Stupid People Walking into Glass

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  • @FartNSniff
    @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    And here's PART 2 -- Smart People Walking into Things th-cam.com/video/3qDUe0onXS4/w-d-xo.html

    • @phoenixashes1371
      @phoenixashes1371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Belshaw sucks!

    • @muffinmonster2634
      @muffinmonster2634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:31 hahaha get it right the first time 😂😂

    • @madstill9519
      @madstill9519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 Favorite Things it

    • @abdullanasser1387
      @abdullanasser1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 Favorite Things 1:51 don't blame the kids they just like it that way blame the octopus hair looking lady

    • @ericyang7455
      @ericyang7455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sound so alone

  • @jcraig6431
    @jcraig6431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4488

    You kind of sound like Garfield.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      Yeah and I also love Lasagna.... :D

    • @R0ADST3R
      @R0ADST3R 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      And you hate mondays

    • @gcastudent
      @gcastudent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      my thought exactly

    • @OPTIMUMELITE
      @OPTIMUMELITE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JesseLS Craig :0

    • @The_Butler_Did_It
      @The_Butler_Did_It 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I first heard Garfield talk I was a little disappointed, I always assumed he sounded like me.

  • @Lady_Ginnie
    @Lady_Ginnie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    The green pepper lady TOTALLY deserved that. Amazing karma there! Love it!

    • @AUZlE
      @AUZlE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She's the reason people believe in white privilege.

    • @jossfiedler1312
      @jossfiedler1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MegaShinyObject that looks and sounds too staged

    • @kashiffritz5831
      @kashiffritz5831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      she needs to "get it right the first time" of course that's what her husband said after their honeymoon

    • @emilykearns3155
      @emilykearns3155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That entitled lady is even more of a bird brain

    • @MrHagrid64
      @MrHagrid64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did it say pull on exit? lmao

  • @sg4380
    @sg4380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    "Welcome to planet earth, that was glass you met earlier" Fucking legend

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thanks Star!

    • @shaleknight6224
      @shaleknight6224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THAT was the best part of the video LOL

    • @darkknight7403
      @darkknight7403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahaaaaa 😂😂😂😂LMFAO

    • @user-hk3ck3dn2c
      @user-hk3ck3dn2c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      l mao o

    • @banditomandito7567
      @banditomandito7567 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does everyone think that’s funny, it’s something a kid could fucking think up on the spot

  • @Sofia-jl6nf
    @Sofia-jl6nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Garfield found his job as a narrator and is doing great!

    • @boredbaddielol7746
      @boredbaddielol7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ITS TRUE SO SO TRUUE

    • @TNCGaming3
      @TNCGaming3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist: He is the voice actor of garfield

    • @Sakurakinomotoz633
      @Sakurakinomotoz633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Garfield the cat? Wow

    • @Sakurakinomotoz633
      @Sakurakinomotoz633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TNCGaming3 extra plot twist: Garfield died.

    • @MerksWya
      @MerksWya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you assuming he’s
      Garfield

  • @cicta
    @cicta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    "welcome to planet earth that was glass you just met."

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Next time please use the door."

    • @ced2011
      @ced2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nikane just fucking died at that part looollllll

    • @ShubhroKumarIndian
      @ShubhroKumarIndian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nikane that was so funny...my god

    • @neonbluewaterschi-town4941
      @neonbluewaterschi-town4941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfao

    • @yazminquijada4012
      @yazminquijada4012 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nikane that was mean how u were talking about them it's was so mean

  • @sierrathepotato2039
    @sierrathepotato2039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    One word: Ouch..

    • @Blue-jy4rf
      @Blue-jy4rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oof

    • @Shimo8_
      @Shimo8_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was 3

    • @TalonHarrington
      @TalonHarrington 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sierra The Potato 3 words LOVE...YOUR...PIC

    • @winterbtsa.r.m.y8884
      @winterbtsa.r.m.y8884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sierra The Potato that's 3

    • @staC-wh6ik
      @staC-wh6ik 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Second word: Crash!

  • @SirJamesIGamerfuzion
    @SirJamesIGamerfuzion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    The one lady who said "Get it right the first time" I was truly hoping someone would of shouted as she finally opened the door correctly Get it right the first time

    • @expiredcerebrum4889
      @expiredcerebrum4889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GF SirJames I Gamerfuzion P R E A C H

    • @stalkyboino3
      @stalkyboino3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so true!

    • @stolennutella8944
      @stolennutella8944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wouldve laughed harder than how she said the "Get it right the first time"

    • @TheSuperrussianguy
      @TheSuperrussianguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well she right she doesn't feed her kid green food but she will feed them glass

    • @mitchellw6811
      @mitchellw6811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope those poor employees got a raise for her bullshit they withstood without murdering her with whatever kitchen utensils they had

  • @issaissachur8077
    @issaissachur8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    girl : get it right the first time
    bangs into glass door:
    me: GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME BLONDIE

    • @nathantorresstanevil6958
      @nathantorresstanevil6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @The_Algae
      @The_Algae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Karen*

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She's in America alright.

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@therealvbw Low effort joke, its common knowledge that human beings are dumb jackasses no matter where they come from

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seemlyme - You deserve to be reported for spam, keep your dirty copypastas and ads off of the comment section, trash

  • @yukami2365
    @yukami2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    This guy sounds like Garfield

  • @paigepopejoy
    @paigepopejoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    "Welcome to planet earth, that was glass that you met earlier". Bwahahaha

    • @nxise0001
      @nxise0001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Paige Popejoy Ikr it was hilarious

    • @essybessy
      @essybessy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paige Popejoy THIS ONE HAS GOT TO BE MY FAVOURITE 😂😂😂

    • @Sprenner
      @Sprenner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      xDD

    • @kawaiilupitaplays6805
      @kawaiilupitaplays6805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paige Popejoy 900th like

    • @alvinderama3196
      @alvinderama3196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Hello glass, I'm stupid. Glad to meet ya."

