It's the smallest most compact stabbing stick similar in function to the Benchmade SOCP dagger. A stabby thing for when you don't want to notice you have a stabby thing on you all the time.
As someone who has some very basic medical training, my best guess is that it's a punch for emergency tracheotomies. Someone chokes on something, has anaphylaxis, allergic reaction, or any other swelling of the throat, you can punch a hole for them to breathe through... Also it goes *poke poke poke*
as a medic its to large for an emergency cricothyroidotomy...I love the idea though props and way way to large to relieve tension pneumothorax...it would do a great job causing one its perfect for causing a pneumo/hemothorax tho
It can be used as an alternative breathing device if you insert it into the trachea right above the sternum. Then unscrew the butt end and voila, saved person. Rescue tool confirmed.
Looks like the most efficient stabby stick on the market. It's got at most a .3 second "peace to puncture" time. easy cleaning, and will last long enough to pass down to your children when they get old enough to get stabby. 🤷🏿♂️ Not sure why he's so confused.
@@Lemon_Sage9999 sure, but it's even more concealable in more places and even lighter (prob cheaper than some things too). Also, VERY multi-use with some of the wacky ideas that he and the comments present; coconut milk extractor, sap extractor, DNA sample holder, etc, etc. Some ideas I personally have are Tic-Tac container, small gel/liquid container container(think like a small ampule or gel pellets of poison/acid/explosive material), hell, a big enough one would make a decent foothandle(stab it into a tree or rocks to climb) or a better impact glassbreaker type thing. Two more points: the shape might be more durable in certain situations(just a guess, I'm not a ballistics scholar or whatever), but something I know for certain: it'd be pretty brutal. The scare factor is...pretty damn nice.
Microtech folders are fast and strong but often times people don't trust the lock on folders and they don't trust they can open a folder under stress so maybe this the Microtech's answer to this problem at the time making a statement that they are pro 2nd.
Thanks for the video. If someone has to ask why they would buy this then you are not the intended audience for this. This exists because it is cool. Period. And people are buying it.
if the endcap is removable its might be meant as a quickly deployable chest decompression tool. When you get injured in the lung area it can fill with air causing tons of problems likely to result in death. In that scenario medics would take the biggest gauge syringe they have and jab it into you to allow that pressure out. its called needle chest decompression. Not sure if this is what thats for but its a thought that popped up for me.
you paid attention in cls class...but no this object would cause a pneumothorax or hemothorax....if it was in the right hands it could drain a hemothorax some but you really need to attach suction...from a medic I give props to the thought BC I considered your idea but a 14 gauge 3 and a quarter inch needle is the largest object you'd insert into a chest to help someone that and a chest tube with suction
A guy tried getting crazy with me in a parking lot (he came off like he had some mental illness) and pulled a knife out, and I had this on me and pulled it out - he ran. My adrenaline was pumping and I was praying I wouldn’t have to use it. It’s scary enough to make a crazy person run away.
I’d say its to stab in and run off as a last ditch, the attacker would pretty screwed. Maybe a good tool for someone who isn’t knife trained, you could also conceal it pretty easy.
I would say As an absolute last ditch effort to survive It would serve as a boot spike Because of how cylindrical it is, it would be easy to put in, It looks like a medical syringe, after you shove it in someone's side it draws the blood out
I’d bet it’s probably Tony’s or one of them at Microtech’s passion project, I’d be interested to hear their explanation. I’ve thought about getting one just because they’re so weird lol. The sheath looks pretty good. Would be great as an improvised weapon as a spear like you said, maybe it’s like an apocalypse type thing. I love the idea of taking a pipe and turning it into one of these. Might need to Heat treating depending on the pipe but that’s sick.
Good lightweight protection for runners! What a way to collapse an attacker's lung(s) 🫁. Think of the design of police tire spikes. Effective incapacitation!
If you want to try/review another edged tool that is just absurdly brutal, go check out the Ikken Hissatsu from Variant One. It was designed by a cool guy type as a modern direction tool.
A Fuller has a purpose, it’s not to let more blood out as such but is to break hydraulic suction for easy removal, usually at which point it will be reinserted. It’s not urban legend, it’s just something you don’t understand.
Blood channels are real, their job is to stop a vacuum being created when you remove a knife from a body. I remember being taught about during British Army bayonet training.
It's an "oxymoron".. it'll poke the user as well as the target. True story.. this is just Microtech showing off their extraordinary milling capabilities.
I thought it was for puncturing tires, lol You would really like the Cold Steel Urban Dart it would be much more effective for this this Microtech is really not that sharp for puncturing someone's skin is harder than you think I tried using a riding pin one time and I had to reach my arms around them and hug them and pull the pen with both hands to get it to poke through their kidney area the attack was over as soon as I did that twice! I heard it pop into their skin and I felt the skin give when it finally went in I was surprised how resilient the human skin is!
Sharpened murder tube: *exists*
Luger: *confused knifey boi noises*
Lol
Sharpened murder tube for 100 bucks, flexing: 💪💪💪💪
Metal straw + concrete, in the corner: 🪨🤪🔪
This coconut milk extracter is pretty cool!
