"Norton looks like an unfinished clone" "Shouldn't you be eating your way out of an apple" -Bob Kelly "James 'Larva' Norton" "You have the muscle tone of a scallop" -Colin Quinn
He was taking an Of Mice And Men approach. You know at the end, when George has Lenny look at rabbits to distract him while George shot him in the back of the head? That was what he was going for.
Brian Woods you know iv listened to these clips for years and reading your comment was the first time iv come to realise what that monumental bomb was... cheers
I’ve listened to that multiple times and I think I’ve finally figured out what Jimmy was meaning to say. I think he meant to ask if the guy sees *raccoons* getting compacted because the guy was talking about people sleeping in dumpsters and getting compacted. But tired Jimmy said “rabbits” and sounds completely insane lol
RIGHT. And the answer to opies question would be : " No. I would never think anyone would dwell on that for so long so deeply unless they were really insecure and petty."
Well for this segment the car crash is mandatory. But if you took away JUST the Homer Simpson sound Clips opie would have nothing to do. 😂😂😂 he stiiinks
I need to listen to all of opies garbage just to find this again so I can time stamp it. This is the video that I would pay money to get Nopie'd. He singlehandedly ruins this entire video
This shit would be a lot funnier if it weren’t for the multiple sound effects and irrelevant movie quotes being played as loudly and chaotically as possible.
I love Howard, and use to hate these guys thinking they're hacks since they were competing with him however I gotta admit they really are great radio unlike Bubba or the greaseman.
Why Howard even is on the radio is a mystery, Robin is awful, the only good parts of Stern show was Artie and the Whack Pack (Beetlejuice, Bigfoot, Crazy Alice, Eric the Midget, High Pitch and Jeff the Drunk) Anthony is great though !
Dennis McEvoy it took me a little bit to understand their "world" of their show, just like it does with stern. But once you get into it its funny as hell.
@@PlutoTheGod im 25 and just discovered this radio thing like 2 years ago. I feel like Stern is the father of this type of show. The clips of howwie [hoo hoo] that i enjoy are mostly pretty old. I want to say its from the mid and early 90s but im not certain. After like '05 tho Howard's show seems pretty stale where as these guys were staying innovative and silly. I cant say they didnt rip stuff off of howard or vice versa but the two shows definitely went down different paths. Its almost like Howard seen the political battlefield and said i better town this shit down a bit, where as these guys said how can we get our show fired??
Chipperson's Encyclopedia Emporium Howard didn't get stale at all until artie left and he refused to hire a new comedian. He was hamptons Howie since like 08 but the crass nature of artie and guys like Richard and sal kept it going just fine and kept Howard being himself for the most part. But now it's over.
@Sand theyre over designed and poorly at that...cram stuff where it shouldnt be...break down all the time and cost way too much to repair and often slip into reverse for no reason
I'm convinced Norton created the Chip Chipperson character solely to switch to the Chip voice when he realized he was bombing so everybody would think it was intentional.
I imagine Anthony and Jim selfconsciously looking at each other whenever he plays that stupid "...coming to my birthday" clip for no reason. Somebody should've broken his fingers with a hammer
Colin quinn once said that jim looks like everything on a chinese food menu that makes you say "what is that?".
Lol!
Colin has the funniest comparisons out of any of the tough crowd/ O & A comics bar none
He referred to the Jim and Sam show as the "Half breed and glow worm show"
My favourite is when Colin said that Jimmy looks like a sandcastle that the children didn't feel like playing with anymore halfway through.
@@johnbakker4828 lel
"Norton looks like any container you pour him in."
"Little shell-less turtle."
"Mushy little worm."
-Patrice O'neal
"Norton looks like an unfinished clone"
"Shouldn't you be eating your way out of an apple"
-Bob Kelly
"James 'Larva' Norton"
"You have the muscle tone of a scallop"
-Colin Quinn
White* Shell-less turtle
RIP to the goat comedy died with him.