  • @JeremiahKalani
    @JeremiahKalani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "this is how glass is un-made" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ninasvlogs9343
    @ninasvlogs9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    The 2nd one with the drunk guy killed me. Couldn’t stop laughing

    • @stantonthorne
      @stantonthorne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nina’s Vlogs the door opening after he ran through killed me 😂

    • @WooBino.
      @WooBino. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stantonthorne that's door language for f u 😎

    • @forgivenend1989
      @forgivenend1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He wasn’t drunk, he stole a Lady’s purse

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nina’s Vlogs still funny

    • @slendertubbiegamerpo6139
      @slendertubbiegamerpo6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yep still stupid tho

  • @imhungry2031
    @imhungry2031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    4:05 The fact that she waited for it to move is HILARIOUS! XD

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cracks me up every time too! :D Thanks for checking out the video.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Actually the first video is from a robbery at a mall. These 2 people were running away because they just finished robbing a store. In fact I actually know the details. Took place in a mall in Port Elizabeth, S. Africa called "Baywest Mall" on Nov 13/2015. So where do you get your news? Sesame Street? Aliens? Or do you just write it yourself?
      Same thing goes with "Glass Blanket" - he's another thief who just finished shoplifting from a store and was trying to run away. Or as you would describe it....he was being chased by a pack off axe wielding terrorist robots who wanted to rape him. So actually I gotta say -- you're the dickfaced motherfucker who just opened his stupid yapper without knowing what he was even talking about. Thanks for trying out for the team but we're gonna have to pass after seeing you play.

    • @imhungry2031
      @imhungry2031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woah.. :O

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The only nerve you touched is one of sympathy. Sympathy for someone who spends his time trolling. How sad is your life when you spend your free time trying to intentionally annoy other people? I don't know what turned you into a person who enjoys trolling as their "entertainment" but what ever it was, you have my condolences and sympathy because it's a pretty sad & pathetic way to spend your days.

    • @standarduck5860
      @standarduck5860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg this interchange was amazing

  • @spirit9871
    @spirit9871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    This is why I made my house out of glass and my door out of brick. Easier to see the door that way.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAO too funny!

    • @bugsimalone7431
      @bugsimalone7431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why didn't you tell me that I thought it was a open house

    • @adrianstjrnfldt6458
      @adrianstjrnfldt6458 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf xD

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really liked the open layout on your house! Really open and modern.

    • @thelowestoflow5486
      @thelowestoflow5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      earthquake*

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “The sad part is, the head bonk and new concussion are just going to make her even more stupid.”
    Dude, that is, the most savage comment I have heard in my entire life.

    • @willow6189
      @willow6189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @KamyKam
      @KamyKam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basic

    • @frenchvanilla7109
      @frenchvanilla7109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my God that last guy walked out head first into the glass. Who walks out head first putting their head into the glass😂

    • @MusicalMovie1
      @MusicalMovie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just said that while I read this comment🤣

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @05candyman Facts. Shit wasn't even that crazy. Lol it was basic if anything

  • @jemp.7767
    @jemp.7767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    “I’m rich I’m powerful, and I’m an idiot covered in coffee” bwa ha ha

    • @Frozzic-X
      @Frozzic-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Frozzic-X
      @Frozzic-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mission accomplished 😁

  • @jiii6799
    @jiii6799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I can't stop laughing at that part when he says:
    "Sir,welcome to planet earth,that was glass you met earlier"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taesmytea4847
      @taesmytea4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Infinite JP hahahahahhaha same I was also going to write it but , I see you already beat me to it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @biazer9517
      @biazer9517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I was about to type that 😂😂

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They look like Men in Black 😂

    • @jiii6799
      @jiii6799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Joks izSantos Yeah😂I didn't realize that😂You made me laugh bruh😂👍

    • @ra1rouz
      @ra1rouz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I scroll down slowly, I literally saw this comment as soon as that commentator says that lool

  • @fridaklara7047
    @fridaklara7047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I once walked straight into a glass door.
    Only a few seconds after telling myself "Don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door."
    In my defense, the glass was very clean and I needed to get outside because my friend was throwing up.

  • @ahmooty8022
    @ahmooty8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Omg you're so funny especially when you said
    "Welcome to planet earth,That was glass you met earlier"😂😂

    • @thisstitchinisbitchin
      @thisstitchinisbitchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Řåđĕøñ płäýš literally the funniest part of this video 😂😂😂 laughed my ass off

    • @adobop3754
      @adobop3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Řåđĕøñ płäýš hHahaha omg

    • @andyw8064
      @andyw8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t find that funny..

    • @thisstitchinisbitchin
      @thisstitchinisbitchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy W k lol

    • @Mike93Gee
      @Mike93Gee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked when he said "bonked on the head" at 3:50

  • @JR-gc8el
    @JR-gc8el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Too bad that green pepper lady wasn't RUNNING out the door! That would have been amazing!!🤣

  • @sparrowhawk81
    @sparrowhawk81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    "This is America you get it right the first time". Uhm.....I'm American and come on, get real...we don't get shit right the first time here, generally speaking.

