42:20 "Why do I have a concussion after getting hit despite having a helmet" He said, after been hit by a mace that were specifically made to hurt someone wearing armor
14:52 I can this being like a scene straight out of some grimdark gladiator themed setting. The lowly farmer out of his element kneeling down to grab a weapon from the fallen, only to get "Here's Johnny!"'d from just out of frame. Then, the camera slowly pans outward to gradually show a giant arena littered with more corpses just like his as those left are fighting as animals, forsaking their very humanity in the name of survival.
game nerd moment time: actually they hold their face/jaw when their head is hurt, thus considering they always have an emotionless, neutral face, i don't know what to tell you, but he was in pain, not in shock for what he has done, they are ai, they have no different textures or models for feelings or emotions or for certain other things.
I love thinking about this from an audience perspective, there's just this drunk guy with a spear stumbling toward people and whiffing every single shot.
That opening fight had me spitting coffee all over my phone. Haven’t seen cheeks get clapped like that since the last time I stopped by Kyle’s mom’s house.
The acting and realism you bring to this makes these videos 100x better I love it, your voicing of the character as you Fight is amazing and 100% the best on youtube! "Chop is neck, He Kick me in the balls, DOO SOMETHING!" were else will you hear that! (49:50). Im also glad to see the Devs fixed the weapons getting stuck behind the back issue which is awesome!
I love when you play these types of games, you retry “we who are about to die” the Gladiator game you played a while back its had a lot of updates you’d probably have a good time.
Imagine if you could play against actual people it would make modes like the team battle even better and we would get to see cartoons fight delirious squirrel and Kyle
Lol, I am glad those days are far behind me. One video in particular I remember was not being able to see the agp “grenade” video (many years ago, I don’t even think it’s still up on the main channel). That was frustrating.
Watching this while I'm suffering from pneumonia was a bad but also a great idea .. I'm loving it but at the same time I'm literally dying from coughing so much 😂
Toonz chooses brave stand and on that 3rd fight when it's supposed to be all of them against Toonz, somehow the enemies started fighting each other lol too funny
thank you so much toonz for this vid , I've been going thru a tough couple months now and this video made me genuinely laugh so hard I teared up. Love the vids , keep em up!
So glad after all of these years we have a true spiritual successor to die by the sword. Using the mouse to swing your weapon on top of a physics based damage/delimb system is just such a visceral combo for brutal fun. The additions of disarming, better individual limb control, and with an already impressive arsenal before being considered fully released really gives me hope for the future of this title.
I laughed so hard watching this that my stomach was aching and burning. I literally had to stop watching to stop laughing 😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in years.
Yo Toonz, don’t know if you’re holding out for a bigger update, but Dark Hours has two new monsters for the heists. Can’t wait to see you and the boys dropping gates on each other again.
Hi cartoonzz! VFX dev here!
Thank you for playing our game!!
Warm regards Half Sword Games
Make multiplayerttttt
@@yoshiwaffles6682 they aren't gonna try adding multiplayer till the full game comes out, read the faq
No idea you worked on this game! Love your gore mods!
Yeah we want multiplayer
Multi-player
43:03 the way he just silently ran the blade through that guy's neck and he looks up at Toonz as he does was way more intense than it should have been
What about the follow up where it's up the but 😂
35:06 That leg kick was absolutely diabolical.
"ooo, he's chopping me into pieces...." 🤣
42:20 "Why do I have a concussion after getting hit despite having a helmet" He said, after been hit by a mace that were specifically made to hurt someone wearing armor
14:52 I can this being like a scene straight out of some grimdark gladiator themed setting. The lowly farmer out of his element kneeling down to grab a weapon from the fallen, only to get "Here's Johnny!"'d from just out of frame. Then, the camera slowly pans outward to gradually show a giant arena littered with more corpses just like his as those left are fighting as animals, forsaking their very humanity in the name of survival.
You’d be a good writer ngl
Is more like Monty Pithon 😂
The scream at 14:56 feels so real and PERFECT!
I died laughing when that happened tbh
Hey Paul!
Ohhhh CJ
20:30 the look on his face, "Oh my god! What have I done!"
game nerd moment time: actually they hold their face/jaw when their head is hurt, thus considering they always have an emotionless, neutral face, i don't know what to tell you, but he was in pain, not in shock for what he has done, they are ai, they have no different textures or models for feelings or emotions or for certain other things.
