Lois: So you paid Superman to borrow his costume? Bruce: Yes. Lois: But what about the Batman costume? Bruce: Him too. Lois: Any other superheroes your dressing as? Mod Wonder Woman: How do you think I could afford all these highly fashionable outfits, Ms. Lane?
Given that one of her previous marriage stories started with her jumping off a cliff so Superman could save her and fly her to the office because she was *late for work*, the answer is clearly no.
You know Lois brings this story up every time she and Clark have an argument: "Oh, you've got time to concoct elaborate schemes with Batman to embarrass me, but you can't be bothered to take out the garbage? Typical."
Next: *Lois Lane marries Clark Kent's alter ego Superman* *Clark puts on his glasses in bed next to Lois who wakes Up* Lois: "Clark?! What are you doing in my bed?! Where's my husband Superman?!"
The way they have Superman mess around with Lois reminds me of this quote from The Nanny: CC: Is my mental health some sick game to you?!? Niles: Rack them up, let's play again.
I think this is my favorite of these so far, because it’s like a microcosm of all things Sliver Age. Lois wants to marry Superman? Check. Mistaken identities? Check. Good natured hijinks with disturbing undertones? Check and check.
I would like to see a modern series where Bruce and Clark are often misidentified, because they have the same face without the glasses. Jimmy and Richard being confused all the time, Bruce goes to superman's city, and the people think that he is Superman out of costume than their in the same, have this happen like every 30 issues or less.
It’s usually just artists not drawing the faces well that makes it look the same. They’re just two men with black hair, their eye color isn’t even the same.
@@infernaldisdain8051 Half the time in this era of comics they forgot to say that they were wearing anything other than someone else's clothes, so I think it would be funny have it as a theme to just be mistaken for the other on some other Earth. Also I read many these(older ones) in black and white, so I colour is something I would forget.
Bruce: Hey Lois, I think what Lana would really like is some STOLEN jewelry. There's nothing women like more than hot, unmounted diamonds. I'll just send the jeweler some anonymous money in hopes that they'll call off the police hunt, which is by no means assured. This makes much more sense than returning the stolen jewelry and helping you legally buy her a more appropriate gift.
Damn this would've been a crazy comic to pick up, 1st you read Lois is gunning to be with Jor-el or Kid Kal, then another story on her gunning for his best friend Bruce who plays on her feelings.
That would honestly help Bruce. Ain’t nobody gonna think your Batman if you cosplay as him. Someone stumbles upon his bat cave: “Oh wow. He’s just really really into this.”
Some reporter Lois is. Basic research would tell her Superboy and Young Clark both lived in Smallville, while young Bruce Wayne grew up in Gotham City, where the police did fine before Batman, but since he came along they can hardly catch a jay walker.( I know that's off the subject, but). By the way Sasha, when you remove your glasses do you have a secret identity?
Oh Lois. Silver Age writers just didn't really know what to do with her other than have her marry for frivolous reasons. I have expect a Bainiac marriage to pop up somewhere.
Definitely one of the better ones, great art, and great coincidences. I am doubting the title of the comic. It seems she will walk down the isle with practically anyone. I hope for her final marriage she got a frequent customer discount for her venue, flowers, and caterer. I wonder how many bridesmaid dresses her sister has.
that look on Bruce's face when it dawns on him why Superman asked him to act in his stead is beautiful, just a perfect look of hopeless acceptance and disdain
Who else wishes Bruce's explanation for the hero suits had somehow gotten passed along to the broader superhero community, leading to him regularly being pestered by people like Booster Gold or Guy Gardner about "renting" their identities for fifty grand a week. "What charity is this for? Um, just make it out to my name and I'll see it gets where it's going." Double bonus points if he takes one of them up on the offer and uses his week in their guise to do something that embarrasses the hell out of them.
I'd love to see a modern take on those stories where Lois turn into a supervilain or something because of all the trauma caused by the way superman treat her.
Silver age comics made me think of some sitcoms, like big bang theory. Everybody seem to hate everybody, they are all horrible toward each other, they are toxic to an absurd level. I don't understand why theses characters are supposed to be friends, or why whe should see them as good guys.
