I’ve done some shit that I am not ready to answer for in front of god, but people talking about piss fetishes or animal abuse makes me feel a lot better about myself.
hey i sent the pegging dream one. yes i'm a woman! and sadly life got in the way so i'm not in contact with that friend anymore. but honestly that was relieving to hear, i'll keep it in mind for the future :) thank you for your unbiased opinion father lando, amen 🙏
Not into, mot even secretly, would not admit it if I was. But if I heard a fwmale friend confessing me a dream like that, I woukd totally be "f*u* yes!"
As a man, I can still remember the gay dude who whispered about the chubby cutey beside him(i was beside him and the only person with body fat near him). I still think about that memory fondly and its been 6 yrs. Telling most dudes you dreamt about pegging them will boost their self esteem so much because OMG they think im peggable(attractive)? My very worthless 2 cents worth.
Divorce guy repenting about the whole thing with his ex, prof: oh yeah she slept with your brother. Guy asking for forgiveness for the laundry disaster, prof: oh yeah your mom knows what that smells like. And then the Bridge to Terabithia comment ended everyone. I can never get over how unhinged these stories are and then prof just adds to it (not to mention Blake dying in the ground)😂 Thank you for the crazy and hilarious video! Really miss weekend classes and confessionals, can't wait till you do them again
To be fair she 100% slept with his brother, if she cheated on the guy she's dating with OP, she definitely cheated on OP with someone else. It's not like she SUDDENLY started cheating after they divorced.
17:18 Everyone gets caught at some point. Nobody can hide the facade of the truth forever. No one is a perfect criminal . There will be one day when one little slip up will happen and you are red-handed.
@@rickdingenenzo oh no, I don't relate at all. Lol. That's why it makes me feel better, I'm nowhere near the pos degenerate I sometimes think I am. Lol
Tbh the cat lick its asshole in public all the time it would not bother as long as you don’t interact with it, wash your hands before touching them though
At 12:00 Professor Lando showed his academic interlect. In hinsight it was pretty obvious, but I would have been oblivious to the end of my day, even though that was actually the most interesting part of the story.
Dear professor, recently I've commited what is likely the worst sin I've ever commited, and am in desperate need of repentance. Where can I submit my sin, to be judged by you?
My friend told me about his first w dream and it hilarious He said he was in elementary school (in dream) and they went on a school trip and there was a girl he had a crash on that times and they were sitting together in the bus but after they arrived she just disappeared and he went looking for her and he found her in the church and she was like you know ready for it and the problem is that people were praying and he jumped on her and you can guess what happened after
I am using a friends youtube premium on this account and i havw a different account i switch to for my pc or if I want a different selection. If my friend stopped getting youtube premium, i might not even notice
Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo shigechi talks watashi wa tsuneni “kokoro no heion” o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yo… “kachimake” ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna “toraburu” toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta “teki” o tsukuranai… to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iru… mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne
5:30 I don’t understand why people buy TH-cam premium. The ads occur so infrequently, and when they do, the vast majority of the time they’re skippable after 5 seconds. Ads on TH-cam are barely noticeable, at least for me.
Here's my sin Lando: I whack it to R18 yuri art/doujins and listen to Power Metal (e.g. Helloween, Angra, DragonForce, etc.) after doing the deed. How much of a sinner am I for that?
The professor asked his chat
“Are you cringe because of what you’ve done? Or did you do what you did because your cringe?”
"Nah I'd cringe"
- Someone, probably
You can only use the cringe because of what you've done for the first time, every other time after that you're cringe and have done something cringe
“I haven’t used this technique since the Ligma era” - Prof. Lando
"Stand proud , you are cringe."
“Sit ashamed, you’re cringe.” -Astolfkuna, circa 2015
"Yes Daddy Lando i've been naughty" is going to be appearing at some point i predict it
the real miracle is this video not being put to confess to youtube's guidelines priest yet
(not a complaint, very funny)
It honestly sounds like that professor is just suffering severe empathy burnout
i recognise that man, my ex was so needy because she was getting bullied and she would not fucking listen to my advice.
I feel so vanilla listening to some of these people.
Fr. Some of these make me wonder if I really am weird....
I’ve done some shit that I am not ready to answer for in front of god, but people talking about piss fetishes or animal abuse makes me feel a lot better about myself.
I sleep well at night knowing I'm not as bad as some of these people 😭😭😭
I'm just glad that 'wiping drool on the cat' bit was literal mouth drool and not... Something else... 😅
You should be grateful
5:40 Hampsters can never die a normal death. I've NEVER heard a story of a hamster dying of natural causes.
Mine died of old age
"I mean, the Odd1sout made a story video of that..."
