Dawn Myst THE BLACK MAGIC ON MAHOLLAN DRIVE, SWIMMING POOLS ON THE DESERT SKYYY, DRINKING WHITE WINE IN THE BLUSHING LIGHT! JUST ANOTHER MEL-ON DEVOTEE
Raptor Playz Twas a long time ago, in 2016, when Sir Mark Iplier said "Fuck the melons... wait, don't fuck the melons". Twas in one of his "World's Quietest Let's Plays" in 2016. For those who corrected this poor commenter, you corrected him wrong. I bid my farewell, good bye.
A) Don't you ever change your bed sheets? B) Watermelons are a summer fruit and you want to tell me that you ate one in November? If it was one of those fruits that are sold in different seasons that the ones they are meant to, it must have tasted like shit.
Lina He said he watched this video, which came out LAST MONTH, then didnt eat watermelon for four months. Gotta start payin more attention there, dude.
Lina He said he watched this video, which came out LAST MONTH, then didnt eat watermelon for four months. Gotta start payin more attention there, dude.
4 weeks ago Mark: "Good evening! It's me, Markiplier. Here, joining you on another moon light night or maybe it's the middle of the day." Me: Middle of the day Mark: "But either way, you're cuddled up, against your computer or in front of your TV." Me: Against my Computer. Mark: "Sipping on your favorite fruity beverage." Me: Arizona Watermelon flavored Drink Mark: "And what's in that drink?" Me: A lot Mark: "Melons. More melons that you could possibly count." Me: WHAT!! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I love it haha I'm sick right now, can't breathe properly, teary eyes and stuffs. I was laughing so hard when the character started walking and I kinda sounded like a dying seal... lmao
He struggles to lift the weight, but I've got watermelon to keep me in shape. He tosses and turns during the thunder but I got watermelons to sooth my slumber. He struggles to have good hygiene, but I've got watermelon to keep me clean. He almost drowned when the'yre boating but i got watermelon to keep me floating. He struggles to get the ladies but I got a watermelon mercesdes.
You guys should know that they guys who made this game Wunderfax are making a sort of Alone in the Dark 1992 styled game. It’s in prototype mode but it’ll be sorta comedic like this.
I know Ive only ever watched a couple videos on my phone, Im pretty sure a majority of people still use computers to watch youtube but yes there is likely a large number of people who do so on the phone.
That really depends, I tend to get problems with my fingers if I use my phone for too long in bed, but I often put my laptop on my nightstand and lay on my side
Wxnderous. Actually I was eating watermelon and at the end I was walking away with my phone and right when I threw the rinds away he was talking about that and I almost choked on my last piece of watermelon 😂
*"Sitting in front of your computer or TV drinking your fruity drink."* *melons* *is cuddled up with my phone, watching* I am drinking a watermelon smoothie with strawberries and kiwi... Mark... Why are you stalking me?
"In that nice fruity beverage..." Its actually a nice cold soda, but thank you Mark. **sip** "In that is melons" **Spits out melon seeds** . . . my god . . .
Okay, so I don't know what the hell I just watched but. This does actually recreate the graphic style of the original Alone in the Dark pretty flawlessly. I just......but why though.
Nico Plays! i agree with you! i'll check out your channel to see if you make me smile too like mark haha, and good luck, i'm sure you will make people happy
WHY IS NOBODY SAYING THIS IS A FUCKING 'ALONE IN THE DARK' PARODY!? I MEAN, MELONE IN THE DARK!? AND THE GRAPHICS, AND SHIT? WTH. I'VE BEEN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SINCE I CLICKED THIS VID. That it. Update: Hey yeah! It's at the end of the vid! But in the coments there was absolutely nothing, so yeah. It's fucking funny, tho.
7:40 "It is also a love letter to the 1992 game 'Alone in the dark', which the two played as kindergarden kids. It still haunts their dreams today." Endquote
There is no need to be rude. 30 is less than the 1/3 part of a normal human life. Also, having "half the age" of someone doesn´t make that someone old, even less if you are a teenager.