@@Torlik11 wasn’t that something the comics code authority wanted? I swear I remember reading that her obsession with marrying Superman was because they wanted her to reflect “good values” onto the younger readers
@@blackrazer22 yeah but remember when these were made, that kind of standard was more pushed on the ladies back then. Though at the end of the day, we got hilarious stories to all have a laugh over with our comic mom Sasha like 60 years later because of this, so life worked out in the end Edit: I misread your comment a little, but my point about these being funny to look back on stands lol
@@MagillanicaLouM You are right, those stories were crazy. I went to a comic con and bought Superman Family issue 178. In it Lois becomes a cyborg and Superman proposes. I only bought it because of Sasha's "Lois Lane" gets married videos. Not as crazy as most stories, but weird in its own right.
Holy sh!t!!! 😹😹😹 It is now my official headcanon that if *anyone* even has an inkling that Bruce Wayne is Batman, the 'I'm a bored Billionaire that rents superhero costumes' excuse is what he tells people. Next up, Wonder Woman.
Lois Lane discovers the truth, becomes a supervillain, marries Wonder Woman, in a plan set up by Superman so that he can Marry his true love, Bruce Wayne.
Superman's GF Lois Lane #42 (1963) not only has a Captain Marvel/Shazam cameo (very well hidden but he is there) but a magic monkey paw that she uses to trick Superman. I highly recommend.
Did the writer bother to mention where Bruce shipped Dick off to for this story? Does Robin even exist in this story? It's not a proper Silver Age story without Bruce's ward present jealously kvetching about "Big Daddy" tossing him aside for a woman, Superman's girlfriend no less.
Love how they show him wearing a Superman mask but the mask looks exactly like his own face
Sometimes, artists only ever learn to draw one woman and one man, and it's up to the dialogue and inkers to help us tell everyone apart.
Bruce does not naturally have a spit curl. Or own a comb, either!
Everyone was awful in the Silver Age, so they're perfect for each other, a truple of toxicity.
The toxicicity of our ciiiiiityyyy
Lois ran out of people to marry so she married Batman twice.
Nah, she just misremembered who she'd actually married before.
Are we sure that DC didn't do all these "Crisis" events to retcon Lois's marital status?
That makes more sense than it should
CRISIS ON INFINITE MARRIAGES
I’m pretty sure that was what the New 52 was about.
@@infernaldisdain8051
Τhe New 52 (Husbands of Lois Lane)
Doesn't matter now, thanks to the most recent one all the characters remember all the reboots
Lois: So you paid Superman to borrow his costume?
Bruce: Yes.
Lois: But what about the Batman costume?
Bruce: Him too.
Lois: Any other superheroes your dressing as?
Mod Wonder Woman: How do you think I could afford all these highly fashionable outfits, Ms. Lane?
Plot Twist: On an alternate Earth, Bruce Wayne is every superhero and villain. The guy just pays and crap load of money to "be" them for a week.
@@bubbles784 in the Omniverse, there exists the "Bruce Wayne Cosplay Earth"
Batman : " Hey Superman, let's prank Lois Lane."
" Great idea, Batman ."
" Oh , Bruce , Lets we'd !!."
" There goes my billions."
"Does Lois even fear death anymore?" - great line!
Given that one of her previous marriage stories started with her jumping off a cliff so Superman could save her and fly her to the office because she was *late for work*, the answer is clearly no.
No matter what Superman is doing he needs to have a “Save Lois” contingency plan.
"Lois, meanwhile, was doing her favourite thing... scheming."
Silver Age Lois, Clark, and Luthor have a lot in common!
"No Lois, the 'I'm a superhero' speech should come BEFORE the wedding, BEFORE!" ⏰💍😂🤣
Well you can't blame her, he's handsome, her kryptonite.
You misspelled "rich". 😜
You know Lois brings this story up every time she and Clark have an argument: "Oh, you've got time to concoct elaborate schemes with Batman to embarrass me, but you can't be bothered to take out the garbage? Typical."
