Thankyou for watching hope this helps cure your boredom while your on break. :) Merch: www.thesatisfied.com Follow My Socials! Instagram : @ markoterzo Snapchat: @ markoterzic0018 Twitter: @ MARKOTERZO_
*Marko spray painting phone cover outside* Marko: “I recommend being outside for this part because otherwise the fumes will kill you and we don’t want that...today. Me :...🤔🤔🤔😐😐😐😐
Since I am one of those girls that tie dyes a lot my suggestion is to wet whatever you’re dyeing first! Also you can use more die on your shirt and if you crumple you’re shirt you gotta get the dye in the folds otherwise it will look as white as it did the first time! Hope that helps ❤️
This video was so fun! You cracked me up and actually gave me some cool ideas of stuff to do with my kids while we're home and crazy bored! And while I'm sure a stay-at-home mom is not your target audience, let me just say that I'm so glad you kept this clean because I will totally show my kids. Good for you!!!
Just to let y’all know, even though you probably know this: since we’re all in corona isolation, boredom has become our number 1 factor. This video is to help cure our boredom
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THE JOKE TO ME, LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THIS HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😐🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD, IM ROLLING ON THE GROUND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not gonna lie I started watching this dude since he hit 50k subscribers and I never expected him to blow up this much. He has really improved so congratulations Mario!!
Me: I'm Bored Marko: I can read your MIND! do this DIY baby ducklings! Me: Okay I LOVE DIY, also I made you custom watermelon shoes I posted the vide0 here!!! Let me know if you like it!???
No one: Marko saying "have fun playing with your balls" Also no one: Has a necklace with a watermelon charm *Dont we all need and want a Marko in our lives?*
Marko: black outlines do make everything a little bit sexier
Me: *reaches for sharpie and begins to outline myself*
lmaooo underated comment
Sunny Rae lmao
Sunny Rae capthis th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
Oo bhai....😂🤣😂🤣
Sunny Rae dat good
“Have fun playing with ur balls…”
“Use protection”
*looks at title*
“5 minutes”
Me: yeah sounds about right
theAn0nymous Goat 💀💀💀
I don't get it
I wanted to like your comment but it has 69 likes so i don't wanna ruin it😂😂
@@east_tea07 cuz ur innocent
He hearted it and pinned it, I’m d e a d lmao
“I painted this rock to look like a rock” 😂
"This rock i painted to look like a rock" 😂😂😂😂
“I’m blessed to have a banana tree in my backyard”
*Proceeds to remove a banana taped to an orange tree*
I didn't realize that at first 😂😂
i was about to comment because i was so confused 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
lol i was about to say that
Hi
Marko: "Have fun playing with your balls"
Nobody:
Marko: o-oh oh ok NEXT
Everybody: ow0
Désha - Soleil Barrow no
th-cam.com/video/2fPVLWM0Feo/w-d-xo.html
😂😂✋
3 yo jokes asshole
dude i totally said ow0
Nobody:
Literally no one at all:
Marko: *reads instructions after doing the tie dye*
He just doing Marko things lol
Oh you didn’t hear? It’s a reverse video 😌😌😌 😂
Nobody:
Not even PATRICK STAR:
Marko: Tapes banana to tree and declares it a banana tree
Fr I was thinking like am I the only one who noticed that😭🤣😂
wait omg lmao I thought it was a real tree and the tape was to keep it from falling lmfaoooo
Just how it works in Marko land xD
He taped it on an orange tree😭
Maxim Tsavaris caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
"Now I've got something to spoon"
"Have fun playing with your balls"
"Use protection" 💀
“we dont talk about the sock”
😂
Or other parts of your body I won't say
“Longer different longerrrr”
xZenorx he also made the socks into a d*ck shape
*Marko spray painting phone cover outside*
Marko: “I recommend being outside for this part because otherwise the fumes will kill you and we don’t want that...today.