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hiroshima for example. You had to drop another one!

    • @suvtropics
      @suvtropics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sparrowhawk she's bullshit. Humans make mistakes, being an American doesn't make anyone a super human.

    • @benwykes4736
      @benwykes4736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SUV Tropics, no that's what being English does. 🇬🇧

    • @rich8381
      @rich8381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      One thing I will never understand is Americans reminding other Americans, that they are in fact Americans also.

    • @saharacharles
      @saharacharles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah but she didn't get the door right the first time😂😂😂

  • @fredricksmith-something.2125
    @fredricksmith-something.2125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    How do you play this off? I would just lay there for a while and pretend im dead

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      +Fredrick Holman lol good plan. Faking a heart attack might work too lol

    • @chanelgez2146
      @chanelgez2146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fredrick Holman ha ha ha

    • @randomescu
      @randomescu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fredrick Holman i laught at your comment as at the video itself

    • @QashMaz
      @QashMaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @WarthDader74
      @WarthDader74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a horrible thing to do, making fun of people hurting themselves. What happened to dignity? Not funny at all

  • @kaygotthesauce
    @kaygotthesauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    OMG
    *Is the glass okay?*

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOL

    • @DrCraneFan
      @DrCraneFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M3dia I don’t think so :( rip glass

    • @MiaGreen7805
      @MiaGreen7805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are everywhere

    • @Plexez
      @Plexez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FAKE

    • @Hecate-495
      @Hecate-495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your a *FAKE*

  • @謎のユーザー-z5j
    @謎のユーザー-z5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I hate it when people get mad, they use the term "this is America" and goes on from there. How does that make sense?

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah it's fucked

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah like America is the standard of brilliance, or something. That "country" is a mess.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HittokiriBattousai17 it used to be a pretty damn great place though you have to admit.

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, they are in USA. Nothing makes sense there.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PouLS no the media likes to play mind games and turn us on eachother.

  • @barryallenflash1
    @barryallenflash1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    After watching this I feel like a genius!

  • @sophiefilo16
    @sophiefilo16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I like that you added personality to the list instead of just saying "Here's a bride who walks into glass.................... The next clip is....." as if we couldn't figure it out on our own. It's nice to see people put effort in their videos rather than simply putting some visuals from Google together and playing loud, obnoxious music over them...

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks Sophie, glad you are digging the video!

    • @zeroanimation3956
      @zeroanimation3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than foot letuce meme

  • @nalanip
    @nalanip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    I couldn't help but picture Garfield doing the commentary 😹

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's cool.....except I'm not sharing my lasagna! :D

    • @nalanip
      @nalanip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      10 Favorite Things I wouldn't either, man

    • @prowlbeast1959
      @prowlbeast1959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg. You're genius xD

    • @rianskywalker2213
      @rianskywalker2213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nalani Pimentel 😆 wasn't that bill Murray's voice? Lmao

  • @squeguinquack2570
    @squeguinquack2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    *Welcome to planet Earth, that was glass you met earlier*

  • @samcostin7586
    @samcostin7586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    *those window washers are getting way to damn good*

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol true! They def have my respect and appreciation....without them I wouldn't have this video!

    • @mrbigg151
      @mrbigg151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone needs to give em a glass medal!

    • @urIIez
      @urIIez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @timexkills65
      @timexkills65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes we are

  • @ExampleTM
    @ExampleTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    The fcking commentary lol

    • @friedrichschopenhauer2900
      @friedrichschopenhauer2900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Example™ Yeah it's the funniest part.

    • @1977moonchild1
      @1977moonchild1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was laughing at the commentary more than than the clips ! nighty night sweet prince!

    • @DowzerWTP72
      @DowzerWTP72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Removing a vowel doesn't make you a better person.

    • @bostoncreamdonuts
      @bostoncreamdonuts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The commentary is amazing I need this in my life

    • @jackspeakman6969
      @jackspeakman6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSS

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    america pepper was hilarious

    • @retardedhorse3429
      @retardedhorse3429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Que

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Didnt get walking out right the first time 😂

    • @beatyourwife
      @beatyourwife 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two words i never thought id see together before

    • @MasterofGames-xw5br
      @MasterofGames-xw5br 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What do you mean she didn't get it right the first time?
      Everybody wanted her to smash her face on something.
      I'd say mission acclompisjed.

    • @LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO
      @LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fxnAbT4FBng/w-d-xo.html

  • @fluorcyl6112
    @fluorcyl6112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I absolutely love how the automatic door opens after he walks through the glass at 0:45!

    • @SuperRoo_22
      @SuperRoo_22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was here in Perth, Australia. He had just bag snatched a lady. He wasn't walking, he was running. That's why he hit that glass f**kin' hard. Virtually instant karma! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stealthyshibe4904
    @stealthyshibe4904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    See? dirty windows save lives.

  • @jsmvxn
    @jsmvxn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "Sir welcome to planet Earth that was glass you met there" Laughing so hard I'm bout to die

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart4694
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart4694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jonathan Tzompantzi
      Don't..
      ever..
      fucking..
      edit..
      your..
      comment..

