21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances oh my god I would love your username if you didn't have an apostrophe after disco. DISCOS DOENST NEED A FUCKING APOSTROPHE WHEN WILL THE HUMAN RACE REALISE THIS
I just realized. Dan filmed this video before he flied to Australia. And we all know that he sprayed deodorant in his eye before that flight. That means that he was drunk while doing it. Why Dan.
Since this was apparently the day he almost blinded himself and missed his flight to Australia. I can only imagine Phil in the hallway outside anxiously pacing waiting for Dan to finish (and pack) so they could leave.
*Disclaimer: Please drink responsibly and don't try this at home. Dan is a trained social wreck that has ungergone proffesional training and does not condone drinking. If less physically dense people have four shots of something they'll probably chunder on their grandmas carpet or go to the hopital so just pretty much everything else Do not follow Dan's example. Thanks have a lovely day of not taking comedy seriously bless you* He CARES TOO MUCH FOR US. I LOVE DAN
dan when you said 'me and phil are about to go to australia' we didn't realize you meant 'me and phil were supposed to go to the airport to go to australia 15 minutes ago'
That metaphor about being a lost sock in the dryer of life... God, that one really hit home, and now I'm having an existential crisis. About socks. Thanks, Dan.
We're all lost socks in the dryer of life if you think about it... Wandering aimlessly, looking for our mate. Some of us never find it. Some of us are never seen again.
This is why I don't shave when drunk. If I forgot to shave and after drinking with my roommates decide to go out, I just hope people are too drunk to notice my scruff. It's easier than explaining why your face is covered in blood. Good thing it was close to Halloween.
I have Resting Emptiness Face. It's where my resting face is literally emotionless and makes me look like a psychopath who will stab you in the eye without showing any emotion. Maybe this is why I only have three friends...
+keve star nah you could tell he seemed a bit more at ease, in a sense, as the video progressed. Some people can just handle alcohol better than others.
What does that even mean? Dan's a giant, I doubt 3 or 4 shots is going to get him blackout drunk. He's a big boy, I think he knows how to handle alcohol just fine.
+thegayestgoth s0rrY I #tRIGGERED U I'm just kidding. I understand what your saying, but I was just stating that Dan always acts weird in his own special way, just as a drunk person would. Also I kinda noticed it too, but I think he just might be stressed or homesick because of all the traveling
is nobody going to talk about how he gave his cheeto flavor recommendation and not doritos when someone specifically asked him for this. this is how you know daniel howell is a lil tipsy
No you're not. Honestly this happens to me quite often where one little moment of something is amazing(phil) and I don't know why. Anyway, I did really love his voice at that moment.
Please tell me I'm not the only one with a serious issue going on in their life who wants to send it in to Dan because they just need any advice now that they can get but is too scared to be disappointed when he inevitably doesn't answer
please tell me that you know that if you have a serious issue going on in your life it's best to go see a professional who can help you rather than seek guidance from an unqualified meme boy
little did Daniel know, he was about to spray deodorant in his eye.
Nemi Alger ikr
Nemi Alger he was probably half drunk aswell
HELLO PHAM
OMG YEESSSS
Nemi Alger Nice
Before everything went down hill........................
Omg 😂
Dang it that was what I was gonna comment
Yep XD
It just had to be this video
SwirlCrow yeah lol
little did dan know he would go blind in a few hours
lmao fr
Omg😂
more like a few minutes lol
XD #RipDan&HisEye
poor dan 😂
The deodorant story makes a lot more sense when you realize how much alcohol was in his system.
Yeah
What I thought as soon as I watched that video
Yep it definitely does 😂
True
R-remus?
The deodorant story makes more sense when you see the shot glass
Eimear Cullen 666 likes
Emerald Tiara hi!
Eimear Cullen Isi
Eimear Cullen yep
2 shots of vodka 😆
"I'm about to go to Australia"
Oh Dan, thats not the only thing you're about to do.
phil
Blinding himself
PISTACHIO MUFFIN
He ate the f*cking muffin and savored every gosh darn bite
I don't get it.
"I'm going to eat some bread, and maybe throw up" how about catch a plane?
deotrent
To be fair, he kind of ate bread....if a pistachio muffin counts as bread..
+21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances it doesn't ...
