Reasons why this is not a song: It couldn't be a dam cuz it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV cuz it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco cuz it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen cuz it isn't Mary Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing cuz it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron cuz it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cuz it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard cuz it doesn't have space.... bar. It couldn't be a chick cuz it doesn't want to marry It can't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough It couldn't be a booby cuz it isn't very squishy It couldn't be a beer cuz it isn't good 'n' stuff It couldn't be a tub cuz it doesn't have a ducky It couldn't be a stoner cuz it doesn't have a joint It couldn't be an egg cuz there is no Easter Bunny It couldn't be a song cuz it doesn't have a point! Reasons why this is a sandwich: Uh... I don't know
this explains why it is not other things, but it doesn't explain why it isn't a song except for the last one, which is a weak AF argument because there are loads of songs that don't have a point and "having a point" is not part of the standard definition of what a song is.
Kind of mad that the song is censored. Is the audio from the official Rock Band Network release? Cause the same parts were censored on that version, also: "It can't be (Windows Vista), cause it doesn't suck enough." "It couldn't be a (boob), cause it isn't very squishy." But stoner and joint aren't censored? Wtf...
Hold up my school does a lip sync thing every year. If I can get a couple other people I'd do this, but the whole thing is sitting up there eating a sandwich.
Best sandwich ever! It's so hard to chew though I can only chew it on small mode, good job james for eating the sandwich 100% full eat extra large mode
From the limited exposure I've had to this group thanks to Jason (And you're free to debate me below if I'm wrong...) But Psychostick seems to have a storied condition of going from 0 to ONE MILLION and back in so short a space of time that the whiplash would take your head clean off your neck. XD
Yeah! they actually ended their set early so they could get a chance to meet the fans and I was able to talk to all of them, take selfies with them, and get a cd signed by them! They're really awesome dudes!
0:26 this guy in the chat is saying he is having jaw surgery in a year expecting Jason to just set down his guitar and dedicate this video, not to playing the song, but to say good luck to this guy for something not relevant for a year.
I was literally just expecting nom noises from the heavy eating a sandwich from TF2
Same
Same
I know right!?
I expected this to be like... 6 seconds of just om nom nom
If you want a proper om nom nom, see th-cam.com/video/swmuqGWgZCc/w-d-xo.html
not gonna lie, kind of disappointed the section names weren't ingredients.
KEWB89 you mean at 4:13? Totally agree
"This song doesnt have a point"
uummm, why did Jason upload a 4 minute video of him eating a sandwich? is anyone else confused?
NickLev This is modern art, my friend. Welcome to the future.
He was showing off his first full combo sandwich.
Best sandwich I've ever had
Zozo ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IT IS A SONG?
My friend: "metal is too serious"
Me: allow me to introduce you to a sandwich
apart from the hilarious lyrics those riffs were actually badass as fuck
I like them too. Pretty damn good.
Reasons why this is not a song:
It couldn't be a dam cuz it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV cuz it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco cuz it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olsen cuz it isn't Mary Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing cuz it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron cuz it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cuz it isn't freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard cuz it doesn't have space.... bar.
It couldn't be a chick cuz it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a booby cuz it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer cuz it isn't good 'n' stuff
It couldn't be a tub cuz it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner cuz it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg cuz there is no Easter Bunny
It couldn't be a song cuz it doesn't have a point!
Reasons why this is a sandwich:
Uh... I don't know
Do you not feel the cheese? Do you not feel the ham?
If you didn’t listen you missed it. You just don’t understand.
ArcherTippani They've already said it once, but I can tell you it twice
but you are wrong this is a song because it does in fact have a point the point is that songs that have no points are in fact sandwiches
this explains why it is not other things, but it doesn't explain why it isn't a song except for the last one, which is a weak AF argument because there are loads of songs that don't have a point and "having a point" is not part of the standard definition of what a song is.
Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!
Hell yeah! Psychostick is so freaking awesome. Man this song made me hungry, lol.
man this sandwich*
What song? All I hear is a sandwich.... O_o??
How is a sandwich making you hungry
hearing other people enjoy it.
It may be a joke but this song is pretty damn good
theRevil100 THIS IS NOT A SONG ITS A SANDWICH!!
WHY WOULD YOU THINK OTHERWISE?? DUMBASS!!! SO SIMPLE!!! ITS A SANDWICH!!!!
NO, IT"S A SANDWICH!
NOW NO MORE OF YOUR VIOLENT FILTHY LIES
Heard this beautiful sandwich on RB2 and I've been a fan of them ever since, lovely FC Jason!
Bread
Witch
fucking good sandwich if I dont say so myself
Delicious.
@JasonParadise -Hey its David monkey here and dude your fucking awesome me, and you should play together I play guitar hero live.
low key actually good song. I mean sandwich
First time I've ever seen someone 100% a sandwich... Tasty.
Arby's is my favorite band!
Honestly .... I've been for 5 minutes on this comment...... Im really tired
Rawrb?
Is this what they mean when they say "Tasty" Riff?
This sandwich was pretty good, but not quite as tasty as Ninja Sex Party's Ultimate Sandwich
Tyler Swenson NSP represent
THis ain't as good as beer though. It's good and stuff ya know.
the ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham to awaken your passions, make you feel like a man.
I got confused thinking I had left a comment on a video I hadn’t seen yet
I'd still like to know exactly how much an explosion of clams is
" it couldn't be a song because it doesn't have a point" XD
This sounds like a system of a down song
Nate Brennan THIS IS NOT A SONG... IT'S A TERRACOTTA PIE!
