Black Jokes - Skippy Simon (Stand Up Comedy)

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  • @Kurralok
    @Kurralok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I once saw a meme with a Native American, it said "I don't like snow, its white and on my land" I was dying 😂

    • @mikeschroeder8594
      @mikeschroeder8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Tell you what's jacked up, I'm an adopted native american with a German last name! I hate making a resevation at a resturant, last time I did the whole tribe showed up.

    • @matowakan3741
      @matowakan3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jokes aside snow is actually very sacred to us and we lay in it on the second day of snow

    • @springsnapped5435
      @springsnapped5435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I'm wheezing

    • @unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315
      @unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm dying 🤣😭😂

    • @richyg3993
      @richyg3993 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it! I’m half Navajo and love Native American jokes! The more offensive the better!! 😂😂😂

  • @Vizenzo187
    @Vizenzo187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I'm black and I love this kind of humor. People need to be more tolerant and stop being so damn sensitive. We're all humans, period. Black, white, brown.. it's just pigment or lack of.

    • @Pantheragem
      @Pantheragem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree. Life is hard enough, getting through it without a sense of humor (especially about oneself) is harder.

    • @sbl17jackson37
      @sbl17jackson37 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. Black comedians like the late Richard Pryer made fun of and mocked white people all the time. Yet if a white person makes fun of black people for having big lips, they are called racist. This needs to stop and blacks need to stop getting so defensive when they are made fun of.

    • @DG3Baller_
      @DG3Baller_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a team called the monkeys and I told my black friend he could be the leader of the monkeys 😂😂😂

    • @vegassims7
      @vegassims7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gay jokes too are great. People need to laugh at themselves and chill.

    • @Lamboseveryk
      @Lamboseveryk ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re not black

  • @gums7941
    @gums7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I love when everyone gets together and makes fun of each other.

    • @War-wh3em
      @War-wh3em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @rongullikson9532
      @rongullikson9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too, funny is funny but the people who take the most offense become the best targets. Hell I can barely remember a polok joke now because if nobody cares what is the sense of telling the joke

    • @screamingeagle3032
      @screamingeagle3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too bad that isn’t the world we live in anymore.

    • @FellowOfHammer
      @FellowOfHammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@screamingeagle3032 isn’t that the truth lmao...it’s gotten so ridiculous

    • @brandonkhan3790
      @brandonkhan3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯👌👊

  • @jamiethehedgehog403
    @jamiethehedgehog403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    If you can't joke about everything. can't joke about nothing.

    • @shauniepoo5789
      @shauniepoo5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @yesteryears
      @yesteryears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ay facts

    • @ronaldbrown5842
      @ronaldbrown5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not what you can joke about, it's what jokes you can tell without reinforcing power over black people.

  • @Speediesam
    @Speediesam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    What do you call an Asian thats always by himself, Lone Lee

    • @gueddouhislam1491
      @gueddouhislam1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jacespace23
      @Jacespace23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you call an Asian who love jerkey?
      Jerkey Chan

    • @rickie-89
      @rickie-89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👏

    • @glitching71
      @glitching71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like it

    • @guxxi9746
      @guxxi9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao 🤣

  • @rickjohnson9191
    @rickjohnson9191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I’m reading the comment section and laughing out loud already.

    • @skippysimon
      @skippysimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know...this shit is funny as hell!!!

    • @notfirekingj1245
      @notfirekingj1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @michaelhow8403
      @michaelhow8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why most of the jokes aren’t even funny

  • @jaylenroman2454
    @jaylenroman2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I miss this generation when everybody wasn't sensitive

    • @zariagreen3638
      @zariagreen3638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CheesecakeMicey Ikr 🙄

    • @thericksterr1791
      @thericksterr1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quitchannel4246 dude shut up

    • @von0apoc358
      @von0apoc358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fax

    • @Gundam4
      @Gundam4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do I man, don't sweat cheesecakeMicey

    • @seannkeshimana2176
      @seannkeshimana2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Big difference between telling jokes and taking a piss. He's just telling jokes.

