Hank Scorpio Returns!

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  • @riseofasinkingwarrior490
    @riseofasinkingwarrior490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Love the transition where Homer beats the last terrorist and Hank, in an upbeat attitude, says "hi Homer."

    • @ijkxjdc
      @ijkxjdc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He may be an evil mastermind hellbent on taking over the world, but Hank Scorpio still has manners

    • @theremoteanater
      @theremoteanater ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ijkxjdc and that's the things most villains don't understand

  • @AquaAtia
    @AquaAtia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Hank is a nice guy, he wouldn’t just set Homer on fire. He probably got Homer set up with a superb fire insurance policy before scorching him

    • @scockery
      @scockery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hank Scorpio sounds like a good man, like Brad.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or at least make sure his wife and kids get something.

    • @matthewwelch4305
      @matthewwelch4305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@canaisyoung3601 "Valencia? These are JUICE oranges!"

    • @Scantronimus466
      @Scantronimus466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Homer, there’s a huge spider on the back of the new ultra flame-retardant shirt I gave you! Don’t worry - I’ll get him!”

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hank has the Doflamingo policy; treat your friends well and everyone else with utter psychopathy.

  • @joseontiveros8859
    @joseontiveros8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I missed hank. And I'm glad he's back.

    • @jar1543
      @jar1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now dead again.

    • @tjohnphillips
      @tjohnphillips ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That character (and his in Drive) totally redeems Albert Brooks after playing some cheesy, cringey characters in decades past. I consider Nemo as neutral. Anyway, Hank should "return" more!

  • @SkolneyVikings
    @SkolneyVikings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Homer tried his best and failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.

    • @jaffire89
      @jaffire89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hehe he burned homer right in the butt !

    • @guitarheromorello
      @guitarheromorello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do or do not, there is no try.

    • @retrofan4963
      @retrofan4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homer didn't even follow his own advice lol

  • @KaitaoftheFourze
    @KaitaoftheFourze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Mr Burn: Smithers, who is this fat gastropod that destroyed my beautiful power plant?

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hank Scorpio, sir.

    • @xxxsupersonicxxx
      @xxxsupersonicxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@carltonleboss he's the handsome man who tried to recruit homer simpson and took over the entire West Coast

    • @slakrij
      @slakrij 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you're thinking of mr burns
      homer was mr burn

    • @godsu
      @godsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe thats a manatee sir

    • @funnathanrandall
      @funnathanrandall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who ruined my wall
      And spilled my precious acid?!
      I'll give you a second chance, at a reduced salary.

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Stop him! He's supposed to die!" When it comes down to it, you always have to do something yourself.

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with the first comment

    • @eivindgj3761
      @eivindgj3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gooseguts and evil

    • @eivindgj3761
      @eivindgj3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gooseguts you never tell smithers that you love him and you bribe people and you hate children

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    This one was awesome, it needs to be continued. Using "The Homega Man" as a base for part 2 would be a great start.

    • @caleb1413
      @caleb1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes please!

  • @Little1Cave
    @Little1Cave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love you using Russ Cargill’s line for Hank Scorpio. Albert Brooks you wonderful hilarious man. Lol

    • @benwisey
      @benwisey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He could use lines from Albert Brooks’s other characters Brad Goodman and Tab Spangler for a sequel.

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The bit where Hank sets homer on fire just made me laugh way more than it should

  • @omaridaniels8427
    @omaridaniels8427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Hank Scorpio is back because he doesn't expect anything from Springfield, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. Great episode!

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is how I imagine the Simpsons movie would have gone down with Hank Scorpio as its main villain

  • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
    @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Absolute genius, returning Homer's rarely but fondly remembered action heroism along with Hank Scorpio only to turn it into a Die Hard tale and then into a dark comedy ending was a magnificent work.
    Why didn't they think of this before?

  • @Sg190th
    @Sg190th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just like how he randomly went in Homer's workspot and set him on fire

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When you think about it... This is perfect 90's Action Movie, except bad guy wins in the end.

  • @caleb1413
    @caleb1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how no explanation is given for Hank’s plot other than that he’s evil. As a side note, it was a little odd to see almost exclusively HD clips for the first 30 seconds! Regardless, definitely one of your best, which is saying a lot!

    • @the_sam_strong
      @the_sam_strong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is an evil mastermind with a lot of money and power who is trying to conquer the world through wars and terrorism. It's implied.

    • @zerwif
      @zerwif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the_sam_strong but if his death laser can reach the sky, won't he also die in the explosion?

  • @Pssybart
    @Pssybart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Up until the end Homer was actually really brave and heroic in this Dark Simpsons episode. I thought he was going to become a straight up action hero.

