The reason it was important whether she was a virgin is because in Hellsing lore full blooded vampires can only be made from a virgin. If it's not a virgin, then what the human will turn into if a vampire drinks their blood is a "ghoul" instead. By confirming that yes, she is a virgin, this gives him the confidence to fatally wound/shoot her because he can just make her into a vampire now.
Its also important because I think in the lore as well, only the opposite sex can be turned as well meaning that Alucard can only turn females as he is male (not entirely certain so don't quote me on that lol)
The ending is actually good within the show. The catboy is basically the physical embodiment of Schrodinger's cat (it was stated from his introduction). So when Alucard absorbs him, he absorbs that as his being. It was foreshadowed before the ending. So it wasn't plot armor or bad writing. Also I feel attacked because I didn't put it together that Alucard was Dracula backwards until Hellsing Abridged because I never heard of Alucard before.
The Cat Boy’s ability (Schrodinger’s Cat) is an absolute mind fuck of an ability, its a complete paradox where while one thing is true about the ability holder, so is the opposite, so Cat Boy is at all times everywhere and nowhere, dead and alive, exists and doesnt exist, etc. The plan of The Major (main antag) is to force Alucard to consume the cat boy and gain his ability. Because Alucard has some 3 million souls within him, the ability applies to each, meaning Alucard is always in infinite places 3,000,000th power. This caused his consiousness to scatter because thats just what would happen if you were in infinity^3,000,000 power places all at once.
It's also a good plan because Schrödinger offered up up his blood which in this universe is more potent than just forcing. That is a lot of factors that fucked over Alucard
Well, it was a few things. One, like @Blue Wolf said, Schrödinger gave his life willingly to Alucard. This basically handed his ability to Alucard. The 3 million plus souls is the other integral part, but it's not because they all obtain Schrödinger's ability, only Alucard does. The 3 million souls do, however, make it impossible for Alucard to recognize himself, which is an integral part of Schrödinger's power. If Schrödinger can recognize himself, then he is everywhere and nowhere. If he goes unobserved, then he is *also* everywhere and nowhere. That's how he escaped the meeting in...episode 4? Pretty sure it was episode 4. So no, it wasn't plot armor. The Major didn't even plan to win the war, he just wanted victory in battle with Alucard. He always planned to loose the war. And in a way, he did win. Alucard's goal has been to get himself killed. Looked at how he pushed Anderson. But Anderson was too weak to do it without becoming a monster of God. The Major ended up giving Alucard the ability to never not exist, unless he goes unobserved and he can't recognize himself again. But now that he has Seras to raise and Integra to protect, he'll likely never get rid of himself. At least for a while.
Because modern vampire stories forget in Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could turn into wolves, bats, mist, and the sun doesn't particularly hurt him. So most of the time Hellsing is the classic Dracula versus the modern wimpy vampires that just suck blood and make ghouls.
If I recall correctly, its not that Dracula is weak to the sun, its just that at some points of time in the day, his powers are off. And majority of that "power off" time is in the morning.
1.Its established earlier in the series that having blood offered is more potent then it being taken, as it makes the souls in question fuse together Schrödinger ,being a living paradox that can stay alive and appear everywhere and nowhere so long as he can recognise his own existence, offered his blood to Alucard and as a result Alucard got his powers as a baseline. The trouble however is that because Alucard had over 3 million souls inside of him, he couldn't recognise himself. Literally forcing him to just *stop existing* That is until he expelled every other soul except his own from his body. Which took very nearly 30 years to do. 2. Walter actually came *really close* to killing Alucard. Only failing due to sheer luck and Alucard making him run out of time.
So, about Alucard asking Seras if she's a virgin; In the world of Hellsing, you can only become a vampire if you fulfill two criteria: 1. You must be a virgin. 2. The vampire that turns you must be of the opposite sex. If EITHER of these criteria aren't met, you turn into a ghoul (aka a zombie under the vampire's command).