"Alfred! How could you leave my costume hanging up all wrinkly like that?!"
"There's a fan fic in there somewhere" Probably.
Everything can have fanfic. There is no limit to the power of missguided fandom.
@@Torlik11 Is it really misguided though? This is Silver-Age Supes and Bruce we're talking about here...
Seriously, why do people even make comics anymore, after the perfect comics were already written?
Lois married Batman again? Ok, now she's just getting lazy.
I want more of Batman and Superman being bros and trolling Lois 😆.
Next: *Lois Lane marries Clark Kent's alter ego Superman*
*Clark puts on his glasses in bed next to Lois who wakes Up*
Lois: "Clark?! What are you doing in my bed?! Where's my husband Superman?!"
If Silver Age Superman was a normal human I'd be worried for him having Lois as an obsessed stalker.
The way they have Superman mess around with Lois reminds me of this quote from The Nanny:
CC: Is my mental health some sick game to you?!?
Niles: Rack them up, let's play again.
They were a glorious toxic mess
I think this is my favorite of these so far, because it’s like a microcosm of all things Sliver Age. Lois wants to marry Superman? Check. Mistaken identities? Check. Good natured hijinks with disturbing undertones? Check and check.
I would like to see a modern series where Bruce and Clark are often misidentified, because they have the same face without the glasses. Jimmy and Richard being confused all the time, Bruce goes to superman's city, and the people think that he is Superman out of costume than their in the same, have this happen like every 30 issues or less.
It’s usually just artists not drawing the faces well that makes it look the same. They’re just two men with black hair, their eye color isn’t even the same.
@@infernaldisdain8051 Half the time in this era of comics they forgot to say that they were wearing anything other than someone else's clothes, so I think it would be funny have it as a theme to just be mistaken for the other on some other Earth. Also I read many these(older ones) in black and white, so I colour is something I would forget.
This would actually be a really good way to convince people he's not Batman - cause he's obviously Superman.
Then you'll love the cartoon where Lois discovers that milktoast Clark Kent is really--Batman, and Bruce Wayne is obviously Superman!
@@nathanieldaiken1064 which cartoon is that
Bruce: Hey Lois, I think what Lana would really like is some STOLEN jewelry. There's nothing women like more than hot, unmounted diamonds. I'll just send the jeweler some anonymous money in hopes that they'll call off the police hunt, which is by no means assured. This makes much more sense than returning the stolen jewelry and helping you legally buy her a more appropriate gift.
Is there a “Lois Lane marries...” compilation trade? If there isn’t, there should be!
2:47 Lois has the crazy eyes. Run, Bruce, run!
Run for your lives, men!
"We could call the police, but that's not how you get tied to a chair." Ya got good jokes, lady.
Bruce I'm a serious journalist...I could never marry a * le gasp * cos-player no matter how accurate their costume! 😝
I love how Bruce and Clark have the same face.
“Is it even Lana’s birthday? I don’t believe anything anymore!”
Damn this would've been a crazy comic to pick up, 1st you read Lois is gunning to be with Jor-el or Kid Kal, then another story on her gunning for his best friend Bruce who plays on her feelings.
Why is everyone in the Silver Age so awful? 😃
Her positive thinking ("Marry me, Superman") kinda worked on Bruce... It made him think of Superman marrying her.
Batman: Well…I should leave her alone
Fun fact:
You physically can’t make a video about Lois and not include the word “marries” in the title
Apparently there are stories where she doesn't marry someone?! 😱
I just realized... Silver Age Lois and Clark’s relationship is basically the same as Lucy and Ricky’s: Completely based on lies and trickery.
In order to get back at Bruce Wayne Lois revels he is into larping to the daily planet
That would honestly help Bruce. Ain’t nobody gonna think your Batman if you cosplay as him.
Someone stumbles upon his bat cave:
“Oh wow. He’s just really really into this.”
Wooo! Another ‘Lois Lane Marries...’ story! That really should’ve been a series title.
Silver Age Lois really needs to see a therapist I feel.
I'm torn between loving these Lois marries stories and cringing that a generation of boys and girls were reading them.