    • @darkesthunter26
      @darkesthunter26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The Greatest Hero in American History
      -Lionel Hutz

    • @TheKnightOfSmite
      @TheKnightOfSmite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Roniixx Burned but then was vaporised by nuclear explosion

    • @pratikpramanik7782
      @pratikpramanik7782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darkesthunter26 Next stop! Maude Flanders!

    • @Alto53
      @Alto53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean? He's Pie Man!

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem ปีที่แล้ว

      With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.

  • @Its_Charlie_Young
    @Its_Charlie_Young 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Russ Cargill called. He wants his plan to destroy Springfield back.

    • @xxxsupersonicxxx
      @xxxsupersonicxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's dead isn't he?

    • @Its_Charlie_Young
      @Its_Charlie_Young 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxxsupersonicxxx I don't think his death was ever confirmed.

    • @xxxsupersonicxxx
      @xxxsupersonicxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Its_Charlie_Young true

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There wasn't even supposed to be a Russ Cargill. It was supposed to be Hank Scorpio himself, but the Simpsons writers have become slaves to the test audience and the almighty dollar, so that's why we can't have nice things.

  • @hieloz
    @hieloz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Can we all agree that the Hank Scorpio episode is one of the best Simpsons episodes of all time?

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That and Hank Scorpio is one of the best "one time" characters ever on the show

    • @the_sam_strong
      @the_sam_strong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If only it wasn't treated like an unimportant subplot that was mostly ignored by Homer, yeah it had potential.

    • @sarysa
      @sarysa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@the_sam_strong That was the joke.

    • @hieloz
      @hieloz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@the_sam_strong exactly..thats the ironic funny thing about it...its Homer!

    • @TH-hy9kr
      @TH-hy9kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hank Scorpio and Frank Grimes were both great one time characters in completely different ways. I also love that bow tie wearing donkey from "Jaws Wired Shut".

  • @CodySharpe
    @CodySharpe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's incredible how many seasons you comb through to build these episodes (which I take as 100% cannon). Fantastic work!

  • @Jordannadroj20
    @Jordannadroj20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These are so well done. Perfectly cromulent.

    • @sammyhill69
      @sammyhill69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Embiggens the noblest of spirits.

  • @SeppelSquirrel
    @SeppelSquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Dark Simpsons Death Counter guy is gonna have a field day trying to calculate this one.

  • @pickyphysicsstudent201
    @pickyphysicsstudent201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This was a really creative one, kudos!
    NGL, Hank Scorpio would be a really cool boss to have. He cares for his employees and has such as positive attitude. Maybe because all the Bond villain stuff is so goofy that you don't take it seriously.

    • @TC-im8eq
      @TC-im8eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just don’t ask Hank Scorpio for any coffee supplies

    • @justjohnny420
      @justjohnny420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always wondered how can someone work for somebody that's so evil. With a boss like that, I understand

  • @ApolonioQuiosco
    @ApolonioQuiosco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like how you left Homer's survival in ambiguity, he escaped from the plant shortly before the explosion and his body should be poisoned with radiactive materials for years...

  • @JB-ms4su
    @JB-ms4su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am laughing more than I expected to. LOL Thank you Hank Scorpio for bringing a smile to my face and Homer did everything he could to save Springfield but alas fire was his weakness

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a cheerful last "Hi, Homer" from Hank before the scaldings and the flame-throwings and the nukings...gloyvin!

  • @asdkotable
    @asdkotable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how wildly chaotic this one is.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the use of Russ Cargill voice clips, since he and Hank have the same VA.

  • @MrVariant
    @MrVariant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice opening and you're doing things with one hand tied behind your back with these one shot characters. 0:59 nice scene transition

  • @crusherm3316
    @crusherm3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mission: Hank Scorpio great movie!!!! 👍

  • @dimitriosdrossidis9633
    @dimitriosdrossidis9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was the most heroic homer I've ever seen.

  • @Raeqwon17
    @Raeqwon17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey homer, you're missing out on all the fun!"
    *Fucking explodes* 😂

  • @joshuatewolde1837
    @joshuatewolde1837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:39 “AAAH HA-HA-HA-HAH, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HAH, HEY HOMER?! YOU’RE MISSIN’ OUT ON SOME ‘FUN’!!!!!” - Hank Scorpio

  • @Juansolous
    @Juansolous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite Simpsons characters awesome, keep up the great work.

  • @ginyutiki
    @ginyutiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amazing editing on this one. Kinda weird that Scorpio just kills himself in the explosion too lmao

  • @SegaNintendoGuy64
    @SegaNintendoGuy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Seamless huh?"
    ....
    "You're fired.. Again!"

  • @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81
    @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Welcome back Hank Scorpio!

  • @stephenquinn3447
    @stephenquinn3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Plot twist: nobody died

  • @bencampbell5468
    @bencampbell5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO That was a great one. Nice change from the murder and molestations.

