Tell you what's jacked up, I'm an adopted native american with a German last name! I hate making a resevation at a resturant, last time I did the whole tribe showed up.
I'm black and I love this kind of humor. People need to be more tolerant and stop being so damn sensitive. We're all humans, period. Black, white, brown.. it's just pigment or lack of.
I agree. Black comedians like the late Richard Pryer made fun of and mocked white people all the time. Yet if a white person makes fun of black people for having big lips, they are called racist. This needs to stop and blacks need to stop getting so defensive when they are made fun of.
Me too, funny is funny but the people who take the most offense become the best targets. Hell I can barely remember a polok joke now because if nobody cares what is the sense of telling the joke
FOM FamilyOverMoney I’m sorry but logically thinking this was the best one and i actually never thought of it that way lol my husband grew up in a black neighborhood
When I was a boy everyone told jokes on everyone whites jokes black jokes irish jokes polish jokes. Jewish jokes italian jokes Everyone Laughed. Those were the Good Old Days PEACE And LOVE Jc.
A black baby was in heaven sitting with god at his work shop.. God made the baby a pair of wings and the baby asked "does this mean I'm an angel?" God replied "nah, nigga, you a bat"
My favorite black joke slam. "He is so black, lighting bugs follow him during the day." I heard some black guy say that to another in a slam contest and I'm still laughing at it.
Whenever I see a comment like this I highly doubt they’re actually black. Black people don’t usually announce they’re black before validating something.
a black guy walks In a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the bartender say hey that's pretty cool , where'd u get it ? the parrot says Africa theres millions of em .
@@brandondavidson4085It's because of the notion that the single motherhood is so high among blacks. Most blacks grew up without a father. Thats why it was funny
@@ques4estas Except it's statistically wrong. The guy's whole routine is to just be offensive, he's not really telling jokes. It's no wonder he doesn't have a career in comedy.
Clyde Woof yeah what’s wrong with all lives matter lmao. if you say you are for all lives matter, you are literally saying that you support *all* lives. black lives, LGBTQ lives, white lives, literally everyone. that is straight up the definition of non-racist.
@@yesteryears It's because many say "All lives matter" so that they don't have to say "black lives matter" and to get other people too say it because they want to feel included, tbh it's all bullshit I'm personally all "all lives don't matter" lol
Rhett Vaughan your joke doesn't rhyme they are pharmarcies in Africa. Look for a better joke that is at least funny. For example Why does Rhett Vaughan not live in Vaughan Ontario because his not a Vaughaniac.
i feel like we should be able to laugh at these without feeling like it’s racist, sometimes people are a little too sensitive and jus because a joke is about a group/ stereotype doesn’t mean it’s an attack on that group
We've forgotten how to laugh at ourselves. The media has played a huge role in he decline of life as we once knew. I'm white and I could care less if someone makes a "white" joke because it's probably true. My sister is so damn fat when she asked for a waterbed for her birthday, we put a blanket on Folsom Lake. Peace
If we can’t laugh at ourselves and jab each other within reason we are truly screwed. Just don’t be that person who claims to be “joking” just to grind an axe about race or politics or whatever.
The thing is you white people are making jokes about slavery, the kkk, and black people dying. The prison jokes are ok, but when you make jokes about people dying and serious events that happened in real life, it is just horrible. White people need to learn their boundaries and just cool it sometimes. I am not saying all whites are like that though.
Because black comedians tread lightly when it comes to white people they don’t make the most offensive jokes , they might throw in the odd white people dont season their food and that’s the most offensive it’ll get but white comedians use the most offensive racial stereotypes against black people and considering white peoples history towards black people it doesn’t help the situation
What's the difference between a white woman topless and a black woman topless? The White woman appears on play boy The black woman? On National Geographic... 😂 😂 😂
...@...2:41...''M-U-L-A-T-T-O-"""...DUCK...no i didn''t GET That...so ...WHAT IS THAT ...1/2...Breed...DUCK...creole...DUCK...BiRACiAL...DUCK... i/m just ...NoT...Getting...thaT...Need ...Help...yaw''LL...i was put on slow Moving TRAIN ...''LORD"" was ...Handing ..OUT Brains ...i thought He said TRAINS...and ...i ...Think i can... i ...Think...i...can...was put on that slow ...moving TRAIN TRYING to ...Make it Up that ...Damn...HiLL...