21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances oh my god I would love your username if you didn't have an apostrophe after disco. DISCOS DOENST NEED A FUCKING APOSTROPHE WHEN WILL THE HUMAN RACE REALISE THIS
TØP And Melanie Panicking At The Disco YOUR USERNAME
little did dan know he was about to blind himself
*almost
And the Phil saved the day with medical advice
I wanted to like, but it's at 420
@@evaukaloke77 its ok u can like now
When u take shots so u get kinda drunk and realise ur gonna miss ur flight to australia so u spray deodorant in ur eye and go blind
Relatable
Do you think, other than the fact that Dan's a fail (sometimes), the alcohol should be blamed for his misfortune after this video?!?! :D
Yes
lmao
ratchet edits-Dan 2016 😂👌
Wait... Didn't he just post 2 weeks ago? Where's the insane post gap?
ikr XD
Your name and pic.
+Gerad Way lol same I wasn't expecting a video today
ikr I was like "dan u ok y is there a new vid now"
Hey gee you pumpkin pie
When he said "click subscribe" i said "if you want to watch four videos a year"
"to see my last one from ten years ago just click over here"
lol
I thought that
same ah
I can no longer hear 'click subscribe' without hearing Dan say it the way he does in the diss track
I just realized.
Dan filmed this video before he flied to Australia. And we all know that he sprayed deodorant in his eye before that flight.
That means that he was drunk while doing it.
Why Dan.
Bridgette Weasley flew*
This is why,
Dan is very stupid
OH. MY. GOD. 😂😂😂 it makes so much sense
Bridgette Weasley thats what i was thinking
It's all so clear to me now!
did anyone else think the pillow would have been one of those anime girl pillows?
I did 😂
dakimakura, yup 100%
I own one of those and I am another female.
"im lost in empty pillowtalk again"
Body pillows
No wonder he sprayed his eye he was drunk af
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it. He probably wasn't, but if he was a little bit, then that explains his fail at life!😂😂😂😂
Clueblue109
boi he only took like 4 vodka shots... hes a 6'1 man. im a 5'6 girl and i can handle like 8. he probably only got tipsy at most
+Full House Cast ...kind of irrelevant to your point, but isn't he 6'3"?
21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances lmao idk prob, it seems like he just keeps growing
He's not as think as you drunk he is.
Madia Fasete YASSSSS
SAAAMMMEEEE
YYAAASSSS MM888888
Madia Fasete I lost a bet to a guy in chiffon skirt. But I make these high heels work
Madia Fasete great grammar mate
Since this was apparently the day he almost blinded himself and missed his flight to Australia. I can only imagine Phil in the hallway outside anxiously pacing waiting for Dan to finish (and pack) so they could leave.
i think that's why dan keeps looking away from the camera. XD
Ella Graham he did that a long time ago and it’s not in this video
captain croncj no it was this video, he literally said that LMFAOOOOO
And probably freaking out when he hears vodka
Snow Brush oh that makes SO much sense
I wonder if the reason he managed to spray deodorant in his eye was because he was half drunk from filming this
Random Person same
half?!
Hazel The Hazelnut Yeah Dan already said he gets sexual when he's fully drunk 😂😂
Random Person ehhh idk
Random Person maybe
"i'm gonna go eat some bread and maybe throw up"
no Dan you silly goose, you're gonna go spray deodorant in your eye
and then eat that muffin
SAVOUR THAT FUCKING MUFFIN
And much more ;)
I LOVED THAT VIDEO SO MUCH
Lol, have fun Dan! Luckily you won't stay blind and Phil's eye drop skills will save your eye!
"once again i'm a lost sock in the dryer of life trying to figure out where i belong"
okay but same
same. Jaiden is literally me
and 5 minutes later Dan nearly blinded himself :)
"I don't approach people because I'm scared of rejection." Ok same
your profile picture why
why not
+The Kawaii Peach urR JusT jeAloUS of PERFEection Hun mmm
Pickle Gerard is always watching yøu im scared
Hello KAWAII Peach, I am your KAWAII cousin, the KAWAII potato..
Literally me thanks to the internet I have friends
I love you amanda senpai
amanda i love you
Remember to rubber up for dan
Yo Amanda welcome to the party
you don't even go here
#rubberupfordan
Dan, be careful with your deodorant spray...
R.I.P his muffin
+Carmen Thomas 09:27 he said he's gonna eat some bread.. it's probably the freakn pistachio muffin..