Hey bro if you live in Hawaii and your diet only consists of coconut milk then I guess you’re in luck lol.
It’s a tactical spike, I dont know why this guy is so confused
@@scottm3552 joke.
@@gigachad7729 no the author of the video
@@scottm3552 Jared.
The only thing that could make this more terrifying would be a bottle opener
that thing gives me weird anxiety. Thats gonna be a nasty crime scene man
yeah it makes me uncomfortable
gunna? do you have some plans? lol
@@shadowphoenix3544 FBI is watching em 👀
Imagine someone goes to rob you and you give them a free bone marrow transplant...
My thoughts exactly
Imagine someone goes to rob you and real life happens... You get robbed...
Tactical biopsy pen lol. This is for taking core samples of home invaders. This is a great way to collect DNA Mr. Marfione!
LOL that shit is hilarious
OSF 👊🏼
Blade straw
thank you boba fett, very cool
that's the most metal thing that I've seen today
@Raccoon Boi yeah, good eye
λ
literally
nice metal straw
So it's not only legal, but mandatory in California?
That's to flatten someones tires
by the gods I need this for my collection, Ive just started getting into 'tactical surgical knives'
First step is the Piceur :D
Now you can actually open the pain in the butt capri sun drink pouch and enjoy it.
Now I want to get this just to drink Capri Suns with it
It's the smallest most compact stabbing stick similar in function to the Benchmade SOCP dagger. A stabby thing for when you don't want to notice you have a stabby thing on you all the time.
It is also for flattening tires
Yeah my dad told me that
As someone who has some very basic medical training, my best guess is that it's a punch for emergency tracheotomies. Someone chokes on something, has anaphylaxis, allergic reaction, or any other swelling of the throat, you can punch a hole for them to breathe through... Also it goes *poke poke poke*
Yeah I was thinking for needle chest decompression as well but it might be too thick for that
as a medic its to large for an emergency cricothyroidotomy...I love the idea though props and way way to large to relieve tension pneumothorax...it would do a great job causing one its perfect for causing a pneumo/hemothorax tho
Why? Because they probably make 500% profit on each one. That being said, I want one!
When the video started I thought you mighta ate some shrooms lol.
It can be used as an alternative breathing device if you insert it into the trachea right above the sternum. Then unscrew the butt end and voila, saved person. Rescue tool confirmed.
Looking for this comment. Underrated concept that people don't seem to accept
Put it on the end of a pole and have a quick release, so when it goes in and you pull back it comes off the pole and a new one takes its place.
is a precision machined self defense prison shank💀
Mines gonna go in my boot everyday, I'm probably never gonna use it but it'll be nice to have. And the cool factor cannot be overstated
Don’t know how he talked about this for 12 minutes but damn it was good
Looks like the most efficient stabby stick on the market. It's got at most a .3 second "peace to puncture" time. easy cleaning, and will last long enough to pass down to your children when they get old enough to get stabby. 🤷🏿♂️ Not sure why he's so confused.
You can go just as fast with a fixed blade...
@@Lemon_Sage9999 sure, but it's even more concealable in more places and even lighter (prob cheaper than some things too). Also, VERY multi-use with some of the wacky ideas that he and the comments present; coconut milk extractor, sap extractor, DNA sample holder, etc, etc. Some ideas I personally have are Tic-Tac container, small gel/liquid container container(think like a small ampule or gel pellets of poison/acid/explosive material), hell, a big enough one would make a decent foothandle(stab it into a tree or rocks to climb) or a better impact glassbreaker type thing. Two more points: the shape might be more durable in certain situations(just a guess, I'm not a ballistics scholar or whatever), but something I know for certain: it'd be pretty brutal. The scare factor is...pretty damn nice.
Angry stick go *P O K E*
Microtech folders are fast and strong but often times people don't trust the lock on folders and they don't trust they can open a folder under stress so maybe this the Microtech's answer to this problem at the time making a statement that they are pro 2nd.
I can't believe you made two videos!!! You are the best, i miss you!!!!
There's more coming
How you been doing
It's Keith Richard's heroine needle
lies its to flatten tires
Bring back bloodletting!
disapointed you didnt stab an apple/orange/something
good video though
Thanks for the video. If someone has to ask why they would buy this then you are not the intended audience for this. This exists because it is cool. Period. And people are buying it.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THING!?
The tapered sharp bit at one end ... that is the point of this thing.
$77 on knife center is it worth? :/
if the endcap is removable its might be meant as a quickly deployable chest decompression tool. When you get injured in the lung area it can fill with air causing tons of problems likely to result in death. In that scenario medics would take the biggest gauge syringe they have and jab it into you to allow that pressure out. its called needle chest decompression. Not sure if this is what thats for but its a thought that popped up for me.
you paid attention in cls class...but no this object would cause a pneumothorax or hemothorax....if it was in the right hands it could drain a hemothorax some but you really need to attach suction...from a medic I give props to the thought BC I considered your idea but a 14 gauge 3 and a quarter inch needle is the largest object you'd insert into a chest to help someone that and a chest tube with suction
the end cap is for vampires lol
Describing what this is to an attacker is probably enough to get them to run.