Hellsing is, _shockingly,_ the story that best keeps up with Dracula lore. Hellsing is better at keeping vampire working the same way Bram Stoker did than the fucking _movie adaptations of Bram Stoker's book_ do. One thing that gets dropped hardcore by any later adaptation of vampires is that, originally, only people who were virgins could become one. So yeah, Alucard had to ask Police Girl if she still had her v card. Because if she didn't, he couldn't have shot through her and saved her "life" later, because he couldn't have made her a vampire.
It's Schrodingers Catboi, thats why eating him turns you into a paradox, they're all magical in some way and that catboy is straight up just a paradox so he dies and comes back over and over.
That cat boy is Schrödinger cats. As long as he can recognize his own existence he can never die. But when he fell into the blood rivers he could no longer recognize his own existence in the sea of souls that were the blood rivers.
Rule of thumb: If someone asks you what you think they are, you say the obvious answer, and they respond with 15:07, you need to get tf out of there NOW!!
The thing cj forgot to mention is the cat boy is named Schrodinger's after the scientist with a cat in a box his entire purpose is to be a paradox to stop alucard
One of the most interesting things about Hellsing that not everyone notices is that it's actually a Monster Mash! Alucard is obviously old school Dracula, Anderson is Frankenstein's Monster, the risen humans are essentially Zombies and there are also a werewolve, cyborg, mad doctor, Benjamin Button (shout out again to TFS, please watch the abridged), our delightful paradox of a cat boy and others I'm likely forgetting. Freaking delight to watch them be thrown together and not be watered down to glittery jokes or children's fodder❤
Schrodinger's Cat, Alucard absorbed it. If you know the lore behind Schrodinger yall wouldn't be questioning but hey every vid has to have one of yall saying the plot became mash potatoes
The entire plot of Hellsing is writers testing how much absinthe they can drink and still be able to write a script. It's ridiculous on every level and it's gloriously absurd. I love it!
It is interesting because CJ is going ham on this voice acting! Especially with the Luke Valentine vs Alucard...why I could never be a voice actor, some stuff I could never do...
The cat boy was supposed to be Schrödingers cat like the quantum uncertainty thing where he’s both dead and alive, nowhere and everywhere at the same time. So when alucard absorbed him he basically got trapped in a state of quantum uncertainty multiplied by the millions of souls he had consumed over the years that’s basically why he disappeared. Also he was super OP so they had to come up with some bs way to nerf him lol
The catboi is a reference to the Schrodinger's Cat Paradox, and him killing himself gave Alucard his abilities, so Alucards mind literally became scatterbrained, being in 3 million+ places in time at once but also not, while being in his current point in time and became a paradox and faded away from existence. BUT it's BECAUSE he has Schrodinger's ability that now he's basically immortal times 3,000,000
So I don't think they ever explained it in the anime but the whole virgin thing if I'm not mistaken is what allows her to become a vampire and a particularly powerful one at that. And the cat boy thing is named strodinger as in strodinger's cat. When alucard consumed his blood it caused him to basically exist everywhere and nowhere at the same time, he basically became a god however because there were millions of souls inside of him he became impossible for him to keep track of himself so he basically faded out of existence where he then spent 30 years killing each and every soul until only he remained and now exists as basically a vampire God
Virgin thing was to become a vampire to begin with, she's the second strongest on earth because she was sired by mothafuggin OG Himself. she was as pure as they come.
21:13 I think that this situation is WAY out of the housekeeping crew's job description. Hydrogen peroxide, Fabuloso, and Mr Clean combined isn't going to be enough. Just throw the whole hotel away
The manga was goated. I love this series so much!! Got me into reading when I was younger. I have fond memories of Hellsing (Alucard's theme, my beloved) but Hellsing Ultimate (the one that follows the manga more closely) destroyed me. Not to mention... Integra Hellsing 🥰🥰🥰
7:35 Except Alucard DID shoot her in the heart. No one would shoot your balls to save you, no worries - that had nothing to do with it. He shot her in the heart :)
I was about to say during the fight with Walter honestly long story short that cat boy was made to kinda Poison/Mess with his abilities to control so many souls & made him not able to recognize himself 😂
40:24 CJ wasn't doing a Russian accent, the Nazi's were German. I was a little confused when you said his accent was worse but then I got here and realized you mixed up the two nationalities. Skitten does a Russian accent, CJ was attempting a German accent.
