Eric Cartman - Slave Owner

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  • @robertswitzer990
    @robertswitzer990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14619

    A true Southern gentleman always removes his hat indoors. That’s how the man saw through Cartman’s disguise.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

      He also didn't use a handkerchief to wipe his hands

    • @robertswitzer990
      @robertswitzer990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      @@davidhong1934 Bless his heart.

    • @julese5115
      @julese5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Something any true coloradoan should know

    • @roblangada4516
      @roblangada4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      He was also not sipping a mint julep, poor form I do say.

    • @getarplayer5958
      @getarplayer5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i mean there in colorado so there not in the south

  • @MikeDunn
    @MikeDunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17464

    Basically anything where Cartman has a Southern accent is hilarious.

    • @tremblence
      @tremblence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      75% of j-e-double u s had slaves
      only 2% of white people had slaves
      Look it up

    • @TheGreekPianist
      @TheGreekPianist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It even sounds like an accurate 1800s Southern accent lol

    • @TheUraniumCore
      @TheUraniumCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "Only one thing remains certain: That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body."

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tremblence aren’t many of them white

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tremblence Jeuu?

  • @julfrancia
    @julfrancia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8652

    Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio used Cartman's caracter in that episode as an inspiration for his role in Django Unchained. I'm calling that true method acting!

    • @markndlovu4124
      @markndlovu4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Calvin Cartman

    • @Sinnerboy88
      @Sinnerboy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.

    • @dvt00a
      @dvt00a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Sinnerboy88 Both are inspired by something earlier

    • @Sinnerboy88
      @Sinnerboy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dvt00a Do you know what it is? Maybe an old Western? I'd like to know to check it out!

  • @Z020852
    @Z020852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    "Screw you Sir, I'm goin' home" in character gets me every time.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Isobel Hodgson But in character as a southern gentleman.

    • @korystephens3318
      @korystephens3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's just not Cartman without it

    • @TheGentileGabe
      @TheGentileGabe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I disregard you sir, I shall retire to my quarters.

    • @Gabe94dotcom
      @Gabe94dotcom ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😆

    • @I_am_sent_me_83
      @I_am_sent_me_83 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "screw you suh" 😂😂😂

  • @CommieApe
    @CommieApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5347

    Cartman sniffing the cigar and tucking it away is so funny.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Man 9lonly smokes pure, 100% hand-rolled Cuban cigars. That's how you know he's rich.

    • @fanta5778
      @fanta5778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cigar? they are in Colorado

    • @skipjack9255
      @skipjack9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fanta5778 cuban?

    • @joshlasky8138
      @joshlasky8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fanta5778 so what? I smoke cigars and I live in NY

    • @fanta5778
      @fanta5778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joshlasky8138 the joke was those are probably blunts

  • @XHuntinatorX
    @XHuntinatorX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4318

    Comedy is always best when there is a nugget of truth at it’s core.

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      This isn't a nugget; it's a documentary.

    • @Forgan_Mreeman
      @Forgan_Mreeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      factual dingleberries

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Its* core
      Sorry, no comedy in this comment, only truth

    • @XHuntinatorX
      @XHuntinatorX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@_Stormfather Sue me... better yet, come up with one of your own :-).

    • @kevinm4157
      @kevinm4157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      All comedy relies upon that, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relate to it.

  • @NTWoo95
    @NTWoo95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10055

    “Stoo-dent at-ho-leets? Oh dat is bri’yant, sahhh!”

    • @tremblence
      @tremblence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      White Republicans abolished slavery
      Jews fought to keep slavery active

    • @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii
      @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@tremblence ok

    • @TheMusicalKnokcers
      @TheMusicalKnokcers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      sounded japanses to me
      Stoodento atholeeto

    • @Professor4555
      @Professor4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡

    • @bryanthardin8481
      @bryanthardin8481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well this is awkward

  • @AwayFromSirens
    @AwayFromSirens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    The best part of this is how he stays in character even while angrily walking out

    • @Zorichai
      @Zorichai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jajajajaja you’re right

  • @christianhenson6924
    @christianhenson6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7736

    The joke about comparing a student athlete to a slave was that they didn’t pay them because they were just given free food and housing like a slave would have been given for those of you who don’t seem to understand the joke.

