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9:40 "Maybe even like, 4 inches I struggle with" dude is NOT talking about sandwiches anymore. I figured it would be a joke about personal size to bolster himself but nah we're just casually dropping confessions now 💀
Dawg that's exactly what I was thinking, I'm a biologist and I was like "If that happens, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of cancer or radiation poisoning."
once, i heard from my best friend that her younger sister loves Dora the Explorer, so i bought a pink bell with her face on it. she asked me what it was, and i said "dont you see it's a Dorabell?" she threw it at my face, shouted "hahaha, good pun jackass" and i couldnt help myself and said "hey, i'm a man. i dont jack ass, i jack off." and promptly got kicked out from the house as a result and was not allowed to come back for a week lol. i got back the week after and said "i know my puns are bad, but did you really have to PUNish me like that?" and back out i went lmfao!
Personally I admire the men who committed that $23,000 cheese heist. It stands in *SHARP* contrast to most heists. I mean, that’s a lot of *CHEDDAR* they got for that cheese. I’ll bet you they’re having a *GOUDA* day.
I think there's a lot of hype for that heist. It just sounds whey too cheesy to me. Are they feeding a giant lactose Muenster? That thought makes me curdle with fear, but maybe I'm being intolerant.
Stealing that much cheese has to be a feta-ral crime. Ricotta give that guy mad props for undertaking a heist like that, especially when it's nacho cheese.
@@yoursravishankar they’re still at large? I *CAMENBERT* this madness any longer. I mean it, it’s thieves like this that’s why so many cheesemongers live below the *PAVAROTTI* line.
i actually have a confession to make and i need to get this off my chest. anytime, i see your videos i always have to watch them while pooping.. i literally made a whole playlist for it and its just YOUR videos. its become a habit and i dont know how to stop. save me.
On my way home from the world's largest bounce house, I made this pun when we were talking about drugs: "so if a duck is doing drugs wouldn't it mean it's doing quack
@Thing1G absolutely. Pi is my favorite number. I have it memorized further than anyone I've personally met before. Even went to pi pizzaria in DC when I went on vacation there.
I’d like to buy you some fish shoes with SOLES so you can walk on the CARPet. Oh, and I might get you a CODpiece to go with it! I don’t always make fish puns, but when I do, they’re CRAPPIE.
Weren’t they actually called butterflies because before glass windows in houses were commonplace, they would fly into people’s homes and raid their stored food in their kitchens?
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Drop some ideas! TRANSLATED MEMES TOMMOROW!!!! - UPDATE I HAVE BOUGHT THE SLIPPERS, I WILL INCLUDE THEM IN A VIDEO WHEN THEY ARRIVE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AS THEY ARRIVE, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT VAAZKL, i always post the funny stuff i buy there all the time
Tv memes
I really liked the funny signs ones!
how about irish memes?
The m e m e b i n
@@randomcoderguy2941yea we need more meme bin
"Are you guys having SAX?!" classic dad sex joke right there. Beautiful as always.
More like a jazz dad joke
@@ribbitfroog lol
@@ribbitfroog HHAHAHAHA
W
VaazkL: "I struggle to eat 6" cuz y'know, 6" is huge"
in my head: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
sorry to dissapoint you mate, but i dont think that's a "she"
@@zerrierslizer1 so...basically, Vaaz is a man and we all know that but, the meme I refer to originally use "she"
@@i3lack1ce17 the joke went so far above your head that if it was a physical entity, it could be used as a Single-Use Anti-Air Defense Weapon.
@@zerrierslizer1 I'm afraid there's no such a thing called and Single-Use AA Weapon
@@i3lack1ce17 research MANPADS, and you'll see just how wrong you are.
"I like your brain, can i have it?"
...
No. Its not much but i need it
😔no worries
If no brain, then no game won
@@VaazkLShorts i had a brain eating amoeba once.... por fella died of hungry
"exactly the same as he did in 1969" will smith is older than I thought.
9:40 "Maybe even like, 4 inches I struggle with" dude is NOT talking about sandwiches anymore. I figured it would be a joke about personal size to bolster himself but nah we're just casually dropping confessions now 💀
💀
I have a dirty joke, but it's on the ground.
so clean it
@@junplayzitout2283I was thinking of a 911 joke but,I guess it'll just *hit* you in the head
@@shaunakbag2627 what you just said flew over my head
@@junplayzitout2283 exactly
i have a photography joke, but it wasn't revealed yet.
1:17 You sure better HOPE the nucleus isn’t going through the cell wall.
Dawg that's exactly what I was thinking, I'm a biologist and I was like "If that happens, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of cancer or radiation poisoning."
@@AshtonCullinan comit mitosis
Me when a joke exists.
Yeah but what if said nucleus is oxygen.
