First the Anglo-Saxons, then the Indians, now the Poles... KTO POLAK? Pozdrav sa Balkana, živjeli Slaveni. (I guess South Asians apply more to England)
They're scumbags to a man. Nobody likes knackers. If you find yourself around one, keep your hands in your pockets, gripping your valuables and be ready to fight.
Technically Travellers are distinct from gypsy and roma groups, but yeah they are literal travellers, they are also called pykies, pavees or minciers. It is thought they split from the rest of the Irish people during the reign of Cromwell, the war displaced them and they decided to remain displaced I suppose... Oh they are also separate from the carnies, oogles or ceardannan (Although that last one is really only found in Ulster and they are pretty dang rare even there, mostly a Scottish thing)
I truly feel sorry for tourists who come from all over the world to see Dublin. It's a city that most Irish people avoid if they can. People from the rest of the country only go there to get important forms stamped or signed because nowhere else can do it 😅
Yeah Dublin was my final destination after a tour of the North spanning Galway-Donegal-Derry-Belfast and I found it a bit underwhelming. The nightlife brought to me a lot of craic I have to say though
If you know your way around it can be great, though I suppose that's the same with any area. If I'm being honest I don't really find many major differences between counties other than accents. Most counties have Their Thing™ but other than that I get the same vibe from them. Except Monaghan. I don't know shit about Monaghan and have literally never heard a single person mention that county nor do I know someone who has been. I'm pretty sure it isn't real 🤪
@@a_person4742 I've been, twas a surreal place, felt like a dream. On the other hand, I had no idea what Leitrim was until I was about ten. It was the only county I hadn't heard before, another surreal place I've been to.
As someone who lives in the North, this is untrue, misinformed and borderline offensive. We rupture people's eardrums while giving them directions, get it right
I speak irish, and i still can't understand people from cavan. I'm genuinely convinced that everyone from cavan just speaks their own language at this point.
Knackers are parasitic scumbags that you should never turn your back on. If you encounter them, place your valuables in our pockets and keep your hands stuffed in there. Be ready for a fight as you never know what will set off a knacker.
Yeah, as a fella from Leitrim. no-one knows where Leitrim is or that it existed in the first place. Not to mention its filled with forestry, bad land and the only thing we are known for is having the shortest coastline and the start of the river Shannon, at the Shannon pot.
As an American, really the only thing I know about my great grandma was that she was from county Clare and immigrated to the US before World War II broke out. I don't know anything about her occupation, or if she even had one considering she was a raging alcoholic.
@@thereluctantdoomer3439 Maybe. Idk, like I said, I don't really know much about her other than she moved to the US before World War II and she wasn't really the best mom to my grandma or her siblings.
@@worldcomicsreview354 lmao true 😂 In all seriousness, though, she became a major alcoholic after her husband died. From how my grandma described her, she cared more about whether or not she could afford a 12-pack of beer than if her children were fed.
This is a Certified Irish Classic Also, I’m so glad I was spared from having a Cavan accent, my years of being subjected to TH-cam has led me to develop an American accent instead so hurray
Be proud of your accent. You Cavaners are a steadfast and noble people. Also me Geography/P.E. Teacher in school was real, turf cuttin, Cavan lad and he was one of the soundest teachers I had.
Understandable, my mum was from Texas so I use some of her accent mannerisms. Btw be proud of your accent, I love Irish accents, and my mum absolutely adores everything having to do with Ireland.
@Taivas0 Ah yeah, sounds like Cavan, them lads are ATM thieves in the making I reckon, copying what those mad lads did over in Virginia(Cavan) probably. Ah well sounds like you got a good Cavan experience so
1:54 I am born and bred in County Wicklow and I’ve always hated Greystones until I had to move there… ( If your wondering no I still don’t try to relate myself to Greystones)
the greatest way to see if you have integrated in a country is look at slander videos and see if you understand anything. in my case im italian living in donegal and i confirm its all real
As someone formerly from Greystones, the town is both simultaneously pretentious and a shithole only available for people who make over 130k a year. The shit talk is well justified.
I think this information is incorrect and does not rightfully capture the nature of us irish populations anyway as I was saying can you guys give us the title of capital now cork earned it
WELL I HAVE A GREAT STORY my neighbour was a boxer his name is "Matthew Macklin" and he had a sponsorship with the Kinahan gang and I think he's now blacklisted from the United States
American tourists when they find out literally nobody says “TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE” and here “Well bai” instead
Honestly I prefer the first one
@@UnitedWars eh fair
“Well bai howya sham how’s she cuttin jaysis it’s been donkeys bai”
Is something I hear too often living in Longford.
@@michaelvakarian7906 well bah what’s the craic
@@michaelvakarian7906 “Ah well what’s the story bai”
Something I hear daily in meath
I was once an American tourist in Ireland and I found out I’m descended from a man arrested for public drunkenness. A different kind of high king.
