Why is “the custodian doesn’t want you to do his job, he wants you to not shit all over the elevator “ the thing that broke me into a fit of laughter and tears
Was just listening to this episode on the way to class, and I still can't understand why someone would put their shit into someone else's butter, especially a friends
Jaztec I would get really REALLY turned on if a friend did that to me. There's always a practical perfectly rational explanatiin for most weird things.
I started screaming with laughter because after this video an ad played for Krispy Kreme donuts and all I could picture was harlequin people being gently frosted
The number of times Cory says some absolute nonsense and continues with the story like everyone else knows what he's talking about is fucking hilarious.
lmao I get back from magfest 2019 and click this and it opens with "we just got back from magfest" too bad I missed them back in like 2017 or whenever this was
can someone explain to me the murr fight thing? i tried listening to it over and over but they all talk over cory and then like make fun of the situation that i never heard what actually happening
I heard of turd buttering but the story I heard was way way worse. The guy doing the prank ate A LOT of Taco Bell so he diarrhea’d in the butter bowl. Imagine scooping and instead of hitting a solid turd you are putting diarrhea on your toast.
the victims most likely aren't eating it, just seeing shit in their butter. im sure they'd 1.) see the brown ass fucking shit when they smear it on whatever they use or when they dump some out OR 2.) spit it out when they taste it. who tf gonna be like "o this is butter but taste like shit heehee lemme swallow it yum poo poo caca shit 😩💯💯💯"
Lmao these fucking guys, I'd be so pissed, or if I was a kid my MOM would've been hella pissed. And I'd probably never hangout with the kid/guy who pulled the prank again. I guess I'm just not cool enough for poop pranks.
don't google harlequin syndrome adult, youll get the results your looking for, but its nasty, and not as delicious as the 'glazed donut people' that they are describing in this video
I pooped in this old movie theater one time that this kid was using to party cause the owner got arrested for child porn or molesting a kid or something in okemah OK, grabbed some rubber gloves and wrote "fuck you" on the curtain with my poo, and with two of my friends we peed everywhere around the seats, threw raw biscuit dough on the ceiling and other stuff like mayo or something everywhere, did it cause he owed me money
12:00 if you melt the butter in the microwave then shit in it , then put it back in the fridge for a few hours , no one will notice for a long long time , and the butter will look untampered with all the more inhuman
*Cory meows to explain pur fight*
Zach (genuinely): oh dude...
LMAO
*IT'S A PURR MURR FIGHT!*
The fact that Cory assumed they were 26 & 28 because of their height is hilarious to me
Cory's intellect is beyond any of us.
“DID YOU CUT THEM OPEN AND COUNT THEIR FUCKING RINGS, CORY?!”
Why is “the custodian doesn’t want you to do his job, he wants you to not shit all over the elevator “ the thing that broke me into a fit of laughter and tears
Was just listening to this episode on the way to class, and I still can't understand why someone would put their shit into someone else's butter, especially a friends
Because sometimes you need to hurt those around you.
Jaztec I would get really REALLY turned on if a friend did that to me. There's always a practical perfectly rational explanatiin for most weird things.
I legit wouldn't be friends with Lyle if that shitbutter story is true.
Because they're a shitty friend.
Because of funny
There's two kinds of people in this world: People with perky shits and people with industrial logs.
Then there’s my half liquid half solid mud and chunky bits
My shit is like. A kid was playing in the soil around a tree trunk being watered. But he cut his hand and ran off from the pile.
I wish
mine is like fucking paste
Three: people with black sand shits.
"Those angry tumblr posts are going to be up forever."
Are you sure about that?
Corey's laugh at the Progeria prank gives me life
I started screaming with laughter because after this video an ad played for Krispy Kreme donuts and all I could picture was harlequin people being gently frosted
They get put on the conveyor belt and go through the glaze waterfall
"This actually happened"
INCOMING BULLSHIT.
*THIS IS REAL*
I just listened to grown men argue about how their shit looks
what is my life
Lia In Nowhere Land
It is complete
Dude not just about shit, but like Harlequin Glazed donut people and shit popping progeria kid's heads XD i was fucking dying
Its-Just- Lia it's something different then hearing females do that
Its-Just- Lia It's pointless just like everyone else's
Have you never been around grown men before? It comes up in conversation often.
