Your Pet Cat Turns Into a Neko Boy [M4A] [Purring] ASMR Roleplay
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- You wake up to a stranger lurking over you. However, this isn't a stranger, in fact, your pet cat who gained a few pounds!
With a human voice, your pet is now able to communicate with you, and express all his feline frustrations.
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greeennn!!!!!! missed u sm sorry been a lil busy lately
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Welcome back!! :)
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 glad to be back
"you're mine, master. only mine." yeah-, thats great n all, but you're eating me out of house and home and being a tad bossy about it :D!
This is the most realistic embodiment of a cat in neko form 😭
True- xDD
"Mom/Dad. Wake up." [He says as he looms over you.. Glowing eye's and impatient face]
"WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST."
*Threatens to cough up a hair ball* "Breakfast. Now. Chop chop"
Literally a full on cat.
False, no cat would ever call their human master 🤣 It would be Mom/Dad at best.
True. This is a formal kinda thing I guess xDD
@@Loony_Lunatic Mine likes to run back and forth on top me until I get up. A full sized neko would fricken crush me 🤣
xD
Him calling us master and treating us like his servant 😭
-is my place.
"AINT YOU ADOPTED? GET OUT."
I need cats to actually talk now 😂 the amount of entertainment I would get
Lol yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂
Now all I can think about is the compilations a funny cats but the cats are talking 👁👄👁💅
That IS why they dont't talk to us
They're not here to entertain us but us enterain them.
Get off ur high horses and get it right hooman
I would just get ifrretated, give him our somewhere to one of my million of catowning naibors 😆
can i send you my sisters cat? her cat is stupid and won't shut up
His voice is deeper than my nightmare 😭
If my cat could talk definitely he'll be like this, specially with the "Chop, chop" xD
Thank you Mr. Green 💚✨️
😊
Omg😭😭😭all our cats would be like this "Mother, I need food now or else"
@@Vixenschuuring - fr 😭
Me gonna be like: "Excuse me mister, you don't talk back to me like that. You are adopted- I can kick you out anytime sir. So be respectful!"
Our little meowmeow ( ꈍᴗꈍ) he better pay us rent if he's gonna act like this
Better pay the rent. If he don't, shoot it.
"never once have I seen you lick yourself" SENT MEEEEE
edit: "should invest in some security, I was thinking....landmines...when I say I howled
I actually bite myself sometimes 🤣
I started laughing so hard
About time someone actually acted out neko like an actual cat XD i was expecting a cute Green but got me contemplating calling him Master
"where is my meat" yesyes sir
😂
8:45 THE WAY HE HISSED IS SO FUNNY I mean just think about him recording than he hissed and like someone comes in the room 😭😭😭😭😭
You speak some seriously fluent Cat, my dude. I had to replay it because I was laughing too much during the first run. 😂 The furball threat! It really is hotwired into every cat person's nervous system...
And that lovely purring at the end, which always makes all the weirdness make perfect sense. 🥰 This was adorable (& creative as usual!), Green, thank you! 🌿🖤
I do wish we'd had an outtake of him getting h!gh on catnip...
Thank you 😂
I just imagined Listener is so annoyed because now they’re have to hear what the cat is thinking. And it haven’t actually sunk in that the cat is now a man.
Tbh Green, I'm a cat person and I do own several cats. But I would be scared af if my Lil Lil cotton ball like kitties turned into a grown up man with such deep voice at 3 am demanding to feed him. 🤣😭🤌✨
And I know that's how cats behave. So it's perfect Green 💚
😂
Thank you :)
“Food. Now. Chop chop 🙄”😭
💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 it's a material gowrl
The embodiment of a cat but not my cat he knows not to fuck with me My cat knows ima pull out that spray bottle and ill do the same to this cat
😂
"this is my place"
me : dang bro, i borrow you here so shut up
Atleast he wasn´t an orange cat. That guy would be absolutely crazy in a weird way lol
the literal key to my heart, never end the neko tropes 💛
He simplified cats in one video
Psh, they act all tough.