Yeah, he just mixed up skitten's accent deal with his by the end of the video, but tbf.... At some points, that German accent sounded Jamaican and all manner of other accents lol. Prolly just mentally exhausted with all the extra nonsense plot being badly explained in those super broken accents. Lol
He asked if she was a virgin because only virgin humans can become vampires (normally) so after she said yes he knew he could kill the priest by shooting through her and then offering to turn her into a vampire to save her. Non virgin humans turn into ghouls when bitten.
the cat boy in Hellsing is based on Schrödinger's cat. A physicist or scientist for dumb people named schrödinger.. he had a cat that got sealed in a box and didn't know if it dead or was still alive and the only way to find out was to open it. Hints the famous line I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Or I'm alive and not alive at the same time.
I haven't seen an explanation in the comments for this, but the reason Alucard asked Seras if she was still a virgin when the preist was using her for a shield was because in Hellsing lore, a vampire can turn you into another vampire if you are still pure (ie: virgin) and of opposite gender. Alucard asked because he knew he had to shoot her to kill the priest and would have to turn her into a vampire to save her life. If she wasn't a virgin she would've became a ghoul like all the people around them.
@@riiddisbuk2496 not to mention that the only reason Millennium was able to make artificial vampires was extracting trace amounts of it from Dracula's wife's remains. Like wouldn't her and Vlad have done it a few times before he became a vamp and turned her into one? Also once he was defeated by Hellsing she returned to a normal human.
His voice overs are what makes his videos unique so why would he hire different voice actors?? I’m pretty sure he’s not tryna do the accents perfectly which what makes it more funny
27:05 This is something that bothers me that I haven't seen explained: why didn't they just blast them with a jet and then fly away? How did the vampires even operate the submarine when they can't move over flowing water without being in a casket? Does the submarine itself function as a huge casket? If that's the case, then why is she able to be on the top deck no problem? Regardless, that's not the point -- the point is, if you destroy the ship completely they will be stuck in the ocean and will be completely protected from the flowing water. Even if they can swim, it will take multiple weeks even for a vampire to reach Shore especially in a weakened state. Blow up the submarine, and shoot down any survivors because wounding them will use up their energy, and just let the flowing water, lack of blood, and excess sun deal with them. Even if it wasn't part of an obvious trap, they could have just sent some guy to deal with the problem and kept Alucard on the mainland to deal with the primary forces since he is the biggest gun and the heaviest hitter.
ah, yes. The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet!
The vamps in the series do kinda care about secrecy they murder everyone they come across in semi secret areas (excluding alucard) and dead people are excellent at keeping secrets
The reason it was important whether she was a virgin is because in Hellsing lore full blooded vampires can only be made from a virgin. If it's not a virgin, then what the human will turn into if a vampire drinks their blood is a "ghoul" instead.
By confirming that yes, she is a virgin, this gives him the confidence to fatally wound/shoot her because he can just make her into a vampire now.
Its also important because I think in the lore as well, only the opposite sex can be turned as well meaning that Alucard can only turn females as he is male (not entirely certain so don't quote me on that lol)
See i thought the same thing and wanted to tell people that when they asked in the video but i wasn't 100% sure on it so thanks for confirming.
@@jamieworrell385 but he is also a female if he wants to be as well?
@@jamieworrell385 On a good day he's male at least.
Wait, wasn't he used as a free hole before he hit puberty? He was turned as an adult, though.
The ending is actually good within the show. The catboy is basically the physical embodiment of Schrodinger's cat (it was stated from his introduction). So when Alucard absorbs him, he absorbs that as his being. It was foreshadowed before the ending. So it wasn't plot armor or bad writing. Also I feel attacked because I didn't put it together that Alucard was Dracula backwards until Hellsing Abridged because I never heard of Alucard before.
I had to admit that was pretty clever for what they did with that catboy character.
Hey it took me watching the movie Batman vs Dracula to figure that out
Only reason I knew Alucard was Dracula was because of the movie Batman vs Dracula.
