Lmaoo. Shoutout to my British people. I worked for Universal Orlando and a majority of foreign tourist are from England. The realism of that made it all the funnier.
I remember my mum telling me that when we went to Disney in the early 2000's (I was only a toddler then) that two blokes stole an old woman's purse and had made a dash for it, my dad giving chase. My mum then runs up to one of the security guards and tells him what happened, he looked in the direction the thieves went, then back at her and said "Don't worry madam, they wont make it out of here", a few minutes later my dad was walking back to us, with the thieves who were being escorted by two other men who worked for the Disney secret services.
+ESL 420BlazeIt Your not a "true" american. No one is 100 % murican nowadays. Were all from different countries with different race etc etc. Anyone can technically be murican.
Crowbean yeah, I agree it he had let them in, he probably would’ve gotten written up for breaking the rules, and if you get written up a certain amount of times, you get fired
So this is totally full-circle, but I remember watching this video way back when I was young and impressionable. When you said to be “the best employee you could be,” I actually took that to heart. I remember getting a job at a really big tech company and applied that philosophy day in and day out, all because of you. All because I watched this video. The job didn’t entirely work out, but coming back to watch this full circle... man, I remember how hard I was trying. I felt so inspired because if sWooZie could do it and make it fun, why couldn’t I? Thank you sWooZie for helping me remember such a big moment from my past and inspiring me to do better! You rock!
Once took your advice of "outdoing myself". We're not allowed to accept tips at my job, but a customer bought be a case of oreos, and I love Oreos so yay!
I have incredibly mixed feelings for that English family tho. If I were in Swoo’s shoes, I’d probably have done the same thing, and I’d feel terrible for having to play the bad guy. Even if it wasn’t their fault, there’s nothing I could do besides giving them my condolences. Those rules are in place for a reason. Making one exception might seem harmless enough, but you let one late family in, and then you could have like 50 late families begging to let you in. It’s a slippery slope that’s not worth risking.
Yeah, that is true. Even if you tried to keep it a secret, the place is so crowded that any guest or manager could have seen you do it and you would get written up or fired on the spot. Plus, if you need the money and you're one of the only POCs there, you'd risk looking bad and losing your chance to earn a decent amount of money.
"Y-you see that rock over there sir? We'll even sit on the rock-we'll jst-look at the sharp edges so we'll probably cut ourselves and bleed to death on it we don't care! Just please! Pleease, pleease........" idk why I died so hard😂😂😂😂
They call it Asset Protection. I walked in to one and randomly asked the cashier "how many AP's are working tonight?". He said "oh sorry miss but I can't tell you that.".
+Regina Palisano as a retired cop... i worked with all levels of walmart security left and right. asset protection isn't some highly guarded secret. almost every store (target walmart etc ) has lp's (loss prevention) in pain clothes that you would never realize work there and follow thieves on camera.
I saw a Disney secret service on my trip last week and I only noticed him because I noticed the clear earpiece in his ear and I showed it to my whole family and he said something in his microphone and looked at me like "dude why u blow my cover" and he hurried away looking all paranoid around at all the guests.
I actually knew about the secret service. My mom and her friend sat on a bench talking for two hours while my friends and I were going around, and someone came up to them and started asking them questions about if they had kids, where there kids are, what they are doing, why are they just sitting there, like really more questions than a curious stranger would ask.
If he let that family in, he'd have to let EVERY SINGLE family who was late to any showing in as well. Adande's managers hate his guts so they won't take too kindly to him breaking the rules.
Funny story, I went to Disney a few weeks ago, and I walk up to a manager who is praising an employee, and I just say in a voice like Swoozie' s whispering voice "Disney's secret service". The manager walks up to me and asks "How did you learn about that?" I just reply with "Swoo-" then he just starts yelling and cursing, then he kicks me out of the park, I think he lost his job then, but he deserves it, cursing at Disney? Shame.
I worked Epcot Festivals and Star Wars:Galaxy’s Edge. I was guest flow at GE for the opening of Rise of the Resistance and we had a virtual queue, which filled up within 20 minutes of rope drop. The sheer number of people who would get upset with me for not letting them on the ride was crazy. So many people told me that I ruined their vacation that I eventually had a competition with some of my co-workers to see who ruined the most vacations.