+Erm Gray the flattened pistachio muffin*
Em Gray LMAO
#spraydownfordan
ᴿᵁᴮᴮᴱᴿ ᵁᴾ ᶠᴼᴿ ᴰᴬᴺ
meteoroidmithridates 😬
Pill up for Phil
hhh i wanna like this but it's at 666 likes,,, i dont wanna ruin its perfection lmaoo
do it for daniel
Little did he know that he was about to spray deodarant on his eye and almost blind himself
maybe the reason he fucked up his eye was because he was slightly drunk
Slightly?
lindsey raymundo yup, but more than slightly😂😂😂👌👌👌
'Slightly'
lindsey raymundo probably
lindsey raymundo yeah probably
I actually paused the video to read the entire drinking disclaimer
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
🎵vodka on the laptop, everything's fine 🎵 lol
Kevin blevin I love that I read that to the tune of Michael in the Bathroom
@@poorlywrittenfics omg I love that
Always makes me laugh
vodkar* on the laptop
its sounds like usual day in russia
and when this video ended... it was 5.15 and dan sprayed deoderant in his eye
Little did he know that was gonna happen
Lmaoo Ikr
ikr😂😂
His story is funnier now because he had so many shots
he should have attributed that to his lack of abitlity to aim a can in the correct direction
Dan is literally the most relatable person of our generation
Yep
TheDreRock so true
TheDreRock definitely
amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire YO NAME IS LIFE
Ikr
Every time I go to read the comments I ask myself "what memes will the phandom be spamming today"
# rubberupfordan right
correct
Literally
turn out it's #RubberUpForDan
+HyTricksy
#RubberUpForDan
He probably sprayed deodorant in his eye cuz he was drunk when doing it
James Dumaguit, I don't think that he'd be drinking before a flight. Then again, it might help with the stress of being in an airport haha
True 😂
IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM
#ThisIsOneOfTheReasonsHeAlmostMissedHisFlightToAustalia
#OhWaitFuckHeWasDrunkRightBefore
#ThatMIGHTBeOneOfTheReasonsDannyBoySprayedDeodorantInHisFuckingEye
and nearly blinded himself xD
Haha I was about to comment that! XD
Cookie Lover 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HE WENT TO AUSTALIA?!!
little did he know he was gonna go almost blind after this...
Ikr
Rabia Styles dun dun dun
+i iz cookie monster jr (josh) dun dun dun
lunaptx |-/
lunaptx the clique is literally everywhere oml
I feel like it would be appropriate to spam Dans Instagram with "Yo DJ Howell!"
+ Please make this a thing
Spam his Instagram with #rubberupfordan
We should do both
#LeakYourNudesDan Onision anyone?
+Kitty Kat 😂😂😂😂😂
Dan: We're taking shøts
Me: **pøurs water in a shøt glass and drinks**
Bro Lol me: *gets a shøt glass and fills it with apple juice*
Alsø, |-/
|-/
What about the *lemonade?*
|-/
I-/
i have a resting "i'll kill you if you come any closer" face. either that or my "i am really depressed" face, it depends
Same!!!
everytime someone sees me it's either: "Woah, did i do something wrong?" or: "Aww don't be sad, smile!"
And i'm over here just -_-*
same
SAME
Same
Little did Dan know if a few minutes he would spray deodorant in his eye.... and everything will go to hell.
Not A Normal Human Wait was this the video?
photos taken seconds before disaster
Oh god it was this video...
He was basically trying *to get drunk* before he went to the airport
PhaniballLester dan is a wreck
"hey Dad"
Dan: *Gives classic Dad look*
Dan and Phil need to make a video together where they both are drunk as fuck and that would be hilarious
praise
omg I wish but something tells me they would just out themselves tbh....
I feel like that's they're Friday night XD and if they film it it includes kissing, swearing from phil and karaoke! XD
Kaylie Brehm no phil is a little smol bean
Have you watched the badger video, and remeber when he said " let's go f*ck" XD I think he hides his swearing but he still is a little angel!
Holy shit dan slow down with these uploads, two in one month is overwhelming 😰
...unless of course you're going to continue this trend. then id be okay with it.
Yes nigga I was just bro!!.. Calm the fuck down!!?
+Married to V wut ..
I want a video every day!😂💕
I don't think I can catch up 😭😂
is this the video that Dan almost blinded him self after filming it?
Yeah
Yup
sadly yup
Yup
Kit Kat umm duh
*Disclaimer: Please drink responsibly and don't try this at home. Dan is a trained social wreck that has ungergone proffesional training and does not condone drinking. If less physically dense people have four shots of something they'll probably chunder on their grandmas carpet or go to the hopital so just pretty much everything else Do not follow Dan's example. Thanks have a lovely day of not taking comedy seriously bless you*
He CARES TOO MUCH FOR US. I LOVE DAN
rip newt
Internet support group.
