Reasons why this is not a song: It couldn't be a dam cuz it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV cuz it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco cuz it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen cuz it isn't Mary Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing cuz it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron cuz it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cuz it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard cuz it doesn't have space.... bar. It couldn't be a chick cuz it doesn't want to marry It can't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough It couldn't be a booby cuz it isn't very squishy It couldn't be a beer cuz it isn't good 'n' stuff It couldn't be a tub cuz it doesn't have a ducky It couldn't be a stoner cuz it doesn't have a joint It couldn't be an egg cuz there is no Easter Bunny It couldn't be a song cuz it doesn't have a point! Reasons why this is a sandwich: Uh... I don't know
this explains why it is not other things, but it doesn't explain why it isn't a song except for the last one, which is a weak AF argument because there are loads of songs that don't have a point and "having a point" is not part of the standard definition of what a song is.
Kind of mad that the song is censored. Is the audio from the official Rock Band Network release? Cause the same parts were censored on that version, also: "It can't be (Windows Vista), cause it doesn't suck enough." "It couldn't be a (boob), cause it isn't very squishy." But stoner and joint aren't censored? Wtf...
Hold up my school does a lip sync thing every year. If I can get a couple other people I'd do this, but the whole thing is sitting up there eating a sandwich.
Best sandwich ever! It's so hard to chew though I can only chew it on small mode, good job james for eating the sandwich 100% full eat extra large mode
0:26 this guy in the chat is saying he is having jaw surgery in a year expecting Jason to just set down his guitar and dedicate this video, not to playing the song, but to say good luck to this guy for something not relevant for a year.
Yeah! they actually ended their set early so they could get a chance to meet the fans and I was able to talk to all of them, take selfies with them, and get a cd signed by them! They're really awesome dudes!
From the limited exposure I've had to this group thanks to Jason (And you're free to debate me below if I'm wrong...) But Psychostick seems to have a storied condition of going from 0 to ONE MILLION and back in so short a space of time that the whiplash would take your head clean off your neck. XD
I was literally just expecting nom noises from the heavy eating a sandwich from TF2
Same
Same
I know right!?
I expected this to be like... 6 seconds of just om nom nom
If you want a proper om nom nom, see th-cam.com/video/swmuqGWgZCc/w-d-xo.html
not gonna lie, kind of disappointed the section names weren't ingredients.
KEWB89 you mean at 4:13? Totally agree
"This song doesnt have a point"
uummm, why did Jason upload a 4 minute video of him eating a sandwich? is anyone else confused?
NickLev This is modern art, my friend. Welcome to the future.
He was showing off his first full combo sandwich.
Best sandwich I've ever had
Zozo ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IT IS A SONG?
apart from the hilarious lyrics those riffs were actually badass as fuck
I like them too. Pretty damn good.
My friend: "metal is too serious"
Me: allow me to introduce you to a sandwich
Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!
It may be a joke but this song is pretty damn good
theRevil100 THIS IS NOT A SONG ITS A SANDWICH!!
WHY WOULD YOU THINK OTHERWISE?? DUMBASS!!! SO SIMPLE!!! ITS A SANDWICH!!!!
NO, IT"S A SANDWICH!
NOW NO MORE OF YOUR VIOLENT FILTHY LIES
Reasons why this is not a song:
It couldn't be a dam cuz it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV cuz it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco cuz it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olsen cuz it isn't Mary Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing cuz it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron cuz it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cuz it isn't freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard cuz it doesn't have space.... bar.
It couldn't be a chick cuz it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a booby cuz it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer cuz it isn't good 'n' stuff
It couldn't be a tub cuz it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner cuz it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg cuz there is no Easter Bunny
It couldn't be a song cuz it doesn't have a point!
Reasons why this is a sandwich:
Uh... I don't know
Do you not feel the cheese? Do you not feel the ham?
If you didn’t listen you missed it. You just don’t understand.
ArcherTippani They've already said it once, but I can tell you it twice
but you are wrong this is a song because it does in fact have a point the point is that songs that have no points are in fact sandwiches
this explains why it is not other things, but it doesn't explain why it isn't a song except for the last one, which is a weak AF argument because there are loads of songs that don't have a point and "having a point" is not part of the standard definition of what a song is.
Hell yeah! Psychostick is so freaking awesome. Man this song made me hungry, lol.
man this sandwich*
What song? All I hear is a sandwich.... O_o??
How is a sandwich making you hungry
hearing other people enjoy it.
Heard this beautiful sandwich on RB2 and I've been a fan of them ever since, lovely FC Jason!
Bread
Witch
fucking good sandwich if I dont say so myself
Delicious.
@JasonParadise -Hey its David monkey here and dude your fucking awesome me, and you should play together I play guitar hero live.
Arby's is my favorite band!
Honestly .... I've been for 5 minutes on this comment...... Im really tired
Rawrb?
Is this what they mean when they say "Tasty" Riff?
low key actually good song. I mean sandwich
First time I've ever seen someone 100% a sandwich... Tasty.
" it couldn't be a song because it doesn't have a point" XD
This sandwich was pretty good, but not quite as tasty as Ninja Sex Party's Ultimate Sandwich
Tyler Swenson NSP represent
THis ain't as good as beer though. It's good and stuff ya know.
the ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham to awaken your passions, make you feel like a man.
I got confused thinking I had left a comment on a video I hadn’t seen yet
I'd still like to know exactly how much an explosion of clams is
I highly recommend their song 'This Song Is So Heavy' if that exists on Custom at all 🤘🏻
This sounds like a system of a down song
Nate Brennan THIS IS NOT A SONG... IT'S A TERRACOTTA PIE!