    • @biscoito1r
      @biscoito1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      They wouldn't even give them food

    • @christianhenson6924
      @christianhenson6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      @@biscoito1r if your talking about the slaves they thought of them as cattle so the did feed them.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      @@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.

    • @williaml840
      @williaml840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.

    • @christianhenson6924
      @christianhenson6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@williaml840 ohhh okay 👌

  • @lobbyskids2
    @lobbyskids2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10672

    What makes this funnier is that it’s Trey Parker and Matt Stones former college.

    • @knop9030
      @knop9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      @@batman4y2k weird comment to make in a south park video that has nothing to do with what you just said.

    • @CrazyMunky84
      @CrazyMunky84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.

    • @Run187
      @Run187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..

    • @lyricalmike7162
      @lyricalmike7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.

    • @lyricalmike7162
      @lyricalmike7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.

  • @lforster2
    @lforster2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    The way he says student athletes is fucking poetry. I love this clip so much

    • @rogersmith8480
      @rogersmith8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He meant to say student slaves :)

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      STOODENT ATHOOLEETS

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO you made me laugh even more. I didn't think that was possible. Not so at all!

    • @AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs
      @AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs ปีที่แล้ว

      0:54 “Stoo-dint a-thoo-leets...”

    • @T--xk3hf
      @T--xk3hf ปีที่แล้ว

      Ho ho, that is brilliant sah!!

  • @a1wireless1964
    @a1wireless1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    While laughing my ass off, I realized how spot-on this was on so many different levels

    • @Yahsword4950
      @Yahsword4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet you still live in your happy country knowing they just gave you Truth. America is enslavement

    • @a1wireless1964
      @a1wireless1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Yahsword4950 and please don't forget it

    • @Yahsword4950
      @Yahsword4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh
      Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.

    • @Yahsword4950
      @Yahsword4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system.
      Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes.
      Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist?
      Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths?
      You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it?
      People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you
      Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you.
      You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on.
      Do

    • @Yahsword4950
      @Yahsword4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok.
      If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory.
      You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government.
      You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter.
      I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.

  • @AllHailNannerpuss
    @AllHailNannerpuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3836

    "You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university" 😂

    • @THETEMPLEWILDCATS
      @THETEMPLEWILDCATS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Perfect statement 😂😂😂

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm sure he does think that.

    • @teeniemclane3930
      @teeniemclane3930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Universitay" 😂

    • @4DeMS
      @4DeMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The little hidden gems Matt and Trey leave us are just precious

    • @mfawls9624
      @mfawls9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Therefore student loan debt forgiveness will happen. Defaulting costs the university industry money.

  • @seanr3301
    @seanr3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    Brilliant. South Park is genius at exposing the hypocrisies of the world. It's insane athletes at a college level don't make money from merchandise that is sold using their names while these institutions rake in millions. Most of these athletes will never go pro they should be at least getting a piece of the pie if someone buys their college jersey with their name on the back of it.

    • @jdsr4c
      @jdsr4c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      They don’t rake in just millions. They rake in billions! It’s insane!

    • @seanr3301
      @seanr3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jdsr4c Very true.

    • @jerobriggs6861
      @jerobriggs6861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like internships.

    • @rayhjr72
      @rayhjr72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      well they do get a free education. So they are getting paid ...with knowledge. that's more powerful than the all mighty dollar

    • @Gorilla_Jones
      @Gorilla_Jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@rayhjr72 🤣😆😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤔😢

  • @psauce9837
    @psauce9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    “Ma peaches what a Wonderful office you got yourself hereyah!”

    • @sgt.horvath7023
      @sgt.horvath7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don'tchee

    • @erusthaliel1568
      @erusthaliel1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sgt.horvath7023 Well lemme get right down to it then

    • @deepakddx333
      @deepakddx333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Binod

    • @yeceylewis1942
      @yeceylewis1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @chriswalls5648
      @chriswalls5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've seen this loads of times and today was the first time I noticed he said "My peaches".

  • @ShahiFriend
    @ShahiFriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    That "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" kills me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ivex91
      @ivex91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye??!!

    • @SilhouetteJudas
      @SilhouetteJudas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ivex91The way he says lucrative is fucking hysterical

  • @michaelbrown1627
    @michaelbrown1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    This has aged really well after the latest ruling against the NCAA.