Hobbes Goblin Yup. Now people think that the guy telling jokes is racist by association. That’s the nature of the internet. Brings out the filth of society
How do you keep black men out of your house? Put a now hiring sign on the door. I have a lot other ethnic jokes but this was a video on black jokes so don’t go all crazy and start that racist bs. Peace to all people.
I once saw a meme with a Native American, it said "I don't like snow, its white and on my land" I was dying 😂
Tell you what's jacked up, I'm an adopted native american with a German last name! I hate making a resevation at a resturant, last time I did the whole tribe showed up.
Jokes aside snow is actually very sacred to us and we lay in it on the second day of snow
Omg I'm wheezing
I'm dying 🤣😭😂
I love it! I’m half Navajo and love Native American jokes! The more offensive the better!! 😂😂😂
I'm black and I love this kind of humor. People need to be more tolerant and stop being so damn sensitive. We're all humans, period. Black, white, brown.. it's just pigment or lack of.
I agree. Life is hard enough, getting through it without a sense of humor (especially about oneself) is harder.
I agree. Black comedians like the late Richard Pryer made fun of and mocked white people all the time. Yet if a white person makes fun of black people for having big lips, they are called racist. This needs to stop and blacks need to stop getting so defensive when they are made fun of.
I had a team called the monkeys and I told my black friend he could be the leader of the monkeys 😂😂😂
Gay jokes too are great. People need to laugh at themselves and chill.
You’re not black
I love when everyone gets together and makes fun of each other.
Same
Me too, funny is funny but the people who take the most offense become the best targets. Hell I can barely remember a polok joke now because if nobody cares what is the sense of telling the joke
Too bad that isn’t the world we live in anymore.
@@screamingeagle3032 isn’t that the truth lmao...it’s gotten so ridiculous
💯👌👊
If you can't joke about everything. can't joke about nothing.
Amen
ay facts
True
Exactly
It's not what you can joke about, it's what jokes you can tell without reinforcing power over black people.
What do you call an Asian thats always by himself, Lone Lee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call an Asian who love jerkey?
Jerkey Chan
👏👏
I like it
Lmfao 🤣
I’m reading the comment section and laughing out loud already.
i know...this shit is funny as hell!!!
Same
Why most of the jokes aren’t even funny
I miss this generation when everybody wasn't sensitive
CheesecakeMicey Ikr 🙄
@@quitchannel4246 dude shut up
Fax
So do I man, don't sweat cheesecakeMicey
Big difference between telling jokes and taking a piss. He's just telling jokes.
I wish this kind of humor was still allowed
Bad Beanz I know right too bad they are told when it’s like 24 white people and 3 black kids in class is where these jokes get dangerous
@@resteazy2207 yall is just racist assholes
It is. Black people do it
C. Burkley shut up
Oh wait watch out you just triggerd
Overweightmadbuzzfeedviewer.exe
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
CROSS COUNTRY!
LOL.
I’m black !! And I’m not
Offended!! You can tell the difference between humor and discrimination 💯💯💯 respect my
Niggga 💯💯💯
This comment section is actually pretty decent:P you see racist comments towards white & black folks and only few people getting triggered, well done.
I finally reached a spot where it went both ways lol too funny! I like all jokes.
Whites shouldn't be allowed to joke about blacks. We haven't gotten to that point yet. So keep it on the internet or loose your teeth.
Kadeem Moore you’re only acting tough on the internet because u stole a white guys computer.