Don't forget mushroom faced asshole from tough crowd lol
"Do you see rabbits?" was hilarious to me :)
Jimmy Darko 🤣
He was tuckered out, c'mon guys
Tired Jimmy made some of the best moments that will live in my head forever.
Just goes to show Jimmy's worst day still beats Opie's best.
Steven Kramer why do y’all hate opie so much?? Y’all just hate him because it’s popular to hate him
+The Truth and it's popular to hate him because he's awful and stupid.
LyovMyshkin maybe because he’s not racist like Anthony was huh
The Truth because that determines what’s funny or not.
jacklegg21 boys he was a normal white guy that wasn’t racist right ?
Do you see rabbits
He shouldn’t have gotten as much flak as he did. I’m surprised Ant didn’t realize that he clearly was trying to think of ‘racoons’.
Jimmy darko
This is the funniest shit I ever heard. Rabbits
I like turtles
@@KC-bg1th It was just so fun that he said that then stopped the way he did. Fuckin Jimmy is hilarious without trying
"Do you see rabbits...." is my favorite of all time. So fucking funny. Where the fuck was he going with that one?!!! HAHAHA!
He was taking an Of Mice And Men approach. You know at the end, when George has Lenny look at rabbits to distract him while George shot him in the back of the head? That was what he was going for.
Jimmy studders
*car crash*
Jimmy tries explaining line
*car explodes*
@1:34 🎉
“He had a bad river card”, makes me howl.
I still don't get it?
The randomness of it made the line so funny
@@crimsonking8942a river card is a term in poker. It’s the 4th card in Texas hold em
@@crimsonking8942he thought he had something and was sorely mistaken.
Steve Irwin’s shirt is my favorite bomb of all time, even opies obnoxious laugh kills me
The steve irwins shirt part annihilated me lol
16:20 Jimmy: "He had a bad river card!!!"
Hahaha
Ive been looking for this clip for years!
I love that Louie laughs pretty hard at that one.
That one was intentional to be fair :)
“Poker...save me a poke...21, what are we going for?” -Opie
its like this is when ted(or maybe frank) started turning into chip
“…than there are TOILET SEATS IN, in, I’m…”
The best one:
Shuu-ahh-utup
😂😂
6:43 I can’t tell you how often I’ve used Ants “Alright!” After asking someone to explain something again😭😭
He had a bad river card!!! Gets me every time
Brian Woods you know iv listened to these clips for years and reading your comment was the first time iv come to realise what that monumental bomb was... cheers
@@ScottsOnTheRottenCotton it was deliberate
40:11 “THIS ROAD IS FOGGY” I’m fucking dead
@4:35 Oohhh!~ Opie had a way to make a genuinely funny moment into just noises
Jimmy "Do You See Rabbits" Norton
Jim couldn’t care less if Danny fell through a box of glasses 😂😂
3:15 do you see rabbits 😂😂😂
Do you see rabbits?
I’ve listened to that multiple times and I think I’ve finally figured out what Jimmy was meaning to say. I think he meant to ask if the guy sees *raccoons* getting compacted because the guy was talking about people sleeping in dumpsters and getting compacted. But tired Jimmy said “rabbits” and sounds completely insane lol
Ov mice and men
The tarbox line was actually funny as shit.
16:20 He had a bad river card! Holy Toledo does that make me laugh still after all these years.
Everytime I hear Ant say "This road is foggy!" I nearly piss myself.
16:20 HE HAD A BAD RIVER CARD ………………… screeeeeeetching hault .. fffck I cry at that lmaoooooo
No bomb is worse than a barrage of sound effects. Extremely annoying contribution from Opie.
I guess he knew all he could contribute was button pushing so he doubles down whenever he can
jim called out that anthony is also spamming the buttons
Yeah, to be honest, sometimes opies sound effects were funny, I just wish he had dialed it back a little.
Ant had the effects machine too....
People focus too much on Opie
It does do overboard at times but the sound machine was the best way Opie could contribute and be kinda funny.