    • @misterrightuk
      @misterrightuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What’s the latest ruling?

    • @Sazuri
      @Sazuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@misterrightuk you have the pay the student athletes

    • @OIFVET12B511
      @OIFVET12B511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.

    • @michaelbrown1627
      @michaelbrown1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@OIFVET12B511 who gives a shit?

    • @michaelbrown1627
      @michaelbrown1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @DeadlyKitten-15 what?! South Park is fake? I thought it was a documentary.

  • @FireryNight
    @FireryNight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4291

    "I ain't arguing if they get paid how we all make our money" should be an amazon slogan

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@alexandermonday3017
      20$ per hour???
      HOLLY SHIT!!!
      Come to Europe for the same job and get 3.5$ per hour!!!!
      You poor por crybaby Amuricans

    • @williamherman9065
      @williamherman9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not already?

    • @bananesalee7086
      @bananesalee7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eastern europe ?

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."

    • @lukyguy1240
      @lukyguy1240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.

  • @jw1343
    @jw1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "Screw you sah, ahm goin home"
    Gold.

  • @knockout924
    @knockout924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I love how he says “I’ll give you 40 for the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks” like if he’s going super high 🤣

    • @jounik8980
      @jounik8980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1 donky was 20 and black family of 8 was 10

    • @alexalien9824
      @alexalien9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Three fifty

    • @jasonc4641
      @jasonc4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      $40 for two white ones $50 for a black one

    • @knockout924
      @knockout924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jasonc4641 ….no. That’s not what he said . He said FIFTY for the blacks 😂

    • @marlonlevinton3363
      @marlonlevinton3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@knockout924 You both quoted it wrong. He says "I'd be willing to offer ya 40 dollars for TWO of the white ones and fifty for the blacks."

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    1:56
    the best “screw you, I’m going home” from Cartman. 👏 👏 👏

    • @hiighway7570
      @hiighway7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Music to my ears 😭

    • @alfredhinton8792
      @alfredhinton8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Screw you Sur, I’m going home. This was the funniest one

    • @Cyberbeagle1000
      @Cyberbeagle1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Genuinely LOLed there

    • @xavierblackler5861
      @xavierblackler5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every other screw you guys is trash compared to this 😂

    • @asadhollow6477
      @asadhollow6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah for someone who seen South Park on TH-cam clip

  • @bobholly3843
    @bobholly3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    They just passed it in the Supreme Court or something that college athletes can now be paid & receive endorsements from outside companies.

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      On one hand that's good news. On the other hand the NCAA is probably gonna find a way to take a huge chunk of it.

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yup they were way overdue for payment for their sporting events

    • @JA-mj1zr
      @JA-mj1zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wait do you actually think coaches weren’t paying kids to go to their schools lol

    • @hatchmaster_5745
      @hatchmaster_5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brace for the jim crow laws

    • @demongraves
      @demongraves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....

  • @sebastianwardana1527
    @sebastianwardana1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    STU dent ATHU leeeeeeets!

    • @foreignheart2222
      @foreignheart2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hovardov
      @Hovardov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      uh-oh, this is brilliant sir!

    • @kingme5321
      @kingme5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait can someone explain I'm dense

    • @edwinsoto6932
      @edwinsoto6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingme5321 change your name.
      Any man who must say he is the king
      Is not.. a true...king.

  • @ericmiller5748
    @ericmiller5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    As a student athlete myself, I can say this is a amazing representation.

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Don't you mean "STU-dent ATH-e-LETE"?

    • @Yahsword4950
      @Yahsword4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games.
      Enslavement at it's best.

    • @thomasmule5869
      @thomasmule5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And do those athletes not get scholarships and a free education that other students have to pay 100k for?

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏

    • @brandynhenry7107
      @brandynhenry7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football

  • @SteveLinGuitar
    @SteveLinGuitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    "This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty!" - Eric Cartman

  • @olivierdk2
    @olivierdk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I haven't heard a better description of the NCAA in a while.

    • @bhaine13
      @bhaine13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's the best description of NCAA I've ever heard

    • @Monopolist91
      @Monopolist91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you factor the whole student debt thing, it's describes a lot more than student-athletes.

    • @trippy_nation5300
      @trippy_nation5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@russelllukenbill underrated comment

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5513

    “There are good reasons for why are student athletes can’t get paid”
    Not anymore there’s not

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      What were the good reasons and why are they no longer valid?
      If you don't mind me asking.