Glad to see you can read and write though 😂
Kadeem Moore pretty sure you go to jail for that. Cause you’re black
Free speech tends to have that effect
How many police officers does is take to change a light bulb?
They just beat the room for being dark.
@RP S Hahahahaha holy shit 😂
eyyyy
Drug Induced Fever dream lol ouch!!!
FOM FamilyOverMoney I’m sorry but logically thinking this was the best one and i actually never thought of it that way lol my husband grew up in a black neighborhood
Hahaaa
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? THE NBA
😂😂💀💀
LOL
what do white jokes and white nba players have in common
they both suck.
kass minto DUED 😂😂😂
kass minto haha
When I was a boy everyone told jokes on everyone whites jokes black jokes irish jokes polish jokes. Jewish jokes italian jokes Everyone Laughed. Those were the Good Old Days PEACE And LOVE Jc.
Agreed! I think racial jokes are hilarious - white jokes included
All stereotypes are funny. I don't know who says they're racist. Peace out!
Do you know why I asked friends are white and not black? You want them to work don't you!
Sorry folks. Why are aspirin white, and not black? You want them to work, don't you?
John Connors 111 yes because racism = love
What do you call a black man in a suit?
---Defendant
It's what do you say to a black guy In a suit will the defendant please rise
@@aplays89 I have heard a few different versions of the joke...either way it's funny. Thanks for adding yours...
Adam Kramer i don’t get it
Hahahahah
Guilty
I definitely came for the comments.
Exactly cuz I really don't give a damn abt what he has to say
Same
Takes balls for a while comedian to cut black jokes. Respect
I came for the jokes
That's hella gay. Why did you come to comments hella gay
I saw a black guy a Muslim and a Jew standing on a frozen lake not talking, so I went over and broke the ice...
lol
Oh no
catpainblackudder01 ohhhhahaha! thank you for that one!!!
The KKK isn't racist
There are always black people hanging around
@Unkwon Malaysian Guy actully in gta cj can swim but tommy not 😎
People can get mad, but racist jokes are funny AF.
You are not wrong.
These kid will look up stuff like this just to get mad
Yea until a bunch of bitches start getting offended
@HumzDaCrazyD Kevin Bloody Wilson and Rodney Rude done it years ago
Racist jokes are all funny until it’s about ur race
A black baby was in heaven sitting with god at his work shop.. God made the baby a pair of wings and the baby asked "does this mean I'm an angel?"
God replied "nah, nigga, you a bat"
The comedian was aight but yall in the comment section are hilarious
Pretty sure everyone here came for the comments lmao
My favorite black joke slam. "He is so black, lighting bugs follow him during the day." I heard some black guy say that to another in a slam contest and I'm still laughing at it.
As a black man i love this guys jokes...too funny
Whenever I see a comment like this I highly doubt they’re actually black. Black people don’t usually announce they’re black before validating something.
What's the one word that begins with an N and ends in an R that you don't want to call a black person?...
Neighbor.
Ahshhs lol
Henry Hill you funny SOB...LOL!!!!
Still racist
@Robinson Crusoe I'm playing around dude👎🏾
@@HasantheGreat fr
How do you know if a black man has gotten into your house at night
Your TV will be floating
yo breezy I suppose so but it's just a joke so it doesn't matter
Lol
Lol
Booooo👎🏼
Damn that was a gamer pro move
I saved this vid to my favorites just to come back to the comments every once in a while. Now this is America
What's the most confusing day in Harlem ??? Father's day
a black guy walks In a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the bartender say hey that's pretty cool , where'd u get it ? the parrot says Africa theres millions of em .
Classic Bernard manning line 👏
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Underrated 🤣🤣💀💀
I love how out there he is with the black jokes and how just because hes white doesn't mean he's racist, I'm black and I fucking love this dude
Yea same
These kind of people funny enough probably the least likely to be actual racists
But these jokes weren't funny to me though. Maybe if I saw it 9 years ago but I didn't laugh once
Best comment section i have seen in years. Everyone getting on everyone with hilarious jokes. You don’t see this or hear it anymore, unfortunately.