@@mihaleben6051 This gave me even more of a stroke even Bill Nye couldn’t explain
0:00 dang bro is rotting like a skeleton waiting for it
8:47 i have a math joke, but im still formulating it
I have a construction joke,but I'm still working on it
I have a liturature joke, but i’m still writing it
i have an art joke but I’m still drawing it out
I have a music joke, but I'm still composing it.
I have a aviation joke, but I can't see it taking off
once, i heard from my best friend that her younger sister loves Dora the Explorer, so i bought a pink bell with her face on it.
she asked me what it was, and i said "dont you see it's a Dorabell?"
she threw it at my face, shouted "hahaha, good pun jackass" and i couldnt help myself and said "hey, i'm a man. i dont jack ass, i jack off." and promptly got kicked out from the house as a result and was not allowed to come back for a week lol. i got back the week after and said "i know my puns are bad, but did you really have to PUNish me like that?"
and back out i went lmfao!
Personally I admire the men who committed that $23,000 cheese heist.
It stands in *SHARP* contrast to most heists.
I mean, that’s a lot of *CHEDDAR* they got for that cheese.
I’ll bet you they’re having a *GOUDA* day.
I think there's a lot of hype for that heist. It just sounds whey too cheesy to me. Are they feeding a giant lactose Muenster? That thought makes me curdle with fear, but maybe I'm being intolerant.
Stealing that much cheese has to be a feta-ral crime. Ricotta give that guy mad props for undertaking a heist like that, especially when it's nacho cheese.
I like you guys. Not too many would indulge in these kind of *cheesy* jokes.
I mean it, most people are real *CURD-mudgeons* with this stuff.
I heard they did another heist where they got a 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 of cheese
@@yoursravishankar they’re still at large? I *CAMENBERT* this madness any longer. I mean it, it’s thieves like this that’s why so many cheesemongers live below the *PAVAROTTI* line.
1:08 "I like your brain. Can I have it?" -VaazkL, 2024
I love your cheesy jokes and crazy comments. This isn’t a pun I legitimately feel lighthearted after these videos.
FINISH THEY/THEM LMAO
The condescending con descending was fine. He felon some pillows
18:39 i can confirm this meme was meant to bee
I finish the video but the voices don't stop. AND THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN BUNS. 23:06
4:00 That's literally what Germany did to get out of debt after the war, and it backfired horribly.
Yes, I know its a joke lol
and 1 guy got really rich because of it
9:03 is literally how armadillos work in Minecraft
Looks like he'll have to buy the flip flobsters.
4:00 "Inflation, just print more money."
That makes inflation worse. It sometimes causes inflation
Just print more
PRINT MOREEEEE
@@VaazkLShortsPRINT MOREEE
@@Artsy_Spirit THATS THE SPIRIT
MORE INFLATION = LESS VALUE = LESS MONEY
8:48 Got an Avation joke, but it might fly over your head
I got a Mechanical joke, but it is under repair
I got a recording joke, but it doesn't sound good.
I have a paleontology joke, but it's a bit ancient.
Pirates, gangsta rappers, and Santa Clause have Binks' Brew in common. Got it.
3:28 The classic insult to one of the greatest comeback lines will never get old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video is emitting dad energy so strong, that I created a belt out of nothing.
3:30 get in Gromit, we're going criming
15:30 can we appreciate the steak tangent tho? Peak comedy
9:12 don't do drugs. You'll unknowingly grab your friend's knob.
that rock joke could of been boulder
*could've
@@Mrshoujo my smile faded
Yo OSC member in the wild wassup
@@DogeBoy-qe3tx yoooo
@@tafae-sf4uv yoooo
Vaazkl your voice it went from happy to you cry yourself to sleep to happy but deeper
1:50 bro spreaded the Word
6:34 they dont need i've already haddit
What’s a haddit?
vaazkl my favorite thing to do at the end of every day is to fall asleep to your videos please dont ever stop posting
i actually have a confession to make and i need to get this off my chest.
anytime, i see your videos i always have to watch them while pooping.. i literally made a whole playlist for it and its just YOUR videos. its become a habit and i dont know how to stop. save me.
UHHHH😃
The fbi couldn’t waterboard this out of me
It's okay, the best videos on your feed always pop out when you're on the toilet.
@@AzaloonyToons my friend gave me 20 dollars to say this. 20 dollars is 20 dollars
This is a shit comment
19:39 I'm glad someone got it, because I'm completely lost...
Same
She spilled the tea
@@diananegatara2920 Ah, I see. I'm one of those Americans, so I didn't get the reference. Thx
@@diananegatara2920 thnx
*reaches into the meme bin and grabs the eBay meme* now this this is a good meme
LEAVE THE MEME BIN ALONE
@@VaazkLShortstrue
@@VaazkLShortsmeme bin is emergency only
@@CrepeFilms yes good point
@@VaazkLShorts indeed, also, if you ever start to run out of ideas for videos and your audience (somehow) does too, I have a good one, music memes :D
YYYYYYYYYESSSSS gotta love pun memes, these are great
3:37 Only a big cheese can haul that much cheddar.