Some reporter Lois is. Basic research would tell her Superboy and Young Clark both lived in Smallville, while young Bruce Wayne grew up in Gotham City, where the police did fine before Batman, but since he came along they can hardly catch a jay walker.( I know that's off the subject, but). By the way Sasha, when you remove your glasses do you have a secret identity?
Oh Lois. Silver Age writers just didn't really know what to do with her other than have her marry for frivolous reasons. I have expect a Bainiac marriage to pop up somewhere.
You have made me read the Lois Lane comic books when I had no intention of doing so. Thank you, they are mad, campy Silver/Bronze Age fun.
The Earth-2 Lois Lane and Clark Kent getting married is my favorite of the "Lois Lane marries Superman" stories.
Definitely one of the better ones, great art, and great coincidences. I am doubting the title of the comic. It seems she will walk down the isle with practically anyone. I hope for her final marriage she got a frequent customer discount for her venue, flowers, and caterer. I wonder how many bridesmaid dresses her sister has.
This is getting out of hand! There are now two of them?!?
I DEMAND that DC makes this an ongoing title. I need more thirsty, gold digging, wacky Lois Lane in my life.
....."She's a born trouble finder !"
That was the best quote of the entire book LOL
That panel of Superman being the best man should not have made me laugh as much as it did.
that look on Bruce's face when it dawns on him why Superman asked him to act in his stead is beautiful, just a perfect look of hopeless acceptance and disdain
I was worried Superman wasn't going to be best man, since he was all is well.
*Lillie holds a camera gun* Lillie: “I’m ready to preform a photo shoot. Lol.”
*That’s how she get the pic for her costumes. Lol*
Who else wishes Bruce's explanation for the hero suits had somehow gotten passed along to the broader superhero community, leading to him regularly being pestered by people like Booster Gold or Guy Gardner about "renting" their identities for fifty grand a week. "What charity is this for? Um, just make it out to my name and I'll see it gets where it's going."
Double bonus points if he takes one of them up on the offer and uses his week in their guise to do something that embarrasses the hell out of them.
I'd love to see a modern take on those stories where Lois turn into a supervilain or something because of all the trauma caused by the way superman treat her.
This people had literally no idea about what to do with poor Lois lmao
Bruce Wayne is Superman... I guess it make sense?
Bruce Wayne is always from Gotham to be Superman in Metropolis and help out Batman...
And here I thought the joker and lex luthor had issues but then there's the Batman Superman Lois Lane love triangle! Awesome video as always! 👍👍
The true evil mastermind of the Silver age, Lois Lane. Lex Luthor is a piker compared to her. Thank God her goals were modest.
There could be a sitcom based on these Lois Lane comics, with all her highjinks. Produced/written by Chuck Lorre. Title: The Quest for Superman.
When are we going to get a comic video about America vs the Justice Society. It’s a crazy comic book.
Silver age comics made me think of some sitcoms, like big bang theory. Everybody seem to hate everybody, they are all horrible toward each other, they are toxic to an absurd level. I don't understand why theses characters are supposed to be friends, or why whe should see them as good guys.
That is some Next Level trolling by Bruce and Clark there holy shit.
The villain is always the inker. Underappreciated, often unheralded, and vengeful!!
Sounds like Lois belongs on the the bachelorette .
At this point, I can't imagine that any of Lois's friends or family are surprised when the wedding gets called off.
They probably have empty boxes wrapped as presents.
As someone who doesn't want to get married, or want a relationship at all, it baffles me of how much Lois is obsessed with marriages...
It's like the writers couldn't imagine a female wanting anything else beside marriage and kids.
@@Torlik11 wasn’t that something the comics code authority wanted? I swear I remember reading that her obsession with marrying Superman was because they wanted her to reflect “good values” onto the younger readers
@@Torlik11 You do realize that many woman do want to get married and have kids. Its mostly men that don't.