I'm black and even I found these jokes hilarious
Ok?
@@jarvis2282 I love you "Stares at your with menacing sadistic smile"
Well hell you should they're written for you. Good shit.
Absolute Treasure! It’s rare to find genuinely funny people anymore.
I'm comedy, and I approve these blacks.
Once you go Black you're a single mother! 😂😂😂😂😂
Alonzo Shorter Shorter doesn’t make sense and not funny
Lmao
ckxkenshin 101 how
@ckxkenshin 101 no black dad
Once u go black u cant go home
What do Mexican and Black jokes have in common?
Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal! 🧔🏽🧔🏿
That’s funny
02122 not really
02122 could be funnier eh
@Lou Fay
You misspelled black.
What do you call a somoan mixed with Mexican? Some mo Mexicans.
What's the difference between a black man and an elevator
An elevator can raise a family
MM03 that s fucked up man hahahahaha
One fucked up joke you made there
This is deep
LOL
Coco Loco like ur skin color haha
Why is Mexico so bad in the Olympics?
ANYONE THAT CAN RUN, JUMP, OR SWIM IS ALREADY OVER THE BORDER!
As a black guy, I came here to hear some black jokes from someone who isn’t black. And I’m gonna hear them black jokes.
"Once you go black you're a single mother" That one got me hard hahahahaha
Why, why is it funny?
@@brandondavidson4085 its very funny.
@@upstatecraze2272 no, explain it. Explain why the joke is funny.
@@brandondavidson4085It's because of the notion that the single motherhood is so high among blacks. Most blacks grew up without a father. Thats why it was funny
@@ques4estas Except it's statistically wrong. The guy's whole routine is to just be offensive, he's not really telling jokes. It's no wonder he doesn't have a career in comedy.
I'm black and I approve this video 👍
@BoxingEgo’s Fake Hairline I'm black and I don't approve this at all BUT IM NOT JUDGING YOU DONT COME AFTER ME PLZ
What’s the scariest thing about a white man in jail ???????
You know he did it 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
Damn!!! LMAO!!!!
FOM FamilyOverMoney 🤣🤣🤣🤣
omg this is hilarious
What did the black man say as he was laughing at your joke?
"I can't breathe"
@Clyde Woof no I'm not. I'm just a guy with a dark sense of humor thats all. Even if I were why would it matter?
@@dankirslis5279 I'm black and I thought it was funny, but that's because I'm not a snowflake and I have a sense of humor
Clyde Woof yeah what’s wrong with all lives matter lmao. if you say you are for all lives matter, you are literally saying that you support *all* lives. black lives, LGBTQ lives, white lives, literally everyone. that is straight up the definition of non-racist.
@@yesteryears It's because many say "All lives matter" so that they don't have to say "black lives matter" and to get other people too say it because they want to feel included, tbh it's all bullshit I'm personally all "all lives don't matter" lol
@@nomad8166 so you're saying some lives don't matter as much as others when you say you dont think all lives matter so you're being a huge hypocrite
When the comment section is way better than the video
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach.
LOLL
I bet you can't make me sad and delighted at the same time 😂😂
You :
Okay, this one really hurt! 😡
Rhett Vaughan your joke doesn't rhyme they are pharmarcies in Africa. Look for a better joke that is at least funny. For example Why does Rhett Vaughan not live in Vaughan Ontario because his not a Vaughaniac.
Joshua Chinda thats the joke dumbfuk cause africa has no food there poor
What do you call a white guy having a seizure on the dance floor?
_An improvement_
@@sexysexy36 ya know it's a joke right?
@@TJ-fe7rr It's always a joke some how.
Sexy Sexy You know I’m white right? Like, “I look like a Nazi if I cut my hair and comb it back” white.
As a white person, I can confirm
@@osiawideman4851 What do my hobbies have to concern u with mr osia
this guy should be in black panther 2 .