@TheFreeReborn Leave willy alone, he feels :(
OH MY GOLLY I'VE KILLE THY OPP
@TheFreeReborn I down voted yo ass
Thats so funny XD
It really does look like that lol
I love thinking about this from an audience perspective, there's just this drunk guy with a spear stumbling toward people and whiffing every single shot.
42:54
Toonz: Sir you have been defeated.
Guy on the right viciously master baiting: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂
14:55 That's the most diabolical cheapshot I have ever seen.
14:45 that escalated from 6 to 140 really fast
This is one of the funniest Cartoonz videos I have watched 💀😂 Laughing my ass off for almost the whole video
I'm 15 minutes in and keep having to take breaks to breathe! Lmao😂
Imagine if this game had multi-player
Would be best game ever
It would be hell in a good way
Be hella funny with Squirrel and Delirious
It's still not out officially. There's no way a game like this won't have multiplayer once it releases.
@@friendlyreaper9012 that makes a lot of sense
9:14 POV: You live in London and you go outside
24:21 ol' boy just stabbing around cartoonz's head *BRUH I AM WHEEZING*
“Ohhhh I have all my fingers, the knife go chop chop chop”
2:57 he laughed like courage the cowardly dog
8:20 that head butt is the greatest thing i've seen in this game 100%
brooo i have never seen a headbutt in this game :o
53:00 "IS THIS YOUR CHAMPION?!" 😂
That's a hell of a beat down right there lol
22:50 "Don't die i wasn't done playing" cartooz let out all the restraint in this game
Then he gets almost immediate karma 2 fights later
"Is there no one else?!" -Cartoonz Famous Last Words Every Time.
As I see this comment he says it comedic gold
3:23 “How is he holding me so tight! and so lovingly!? Oh you wait till I- you wait till I get a mouthful.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
😂
43:00
Tunes: I am going to defeat all of you.
Guy on his right master bating and looking at Toonz: Do you mind I am trying to master bait here.
3:07 not toonz punching himself 🤣
Oh my god thats fuckin hilarious, imagine from the other guys perspective your opponent is screaming and punching himself.
4:11 Baby Finn flashbacks
The death at 15:00 was hilarious, dazed by bending over to fast and hitting your head XD
"Don't hit a unarmed man!" *Proceeds to accidentally kill said unarmed man he's defending.
I love how Toonz defaults to fighting the way a kindergartner would for like half the video
20:52 “it’s still in me” pause
That opening fight had me spitting coffee all over my phone. Haven’t seen cheeks get clapped like that since the last time I stopped by Kyle’s mom’s house.
The fact you just slowly dug your sword into his throat made me laugh so hard cause the guy just looked at you in such disbelief at 43:02 XD
The acting and realism you bring to this makes these videos 100x better I love it, your voicing of the character as you Fight is amazing and 100% the best on youtube! "Chop is neck, He Kick me in the balls, DOO SOMETHING!" were else will you hear that! (49:50). Im also glad to see the Devs fixed the weapons getting stuck behind the back issue which is awesome!
I love when you play these types of games, you retry “we who are about to die” the Gladiator game you played a while back its had a lot of updates you’d probably have a good time.
17:03 candlestick was definitely the best choice. Pretty heavy and longer than the other weapons
23:40 damn that one was so diabolical I felt it😵😵😭😹😹😹
13:53
That was an anime antagonist death if I’ve ever seen one
22:55 : "man dies"
cartoonz: no sir I'm not done playing... :(
me: *laughs*
yeah we are all totally sane people
Imagine if you could play against actual people it would make modes like the team battle even better and we would get to see cartoons fight delirious squirrel and Kyle
Eh. It becomes like a lot of games. Chivalry, for honor, etc.
Seen you soon Squirrel
It won't happen. Ever. Not in this game.
@@tonyravioli1982No, it fucking doesn't.
Literally choking on my dinner or a sip of water every five minutes🤣
He didnt just kick you Toonz, he took you home and made you play house with him.
Watching it before getting it getting age restricted
Same😂
Same
Lol, I am glad those days are far behind me. One video in particular I remember was not being able to see the agp “grenade” video (many years ago, I don’t even think it’s still up on the main channel). That was frustrating.
@FTLnovaKid never Saw it sadly
"He's literally hitting it from the back" has me crying over here 😂
Man I absolutely love these half sword videos please continue making them Cartoonz
14:54 that is probably going to be the most unexpected backstabbing in game in history
1:57 "that's why you got a damn purple nurple on your leg" LMFAOOOO had me rolling bro, please keep it up dude i love half sword, new sub!