  • @badbeanztriplezoneproducti3794
    @badbeanztriplezoneproducti3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    I wish this kind of humor was still allowed

    • @resteazy2207
      @resteazy2207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bad Beanz I know right too bad they are told when it’s like 24 white people and 3 black kids in class is where these jokes get dangerous

    • @c.m.b.7567
      @c.m.b.7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@resteazy2207 yall is just racist assholes

    • @charliefox9424
      @charliefox9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It is. Black people do it

    • @flamehood6588
      @flamehood6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      C. Burkley shut up

    • @heianalien132
      @heianalien132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh wait watch out you just triggerd
      Overweightmadbuzzfeedviewer.exe

  • @lionsfantrapsntrolls1631
    @lionsfantrapsntrolls1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
    CROSS COUNTRY!

  • @LilEliBaby
    @LilEliBaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m black !! And I’m not
    Offended!! You can tell the difference between humor and discrimination 💯💯💯 respect my
    Niggga 💯💯💯

  • @oka3076
    @oka3076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    This comment section is actually pretty decent:P you see racist comments towards white & black folks and only few people getting triggered, well done.

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I finally reached a spot where it went both ways lol too funny! I like all jokes.

    • @kadeemmoore4803
      @kadeemmoore4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whites shouldn't be allowed to joke about blacks. We haven't gotten to that point yet. So keep it on the internet or loose your teeth.

    • @bergerisgood218
      @bergerisgood218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kadeem Moore you’re only acting tough on the internet because u stole a white guys computer.
      Glad to see you can read and write though 😂

    • @bergerisgood218
      @bergerisgood218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kadeem Moore pretty sure you go to jail for that. Cause you’re black

    • @nellfranks656
      @nellfranks656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Free speech tends to have that effect

  • @druginducedfeverdream1613
    @druginducedfeverdream1613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    How many police officers does is take to change a light bulb?
    They just beat the room for being dark.

    • @druginducedfeverdream1613
      @druginducedfeverdream1613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RP S Hahahahaha holy shit 😂

    • @bruteboi73
      @bruteboi73 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eyyyy

    • @zacharypelphrey6166
      @zacharypelphrey6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drug Induced Fever dream lol ouch!!!

    • @Hannah-nc7cb
      @Hannah-nc7cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOM FamilyOverMoney I’m sorry but logically thinking this was the best one and i actually never thought of it that way lol my husband grew up in a black neighborhood

    • @username-mf4mu
      @username-mf4mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaaa

  • @kassminto9732
    @kassminto9732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2466

    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? THE NBA

    • @dzeliongurung3218
      @dzeliongurung3218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      😂😂💀💀

    • @BRRTa10
      @BRRTa10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LOL

    • @thetimuridhorde9539
      @thetimuridhorde9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      what do white jokes and white nba players have in common
      they both suck.

    • @heilpepe4102
      @heilpepe4102 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kass minto DUED 😂😂😂

    • @jacobburk5563
      @jacobburk5563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kass minto haha

  • @johnconnors1112
    @johnconnors1112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    When I was a boy everyone told jokes on everyone whites jokes black jokes irish jokes polish jokes. Jewish jokes italian jokes Everyone Laughed. Those were the Good Old Days PEACE And LOVE Jc.

    • @indiawillis7650
      @indiawillis7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Agreed! I think racial jokes are hilarious - white jokes included

    • @Bonniemish
      @Bonniemish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      All stereotypes are funny. I don't know who says they're racist. Peace out!

    • @rottonrod3599
      @rottonrod3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you know why I asked friends are white and not black? You want them to work don't you!

    • @rottonrod3599
      @rottonrod3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry folks. Why are aspirin white, and not black? You want them to work, don't you?

    • @Juzzzer
      @Juzzzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Connors 111 yes because racism = love

  • @yeshuamcj546
    @yeshuamcj546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    What do you call a black man in a suit?
    ---Defendant

    • @aplays89
      @aplays89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's what do you say to a black guy In a suit will the defendant please rise

    • @yeshuamcj546
      @yeshuamcj546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aplays89 I have heard a few different versions of the joke...either way it's funny. Thanks for adding yours...