He would be the villan😂😂😭😭
How do you get 50,000 followers
Run through Africa with a bottle of water
MM03 that was fucked up and funny
That’s ain’t funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂bro that’s fucked up and funny at the same time
Lol
Yo🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I worked 2 years for my masters. My friend Jamals great grandma worked 60 years for her masters. *
He melted my face off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does the Jewish man see when he goes to shower?
His grandpa
Oof😂 mad nazi shit
Q: Where do you hide a black mans key's where he wont ever find them?
A: In his workboots.
?
What do black people and bikes have in common? Both only work with chains on.
What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Hose A and Hose B
Raul Velazquez my my aren't we sensitive.
Nah
Lamar Davis jalapeno yo bussness & Namco bussness taco buno borito Chile calinte
That's funny as hell... Hahaja
Lol
i feel like we should be able to laugh at these without feeling like it’s racist, sometimes people are a little too sensitive and jus because a joke is about a group/ stereotype doesn’t mean it’s an attack on that group
Man, 2AM in the comments section and I'm hungrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill
I once had a business where I sold land mines inside Muslim prayer mats.
The prophets went through the roof!
Not bad...not bad at all..
I am dead
Wtf 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
For the canadians: How do you get a one armed newfoundlander out of a tree?
Wave to him.
What was he doing up there in the first place? Raking leaves.
What did the Chinese couple name their black child? Sum Ting Wong
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
isnt that a British Drag Queen
lol
lol
Celeng,,, wkwkwk
We've forgotten how to laugh at ourselves. The media has played a huge role in he decline of life as we once knew. I'm white and I could care less if someone makes a "white" joke because it's probably true. My sister is so damn fat when she asked for a waterbed for her birthday, we put a blanket on Folsom Lake. Peace
Exactly
@Alex Wells Nope
@Alex Wells No, why?
NorCal.
My black people are strong, cuz the TV has gotten bigger
Crisparex you serious??
@Crisparex TV=Television
@Crisparex You don't know what a TV is?
Unless you being malicious laughing at each other is how to get along all races
Agree 100%, just please, please, please use a comma next time ^^
Too bad liberals get angry at each other.
@@StardustSpiritDragon Politics 😴
What do you say when you see your TV floating off at night?
Jamal drop it!
What does every pregnant Black woman in America that gets an abortion receive?
$300 from crime stoppers.
How do you get a black dude you don't like anymore out of the house? Tell him he's about to be a father...
Wasn’t really funny. Try to be more funny next time kiddo
Omg hilarious lol
Sad Boi lmao calm down kid
Why only blacks people offended
@@dislikebutton4961 Imagine tryna be condescending with an anime PFP LMAO
Whats the difference between a black man and a mountain bike. The bike dont sing old man river when u chain it up
The single mother joke is true to this day though 😂😂
Its been true since the 1970s
"I'm a big game hunter"
I'm stealing that one
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling.
My buddy once complained about being half-irish, half-native. He said all he ever wants to do is drink, but for free!
Stereotypes are fucking hilarious
There is a Vietnamese restraunt owned by a Brother in Hawaii called "Pho real."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
There's a Viet restaurant here called Pho King - and it's phoking good.
I ate there it's in Wahiawa I totally agree
If we can’t laugh at ourselves and jab each other within reason we are truly screwed. Just don’t be that person who claims to be “joking” just to grind an axe about race or politics or whatever.
There were two black guys in a car who was driving
The cops😂😂😂
Luke Byrnes dUdE ThAt’S sO RaCiSt
@@rangahlishouso_0176 its a joke relax
MAORI CHIEF GAMING then why come here??
I have a jokes
Who was the first Balck guy to admit he's a father
Darth Vader
@462!!? 786%!! yeah white people,black people and asian get arrested all the time
This comment section is so dark it stole my wallet
I didn't want it to end. It was so funny.
if these jokes were made now itd end up on the news.. :(
What u called 10 to midnight?black person u can't see them
ice cream truck had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣
What's the similarity between mr. Clean and a 357 Magnum? They both put a shine on the floor...