More like "That time in which Dan gets drunk over other people's problems"
true m8
True m8
xD yep
so tru
+Ciel Phantomhive CIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE XD
Dan went to the airport after 4 shots of vodka? oh my
actually 6
Poppy The Llama he is an idiot... I still love him
I realised that's probably why he almost blinded himself
dan when you said 'me and phil are about to go to australia' we didn't realize you meant 'me and phil were supposed to go to the airport to go to australia 15 minutes ago'
"Any protips?"
P R O T I P
The ElegantWolf soft and neat
NO
Probably tipsy
I'm watching dan get more and more tipsy as the video goes on.
DeathStar ColorEar
Same
lol same
It's so good haha
DeathStar ColorEar same
DeathStar ColorEar trrruuuuuu thooooooo
Little did he know what will happen after this video...
edit: WTF I wrote this 10 months ago now i found it and it has 1k liked tfff thankssss
Maria Belyavskaya hahahaha
Maria Belyavskaya ikr😂😂😂👌👌👌
Maria Belyavskaya _eye_ know right 😂
Maria Belyavskaya what happened?
Kylie Lovegood // watch his video called “I nearly blinded myself” it happened after he recorded this video
That metaphor about being a lost sock in the dryer of life... God, that one really hit home, and now I'm having an existential crisis. About socks. Thanks, Dan.
Same
I really hate that I can relate
We're all lost socks in the dryer of life if you think about it... Wandering aimlessly, looking for our mate. Some of us never find it. Some of us are never seen again.
o
Yup
*YO DJ HOWELL*
we are not making this a thing
*Daniel the Spaniel*
Twenty øne falløut bøys at my chemical discø yO I LIKE YOUR USERNAME
I love your username OMG 🤣
Dan: let's not make this a thing
Us: 😏
"Hey dad"
*dan stares at the camera*
*Dan stares at camera whilst pouring himself a shot* lol
I wasn't the only one that realised he had a little smirk on his face after he read that right?
same XD I saw him read it and I continued, but when he pointed out it said dad, I was like "oh." XD
i died at that part omg
I laughed so hard
Maybe Dan blinded himself because he just did like 6 shots of vodka....
I KNOW
I was just gonna say that XD
This is why I don't shave when drunk. If I forgot to shave and after drinking with my roommates decide to go out, I just hope people are too drunk to notice my scruff. It's easier than explaining why your face is covered in blood. Good thing it was close to Halloween.
Maybe
When I saw dans resting sad face I laughed a bit more than I should have
Kiki Locket same
I see you on evERYTHING I WATCH
Freya Jones is that good or bad?
Kiki Locket I see you (at least your profile picture) on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WATCH.
Geek With A Camera that's because of pewdiepie's orlogskapten! right mate?
On this day
Dan ate that fucking muffin
I hate Relaxed music AND HE SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE
I hate Relaxed music YES HE DID
I hate Relaxed music oh my gosh YES!!!
I hate Relaxed music
Yessssssss
I hate Relaxed music yES HE DID HUNNY
I just realized this is probably why he almost blinded himself besides being in a rush...
Miss Helena Yeah
Yeah...
Dan can't be roasted
Because Dan is not on fire
Artsy Trash not anymore 😭😭
Artsy Trash When it's not on fire it doesn't mean it can't be roasted. Stuperd
(OMG I sound so mean)
Leah12murphy Xx TOO SOON
Jules Games and challenges I know 😭😭
Not anymore
Who else is from 'How I nearly blinded myself' video?
Eowyn Thorp me
Eowyn Thorp meeeeee lol lol lol😂😂😂👌👌👌
Eowyn Thorp soundoåå
Sound of m y favorite thingsmusic
Me!!!
Two videos in just over 2 weeks, I'm impressed.
Your profile picture gives me life
and lol same
+Katie Revell so does yours!!
Let's dress up as dinosaurs to celebrate! Sorry I'm awkward :P
same
1 more dan video 'till christmas.
Oh yes
AHAHAHAHAHAH
DEAD😂😂😂
Lol
CRAFTING 😂😂
dan ur hair is getting dangerously close to bowl cut territory
hes probably gonna leave it as hobbit (look at his twitter and instagram)
lmao
it actually is i saw it and i was like oh deary fiddlesticks dan
+angelcakemolly "Oh deary fiddlesticks" you are a smol beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world
+iwasbeingironic ayy I watch your videos
I have Resting Emptiness Face.
It's where my resting face is literally emotionless and makes me look like a psychopath who will stab you in the eye without showing any emotion.