I loved how opie used sniperlike precision with the soundboard, what a master of comedy
16:20 river card line killed me
6:45
*"Alright!"*
8:13 Baseball Cack always makes me laugh.
5:01 a look into opies psyche
RIGHT. And the answer to opies question would be : " No. I would never think anyone would dwell on that for so long so deeply unless they were really insecure and petty."
22:02 Anthony's sound of utter disgust is fucking hilarious 😂
Funniest shit in the world is when Norton would bomb and there would be 1-2 secs of silence followed by him saying "WOW."
20:41
God, my soul smiles everytime Jimmy or Ant throw a GF quote in there
Hahah me too
I've heard it 16 times now...lmao jesus christ.....WHY?!
"Do you SEE RABBITS?" hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Opie on the soundboard makes this hard to listen to.
Well for this segment the car crash is mandatory. But if you took away JUST the Homer Simpson sound Clips opie would have nothing to do.
😂😂😂 he stiiinks
@sneaop sneatorter Typical Opie fan; nearly illiterate.
Opie and Ant are both hitting soundboard buttons. It’s not just Opie
Patrice once said "😂Jim Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in"
Wow Opie drives the entire show into the ground with the car crash sound byte.
Ant had car crash too...
@@MrTwon1610 - yeah but Ant knows how and when to use it.
"He had a bad river card!"
JC in the house!
I need to listen to all of opies garbage just to find this again so I can time stamp it. This is the video that I would pay money to get Nopie'd. He singlehandedly ruins this entire video
I'm ashamed to admit I laughed my ass off at the moose altercation joke at 21:24 🤣
16:00 I've never heard a person drain the energy in a room so quickly and thoroughly
And when poker jimmy dropped a hammer, opani threw it in the trash for two minutes
I love how everyone, even Opie, is involved until Norton interjects
Like a humor vacuum.
BAD RIVER CARD!
skip to 8:50 for the GREATEST bomb you've ever heard lol almost funnier than a good bit its such a bomb
18:50 is the most panicked I've ever heard Jimmy
"This road is foggy!"
*car crash*
I died 🤣
Jimmy at 14:30 lol. Must be how Opie felt everyday
The Leif Garrett bomb is one of my favorites.
The way the air seemed to go out of the room for about five seconds was the best part.
Holy shit Opie is funny pushing a button a million times
Hit the car crash sound a 16th time, I’m sure people will start laughing at it
Ant REALLLY went overboard with them in this clip
@@brandendierker5873 It was probably opie
18:25 'i was givin babigliya a ride home'...jeez heavy tongue much rich
This shit would be a lot funnier if it weren’t for the multiple sound effects and irrelevant movie quotes being played as loudly and chaotically as possible.
20:52 love the dig at Opie
How is that a dig at Opie?
@@RenewedRS because Opie would constantly use that excuse. "I wasn't joking, that was a serious point I was making."
"do you see rabbits?"
Anthony commenting over the baseball announcers sounds like a Simpsons bit.
Opie really has no right to call out Jimmy's bombs, since Jimmy's bombs are 100 X funnier than the jokes that Opie "Lands."
Voss embarrasses Opie and he’s slow.
18:11 is the best.
1:10 5:30
6:48 8:19 10:44 17:03 Peace 18:12 Wewph 19:51 I wanna be a pepper too 22:15 22:27 24:57 Hi O 28:09 30:28 My teeth hurt 34:42 Bob Dole
"Alright!" 😂
sound effects ruin it completely
I love Howard, and use to hate these guys thinking they're hacks since they were competing with him however I gotta admit they really are great radio unlike Bubba or the greaseman.
Why Howard even is on the radio is a mystery, Robin is awful, the only good parts of Stern show was Artie and the Whack Pack (Beetlejuice, Bigfoot, Crazy Alice, Eric the Midget, High Pitch and Jeff the Drunk) Anthony is great though !
You ought to be commended for being open-minded, my good sir.