Nice you are descended from the most respected people in Ireland the lads who live the pub life
You forgot people from Derry when the only thing they're known for is bombs/civil wars and a tv show about teenage girls.
@Dabbing mcgree Same Ahhh yes "Londonderry" only word in the english language where the first six letters are silent.
@Dabbing mcgree Same derry you bastard
Mfs be out here saying there english mfs in the wrong country
@Dabbing mcgree Same based
@Ian Thompson i thought the undertones were belfast. Mid band anyway
As a foreigner taking your jobs, this is very accurate. 👌
First the Anglo-Saxons,
then the Indians,
now the Poles...
KTO POLAK?
Pozdrav sa Balkana, živjeli Slaveni.
(I guess South Asians apply more to England)
@@someguy2744 don't forget the Ukrainians
@Yoda grand master yoda showing his support for ukraine how nice
Well we're certainly not going to do the jobs so you might as well lmao
Kind of a wierd comment 😳 but whatever floats you tiny boat....I guess
American tourists when they find out the Irish they're descended from were Presbyterian Ulster Scots Planters
wut?
Well aware in Appalachia, well aware. Bostonites, not so much.
My only "Irish" heritage is from the Anglo-Irish protestant aristocracy lmao but I've always wanted to visit Ireland
@@jangofett5011 then they arent irish lo
@@halrd2651 Gatekeep more
As a Lithuanian living ireland, finally somebody gets me now and how frustrating it is to deal with some people.
XD
Well move back to Lithuania then, you clearly don’t have a good word to say about Ireland.
You're free to fuck off home any time you like, bud.
*moves to ireland, frustrated that it’s full of irish*
congrats on being lithuanian i guess
For fellow non Irish people, Traveller doesn't mean tourist, it means the equivalent of gypsy
As a Briton I can confirm that travellers are gypsies in caravans
Or anyone who has seen Snatch.
Ah lol, thanks for explaining.
They're scumbags to a man. Nobody likes knackers. If you find yourself around one, keep your hands in your pockets, gripping your valuables and be ready to fight.
Technically Travellers are distinct from gypsy and roma groups, but yeah they are literal travellers, they are also called pykies, pavees or minciers. It is thought they split from the rest of the Irish people during the reign of Cromwell, the war displaced them and they decided to remain displaced I suppose... Oh they are also separate from the carnies, oogles or ceardannan (Although that last one is really only found in Ulster and they are pretty dang rare even there, mostly a Scottish thing)
I truly feel sorry for tourists who come from all over the world to see Dublin. It's a city that most Irish people avoid if they can. People from the rest of the country only go there to get important forms stamped or signed because nowhere else can do it 😅
Yeah Dublin was my final destination after a tour of the North spanning Galway-Donegal-Derry-Belfast and I found it a bit underwhelming.
The nightlife brought to me a lot of craic I have to say though
If you know your way around it can be great, though I suppose that's the same with any area. If I'm being honest I don't really find many major differences between counties other than accents. Most counties have Their Thing™ but other than that I get the same vibe from them.
Except Monaghan. I don't know shit about Monaghan and have literally never heard a single person mention that county nor do I know someone who has been. I'm pretty sure it isn't real 🤪
@@a_person4742 I've been, twas a surreal place, felt like a dream. On the other hand, I had no idea what Leitrim was until I was about ten. It was the only county I hadn't heard before, another surreal place I've been to.
Living on the edge of Dublin I agree that going into Blanch is hell.
Lol sorry you had a shit time but you just don't know where to go
The American tourists one is too accurate
As an Irish person I can certify this as an Irish classic what a class video
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@@firstnamesurname5376 2:08 you probably.
RIP to Fungie you will be missed..
Ya, no shit he'll be missed! He was half of the regional GDP!
Wait the Dolphin bit was real???
@@kingpotato7183 Ya it fuckin was. The good name of Fungie is known the world over! Not even Kerrys only famous dolphin.
@@kingpotato7183 there all real
@@Geokeo except Leitrim that shite ain’t real
People from Sligo thinking they deserve a city
If anything it's a large town
Deserve one more than the West Brits
Dude this was hilarious 🤣 The Fine Gael/Fianna Fáil and Gardaí sections hit a bit TO hard 😭
True. I'll be oh so happy when they start swinging from the lamp posts.
The Cavan one is so true it hurts, and even as a Cavan person I can sometimes not understand a word of what people are saying
I know more about Ireland now than I did 2 minutes and 10 seconds ago
As someone who lives in the North, this is untrue, misinformed and borderline offensive.
We rupture people's eardrums while giving them directions, get it right
They had us in the first half, not gunna lie
People from edenderry when another foreigner pisses in the canal
I know people in Edenderry so I'm seriously considering this for a diss in Part 2.