Me :...🤔🤔🤔😐😐😐😐
Karma anna-oop
Thumbnail: *is literally clickbait*
Everyone: I’ll pretend I didn’t see that
Nobody
Literally nobody
Marko: Grabs a banana from an orange tree
Underrated
Bro, you litterally copied my comment
th-cam.com/video/2fPVLWM0Feo/w-d-xo.html
What is happening here break it up laides
Maxim Tsavaris bro literally no one cares
No one :
Literally No one:
Marko : Grabbing a taped banana from an orange tree 4:23
Tas A bro i didn’t even notice
Tas A caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
Omg I was wondering if anyone else would notice
Always put a smile
In my face
Eeeeeeeeeeeh
this guy is a born artist his first time doing tie diy and he made a galaxy theme without even trying
4:24 anyone notice how it's just taped to the tree-😭😂
No shit its a joke
“ The fumes will kill you”
“You don’t want that TODAY”
Real question is WHEN
droopybastian I don’t want that any day
*Who wants some AirPods?* 💥
I will choose everyone who leave a Iike on my last song (Freestyle) they will get 4 AirPods
i want it tommarow
brainmare your song ass
nobody :
literally nobody:
Marko: " have fun playing with your balls"
nour kamel caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
STOP😭
Plz don’t
Lol
Dead⚰️☠️💀🥀
no one:
litterly no one:
Marko: you know, when i play with my rocks i dont want them too get hurt...
Am dying at that sentence hahahahahahahahahaha lol
Marko: I have a banana tree in my back garden
Also Marko: **picks banana off tree**
Me: hold up, do I see tape holding that banana on...
No one:
Marko: “I painted th- this rock t- to look like a rock🤩”
Wow no comments
Damn Rayhan I like those likes though xD
no one:
marko: pulls duct tape banana from an orange tree
ETA_Lucyunb Asanza Caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
H
Wait what I actually thought it was real lol
Dead 😂
Fr
The tie die one is so soothing
Since I am one of those girls that tie dyes a lot my suggestion is to wet whatever you’re dyeing first! Also you can use more die on your shirt and if you crumple you’re shirt you gotta get the dye in the folds otherwise it will look as white as it did the first time! Hope that helps ❤️
No One:
Litterally No One:
Marko: "Use Protection"
Thx everyone this is my most liked thing ever
Lmao
Ahahahahaha you wrote the joke! I couldnt watch the video, thanks for telling me the joke
how is this the top comment i see this joke everywhere i go
Words of wisdom from the god
Lookin 4 BeAnS you might love this th-cam.com/video/OyFA7jybuGI/w-d-xo.html
"Have fun playing with ur balls. We're gon- ........
oh oh ne- oh my god... next craft. next✋🏻"
1:30 😂😂😂
Sunny Rae can this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
Laying in your bed lonely
*dude just explained exactly what I’m doing*
the penut butter banana thing. Literally the best creation on earth
“I’m really blessed to have a Bannana tree” Bannana is surrounded by oranges
And you will see a red tape I think it's a tape hahaha
CEO of copying the comment above urs
What the helllllllll
1:30
“Have fun playing with your balls-“
Demonetization: mhm, I’m watchin ya
This video was so fun! You cracked me up and actually gave me some cool ideas of stuff to do with my kids while we're home and crazy bored! And while I'm sure a stay-at-home mom is not your target audience, let me just say that I'm so glad you kept this clean because I will totally show my kids. Good for you!!!
“Okay, this is still a 5 minute craft... it’s just another 5 minutes and other 5.....” 😂
th-cam.com/video/ylvLwc7QTi4/w-d-xo.html
Lol😂😂
Anyone else not want to like this comment because it’s at 420?? 😂😂😂
i was literally at that part when i read this comment
Just to let y’all know, even though you probably know this: since we’re all in corona isolation, boredom has become our number 1 factor. This video is to help cure our boredom
dat ish twoo me am bord
Bruh I still have school at Asia singapore
that's just a first world problem lol
I got web school now and barely get any spare time 😭
@@aaryan3411 how is literal boredom a first world problem 💀
ahahahaha "have fun playing with your balls!!" "wait... oh ummm next craft..."
marko is honestly hilarious luv his videos sm😂😍
Nobody:
Marko: “Mom take a strawberry it’s real”
Underrated
@@shantex01ded10 do you literally write this on every fucking comment dude?