    • @VaeVictus17
      @VaeVictus17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      There never was a good reason.

    • @democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836
      @democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Only true reason is the big owners being greedy

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @Mark Kalivoda Pretty much the kinda nonsense I expected.
      Thanks for the reply. :)=

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Mark Kalivoda _*"student athooleets"_

  • @jentazim
    @jentazim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    0:02 The line "A representative from another *Prestigious* Institution is here to see you." is delivered so perfectly. It setups up the rest of the scene beautifully.

  • @tedhorwitz430
    @tedhorwitz430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    this aged sooo well.

  • @ThatGuyCanmanNC
    @ThatGuyCanmanNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "This country was founded on the idea that one corporation could not hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" This statement is really really funny

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      did cartman say "my peaches"? lmao it reminds me of every southern rock band

    • @nikolastojkovic826
      @nikolastojkovic826 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@leahflower99249

  • @streetbob95
    @streetbob95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Too late, Cartman, the Supreme Court heard you!

    • @croweater1
      @croweater1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahahaha, I thought of this scene the moment I heard the ruling!!

    • @ikigai47
      @ikigai47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.

  • @Clippers16
    @Clippers16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When Cartman says “student athletes that is brilliant sir” never fails to crack me up. The delivery is perfect

    • @vivian9486
      @vivian9486 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree that line always makes me laugh so hard 😭
      When is cartman delivery’s not perfect

  • @ppunion
    @ppunion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The fact that this clip seems so absurd but is actually rooted in reality speaks VOLUMES about the greed and corruption in student athlete sports.
    Cartman is the best! :D

    • @ras573
      @ras573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      athalete*

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EVERYTHING South Park rips on is satirical version of reality.

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage

  • @jaycepero8069
    @jaycepero8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Im pretty sure this episode predates Django, but that’s Calvin Candie all day.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't predate Django, but it's so funny that Cartman plays Candie THIS well!

    • @jaycepero8069
      @jaycepero8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wandanemer2630 Django was released in 2012, this episode of South Park was first shown in 2011.

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Every best Cartman moment needs to be compiled onto a floppy disk and kept in a vault in a bunker so that way when the world ends we still have him

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I second this.

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're gonna need at least a ZIP disk for that.

    • @troykinnison4575
      @troykinnison4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is a
      Floppy DISK
      You speak of good sir

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troykinnison4575 old type of memory storage like USB drive or CD's. It had about 1.44mb of storage.

    • @walterjose1104
      @walterjose1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They ll be no electricity 😂🔌😲🤯🤔🤦‍♂️😆😆

  • @ZingsVideos
    @ZingsVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This was a groundbreaking documentary.

  • @Karathos
    @Karathos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I bet Colin Kaepernick saw this scene and it became the basis for the whole Netflix movie.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao so true!

    • @winterxx1555
      @winterxx1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This South Park clip refers to an issue in the NCAA, not the NFL though. Most people are not going to be interested in Kaperdick’s movie.

    • @juandiegotorres9632
      @juandiegotorres9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@winterxx1555 exactly this video debunks his BS argument pretty well th-cam.com/video/FfQOVxq7mmM/w-d-xo.html

    • @lukemurray4950
      @lukemurray4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.

    • @e.a.corral4713
      @e.a.corral4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.

  • @dezznutz3743
    @dezznutz3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "Do you mean our student athletes?"
    "Student athletes." That is brilliant sir." "Now when it come to video games and name and likeness, how do we get around paying our slav...I mean 'student athletes, then?"
    Pure South Park gold.

    • @snosaerable
      @snosaerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      totally blew me away figuring what this clip was about, lol

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And hes kinda right

    • @heyyoitsmebrian
      @heyyoitsmebrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness

    • @Dreamer19454
      @Dreamer19454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not from the US, can you explain?

    • @wandzaa
      @wandzaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves

  • @jenniferwebb5954
    @jenniferwebb5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Fun fact: This aired 13 months BEFORE Django Unchained was released in theatres lol

  • @TaylorJohnson1
    @TaylorJohnson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    “I ain’t arg-in!”