Maybe this is why I only have three friends...
Princess TNT So do I. People always ask me if I'm okay.
It's annoying.
So do i
you have three friends wow i have one
I do this. My friend told me my resting face is bored serial killer.
wOw sO qUirKY oOh i aM sEriAl KilLer
..2 weeks without uploading he comes back with support
Omg
I love this comment
yas
omg lol
HAHAHAHAHA
I love his shirt so much the white barbed wire around the neck on the white shirt I fucking love
Go marry that shirt Jesus Christ
XxAnnx X Maybe I will
Can I be the bridesmaid
Please
You'll be the maid of honour
Aw that's so sweet of u
Loads of shots, doesn't get drunk. What a stallion.
maybe he's drunk all the time...dun dun duuuun 😱
+keve star you ruined my hopes and dreams 😢
+keve star nah you could tell he seemed a bit more at ease, in a sense, as the video progressed. Some people can just handle alcohol better than others.
Or he just wasn't on camera long enough for us to see the effects of it as he wouldn't get drink immediately
*drunk
I also have resting sad face
Mine is resting depressed and apathetic face
The only noodle same
Mine is a
"get too close and you die/annoyed" face
me too xD
I do too. My friends just come up to me and say “ what’s wrong?” And I’m like nothing....
dan is literally the color of his white shirt but with a hint of pink...maybe even blue.
was about to say the same
Yep
Especially the blue part
Yep pretty much
he is a vampire!
No fucking wonder he nearly blinded himself he's drunk af 😂
Alana Harder are you sure he actually drank in this one? He doesn't seem at all drunk
every comment on a phanfic on WattPad has at least one #rubberupfordan and I love it
thanks DJ Howell
Natasha M. WHAT IS YOUR WATTPAD
ITS: Tasha_Writes_Fanfics
WHAT ABOUT CHU FAM
Natasha M. LET ME ADD CHU
Majestic bean
True
Majestic bean OMG YAS WATTPAD
I HAVE RESTING SAD FACE TOO! I am constantly being asked if I am okay and it annoys me so much!
Like if yo relate
Happens all the time 😣
Georgie Wilson this happened to me 5 or more times today
It is SO annoying.
OMG, same
Ikr
**casually binging all of Dan's videos**
Panda Player bro me too
Panda Player FRANK FUHKING IERO
TWO Dan videos in ONE month?????? WHAT'S GOING ON???
I mean, this is great, but whaaaaaat?
ikr?!
Dan, blink twice if you're in danger in your next video.
+Haylie Cooler i'm laughing omg
+Haylie Cooler OMFG AM SCREAMIHG LMAO
I have resting sad face too...combine that with being a socially awkward nerd and it makes it hard to meet new people.
*gasp* me too!
saaaame
How are we not friends? We are the same
same
Haha... yeaaaaaaaah... I'm very lonely...
"Which, when you think about it... Is kinda upsetting."
**Awkward 30 second pause**
"It'stheinternetsupportgroup!!!!"
Am I the only one who is worrying about how Phil deals with the aftermath of Dans alcohol...?
no, we all know its gonna be a wonderland c;
but I kinda worry
no i am too it must be a good time
And let the fanfiction commence
What does that even mean? Dan's a giant, I doubt 3 or 4 shots is going to get him blackout drunk. He's a big boy, I think he knows how to handle alcohol just fine.
ad that when Dan said click subscribe I yelled "IF YOU WANT TO WATCH 4 VIDEOS A YEAR
I love Dan and Phil with all my heart but I hate how they only post like that😁😂❤️
Ikr? I forgive him though. He seems busy. lmao
+Kim M she was quoting his distrack lol
TO WATCH MY LAST VIDEO - FROM TEN YEARS AGO - JUST CLICK OVA HEYAH
*cries
I have resting sad face. At primary school all the teacher kept asking me if i was okay
herbaloddle same
Blue Bell ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻
same
people come up to me in the hallways and ask what happened...in just like "nothing..?"
oh dam n
Aesthetics, phandoms, memes, social justice and porn. TBH that's accurate af.
All those shots are probably the reason he sprayed deodorant in his eye tbh...
lmaoooo
SillySid4Ever true
I can't here him say "Click Subscribe" now without having flashbacks to the distrack.
CLICK SUBSCRIBE! ifyouwannawatch4videosayear.
To see my last one from 10 years click over here
I literally started singing the track when he said that xD
SAME
dan: click subscribe
my brain: if you wanna watch four videos a year ( or three)
Same bro.