    • @silent_dolphin3970
      @silent_dolphin3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Kramer i don’t get it

    • @great2136
      @great2136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahah

    • @bennevis6843
      @bennevis6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guilty

  • @donnybones3376
    @donnybones3376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I definitely came for the comments.

    • @kayz6124
      @kayz6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly cuz I really don't give a damn abt what he has to say

    • @aalyahvalentine1602
      @aalyahvalentine1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @JGendron1983
      @JGendron1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Takes balls for a while comedian to cut black jokes. Respect

    • @onewhiteboi4993
      @onewhiteboi4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came for the jokes

    • @Wolfy673
      @Wolfy673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's hella gay. Why did you come to comments hella gay

  • @catpainblackudder01
    @catpainblackudder01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I saw a black guy a Muslim and a Jew standing on a frozen lake not talking, so I went over and broke the ice...

    • @MotorcrossRacer1
      @MotorcrossRacer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @ramens
      @ramens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no

    • @Mikdeelow
      @Mikdeelow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      catpainblackudder01 ohhhhahaha! thank you for that one!!!

    • @Austin-wg8is
      @Austin-wg8is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The KKK isn't racist
      There are always black people hanging around

    • @زكرياالشوقي
      @زكرياالشوقي 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Unkwon Malaysian Guy actully in gta cj can swim but tommy not 😎

  • @wewuzwolves4428
    @wewuzwolves4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    People can get mad, but racist jokes are funny AF.

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are not wrong.

    • @Urlocalcommentt
      @Urlocalcommentt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      These kid will look up stuff like this just to get mad

    • @maxmorris4562
      @maxmorris4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea until a bunch of bitches start getting offended

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HumzDaCrazyD Kevin Bloody Wilson and Rodney Rude done it years ago

    • @Jaygarth
      @Jaygarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Racist jokes are all funny until it’s about ur race

  • @DSpencer189
    @DSpencer189 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    A black baby was in heaven sitting with god at his work shop.. God made the baby a pair of wings and the baby asked "does this mean I'm an angel?"
    God replied "nah, nigga, you a bat"

  • @SupremeKareem9
    @SupremeKareem9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The comedian was aight but yall in the comment section are hilarious

    • @nomad8166
      @nomad8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure everyone here came for the comments lmao

  • @the10thleper
    @the10thleper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite black joke slam. "He is so black, lighting bugs follow him during the day." I heard some black guy say that to another in a slam contest and I'm still laughing at it.

  • @clemsonownsthebuckeyes4491
    @clemsonownsthebuckeyes4491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    As a black man i love this guys jokes...too funny

    • @edwardredd1475
      @edwardredd1475 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whenever I see a comment like this I highly doubt they’re actually black. Black people don’t usually announce they’re black before validating something.

  • @henryhill8671
    @henryhill8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    What's the one word that begins with an N and ends in an R that you don't want to call a black person?...
    Neighbor.

    • @burakayan3360
      @burakayan3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahshhs lol

    • @yeshuamcj546
      @yeshuamcj546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henry Hill you funny SOB...LOL!!!!

    • @HasantheGreat
      @HasantheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still racist

    • @HasantheGreat
      @HasantheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Robinson Crusoe I'm playing around dude👎🏾

    • @ruthgeta7029
      @ruthgeta7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HasantheGreat fr

  • @mm0367
    @mm0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    How do you know if a black man has gotten into your house at night
    Your TV will be floating

    • @mm0367
      @mm0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yo breezy I suppose so but it's just a joke so it doesn't matter

    • @Jas6892
      @Jas6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @victordwyer1018
      @victordwyer1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Brotha00
      @Brotha00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Booooo👎🏼

    • @cocoloco6060
      @cocoloco6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn that was a gamer pro move

  • @SlimUchihaGaming
    @SlimUchihaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I saved this vid to my favorites just to come back to the comments every once in a while. Now this is America

  • @Miniaturehorseexpress
    @Miniaturehorseexpress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    What's the most confusing day in Harlem ??? Father's day

  • @bubbalove5663
    @bubbalove5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    a black guy walks In a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the bartender say hey that's pretty cool , where'd u get it ? the parrot says Africa theres millions of em .