Yo, did someone say… BIG CHEESE?? “She’d call me Mista Boombastic, boomba-fantastic…”
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE NEEDED, I LOVE PUNS
9:28
I feel bad for bro😭😭
9:58 I was dying bro, I was trying to explain the joke to my mom but I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurts.
4:00
he truly mint it
😂
Sometimes these kinds of puns make you go
"Hey, that stupid pun made me stop thinking about it. Now im thinking about stupid puns."
10:59 that’s less of what bees do and more of what wasps do
16:17 bro broke character
You need help?
21:36 was my Year Older Brother's 20th Birthday. Shame it wasn't his 22nd. Lol
On my way home from the world's largest bounce house, I made this pun when we were talking about drugs: "so if a duck is doing drugs wouldn't it mean it's doing quack
If a pig does drugs, does it snort? (Sorry, that one was lamer.)
dude doesnt know how inflation works
9:34 I wasn't paying attention and didn't think you were talking about sandwiches...
love the new montage style ! keep it up !
32:31 i'm *guilty* of laughing at this
At least we know you're not in a cent
@@felixdaniel9472 that's rich coming from you
this makes me want to die in the most comedic way possible
13:04 i guess I'm not rational, cause i LOVE this idea.
...I hope you got the joke
@Thing1G absolutely. Pi is my favorite number. I have it memorized further than anyone I've personally met before. Even went to pi pizzaria in DC when I went on vacation there.
16:51
We need to hit the goal fr, the community needs flip flobsters
Him pronouncing "Van Gogh" as "Van Guf" absolutely ruined the joke and my day
The reason you should never take a cat to a tropical beach is because it could end cat-a-tropic.
34:33 sounds like a rocky relationship
The joke hit me like a falling boulder
17:34 Two pairs of scissors.
Well duh
I look forward to seeing your flip flobsters
I’d like to buy you some fish shoes with SOLES so you can walk on the CARPet. Oh, and I might get you a CODpiece to go with it! I don’t always make fish puns, but when I do, they’re CRAPPIE.
17:20 Bro tf thanks I didn’t see that coming
9:36 Vaazkl knew EXACTLY what he was sayin'
“I like your brain can I have it?”
I laughed at the ebay😭
10:13 This Sadakoffee looks too good to drink!
That dad who said "Are you guys having sax" is gonna be the most chill father in law.
A told the ketchup and the spaghetti a joke. The ketchup says he doesnt understand, but the other says he SPA-GHETT-IT.
5:31 did you know that originally, butterflies were supposed to be called ‘Flutterby’
Weren’t they actually called butterflies because before glass windows in houses were commonplace, they would fly into people’s homes and raid their stored food in their kitchens?
"ONE MORE PUN AND ILL BE DONE" PAPYRUS
I don’t understand why people hate puns, they are awesome, just making me smile.
I donated to a chairity once, it really chaired the people up
I agree with only liking jam on bread. Some people like avocado on it, I guess it's an acquired toast.
21:39 as this being my birthday i see this as an absolute win
17:12
thanks man im actually in my final exams rn
9:36 bro knew from experience
28:12 Its funny how everyone gets this joke just by this picture
7:43 As a Canadian, I can confirm this is funny
0:24, FINISH THEM! :skull:
"Nice brain. Can I have it?" - VaazkL, 2024
2:05 noo not the meme bin anything but that, i am gonna get it out it was a good jok.....
"Person-who-comments-egg has been sent to the meme bin"
31:39 bro got the Philadelphia Flyers jersey on
NGL i deadass want that Moominpappa plushie at 1:34
Real it looks so cute
puns are both the life and death of me
I need to go punder ground after hearing these bad jokes.
"I like your brain, can I have it?"
-someone turning into a zombie
“I like your heart, can I have it?”
-an Aztec.
Wish I had that confidence about finals and exams 😂
18:22 NOOOO HE ONLY LOOKED IN THE MIDDLE
One time i was eating a pack of potato chips on a dam.
They fell and i said: "Dam it."
The thumbnails are always so hilarious
15:07 that’s a nice light switch
13:44 BRO WHY THE HELL IS GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN EVERYTHING NOW ?! 💀
The women who survived a bear attack and went to get ice cream hits different now that the women have stated they chose bear.
15:28 - Mayhaw jelly from Buc-ee's!
21:26 if you say that’s a pun you’re lion
Can we appreciate that, despite disliking puns, Vaal makes a video for us anyway? I appreciate that, and we all should as well.
1:13 Dyslexic powers are kicking in lol
on course for the flip flobsters by the end of the week
I had to pause after the E bay one cause i was laughing so hard 😂🤣😂🤣
8:45 i have a math jokes, but theres a lot to count
Fun Fact: You can actually install Windows on any mac 2019 or older
13:30 YEET
2:25 Being kept alive while slowly being stretched apart by some machine