I can't tell if Dan is drunk or not because he always acts he is lost in a void of alcohol
Not saying he's an alcoholic or drinks too much just that he always acts weird
+pearlisbored I feel the same way but that's why I love him
+thegayestgoth s0rrY I #tRIGGERED U
I'm just kidding. I understand what your saying, but I was just stating that Dan always acts weird in his own special way, just as a drunk person would. Also I kinda noticed it too, but I think he just might be stressed or homesick because of all the traveling
How has his tweets been whiny? I don't mean that to be argumentative, I just don't keep up very well
+thegayestgoth how the hell is he ungrateful
*RUBBER UP FOR DAN*
Dj Howell
This needs to be a thing
I can see the memes already.
WE WILL MAKE IT A THING
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY A THING
WE SHALL MAKE THIS A THING
+Katelyn Zitnik YESSS GO DO THAT! EVERYONE
rip dans dignity, liver, eyeball and the internet support group.
AND HIS PISTACHIO MUFFIN
NOT THE PISTACHIO MUFFIN!!! Too soon. Too soon. (even though it's been like a year, it's still too soon).
Since the sexy end screen dance isn't a thing anymore, can the new outro thingy be 'Click subscribe if you wanna see four videos a year'?
i vote yes
Yes plz
YES THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
yum yum
🐸☕️
is nobody going to talk about how he gave his cheeto flavor recommendation and not doritos when someone specifically asked him for this. this is how you know daniel howell is a lil tipsy
Amy 40904 There are? I didn't know 😂
your profile pic is the shit
that's a good thing
You have as many subscribers as me with no videos. *_w t f_*
Dagger . I have 58 with no vids lol, people just randomly follow you over 3 years
hey I have a resting sad face too
Same! Except my resting face looks more like i've just finished crying my eyes out...
me too!! I've had many people come up to me asking "are you okay? You look sad" when I'm totally fine
+DEDE literally same, and everyone's just like 'u ok? u been crafting all over again?'
Same. A teacher of my was like 'why are you so sad?'
+LUA.exe I know right it's like when I'm sad no one sees/cares and when I'm happy everyone's like are you ok you seem sad I'm like🙄
Resting sad face actually describes me perfectly no wonder people always ask me if im okay.
Me too, at school people often approach me and asks:
"Hey, are you okay?"
I answer yes
"okay, you just looked sad"
Same 😂
I probably have resting sad face, but noone bothers to ask me if I'm okay, although I might have rbf too, so that would explain it.
omg so true
2 videos in øne month?! I don't know if I can handle this
😂😂😂😂 |-/
|-/
Same
lol
|-/
Little did Danny know he would nearly blind himself afterwards.
2 uploads in 1 month Whats the rush Dan?
because he's gonna get eaten by a spider in Australia
yea I think hes gonna die DX... lol
IKR
+Sparkythefox 😂😂😂😂
Haha
Am I the only one in love with how Dan's voice sounds at 4:22
No you're not. Honestly this happens to me quite often where one little moment of something is amazing(phil) and I don't know why. Anyway, I did really love his voice at that moment.
Same tho
yaas
no
ryan was kneeling in the bathtub your name
Why rubber up for Dan when you can take a pill for Phil?
YoungHalfBlood XP 😂😂
YoungHalfBlood XP JESUS !!!!!! 😂😂
YoungHalfBlood XP why not DO BOTH?!?!
ok but on a real note, only condoms protect from STDs
LMAO
LMAO WHY
“Vodka on the laptop everything’s fine” new quote of my life
4:57 I nearly fell of my chair when he said my name I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS
....is your friend ok
Same!
oh shit was it ur email
Was it actually you?
when did u send the email?
A lost sock in the dryer of life
same
I'm a lost shoe in the dryer of the universe
+Brantly Devore the universe is fucked up
Lol
Please tell me I'm not the only one with a serious issue going on in their life who wants to send it in to Dan because they just need any advice now that they can get but is too scared to be disappointed when he inevitably doesn't answer
me too omg
If you don't try it he will never answer. (Easier said then done iknow)
Your not. I would have to wright an essay and I don't have anything I can contact him with either.
Just send a lot of e mails and he'll come across it eventually.
please tell me that you know that if you have a serious issue going on in your life it's best to go see a professional who can help you rather than seek guidance from an unqualified meme boy
Why rubber up før Dan?
When yøu can take a pill før Phil.
you have made me cry. thank you.
This is such an underrated comment
Rubber up for Dan I'm dying-
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