    • @jsmvxn
      @jsmvxn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok

    • @Joe_blow121
      @Joe_blow121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonathan Tzompantzi 🤣🤣😂😅

    • @Giovfunny
      @Giovfunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart why

    • @KurtisandHurdle
      @KurtisandHurdle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you edit it

  • @Living_Legacy
    @Living_Legacy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Props to whoever cleans those glass

  • @clark5401
    @clark5401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I laughed more with the narrator than I did of the video clips :oD

  • @Goonerboy-mz1ey
    @Goonerboy-mz1ey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Wow the irony of repeatedly saying get it right first time then pushing a door marked pull legendary.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I sometimes wonder if that irony was lost on her or if she actually thought about the whole thing afterwards. I'm guessing (based solely on how she treated other people) she went home and drank a bottle of chardonnay while thinking how awful and mean those restaurant workers were and what a tough life she has lol.

  • @AlfarexProductions
    @AlfarexProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    After all it's not only the birds who don't see glass.

    • @jg-zp9ft
      @jg-zp9ft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AlfarexProductions XD

    • @sonictrain1
      @sonictrain1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AlfarexProductions A real bird brain...

    • @bigman_industries
      @bigman_industries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *+Atrain 103* Birds are actually quite intelligent animals. They have developed strategies to travel and migrate.

  • @ryanmonke2646
    @ryanmonke2646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "this is America, get it right the first time" actually America is nicknamed The Land of Second Chances. 2:15

    • @chrisharrington5804
      @chrisharrington5804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Funny that she couldn't operate a simple door. I guess she showed everybody there about getting it right the first time.

    • @bakkedbakkon
      @bakkedbakkon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ryan The Great Funniest part is that's not even a clear glass. There are stickers on it.

    • @gcarrafelli
      @gcarrafelli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      BakkedBakkon I think she was just too angry to think and wasn't looking but still it's funny xD

    • @safskyyy7714
      @safskyyy7714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ryan The Great INSTANT KARMA 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @squidu8240
      @squidu8240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan The Great 👍

  • @mirai6824
    @mirai6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The 17k people who disliked this video walked into glass

    • @KäptnKrückschwank
      @KäptnKrückschwank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mirai未来 I walked into glass, but liked the video :) glass WALLS are the worst :/

    • @victoriannecastle
      @victoriannecastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I walk into glass but no dislike from me

    • @Mynsonanderson2
      @Mynsonanderson2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I walked into glass when I was in a mirror maze at the fair lol

    • @thatonesmallchannel125
      @thatonesmallchannel125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I liked

    • @troyclark4331
      @troyclark4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Figure skating Geek
      What in c o r n d o g hell?
      He's not being disrespectful... He's full blown makin' fun of their asses. We're all fair game for being the videoed window bandit...
      He's absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anarabodiford3041
    @anarabodiford3041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    YOU SOUND LIKE GARFIELD

  • @SoftieQueen679
    @SoftieQueen679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Says the one who can’t even open the fucking door 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that part

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seems to be the most popular clip in the video.....and honestly, I've watched it about 30 times and I still get a laugh out of it. She's the best.

    • @SoftieQueen679
      @SoftieQueen679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 Favorite Things yup 😂😂😂😂

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To play devil's advocate, doors are supposed to be pushed open from the interior in case there's a fire. So that store is in code violation

    • @SoftieQueen679
      @SoftieQueen679 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Kolesnikovich k

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just gotta say, if push or pull kills you in a fire then...........well let's just say the herd has been thinned

  • @aarronjsymonds
    @aarronjsymonds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I usually hate commentary, this was fantastic though.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks!

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The commentary hated you too.

    • @redwine0891
      @redwine0891 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES it was!

    • @joejoseph218
      @joejoseph218 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aarron Symonds no it wasnt

    • @thrillho4849
      @thrillho4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sus-rb1ds Well basically just don't be a pussy, if somebody is an asshole to you, don't be afraid to retaliate

  • @theslitherysnake4815
    @theslitherysnake4815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love this garfield-styled humor. You even sound like Garfield.

  • @anastasiavazquezdemiguel5734
    @anastasiavazquezdemiguel5734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    They remind me of birds because birds can't see glass.

    • @livhiyori5090
      @livhiyori5090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kitty Nightmare lol that's what I thought!

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's kinda hard to see something barely visible when you're going 40km/h. Especially 300km/h. #TrialAndError

    • @DavidNguyen-hy9bg
      @DavidNguyen-hy9bg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that makes the people in this video worst because they're even going that fast

    • @GmailUnited
      @GmailUnited 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we had a funeral for a bird

    • @sam222_
      @sam222_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kitty Nightmare birds can't see glsss ?

  • @olliepop549
    @olliepop549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    2:31 Get it right the first time, get it the first time (runs into glass door) oh my god...

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Classic :D

    • @JagvsShodan
      @JagvsShodan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's that saying, "you shouldn't care about what people think of you." This woman is exactly why people should care about what others think of them. Maybe if she ever asked herself, "am I being a bitch."

    • @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136
      @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SaltyDog. dude when I first saw this that's literally what I put my comment about cuz this was my favorite part. hahaha

    • @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136
      @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iron Prostate. yes.... yes she is

    • @olliepop549
      @olliepop549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel barrows lol

  • @oogooboggins5956
    @oogooboggins5956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'd like to think that most of these people are high.

  • @Grialeth
    @Grialeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "He stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits the canvas harder than Picasso". That literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Xscapeplan01
    @Xscapeplan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    *Any wonder aliens don't say hello to us!!*

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LOL yeah we've definitely given them very little reason to study us :D

    • @Vid_Katt
      @Vid_Katt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a good thing tbh
      I prefer my Anus to be probe free

    • @messiisbetterthanronaldome2965
      @messiisbetterthanronaldome2965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like your Ayo mask

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL You have my vote for a probe free anus should you ever run for president.