Interesting, i made 1 with a metal chopstick a year or two ago
I call it the poke and run
I bought one of these recently. One wicked piece of hardware. Really like the carbon fiber look holster too.
its a reincarnation of a similar tool used for punching holes in tires and fuel bladders
That is a tactical shank, I like it.
I got one a couple of days ago and I love it. 👍
For me - an EDC pry bar. Best one I’ve used!
Quite an intimidator as well😋
Another cold steel implement of death by Microtech
Could be used in an emergency to fix a deflated lung.. surely a more painful way that is!
It could make a deadly spear when you screw it on a pole. I would prefer such a weapon over a knife. But i'm not a expert :)
The open end of the holster is so you can adjust the cant adding or releasing pressure of the grip on the kubaton
The microtech "hood classic"
This can help into making a harpoon and crazy good brutal one for hunting
I always thought this is for when you need to stab someone but don’t want it to do the damage of a 6 inch double edge knife…
A guy tried getting crazy with me in a parking lot (he came off like he had some mental illness) and pulled a knife out, and I had this on me and pulled it out - he ran. My adrenaline was pumping and I was praying I wouldn’t have to use it. It’s scary enough to make a crazy person run away.
Oh! A roadside Tracheotomy kit, how convenient
So they weaponized the straw you get with icee's huh?
my left ear enjoyed this more than my right
Tools like that are commonly used as tree taps. Like for getting sap without destroying the tree
I’d say its to stab in and run off as a last ditch, the attacker would pretty screwed. Maybe a good tool for someone who isn’t knife trained, you could also conceal it pretty easy.
Thats going to leave a mark
How much pot was consumed before this video was made?
That’s awesome. Question is your favourite knife maker still benchmade?
Thats a scoopula, you know, the thing you probably used to scoop powder shit from jars in science class
John Wick would LOVE this thing
Thin spoon
Because cool. That's its reason for existing.
Best review on the tac p lol
That's one hardcore slurpee straw
A glorified shank... nothing more.
As you said it's a stabbing stick.
It's purpose is to save your life .
*Its purpose…
I would say
As an absolute last ditch effort to survive
It would serve as a boot spike
Because of how cylindrical it is, it would be easy to put in,
It looks like a medical syringe, after you shove it in someone's side it draws the blood out
I’d bet it’s probably Tony’s or one of them at Microtech’s passion project, I’d be interested to hear their explanation. I’ve thought about getting one just because they’re so weird lol. The sheath looks pretty good. Would be great as an improvised weapon as a spear like you said, maybe it’s like an apocalypse type thing. I love the idea of taking a pipe and turning it into one of these. Might need to Heat treating depending on the pipe but that’s sick.
premium tent peg and fire blower straw. camping edc bby
Why? ....cause you can
It's going to drain their sap. I've always found these things to be disturbing.
I need this in my life.
Good lightweight protection for runners! What a way to collapse an attacker's lung(s) 🫁. Think of the design of police tire spikes. Effective incapacitation!
If you want to try/review another edged tool that is just absurdly brutal, go check out the Ikken Hissatsu from Variant One. It was designed by a cool guy type as a modern direction tool.
that would make a good marlin spike
Nice!
A Fuller has a purpose, it’s not to let more blood out as such but is to break hydraulic suction for easy removal, usually at which point it will be reinserted. It’s not urban legend, it’s just something you don’t understand.
Tactical Fid???
My one fear giant needles
This thing is sick.
Ask any Vietnam Vet… bamboo cut in an angle did plenty of damage.
These new reusable straws are getting out of hand.
You could use this in emergency for pneumothorax
Spicy attack tube
So where can I buy this...
Serial killers in this generation are going to be wild. Like you could just kill me man? You're gonna force me to bleed out slowly?
“A very pokey very stabby little stick”
Blood channels are real, their job is to stop a vacuum being created when you remove a knife from a body. I remember being taught about during British Army bayonet training.
Nice vid
It's an "oxymoron".. it'll poke the user as well as the target. True story.. this is just Microtech showing off their extraordinary milling capabilities.
I thought it was for puncturing tires, lol You would really like the Cold Steel Urban Dart it would be much more effective for this this Microtech is really not that sharp for puncturing someone's skin is harder than you think I tried using a riding pin one time and I had to reach my arms around them and hug them and pull the pen with both hands to get it to poke through their kidney area the attack was over as soon as I did that twice! I heard it pop into their skin and I felt the skin give when it finally went in I was surprised how resilient the human skin is!
Dude.... Punctuation
Now all they need to do is put it in a John Wick movie and sell a fee tons of them to folk that want what screen hero's have and use. LOL its a Tac P.
Precision milled prison shank
Good 4 the environment beats plastic straws
drinking straw for vampires (obv)
Kevlar vests, last ditch, no space on plate carrier, back up to blade as last ditch
You know it probably won't penetrate as well as the knives you showed, but it sure will cause a ton more pain to the person a whole hell of a lot more
might buy one just cause how weird it is, would absolutely horrible to get stabbed by
got the cut on your hand so we can tell you've been flipping
that would be sick for throwing at people
Saw this thing on Blade HQ and was like "Is that a straw?"