    • @xx-mx9mj
      @xx-mx9mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When he said that I scrolled pass this ha

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xx-mx9mj me too

    • @retrovcr777
      @retrovcr777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lol

    • @princesteez5627
      @princesteez5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You fine TJ

    • @jimarbrown403
      @jimarbrown403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xx-mx9mj I did too 😂😂😂

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a university?!”
    Best line in this scene.

  • @appalachianoperator
    @appalachianoperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    This is the best shit on colleges ever taken

    • @Minjarez96
      @Minjarez96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just facts

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Mahhh Peaches what a wondaful office ya got heay nyah!" God I love Cartman.

  • @ntokozodlamini6888
    @ntokozodlamini6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    It’s amazing how much emotion they can express with such a simplistic animation style 😂😂

  • @johnjones_1501
    @johnjones_1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    It's funny, I worked for a university's public safety department, where I was both paid a normal wage, and received free college classes. No one ever argued that they didn't have to pay us because we were already getting a free education, and we didn't have to keep our grade averages, or pass our classes to stay eligible to work. But then you flip around to the student athletes, who make billions of dollars for the colleges, and the universities were not paying them, because they were getting "free classes". The kids getting torn up on the football field couldn't get paid and receive free classes, but those of us telling you where you could or could not park your car in the garage outside the stadium were both getting paid and free classes and health insurance and vacation and sick days. Hell, I think there was even a free daycare if we had a child. Couldn't pay the athletes though, because that would have been unfair.

    • @an-cx1ho
      @an-cx1ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      paying them at this point would be detrimental to their careers and create social divide

    • @aanuosunade575
      @aanuosunade575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@an-cx1ho what do you mean it would be detrimental? I always thought it was stupid because you couldn't get a scholarship if you made money off your likeness before college too. who would it even create a social divide with?

    • @an-cx1ho
      @an-cx1ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aanuosunade575 detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.

    • @devonsosa8350
      @devonsosa8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?

    • @judaprophet21519
      @judaprophet21519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, I do declare

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Listen, we have good reasons why our student athletes cannot got paid, young man,” the man says before not elaborating or explaining at all

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's usually how it goes.
      "WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."

    • @micahsmith-el1905
      @micahsmith-el1905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @x preach

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    the "I aint arguin'!" is so perfect

  • @Tortuga2323
    @Tortuga2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is still one of Cartman greatest moments

  • @VideoJamesNZ
    @VideoJamesNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Screw you, Sir! I'm going home" 🤣🤣🤣 Cartman doesn't really say "Screw you guys, I'm going home" anymore, that was a brilliant callback! 😂

  • @TJDious
    @TJDious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Screw you, sah! I'm goin' home.

  • @foreignheart2222
    @foreignheart2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    " $40 for 2 of the white ones and $50 for the blacks" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @0707565
      @0707565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s a great deal ..

    • @koffiegast
      @koffiegast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Happy DeLarge the word slave originates from the Slavic people, yes white people, who were enslaved in masses.

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Happy DeLarge A slav is white though or am I just getting color blind while looking at google images.

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.

  • @Mr.D34
    @Mr.D34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One of the greatest Eric Cartman moments. Each time i laugh like it is the first time i'm watching it 😀😀😀

  • @jacksonsinclair2615
    @jacksonsinclair2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    This is honestly too true. I unfortunately played college football on scholarship because I'm from a poor family and wanted to get an education without putting myself in student loan debt. Lucky for me I broke my back playing the game and now I'm losing function in my legs and my penis and walking with a cane probably will be a in a wheelchair soon. Sometimes I wet myself because I can't control my bladder.The worst part is to think that if I had been working I would be covered in injury compensation. The university just threw me out on the street and treated me like shit. I struggled through multiple surgeries trying to finish my degree. I finished but now my body is so messed up idk what I'm going to do. What's worse is the University's are supposedly the leaders in being progressive in our society. But really they don't give a shit about anything but money.

    • @rogersmith8480
      @rogersmith8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.

    • @killaken2000
      @killaken2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training.
      I wish you the best.

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth.
      I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too.
      And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!

    • @morpheus6394
      @morpheus6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shit...

    • @ViolettaD1485
      @ViolettaD1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever see the movie "Rain People"? Watch for the back-story of James Caan's character.

  • @1krani
    @1krani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    And now the NCAA is facing heat for a case they just lost over not paying their student athletes or allowing them to make money off their own likeness.

