Going from killing 2 people to immediately going on a genocidal rampage that kills 1000s and spans across the entire known world only to be killed off at the height of your power by your inner council is the most lore-accurate role play of Paul Atreides I have ever seen.
@@ianlavalley1803 I keep suggesting that they look at the Hollow Knight hunter/ racing mods and community for ideas, like Fireb0rn's channel, but they haven't seen my comments yet. Spiff's Skyrim challenges could easily become a routine series that barely becomes stale.
oh, somehow that reminded me of a very old Apple game i had called "Galactic trader". you buy some goods, then travel from planet to planet trading them for other goods. it sounds simple, but you can ONLY use each particular "route" ONCE. AND the only place you can buy or sell goods for CASH is your home planet, Galactica, AND every time you go there you might be randomly assassinated by The Emperor! a VERY frustrating game. PS: the same company also made a game called "Galactic Empire", where you build ships and try to conquer as many other planets as you can in a limited time, i think it's 1000 years. (traveling from planet to planet takes multiple years, because you don't have FTL) it's funny how some things stick in you head, let me see how many planet names i can remember: Alhambra Bok Drassa 2 Eventide Farside Galactica Harkon Javiny Kgolta Lythyl Moonsweep Novena Ootsi Proyc Sparta Twyrx Utopia Viejo Yang-tsu Zoe
"THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME MAUADIB" from the only British person in the video is somehow the funniest thing when not ten seconds prior he tried to retreat
@@TheTykeit’s the fremen (a group of people native to the sand planet arrakis (or dune)) name for a sand mouse, we actually have something similar irl.
3:28 As an actual denizen of Canterbury the second Spiff declared war towards the town I immediately started seeking out underground bunker specialists….
Tea man may have gotten the most kills. But did he really stack up to the baby killing psychopath serial killer, or the lunatic with a fetish for human bonfires? Me? I am unsure who won, the only thing I know is that as long as any of them held power, humanity lost
It'll be good to see the spiff POV of the great clash between the Fisk and Spiff R&D teams and also one third guy who put up a solid fight given the circumstances and would've won if he was just a bit more unhinged.
It is only his sheer level of psychosis and capacity to commit mass homicide that allowed him to compete with a master game exploiter and a Paradox veteran (also known as a war criminal.)
I love how Valefisk went from being mysteriously dispatched to being Spiff's vassal, only to then rise up against his heir and being ransomed off Spiff's prison only to end up being dispatched in his second time in prison. It was a very colorful life for Openheimer the Strangler.
something spiff left out, is that valefisk actually got QUITE close to spiff's score by the end like, over 100 total, still not quite 150 or anything, but given he also didn't have like, empire spanning literally half the world, that's still dang impressive, lol had the game been at 3x or faster, the outcome would've surely been different
Not even two minutes in and I already approve of choosing Paul Atreides as the avatar for a "which monarch can off the most people" challenge. Nobody does mass murder like Maudib.
@@koolunit Nah, Leto II didn't launch a 60 billion casualty Jihad. Leto may be morally questionable, but he didn't do murder on the same scale as Paul.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem fair enough, no actual war. But kills untold numbers with his reign as the God Emperor, bringing humanity on his Golden Path. Paul took the first steps, Leto walked the Path to its end. Leto II himself can be said to consider himself the most monstrous/murderous Tyrant in history.
@koolunit Monstrous, yes. Murderous, maybe, but that would only be due to the length of his life. Not key to the conversation, but comparing 12 years of leadership to 3500 years isn't much of a comparison. Paul compressed a lot more into such a small time period that I'd still give the "more murderous" award to him even if Leto II killed more people.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem a fair point, if the measure is killed per unit of time, you are probably right, as we are never explicitedly told Leto II had a bigger war/higher killcount during his reign. Though there are his talks with 'the Preacher'..
That moment when one players micro ends up being a Computer Virus Debugging simulator from all the popups at the start, the best part is the context of the simulator
3:50 remember the meme where the doctor says the patient can only eat seafood, so the patient tries to teach the pig how to swim? Pictured the same thing, though trying to teach horses how to swim across the English channel, with riders on them.