That first joke did it for me. That was pretty funny 😂
The old world where you could make these kind of jokes. Good times.
My man said ‘oh jimidy’ 🤣😭😭
When a black guy says racist jokes it OK but when a white guy says them then it's 'racist'
The thing is you white people are making jokes about slavery, the kkk, and black people dying. The prison jokes are ok, but when you make jokes about people dying and serious events that happened in real life, it is just horrible. White people need to learn their boundaries and just cool it sometimes. I am not saying all whites are like that though.
Because black comedians tread lightly when it comes to white people they don’t make the most offensive jokes , they might throw in the odd white people dont season their food and that’s the most offensive it’ll get but white comedians use the most offensive racial stereotypes against black people and considering white peoples history towards black people it doesn’t help the situation
What did the black kid get for his birthday
Your bike
Know where did bike came from?
Your mom.
@@4th19th2 OHHHHHHH Xd
Lmao whenever I get a bike and ride it outside in my ghetto neighborhood i get jumped and it gets stolen
All jokes aside, this guys a genius
Sincerely, A Black Guy
What's worse than a black person running out of your house with you VCR
His brother up ahead with your TV
My god you need to update this joke, at least say DVD player
🤣🤣
What's the difference between a white woman topless and a black woman topless?
The White woman appears on play boy
The black woman?
On National Geographic... 😂 😂 😂
Ok this was epic
That is cold blooded but funny as shit!
I bet if the camera turns to the crowd see them in all white sheets
KKK reference ? 😂😂
The GG Allen hat says all we need to know 🤣
That Aflac joke had me in tears 😂
@@PedalToTheMetal61888 2:39
...@...2:41...''M-U-L-A-T-T-O-"""...DUCK...no i didn''t GET That...so ...WHAT IS THAT ...1/2...Breed...DUCK...creole...DUCK...BiRACiAL...DUCK... i/m just ...NoT...Getting...thaT...Need ...Help...yaw''LL...i was put on slow Moving TRAIN ...''LORD"" was ...Handing ..OUT Brains ...i thought He said TRAINS...and ...i ...Think i can... i ...Think...i...can...was put on that slow ...moving TRAIN TRYING to ...Make it Up that ...Damn...HiLL...
his black jokes are really funny,... and I’m so black 😂
Hah I edited it so no one will know what I said originally.
Hobbes Goblin Yup. Now people think that the guy telling jokes is racist by association. That’s the nature of the internet. Brings out the filth of society
Nobody:
Black people: Ooga booga nigga
Lame bitch
@@richgold3806 Now that was racists. Did you have to say that?
I only see people saying black jokes. Are they offending you?
wats the name of the first comedian????? so funny
How do you keep black men out of your house? Put a now hiring sign on the door. I have a lot other ethnic jokes but this was a video on black jokes so don’t go all crazy and start that racist bs. Peace to all people.
the solution to unemployment in america is expand the NBA to 500 teams...
Marie Miller fuck you, good joke. Subtle
This was too good😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I invited my chinese friend to my house for dinner , now my cat is missing.
And Roseanne gets fired
Great comedy so tired of all the PC crap out there bring back some Dark comedy...way to go bring it and screw all you sensitive whimps!!!
Chaz T yeah! Let's go back to calling mentally challenged people retarded, like we used to.
Inept Lmao man the fuck up
big blue 32, youd need a brain for your head to hurt.
Vulgar Display of Truth come come now, we all know your ppl are illergic to anything remotely honest
you're
I’m dead just by reading the comment section
had i known this would have happened i would have done even more offensive stuff...
I was sweating like a nigga tryna read squinting at the subtitles
I held a door open a japenease man and he said “sank you” then I punched him in the face for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that
This is a perfect description of 2021 society… in America
My friends dad left him for the new Popeyes chicken sandwich