    • @baberzeb4789
      @baberzeb4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Atholetes*

    • @rafaelpedro9494
      @rafaelpedro9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah ...even in movies they pay the family of the deceased for a CGI likeness (“loopholes” is jargon of the rich)

    • @1krani
      @1krani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rafaelpedro9494
      They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.

  • @emperornapoleon6204
    @emperornapoleon6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Screw you, sah! I’m goin’ home.”

  • @jdfli7810
    @jdfli7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how the guy goes "A What?" when the secretary says another prestigious institution. Then toward the end of the clip he refers to his school as a prestigious university.

  • @ČičićSoundsCo
    @ČičićSoundsCo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    His red hair, sideburns and moustache are right on point for this one. 🤣🤣

    • @dentonthomas5622
      @dentonthomas5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget the southern accent. I think they frickin nailed it. With the older dialect too.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The first slave owner in America was Anthony Johnson - a black man......
      Finally - you've been red pilled

    • @veloc123
      @veloc123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tiarnan76 he was also jewish

    • @StuTheDon17
      @StuTheDon17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He looks a lot like Leo Di Caprio from Django Unchained

  • @JakeGoodmanYT
    @JakeGoodmanYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Who's here after the NCAA passed that every athlete in the country will be able to make money from endorsements and other ventures?

    • @ALRIHAE
      @ALRIHAE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This clip was the first thing I thought about when I heard the news. "Student athletes, that is brilliant sir" haha

    • @SimSays
      @SimSays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @ALRIHAE
      @ALRIHAE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimSays wat

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.

    • @toms.a.savage7232
      @toms.a.savage7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.

  • @thepaleemperor3445
    @thepaleemperor3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself hya" - brilliant.

  • @Pandaman94
    @Pandaman94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is pure genius and I love it so much.

  • @brettmacinnis6252
    @brettmacinnis6252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how he takes a big whiff of the cigar and puts it in his jacket

  • @boataxe4605
    @boataxe4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    This gives me hope that some Supreme Court justices watch South Park.

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reality IS South Park now.

    • @grogery1570
      @grogery1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They lack the intelligence.

    • @Zoggest
      @Zoggest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last week tonight had a great piece about this issue as well if you're interested.

    • @DerrickRG
      @DerrickRG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grogery1570 Libtard alert.

  • @cnh2132
    @cnh2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A classic, if ever there was one "i'm going home" finisher from cartman! Priceless!!! ❤️

  • @staticcling1288
    @staticcling1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fast forward to 2021 Colin Krappernick NFL slavery commercial this Southpark episode doesnt seem as outrageous 😂

  • @trentaviouscofield1151
    @trentaviouscofield1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I ain't arguin'" is my new catchphrase

  • @TulsaSooner1979
    @TulsaSooner1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was so brilliant. What's even more amazing is the voice acting (doing Cartman voice and giving it a Col. Sanders accent).

  • @TheMojo78
    @TheMojo78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is so true . Eric Cartman is a legend in his own lifetime.

  • @whitemagicalhat2844
    @whitemagicalhat2844 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Look, there are...good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid, young man." I like the audible pause there, as though he's trying to justify it himself.

  • @MiaogisTeas
    @MiaogisTeas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I didn't understand this until a coworker explained it. It's not satire, it's just news. I'm still appalled, even if they can now be paid for their endorsement.

    • @thoumotherdearest9041
      @thoumotherdearest9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong

    • @anrit5972
      @anrit5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.

    • @afsilver07
      @afsilver07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thoumotherdearest9041 what can you expect from a guy called John Smith

    • @neovenom9833
      @neovenom9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree?
      Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.

    • @edwinsoto6932
      @edwinsoto6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@neovenom9833 They're teaching college-level legal theory to middle-schoolers? Where?

  • @stewartlynch7859
    @stewartlynch7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I played Southern characters on stage and just looking at Cartman's performance in this clip brought back memories

    • @stopsign1626
      @stopsign1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lynch...Name checks out

  • @tearupnationinc.7199
    @tearupnationinc.7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Calvin Candie of Candyland Plantation. Quentin has some explaining to do.