    • @Magman-qw3gy
      @Magman-qw3gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic Bernard manning line 👏

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    • @lakeabaya
      @lakeabaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @LJXrot
    @LJXrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how out there he is with the black jokes and how just because hes white doesn't mean he's racist, I'm black and I fucking love this dude

    • @ShoaibKhan-bz5qm
      @ShoaibKhan-bz5qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea same

    • @ShoaibKhan-bz5qm
      @ShoaibKhan-bz5qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These kind of people funny enough probably the least likely to be actual racists

    • @_VISION.
      @_VISION. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But these jokes weren't funny to me though. Maybe if I saw it 9 years ago but I didn't laugh once

  • @andretg3175
    @andretg3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best comment section i have seen in years. Everyone getting on everyone with hilarious jokes. You don’t see this or hear it anymore, unfortunately.

  • @natasiamoore5533
    @natasiamoore5533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm black and even I found these jokes hilarious

    • @jarvis2282
      @jarvis2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok?

    • @wetnapkin2439
      @wetnapkin2439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jarvis2282 I love you "Stares at your with menacing sadistic smile"

    • @anthonyweinersnose2583
      @anthonyweinersnose2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well hell you should they're written for you. Good shit.

  • @jamaalburrows9548
    @jamaalburrows9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Absolute Treasure! It’s rare to find genuinely funny people anymore.

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm comedy, and I approve these blacks.

  • @erasedfromgenepool.4845
    @erasedfromgenepool.4845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Once you go Black you're a single mother! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Golfzilla1961
    @Golfzilla1961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    What do Mexican and Black jokes have in common?
    Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal! 🧔🏽🧔🏿

    • @02122_
      @02122_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s funny

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      02122 not really

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      02122 could be funnier eh

    • @-amr-828
      @-amr-828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lou Fay
      You misspelled black.

    • @IgotSomuchTroubleonmyMind
      @IgotSomuchTroubleonmyMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you call a somoan mixed with Mexican? Some mo Mexicans.

  • @mm0367
    @mm0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    What's the difference between a black man and an elevator
    An elevator can raise a family

    • @u7angbe
      @u7angbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MM03 that s fucked up man hahahahaha

    • @cocoloco6060
      @cocoloco6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      One fucked up joke you made there

    • @discovernow2960
      @discovernow2960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is deep

    • @jongyuemei
      @jongyuemei 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @cornwall8029
      @cornwall8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coco Loco like ur skin color haha

  • @lionsfantrapsntrolls1631
    @lionsfantrapsntrolls1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why is Mexico so bad in the Olympics?
    ANYONE THAT CAN RUN, JUMP, OR SWIM IS ALREADY OVER THE BORDER!

  • @rest1585
    @rest1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a black guy, I came here to hear some black jokes from someone who isn’t black. And I’m gonna hear them black jokes.

  • @unogazzy84
    @unogazzy84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Once you go black you're a single mother" That one got me hard hahahahaha

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why, why is it funny?

    • @upstatecraze2272
      @upstatecraze2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brandondavidson4085 its very funny.

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@upstatecraze2272 no, explain it. Explain why the joke is funny.

    • @ques4estas
      @ques4estas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandondavidson4085It's because of the notion that the single motherhood is so high among blacks. Most blacks grew up without a father. Thats why it was funny

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ques4estas Except it's statistically wrong. The guy's whole routine is to just be offensive, he's not really telling jokes. It's no wonder he doesn't have a career in comedy.