@@hunter4428 hey me 2😏
@@hunter4428 omg same! I used to watch the movie ever since I was a little kid!
The Cat Boy’s ability (Schrodinger’s Cat) is an absolute mind fuck of an ability, its a complete paradox where while one thing is true about the ability holder, so is the opposite, so Cat Boy is at all times everywhere and nowhere, dead and alive, exists and doesnt exist, etc. The plan of The Major (main antag) is to force Alucard to consume the cat boy and gain his ability. Because Alucard has some 3 million souls within him, the ability applies to each, meaning Alucard is always in infinite places 3,000,000th power. This caused his consiousness to scatter because thats just what would happen if you were in infinity^3,000,000 power places all at once.
It's also a good plan because Schrödinger offered up up his blood which in this universe is more potent than just forcing. That is a lot of factors that fucked over Alucard
Well, it was a few things. One, like @Blue Wolf said, Schrödinger gave his life willingly to Alucard. This basically handed his ability to Alucard. The 3 million plus souls is the other integral part, but it's not because they all obtain Schrödinger's ability, only Alucard does. The 3 million souls do, however, make it impossible for Alucard to recognize himself, which is an integral part of Schrödinger's power. If Schrödinger can recognize himself, then he is everywhere and nowhere. If he goes unobserved, then he is *also* everywhere and nowhere. That's how he escaped the meeting in...episode 4? Pretty sure it was episode 4.
So no, it wasn't plot armor. The Major didn't even plan to win the war, he just wanted victory in battle with Alucard. He always planned to loose the war. And in a way, he did win. Alucard's goal has been to get himself killed. Looked at how he pushed Anderson. But Anderson was too weak to do it without becoming a monster of God. The Major ended up giving Alucard the ability to never not exist, unless he goes unobserved and he can't recognize himself again. But now that he has Seras to raise and Integra to protect, he'll likely never get rid of himself. At least for a while.
A paradox of a paradox
The biggest issue i had with catboy was where the hell he even got that catboy to have those abilities in the first place.
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nqn*zi cat femboy? 4chan or discord I'd wager.
Because modern vampire stories forget in Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could turn into wolves, bats, mist, and the sun doesn't particularly hurt him. So most of the time Hellsing is the classic Dracula versus the modern wimpy vampires that just suck blood and make ghouls.
At least he doesn't sparkle 😂
If I recall correctly, its not that Dracula is weak to the sun, its just that at some points of time in the day, his powers are off. And majority of that "power off" time is in the morning.
@@lopezroilans.8384morning and high noon
1.Its established earlier in the series that having blood offered is more potent then it being taken, as it makes the souls in question fuse together
Schrödinger ,being a living paradox that can stay alive and appear everywhere and nowhere so long as he can recognise his own existence, offered his blood to Alucard and as a result Alucard got his powers as a baseline.
The trouble however is that because Alucard had over 3 million souls inside of him, he couldn't recognise himself. Literally forcing him to just *stop existing*
That is until he expelled every other soul except his own from his body. Which took very nearly 30 years to do.
2. Walter actually came *really close* to killing Alucard. Only failing due to sheer luck and Alucard making him run out of time.
So, about Alucard asking Seras if she's a virgin; In the world of Hellsing, you can only become a vampire if you fulfill two criteria: 1. You must be a virgin. 2. The vampire that turns you must be of the opposite sex. If EITHER of these criteria aren't met, you turn into a ghoul (aka a zombie under the vampire's command).
Hellsing is, _shockingly,_ the story that best keeps up with Dracula lore. Hellsing is better at keeping vampire working the same way Bram Stoker did than the fucking _movie adaptations of Bram Stoker's book_ do.
One thing that gets dropped hardcore by any later adaptation of vampires is that, originally, only people who were virgins could become one.
So yeah, Alucard had to ask Police Girl if she still had her v card. Because if she didn't, he couldn't have shot through her and saved her "life" later, because he couldn't have made her a vampire.
The Hellsing Abridged series I 100% recommend, it somehow makes an insane anime even insaner with off the wall jokes and dialogue.