Lorenzo Serrano CHECK THE REST THIS MAN SPAMS
lovebabygirl.link/8HHZiNdrZGAa
Don’t be shy Put some more
No one:
Marko: soooo I painted this rock to look like a rock
Tye dye Marko merch would be lit💯
So I've finally found my favorite youtuber WITH HUMOR! ❤
MARKO: “now I have something to spoon” Me: laughing inside
Yeet Potato caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Literally No One:
Not A Single Soul Ever:
Marko: "Have Fun Playing With Your Balls"
Also Marko: "Use Protection"
Lmao 😂
Wait he said that omg lmao🤣
OMG:)
😅
I swearrrrrr😂😂😂😂
Blessing his banana like a ninja
MARKO when making stress balls : have fun playing with ur balls
Me: omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MARKO: ooops 🤫
Nobody: “ I’m actually very blessed to have a banana tree outside” : *tapes a banana to a tree filled with oranges😂
Underrated
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THE JOKE TO ME, LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THIS HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😐🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD, IM ROLLING ON THE GROUND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@swamp2816 *You're
@@swamp2816 ok...............
what r u talking about it was totally a real banana tree :O
"I painting a rock to look like a rock"
~quarantine quotes
Yes, i see the floor here, is made of floor🤔
It was very deep
Kari Smith “ my eye got wet” ~ quarantine quotes
I am from the future most people are out of quarintineee
Lol
nobody:
marko: penut butter,gronola,nutella who caught him saying nut a lot 4:13
He is still alive.HELL YA!!!🤩🤩🤩
“I’m blessed to have a banana tree” tapes banana to tree💀
Blud taped and orange to a tree
“This rock I painted to look like a rock”
Ohhh... okay?
*r0cK*
Lmao 💀
I get dizzy with the shakiness and quick changes in your vids, yet I can't stop watching cuz the content is great! lol
5 minutes crafts? More like 3 hour craft! 😂😂😂u see how many spoons he stacked on that bottle?!🤣🤣🤣
Mercy Umaña plz stop
Nobody:
Marko: Black outlines make everything more sexy
what
Yes
He ain't lying
“i’m actually really blessed to have my own banana tree”
*proceeds to walk over to orange tree and rip off duct taped banana*
diora capthis th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
😂😂
I dunno what you're talking about mate- that was obviously a banana tree??
The 1% of people reading this god bless you 🖖🏼🖖🏼🙏🙏
I’m not gonna lie I started watching this dude since he hit 50k subscribers and I never expected him to blow up this much. He has really improved so congratulations Mario!!
4:14 didnt know nutella was pronounced like that 😂
Maybe we're all saying it wrong and MARKO is right
James Hutton that’s gotta be it
Underrated
Mohamed Isse “nut-ola”
Mohamed Isse nutala
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Marko: Paints a rock to look like a rock...
😂💔
To look like a rock
What
These are so hard!!!! NOT EVERYONE IS TALENTED LIKE YOU REBECCA
Have fun play with your ball 😂
Me: I'm Bored
Marko: I can read your MIND! do this DIY baby ducklings!
Me: Okay I LOVE DIY, also I made you custom watermelon shoes I posted the vide0 here!!! Let me know if you like it!???
Sub me plz I’ll u
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Marko:tapes a banana to his tree🤔
EN_DUB I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART
@@nikkimathew5177 ME TO I ACTUALLY PEE MY PANTS( I don't get )
Cuz he is extraordinary
Marko is the best
Underrated
This was the first marko video I ever watched
when he started showing off his rocks it reminded me of me in show and tell in elementary school😂
No one: Not even a single soul: Marko: Nuttula
CEO Of crisp naddala
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Marko: Use protection!
Underrated
@@shantex01ded10 ... what are you talking about. this is the epitome of an unoriginal shitty yt comment
@Lorenzo Serrano no reason to hate on them...