.....I don't think I would ever be friends with Lyle...
I like my butter intact
Congrats on 300 likes
I went way too long before I realised that Corey was never gonna finish his anecdote
Imagine going through life and never once getting to finish a thought even in your own head lol
"Does he eat?"
"No"
I would pay to see Lyle knocking out waves of furries
Fuck you for targeted harassment
LEAVE JULIAN ALONNEEE!!!!!!!
Ding Dong and Julian are literally a gay furry couple
I'm a furry and i agree with this statement lol
@henrynelson9301 fr... eh that's hot???
God the contrast between Cory and Zach is sooooooooooo fucking good
Corey's masonry skills coming into play explaining how you can't just melt butter around a turd.
0:37 My cat took off like a bat out of hell when it heard that squawk
"Why would that happen EVER?" absolutely slays me every time
I tripped my dad's leg one time too. His reaction was about the same as Chris' dad.
The number of times Cory says some absolute nonsense and continues with the story like everyone else knows what he's talking about is fucking hilarious.
Toward the end, where they were talking about people with these weird conditions, I was looking them up and they were horrifying.
Same. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares now
Those were some very convincing, top-tier cat sounds
Young Lyle sounds so different.
Cigarettes 🤤
"GLAZED. DONUT."
Holy shit, I'm wheezing!
I forgot how funny sleepycast was. I need to rewatch it
Cory is so sheltered lmao love him
“ID BE LIKE FIRST OF ALL YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT”
great argument as always Cory
The talk about the shit-buttering made me hungry, and so I went and ate half a stick of butter.
Just did it again
And again...
WHAT?!
lmao
@@explosivesexplode do it again
I too enjoy pranking people with progeria by popping their head
Thanks Lyle, I'll never unsee this
I wish they put footage of a toucan calling at around 14:45
Draco Jester Genious. Unrecognized genious.
"I gotta say, those progeriate guys had it comin'."
I looked it up and they are glazed donut people
Great, now I gotta look up what a harlequin adult looks like
They look unfinished
Like Aphex Twin in the Windowlicker video.
8:48 we gonna ignore that? Oh ok
*"Does it eat?"*
"Here brother look at these round shits I made"
Why is claire de lune playing in the background????
why not? :(
Glad that I know the song now
Dey love Debussy
To help you sleep duuuhhhhh sleepy cast
They have their whole playlist on Spotify i think
Thanks fellas for making me curiosly Google Harlequin baby :) I'm not sleeping tonight thank you :) :) :)
loled hard, 2025. God bless Sleepycast, may it rest in peace
Corey is the Adam Friedland of Sleepycast
So he’s gay?
hell yeah dude
As much as i love lyles work he laughs like a mongo bastard
He sounds like a 13 year old trying to do a deep voice, and everything he says sounds like a question
lmao I get back from magfest 2019 and click this and it opens with "we just got back from magfest" too bad I missed them back in like 2017 or whenever this was
Murr off of impractical jokers messaged me back and i cried and almost passed out. Thats why i cant meet them, or see them...
Take a mondo dook
William See 😂
Murr fighting?
what the fuck does zach say at 14:36?
"You ever do that prank where you go up behind someone with progeria and pop their head?"
Jon Baron lmao cheers boss
classic prank right there
cory upsets me
The butter bit came up when I was eating cheese
glad I'm not eating while listening to this
14:00 good part
can someone explain to me the murr fight thing? i tried listening to it over and over but they all talk over cory and then like make fun of the situation that i never heard what actually happening
Two people were pawing at each other while making purring and attempt to include Cory and/or the custodian
ah thanks
i think it’s funnier that Lyle assumes Cory would stay in a shit filled elevator
HarliQueen Latifah...
I heard of turd buttering but the story I heard was way way worse.
The guy doing the prank ate A LOT of Taco Bell so he diarrhea’d in the butter bowl.
Imagine scooping and instead of hitting a solid turd you are putting diarrhea on your toast.
Lyle: Haw haw I’m a trash person and I know it so why are you even gonna tell me i’m awful
U rite lmao
Sees turd in butter "I can't believe it's not butter!"
I only poop Mr.Hankeys.