Hallsing abridge series is awesome
yes! I hope they check it out
It’s hard to think that the whole series was originally supposed to be nothing but a one off Halloween special
It's Schrodingers Catboi, thats why eating him turns you into a paradox, they're all magical in some way and that catboy is straight up just a paradox so he dies and comes back over and over.
That cat boy is Schrödinger cats. As long as he can recognize his own existence he can never die. But when he fell into the blood rivers he could no longer recognize his own existence in the sea of souls that were the blood rivers.
Rule of thumb: If someone asks you what you think they are, you say the obvious answer, and they respond with 15:07, you need to get tf out of there NOW!!
The thing cj forgot to mention is the cat boy is named Schrodinger's after the scientist with a cat in a box his entire purpose is to be a paradox to stop alucard
I haven’t laughed so hard while sober in a good week 😂 loved every moment Skitten’s shocked expression came up.
The Abridged version by TFS is GOATED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Where you think you going? BRING YOUR LITTLE FINE ASS BACK HERE!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂
33:04 , thats not the spear tip, that was one of the nails on The Cross.
One of the most interesting things about Hellsing that not everyone notices is that it's actually a Monster Mash! Alucard is obviously old school Dracula, Anderson is Frankenstein's Monster, the risen humans are essentially Zombies and there are also a werewolve, cyborg, mad doctor, Benjamin Button (shout out again to TFS, please watch the abridged), our delightful paradox of a cat boy and others I'm likely forgetting. Freaking delight to watch them be thrown together and not be watered down to glittery jokes or children's fodder❤
Who's supposed to be Benjamin Button?
@@WhiteNoBeard471 Walter cause he de ages
Watered down to children's fodder like a certain movie about a hotel?
Schrodinger's Cat, Alucard absorbed it. If you know the lore behind Schrodinger yall wouldn't be questioning but hey every vid has to have one of yall saying the plot became mash potatoes
Tbf they didn't know he was Schrodinger's Cat cuz they haven't seen the og series and CJ didn't explain that part. So it's understandable.
@@HaissamM meh fair
"WATCHU WANT LUKE?!?!" "I CANT HEAR YOU LUKE"
Alucard single handely reversed the damage Twilight did
The entire plot of Hellsing is writers testing how much absinthe they can drink and still be able to write a script. It's ridiculous on every level and it's gloriously absurd. I love it!
The fact of he's referencing COD in this video and now the new modern warfare game has Alucard and his signature pistols. This man can see the future.
The
WHATCHU WANT LUKE
I CANT HEAR YOU LUKE
Background voice is hilarious
24:53 the happiness in her face tells you how much sass she delivering rn
It is interesting because CJ is going ham on this voice acting! Especially with the Luke Valentine vs Alucard...why I could never be a voice actor, some stuff I could never do...
21:22 "good to know"🤗😁
The cat boy was supposed to be Schrödingers cat like the quantum uncertainty thing where he’s both dead and alive, nowhere and everywhere at the same time. So when alucard absorbed him he basically got trapped in a state of quantum uncertainty multiplied by the millions of souls he had consumed over the years that’s basically why he disappeared. Also he was super OP so they had to come up with some bs way to nerf him lol
The catboi is a reference to the Schrodinger's Cat Paradox, and him killing himself gave Alucard his abilities, so Alucards mind literally became scatterbrained, being in 3 million+ places in time at once but also not, while being in his current point in time and became a paradox and faded away from existence.
BUT it's BECAUSE he has Schrodinger's ability that now he's basically immortal times 3,000,000
That wasn’t the spear of destiny Anderson stabbed himself with. It was one of Helena’s nails, as in the nails used to crucify Jesus
To Skitten...
In this universe, vampires don't care about secrecy. Especially Alucard, he doesn't give a damn AT ALL 😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry but everytime Anderson says "GAWD" I laugh
Fair enough. Lmao
So I don't think they ever explained it in the anime but the whole virgin thing if I'm not mistaken is what allows her to become a vampire and a particularly powerful one at that.
And the cat boy thing is named strodinger as in strodinger's cat.