2018 is almost over and it has been the hardest year of my life. I just wanted to re-watch this video before it was over. I've dealt with extreme insecurities and I just wanted to thank you sWooZie, I watched this video and it made me realize I don't have to be the best or what everyone considers great; I just need to do the best I can and work from there. I saw this in augest and its been my goal since
Dude, I say this with sincerity, you ought to go into voice acting at some point. I about died with your re-telling of that British family trying to get in... lol. Great video!
0:40 I actually feel like Walgreens brain washes you because when I'm there getting food or something, I constantly smile to strangers and I have to stop myself from asking if they need help lol
So true about the Secret Service. My girl and I just spent last week in DW, and I was spotting guys left and right that were dressed in jeans/T-shirts, but with sunglasses and hats on, hanging up on walls. They literally had *earpieces* in, and the first time I saw one I thought I was being crazy. I started getting close to him, saw the earpiece, and then he made me. I got followed around Animal Kingdom for two hours, from the Yeti ride to the safari and all the way to Dino USA. They're creepy :X
So two girls on a field trip to Universal a few years ago went into a gift shop and stole something (I forget what, maybe jewerly or something), and the secret service people, who are, of course, dressed up to look like every other visitor there and blend in, saw them and followed them, then when they caught the two they went to our band teacher and told them what happened and that they wanted to bring the two girl's parents here to Universal to pick them up. But my band teacher convinced them that the parent's don't need to go and pick them up (it is at the very least a hour drive from the school, probably two hours, actually, imagine if your parents had to drive that long while thinking their child did an attempt in shoplifting) and so at the end the two girls had to sign a contract that if the two ever stepped on Universal property again they would get a fine (a big one). The rest of the field trip the two did nothing and the band teacher had to watch over them. Then my band teacher said when they got back to school the dean would decide their punishment, and, of course, the parent's would have their own punishment also for their child.
lpsfanforeverofficial Most stores have undercover security to prevent and apprehend shop lifters. They watch the security cameras and also walk around the store pretending to be customers. So it it really a surprise a company as big as Disney has em?
I know right!! I have always wanted to know how he did that. I've worked as a lifeguard for years at a luxury spa and gym and tips are just not a thing. Wtf. 😫
Talk to them, with a very carrying sounding voice. When talking to the men (the ones that tip) talk in a higher tone. Like you would to a child. No joke.
+Anisa Ally Yes but being they would be on a international flight, and will have to check in, and get there early and stuff, they still shouldn't be at the park. Getting out of there would be murder...having to get a taxi, and all of that. Plus, when I worked at Walt Disney World, I had many international guests say to me "Our plane leaves in 40 minutes, let us see the show...please"
+Wolfmyth100 No, but they are leaving to go to the airport in 40 minutes. We don't know when the actual flight is. They may be getting there 2 hours before the flight leaves; you don't know.
Even if it's true, he learned a valuable lesson because of that incident, which is to try to do his best in what he does and work hard. It's also a valuable lesson for us to do our best in life. :)
It probably was just a family that wanted to go somewhere else because the kids weren't enjoying the show. Not something overly dramatic but could use a spice up to make the story interesting
I agree with you. Give it your all with your job! I work at the cafeteria of my college and typically, it's a job people hate. But I make sure to smile, start conversations, put a little extra food in the meals, all that stuff. One customer even asked I sing with him while I make the food and I did. Thanks to that, I've gotten positive reviews and my boss is proud. She offered me a summer position (super rare opportunity w/ tons of extra pay), let me eat brownies with her in the office sometimes and goes out of her way to not put me behind grill (aka most dreaded shift ever). And customers have specifically asked for me; I've made friends easily. But one of the best parts is knowing I made someone's day a bit better.
Morgan Shepherd yeah, i went there once and some guy fell off one of the rides, when he did, he landed smack on the god damned pavement and screamed really loud as if he saw a monster or something. Some paramedics arrived and carried him away, and he was still screaming too. A lot of people were chatting about that too. Now if you ask, i think i saw bone sticking out from his leg, so his leg probably broke in two from the impact. Fucking crazy man
I was working at a swimming pool at one time on Ft Bragg, North Carolina, some one tipped me 500.00 bucks just for being nice to a guy ,and his family. I spent it on a PS3, and a video game.