@@blackrazer22 yeah but remember when these were made, that kind of standard was more pushed on the ladies back then. Though at the end of the day, we got hilarious stories to all have a laugh over with our comic mom Sasha like 60 years later because of this, so life worked out in the end
Edit: I misread your comment a little, but my point about these being funny to look back on stands lol
@@MagillanicaLouM You are right, those stories were crazy. I went to a comic con and bought Superman Family issue 178. In it Lois becomes a cyborg and Superman proposes. I only bought it because of Sasha's "Lois Lane" gets married videos.
Not as crazy as most stories, but weird in its own right.
Ok but what was the "lesson"Clark wanted to teach her? "Don't get married to other people"?
I just noticed your Bruce Wayne voice is different than your Batman voice. You're brilliant and I love you.
God when is that Superman's Girlfriend omnibus coming I need that all vintage style nonsense ASAP.
The look on Lois's face as she is scheming to get Superman's proposal. That alone makes this my favorite Lois getting married story.
Yes, it is official now. The more you share these comics the more I imagine Clark planning an intervention about her YA romance books.
Me every couple of minutes: Wait, what?
More lois lane marriages!!!!! Im so happy
This was fantastic i always enjoy the insanity of supermans girlfriend lois lane
"What a Fool Beee-Lieeves, (s)he seeeees, No Batman has the pow-err, to reason a-waayyyy, What seems to Beeee, is always better than nothing . . .:
That's what passes for a top investigative reporter in Metropolis?
Once you go Bat, you never go back.
The more of you videos I watch, the more I appreciate that "brave and the bold" episode where superman becomes silver age evil
Another good one. Think of the hit the wedding cake industry would take if Lois Lane entered a nunnery.
I’m confused about everyone’s end goal here, but I support them.
Holy sh!t!!! 😹😹😹 It is now my official headcanon that if *anyone* even has an inkling that Bruce Wayne is Batman, the 'I'm a bored Billionaire that rents superhero costumes' excuse is what he tells people. Next up, Wonder Woman.
when bruce and clark are laughing at the end - ive got a vision of police squad where they laugh at the end of each episode
The Silver was a decade of fun “sci-fi adventures” and a lot Lois getting married wasn’t it?
What did Lana think getting a whole diamond from Lois like that? Is SHE the next marriage victim?
Feed the algorithm.
Equally disturbing but in very different ways.
How hell did Superman and Lois Lane become the power couple of the DC Universe with antics like this?
Lana Lang marries suprman's girlfriend Lois Lane is a fanfiction somewhere...I know it!
I enjoyed this one XD
Lois Lane Journalism 101: Come to a conclusion and then write a story around it to prove that.
A tried and true method used by Fox News.
The title of the video reminded me of Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe again
Thank you so much for continuing this playlist
Ah yes, the sequel I never knew I needed. Thanks Sasha!
So I just sat all morning watching Lois get married over and over and over... How many last names does she have at this point? Gotta catch em all.
This one ranks high on my "Lois making maniacal faces" list.
Silver Age DC seems like a trip. I wish this series had an omnibus. It would so be worth it.
I to was briefly married to Lois Lane, but it didn't last.
Your time will come again!
Lois Lane discovers the truth, becomes a supervillain, marries Wonder Woman, in a plan set up by Superman so that he can Marry his true love, Bruce Wayne.
Two people kissing each other. Both thinking about Superman. Just gonna leave that there.😂
The Lois series is a never ending stream of amazing stories. lol
I'm always here for Lois Lane getting Married. The woman just can't help herself. Cos that is what every woman wants
This has to the best Lois Gets Married video yet. Stellar comic interpretation.
Wow, didn't know that Lois Lane and Deathsroke... they both think superman is Bruce Wayne...
I had a stressful week, I needed that, thank you so much lol
Superman's GF Lois Lane #42 (1963) not only has a Captain Marvel/Shazam cameo (very well hidden but he is there) but a magic monkey paw that she uses to trick Superman. I highly recommend.
Casually comments. I swore I thought you said there's plenty of bastards not bachelor's hahaha
Did the writer bother to mention where Bruce shipped Dick off to for this story? Does Robin even exist in this story? It's not a proper Silver Age story without Bruce's ward present jealously kvetching about "Big Daddy" tossing him aside for a woman, Superman's girlfriend no less.