  • @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
    @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how Cartman drops the accent when he's whispering

  • @ZappelFly
    @ZappelFly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The best version of "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

  • @yahyasky7252
    @yahyasky7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Screw you sir, I'm going home." So elegant

  • @rumbleman65
    @rumbleman65 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That bit of music when he walks in is just brilliant 😂😂

  • @RandKin
    @RandKin ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would watch an entire season of Cartman being this.

  • @mg-by7uu
    @mg-by7uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This character should really do an episode about the Olympics

  • @brendanhulla
    @brendanhulla 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Screw you suh, I’m goin’ home” gets me every time

  • @kenttyler1243
    @kenttyler1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "what a wonderful office you got here, you certainly got yourself a lucrative business don't gee? LMAO

  • @gilbertocamacho6769
    @gilbertocamacho6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant. I am glad this has finally been rectified.

  • @dylanrasmussen1552
    @dylanrasmussen1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The finger point at the second " Stoo-dent Ath-O- Leets" is fking priceless.

  • @Soulgraven
    @Soulgraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The satire is absolutely brilliant. Cartman's vernacular and dialect are spot on. Almost pissed my pants laughing.

  • @ishmael802
    @ishmael802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The satire in this show is so strong! Comparing student athletes to slaves and making a statement. Amazing

    • @Jwilliams813
      @Jwilliams813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf bro I thought you were me when I read this comment lmaooo

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is golden with and without context😂

  • @cishansen4162
    @cishansen4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We really need more Eric P. Cartman moments in South Park.

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how the NCAA's reasoning is basically "Because we made that decision long ago, and it's always been like this". lol

    • @anthonysheehan361
      @anthonysheehan361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup....and that is almost exactly the same reasoning a racist or boomer uses, when they complain about anything that changes. Weird isn't it?

    • @cpob2013
      @cpob2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well originally 100 years ago it was just voluntary, playing for fun outside of class. There was no money in it. But then people gathered to watch so the schools built stands and charged admission and offered uniforms and traveling and even free tuition for the players. It had grown so that now there was money in it, but they never had to pay the players before so they still don't want to.

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anthonysheehan361 It's almost as if conservatism tries to keep things as they are?

    • @tsriftsal3581
      @tsriftsal3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mp57navy exactly! Things need to always change so that those implementing the change can exploit the change with maximum efficiency.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like most of the US in general

  • @robertcenteno5511
    @robertcenteno5511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It was like the gold rush and the prohibition when people were making money before the rush ending and the government made laws to stop them from making money that had no real regulations.

    • @Mykamania
      @Mykamania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bitcoin?

  • @jerrymaher9342
    @jerrymaher9342 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    master got me working aged well

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This whole video makes me howl, just from Cartman's hilarious accent, but 1:56 always makes me laugh even harder.

  • @matthewslocomb1191
    @matthewslocomb1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    CU was where Jeremy Bloom played football. NCAA wouldn’t let him off the plantation to go to the Olympics as a skier.

  • @h.mflagler356
    @h.mflagler356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “We’re not talking about slave ownership TALL”

  • @lapdawg60
    @lapdawg60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is bloody fucking brilliant. I've seen a few dozen or so South Park episodes, and the writers are usually spot on in their skewering of hypocrites. This one is just so good.

  • @98hunterj
    @98hunterj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This “screw you im going home” hits different than the others

    • @azelorian146
      @azelorian146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly this was the last time we hear this quote

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azelorian146 that's good. You don't want to eat anything after the cherries

  • @psychologicalsigma9917
    @psychologicalsigma9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Once this "student athletes" go pro... They can be traded.

  • @fullyilluminated
    @fullyilluminated 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Student athletes." That is brilliant sir. 😂

  • @bobcranberries5853
    @bobcranberries5853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m really happy to see the comments haven’t been turned off…yet

  • @ItsChrisFtw
    @ItsChrisFtw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rip to all those that don't know who Cartmans character is spun off of. One of the best movies of all time.

  • @OlleForsberg
    @OlleForsberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Has to be one of the top three South Park scenes ever.

    • @Hobiexoxo
      @Hobiexoxo ปีที่แล้ว

      I ain’t arguin’!

  • @Mike19737
    @Mike19737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cartman is OG. He tells it like it is. 😂😂

  • @600micsofacid
    @600micsofacid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love how when Cartman enters, the 19th century plantation music comes on mysteriously. 😂