I’ve been subscribed since 1 million subscribers and I still love that you have the same attitude and sense of humor love the content brother!!!!!
One of my favorites.. rarely have i laughed harder at a toonz video. Amazing
I couldn’t get 5 minutes without laughing so hard I cried I love cartoonz funny AF
47:40 I spit out my drink. Why just why😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could watch you play this all day! This game really brings out your sense of humor.. like ive been laughing so hard the entire video lol
Watching this while I'm suffering from pneumonia was a bad but also a great idea .. I'm loving it but at the same time I'm literally dying from coughing so much 😂
Toonz chooses brave stand and on that 3rd fight when it's supposed to be all of them against Toonz, somehow the enemies started fighting each other lol too funny
bro now this is content! I would love to see delirious and squirrel go head to head!
43:06 Dude looked up at you like “I can’t believe you’ve done this” lmao
This had me laughing ridiculously. Great video.
53:51 had me laughing till my stomach hurt😂😂 that was funny as hell!
42:54 was HILARIOUS!! 🤣🩸
LOL. He gets polite as soon as he thinks he's going to get hit.
Bro I swear I couldn’t see half the video from crying laughing😭😭
I love how cartoonz don't care if the video gets money he just plays for laugh and giggles
>Cartoonz grating his body across the business end of a longsword
> What the hell is killing me?!
This is hilarious
The commentary had me in tears
Well done sir
Not even 5 minutes in and I already can't breathe. Absolutely hysterical.
I'm dyingb laughing! 😂😂😂
My god. The funniest 5 mins of a Toonz video I've felt in a while
“Careful I’m right behind you… I missed” cracked me up
Thank you for the best laugh I have had in ages. It was hysterical 😂. Loved it. More please
14:55 I did *NOT* see that coming!🤣🤣🤣
I died laughing in the beginning, it reminds me of how two siblings would fight
44:11 Aaahh the beauty of the longpoint stance
i was hoping limb would go flying
41:14 hit him with that slahgrhg best part ever
I was laughing so hard at this I about threw up 😂...we need a clip of toonz's lady from the other room listening to him yelling lol
I laughed so hard when he crouched to grab the weapon and knocked himself out and then got an axe to the back 😂
thank you so much toonz for this vid , I've been going thru a tough couple months now and this video made me genuinely laugh so hard I teared up. Love the vids , keep em up!
I’m crying at the gameplay and commentary!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:54 bro look like he just escaped a diddy party 😔😂😂😂
Bro you had me laughing my ass off! This is why we love you cartoonz
The part with the spear lolol like a baby learning to walk
“You ratchet bastard”😂💀
So glad after all of these years we have a true spiritual successor to die by the sword. Using the mouse to swing your weapon on top of a physics based damage/delimb system is just such a visceral combo for brutal fun. The additions of disarming, better individual limb control, and with an already impressive arsenal before being considered fully released really gives me hope for the future of this title.
I laughed so hard watching this that my stomach was aching and burning. I literally had to stop watching to stop laughing 😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in years.
Your half sword videos always have me laughing like crazy
27:13 "This weapon is garbage" he says while using the literal best weapon in the game
I haven’t laughed this hard on yt in awhile
I had to replay Toonz almost knocking himself on the beam three times. Love it. 14:45
Unhinged brutality and unhinged Toonz. I also love seeing this game.
I must be absolutely sick in the head because I haven't laughed this hard in f-ing ages. 😂
Loved the way the NPC was just beating Toonz at 24:28😂
“I WILL MURDER YOU SIR” - Cartoonz
This game seems very cathartic for Toonz's rage
14:55 made me laugh so hard the sudden ace just in your back
8:20 using your helmet to knock him out is diabolical 😂
Wild that so many people in Medieval Europe carried so many secret jars of raspberry jam on their persons.
Toonz: don't hit an unarmed man
Also toonz: *smacks unarmed man in the back of his head*
Yo Toonz, don’t know if you’re holding out for a bigger update, but Dark Hours has two new monsters for the heists. Can’t wait to see you and the boys dropping gates on each other again.
YES, I LOVE HALF SWORD, YOU NEED TO PLAY MORE
This game can bring out one's psychopathic tendencies that one wouldn't realize they had.
I like it.
the spear kills were cracking me up ima be saying watch out for the business end all year lol
Yes. Yeaaaaaaaas. This game is amazing.
Give us more cartoonz
17:30 why did bro posed like yamcha😭🙏
I can't wait to see you,Delirious,Kyle,and Squirrel play this together.
17:45 that candle stick had a damn spike on the bottom of it😂