  • @Fireboltagain
    @Fireboltagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm black and I approve this video 👍

    • @whoisyou8508
      @whoisyou8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @BoxingEgo’s Fake Hairline I'm black and I don't approve this at all BUT IM NOT JUDGING YOU DONT COME AFTER ME PLZ

  • @Aylaa382
    @Aylaa382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    What’s the scariest thing about a white man in jail ???????
    You know he did it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dankirslis5279
    @dankirslis5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    What did the black man say as he was laughing at your joke?
    "I can't breathe"

    • @dankirslis5279
      @dankirslis5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Clyde Woof no I'm not. I'm just a guy with a dark sense of humor thats all. Even if I were why would it matter?

    • @shauniepoo5789
      @shauniepoo5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dankirslis5279 I'm black and I thought it was funny, but that's because I'm not a snowflake and I have a sense of humor

    • @yesteryears
      @yesteryears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clyde Woof yeah what’s wrong with all lives matter lmao. if you say you are for all lives matter, you are literally saying that you support *all* lives. black lives, LGBTQ lives, white lives, literally everyone. that is straight up the definition of non-racist.

    • @nomad8166
      @nomad8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yesteryears It's because many say "All lives matter" so that they don't have to say "black lives matter" and to get other people too say it because they want to feel included, tbh it's all bullshit I'm personally all "all lives don't matter" lol

    • @ilillililil5042
      @ilillililil5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nomad8166 so you're saying some lives don't matter as much as others when you say you dont think all lives matter so you're being a huge hypocrite

  • @arrezz2078
    @arrezz2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When the comment section is way better than the video

  • @rhettvaughan1937
    @rhettvaughan1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
    Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach.

    • @crazygazz
      @crazygazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOLL

    • @gueddouhislam1491
      @gueddouhislam1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet you can't make me sad and delighted at the same time 😂😂
      You :

    • @mekaworldus
      @mekaworldus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, this one really hurt! 😡

    • @joshuaj.chinda9873
      @joshuaj.chinda9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rhett Vaughan your joke doesn't rhyme they are pharmarcies in Africa. Look for a better joke that is at least funny. For example Why does Rhett Vaughan not live in Vaughan Ontario because his not a Vaughaniac.

    • @crazygazz
      @crazygazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshua Chinda thats the joke dumbfuk cause africa has no food there poor

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    What do you call a white guy having a seizure on the dance floor?
    _An improvement_

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sexysexy36 ya know it's a joke right?

    • @sexysexy36
      @sexysexy36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TJ-fe7rr It's always a joke some how.

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sexy Sexy You know I’m white right? Like, “I look like a Nazi if I cut my hair and comb it back” white.

    • @Sixty_Five_Pronghorn
      @Sixty_Five_Pronghorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a white person, I can confirm

    • @zangymongoose7231
      @zangymongoose7231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@osiawideman4851 What do my hobbies have to concern u with mr osia

  • @steelballs5922
    @steelballs5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    this guy should be in black panther 2 .

  • @mm0367
    @mm0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    How do you get 50,000 followers
    Run through Africa with a bottle of water

    • @adamfair1976
      @adamfair1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      MM03 that was fucked up and funny

    • @nathankweli4172
      @nathankweli4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s ain’t funny

    • @azar7794
      @azar7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂bro that’s fucked up and funny at the same time

    • @Jas6892
      @Jas6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @victordwyer1018
      @victordwyer1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mcali1984
    @Mcali1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *I worked 2 years for my masters. My friend Jamals great grandma worked 60 years for her masters. *

  • @metadegen
    @metadegen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He melted my face off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thompsonlensman8768
    @thompsonlensman8768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What does the Jewish man see when he goes to shower?
    His grandpa

    • @Granberg7.62
      @Granberg7.62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof😂 mad nazi shit

  • @dwayneyoung7988
    @dwayneyoung7988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Q: Where do you hide a black mans key's where he wont ever find them?
    A: In his workboots.

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @davidjames3125
      @davidjames3125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What do black people and bikes have in common? Both only work with chains on.

  • @lamardavis2242
    @lamardavis2242 10 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Hose A and Hose B

    • @cryospiral
      @cryospiral 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raul Velazquez my my aren't we sensitive.