SakuraRedfield1996, don't be so rude. Mind you, This game was made in 2 weeks. It was created out of inspiration and you should at least appreciate the game for what it is and what the team accomplished
I'm eating fries ad drinking a mint oreo shake. Also, thank you for helping me with my depression, Mark. I recently realized I have it and your videos helped alot. : D
I honestly love you Mark you're such an inspiration to me. You truly inspire me to constantly increase the production quality of my videos as well as to be a more happy person overall. Plus, we share the same name xD. Who else loves Mark?
Markiplier: "And what's in that drink? Melons. More melons than you could possibly count. More melons than you ever thought could possibly be in the universe." Me: (Looks down at plain water bottle.)
Ummm guys, It's 9 p.m. I am cuddled up in my blankets with my laptop on my lap. I'm alone with a cup of watermelon juice. I'm only a little bit freaked out right now. hehe AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! STAY AWAY DARKIPLIER NOT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ludde Budde he already said he will played it Check the oxygen not included livestream for more information about the game that he gonna record and other...
He tosses and turns during the thunder but I got watermelons to sooth my slumber
Willie Stevenson He struggles to have good hygiene, but I've got watermelon to keep me clean.
He struggles to lift the weight, but I've got watermelon to keep me in shape.
He almost drowned when the'yre boating but i got watermelon to keep me floating
He struggles to get the ladies
but i got a watermelon lady.
it is watermelon mercedes, not watermelon lady
Mark I need a Warfstache family reunion video like now
Gracie H No.
Gracie H NEVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gracie H same
We need a famlay reunion right now
It's been a long time...without you Warfstache...and i'd tell you about it when I watch you again...
Did no one notice that his name was "Walter Melone?"
John Egbert I totally missed that lol
He struggles to lift the weights but I got watermelone to keep me in shape.
John Egbert. brilliant just brilliant.I love it
Seems like homestuck references are really following me
Immediately I realized. And I thought how have I not noticed it my whole life. Now want to change my last name to melone
That intro though,
All I saw was Mark's face looking into the camera and I died inside.
Peaksormi Let's die together then
This is possibly the best Alone in the Dark parody I've ever seen! XD
In the intro when he mentioned sipping your favorite beverage I had to pause and make some hot cocoa
little did I know my beverage had melons...
XD
Can I have some too? Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
When he said fruity beverage I looked down at my cranberry juice with all-knowing eyes. Now I know the truth about cranberry juice.
Can i have some pls
just another melon devotee... If you get that reference I love you so much
Jay Vlogs P!TAD???
Just another, just another, uh oh
Just another, just another, uh oh
Just another, just another, uh oh
Just another ME-LON Devotee
Dawn Myst THE BLACK MAGIC ON MAHOLLAN DRIVE, SWIMMING POOLS ON THE DESERT SKYYY, DRINKING WHITE WINE IN THE BLUSHING LIGHT! JUST ANOTHER MEL-ON DEVOTEE
It's the ONLY thing that went through my head XD
ALWAYS ON THE HUNT FOR A LITTLE MORE TIME
Wilford and Walter Warfstache
Best bros
May the creation of Wilford/Walter Warfstache team-up fan art begin!
Brister I'm not even mad that the game ended like that.
PVT Gray itis wilford
Kawaii Mark u the real mark ????
"Fuck the melons,...wait don't fuck the melons"- (Markiplier ,2016)
shadow in the void 2017
Raptor Playz Twas a long time ago, in 2016, when Sir Mark Iplier said "Fuck the melons... wait, don't fuck the melons". Twas in one of his "World's Quietest Let's Plays" in 2016. For those who corrected this poor commenter, you corrected him wrong. I bid my farewell, good bye.
shadow in the void yes
Flutterbutt 5638 l it said the video was posted a year ago,was it not?
F@$&ing hilarious quote, shadow
I'm terrified! right after I watched this video I found a watermelon seed in my bed. AND I HAVENT EATEN A WATERMELON IN 4 MONTHS!!
WaZier DUN. DUN. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
ITS MELON TIME!