You have earned my respect and a crisp high-five!
I know right? The chorus especially. Glad to see I'm not alone.
I can't eat my sandwich without tires and crowbars
Psychostick has great sandwiches
This was one good sandwich and it will go to my playlist
This is not a comment, it's a sandwich!
Kind of mad that the song is censored. Is the audio from the official Rock Band Network release? Cause the same parts were censored on that version, also:
"It can't be (Windows Vista), cause it doesn't suck enough."
"It couldn't be a (boob), cause it isn't very squishy."
But stoner and joint aren't censored? Wtf...
Yeah, this is a conversion from Rock Band. Exact same audio.
@@JasonParadise this is not a reply, it's a sandwich
@@RadiantPickle Yeah, they shouldn't censor a SANDWICH!
This is not a pipe, it's a comment.
I can't get this out of my head!!!! Arggghhhh!!!! Damn you Jason! I'm hungry now...
psychostick deserves so much recognition
This is the most djent sandwich I've ever heard.
This is great sandwich
Noodles
*Pizza*
TIRES
*CROWBARS*
Damn, can't believe he ate that whole sandwich in one bite.
Love this sandwich
You shared a sandwich with almost 80k people! Must've been a big sandwich.
I'm eating a delicious sandwich while watching this.
This sounds like something SOAD would write lol
Rudiger67 you need to hear more psychostick, soad is fucking serious in comparison
If you like that, look for "I can only count to four"
Hold up my school does a lip sync thing every year. If I can get a couple other people I'd do this, but the whole thing is sitting up there eating a sandwich.
I am literally eating a Sandwich as I watch this, couldn't be more proud!
Tires, and crowbars!
Well... If THIS is a sandwich then where is my sandwich? I didn't get a song because its a SANDWICH! Mmmm turkey...
This ain't a comment it's a croissant
When I saw the title, I thought I'd missed a new Chon song.
SANDWICH!
Listening to this while eating a sandwich
The Outsiders now you’ve got a sandwich in your mouth and your ears!
I AM FULL OF SANDVICH... AND I'M COMING FOR YOUUU!
This sandwich sounds so nice!
Yes, I do like sandwiches.
This is a great song!
I've had a taste of this sandwich by watching this video. Now I must take a bite of my own
Send this to literally anyone with no context... watch magic unfold.
that was a delicious sandwich thanks for shareing it :3
When he said crowbars Jason’s face was priceless
Damn you Quiznos and your surprisingly fitting ad!
Is it bad any time I see a goofy song title or video title I jist assume it's Psychostick
I love them so much
And here I am... singing along
Project Mayhem Airsoft lol i feel youre pain
Goofy Sandwich title, you mean
Pretty cool -song- *SANDWICH* actually
I can't wait for this food review!
I've had many sandwiches, and boy this sure is one.
Best sandwich ever!
It's so hard to chew though I can only chew it on small mode, good job james for eating the sandwich 100% full eat extra large mode
Me: It is for sure a song.
Artist:SANDWICH!
0:26 this guy in the chat is saying he is having jaw surgery in a year expecting Jason to just set down his guitar and dedicate this video, not to playing the song, but to say good luck to this guy for something not relevant for a year.
Psychostick is a hillarious band to listen to
omg him.... contemplating life after that and during xD
My friend's band opened for these guys, Definitely see these guys live if you get the chance!!!!!!!
That's so rad! \m/
Yeah! they actually ended their set early so they could get a chance to meet the fans and I was able to talk to all of them, take selfies with them, and get a cd signed by them! They're really awesome dudes!
This sandwich tastes like Metal.
what is this masterpiece
"It couldn't be a beer because it isn't good and stuff"
ah psychostick i will always love those guys
Good job playing that .sndwch file.
I hear they're really hard to port to that game.
Um... Im pretty sure this is a song..
NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!
JasonParadise :)
nope its a sandwich
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Sandwich? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *kicks you into the pit*
I have acquired all the calories that I had required at the moment.
I place a challenge... play quack kills perfectly and I'll hail you as a king.
I do hope you get to more Psychostick.
Jason's face this entire song xD
I had this sandwich for lunch today. So filling!
Rockband network memories ):
This is not a song, it's a sandwich - Psychostick
I love psychostick! They put on a really fun show.
This is why Psychostick is awesome, all their songs are their own meme songs
What songs?
Rock band network nostalgia 😩
THIS IS NOT A SONG ITS A SANDWICH!!!!
This is my new favourite sandwich
This sandwich is pretty catchy
I was really hoping the section names would be sandwich ingredients
tasty. every time. best lunch.
The bass riffs from the start are sexy AF. Any songs that have a similar riff?
From the limited exposure I've had to this group thanks to Jason (And you're free to debate me below if I'm wrong...) But Psychostick seems to have a storied condition of going from 0 to ONE MILLION and back in so short a space of time that the whiplash would take your head clean off your neck. XD
Omfg I haven’t listened to this song in forever😂
And now I want him to play more Psychostick
2:00 THEY CENSORED WINDOWS VISTA lmao
This is the second video that shows up when you search the song name.
Ok I'm convinced. It's a sandwich
That was the best sandwich I've ever had
I'm full
That was the best sandwich I ever heard
My favorite sandwich
Most confusing so- _sandwich_ I've ever had
Why is this sandwich actually good
This song is lit
In reality a sandwich like that could kill ya..........but oh well *Bites into it*
I love psychostick!!!!! This is not a song it’s a sandwich
you got yhe love the sandwich!
This is not a comment, it's a burrito.