    • @ChuckNorris-sm1pb
      @ChuckNorris-sm1pb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah

    • @zackbfortiscuejr4575
      @zackbfortiscuejr4575 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lamar Davis jalapeno yo bussness & Namco bussness taco buno borito Chile calinte

    • @gregwomack5237
      @gregwomack5237 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's funny as hell... Hahaja

    • @Lucifer-zl8sn
      @Lucifer-zl8sn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @willgreenwell7660
    @willgreenwell7660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i feel like we should be able to laugh at these without feeling like it’s racist, sometimes people are a little too sensitive and jus because a joke is about a group/ stereotype doesn’t mean it’s an attack on that group

  • @Cowabunga808
    @Cowabunga808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man, 2AM in the comments section and I'm hungrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I once had a business where I sold land mines inside Muslim prayer mats.
    The prophets went through the roof!

  • @timperry1753
    @timperry1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    For the canadians: How do you get a one armed newfoundlander out of a tree?
    Wave to him.

    • @edsalinas9996
      @edsalinas9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was he doing up there in the first place? Raking leaves.

  • @zzubuzz
    @zzubuzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    What did the Chinese couple name their black child? Sum Ting Wong

  • @waynebeard4605
    @waynebeard4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    We've forgotten how to laugh at ourselves. The media has played a huge role in he decline of life as we once knew. I'm white and I could care less if someone makes a "white" joke because it's probably true. My sister is so damn fat when she asked for a waterbed for her birthday, we put a blanket on Folsom Lake. Peace

    • @Gundam4
      @Gundam4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @Danjacytes
      @Danjacytes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Wells Nope

    • @MrGlenn253
      @MrGlenn253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Wells No, why?

    • @Pantheragem
      @Pantheragem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NorCal.

  • @fanpundit9262
    @fanpundit9262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My black people are strong, cuz the TV has gotten bigger

    • @overloadn_3681
      @overloadn_3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crisparex you serious??

    • @aldorodriguez3283
      @aldorodriguez3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crisparex TV=Television

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crisparex You don't know what a TV is?

  • @mikedodd848
    @mikedodd848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Unless you being malicious laughing at each other is how to get along all races

    • @Dikkefee
      @Dikkefee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agree 100%, just please, please, please use a comma next time ^^

    • @StardustSpiritDragon
      @StardustSpiritDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad liberals get angry at each other.

    • @Jimb1264
      @Jimb1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StardustSpiritDragon Politics 😴

  • @brantlucas8507
    @brantlucas8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you say when you see your TV floating off at night?
    Jamal drop it!

  • @forrestgump7553
    @forrestgump7553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What does every pregnant Black woman in America that gets an abortion receive?
    $300 from crime stoppers.

  • @doxholiday1372
    @doxholiday1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    How do you get a black dude you don't like anymore out of the house? Tell him he's about to be a father...

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn’t really funny. Try to be more funny next time kiddo

    • @msloyalwhiteknight3890
      @msloyalwhiteknight3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg hilarious lol

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad Boi lmao calm down kid

    • @qutipiecx
      @qutipiecx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why only blacks people offended

    • @ponds5304
      @ponds5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dislikebutton4961 Imagine tryna be condescending with an anime PFP LMAO

  • @apassionforcarping5275
    @apassionforcarping5275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Whats the difference between a black man and a mountain bike. The bike dont sing old man river when u chain it up

  • @philcollin5891
    @philcollin5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The single mother joke is true to this day though 😂😂

    • @jugsmcgee3751
      @jugsmcgee3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its been true since the 1970s

  • @royalandrosey
    @royalandrosey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm a big game hunter"
    I'm stealing that one

  • @toddpowers029
    @toddpowers029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling.

  • @dabbydabbydoo
    @dabbydabbydoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My buddy once complained about being half-irish, half-native. He said all he ever wants to do is drink, but for free!

  • @TsTobacco
    @TsTobacco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Stereotypes are fucking hilarious

  • @ec7125
    @ec7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There is a Vietnamese restraunt owned by a Brother in Hawaii called "Pho real."