A) Don't you ever change your bed sheets?
B) Watermelons are a summer fruit and you want to tell me that you ate one in November? If it was one of those fruits that are sold in different seasons that the ones they are meant to, it must have tasted like shit.
Lina He said he watched this video, which came out LAST MONTH, then didnt eat watermelon for four months. Gotta start payin more attention there, dude.
Lina He said he watched this video, which came out LAST MONTH, then didnt eat watermelon for four months. Gotta start payin more attention there, dude.
4 weeks ago
Mark: "Good evening! It's me, Markiplier. Here, joining you on another moon light night or maybe it's the middle of the day."
Me: Middle of the day
Mark: "But either way, you're cuddled up, against your computer or in front of your TV."
Me: Against my Computer.
Mark: "Sipping on your favorite fruity beverage."
Me: Arizona Watermelon flavored Drink
Mark: "And what's in that drink?"
Me: A lot
Mark: "Melons. More melons that you could possibly count."
Me: WHAT!! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
brrrrrrrr ha..ha...haaaaaag...wheeeeezz
When you are drinking melonade at night and Mark is like "Sipping on your favourite foody beverage, and what's in that drink? *Melons* "
I near wet myself
he lifts the weights to get the ladies. but I can get them all in my WATERMELONE MERCEDES
He tossed and turned to the sound of thunder, but I got a WATERMELOOONE to soothe my slumber. ;) XD
xxNecroDancerxx s I was waiting for that reference lol
Janelle Dennis she showers w8th Panteeen but i got WATERMALOOON to keep me clean
They've got helmets on their head, but I got a WATERMALOAN instead
Please Mark, do a parody of this game with Warfstache, i laught so much with this video xD
Pe Metal Bandicoot yes please
Pe Metal Bandicoot I need that to be a thing
Zekfan I thought he was actually playing the original game just screwing with the title.......... I was wrong
Yes!!
Pe Metal Bandicoot He needs to make more Warfstache vids
They shower with pantene,
well I got WATERMELON TO KEEP ME CLEAN
LIVE LIFE they thought I had watermelon on my head but I got a team of pumpkin heads
Gotem
LIVE LIFE
Golem from supernatural yes.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Why do I feel that mark has gotten ten times more funny, and the best part was that he was already really funny!
Pretty PUNny!
(I also proceed to leave)
Wowee! These replies are reMARKably PUNny!!!
(Proceeds to also leave)
ToastTheWorld NOO COME BACK
(comes back) Aight
ToastTheWorld this has gone on for awhile
"Nah, they're melons." and the cheeky lil dance right there. Top notch game bro :))))
Erm... what cocktail of drugs did the developers take before making this..... where can I get some?
M.A.D Gaming can I second that
Every drug.
Elizabet Kulaga I appreciate that reference 😂
You must be a BIG Markiplier fan because I find you in the comments section A LOT.
How are you always at the top of the comment section?
I can't believe this video predicted Ethan as the Melon Man
Mark, you should totally play the Alone in the Dark game they mentioned
Celex Lavinski that would be awesome if he played the whole series.
James Bamford Nah... just-just the first one. You know, the good one! Let's not think about... the rest...
K-Bob Kid agreed. but mark could make them moderately bearable maybe?
James Bamford It would take a lot of warfstaches, but it is possible.
Will there be melons and warfstaches?
OMG what if Tyler is Warfstache's brother... Walter Warfstache! OMG please make that a thing! LOL
Your title made me think that this is a warfstach fan made game lol
He struggles to lift the weight. But I got watermelon to keep me in shape!
I'm actually scared, I clicked on this video and he said I was drinking a beverage of melons? I am drinking a watermelon sofa drink.....
Soda* not sofa
Cryogenic Kitty
Wait... Are you saying you DON'T drink sofas? Weirdo.
Twenty1Castiels No. No they're not.
Cryogenic Kitty i was drinking some tea and im cuddled up in my bed at night, he failed at the "computer or tv" part tho, im on my phone HAHA
drink a sofa ? Couches a way better!