Must have been a 4 star general, I didn't know a single person in the military while I severed that made enough money too tip anyone $500.00! You are very lucky!!!
well no shit its no wonder why my school cannot do grad night at disney cause its mostly the past graduated student at my school who were smoking weed at disney land and they didnt even know that disney have a secret service. - _ - and that why my grad night was at knots AND WE LEAVE EARLY I HATE IT
You shouldn't be smoking illegal substances in publicl in the first place... that's fucked up especially since it's in a fucking kid's park. How dumb can you people be?
cause my school is ghetto as fuck and yes im going to name my highschool because I already graduated and I dont care to expose it but Rancho doesnt know how to keep a straight line
The only time i got to go to Disney was last summer, it was a school group vacation so i had to stick with the tour-guy and the group, he gave us like an hour or two for us to do whatever we want. I went to the rides that i wanted and had fun, then i was like "Ohh i get to meet the princesses", cause half of the point being there was for the princess, yes i'm almost eighteen and you can call me immature or whatever but think about it this way, i never got to go to Disneyland until those days, what did you expect? Anyways so i always searched for the princesses and never got to meet them, until one day after searching i finally found one, Merida. I was so excited and i ran up there and was about to go in, until, this old lady employee, put this chain right in front of me. I was like "Hey couldn't i just cut in? I mean there are only three people inside and i really want-" "Sorry, you should come tomorrow" "But, i'm not coming tomorrow" she ignore and i walked away, why couldn't i come the next day, cause it was a school group vacation, you can't repeat the same events. So yeah, i'm gonna die without meeting a Disney princess.
Ok, so, I'm 13, and, i got a summerjob for a week on a Convention. I worked in the Conventions camping, you know, cleaning up in the camping, helping people raise their tents, letting in people that has a ticket and so, and we had like, 3 rules. Dont let anyone that doset have a ticket in, dont leave the entrence to the camping if you are alone on entrenceguard, and dont let the guest charge their phones by the entrence, only the employees are allowed to charge their phones there. But then, this guy gets a attack of some sort, and he fell to the ground and started shaking, and he couldent feel his legs and so, and we helped him up, and made a bed of some chairs and blankets, witch we then put him on. And after like... half an hour or so, he asked me if i could charge his phone for him, he had to call his girlfriend and tell her that he couldet make it becase of the attack. And I actually let him charge his phone there. My manger came and was really pissed, and asked whos phone it was. I told him It was Another employees.
When I went to Disneyland in September of this year I saw 382 subliminal mickeys, I'm writing this to you now because I hear it's a small world playing outside my door and someone who sounds like micky keeps knocking and saying "let me in haha"
0:31 LOL, that literally happened in my High School Spanish class. A kid walked in and asked how to say please stand away from the door and I told him it in Spanish because I went to Disney 2 weeks before that
"For 6 months?"
"Yes sir, please "
"No."
"Don't tell anybody"
"OK, I won't"
*tells 5.6 million people.
*5.7 million 0_0
WatchTheWorldBURN Make that 5.72m
The Master of Bad Puns (T.M.B.P.) 5.7m
Jordan Coull do you even maths
5.733m
"Sir, but we're from England!" 😂😂
"Mhm"
no budy gives a crap lol
Buddy
Lmaoo. Shoutout to my British people. I worked for Universal Orlando and a majority of foreign tourist are from England. The realism of that made it all the funnier.
That sounds like a you problem
His voice for that blond girl was... HILARIOUS 😂🤣🤣😂😂
"You know we have a problem when me and my black friends come to the park and won't even eat your chicken."
Ohmygoodness best line ever x3
ホシ HAHAHA XDDD
Shadow Wolf My black friend came to my house eating chicken one day
ホシ *tries not to laugh* ... *bursts out laughing*
Shadow Wolf It's true, babe.
It was good chicken.
ホシ MHMMM! :3
Idk why but that blonde chick's voice cracks me up
Yea
Omg yeah XD
I know
Yeah her voith ith pretty annoying
+Katie Kat omg me too!
I remember my mum telling me that when we went to Disney in the early 2000's (I was only a toddler then) that two blokes stole an old woman's purse and had made a dash for it, my dad giving chase. My mum then runs up to one of the security guards and tells him what happened, he looked in the direction the thieves went, then back at her and said "Don't worry madam, they wont make it out of here", a few minutes later my dad was walking back to us, with the thieves who were being escorted by two other men who worked for the Disney secret services.
the thieve was a actor too to make people believe no one can get out of disney land while robbing...jk idk
+ESL 420BlazeIt Your not a "true" american. No one is 100 % murican nowadays. Were all from different countries with different race etc etc. Anyone can technically be murican.