When alucard consumed his blood it caused him to basically exist everywhere and nowhere at the same time, he basically became a god however because there were millions of souls inside of him he became impossible for him to keep track of himself so he basically faded out of existence where he then spent 30 years killing each and every soul until only he remained and now exists as basically a vampire God
Virgin thing was to become a vampire to begin with, she's the second strongest on earth because she was sired by mothafuggin OG Himself. she was as pure as they come.
Couple of 🐐 in anime for life! 🏆🙏🏾
Chavezz sounded like he was describing RWBY fafics lol.
y’all HAVE to watch team four stars version
21:13 I think that this situation is WAY out of the housekeeping crew's job description. Hydrogen peroxide, Fabuloso, and Mr Clean combined isn't going to be enough. Just throw the whole hotel away
The manga was goated. I love this series so much!! Got me into reading when I was younger. I have fond memories of Hellsing (Alucard's theme, my beloved) but Hellsing Ultimate (the one that follows the manga more closely) destroyed me. Not to mention... Integra Hellsing 🥰🥰🥰
SN: *_BAD_*_ MISOPHONIC TRIGGER_ from 16:32 --- 16:40
Y'all need to watch CJ's Roberta the Terminator video, if y'all haven't already.
Alucard's hair stay changing length
7:35 Except Alucard DID shoot her in the heart. No one would shoot your balls to save you, no worries - that had nothing to do with it. He shot her in the heart :)
had to, in order to clap the other vampire holding her via wooden bullet.
Unless her heart was on her right side he didn’t shoot her in the heart.
That Castlevania 3Sum was WILD 😂
Re-Watching Hellsing Abridged with Skitten is something i would frankly pay for.
I was about to say during the fight with Walter honestly long story short that cat boy was made to kinda Poison/Mess with his abilities to control so many souls & made him not able to recognize himself 😂
Alucard is what the shoes are modeled after.
“I don’t remember that, She’s a Nazi it doesn’t matter” ChavezzSlovakia 2022 🤣
I would love to see these guys react to TFS Hellsing Abridged. 😂😂😂
40:24 CJ wasn't doing a Russian accent, the Nazi's were German. I was a little confused when you said his accent was worse but then I got here and realized you mixed up the two nationalities. Skitten does a Russian accent, CJ was attempting a German accent.
Yeah, he just mixed up skitten's accent deal with his by the end of the video, but tbf.... At some points, that German accent sounded Jamaican and all manner of other accents lol. Prolly just mentally exhausted with all the extra nonsense plot being badly explained in those super broken accents. Lol
Yeah no TeamFourStar's Hellsing Ultimate did an amazing job explaining the series. I'd recommend it
Alucard vs Dio on death battle was fire.
Your reactions to CJ’s videos especially this one has me dead. Skitten’s reactions in this video is the best.
21:33 how would she now that🤨
Meat tenderizer and water for blood stains in carpet.
He paused and said fuck me its worse! 😂😂😂😂
Yes... Skitten NEEDS the abridged series in her life... They FR improved the original version 💯
notable because the original version was fucking GOATED already
I'm pretty sure in Hellsing ultimate someone can only be turned into a vampire if they are a virgin and they have to be the opposite sex
Visceral Clean Up Duty after an Alucard "fight"
On 20:53 he's is Vlad the impaler reference there's
Bru I used to watch you allot and then had to create a new account. I'm so glad I found you again
He asked if she was a virgin because only virgin humans can become vampires (normally) so after she said yes he knew he could kill the priest by shooting through her and then offering to turn her into a vampire to save her. Non virgin humans turn into ghouls when bitten.
the cat boy in Hellsing is based on Schrödinger's cat. A physicist or scientist for dumb people named schrödinger.. he had a cat that got sealed in a box and didn't know if it dead or was still alive and the only way to find out was to open it. Hints the famous line I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Or I'm alive and not alive at the same time.
I haven't seen an explanation in the comments for this, but the reason Alucard asked Seras if she was still a virgin when the preist was using her for a shield was because in Hellsing lore, a vampire can turn you into another vampire if you are still pure (ie: virgin) and of opposite gender. Alucard asked because he knew he had to shoot her to kill the priest and would have to turn her into a vampire to save her life. If she wasn't a virgin she would've became a ghoul like all the people around them.