Because there's so much false information leading to their neglect, Hamsters, Betas, and Goldfish are probably the most neglected pets.
hey i sent the pegging dream one.
yes i'm a woman! and sadly life got in the way so i'm not in contact with that friend anymore. but honestly that was relieving to hear, i'll keep it in mind for the future :)
thank you for your unbiased opinion father lando, amen 🙏
My sister in Christ. You would be impressed by how many men are secretly into it. Amen
Amen
Amen! 🙏
Amen
Not into, mot even secretly, would not admit it if I was. But if I heard a fwmale friend confessing me a dream like that, I woukd totally be "f*u* yes!"
I feel the holy spirit coming inside of me
😨
amen
Hallelujah 👏🙏
it's so deep in me
the second coming
That last one is actually straight 100% factual
we need full confirmation
As a man, I can still remember the gay dude who whispered about the chubby cutey beside him(i was beside him and the only person with body fat near him). I still think about that memory fondly and its been 6 yrs.
Telling most dudes you dreamt about pegging them will boost their self esteem so much because OMG they think im peggable(attractive)?
My very worthless 2 cents worth.
@@urbestbud8850 working on it tbh
Speak for yourself
@@philosofi239The Omg they think I'm peggable absolutely just broke me 😅 Also as a gay, kudos to the compliment my man!
Guy who pulled his pork with the cat just watching him gave me anxiety at first. I was worried he was gonna do a Shane Dawson.
Do I wanna know what’s it to do a Shane Dawson?
@@ferchilandio Not unless you're into fucking cats
@@ferchilandiono
@@ferchilandioshane dawson did sexual things to his cat
@@ferchilandio I don't know, but I can guess it means splatooning the cat in white
"I don't think piss is as good as people think."
Such a brave stance!
Divorce guy repenting about the whole thing with his ex, prof: oh yeah she slept with your brother. Guy asking for forgiveness for the laundry disaster, prof: oh yeah your mom knows what that smells like. And then the Bridge to Terabithia comment ended everyone.
I can never get over how unhinged these stories are and then prof just adds to it (not to mention Blake dying in the ground)😂
Thank you for the crazy and hilarious video! Really miss weekend classes and confessionals, can't wait till you do them again
To be fair she 100% slept with his brother, if she cheated on the guy she's dating with OP, she definitely cheated on OP with someone else. It's not like she SUDDENLY started cheating after they divorced.
You know, normally, i hear stuff like this every day, but the sock one... that one had my jaw dropped for the rest of the video and I don't know why.
Just from the thumbnail I can tell this is gonna be incredibly cursed again
edit: It was indeed cursed LOL
Cats that arent neutered will crank the hog in front of you too.
People online call them...sin biscuits
finally a worthy opponent
I know it’s not mine so I don’t mind saying it but the last confession resembles a dream I also had
did you tell him?
@@shansheep8292I did not even though we talked about we physically liked about each other and I told him he had good cheeks
17:18 Everyone gets caught at some point. Nobody can hide the facade of the truth forever. No one is a perfect criminal . There will be one day when one little slip up will happen and you are red-handed.
The guy with the ex wife was more bragging than confessing. As he should.
Never a dull moment with Father Lando. Thanks again for a great stream!
Also Blake needs his dedicated chips and dip station....
Pray to the church of Astolfo have your sins absolved by our femboy savior 🙏 🙏 🙏
Amen Sister! YAAASSS
real
astolfo is actually a demigirl your religion is based in LIES....
amen 🙏 🙏 🙏
This comment made me suicidal
Amen Father🙏
"Super Mario Sunshine" I'm sorry you're just projecting now lmao
I'm at work ans just listened to the first one like 2 hours ago and thought "I sure hope he makes more"
"he's into comp. sci." yeah that checks out
7:20 all of this one is just too relatable
Amen ❌
Ah, men 😫✅
Wo-men 😍
This stream was more unhinged than the last time he did this. I’m so glad it got turned into a video
Super Mario Sunshine and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
😔
Saint Clappington is doing really well from what i am seeing. xDDD
damn I gotta remember to have my notifications up so I can contribute to the next one of these
Father Lando could very well become the first living saint since the late 1800s! =P
Damn, these always make me feel better about myself.
Yeah me too, I relate a lot to most of the stories which makes me know I'm not alone in what I've done!
@@rickdingenenzo oh no, I don't relate at all. Lol. That's why it makes me feel better, I'm nowhere near the pos degenerate I sometimes think I am. Lol
@@casteanpreswyn7528I don't relate at all too I was joking 😭..
Bless Father Lando…bless. As for everyone else. Y’all need Isukiri!!!!!!
I got a bible add before this 😂
I think TH-cam was trying to save you...