Technically no human is truly American ever. Even native Americans were from Asia first.
+ESL 420BlazeIt there are british australlians and even Canadians on you tube and millions of subs
Lol
Everybody's here like "I feel so bad for that English family." And I'm like "That's the rules, tho."
Crowbz ikr
Crowbz He broke some other rules though. So... yeah.
The rules are not an excuse ever for not doing the right thing
Crowbean yea but they’re from England
Crowbean yeah, I agree it he had let them in, he probably would’ve gotten written up for breaking the rules, and if you get written up a certain amount of times, you get fired
"Dude, you ruined their vacation."
Ya think, Adande!? 😂 You were a savage lol
Loida Perez fuck
Loyda Perez what happened
But he was just doing what he was paid to do
11.7 mil now lol
12.1 million people now
YEA LETS GET MICKEY TATTOOS ON OUR FOREHEADSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEES
Ikr lol
xD
YEAAAAAAA!
+Heidi McCombs As he said that, I looked at the Minnie tattoo on my wrist...
"Okaaaay, I won't!"
Subtle White Chicks reference lmfao
FriendlyFire2830 ty
So this is totally full-circle, but I remember watching this video way back when I was young and impressionable. When you said to be “the best employee you could be,” I actually took that to heart. I remember getting a job at a really big tech company and applied that philosophy day in and day out, all because of you. All because I watched this video. The job didn’t entirely work out, but coming back to watch this full circle... man, I remember how hard I was trying. I felt so inspired because if sWooZie could do it and make it fun, why couldn’t I? Thank you sWooZie for helping me remember such a big moment from my past and inspiring me to do better! You rock!
Once took your advice of "outdoing myself". We're not allowed to accept tips at my job, but a customer bought be a case of oreos, and I love Oreos so yay!
Dude you spelled me wrong
You are possibly the best youtuber I've ever found through the 'reccomended' list.
He's the best youtuber I've ever found.
Omg me too
True
So true
Ikr
That's my new excuse please I'm from England!
lol
I get all The likes lol
AARONSOCOOLZ saa well u didn't for this comment😝
I get all The likes kno
Sir... Or are you ma'am.. I can't tell.. I'm from England!
I have incredibly mixed feelings for that English family tho. If I were in Swoo’s shoes, I’d probably have done the same thing, and I’d feel terrible for having to play the bad guy. Even if it wasn’t their fault, there’s nothing I could do besides giving them my condolences. Those rules are in place for a reason. Making one exception might seem harmless enough, but you let one late family in, and then you could have like 50 late families begging to let you in. It’s a slippery slope that’s not worth risking.
EXCATLY
Worded it perfectly
Yeah, that is true. Even if you tried to keep it a secret, the place is so crowded that any guest or manager could have seen you do it and you would get written up or fired on the spot. Plus, if you need the money and you're one of the only POCs there, you'd risk looking bad and losing your chance to earn a decent amount of money.
The English guy sounded like Salad Fingers... Oh the memories...
I like RUSTY SPOons
I like it when the red water comes out
deflowering me daughters rose
+KiwiDoesVids2004 I LIKE IT WHEN THE RED WATER COMES OUT hehehe sooooo creepy XD
Audrey Lyons
NO PLEASE STOP GOD WHY
"Y-you see that rock over there sir? We'll even sit on the rock-we'll jst-look at the sharp edges so we'll probably cut ourselves and bleed to death on it we don't care! Just please! Pleease, pleease........" idk why I died so hard😂😂😂😂
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It's was on that part when I read it
260 likes 2 replies lmfao
sad
I died..... Of crying I'm soft but I will fight you 🤷
"but...sir...we're from England..." XD
Omg I'm English and that English accent made me LOL
sortilege The funniest part 4 me was when the accent started 2 wander into... French? Belgian??
sortilege i speak american
@@zenkim6709 Induan
I know I’m British too and just thought... where were they from again
But we're frome EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEengland
"disney has secret service! but shhhh dont tell anyone!" "ok i wont" *makes a video about the secret service that 3,796,892 people can see*
+An Apple 7,121,804 now
wow
thats even worse! Swoozie what hve you done!
well then... how you gonna get outta this one swoozie? 7-8 billion watching this
+An Apple billion?
''but sir...we're from ENGLAND.''
WHOO! GO ENGLAND XD!
yay
YAY ARTHUR
+Amber-May Wilson same
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***** sINCE YOU LIKE TEA, I LIKE YOU CAUSE TEA! TEA IS ALL THE LOGIC I NEED.
That English family part had me cracking up hahaha!
"But, we're from Eeengland" 😂😂😂
Does anyone else think that swoozie and superwoman r like twins??? They r both friggin hilarious and r so positive and compassionate!!!
+Naina Waghray YES!! :O
they did a vid together
Naina Waghray So true I love them so much ❤️
Wal-Mart has secret service too!!!! lol
I KNEW IT
They call it Asset Protection. I walked in to one and randomly asked the cashier "how many AP's are working tonight?". He said "oh sorry miss but I can't tell you that.".
+Regina Palisano as a retired cop... i worked with all levels of walmart security left and right. asset protection isn't some highly guarded secret. almost every store (target walmart etc ) has lp's (loss prevention) in pain clothes that you would never realize work there and follow thieves on camera.
They're too obvious also, they follow you into isles, and just Listen in on conversations if you're not alone,
All large stored do...
I saw a Disney secret service on my trip last week and I only noticed him because I noticed the clear earpiece in his ear and I showed it to my whole family and he said something in his microphone and looked at me like "dude why u blow my cover" and he hurried away looking all paranoid around at all the guests.
Swooz: "It will open up A WHOLE NEW WORLD. With new fantastic points of view."
Me: Yep, definitely brainwashed.
If I worked on Tower of Terror I would do a creepy Undertaker style smile and laugh
Cx that would be amazing
***** Like Jeff?
mariah thieman who is jeff is it from clarence the TV show
Chryis Thierry i believe they mean Jeff the Killer
Julia Sanchez undertaker? kuroshitsuji!
I actually knew about the secret service. My mom and her friend sat on a bench talking for two hours while my friends and I were going around, and someone came up to them and started asking them questions about if they had kids, where there kids are, what they are doing, why are they just sitting there, like really more questions than a curious stranger would ask.
I feel, SO BAD, for that family from England. It's kind of unhealthy... at least you made up with other families.
+ksp lover 1212 oh
***** To be honest I'm not sure whether you're trying to scam me or not. Just go have a nice day for me :)
me too, she sounded old. its just WRONG to reject old people :(
I want to cry
If he let that family in, he'd have to let EVERY SINGLE family who was late to any showing in as well. Adande's managers hate his guts so they won't take too kindly to him breaking the rules.
That English accent was just 👌
I was at disney in Florida and I had a picture with buzz light year and he hit me in the head and I got a perfect picture of it😂😂😂
I WANT TO SEE THIS PICTURE
You got a picture of it..... but we can’t see it........ soooooooo
stitch chased me around and captured me
Funny story, I went to Disney a few weeks ago, and I walk up to a manager who is praising an employee, and I just say in a voice like Swoozie' s whispering voice "Disney's secret service". The manager walks up to me and asks "How did you learn about that?" I just reply with "Swoo-" then he just starts yelling and cursing, then he kicks me out of the park, I think he lost his job then, but he deserves it, cursing at Disney? Shame.
Best Disney quote: "Please stay clear of the door, Por favor manteganse alejado de las puertas" ~ Monerail guy
I worked Epcot Festivals and Star Wars:Galaxy’s Edge. I was guest flow at GE for the opening of Rise of the Resistance and we had a virtual queue, which filled up within 20 minutes of rope drop. The sheer number of people who would get upset with me for not letting them on the ride was crazy. So many people told me that I ruined their vacation that I eventually had a competition with some of my co-workers to see who ruined the most vacations.
I LOVE you the voice you use for some of the characters.
The England family tho
I felt really sad about that
Dovey but it was the rules
even tho it was a bit sad
they we're still going against the rules
sad face
"Sir, but we are from England."
"Mhm."
2018 is almost over and it has been the hardest year of my life. I just wanted to re-watch this video before it was over. I've dealt with extreme insecurities and I just wanted to thank you sWooZie, I watched this video and it made me realize I don't have to be the best or what everyone considers great; I just need to do the best I can and work from there. I saw this in augest and its been my goal since
YOU ARE AWESOME YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBSCRIBERS
He has 4 million what do you mean?
HE MEANS EVEN MORE
It's a she
+CameronZimos needs 4.3 billion
natuon arscon do u mean 4.4 bil
1:18 Anyone else see Mickey appeared randomly there with a lamp on his head?
yeah a bunch of other Mickey-related stuff showed up too.
Mhm. So much Mickeys.
+Charlotte U i was about 2 say XD
Yep
Yep
Penis
Man
Guess you ended up telling 6 million
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What
VA Annie May imscared
Me too...me too...
+VA Annie May XD.. Im scarred ( Thats a real word. )
IM SCARRED FROM THE MICKYYY!!! DX ( lawll )
Dude, I say this with sincerity, you ought to go into voice acting at some point. I about died with your re-telling of that British family trying to get in... lol.
Great video!
"You'll end up finding a whole new world"
No pun intended?
He said a different part of the song after that, so pun very much so intended :)
It's the brainwashing
+$кʊøʟłƴШøłℓ⑂ With fantastic points of view
ALADDIN!
"DISSTHHNEYS SETHCRET STHERVICETHH"
0:40 I actually feel like Walgreens brain washes you because when I'm there getting food or something, I constantly smile to strangers and I have to stop myself from asking if they need help lol
Yeah I asked someone who worked their if they got time and a half for working Christmas and she didn't know that was a thing.
LETS GET MICKEY TATTOOS ON OUR FORHEADS😂😂
So true about the Secret Service. My girl and I just spent last week in DW, and I was spotting guys left and right that were dressed in jeans/T-shirts, but with sunglasses and hats on, hanging up on walls. They literally had *earpieces* in, and the first time I saw one I thought I was being crazy. I started getting close to him, saw the earpiece, and then he made me. I got followed around Animal Kingdom for two hours, from the Yeti ride to the safari and all the way to Dino USA.
They're creepy :X
Wow
Universal also has secret service. My band teacher told me a really interesting story of it.
whats the story?
So two girls on a field trip to Universal a few years ago went into a gift shop and stole something (I forget what, maybe jewerly or something), and the secret service people, who are, of course, dressed up to look like every other visitor there and blend in, saw them and followed them, then when they caught the two they went to our band teacher and told them what happened and that they wanted to bring the two girl's parents here to Universal to pick them up. But my band teacher convinced them that the parent's don't need to go and pick them up (it is at the very least a hour drive from the school, probably two hours, actually, imagine if your parents had to drive that long while thinking their child did an attempt in shoplifting) and so at the end the two girls had to sign a contract that if the two ever stepped on Universal property again they would get a fine (a big one). The rest of the field trip the two did nothing and the band teacher had to watch over them. Then my band teacher said when they got back to school the dean would decide their punishment, and, of course, the parent's would have their own punishment also for their child.
It's just loss prevention lmao.
Chezzere Day What
lpsfanforeverofficial Most stores have undercover security to prevent and apprehend shop lifters. They watch the security cameras and also walk around the store pretending to be customers. So it it really a surprise a company as big as Disney has em?
Wtf how do you get tips as a lifeguard i need these secrets please explain
I know right!! I have always wanted to know how he did that. I've worked as a lifeguard for years at a luxury spa and gym and tips are just not a thing. Wtf. 😫
Talk to the customers and or save them. Some of these old people at my ymca are loaded and give me tips and free stuff.
Talk to them, with a very carrying sounding voice. When talking to the men (the ones that tip) talk in a higher tone. Like you would to a child. No joke.
sophie m @
look hot and be hot. try to make people have a good time
I watch this series every time i go to disney
It’s a rite of passage for me at this point whenever I’m about to leave
LLOOLL THAT GUY FROM ENGLAND 😂
That English accent was the worst accent I've ever heard...
But it was so captivating...
when time was it
+The OJHgamer true
+DudesYTJames (Flame Gaming) 4:32
xD best thing that I have heard all day (I'm a British person)
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"We leave for the airport in about 40 minutes..."
Then you shouldn't be at the park....
If they leave in 40 minutes why shouldn't they be there? He said we leave in 40 min not we have to be there in 40 min.
He didn't say that the plane was leaving in 40 min. He said that they were leaving the park to go to the airport in 40 min.
+Anisa Ally Yes but being they would be on a international flight, and will have to check in, and get there early and stuff, they still shouldn't be at the park. Getting out of there would be murder...having to get a taxi, and all of that.
Plus, when I worked at Walt Disney World, I had many international guests say to me "Our plane leaves in 40 minutes, let us see the show...please"
+Wolfmyth100 No, but they are leaving to go to the airport in 40 minutes. We don't know when the actual flight is. They may be getting there 2 hours before the flight leaves; you don't know.
"Don't tell anybody"
-"OK, I won't"
*Tells 10 million people*
"lets get Mickey tattoos on our forehead"😂😂😂😂
DITHNEY THECRET THERVISSSSSSS
I laugh every time. XD
England dude keeps begging but SwooZie says no LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:31 - Wow, excellent Kristen Schaal impression. 😁
3:16 - Huh? Haunted Mansion CMs don't have to smile, even evilly.
This video was HILARIOUS!!!
Lol ikr
"We leave for the airport in 40 minutes"
I've heard that one before...if you're leaving in 40 minutes, you shouldn't be here....
did that english family thing actually happen? i doubt it, but if it did... jeez Adande, you're harsh.
Even if it's true, he learned a valuable lesson because of that incident, which is to try to do his best in what he does and work hard. It's also a valuable lesson for us to do our best in life. :)
Matthew Edbert yeah i know, but still... working on an oil rig for half a year???
.... i dont have anything to say on that.
+KAKASHIHOKAGE709 lmfao he's probably over reacting it smh ofcourse they'll still have money
I feel like it's true just over exaggerated for good story telling.
It probably was just a family that wanted to go somewhere else because the kids weren't enjoying the show. Not something overly dramatic but could use a spice up to make the story interesting
"Sir....but....we're from England!"
Good point
I agree with you. Give it your all with your job!
I work at the cafeteria of my college and typically, it's a job people hate. But I make sure to smile, start conversations, put a little extra food in the meals, all that stuff. One customer even asked I sing with him while I make the food and I did. Thanks to that, I've gotten positive reviews and my boss is proud. She offered me a summer position (super rare opportunity w/ tons of extra pay), let me eat brownies with her in the office sometimes and goes out of her way to not put me behind grill (aka most dreaded shift ever). And customers have specifically asked for me; I've made friends easily. But one of the best parts is knowing I made someone's day a bit better.
Omg I used to work at Six Flags and EVERYTHING YOU SAID is so true even for there. Theme Parks I swear!
I worked at Six Flags as a lifeguard and it was a nigtmare. Omg.
Iceechibi Never again. Lol
Oh god... I'm so scared of six flags! I've heard so many things about people dying and stuff! Never will I go there =\
Morgan Shepherd yeah, i went there once and some guy fell off one of the rides, when he did, he landed smack on the god damned pavement and screamed really loud as if he saw a monster or something. Some paramedics arrived and carried him away, and he was still screaming too. A lot of people were chatting about that too. Now if you ask, i think i saw bone sticking out from his leg, so his leg probably broke in two from the impact. Fucking crazy man
dang
I miss the videos where it was all drawings even thou i love seeing his actual vlogs with him in it but i just love the way it draws
I love this guys videos. Voices are the BEST.
The 'hidden mickeys' are so messed up that one time when I went to Disney world, there was a motherfuckin cloud shaped as Mickey.
I was working at a swimming pool at one time on Ft Bragg, North Carolina, some one tipped me 500.00 bucks just for being nice to a guy ,and his family. I spent it on a PS3, and a video game.
Jenny Armstrong Nice.
Must have been a 4 star general, I didn't know a single person in the military while I severed that made enough money too tip anyone $500.00! You are very lucky!!!
Talk about dieing rich. Lol
Jenny Armstrong GG m8, GG.
+DeadDudeDabzOut Who or what did you "sever"? I know you meant "serve" but I just found that part of your comment amusing.
well no shit its no wonder why my school cannot do grad night at disney cause its mostly the past graduated student at my school who were smoking weed at disney land and they didnt even know that disney have a secret service. - _ - and that why my grad night was at knots AND WE LEAVE EARLY I HATE IT
You shouldn't be smoking illegal substances in publicl in the first place... that's fucked up especially since it's in a fucking kid's park. How dumb can you people be?