Until they are begging to get into the blanket tent you inadvertently made with a blanket on your lap.
My cats go crazy when I don't feed the on time.They do the cutest meows to get my attention
This is the definition of if cats could talk
I was trying so hard to not laugh out loud so I wouldn’t wake anyone up, and my goodness that was difficult 😂😂
“Feed me!”
“I suggest land mines”
“*Meowing intensifying* That usually gets your attention”
WHY IS IT VIBRATING LIKE THAT😭😭😭
8:38
This whole scene had me cackling ✋😭
I WHEEZED SO HARD AJAJAJAK
"Meow Meow" had me😂
"I was thinking land mines"
🤣😂🤣😂
hes just a big fluffy tsundere boi :3
I can't help but laugh throughout this entire audio!! Like, the AUDACITY that my pet cat DEMANDS so much from me!! LOL, I just can't!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Green: "because next time I will have to leave more visible marks on you"
My dirty minded ass: "AYO-"
Green: "with my claws.."
Me: "...oh"
Same😂
Haha😂
LOL 🤣
I’m a veterinary technician I can totally imagine some of the angry cats that I deal with having your gentlemanly voice! 🐈⬛
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Meow meow meow
The purring at the end reminded me of my old cat who was the sweetest boy he would start purring and then he would sleep next to my head so his purring sounded really loud but I loved it the purring at the end sounded just like it
I'm pretty sure when my cat makes that demanding meow he's calling for his servant not his master 😸
Ngl if my cat actually DID turn into a human he'd immediately kick me out of my own room so he can sleep on my bed lmao
Literally 😆
ASMR purring is heaven
YOU SHOULD BE PURRING NOT VIBRATING😭💀
this is not a neko this is literally a factual cat
I want. Give it to me. Now.
✨Let him come to you✨
✨He Will come for sure✨
Such a beautiful work! Every Cat owner knows this things. I really melted with the "w r y d? w r y d?" Haha! That was sooooo beautiful really!!! Thanks 💛🍃
Im sorry but him treating me like that is a kick out of the door
Buuuuuut when he was soft and lovey dovey
Mind: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!!!!
WHYYYYY HE GOTTA BE SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
😂
this is actually how my cat would act if he turned into a human tbh
update: im listening to this expecting to sleep but instead i laughed my ass off
good luck sleeping now
Okay but why is his aditude as a cat actually the aditude that literally every cat ever has💀
I was listening to this while snuggling my three, giant fluffy Maine Coons, and I scared them off of me from dying of laughter. Like, the hairball and the Chop Chop?! I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my entire existence. Good Lord mate, you're a genius.
Thank you XD
8:44 I died of laughter, all I could picture is Y/N standing there still trying to comprehend their pet cat has turned into a Neko, while standing there they loses their shit and just die of laughter. God I wanna know what my cat thinks of me 🤔🤔
Bro this is all my pets fr ✋🏽😭
But ay naw we was about to fight 🤨🫵🏽
As someone with a cat this is the most realistic one I've heard
We he said "DAMN" I totally lost it😂😂😂
"COME AT ME"
COME AT ME BRO 👺👺👺👺
The purring a the end was so tingly! I love this so much!! He is SUCH a cat lol great job with the mannerisms and such!!
I love how accurate this is. This is exactly how a cat would talk and react if they could talk.
I love your voice and line deliveries here. It's very well done. ^^
Tysm xx
Green the purrs reminds me of my baby i miss her dearly it reminded me of her
🥺🥺🥺
Once again, YOU DO IT ONCE AGAIN GREEN!! You make another awesome video that left me speechless. Great Job!!❤❤
Thank you 🥰🥰
That’s…….gonna spark a lot of. Curiosity in cat owners 😂
Oh this is so entertaining. The way I talked back😂
The PURRING and noises at the end feel AMAZING in my ears. I had to loop that. Whatever you did, it's incredibly effective for me. It felt so good with the one earbud I had to put in the other one. Such a cool effect!