    • @zoefoster1242
      @zoefoster1242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because aliens don't exist maybe ? Where's the clip of you walking into a glass door whilst looking for aliens lmao

  • @harryh4300
    @harryh4300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I liked because of that karma clip.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That seems to be most people's fav clip too :D

    • @willowzholts5005
      @willowzholts5005 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right HH true

  • @Grimzonix
    @Grimzonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The one commentator that I actually don’t want to skip to watch just the video

  • @nanababy_asmr1787
    @nanababy_asmr1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    4:25..."Stiffen up like VIRGIN on Prom Nite!"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀👌

  • @stancegames
    @stancegames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Get it right the first time yelled the lady that can't even open a fucking door.."

  • @dankmemex3190
    @dankmemex3190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    TADAH! EVERYONE IM HERE! Sir Welcome To Planet Earth That was Glass You met There

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits a canvas harder than Picasso*

  • @UniqueGeekFreak
    @UniqueGeekFreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "First name: Mr
    Last name: Glass"

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LoL nice one!

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FartNSniff ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I've had it with these mf:ing windows in these mf:ing buildings!!
      Everybody strap in, about to open some f:ing windows...
      Lol you can quote Samuel L Jackson in about pretty much every situation 😄.
      Loved your vid keep up that fantastic sense of humour👊 cheers bud

    • @Sakurakinomotoz633
      @Sakurakinomotoz633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UniqueGeekFreak stop being mean they made this video because it’s funny if you don’t like it you don’t have to be rude about it

  • @flamingvaldez1048
    @flamingvaldez1048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I laughed my ass off and thought, i would probably do that

  • @hadreeannahchev_3305
    @hadreeannahchev_3305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    15k dislikes are the pieces of glass😂

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      unmade glass*

    • @Beeaannsss
      @Beeaannsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes, you are absolutely right Steve. I kinda feel bad now for making jokes about thieves, drunks, and a racist walking into glass doors. I'll try not to joke about people being stupid and become a classier person like you who doesn't joke about calling someone "moron".

    • @lainiwakura4678
      @lainiwakura4678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do realize being a hypocrite is not the same thing as the oath doctors take, right? Tell us, was that mistake due to ignorance or poor eye sight?

    • @chriswood3818
      @chriswood3818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably because of the annoying guy narrating

  • @tastebud9028
    @tastebud9028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    The dislikes are the people who ran into the windows/glass

    • @riverperez9912
      @riverperez9912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10 Favorite Things Because the way you say to them in this video

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You pinned this nice!

    • @itsphybs4660
      @itsphybs4660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keyy HAHAHAHA

    • @bamsoyle1753
      @bamsoyle1753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly u gotta ruin a *GOOD* comment with your *-SHITTY-* reply, just fuck off

    • @iich.i2072
      @iich.i2072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keyy LOL XDDDD

  • @dustcello
    @dustcello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how this dude gets straight to the topic and doesnt talk for over 2-3 minutes... he also commentates on it when the clip is done or before it plays

  • @Happy-cm7uo
    @Happy-cm7uo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    omg she smashed thr glass

  • @Barn_D-Boy
    @Barn_D-Boy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Normally I can't stand commentaries but this was genius

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dunno about the genius part lol but thanks so much for the kind words. Glad you liked the video :D

  • @ednarodriguez4009
    @ednarodriguez4009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    not all are dumb and stupid cuz i am once a victim of an immaculately clean and clear glass wall and i happen to have a poor eyesight

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm sorry to hear that about your eyes. But fret not, bad eyesight isn't the reason for these people's mishaps. In fact, 3 of the people featured in the video are thieves leaving the scene of a crime, some are drunk, and some just weren't paying attention. Nonetheless, this video isn't actually supposed to be taken seriously nor do I actually think someone is stupid if they accidentally walk into a glass door. I've never done it myself, but I have walked into a couple metal poles....which is probably even more foolish considering it's much easier to see a pole than it is to see clear glass :D

    • @ednarodriguez4009
      @ednarodriguez4009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh i see...well thanks for your clear as a glass explanation..good day!:D

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL nice pun! :D

    • @naj9093
      @naj9093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edna Rodriguez woah, halarious,like seriously wow you deserve a cookie thanks.

  • @manofmanyinterests
    @manofmanyinterests 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your deadpan delivery is hilarious. The green pepper witch needs a life.

  • @sagegoodwin1
    @sagegoodwin1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Just walk through the open door" lol love the commentary. I will watch this when I need a good chuckle :)

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed the video! :)

  • @bird8040
    @bird8040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    To be fair, there are some glass doors that are basicly impossible to see.

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I ran into a sliding glass door once at my house. Windex you scary!

    • @Marco.91
      @Marco.91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +geometric art LMAO me too

    • @dedalliance1
      @dedalliance1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ran into a mirror in one of those haunted house things lol.

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Protus X You ran into a few doors huh?

    • @te60eh
      @te60eh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Protus X, It doesn't mean that you can run through a glass that wasn't a door.

  • @zulemapedroza5030
    @zulemapedroza5030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Fake. The glass was a paid actor

    • @666antichrist
      @666antichrist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zulema Pedroza - so original

    • @Ijaf98
      @Ijaf98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This gave me cancer

    • @greenparrot9213
      @greenparrot9213 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prince 21 This is a joke

    • @kid1050
      @kid1050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zulema Pedroza you won’t think that when you smash your face

    • @seventhuser904
      @seventhuser904 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zulema Pedroza marry me zulema.