As a NEW Englander, I’m flattered y’all know of our Vermin Supreme. He carry’s a large toothbrush because he know’s the world will one day all see the light, and drink Yorkshire Tea.
I love the new story-telling, multiplayer, competitive videos because they are so interesting and it not only shows the exploits themselves but also the pure chaos and fear that is evoked in the minds and hearts of Spiff's opponents. 🤣
I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that you made Paul look both like Timothee and like how he's described in the book. He is indeed a good choice for STARTING an empire, but it's Leto II who REALLY took exploiting reality the limit.
When I saw what region of the world spiff was playing, I suddenly got really nervous, remember kids there can't be any plague, if there isn't anyone left alive.
This video is like the late game Yu Yu Hakusho Villains. "This entire time I've been kicking your ass, I've only been using 10% of my full power" -spiffing brit.
All hail our Lord, Saviour, and Master... *_THE SPIFFING MUAD'DIB!!!_* ... ... ... and pray we are not next upon his glorious chopping block: an executioner's stone made entirely of hyper-compacted Yorkshire Gold tea leaves.
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Perfectly balanced
Going from killing 2 people to immediately going on a genocidal rampage that kills 1000s and spans across the entire known world only to be killed off at the height of your power by your inner council is the most lore-accurate role play of Paul Atreides I have ever seen.
There is something truly ironic about how perfectly it lined up, for sure.
As it was written.
"Nobody knows I killed those kids."
Yeah, this is an incredible follow-up to the Skyrim challenge.
Yorkshire Tea
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Would love more skyrim ones with a chance for a meta to be developed. And as very broken strats are revealed, they can be banned.
@@ianlavalley1803 I keep suggesting that they look at the Hollow Knight hunter/ racing mods and community for ideas, like Fireb0rn's channel, but they haven't seen my comments yet. Spiff's Skyrim challenges could easily become a routine series that barely becomes stale.
-Anakin
How could I think I stood a chance against the Lisan al Gaib ;-;
Plot for revenge, vale
Exploiting loopholes in geo-politics for personal gain is a decent way to gain financial influence, I do it all the time.
IT is a highly relatable activity for the common man
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J..j… Justin Trudeau is that you ?
Yeah, and also works pretty well in CK3
Being assassinated by your own Spy Master because you didn't remember to keep bribing them with titles is peak Crusader Kings.
Dude's a totaly yandere and just wanted to get noticed by senpai
that's realistic though.
oh, somehow that reminded me of a very old Apple game i had called "Galactic trader".
you buy some goods, then travel from planet to planet trading them for other goods.
it sounds simple, but you can ONLY use each particular "route" ONCE.
AND the only place you can buy or sell goods for CASH is your home planet, Galactica, AND every time you go there you might be randomly assassinated by The Emperor!
a VERY frustrating game.
PS: the same company also made a game called "Galactic Empire", where you build ships and try to conquer as many other planets as you can in a limited time, i think it's 1000 years. (traveling from planet to planet takes multiple years, because you don't have FTL)
it's funny how some things stick in you head, let me see how many planet names i can remember:
Alhambra
Bok
Drassa 2
Eventide
Farside
Galactica
Harkon
Javiny
Kgolta
Lythyl
Moonsweep
Novena
Ootsi
Proyc
Sparta
Twyrx
Utopia
Viejo
Yang-tsu
Zoe
@@ericb3157 "This. Is. SPAR~TA~ *opens airlock*!"
"THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME MAUADIB" from the only British person in the video is somehow the funniest thing when not ten seconds prior he tried to retreat
Is Mauadib British or something? I've never seen or read Dune.
@@TheTyke Space Greek
Lawrence of Arrakis
@@TheTykeit’s the fremen (a group of people native to the sand planet arrakis (or dune)) name for a sand mouse, we actually have something similar irl.
I believe Valefisk is also British, he just doesn't have a heavy accent.
"I killed one, two, three... not this one I think he died in a siege, maybe.." God I love CK3
i love that the vermin supreme comment made it into all three videos lmao
Actually met him a couple times, only presidential candidate I will ever respect lol
@@rogershaftly6976 who?