Which was pointless because he had PLENTY of methods to save Seras.
@@riiddisbuk2496 not to mention that the only reason Millennium was able to make artificial vampires was extracting trace amounts of it from Dracula's wife's remains. Like wouldn't her and Vlad have done it a few times before he became a vamp and turned her into one?
Also once he was defeated by Hellsing she returned to a normal human.
I apologize. Can you simplify what your question is? xD@@speedy7892
Skitten should really react to the abridged series, it's great
To clean up the bodies and the blood they might as well just do full on renovations. Everything that biohazards have touched has to be removed.
I love the hangover
His voice overs are what makes his videos unique so why would he hire different voice actors?? I’m pretty sure he’s not tryna do the accents perfectly which what makes it more funny
38:00 that beat? Anyone?
Love you man and lady keep up the awesome content ❤
CJ EN THAT ANIMESHOW ARE THE GOAAATTTTTSSSSSS I WATCH THIS LIKE 6 OR 7 TIMES AHAAHAHAAAHAAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Yea she sounds criminal 🤣🤣
Y'all Fr need too watch the abridged series
Yeah, hiring voice actors would put his shit on the next level
Skitten and Chavezz when they talk about the exhibits: 🤓
We really need that Hellsing Abridged Reaction
New to the channel
Loving it so far
Happy New Year
Stay blessed Awesome all year 🎊
Yaaaas let's go❤️
16:08 funny ASF 😂😂
New to the channel
Loving it so far
Happy New Year
Stay blessed Awesome all year 🎊 1:40
FRKING COOL I KNOW SKITTENS GONNA LOVE THIS ONE LOL...
Also those Russians who said godesse skitten russian was good just wanted to blow out her back
I’ve been waiting for y’all to react to this! That man Dracula 🧛♂️ is one of the 4 heads of the Mount Rushmore of B.A.A!!! 👟
27:05 This is something that bothers me that I haven't seen explained: why didn't they just blast them with a jet and then fly away? How did the vampires even operate the submarine when they can't move over flowing water without being in a casket? Does the submarine itself function as a huge casket? If that's the case, then why is she able to be on the top deck no problem?
Regardless, that's not the point -- the point is, if you destroy the ship completely they will be stuck in the ocean and will be completely protected from the flowing water. Even if they can swim, it will take multiple weeks even for a vampire to reach Shore especially in a weakened state. Blow up the submarine, and shoot down any survivors because wounding them will use up their energy, and just let the flowing water, lack of blood, and excess sun deal with them.
Even if it wasn't part of an obvious trap, they could have just sent some guy to deal with the problem and kept Alucard on the mainland to deal with the primary forces since he is the biggest gun and the heaviest hitter.
The Hellsing Abridged series I 100% recommend
Great video and reaction
I’d would love to see you guys react to the abridged series it is one of my favorite
We need to show this girl the abridged series.
I’m from Ohio. They got my city on the map too 🤣🤣
Level 0 was the most hype part of the Manga and a big thing CJ didn't elaborate on Alucard sheer fucking verbal savagery
You should definitely re-watch the Hellsing Abridged series with Skitten in it's entirety, it is an amazing version!!
Not saying it's okay. But the Catholics had the hood look before the KKK. Which team four star makes reference to by putting in the actual KKK.
29:28 I’ll have you know we are currently building a case against him. However we are still working on exhibit A. His channel.
The cat boy's name is Schroedinger, it should be obvious at that point
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series with Skitten Would be S-tier
you should definitely rewatch hellsing abridged with skitten
ah, yes. The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet!
The vamps in the series do kinda care about secrecy they murder everyone they come across in semi secret areas (excluding alucard) and dead people are excellent at keeping secrets
Dis is so funny to me. T Abridged version of Helsing. ❤ett
im gonna say integra possibly deserves a seat there too. shes kinda broken
Oh please! Watch the TeamFourStar abridged version, please! It is so good, you might need to edit some things, but I hope you feel it's worth it.
Oh...10 months late, but comments were all that expected, people ranting because the ending was really good
Yall really should watch the abridged series on the channel, shits wild.