Dennis McEvoy it took me a little bit to understand their "world" of their show, just like it does with stern. But once you get into it its funny as hell.
@@PlutoTheGod im 25 and just discovered this radio thing like 2 years ago. I feel like Stern is the father of this type of show. The clips of howwie [hoo hoo] that i enjoy are mostly pretty old. I want to say its from the mid and early 90s but im not certain. After like '05 tho Howard's show seems pretty stale where as these guys were staying innovative and silly. I cant say they didnt rip stuff off of howard or vice versa but the two shows definitely went down different paths. Its almost like Howard seen the political battlefield and said i better town this shit down a bit, where as these guys said how can we get our show fired??
Chipperson's Encyclopedia Emporium Howard didn't get stale at all until artie left and he refused to hire a new comedian. He was hamptons Howie since like 08 but the crass nature of artie and guys like Richard and sal kept it going just fine and kept Howard being himself for the most part. But now it's over.
HE HAD A BAD RIVER CARD
JT in the house!
It's like looking at a sonogram and seeing Chip Chipperson staring back at you.
21:55 - Conan O’Brien actually had a bit with a groundhog puppet dressed like Dr Phil called Dr Punxatawney Phil. Was actually pretty funny
*DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER?* 30:28
12:40 him sounding it out to figure out the joke before hating it 😂
At 13:25, when Greggshells says "Can we go backwards", it's actually vomit-inducing.
That always bothered me.
16:55 i never heard it before but “War & Peace” isnt that bad 😂
Lmaooo I listened to 1:36 so many times lmaooooooooooooooooo
Cameron Baker has me laughing, ahh needed too lol.
Cameron Baker "JESUS Jimmy"
Completely botches the joke, then when it gets through it bombs anyway. That was magical.
Hahahah its soooo funny. You should go back about 3 more seconds on your time stamp sir ..
That Pete Townshend bit was great
I cannot stop laughing.
The man likes clean shirts...
That is the most beautiful picture of an audi ive ever seen....would love to see every audi like that
@Sand because audis are shit...thats why...derpa der
@Sand theyre over designed and poorly at that...cram stuff where it shouldnt be...break down all the time and cost way too much to repair and often slip into reverse for no reason
@@mikek4610 what a weird thing to get angry about lol
@@yackum_3331 whos angry? Im happy af
@@mikek4610 holy shit welcome to 1992
Is "bad river card" the beginning of Chip?
That Punxsutawney Phil line killed.
Tarbox sounding like a deaf girl ordering coffee is an absolute gold joke.
20:54 Jym Geoffreys clout chasing a 3 sec soundbyte almost ruined the whole other 40 minutes.
Poor little yimmi
Do the car crash more opie
Doctor Punxsutawney Phil is my absolute favorite. xD
I can't stop. Somebody help me!!!
"breastfeeding videos rule"
Warren Peace 😂
1:30 destroys me
Yooo I had that car in the pic. Super reliable and wonderful Audi
This is probably the only time in O&A history where sample abuse has ever been funny...and it still gets tiresome
STAHP WHINING
I love over the top Pacino
7:23 What is that drop from?
I'm convinced Norton created the Chip Chipperson character solely to switch to the Chip voice when he realized he was bombing so everybody would think it was intentional.
My goodness, trying to enjoy
these nuggets of gold and
Dopie keeps ruining it with
his soundboard.
I imagine Anthony and Jim selfconsciously looking at each other whenever he plays that stupid "...coming to my birthday" clip for no reason. Somebody should've broken his fingers with a hammer
"Mike!"
Yes?
At least he tries. Opie doesn't ever swing so of course hes not going to have any misses
I fucking love immy so much
That made me cry/laugh.
Well that was worth nothin xD
These compilations are okay, but most bombs are subdued w/o the riffing beforehand to set them up.
What other show was so funny, that there are multiple compilations of the bad jokes?
My Audi also met the same fate
Can’t believe no one made a Roy Romano joke when he fucked up roy orbisons name
JC in da house
1:33 'More Crash'