@@couldnotthinkofabettername Vermin Supreme
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Valefisk's child murder schemes were already killing me, but when m16 gave him his pocket money I was wheezing
"But today!" from Spiff is one of the best sounds in the world
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3:28 As an actual denizen of Canterbury the second Spiff declared war towards the town I immediately started seeking out underground bunker specialists….
canterbury’s a real place??? i thought it was fantastical. like camelot or something. lived in uk my whole life 😅
@@nehakhanom2293 Can in fact confirm that Canterbury does very much exist and most certainly has a cathedral, I walk past it every day for work haha
Surprised nobody tried the "close the court, call courtiers and cannibalize them" strat for infinite kills.
Hey hey people.
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Some where between 6-8 children...he can't even give an exact number of his own children he killed...🤣
Sometimes it's easy to forget how much Spiff talks about his own life while playing these games. 😢
Bro got Valefisk to upload a video within a week of another video. That's next level skill.
That was the real exploit
Never in my life did I expect to hear the sentence "Your wife looks like Vermin Supreme."
hahaha right?! 🤣
To bad There's no pony's
Rule number 1: No unaliving the other player's characters.
Spiff: Prepare for a fate worse than death.
he also just straight up kills vale at the end 😂
@@o_-- he can kill them after he dies. He can't kill them for one of his kills
When I saw who Frisk and Reggie were going against, I knew the game was over before it began. Can't outexploit the Tea one.
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Tea man may have gotten the most kills. But did he really stack up to the baby killing psychopath serial killer, or the lunatic with a fetish for human bonfires? Me? I am unsure who won, the only thing I know is that as long as any of them held power, humanity lost
@@EEEEEEEE " Translate to English "
The amazing thing is that Reggie had a genuinely good idea to come back and win.
Reggie almost did though with that feast. RNG was just not on his side though.
"The blood needs to keep flowing Reg" Khorne would be proud!
All we needed was a Blood for the Blood God battle cry Spif...
It wouldn't be on brand since technically the 40k Brits are the Necrons... (the Eldar are, of course, the French).
@@Count.Saruman Typing that when the orkz exist is some kind of heresy. The one true british faction is the boyz.
It'll be good to see the spiff POV of the great clash between the Fisk and Spiff R&D teams and also one third guy who put up a solid fight given the circumstances and would've won if he was just a bit more unhinged.
A bit more unhinged? Damn. Have you seen his content lol
He is already Very Unhinged
It is only his sheer level of psychosis and capacity to commit mass homicide that allowed him to compete with a master game exploiter and a Paradox veteran (also known as a war criminal.)
A very convincing Timothee Chalomeh
he looks like his name is timothy chandelier💀
Timotea Chamomile
Trivago
@@PobortzaPlshh bro gna steal that n not credit you
I love how Valefisk went from being mysteriously dispatched to being Spiff's vassal, only to then rise up against his heir and being ransomed off Spiff's prison only to end up being dispatched in his second time in prison. It was a very colorful life for Openheimer the Strangler.
"You killed my wife!" "That's a typo." Hahahaa!
something spiff left out, is that valefisk actually got QUITE close to spiff's score by the end
like, over 100 total, still not quite 150 or anything, but given he also didn't have like, empire spanning literally half the world, that's still dang impressive, lol
had the game been at 3x or faster, the outcome would've surely been different
He didn't leave it out, it's right there at the end tally.
Spiff is such a nice man everyone wants to play with him even when they know they’re going to lose even before they start
Not even two minutes in and I already approve of choosing Paul Atreides as the avatar for a "which monarch can off the most people" challenge. Nobody does mass murder like Maudib.
Well...maybe Leto II?
@@koolunit Nah, Leto II didn't launch a 60 billion casualty Jihad. Leto may be morally questionable, but he didn't do murder on the same scale as Paul.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem fair enough, no actual war. But kills untold numbers with his reign as the God Emperor, bringing humanity on his Golden Path. Paul took the first steps, Leto walked the Path to its end. Leto II himself can be said to consider himself the most monstrous/murderous Tyrant in history.