cause my school is ghetto as fuck and yes im going to name my highschool because I already graduated and I dont care to expose it but Rancho doesnt know how to keep a straight line
+mickypure It's not illegal everywhere ^_~
mickypure well when i went to Disney the other day there was a smoking area so don’t talk if u don’t know shit 😂
TOYSFORME2 Yeah, for cigarettes. Not pot? Lol
Man: “Yes sir pls”
Swoozie:“Nope”
🤣 best scene ever
The only time i got to go to Disney was last summer, it was a school group vacation so i had to stick with the tour-guy and the group, he gave us like an hour or two for us to do whatever we want. I went to the rides that i wanted and had fun, then i was like "Ohh i get to meet the princesses", cause half of the point being there was for the princess, yes i'm almost eighteen and you can call me immature or whatever but think about it this way, i never got to go to Disneyland until those days, what did you expect? Anyways so i always searched for the princesses and never got to meet them, until one day after searching i finally found one, Merida. I was so excited and i ran up there and was about to go in, until, this old lady employee, put this chain right in front of me. I was like "Hey couldn't i just cut in? I mean there are only three people inside and i really want-" "Sorry, you should come tomorrow" "But, i'm not coming tomorrow" she ignore and i walked away, why couldn't i come the next day, cause it was a school group vacation, you can't repeat the same events. So yeah, i'm gonna die without meeting a Disney princess.
"But sir, sir, were from ENGLAND, can't we just sit over there?"
"Lemme think. No"
Lol fav part :)
DO WHAT I SAY. I AM FROM ENGLAND.
no
Yes ^W^
'twas a joke from the video, bruh. I am British though.
I know I am English why the stupid stereotype I am a hardcore gamer and feel more the opposite of the stereotype
Racist
I've been watching your Disney confession videos for years and they are so funny!
DITHNEY THECRET THERVITH!!
Oh my god the part with the British family omg hilarious
im crying laughing right now because of the english family. "sir...but.....we're from England." lol omg
England is their city.
8 yrs later still here ❤
Ok, so, I'm 13, and, i got a summerjob for a week on a Convention. I worked in the Conventions camping, you know, cleaning up in the camping, helping people raise their tents, letting in people that has a ticket and so, and we had like, 3 rules. Dont let anyone that doset have a ticket in, dont leave the entrence to the camping if you are alone on entrenceguard, and dont let the guest charge their phones by the entrence, only the employees are allowed to charge their phones there. But then, this guy gets a attack of some sort, and he fell to the ground and started shaking, and he couldent feel his legs and so, and we helped him up, and made a bed of some chairs and blankets, witch we then put him on. And after like... half an hour or so, he asked me if i could charge his phone for him, he had to call his girlfriend and tell her that he couldet make it becase of the attack. And I actually let him charge his phone there. My manger came and was really pissed, and asked whos phone it was. I told him It was Another employees.
Your manager needs to get bitch slapped.
haha, even swoozie and his black friends won't even eat the fried chicken. XD lol
That had me rolling on the floor, LIterally!!!!!!!!!!
code RED!
“Sir but we’re from England”
😂😂😂
"please sir, my children love Indy"
The children: 👁️👄👁️
That's the most Japanese English accent I've ever heard
Secret Service? Isn't that just loss prevention? Most stores have that why wouldn't Disney?
Well it's just a label. Call it whatever you think, but that's just what Disney calls it
+Haruka Yukimura Well, it is a "secret service". They are basically undercover police officers hired by Disney.
+Magu the Mango I know but based on what I read, she's just making a synonym for secret service
Why can't disney name something to make it disney-ish ?
Ummmm.... just be quiet cause we got enough stupid in this world already
When I went to Disneyland in September of this year I saw 382 subliminal mickeys, I'm writing this to you now because I hear it's a small world playing outside my door and someone who sounds like micky keeps knocking and saying "let me in haha"
those 1K dislikes r all the managers in disney XD
Loool I'm from England and went to Disneyland and died at his impersonation 😂😂😂
0:31 LOL, that literally happened in my High School Spanish class. A kid walked in and asked how to say please stand away from the door and I told him it in Spanish because I went to Disney 2 weeks before that
I was part of my middle school's bilingual Aladdin. So I see what you did at the end there. Pretty smooth way to slip that in there dude X3
2:49
301 views and 1,700 likes?
TH-cam logic am I right?
Do you not get why its 301 views? And yeah youtube logic.
TH-cam is broken again
"Sir.. but were from England.." "Mhm" FUCKING THAT "mhm" KILLS ME
You know you have a problem when me and my black friends come to the park and won't even eat your chicken
-Swoozie 2013
The scene when youre telling the british family no is my everyday at work! lol
But... We're from England!
I felt SO sorry for the english guy....
I didn't I laughed I am so mean XD
I feel like the family was the employees pretending to be guests.
+Lynn Booster I cry everytime
I
he knows send in the cleaner...
We are from England 🏴