  • @MarliQueen721
    @MarliQueen721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    😂🤣😂🤣 That glass blanket comment had me dead!! 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @kaseytibbedeaux1679
    @kaseytibbedeaux1679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Kinda felt bad for the bride to be. She was just really excited.

    • @bottle1lack743
      @bottle1lack743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kasey tibbedeaux f*ck her

    • @gagewesterhouse9558
      @gagewesterhouse9558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for the human population. She's going to reproduce and spread her low IQ genes.

  • @onerandomguy.2794
    @onerandomguy.2794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    They need some milk

    • @igot5onit423
      @igot5onit423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One Random guy. How original... smh

    • @mxdelyn1353
      @mxdelyn1353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This “joke” was popular 2 years ago. Stop.

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One Random guy. No please stop

    • @justdeadpool8277
      @justdeadpool8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry buddy wrong year

    • @ninjaofdarkness4584
      @ninjaofdarkness4584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One Random guy. AND COCKLES

  • @jenntip
    @jenntip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was younger one of my first jobs was at a movie theater....we'd watch people do this all night!
    *10 Favorite Things : You had me laughing the whole time...Thanks! 💋

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a lot more fun than the jobs I had while growing up! :D Glad you liked the video and thanks so much for taking the time to comment!

  • @jbevan4411
    @jbevan4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love the narrator. 2 kinds of funny in one place.

  • @billthompson5644
    @billthompson5644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    You have got to be one of the Worlds greatest smartasses.
    Your videos, and commentary,are just hilarious.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've been accused of being a smart ass before but never in a complimentary manner lol Glad you enjoyed the vid and my silly quips Bill.

    • @aliciasimmons7142
      @aliciasimmons7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      10 Favorite Things as my dad would say “I would rather be a Smart ass than a dumb ass”

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your dad is a wise man :D

  • @silverfortytwo9506
    @silverfortytwo9506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    How do they all smash so easily

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IKR....that's some flimsy glass or maybe their super power is glass breaking lol

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure, just ignore the fact that most of them don't shatter.
      But to answer you question...
      Its glass, it can't handle very much flexing at all. So when someone runs into it it bends slightly and then shatters.
      Most of the glass shown here is just for decoration more than anything.

    • @itsjt9523
      @itsjt9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's tempered glass. Even slight settling in the building could break it.

    • @rhondapaul2797
      @rhondapaul2797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spite Right!!!

    • @uknowwhodontyou921
      @uknowwhodontyou921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To these people saying it is glass. It doesn't take much to break it. WRONG! Have you not seen the video of the guy trying to throw a brick through glass? This is tempered glass. It is pretty tough head-on. The edges are more fragile. But that is where the frame comes in. You have to hit it pretty hard and just right to shatter it like that. If it was as fragile as you believe. Why would you use it? Just to see through? You don't need it to go all the way to the floor just to see through.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Welcome to planet Earth. That was glass you just met." ROFLMFAO

    • @ArukiTsukaru
      @ArukiTsukaru 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funniest comment XD I've been laughing for five minutes straight

    • @KyuDhaval
      @KyuDhaval 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was epic 😂😂 I can't stop laughing when he said that

  • @RonWylie-gk5lc
    @RonWylie-gk5lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your comments were hilarious my friend, I was happy to subscribe

  • @1breadbox
    @1breadbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    First clip occurred at a shopping mall near to me. The lady and the guy following her were on the run after shop lifting.

    • @unleasheth
      @unleasheth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lernR serves their dumbasses right then

    • @Overdosive
      @Overdosive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lernR I had a feeling. The way he looked back, clearly anticipating a chaser.

    • @fellowadventurer9575
      @fellowadventurer9575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I thought so

  • @samgreen8865
    @samgreen8865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This commentator is so savage lmao

    • @DrCraneFan
      @DrCraneFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Green nice nose 😂

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Green Look at your nose!
      yes you, big man!
      Those nose are garden hose!
      Big nose like me!

    • @letsdiscussitoversometea8479
      @letsdiscussitoversometea8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a pillock.
      "Pfft - how could _anyone_ walk into something they can't easily detect" is basically what he's taking the mick out of people for doing.
      The day it happens to him, I've got a GOOD mind to give him what's coming to him.

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    that girl face planting in the door was awesome

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And to make it even better, she (and the guy) just finished robbing a jewellery store and she nearly knocked herself out while trying to getaway. If you guessed they were caught shortly after you'd be correct :D

    • @unleasheth
      @unleasheth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T-Bone which one lol

  • @Death2000a7x
    @Death2000a7x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The dude with the coffee is the best 😂 how did he manage to walk into that when the door was literally right next to him 😂😂😂

  • @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv
    @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    It's some kind of forcefield!
    No, Kevin, it's just glass.
    NO STEVE, IT'S AN INVISIBLE FORCEFIELD!
    What was their reason for letting you out of the mental hospital again?

  • @jessb9090
    @jessb9090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Fuck you always make me laugh so much! I like the commentary on the drunk guy at the mall LOL he stiffened up like a virgin on prom night and hit the canvas harder than Picasso hahahaha

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks Jessica, glad you had a few laughs! :D

    • @FlameAndSlime
      @FlameAndSlime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      one-hundred first like

  • @s0phi76
    @s0phi76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I feel dumb for not understanding how people can be so dumb

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's more dumber people though...

    • @rev0lve638
      @rev0lve638 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone else smelling the irony?