    • @renewedmind8460
      @renewedmind8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @AE5X
      @AE5X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a Viet restaurant here called Pho King - and it's phoking good.

    • @ec7125
      @ec7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ate there it's in Wahiawa I totally agree

  • @DrAL00isin
    @DrAL00isin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If we can’t laugh at ourselves and jab each other within reason we are truly screwed. Just don’t be that person who claims to be “joking” just to grind an axe about race or politics or whatever.

  • @lukebyrnes7437
    @lukebyrnes7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    There were two black guys in a car who was driving
    The cops😂😂😂

    • @rangahlishouso_0176
      @rangahlishouso_0176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke Byrnes dUdE ThAt’S sO RaCiSt

    • @moeglizzy6277
      @moeglizzy6277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangahlishouso_0176 its a joke relax

    • @cornwall8029
      @cornwall8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MAORI CHIEF GAMING then why come here??

    • @cameronpaul7108
      @cameronpaul7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a jokes
      Who was the first Balck guy to admit he's a father
      Darth Vader

    • @Jas6892
      @Jas6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @462!!? 786%!! yeah white people,black people and asian get arrested all the time

  • @Austin-wg8is
    @Austin-wg8is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This comment section is so dark it stole my wallet

  • @JohnRambo1947-July-6th
    @JohnRambo1947-July-6th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't want it to end. It was so funny.

  • @julenherrero4217
    @julenherrero4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    if these jokes were made now itd end up on the news.. :(

    • @raullopez9519
      @raullopez9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What u called 10 to midnight?black person u can't see them

  • @Drpressurep
    @Drpressurep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ice cream truck had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @jamesedwards1528
    @jamesedwards1528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    What's the similarity between mr. Clean and a 357 Magnum? They both put a shine on the floor...

  • @helco2856
    @helco2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That first joke did it for me. That was pretty funny 😂

  • @Shungarui
    @Shungarui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The old world where you could make these kind of jokes. Good times.

  • @xix8165
    @xix8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man said ‘oh jimidy’ 🤣😭😭

  • @brummyguy3716
    @brummyguy3716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When a black guy says racist jokes it OK but when a white guy says them then it's 'racist'

    • @drakepatel4470
      @drakepatel4470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The thing is you white people are making jokes about slavery, the kkk, and black people dying. The prison jokes are ok, but when you make jokes about people dying and serious events that happened in real life, it is just horrible. White people need to learn their boundaries and just cool it sometimes. I am not saying all whites are like that though.

    • @rebeccalove2065
      @rebeccalove2065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because black comedians tread lightly when it comes to white people they don’t make the most offensive jokes , they might throw in the odd white people dont season their food and that’s the most offensive it’ll get but white comedians use the most offensive racial stereotypes against black people and considering white peoples history towards black people it doesn’t help the situation

  • @DaDesiDon1
    @DaDesiDon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    What did the black kid get for his birthday
    Your bike

    • @4th19th2
      @4th19th2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Know where did bike came from?

    • @4th19th2
      @4th19th2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your mom.

    • @Alexkk-tq2je
      @Alexkk-tq2je 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4th19th2 OHHHHHHH Xd

    • @lewiskhee8760
      @lewiskhee8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao whenever I get a bike and ride it outside in my ghetto neighborhood i get jumped and it gets stolen

  • @lilbondeck100
    @lilbondeck100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All jokes aside, this guys a genius
    Sincerely, A Black Guy

  • @tylerbooth7728
    @tylerbooth7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    What's worse than a black person running out of your house with you VCR
    His brother up ahead with your TV

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My god you need to update this joke, at least say DVD player

    • @MrSeanrosser
      @MrSeanrosser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @Martepiece
    @Martepiece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What's the difference between a white woman topless and a black woman topless?
    The White woman appears on play boy
    The black woman?
    On National Geographic... 😂 😂 😂

    • @MaxGMD69
      @MaxGMD69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok this was epic

  • @abdullahussien6683
    @abdullahussien6683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That is cold blooded but funny as shit!