@koolunit Monstrous, yes. Murderous, maybe, but that would only be due to the length of his life. Not key to the conversation, but comparing 12 years of leadership to 3500 years isn't much of a comparison. Paul compressed a lot more into such a small time period that I'd still give the "more murderous" award to him even if Leto II killed more people.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem a fair point, if the measure is killed per unit of time, you are probably right, as we are never explicitedly told Leto II had a bigger war/higher killcount during his reign. Though there are his talks with 'the Preacher'..
Some people will have forgotten that valefisk and spiff have played games together for years
I'm so glad you're going back to your roots, even if its the 3rd one. CK2 is the reason I subbed to you long time ago.
Ck2 is honestly one of the greatest games of all time
Yessss
I've tried playing CKIII and it never really caught my fancy but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when Spiff plays it
That moment when one players micro ends up being a Computer Virus Debugging simulator from all the popups at the start, the best part is the context of the simulator
3:50 remember the meme where the doctor says the patient can only eat seafood, so the patient tries to teach the pig how to swim? Pictured the same thing, though trying to teach horses how to swim across the English channel, with riders on them.
Legitimate reaction: Spiff: "I am a kind and benevolent lord", Me: "WHAT?!" God I love this kind of challenge. Would love to see more.
As a NEW Englander, I’m flattered y’all know of our Vermin Supreme. He carry’s a large toothbrush because he know’s the world will one day all see the light, and drink Yorkshire Tea.
VS represent!!
Wait, I just realized, shouldn't people from New England be called New British?
Spiff: gets married the third time
Reggie: immediately starts plotting murder
11:51 lmao
Legit Reggie behaviour lmao
It was when Spiff was asked where London was that he truly regretted vassalizing the Norse instead of razing them to the ground.
Every day we come closer to Valefisk's video on The Campaign for North Africa. Don't torture the man more even more Spiff.
I love the new story-telling, multiplayer, competitive videos because they are so interesting and it not only shows the exploits themselves but also the pure chaos and fear that is evoked in the minds and hearts of Spiff's opponents. 🤣
Building a globe spanning empire built on warfare, shattered dreams, tea, and the bodies of the vanquished?
Yup, Spiff's a brit.
"Don't kill my wife, it don't want the hassle, to be honest." Why did that feel so British? 😂
I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that you made Paul look both like Timothee and like how he's described in the book. He is indeed a good choice for STARTING an empire, but it's Leto II who REALLY took exploiting reality the limit.
I just finished watching Spiff. And look at that. It's Spiff.
Thanks for showing us this game Spif.
I've been looking at it for awhile and I think I'm gonna buy it.
Looks like fun!
Well it's free this weekend so you can give it a whirl before you spend anything
The lands of the Mad Kings, a D&D game of 3 BBEGs that are just mad murder hobos
15:55 "This is the next Oceans movie"
Ah yes! Who can forget 'Oceans 877AD'?
Ocean’s Eleven…hundred…
Knowing vales strategy and rewatching the video and watching spiff trying to find out what the fuck he's doing is hilarious
0:10 Lets be honest, plagues are 60% of the gameplay these days
The editing was phenomenal in this video (along with the concept and comedy obviously). You're crushing it
The "pump and dump" line made me spit out the tea I was drinking.
lovin the Valefisk collabs
When I saw what region of the world spiff was playing, I suddenly got really nervous, remember kids there can't be any plague, if there isn't anyone left alive.
The Brit solos the entire TH-camverse
This video is like the late game Yu Yu Hakusho Villains. "This entire time I've been kicking your ass, I've only been using 10% of my full power" -spiffing brit.
9:17 as they say "if your name is E you have a great destiny"
Mango: you can't torture me anymore, we're married.
Spiff Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tale of King Henry the eighth?
The highlander immortal mod would also be a funny playthrough.