    • @MTV2O2O
      @MTV2O2O 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was definitely some “murder” at the end

  • @Elbartorules
    @Elbartorules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very well made! Love your content!

  • @aztecelotl
    @aztecelotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CBG: "Oh, i wasted my life!"

  • @ZakRas
    @ZakRas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:47 - 1:45 Damn, this was like if the Simpsons turned into a one minute Die Hard movie - I would have called this was Epic Simpsons over Dark Simpsons right up until the nuke went off, then it became Dark again.

  • @SomeUnnoticedAnimatorAndEditor
    @SomeUnnoticedAnimatorAndEditor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG I JUST SAW THAT EPISODE WITH THE INTRO OF HIM IN THE SPACESHIP
    I KNEW IT WAS HIM IN THERE

  • @jackbacon6431
    @jackbacon6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, Homer was so close, if only we had one more quarter to give him an extra life

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he spent it all on that waterworld game!

  • @johnlabrott2835
    @johnlabrott2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos just keep getting better! Nicely done!!!

  • @griggins
    @griggins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That editing was amazing. Great stuff!

  • @birdmoney
    @birdmoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cut from The Springfield Files was especially genius

  • @nakamaswarrior292
    @nakamaswarrior292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite episode hands down! This and Hot Fudge made me laugh

  • @dhnation4975
    @dhnation4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So action packed, I love it.

  • @dontemorgan1517
    @dontemorgan1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh sweet Hank is back!

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hank Scorpio would never treat Homer like this.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, he would if Homer tried to stop his plans for world domination

  • @Ospyro3em
    @Ospyro3em 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow, Homer's gone from Hank's top employee to being burned alive by him

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess you could say he was... fired?

    • @Ospyro3em
      @Ospyro3em 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JediMasterBaiter ba dum tss!

  • @TC-im8eq
    @TC-im8eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    SEAMLESS!!!
    Exquisite display of modern editing techniques!

  • @Luna2942GM
    @Luna2942GM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Homer really went max power on this one

  • @the_sam_strong
    @the_sam_strong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Death count:
    Everyone ⬆️

  • @BenDaresAll
    @BenDaresAll ปีที่แล้ว

    That was amazing! You even included the jet plane cameo!

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When are they going to get to the Acid Vats factory?!

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, I needed another episode with that guy.😆

  • @BlueFieldGamer
    @BlueFieldGamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:52 Homer going all John Wick

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At first I thought Homer was having a good healthy lifestyle because Hank became his boss at the power plant.
    But then it turns out they hate each others do death-

  • @donnaquixote7538
    @donnaquixote7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, you made a perfect story from what we have with Russ Cargill and Hank Scorpio on the Simpsons! Bravo! 💓💓💓

  • @Commanderraf
    @Commanderraf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's some nice rotoscoping going on in this episode.

  • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
    @littlekingtrashmouth9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just in time for the beginning of WWIII

  • @steved8714
    @steved8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, that was the best one yet! Continuity felt perfect.

  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hank Scorpio Returns."
    It's been 3000 years..

  • @Handlelesswithme
    @Handlelesswithme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We can all agree that the worst decision ever made is not making Hank Scorpio the villain in the movie

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGREED! That and having maggie shoot mr burns...

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkSimpsons I liked the theory that Lisa did it by dressing up as Maggie

  • @SachMeu
    @SachMeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best work! Really action packed, love it!

  • @scockery
    @scockery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homer : I was hero once.
    God Entity : I saw. You were doing very well, until everyone died.

  • @BenjaMan64
    @BenjaMan64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yet another amazing episode. Good job, Dark Simpsons!

  • @SnakeKoRn
    @SnakeKoRn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha brilliant. You keep things up-to-date with current events, but still make a funny, yet dark, episode. Bravo, my man!

  • @knuclear200x
    @knuclear200x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ♪ When a fires starts to burn ♪
    ♪ There's a lesson you must learn ♪
    ♪ Something, something then you'll see♪
    ♪ You'll avoid catastrophe♪

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is foreshadowing of what is to come. Put in your mind. You can't deny it.

  • @tomedy_official
    @tomedy_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how you use Ross Cargills lines

  • @stevengibson4566
    @stevengibson4566 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wish Hank Scorpio will return in the show in real life

  • @NeverSaySandwich1
    @NeverSaySandwich1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Major props to dark Simpsons for them torturing themselves watching newer Simpsons episodes

  • @pierreracine8338
    @pierreracine8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one would remember Hank Scorpio if it wasnt for him laughing with that flamethrower

  • @Caolan114
    @Caolan114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was really well made
    I love scorpio coming up behind homer with the flamethrower

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So long, Stinktown!

  • @dheaddy
    @dheaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, this was solid. