Wedding Objections - Saturday Night Live
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ธ.ค. 2014
- WNBA athlete Alberta (Leslie Jones) and White Castle owner Ian (Martin Freeman) are getting married no matter what anyone says.
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martin freeman saying “daddy needs his chocolate, chocolate in the morning, chocolate in the evening, chocolate at supper time” is my favorite thing
HE GONE OVERDOSE ON CHOCOLATE😂
A true hobbit
😂😂😂😂
Please someone tell me what chocolate meaning..
Is that mean sex or skin chocolate or what ?
@@totirnauliyh1241 it’s him referring to having sex with her, and it does refer to the color of her skin
I live for Martin Freeman saying “Daddy needs his chocolate”
Finally someone mention his name 😔
I rolled when he said that!!
he need it need it need it
I think you ment Jawn
@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 I also think they meant Jawn
Everyone ignored the most obvious, and perhaps the only valid, objection: he's still legally married to that other woman.
Because daddy needs his chocolate 😂
@@thelightinthedark1689 he need it need it need it more than spongebob needs water🤣
They got married in a church but there won't be any hassles if they don't register their wedding.
What about the collasped penis?
@@llarmstrong783 that don’t matter when daddy got his chocolate 🤣
I love the suspense Kate built up as a random, elderly, opinionated, and uninvited guess to a interracial wedding.
She is just an excellent actress…
She is soooooo funny!!!!
“Evelyn get in there and SHUT IT DOWN” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
🤣😂😂
😂🤣!!!
Karen with confidence
🐒🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🦍🦍🐘
"Evelyn, Get in there and SHUT... IT... DOWN! " lmaooo
Evelyn was the best
shes always the best
One of the actors almost laughed.
Nate Williams b
Nate Williams I got Gordon Ramsay vibes from that😂😆
I NEED a comedy spy thriller staring Martin Freeman and Leslie Jones as a married couple. I need it so bad.
He is controlled comedy and she is chaotic comedy
That's a heck of an idea you just came up with, it couldn't be worse than many of the movie premises that Hollywood has been throwing at us lately. And it isn't a sequel to some lame ass crap that never needed one.
You need it need it need it.
right like why is their chemistry actually fire?
That sounds like one of the absolute worst ideas I've heard in a long time.
4:40 something about the old lady saying she’s mild mannered and doesn’t speak in groups but needed to shut it down made me choke on my laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh😂😂😂
It did me exact same way😂😂😂
"Remember me? I'm your wife." god that was hilarious
Me too
I am the king of England and own a White Castle
Truth Seeker
I don’t even remember writing this 😂
-we good.
that was not merely close to what you make it seem; but some people crack up to what others may not... this was apretty dry sketch
York Niu lmao
"10 kids! He just adopted the Wu-Tang Clan!"-Kenan Thompson, 2014.
I pissed myself at that one
What made it even funnier for me was Kenan trying not to lose it and laugh when the doctor came up and started talking.
What gets me the most is that she had ten children while being a professional WNBA champion. 🤣
Well she thought he was the king of England
Yes that is a quote from the sketch.
5:39 - 5:53
The image of Leslie just vibing while Martin delivers his lines will always be one of my favorite SNL moments🤣👌
I love it so much🤣🤣
I am so glad to see that Leslie Jones is receiving so much love in these comments. She has been put down so many times. She is so beautiful,and has been criticized as a comic, but it never bothers her.
She is gorgeous, isn't she?
She is not... all you idiots only say that because nowadays is popular praise black people and do that just because is "popular" is PATHETIC.
@@benjaminvasquez5826 you know brian at some point you’re going to have to deal with the trauma of nobody agreeing to go to prom with you and having to take your cousin
She isn’t funny
@@benjaminvasquez5826 ..Or maybe people just say that because they genuinely think she's pretty?
*"... You're a hater and you're jealous!"*
- Every TH-camr who ever got into any argument whatsoever! 😂
😂😂😂😂
The old lady is nice and creepy
Yah... Especially the meghan lovers!!! Their favorite curse line 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
First, I love you .. :))
*cough* Nikita dragun
"I said, Evelynn, get in there and shut it DOwwwn!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol!
He need it, need it, need it.
Leslie Jones almost lost it completely when the lady said that...she had to hold back her laughter.
I didnt get that joke
Lana Golightly It's a reference to a song.
"Jenga!"
"Evelyn, get in there and shut it d o w n"
"Daddy needs his chocolate."
I love when Leslie cracks up in her skits, makes me burst out laughing. And that dress, she wears it beautifully.
Evelyn needs to be a roaming character that pops up periodically in skits. she's funny as hell
yes!!!
That's just the same character lesli jones always is... it's called lesli jones. But she is funny.
+Josh Griego Evelyn was McKinnons character, guy.
omg fr
jleon ł
"Quick question, why are you throwing away our marriage like this?"
50 times in 5 days, that's why 😂😂
I just hope his jenga member can hold it during the wedding night and beyond otherwise she will be throwing away her marriage too. LOL
@@bttrade6286 Jenga members LOL
And that’s why she has 10 kids
@@naomiejulugbeh4162 and when that Jenga member don't work anymore, well it's off to the women's big and tall store!
@@bttrade6286 marriage, and some pieces of the dick, will be thrown away that night
“Combination Taco Bell Pizza Hut”. Ahead of TikTok.
True
An old song from Das Racist
@@lemiabodden7717 yeah i remember people referencing it in like 2009
@@lemiabodden7717 than you for correcting, this comment about tic toc made me feel sad for the younger generation
Not sure what Tik Tok has to do with it...those places exist, and they existed well before TikTok
the little dance Jones did while freeman was giving his chocolate speech was so cute and in sync
Kate McKinnon is in a league all of her own.
ALL day! EVERY day!!
So true!!
And I love how Keenan and Leslie were cracking up at her!
All day!! Everyday!!
she totally is. Most hilarious actress ever.
“ you are not losing a room mate, you are gaining a room mate “
Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂
Marnie is probably thinking that’s worst! 😂😂😂
@@takayanagi-senseissurprise2104 not if she needs help paying rent 😂😂 man owns a white castle
😂😂😂
Kate unexpectedly showing up in a skit always makes my day.
She’s the best part of an amazing skit
To me her segment is one of the funniest parts in snl history😂😂😂
“Daddy needs his chocolate”
I DIEEDDDD
“Chocolate in the morning, Chocolate in the evening, Chocolate at supper time thank you” 😂
Lol he's a smart man🤣🤣
😋 🍫
@@estieeu2364 yes, but he forget chocolate at the lunch to mmmm 😂
When chocolate's on a bagel...it's probably time for a divorce.
Ikr
i laughed so hard at "$5000 dollars split among us" not because it was the funniest joke, but because it sounded so true.
that's for the fan to decide,lol
Yep. Women's sports don't get enough respect.
And delivered perfectly!
I just laughed because I heard among us
The revenue u bring in equals the pay
"daddy needa his chocolate" 😂😂😂😂😂💔 he said it with a straight face
KATE'S..."shut it down"...STILL has me in tears😂🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 [watched her segment over 20x]
She looks beautiful in that dress
One of the few times the world got to see just how gorgeous a woman Leslie Jones really is. That bit about 💖Siriano💖
having to be a last-minute sole offering infuriated me. Six feet and statuesque to a T and those asshat designers wouldn't go near her for not being a sample size. Their loss, she was a queen in bright red that awards night. All of us too short, tall, thin, heavy, anything out of the mean were cheering for her that night and she slayed it.👍💯🌹
@@redlupo6193 That pissed me off too.
Correct !! Just gorgeous
Yeah!
I came here to say this, gorgeous!
Evelyn needs to be a permanent character
yes
Oh God, yes, please. :-D
+Will C I agree wholeheartedly
+1hunna str8gutter If we can have a 'Pat' movie then goddammit we can have an 'Evelyn' one!
right !?!?
"Remember me? I'm your wife." God that was hilarious
I don't think I can put into words how much serotonin Martin freeman singing at 2:13 gave me
“EVERY HAIR ON MY BODY SAID EVELYN GET IN THERE AND SHUT IT DOWN!”
Lol
LMAO😂😂
I wish Evelyn came to my wedding and spoke up 😅😅😅
Wow so funny😂😂😂😂
@Mason Knight hahahaa
That chocolate speech was great lmao
The dance was the best
Yes!
His face didn't falter at all and I was screaming 😂😂😂
delius521 WOW...That's aggressive as hell 😂😂😂
chocolate at supper time thank you
Never expected Martin Freeman saying, "Most importantly, Daddy needs his chocolate."
Especially at supper time, thank you. 😂
I love when SNL has good actors who lean the fuck into these roles; this sketch is fantastic
"And if there is one wrong move...
JENGA!"
Oh. There I go. Lost it.
LOL
Lol, so did Keenan...
Leslie losing it when Kate does her bit
So did I. Kate McKinnon is the real deal. Such focus.
I always noticed that Leslie doesn't loose it often but when she does, it's usually because of Kate. Her comedy is gold.
And Kenan is usually pretty good at holding it together too. I think I've only seen him break once or twice because he broke himself up.
SNL defiantly made the right choice hiring her. I would have loved to have been there for her audition.
Allison H I was surprised only 'cause I didn't find that part really funny....
I’d love to have a full film about this plot. The meet-cute at the combination restaurant, the presumed hilarious series of misunderstandings that lead into active deception where she thinks he’s the king of England, why it even had to come up that she “definitely doesn’t have 10 kids” for that to also be active deception as opposed to lying by omission, the fact that they have had sex 50 times in Alberta’s apartment in the past five days and when exactly the shattered penis event happened through all that, how exactly his wife FIRST found out about all of this or if this is the first time he’s seen her since meeting Alberta, maybe even a time skip where we see the gruesome murder. I have so many questions.
if I understood correctly in the 5 days they were together: he left his wife, they spent their time getting laid to the point she sent him to the emergency room, he then where he spent 10 hours on an operating table and he's recovered enough to get married ? He has to at least helped with the wedding preparations in relation to the invitations.
Out of all the things I thought would happen today as I got out of bed this morning, hearing Martin Freeman say "Daddy needs his chocolate" wasn't one of them.
Why not?
Don't get me wrong, it's not that I wasn't pleased to hear it, it's just not everyday you hear that sort of thing from Martin Freeman, though I wouldn't put it past him after he called Ben "Sugarnut".
+Kayla Burney oh shut up ! Daddy needs his chocolate yes!🍫
Hoc can you not like choclate(; yum I'm in love with the coco 🍫
Kayla Burney life is amazing isn't it
evelyn killed me lmaooo she needs to pop up in different skits to “not get involved”😭
that is actually a brilliant idea!
The way Leslie broke character makes me wonder if the script just had "Kate ad lib", and they decided her character at the last minute and let Kate improvise her own lines. I too want Evelyn to return.
Shut it down!!!!😂😂😂
@@christopherverdery1294 Leslie constantly breaks character...
"And I said, Evelyn get in there and SHUT. IT. DOWN!" Kate McDonald is a comic genius 😂😂
"Damn it Alberta!"
That gets me every time
6:07 I know how insignificant this is, but the church they use the picture of at the end is the one my family went to growing up.
In Denver??
I recognize it from my school
@@GB-ps4cp I am pretty sure it is.
“Daddy needs his chocolate he need it need it need it “ wtf make me spit out the water I was drinking
Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhh that jungle fever ahahahahahahaha I love that part 😹😹😹😹
@@maximumblackness1 Get a life, human life started in the Garden of Eden as we called the jungle being black then i'm good, what about yourself where were you, hmmmmmmm?
@@vanessacs538 😹😹😹😹 still my favorite part wtf was you supposed to be ruining my day?????
@@vanessacs538 huh? :/
@@vanessacs538 oh shit people we got a dumbass
"Marnie, Ily but you're a hater & you're jealous" LMAO
Janette N "You're losing a roommate, you're getting a roommate!" Hahah!
Janette N that's gonna be me at my wedding...if I ever even get a boyfriend 😢
👍🏾
I said the same thing to my sister who warned me to stop seeing a girl who was trouble. "You're a hater and you're jealous" LOL!!!!
"5,000 $ split among us!" 😂
This whole sketch was written just to get Martin Freeman to say, "Daddy needs his chocolate."
And I'm totally okay with that.
That line is perfect
"I don't know these people. I was just walking by and I caught a very brief glimpse of these two through the window. Now, I am a mild-mannered person. I don't speak in groups, I don't get involved. But when I saw these two, every hair on my body stood up, and said 'EVELYN! GET IN THERE AND SHUT. IT. DOOOOWN.'" I love this!!!
😄😄😆😆
@@danm.3244 Everything breaks Leslie.
I love her. She’s hilarious!
I adore Kate she always kills it in every sketch! Leslie was doing so good until she showed up 🤣🤣😭😭😭
The INCIMPARABLE Kate McKinnen.
the way Leslie went from laughing at 5:05 to a stoic face in like 2 seconds was ✨ immaculate ✨
Hello
Kate McKinnon is so talented and hilarious that it's no surprise Leslie lost character for a moment and busted out laughing. I agree that she showed amazing professionalism regaining control of herself so quickly. That's one of the most fun parts of this sketch to me.
1:18 I’M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL
5:45: I wonder how many realize this line is a reference to a commercial for mini-pizza bagels from the 90s.
"Evelyn, GET IN THERE AND SHUT IT DOWN!" I love Kate Mckinnon 😂😂😂
"But, more importantly, Daddy needs his chocolate."
Radish III
I red this comment when he said it!
jalani wagele lol me too 😂
lol smh
@@510JAYCALIFAS lol same!😂
Why doesn't Leslie Jones wear her hair more like this? Girl be looking fine! 💯
I asked the same thing
Been wondering that too! Not a big fan of the short "mohawk-type" hairdo that she normally wears.
I agree, this style really suits her and looks amazing.
It is a lot of work to make it look so perfect. Ask any friend of yours that has same type of hair
I love the fact that it was a line of people, that protesting their Union. Good skit SNL😂
Dad : "Do you know how many kids she got?"
Groom: 3
Dad - double that and add 4
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@joncampos5551 ebonics refuses to properly conjugate verbs.
Damnnn spit out all my drink!!😭😂
@@roberthouston3824 @Jon Campos That's not true. AAVE conjugates verbs consistently. it just has a different set of grammar rules for doing it. linguists (language specialists) have long recognized that what is or is not a standard or "proper" dialect of a language has nothing to do with linguistic facts (like verb conjugations) and is entirely a socio-politic matter...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English
Where are the kids then?
“You need to be straight with this boy. He just adopted the wu tang clan.”- Father of the Bride
That was freakin hilarious
That killed me...😂😂
😂😂😂😂
love SNL. what Dutch say and we do not think it!
@@eblis1965 😂😂😂
They worked so well together in this sketch. I wanna see more with them teaming up
Does anyone else think Evelyn should be in more sketches.
I know I do.
I'm sure others do.
"Evelyn, get in there and shut it down!" ...Ms Jones almost lost it 😆🤣😂
"5,000 dollars split among us" 😂👏 accurate description of the WNBA
Lol and every other female sport
The only thing that matters is Evelyn the psychic. I don’t even watch SNL outside of random recommended skits. So I really, really hope there’s more of Evelyn out there.
Keenan steals the show every time for me ❤️🤣
"I don't get involved"
*is literally stopping a wedding*
LMAOOOOOOO Im screaming
@Jarvbs Jones Wow your life must be really boring
from space that makes literally no sense
I mean... there's a first time for everything lol
the fact that he said "Daddy needs his chocolate in the morning, afternoon and supper time thank you" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂
yes very smart man 😍
"evelyn, get in there and SHUT IT DOWN" leslie was laughing so much lmfaooo
But Daddy needs his chocolate! I am done 😂
The SNL actors are all great but Kate McKinnon is on a whole nother LEVEL!
(also Leslie Jones looks really nice with that natural fro look)
+Ramonerdna Yes, she did look pretty. The hair and dress were on point.
Ramonerdna other than kate, Pete Davison is my fav
"Evelyn get in there and shut it down"😂😂 im deaddddd
Omg! Leslie is adorable in this skit!
This sketch lives rent free in my head
[ER Dr.]: "The best analogy would be a late stage jenga tower!"
[And]: "Because if there is one wrong move.....JENGA!!!"
(Perfect!)
Yeah we watched it too
Evelyn Fucken killed me. “I don’t get involved” “also I am a psychic”
I love it when they break character but laughing
Leslie Jones has such good voice and everything she says is clear in every scene, have you noticed? Power house of talent 🙏
Leslie Jones trying not to crack up at Kate McKinnon XD
I think Kenan Thompson might be struggling there at the end too.
I couldn't stop seeing Kenan obviously thinking about something else to keep it together during the doctor and Evelyn. There's a part about 3:35 during the doctor I think he was picturing it. XD
Freddy Waller it was fake
Freddy Waller
Sabrina p
"Evelyn, get in there and Shut. It. Dowwwwn!!!!"
I love how Leslie cracked up a but at that point.
Author_Tiffany _Dionne and the Bride broke down laughing lol
She couldn’t keep it together.
I was legit scrolling and I saw this just as they said that
“I know I must sacrifice my satisfaction to allow the next person to get the 1k like.” - Sincerely,
The 999th person to like this comment
Everybody trying not to laff & Leslie's dimples - so cute.
Kate McKinnon is incredibly talented! Love here!
"Alberta, does this man know how many damn kids you got?....He adopted the damn WuTang Klan"...I died
mittie rowland 😂
The man needs his chocolate
☠️🤣🍫
Dont we all! 💯❤
Chocolate at second breakfast was omitted. I'm doubting his dedication.
You betcha, so do i😋
Damn u look like good chocolate urself
I am not kidding I literally got my username from this skit 3:43
KATE!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣7 years later and STILL causes me to cry with laughter! 🤣🎉🤣🎉
Alberta: "Marnie, you're a hater and you're jealous"
😂😂😂😂
"You met him like 5 days ago at a combination Taco Bell Pizza Hut." lol
"Get in there and shut it dooooown"🤣🤣🤣
Evelyn is my spirit animal 😂
"Daddy needs his chocolate." XD OMG
He need, need it, need it
That's right!~
Chocolate in the morning, chocolate in the evening, chocolate at supper time thank you
CHOCHOLLATE RAIN
He is so British when he says that...it's hysterical.
As a man in an inter-racial relationship I do agree with this sentiment though xD
Kitty Kat Wow 200 likes? THANKS GUYS!
how do the extras not crack up at Evelyn's objections? most impressive
+whitedevil2 I love that woman on the groom's side in the background because when Evelyn says, "Get in there and Shut.It.Down," she nods her head in agreement. Everybody knows Evelyn needs to shut it down.
whitedevil2 #saterdaynightlive
5:05 you can tell she's trying really hard not to laugh 😂😂😂
The bride did
literally me hahah
"Daddy needs his Chocolate! I need it... need it...need it! Chocolate in the morning..... Chocolate in the evening.... Chocolate at supper time!" Oh, man!! Im rollin....
This is what a good skit is about, just hit after hit, quotable after quotable and the 2 unexpected turns of Kate MacKinnon and Freeman needing his chocolate. This is a classic.
“He just adopted the Wu-Tang Clan”
😂
😂😂😂😂
Martin Freeman is so underrated. He's such a cutie.
chynathechin
Agreed
He is adorable.
Haha
chynatheching
I know!
"Chocolate in the morning. Chocolate in the evening. Chocolate at supper time, thank you" 😆😆😆
Life is beautiful, when you love through the cruelty.
The people in line to get to the mike!😂😂😂😂😂
those weren't objections.. that was an intervention! :)
ursaltydog
Dude, you're hot.
An objection IS an intervention, so I thought.lol
Martin: "Daddy needs his chocolate"
Me: *sweats*
Molliiano fucking same
Same
Kate and Kenan are always perfect. Comedic geniuses !!
The pizza bagel delivery of "chocolate at suppertime, thank you" was immaculate