    • @s0phi76
      @s0phi76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      rev0lve i mean if we’re gonna be honest anything with the word pop in it is a psychological and physical horror, so, touché

  • @thinkmars1014
    @thinkmars1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Plot twist: These are all clips of himself running into glass

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IcyArts you sound dumb as fuck shut up

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      soph4930 soph4930 your being a bitch

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      soph4930 soph4930 bitch

    • @Michijoy
      @Michijoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thinkmars1014 ok boomer

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michi joy shut the fuck up that makes literally no since once so ever.

  • @Naytowl
    @Naytowl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Those 13k dislikes must be people who walked into glass.

    • @ronikae
      @ronikae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naytowl,You must be dumb enough to think that these people hit their heads on the glass door.WHERE'S THE PROOF?

    • @Naytowl
      @Naytowl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      on your mind.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The proof is my toilet bowl Victoria.....This morning I left a package there for you to read in braille.

    • @Naytowl
      @Naytowl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xd

    • @darkknight7403
      @darkknight7403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i once walked into the glass but the idea is ,i wasnt supozed to see the glass it was like a giant maze made out of glass and when i turned around *smash*
      but i didnt dislike ,i liked, i love this video ,its hilarious

  • @fadel3569
    @fadel3569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The best thing in this video is the speaker! He killed me!😂😂😂

  • @ShannonL7
    @ShannonL7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Your commentary tho... 😳

    • @skinnybootyme694
      @skinnybootyme694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shannon Shannon 😂😂😂😂

    • @davidx.1150
      @davidx.1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shannon Shannon ikr what a psychopath

    • @Whydoineedahandlepissoff
      @Whydoineedahandlepissoff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      David X. How is he a psycho you downer

    • @ozricaurora6943
      @ozricaurora6943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shannon Shannon I know it ruins the video

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mr Messy, I noticed you're a big fan of Russell Brand - check this out th-cam.com/video/9ZXrSnCYf7A/w-d-xo.html So Brand gets to joke about fashionable Nazis, genocide, and the holocaust but I'm a psychopath for joking about people walking into glass doors? Yeah, makes sense. The only sneering I see going on with superior contempt is from people like you. I'm cool with you not finding my humor funny or not enjoying the video, but it's not my fault you can't figure out that the video is not suppose to be taken seriously. Furthermore, to you and David X - if I'm a psycho for making this video then what the fuck are you two for watching it? Both of you choose to watch a video of people walking into glass for your own entertainment....Now I made the video as a joke but you chose to watch videos like this for fun. You should take a harder look at yourself before you make such bold statements like calling people psychopaths.

  • @stormyknight7266
    @stormyknight7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:46 you really sound like Garfield XDDDD ITS PERFECT

  • @GrimFelArt
    @GrimFelArt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    First video of yours I've watched, oh my gods your commentary

    • @SelenaIsPerfection
      @SelenaIsPerfection 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grimalkin Felidae saaaame

    • @aquaticmaniac8979
      @aquaticmaniac8979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're*

    • @KRDR659
      @KRDR659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AQUATIC MANIAC youre means you are so what you think he should have said is "oh my gods you are commentary"?

    • @AllBeefWeinerThief
      @AllBeefWeinerThief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aquatic Maniac yeah dude *you're* kinda stupid

    • @aquaticmaniac8979
      @aquaticmaniac8979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Bick Ditch just like your name

  • @madison1207
    @madison1207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I didn't know humans were related to birds.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just the same genetic coding in our eyes lol :D

    • @reset502
      @reset502 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like our brain lol

  • @rolanddawson117
    @rolanddawson117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Green, red and yellow peppers are all the same kind of pepper. Just picked at different stages of development. :)

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shhhhh, don't tell the rest of the world that pays double for red peppers. lol

    • @rolanddawson117
      @rolanddawson117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 Favorite Things hahaa XD

  • @seabisqit
    @seabisqit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "get it right the first time"
    Well, *clearly* she got through the door successfully the first time

  • @Evitaschannel
    @Evitaschannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Sir, welcome to planet earth!" 😂😂😂 dead

  • @ryan62082
    @ryan62082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I woke my wife up like 6 times laughing so hard I’m shaking the bed

  • @itzfraggle9620
    @itzfraggle9620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    nighty night sweet prince

    • @couch_gag
      @couch_gag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JayZLockett I'm usually into the edgy shit but the commentary was unnecessarily twat-ish. This guy giving off like he's never done something completely dumb. it's not "savage" it's pathetic

    • @8458375897347598
      @8458375897347598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leon Pearce nah it's hilarious stop being so soft

    • @couch_gag
      @couch_gag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delsin is a god-awful name don't @ me

    • @dipsithecreeper
      @dipsithecreeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leon Pearce
      Calm the fuck down, we are all the same anyways, there is no need for this.

  • @rosamae5921
    @rosamae5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Nighty night, sweet prince” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Luxlude444
    @Luxlude444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "this is how glass is made." "Andddd this is how glass is UNmade."

  • @katieninjas7458
    @katieninjas7458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    God, your voice and sarcasm are perfect.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks!