Tater Nuts i only shit liquid
Stop lying, girls don’t poop
8:20 What in God's name...
Corey shut up. Freaking Lyle was trying to tell a story and then he trys to butt in with his
And then Lyle would never shut up when Chris or Zach would try to tell a story on OneyPlays.
It all comes full circle
Anyone wanna purrfight?
i wish i never searched up harlequin babies
15:07 Het
They look like glazed donuts 😂😂😂
is that Claude Debussy "moonlight".
XxTurtle RacexX it's Claire de lune "Suite Bergmasque" by Claude Debussy
Spencer Welch-Smith thanks bro
CORY YOU DUG THIS HOLE.
I'm calling out the turdbuttering story, as a person who was eating a turd-infused anything would've become violently ill.
the victims most likely aren't eating it, just seeing shit in their butter. im sure they'd 1.) see the brown ass fucking shit when they smear it on whatever they use or when they dump some out OR 2.) spit it out when they taste it.
who tf gonna be like "o this is butter but taste like shit heehee lemme swallow it yum poo poo caca shit 😩💯💯💯"
Nah Lyle is one of those people that lie about obviously fake shit to seem cool
Heart Bust Nothing makes you look cooler than shitting in a tub of butter, you’re so right
Captain Imperialism ROFL thank you, I cracked up so hard at that 😂
If a furry came up to me and did that to me I would be fucking terrified and probably shitting my pants
Most of this stream is just poop-related.
Where is the squeaking mans tumblr
Over here
Why you should always buy your butter in sticks
I forgot that these guys were really cool
This grown man is peculiarly short must be a youngin
wait wtf did Zach say at 14:38? i re-listened to this part multiple times and still cant understand it
TheCandleWaxx behind someone with progeria that part is important
Lmao these fucking guys, I'd be so pissed, or if I was a kid my MOM would've been hella pissed. And I'd probably never hangout with the kid/guy who pulled the prank again. I guess I'm just not cool enough for poop pranks.
More like ProJered
Is that Debussy - Arabesque in the background?
or Clair De Lune?
The second one.
I love our big beautiful boys so much
don't google harlequin syndrome adult, youll get the results your looking for, but its nasty, and not as delicious as the 'glazed donut people' that they are describing in this video
Why god. Why would you do this
i love lyle
shoutouts to shrunsk
wopor333 Add me.
I can't tell what the fuck they're saying
I've been in the furry fandom for 18 years and I've never heard about "murr fighting", ever...
TheSSSdriver its probably an autism thing not a furry thing.
EUGH. Why do people do these things
13 years and i havent heard of it
me too, been into furry for 12 years, never heard of it...
Never heard of it, seen it though. Intensely nauseating.
9:50
I pooped in this old movie theater one time that this kid was using to party cause the owner got arrested for child porn or molesting a kid or something in okemah OK, grabbed some rubber gloves and wrote "fuck you" on the curtain with my poo, and with two of my friends we peed everywhere around the seats, threw raw biscuit dough on the ceiling and other stuff like mayo or something everywhere, did it cause he owed me money
I clogged a urinal with a full bucket of popcorn while watching the hobbit: the desolation of smaug when i was 13, but it was a normal active Theatre.
car boys music in the background?
12:00 if you melt the butter in the microwave then shit in it , then put it back in the fridge for a few hours , no one will notice for a long long time , and the butter will look untampered with all the more inhuman
you can order poop to people. isn't it deliver?
4:11
That’s such a messed up thing to do. How do still have a friend after that, that’s so sick.
lyle tries too much
woah
I regret looking up harlequin babies. Ew
loooool hahah lossis leedle sccreeed. no corn in the year 1955-2020
wopor333 is that even English
Metaroose_Duex 2020 is the year American-english dies and is replaced by emojis and snaps.
It's now 2020. The corn has returned.
Someone tell me this is satire... because i dont like it...
Lel
oh dear, the cringe types
How does it feel knowing you're one of them?
CrapesVHS least my pic isnt anime porn
CrapesVHS I certainly am not retarded enough to make animal noises at people XD
But I'll have what you're smoking if you do
CrapesVHS your point?
Thanks grandma!
Corey yells and false rages for effect too much. I like everyone else tho