See which one makes it to the last immortal.
fun to watch collab, reggie is actually super funny, originally found his warhammer vids. quite dark humor, right up my alley :D
When spiff plays against other people you know it’s going to be a good video
Just finished the Reggie video, already know this will be great to watch
From Muadib to Muadoob, the history of house Atreides: a tale of death, conquest, and recreational drug usage
This was such a great watch. I would love to see spiff do as he claims and fully take over the world one time though
Had a character a while back that just spammed murder feasts and red weddings, and then got spam haunted by about thirteen of his victims 😂
Excellent stuff as usual, thoroughly enjoyable, just like a nice cup of tea.
i can't believe you removed the war with Oppenheimer and him getting released on bail for 95 gold
22:30 "The Mongols are so kind..."
Spiff "you should REALLY invite me into your lands. im a good boy, promise."
I got to watch Vale's perspective so I know who won the murder contest, but can Spiff beat Vale's level of "crimes against humanity"?
"oh so why one of my daughters are missing?"
"ah yea ummmmmm, sorry missclick"
I love Spiffing had the brilliant strategy to create the Mongol Empire but then had the horror of managing the Mongol Empire.
An amazing slogan for this would been "Every life has value."
Just further proof that when Spiff finally passes, the war criminals of the future will just be chasing his ghost
"I'm warning you spiff, come any closer and I'll murder the kids!"
Spiff: "But they're your kids!"
*Oppenheimer:* _I didn't kill your wife!_
*Spiff:* _I don't care!_
Everything up until 1:39 felt like a fever dream, it was so crazy
This sounds like it's gonna be utter chaos I can't wait
Good on Spiff for giving these little guys a chance in his spot light
Dayum, you never cease to deliver. "This war is the final war". Before starting wars all over the world :D
The song matching the numbers changing at 33:24 was very satisfying
Vale should've renamed his kingdom to Planned Parenthood, jeeze.
10:41 Man Vale, I was eating lunch when you suddenly said that. My lunch almost came out of my nose from trying not to laugh.
Love your content homie, keep pumpin em out!
I shall keep pumpin em out faster than mr oppenheimer
"It's logistically annoying so you gotta go" is the most English thing I've ever seen.
As a resident of New Hampshire. I LOVE the vermin supreme reference 😂
Never thought I’d see Reggie on the spiffing Brit channel what next Kenshi is a perfectly balanced game?
Had to stop at 0:48 ... "... not to directly murder each other" ... so I predict LOTS of murderization of the family of the others xD
Paul Atreides? Vermin Supreme? Calling George Bush a war criminal? This video has everything.
Not enough Dune references
Join me in the next one and pump up those numbers ;)
@@thespiffingbrit Yes please :D
Man I kind of wish Reggie got that option to burn the feast. It would have been such an epic comeback.
I was rooting for Reggie, sorry Lord TEA! But the TEA taketh all.
That prize is tempting, but damned if I don't know how to even remotely how to play, much less know where to start this madness XD
Not knowing anything at all about this game is amazing. I don't know what's going on but I'm amazed at everything that's happening in the game.
I am "allergic" to strategy games, except Dawn of War(orcs) and Xcom, but I do enjoy watching others play 😁
The intro is incredibly well edited it looks amazing
It's kind of funny that a video involving a ton of wife & child murder went up on Mother's Day.
8:55 "I'm a peaceful individual". Ok, Mr. Genghis Khan...
All hail our Lord, Saviour, and Master... *_THE SPIFFING MUAD'DIB!!!_* ... ... ... and pray we are not next upon his glorious chopping block: an executioner's stone made entirely of hyper-compacted Yorkshire Gold tea leaves.
One character I had killed 8 popes. Truly proud of that game.
I abducted 7 popes once
Much funnier
They were all blind after
I really like the editing of this video, some of the last few videos have been lacking in my opinion so its a good change
I love how fast this Game turna you and your mates into war crime central
I swear to god one of the stock image men is TheActMan and it’s driving me insane.
The Wank Man
I really like this series of asymetric competitions, and I cant wait to see more of them
Is this perhaps Spiff's Domain Expansion?
oh that was great fun to watch! perhaps spiff will have some more challengers for another attempt... :)
This was masterfully edited and put together. Well done