You have earned my respect and a crisp high-five!
I know right? The chorus especially. Glad to see I'm not alone.
I highly recommend their song 'This Song Is So Heavy' if that exists on Custom at all 🤘🏻
I can't eat my sandwich without tires and crowbars
This was one good sandwich and it will go to my playlist
Psychostick has great sandwiches
This is not a comment, it's a sandwich!
Kind of mad that the song is censored. Is the audio from the official Rock Band Network release? Cause the same parts were censored on that version, also:
"It can't be (Windows Vista), cause it doesn't suck enough."
"It couldn't be a (boob), cause it isn't very squishy."
But stoner and joint aren't censored? Wtf...
Yeah, this is a conversion from Rock Band. Exact same audio.
@@JasonParadise this is not a reply, it's a sandwich
@@RadiantPickle Yeah, they shouldn't censor a SANDWICH!
This is not a pipe, it's a comment.
This is the most djent sandwich I've ever heard.
Noodles
*Pizza*
TIRES
*CROWBARS*
I can't get this out of my head!!!! Arggghhhh!!!! Damn you Jason! I'm hungry now...
I'm eating a delicious sandwich while watching this.
psychostick deserves so much recognition
Well... If THIS is a sandwich then where is my sandwich? I didn't get a song because its a SANDWICH! Mmmm turkey...
This ain't a comment it's a croissant
This is great sandwich
Hold up my school does a lip sync thing every year. If I can get a couple other people I'd do this, but the whole thing is sitting up there eating a sandwich.
Damn, can't believe he ate that whole sandwich in one bite.
You shared a sandwich with almost 80k people! Must've been a big sandwich.
Love this sandwich
I am literally eating a Sandwich as I watch this, couldn't be more proud!
This sounds like something SOAD would write lol
Rudiger67 you need to hear more psychostick, soad is fucking serious in comparison
If you like that, look for "I can only count to four"
Tires, and crowbars!
Yes, I do like sandwiches.
Listening to this while eating a sandwich
The Outsiders now you’ve got a sandwich in your mouth and your ears!
that was a delicious sandwich thanks for shareing it :3
I AM FULL OF SANDVICH... AND I'M COMING FOR YOUUU!
When I saw the title, I thought I'd missed a new Chon song.
SANDWICH!
Is it bad any time I see a goofy song title or video title I jist assume it's Psychostick
I love them so much
And here I am... singing along
Project Mayhem Airsoft lol i feel youre pain
Goofy Sandwich title, you mean
Damn you Quiznos and your surprisingly fitting ad!
When he said crowbars Jason’s face was priceless
I can't wait for this food review!
Good job playing that .sndwch file.
I hear they're really hard to port to that game.
I've had a taste of this sandwich by watching this video. Now I must take a bite of my own
Best sandwich ever!
It's so hard to chew though I can only chew it on small mode, good job james for eating the sandwich 100% full eat extra large mode
Me: It is for sure a song.
Artist:SANDWICH!
I've had many sandwiches, and boy this sure is one.
Send this to literally anyone with no context... watch magic unfold.
I had this sandwich for lunch today. So filling!
I do hope you get to more Psychostick.
This is not a song, it's a sandwich - Psychostick
Omfg I haven’t listened to this song in forever😂
This sandwich sounds so nice!
Pretty cool -song- *SANDWICH* actually
Rockband network memories ):
"It couldn't be a beer because it isn't good and stuff"
This is a great song!
what is this masterpiece
THIS IS NOT A SONG ITS A SANDWICH!!!!
ah psychostick i will always love those guys
Psychostick is a hillarious band to listen to
From the limited exposure I've had to this group thanks to Jason (And you're free to debate me below if I'm wrong...) But Psychostick seems to have a storied condition of going from 0 to ONE MILLION and back in so short a space of time that the whiplash would take your head clean off your neck. XD
This is my new favourite sandwich
That was the best sandwich I've ever had
My friend's band opened for these guys, Definitely see these guys live if you get the chance!!!!!!!
That's so rad! \m/
Yeah! they actually ended their set early so they could get a chance to meet the fans and I was able to talk to all of them, take selfies with them, and get a cd signed by them! They're really awesome dudes!
I have acquired all the calories that I had required at the moment.
I place a challenge... play quack kills perfectly and I'll hail you as a king.
omg him.... contemplating life after that and during xD
That was the best sandwich I ever heard
Ok I'm convinced. It's a sandwich
0:26 this guy in the chat is saying he is having jaw surgery in a year expecting Jason to just set down his guitar and dedicate this video, not to playing the song, but to say good luck to this guy for something not relevant for a year.
tasty. every time. best lunch.
I was really hoping the section names would be sandwich ingredients
you got yhe love the sandwich!
This sandwich is pretty catchy
Jason's face this entire song xD
This sandwich tastes like Metal.
The bass riffs from the start are sexy AF. Any songs that have a similar riff?
Rock band network nostalgia 😩
I love psychostick! They put on a really fun show.
I'm full
This song is lit
In reality a sandwich like that could kill ya..........but oh well *Bites into it*
That sandwich was delicious.
This is why Psychostick is awesome, all their songs are their own meme songs
What songs?
Best damn sandwich I've ever eaten.
Uh... this is a song. NO IT'S A SANDWICH!!!
un saludo desde México ❤
This is the second video that shows up when you search the song name.
Why is this sandwich actually good
Best sandwich I've ever heard
Same. It's delicious.
My favorite sandwich
And now I want him to play more Psychostick