I love it haha I'm sick right now, can't breathe properly, teary eyes and stuffs. I was laughing so hard when the character started walking and I kinda sounded like a dying seal... lmao
さきめろん Yeah, I lost it at him walking lol
i actualy ate a melon while watching this video
perfect profile pic
max white It matches the comment so well
The perfect comment. 😅
""Know your fruit.
Know its name.
For if you don't,
the demons your
soul will claim."
Erm, it's watermelons...
Okay, but I actually adore the voice acting in this.
wata-melone! right here on my Phone! Yes Lord!!
Derek Stronf by far the best series of vines 👌🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
nah it's cringy af
These are the kinds of games i subscribed to watch! A+++
yes :D XDXDXD
SECOND horror today :O Congrats!!!
:D
congrats! :D
He struggles to lift the weight, but I've got watermelon to keep me in shape.
He tosses and turns during the thunder but I got watermelons to sooth my slumber.
He struggles to have good hygiene, but I've got watermelon to keep me clean.
He almost drowned when the'yre boating but i got watermelon to keep me floating.
He struggles to get the ladies but I got a watermelon mercesdes.
You guys have any more?
ThePigKing she uses Pantene but I got watermelone to keep me clean
Mark I mustache you a question but I'm a shave it for later.
Ilove TEEAA your a fuckin genius
Stop stealing jokes.
Ilove TEEAA *Wildfred Warp-stache enters*
Ilove TEEAA lol
Ilove TEEAA that was a nice pun
Watermelons~ 🍉🍉
What if they ate you instead of you eating them?
Dun dun duuuuunn
omg true....that'd be great. end my existence please! I'm fuckin nihilistic man.
Artzy Animations In Russia you don't eat watermelons, watermelons eat you
It only happens in Soviet Russia
Nope nope nopety Beware the watermelons then.... Beware
Artzy Animations watermelons are freaken huge in Australia so maybe that is how they get so big compared to everywhere else
OMG I watched this yesterday and now I'm watching it again for fun and I just realized....
*I'M EATING A WATERMELON RIGHT NOW*
ur in your home EATIN WATERMELONÉ
wtf is wrong wihahath you
You guys should know that they guys who made this game Wunderfax are making a sort of Alone in the Dark 1992 styled game. It’s in prototype mode but it’ll be sorta comedic like this.
I actually watched this video during a storm, and when he said cue the lightning, I heard thunder
John Montefusco lol
John Montefusco wow
coincidence
John Montefusco me too except for the thunder bit
It was just starting to rain when I started watching this
6:27 I wanna see Mark do that dance XD
"Naah, they're melons!"
mark: watching on your computer or watching on your t.v
me:or watching on your cell (which is prob 75% of people)
your welcome mark
I know Ive only ever watched a couple videos on my phone, Im pretty sure a majority of people still use computers to watch youtube but yes there is likely a large number of people who do so on the phone.
King of the Mod Wolves but when you are laying in bed at night or something its more comfortable to use a phone than a bigger laptop
That really depends, I tend to get problems with my fingers if I use my phone for too long in bed, but I often put my laptop on my nightstand and lay on my side
heheh
Way less than 75% sweetheart.
Walter-melon!
Joyful Vision I noticed it too immediately. How have I not noticed it my whole life!?
actually.. i'm in bed eating yogurt and watching this on my phone
Wxnderous im sitting eating macncheese on my phone
Wxnderous I was walking around, eating a candy cane, watching on my phone :]
Alexis T I thought it said mancheese and was very confused to say the least
Gregory Mcgraw yell heah
Wxnderous. Actually I was eating watermelon and at the end I was walking away with my phone and right when I threw the rinds away he was talking about that and I almost choked on my last piece of watermelon 😂
this is the best game of all time
intro: uhhh, im on my phone...
This game has been in my head for years.
Why do melons have elaborate weddings?
.
.
.
Because they cantaloupe.
Two Cents I'm sorry but I really don't get it, can you please explain
I don't know that much about wedding planning
Since they can't elope, which means to run away secretly in order to get married, especially without parental consent, they have to have a wedding.
Two Cents oh, lol
Mark, I know what you should do now. Eat a watermelon.
why do I have the urge to eat a watermelon right now?
Erik Glaze *urge
thanks im updating the comment now
Erik Glaze no it's definitely a melon.
Erik Glaze No, eat a MELON!!!
MELONS
Katie Tucker okay that's it you got to leave
Katie Tucker Watermelon lordis co oo om ing for v
TheFunnyguy9000 TRENT NO WAIT!
WATER!!!
He only have few friends and love water melones...
Does that do him forever -alone- ?
_melone_
that a shite pun but a good one
SPOILER ALERT! This video should be watched only while consuming watermelon.
I'm eating a watermelon jolly rancher
WhyisNivrenAlwayslost Nope eating grapes instead.
WhyisNivrenAlwayslost what if I don't like watermelon
no thanks haha
WhyisNivrenAlwayslost well sadly it's not in season right now where I am ....
THE MELON MAKES THE MAN
Walter is the guy our math problems would warn us about
"What's in your drink? Melons..."'
....Pepsi has melons?
WHAT NUOOooooooo
*"Sitting in front of your computer or TV drinking your fruity drink."*
*melons*
*is cuddled up with my phone, watching*
I am drinking a watermelon smoothie with strawberries and kiwi... Mark... Why are you stalking me?
Am I the only one who expected Marlon webb to come crashing through this game screaming WATERMEELOOOON!
I wasn't drinking melons I was drinking waffles
Bobby Ebelender Lol 😂
Walter's walking style is legendary.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of the WATERMELOOONE vine. They got helmets on their heads...BUT i GOT WATERMELONE INSTEAD!
*SEES THE TITLES*
ME: WHAT?!
*CLICK IT AND WATCH IT IN 6 MINUTE*
ME: NEVER REGRET!
Nah, they're melons.
Here, we saw the extremely rare Melon Man
"In that nice fruity beverage..."
Its actually a nice cold soda, but thank you Mark. **sip**
"In that is melons"
**Spits out melon seeds** . . . my god . . .
Melonplier
I've never seen anything more ridiculous in my life
David PT
You say that like it's a bad thing
No, I said it like it's so bad that it's good
If his name was Sylvester i could have called him SYLVESTER MELLONE
Here I am, a 20 year old man laughing my head off because of some exploding watermelons.
Thank you Mark, for bringing out my inner melon.
I think he's feeling a bit
Meloncholy
The melon king sounded like prismo from adventure time!
prince dPrince Holy prismo's pickles! He does! XD
Melone: I'm not feeling so good.
Me: I don't wanna go!
Okay, so I don't know what the hell I just watched but.
This does actually recreate the graphic style of the original Alone in the Dark pretty flawlessly.
I just......but why though.
THERE'S A KNIFE IN MAH HOME
MADE OF WATER MELONE
NiOCE MI8T
You are an amazing person that makes many people laugh and you make their day better than ever. thank you for being an amazing, inspiring person❤
Nico Plays! i agree with you! i'll check out your channel to see if you make me smile too like mark haha, and good luck, i'm sure you will make people happy
Nico Plays! A rarity on the Internet. Congratulations Jayden.
he said walter has a DIFFERENT obsession than warfstache, but then whats warfstaches obsession?
Murder.
WHY IS NOBODY SAYING THIS IS A FUCKING 'ALONE IN THE DARK' PARODY!? I MEAN, MELONE IN THE DARK!? AND THE GRAPHICS, AND SHIT? WTH. I'VE BEEN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SINCE I CLICKED THIS VID. That it.
Update: Hey yeah! It's at the end of the vid! But in the coments there was absolutely nothing, so yeah. It's fucking funny, tho.
it says it in the game and the video that the game is inspired by alone in the dark
7:40 "It is also a love letter to the 1992 game 'Alone in the dark', which the two played as kindergarden kids. It still haunts their dreams today." Endquote
astrobucko ur so old I'm half ur age. I don't know what Alone in the Dark is anyway
There is no need to be rude. 30 is less than the 1/3 part of a normal human life.
Also, having "half the age" of someone doesn´t make that someone old, even less if you are a teenager.
SakuraRedfield1996, don't be so rude. Mind you, This game was made in 2 weeks. It was created out of inspiration and you should at least appreciate the game for what it is and what the team accomplished
The subtitles at 4:50 says (Markimoo being Markimoo)
So if Wilford Warfstache don't take shit from nobody does that mean... Mr. Melone does take shit from people? Ew Mr. Melone is gross!
I'm eating fries ad drinking a mint oreo shake.
Also, thank you for helping me with my depression, Mark. I recently realized I have it and your videos helped alot. : D
I honestly love you Mark you're such an inspiration to me. You truly inspire me to constantly increase the production quality of my videos as well as to be a more happy person overall. Plus, we share the same name xD. Who else loves Mark?
Of course Walter Melone is obsessed with water melons. is in the name.
Marissa Rak I'm pretty sure everyone figured that out, lol
his name is Walter malone. gotta be professional about it.
Markiplier: "And what's in that drink? Melons. More melons than you could possibly count. More melons than you ever thought could possibly be in the universe."
Me: (Looks down at plain water bottle.)
🍉
AH!
wow j just wow 😹 🍉
are you ok mark
That's not a question because there's no question mark at the end.
kara mishi well that's true
Nightmare Night but she's questioning Mark already so she doesn't need a question mark! 😂😂😂😂
Kayla K 😂😂😂😂
Nightmare Night Mark would be much better if he had a pair of melons 😂
Ummm guys, It's 9 p.m. I am cuddled up in my blankets with my laptop on my lap. I'm alone with a cup of watermelon juice. I'm only a little bit freaked out right now. hehe AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! STAY AWAY DARKIPLIER NOT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Im in the dark
Friend: are you with anyone?
Me: No Melone in the Dark
no melons in my house... _only pumpkins_
8:24-8:30 is a red sour patch kid watermelon or not?
Walter Melone, WalterMelone, watermelon
Is this a spoof of Alone in the Dark, with melons?
"What a beautiful Duwang. "
well... dantdm and mark play this game and upload it at the same day, wtf?!
Felix Tan yes
Wrong I'm watching this on my mobile device!
So am I, a ha ha!
markiplier you are cool
Jessica Pineda
*Holds door open in disgust.*
Made the same joke more than once on the same video.
1.5/10
its night time here and I'm playing Assassins Creed and watching this xD cuddled up in my pillows cause I'm a lazy fuck :3
and the guys voice OMG xD
MARK can you please play the last of us 2 when it comes out :D
No
Yes
wat
Ludde Budde he already said he will played it
Check the oxygen not included livestream for more information about the game that he gonna record and other...
yeeey :D
I think this is like a unfinished game project 😂
It's a parody of "Alone in the Dark" an old DOS game.
lShadowdark better than the original.
Walter be like:Nah there Melons
Me:*I am the one,Yes I'm the one don't need a gun*
Mark you should play rust again. There's tons of updates since you last played.
it's not melons it's watermelon, melon is disgusting, watermelon is good.
omg I wrote this comment before watching entirely the video
Holy shit I'm actually drinking watermelon water lmao 😂
whats watermelon water?
best game 2017 wowow I love fav part: "nah they're melons" amazing game I love
UMM WTF, WHAT IS THIS SHITE...BUT ONE THING FOR SURE IS I LOVE WATERMELONS
Nope. Hate them.
Grimrapings WHAT NO MELONS WILL RULE THE WORLD 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
Septiplier Shipper And that is why we eat them, to stop their global conquest XD
Septiplier Shipper I believe you mean watermelons
I Don't know oh yes my mistake WATERMELONS 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉💚💚💚💚💚❤❤❤❤
I thought you were playing Mass Effect Andromeda
kyuuri sergal Oh he said in the stream (aka the latest "Oxygen not included" vídeo ) he wouldn't play it on the channel but on his own
kyuuri sergal silly sergal