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL wow, you got all that from a silly video that isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all. Yeah I know I'm not Louis CK and have some work to do on my comedy. But since I'm so horrible at comedy, please give me the name of the comedian you watch that doesn't make fun of anyone or anything because I'd love to learn about that. You must go ape-shit angry when you watch stand up comedy, a comedy show, or a funny movie. Yikes!
      First off, what does it say about you as a person when you willingly and freely chose to watch a video called "Stupid People Walking into Glass" yet "scold" someone for making the video. How hypocritical do you have to be to watch "fail" videos as entertainment yet have the gall to condemn people for making silly comments. Where do you get the soap box that big to stand on? You have to be a moron to think this video should be taken seriously in any way and that I'm actually serious with any of my comments. You are thinking waaaaay too much into this video and taking life way too seriously if this video sets you off.
      Secondly you self righteous prick. Some of the people (3 of them) you are so gallantly defending in this video are criminals fleeing robberies. The people in the first video just robbed a jewellery store. Some are also publicly drunk (at least 2 though I suspect a third is also)....one is the rudest customer ever.....and well a couple people just made a silly mistake. Don't we all make silly mistakes? Also, having a laugh at something or someone isn't the same as being cold hearted, or as you put it, narcissistic. I'm the guy who helps people on the side of the road, picks people up when they fall, and the first to ask if someone is "okay". You don't like my form of sarcasm or humor or the tone of my voice....fine, I'm cool with that, but don't be a fucking idiot and start reading into all a silly video like it's some sort of statement about who I am. You aren't even close with your dime-store assessment of me and the only thing you are actually revealing is your own insecurities.
      Thirdly, what kind of insecure guy measures a man's worth by how many fights they've been in? Why would you even talk about fighting? Only a real pathetic loser equates fighting to being a real man. But for the record, I've had plenty of fights in life, both physically as well as personal challenges. In fact, I've had to fight more times than I would like to admit and ALL of them in order to either defend myself or defend others. I've never attacked anyone...... Unlike you who probably thinks it's okay to hit people because you don't like what they are saying or doing. So before you open that stupid little pie hole of yours, and before you talk about shit you know nothing about, I suggest you give yourself a moment to reflect on what you are about to say so you don't come off as such a dumb ass. A real man doesn't have to measure people on whether or not they have been in a fight....The only thing you prove when you fight is that you're too stupid to rationally solve problems.
      Lastly, for a guy who suggests being non-judgemental - you sure like to spout a lot of judgement. You were right about my voice, it isn't that strong in this video. It's because I was born with a speech impediment and had to go to speech therapy for years. That's why I sound the way I sound. Also, when I do speak in my full voice, it is very booming and distorted on the microphone. So I either have to speak in a mellow way or a big booming way. I do keep working on it and hopefully one day I'll sound better. So saint Jason, was it fun and rewarding to make fun of someone with a speech impediment? I'm fine with it, doesn't really bug me but I do find it funny that someone so high and mighty has no issue mocking someone for their voice....something which I have very little control over. Yeah I know Jason, everyone thinks they're a hero until the reality sets in. Good job Champ! Enjoy your big bowl of hypocrisy!

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL so you don't see anything wrong with entertaining yourself with videos of people getting hurt but think I'm horrible for jokingly saying I hope her uterus got knocked out? Give your head a big big big shake. Of course I don't actually want someone's uterus damaged. I'm cool if you don't find that comment funny but think you are a bit of a hypocrite and a horse's ass for calling me a dick head over that meaningless joke. I think you are pretty full of yourself and acting a bit high and mighty when there is not much difference between entertaining yourself with such compilations and me making a few jokes about them. And for the record Sir Galahad - the woman you are so gallantly defending is running away after her & the guy robbed a jewellery store. So although I hope her uterus is still in tact, I also don't have a lot of sympathy for her either. But you go ahead a weep for a thief.
      I suggest you go back and watch some videos by those comedians you suggested so you can familiarise yourself with their work. I don't know who Bailey is but I know the rest. Here you go, you can watch Izzard make fun of religious people, religion, and the bible ... th-cam.com/video/E5KvGS_wT_4/w-d-xo.html .. but yeah, I'm an asshole because I joked about a jewel thief's uterus getting knocked out and he's funny for insulting the beliefs of over a billion people. Again, I'm cool with some people not finding this video funny or not liking my sense of humor but it takes a special kind of idiot to take this video seriously.
      "You can edit, read of a page, practise delivery of lines repeatedly, no pressure. That doesn't even take balls."
      LOL what would you know about any of that? I'm sorry you feel insecure about your own manhood and the only way to feel better about yourself is to question other men's fighting skills and courage. And since you're too stupid to know this, let me fill you in on a little secret. Courage isn't doing "something", it's doing something you are afraid of. It takes balls to do anything you are afraid of. So not all people stepping on stage are being "brave", some are just doing what they like and what comes naturally to them. Just like it does take some balls to put a video on TH-cam if you aren't naturally inclined to do so. You're still putting yourself out there for criticism, judgement, ridicule, and nonsense like this. On a regular basis people comment about my voice....something I'm aware of yet have very little control over. Yet I still make my videos knowing I might be criticised or made fun of.
      So in closing....stop being such a fucking self righteous hypocrite and stop taking stupid TH-cam videos so seriously.

    • @griddlepuff4212
      @griddlepuff4212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Puppet Presidents looks like u loose a screw smashing ur head so badly on a glass door. poor u

  • @WhitneyTheExPat
    @WhitneyTheExPat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    2:56 “I wonder how the company’s new force field is coming along...”
    4:39 “I love the way he falls; he stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits a canvas harder than Picasso.” 😂 Dead!

    • @vulanigcwabaza
      @vulanigcwabaza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic 😂😂😂

    • @brandontrevino535
      @brandontrevino535 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney TheExPat
      Sa

    • @ex-_-frost8144
      @ex-_-frost8144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whitney TheExPat your not funny

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney TheExPat I am very sure just as well as the last one. lol.

    • @makennacounts
      @makennacounts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “ hey, I forgot what I was supposed to buy... oh yeah, the instruction Manuel on how to use a glass door”