U should go for it lol
@@thereluctantdoomer3439 do kinsale mfs when they realise people only go through their town to get to garretstown beach.
missing out the travellers setting up inside a housing estate
Waterford citizens when you claim the Vikings didn't invade their county first:
My sisters are ginger and if someone said this to them they would literally murder them 😂
Yes JonTron is the most intimidating person in Ireland.
I'd be scared to talk to them too, god forbid they start talking about politics
@@vintheguy Little did you know it was the Iranian Republican Army all along.
as someone from galway i can confirm we're better than everyone else
True
Facts
Dad is from Galway, does that mean I’m half better then everyone else?
I lived in Galway for 4 months and I became better then everyone I know
Well you certainly are better, only had to ask 3 people in order to get the right directions while in dublin it was 8
The Donegal part is sadly too accurate too
Driving there with an hired car was one of the most scary experiences I had
@@nicolaramoso3286 itd be so fun if you got something like an audi rs4
As an Irishman this is all correct
As a Texan I can confirm this is completely accurate
0:45 Me, an Irish speaker, when people finally realise that we actually exist and don't just speak English with a pure thick accent 😅
I speak irish, and i still can't understand people from cavan. I'm genuinely convinced that everyone from cavan just speaks their own language at this point.
@@liamdiver9444 gaeilgeor eile anseo- aontaíom
true......
As somone from Drogheda, i'm just happy we didn't get mentioned for gang violence or just crime in general.
The thing with the midlands and travellers had me rolling, I dont understand why it happens but it had be dead
Knackers are parasitic scumbags that you should never turn your back on. If you encounter them, place your valuables in our pockets and keep your hands stuffed in there. Be ready for a fight as you never know what will set off a knacker.
Kilkenny never gets the love...
Fear not! There may be a part 2.
Why'd they name it after a South Park catchphrase?
Your video got into the latest Lessons in Meme Culture video! Fair play!
RIP FUNGIE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
I can confirm every butler in Ireland is related to king butler of Ireland
The dolphin they’re talking Abt is fungie. I went to Kerry when he was missing I was quite sad
As a Cavan man, I can confirm you're pretty spot on.
sorry could you say that slower I couldn't understand a word you said.
iRadio jockeys editing out half the song so they can fit another 8 ads for Disney+ in
Lmao
My husband’s parents are from Kerry and he deadass cried when Fungie died
Yeah, as a fella from Leitrim. no-one knows where Leitrim is or that it existed in the first place. Not to mention its filled with forestry, bad land and the only thing we are known for is having the shortest coastline and the start of the river Shannon, at the Shannon pot.
your place literally means toilet
@@sprucebruce3819 it dosent lol
@@Eoghanyupmonster ye it does
Wait you guys have a coastline? God I really don't know where Leitrim is
@@seanspindleshanks2529 yeah it's only like 3 miles. Leitrim is up to the right of sligo. North of roscommon.
I'm Irish and I love this video
The father Ted clip at the end was hilarious
*Cries in Offaly*
The reason Louth wasn’t included was because Louth cannot be slandered it is the best county in the country. GLORY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF LOUTH
Louth is not a real county. It doesn't exist. Don't believe the lies
louth is just greather north dublin
The North Dublin disease has only spread as far as drogheda, dundalk is safe....for now
@@machine_toaster202 no we are real unlike Offaly
@@jcJones02 Dublin is worst than east Belfast do not insult us like that
As an American, really the only thing I know about my great grandma was that she was from county Clare and immigrated to the US before World War II broke out. I don't know anything about her occupation, or if she even had one considering she was a raging alcoholic.
probably a midwife
If she lived in Ireland before WW2 then she probably left to get a job.
@@thereluctantdoomer3439 Maybe. Idk, like I said, I don't really know much about her other than she moved to the US before World War II and she wasn't really the best mom to my grandma or her siblings.
You already said she was Irish, no need to repeat yourself at the end there.
@@worldcomicsreview354 lmao true 😂
In all seriousness, though, she became a major alcoholic after her husband died. From how my grandma described her, she cared more about whether or not she could afford a 12-pack of beer than if her children were fed.
As a irish, this is kinda true.
As someone who actually comes from Leitrim I can confirm that lots of other people forget about us
This is the most creative one I've seen so far
Donegal being a clip of the ae86 from Initial D is a nice touch considering how twincam mad they are
My dads an immigrant from limerick and he's told me the shit that goes down in that godforsaken place
As someone from donegal the donegal one is pretty accurate
I have family in Cavan, and I am able to understand everything they say.
Consider me a translator.
This is a Certified Irish Classic
Also, I’m so glad I was spared from having a Cavan accent, my years of being subjected to TH-cam has led me to develop an American accent instead so hurray
Be proud of your accent. You Cavaners are a steadfast and noble people. Also me Geography/P.E. Teacher in school was real, turf cuttin, Cavan lad and he was one of the soundest teachers I had.