  • @wownelfwarrior247
    @wownelfwarrior247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I bet if the camera turns to the crowd see them in all white sheets

    • @sarax8644
      @sarax8644 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KKK reference ? 😂😂

  • @Danoftheconda
    @Danoftheconda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The GG Allen hat says all we need to know 🤣

  • @BluisRaw02
    @BluisRaw02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That Aflac joke had me in tears 😂

    • @BluisRaw02
      @BluisRaw02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PedalToTheMetal61888 2:39

    • @PedalToTheMetal61888
      @PedalToTheMetal61888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...@...2:41...''M-U-L-A-T-T-O-"""...DUCK...no i didn''t GET That...so ...WHAT IS THAT ...1/2...Breed...DUCK...creole...DUCK...BiRACiAL...DUCK... i/m just ...NoT...Getting...thaT...Need ...Help...yaw''LL...i was put on slow Moving TRAIN ...''LORD"" was ...Handing ..OUT Brains ...i thought He said TRAINS...and ...i ...Think i can... i ...Think...i...can...was put on that slow ...moving TRAIN TRYING to ...Make it Up that ...Damn...HiLL...

  • @ekowapeja
    @ekowapeja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    his black jokes are really funny,... and I’m so black 😂

  • @hobbesgoblin2691
    @hobbesgoblin2691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Hah I edited it so no one will know what I said originally.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hobbes Goblin Yup. Now people think that the guy telling jokes is racist by association. That’s the nature of the internet. Brings out the filth of society

    • @richgold3806
      @richgold3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nobody:
      Black people: Ooga booga nigga

    • @TheHmd11
      @TheHmd11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lame bitch

    • @PJ-kr9ku
      @PJ-kr9ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@richgold3806 Now that was racists. Did you have to say that?

    • @PJ-kr9ku
      @PJ-kr9ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I only see people saying black jokes. Are they offending you?

  • @zacharysaunders2100
    @zacharysaunders2100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wats the name of the first comedian????? so funny

  • @robertcarey8237
    @robertcarey8237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    How do you keep black men out of your house? Put a now hiring sign on the door. I have a lot other ethnic jokes but this was a video on black jokes so don’t go all crazy and start that racist bs. Peace to all people.

  • @perfectfan2006
    @perfectfan2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    the solution to unemployment in america is expand the NBA to 500 teams...

    • @Brotha00
      @Brotha00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marie Miller fuck you, good joke. Subtle

    • @Zblactookyohat
      @Zblactookyohat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was too good😂

    • @musaharper5346
      @musaharper5346 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ginsakata8712
    @ginsakata8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I invited my chinese friend to my house for dinner , now my cat is missing.

  • @alexmichaels4997
    @alexmichaels4997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And Roseanne gets fired

  • @chazt1896
    @chazt1896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Great comedy so tired of all the PC crap out there bring back some Dark comedy...way to go bring it and screw all you sensitive whimps!!!

    • @kaadauwgg
      @kaadauwgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Chaz T yeah! Let's go back to calling mentally challenged people retarded, like we used to.

    • @toheedmalik2238
      @toheedmalik2238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inept Lmao man the fuck up

    • @vulgardisplayoftruth2060
      @vulgardisplayoftruth2060 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      big blue 32, youd need a brain for your head to hurt.

    • @bigblue3216
      @bigblue3216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vulgar Display of Truth come come now, we all know your ppl are illergic to anything remotely honest

    • @rabbi2290
      @rabbi2290 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're

  • @cheikhbouyasidihaiba5778
    @cheikhbouyasidihaiba5778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m dead just by reading the comment section

    • @skippysimon
      @skippysimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      had i known this would have happened i would have done even more offensive stuff...

  • @lanlanreactions9490
    @lanlanreactions9490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was sweating like a nigga tryna read squinting at the subtitles

  • @johnd21
    @johnd21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I held a door open a japenease man and he said “sank you” then I punched him in the face for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that

    • @Rubenbinx
      @Rubenbinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a perfect description of 2021 society… in America

  • @laudiblelooser1739
    @laudiblelooser1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My friends dad left him for the new Popeyes chicken sandwich