Kinda rude
@@emilysondergaard33 it's a shit comment face the facts
@@RealDoggoStudios yes I myself am a shit comment oh yes that makes sense great comeback btw👏👏👏
I low-key need a friend like him
only og people remember marko calling us ducklings
Everybody: in Quarantine
My job: I’m expecting you bright and early tomorrow morning
“This rock I painted to look like a rock”
van gogh shaking rn
Marko whenever I watch ur videos it makes my day and cracks me up I hope you know how much I luv ur vids keep up the great work
Marko with the rocks bro… was HILARIOUS 😂
I have watched this three times bc it’s so funny even my mom laughed🤣
Asher Haggerty 😂😂
Asher Haggerty Same lmao 😂
i
Dylan Mangold what
Hello Can u buy me v bucks?
I miss when TH-cam comments weren’t all just “no one, nobody, not one soul” and people actually commented their opinion on the content
Shaela Coles righhtttt every comment in every comment section on any video is like that 😭
FACTSSSSS
No one:
Nobody:
Not one soul:
Shaela: REMEMBER WHEN I WAS COOL (no we don't shush small child)
It's the most annoying fucking thing
Shaela Coles Fr
This is the most funniest 5min craft i ever watched! Nd literally enjoyed😂😂
Ok but that spoon lamp do be looking amazing doe
Nobody:
Not even Waldo
Marko: HaVE FuN PLaYing WITh YOur BaLLs
'wear protection'
“50,000 subs with 0 videos”
Has 6 subscribers. Nice try.
@@nicogiordano7352 Now 5 😂😂
50,000 subscribers with 0 videos how’s the 6 subs going for yuh?
Yea its like bruh
Nobody:
Marks pulls a banana out of an orange tree
You are great in what you do, keep make us happy and Just keep like this...❤
Only Marko can make a rock look like a better rock..
Literally no one:
Marko: keeps a pebble in the fridge
Underrated
Not really a pebble
Thought we all did
lovebabygirl.link/FJMQjF6I4Bwa
Meher Munavvar Yeah pebbles are pea sized rocks
Nobody:
Marko: “this rock a panted to look like a rock”
AyyItsBri xxx A PANTED?
I love the way u enjoy ur work
You already know that the stress ball was from King of Random... when Grant was still here.
Marko: “Have fun playing with your balls”
Me: uhhhhhhhhh
Marko: *awkward silence*
Marko again: Well.....
"These are gonna be things u have in your house"
Yeets 1000 plastic spoons on the table to be cut
KILSHAW I have those
"Have fun playing with your balls.. um. uh.. oh my god... " made me laugh soooo hard
If I had a chance to meet this guy 😂 I'd book my flight ASAP
Lots of love from SA !
Marko said he’s quarantined at home Marko goes to the beach to get a rock
No one:
Marko: I'm outside with my audience, which is my... dog....
Your first shirt I liked a bit more!🔥🔥🔥
nobody:
MARKO:5 min and another 5 min and a couple of other 5 mins
Marko- ‘I painted this rock to look like a rock’
*proceeds to contemplate life decisions*
Marko: is good at all crafts
Tie-Dye:I’m about to end this who mans career
Lilah Fujikawa caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
when he cut the banana in half it just gave me fruit ninja vibes 😂
No one: no one at all: literally nobody: Marko having like being good at 5,000+ things
Marko being good at 5,000+ things
*
“and this craft is actually 5 minutes” THE SHADE
No one:
Literally no one:
Marko:plucking out banana sticked to tape from his tree
4:23
Edit: it is my first time getting more than 15 likes
funny part was that it was an orange tree
Underrated
234 likes
6:54 he's like.. it almost looks like a rock
Well, because it is xD
damn marko really make it so his videos can go up to 4k
No one: Marko saying "have fun playing with your balls"
Also no one: Has a necklace with a watermelon charm
*Dont we all need and want a Marko in our lives?*
Mercy Akhabue caption this th-cam.com/video/rMeO6jqI7aI/w-d-xo.html
“Really blessed to have a banana tree” *orange tree and just tapes the banana to it* 😂🏃♀️