I feel so normal now
Lolol having Blake read all of them
wow this was an incredibly difficult watch
“If bridge to Teribithia had a good ending”
Omg ded 💀 😂
the Super Mario Sunshine story was insane
Tbh the cat lick its asshole in public all the time it would not bother as long as you don’t interact with it, wash your hands before touching them though
I said the exact same thing lmao, they lick literally all of their genitals then lick their own face 😭
16:12 yes we still do book reports
this is the best series
The Mr. Robot callout 😂
5:23 I used to have a hamster named thor
The way he says, "dirty little boy." 😳 2:44
I had an ad for a Christian praying app on this video💀
Are we just gonna ignore that he did a 200 iq move by naming every part of the confession some popular mobile name for more views
13:22 Profesor Lando self reported?
Re: Professor. That is every professor. People are exhausting.
Solution to double dipping:
Rotate the chip and dip the end you didn’t bite if you have to double dip.
But that’s an end you’ve been touching so still germs
Then go on a different corner or STOP WRAPPING YOUR FAT AHH FINGERS AROUND CHIP, YOU SICKO!
@TheUltimateRey i think he means the part you didnt bite and didnt touch, maybe
Cats lick themselves to get clean so is it really so bad to add more slobber into the mix?
WE WANT PROFUSSY LINDA!
I actually like these better than your main content wtf
You have to make another video Lando 😢
I will soon!
@@Profussy2YOOOO FINALLY
Thank you father
I feel like converting...
man what happened to that confession of that guy who made fun of his friend until he unalived himself story?
I pray that professor livestreams again
At 12:00 Professor Lando showed his academic interlect.
In hinsight it was pretty obvious, but I would have been oblivious to the end of my day, even though that was actually the most interesting part of the story.
Easily my favorite series
This is the best Church I've ever been to.
Finally another one 🎉😂. Cheers 🥂
where does a brother submit confessions
Rip little hamster
I need to enter one of these
how does it get worse in the span of 2 minutes 😭
Dear professor, recently I've commited what is likely the worst sin I've ever commited, and am in desperate need of repentance. Where can I submit my sin, to be judged by you?
The poor hamster...
"Imagine if Blake actually did any of these sins💀"
7:37 Ever heard of a certain genre of mushoku tensei fanart? I think that's what this guy is looking for💀🔫🙏
AMEN!!🙏
5:43 that.. that is the bad poggers... (do people still say poggers?)
My friend told me about his first w dream and it hilarious
He said he was in elementary school (in dream) and they went on a school trip and there was a girl he had a crash on that times and they were sitting together in the bus but after they arrived she just disappeared and he went looking for her and he found her in the church and she was like you know ready for it and the problem is that people were praying and he jumped on her and you can guess what happened after
Good thing pope Wubby paved the way for you.
wubby7
B a l l s a c k
🤤
I'm high af and I swear I thought the guy confessing did all of this lol
21:39 my girlfriend said just “kill yourself man” 😂 jokes aside that was our favorite bit, brilliant
I am using a friends youtube premium on this account and i havw a different account i switch to for my pc or if I want a different selection. If my friend stopped getting youtube premium, i might not even notice
Yeah uuuh.... What if my cat doesn't wear shoes?
damn this is easily addicting.
Amen
14:53 😭??????
Oh lord
I just finished replaying Mario Sunshine, what does this mean...
One the few funniest chats on twitch and its 90% femboy jokes
When i watch this video, i feel like im not that much of a weido and im actually pure...
(LATOM is better than AMEN)
10:11 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽
amen
It doesnt mean matter if anyone saw you sin, god saw you sin.
Finallyyyy yeeeeyy
Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo shigechi talks watashi wa tsuneni “kokoro no heion” o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yo… “kachimake” ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna “toraburu” toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta “teki” o tsukuranai… to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iru… mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne
Where do we submit confessions?
All we did was play halo LMAO true
Bring back father Wubby
5:30 I don’t understand why people buy TH-cam premium. The ads occur so infrequently, and when they do, the vast majority of the time they’re skippable after 5 seconds. Ads on TH-cam are barely noticeable, at least for me.
Here's my sin Lando: I whack it to R18 yuri art/doujins and listen to Power Metal (e.g. Helloween, Angra, DragonForce, etc.) after doing the deed. How much of a sinner am I for that?
As long as its not below 18 it aint really a sin 🙏
Im not lando tho so ionknow
I can't tell if you're a japanese highschool girl who's a closeted gay or a grown ass bearded 6'3 man who happens to love MLP. Probably both.
Your sins are forgiven for being cool as hell
that's your real name>
Where can I confess my sin do I have to email you?
a disturbing number of people seem to have done something with their gran-moms clothes....another reason to not that kids then
You're welcome for the submission 🙏
Father... I love femboys..