Understandable, my mum was from Texas so I use some of her accent mannerisms.
Btw be proud of your accent, I love Irish accents, and my mum absolutely adores everything having to do with Ireland.
@Taivas0 Classic Cavan 🤭
A Burger King foot lettuce cadence isnt an American accent.
@Taivas0 Ah yeah, sounds like Cavan, them lads are ATM thieves in the making I reckon, copying what those mad lads did over in Virginia(Cavan) probably. Ah well sounds like you got a good Cavan experience so
Its not what we think of ourselves in Galway you guys just keep saying we're really cool so we agree
1:54 I am born and bred in County Wicklow and I’ve always hated Greystones until I had to move there… ( If your wondering no I still don’t try to relate myself to Greystones)
the greatest way to see if you have integrated in a country is look at slander videos and see if you understand anything. in my case im italian living in donegal and i confirm its all real
People from the Midlands when the see a Traveller got me 🤣
As someone who lives in Roscommon, this is true
Lol I live in Louth and this is hilarious 😂 couldn't be more true
I love this
People from Limerick when people don't speak in elaborate rhymes:
There was a beer ad right after this vid played, Even youtube is slandering Ireland
As an Asian, I can confirm about Mayo
1:21 ironically the skyscrapers look more like London than any other city.
SEND IN THE ANTI PROTESTANT CARS
All of Ireland going down to Offaly for the Tullamore Show (suddenly we exist):
The only thing wrong with this is the idea of the green party doing anything useful lmao
Melons. Green on the outside, red on the inside.
"Candles will replace electricity"
-Eamonn Ryan
Gypsie call out videos are the best gym. Motivation
As a North Irish I feel we got off quite lightly
It's excellent quality content.
ah yes very fitting music
People from Carlow when their county is completely irrelevant
It’s funny because it’s true. There is nothing good about Greystones
As someone formerly from Greystones, the town is both simultaneously pretentious and a shithole only available for people who make over 130k a year. The shit talk is well justified.
oh god roscommon will never live that down, will they?
The people who don’t understand that people can disagree can’t live that down
@@sesh1255 In fairness you would have to be a nasty piece of work to disagree about Gay people having the same rights as everyone else.
When you are down by 1 point at 1 minute left in the all Ireland
POV you live in ballymun 🪦😵💀🔪🔪
donegal mentions +2
I think this information is incorrect and does not rightfully capture the nature of us irish populations
anyway as I was saying can you guys give us the title of capital now cork earned it
Ah the good ol' "na nGardaí"
Stab City, grand place!
I saw that Dolphin 3 years ago in Kerry his name was Fungi If he died then R.I.P Fungi😢
This is brilliant (UK slander) but I like this better
Is Limerick dangerous or something?
Its nickname is "Stab City" to give you an idea
We call it Stab City
Shannon?
County Clare?
Next time baby
WELL I HAVE A GREAT STORY my neighbour was a boxer his name is "Matthew Macklin" and he had a sponsorship with the Kinahan gang and I think he's now blacklisted from the United States
As a dubliner, this is very accurate.
Tipperary people when you mistake a local as a traveller
Lol nice I searched to see if there was one about ireland so I could understand a video about slander of a country.
I'm an American history nerd with an Irish name and I feel attacked. :(
i just remembered about tyrone does anyone even live there?
as a person who has been to donegal,i can say the drivers there are go hiomlán uafásach as you would say in irish
people who casually speak irish:
as an irish person, this is very true
Showed this to my Irish mother. She stopped watching after the Mayo bit. Thought Leitrim was funny tho (she's lived in both)
The irony is that Leitrim is mentioned a lot... In the context of being forgotten.
Aa someone who has only learned about Ireland through OneyPlays, this is accurate.
fantaistic
lol so accurate
the American tourist one mildly hurts but then again my Grandma was literally just a farmer's daughter in Galway, i'd rather not expect anything else.
"Its only a bitta slaggin" but literally all of these are straight facts... And yes Galway is better than the rest of the country
So true Galway is the best place in all of Ireland where you can distract yourself from the misery of the rest of the country
claremorris is a mad place got absolutely stoned off of actifed there
what Sinn Fein is wrong about?
What is the name of this background music?
th-cam.com/video/gc12lP5FNG0/w-d-xo.html
Most counties are missing (no shit sherlock)
Irish in Clare after a tourist doesn't instantly visit the Cliffs of Moher.
The only times I've been to Wexford were with my retired aunt from Dublin
As someone from Kildare, though not the same for me it's kinda funny
People from Wicklow when a Dubliner calls it the countryside
Dubliners when they go outside of dublin and they have to walk on a field