Thank you! That was my cat :)
"MOM!!!! I WANT FOOD"
Is how I litterly imagine my cat to say the first words if this ever happened
I can’t fall asleep to this when I just keep bursting out laughing
"*picks him up* Alright Mr-beans, now that you can understand me, it's time you start pulling your weight around here."
“i’ll have to leave a more visible mark..”
“🤨”
“..with my claws.”
“oh.”
I loved this🫶🥲 we need more of him in the future
omg...I didn't think your voice will be this deep😭😭😭I DIDNT SAY IT IN A BAD WAY IT JS SO..😍😍😫😫😫😌😌💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
I’m trying to fall asleep,… I don’t think I can. That voice got me wide awake rrrreal fast.
A cat would never call us master xD
I'm very caffeinated and I listened to this and started giggling 😂😂
that would be 🗿magical🗿
Eeeeiii the purring was right in my ear as I was slowly winding down to go to sleep and since I'm wearing headphones it gave me tingles. Weird? Perhaps but you had me fully immersed lol made my body react. With your voice and the calming sound that comes with your voice I loved this, the accuracy was too real and made me literally lol.
Lol omfg I loved this so freaking much bro >_< this was a masterpiece bro
Thank you :)
THE PURRING PART IS JUST WOW
I don't rlly get when pople do Nekos all submissive and "master " and stuff, like cats tend to think that they're in charge XDD
So I like that you didn't do it that way 😂
The beginning is exactly like my cat cookie she NON STOP meows and screams for something! Food? Shockingly no. Water thats always fresh and out? Of course not. Attention? NO. I swear she does it just to annoy me. This video is the embodiment of her fr 😭 a bit... Spooky 🤨🤨
But I meow back 😚🥰
Aaaaaaa im crying because its so cute 😭😭😭🤧✨
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: Jane Austen didn't publish her first novel under her real name. Instead, Sense and Sensibility was credited as being written "By a Lady."
Until we meet again
GREEEEEEEENNNNNNNN ILY SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭
🥰💚💚
oh your pronunciation is so articulate😮 i still can't catch english well but your english is relatively easy to listening even for me
i like this cat's way to say "master" so much!
If my wittle baby Loki (my cat) turned into a grown ass man, at three in the damn morning I would not be surprised, he acts like the *neko* in the video
What a sweet cat...and yes, i dont ever learn more pets the better.
Haha this audio brings me so much joy. I need more cat into neko content il take all the types of personalitys of the kitties.
"Where is my meat?"
No meat. This is what you are eating. Eat this or eat nothing.
there is not one time green has failed to put shivers down my spine
Yeah I can believe this is my cat
Sir just because you're like 2× my size or something doesn't mean i can't kick you out, I have a bamboo stick to do so (i actually do, had it for 3 years never threw it out)
8:40 he turned into a British year 7😭😭
Loved this so much 0/////////////0
Omg the purring is too much!!!❤❤❤
Awwwwwwwww I love my 🐈
Yeah no you getting instant ramen
This is the most accurate portrayal of a cat noy ever
Omg the purring almost put me to sleep ❤
😂 this is too good!!!! ❤
13:03
started sobbing because my parents wont allow me have a cat 😔
POV: my cat if it was a person
literally
The 'what are you doing' is get to my heart so bad😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤
i can imagine my cat standing on its hind legs, not even turning into a neko, just walking around and yelling at me to feed him
I❤️Cat and your story related to😺 then Obviously just 💗It Specially when purringing...Mr.Green💚
Thank you 🥰🥰
THIS IS SO AAHHHH ✨✨✨✨✨
hearing a real purr is so soothing. i hope i can find the one i recorded of my kitty a few years back.
If i woke up with a guy telling me to go get food i wood reach for the baseball bat under my pillow. Or the shotgun.
THE PURRING SENT SHIVERS
PT2 pleaseeeee this is so GOOD
your voice is so serious bro. like if you are voice acting a cat and your voice is so serious 😭😭😭😭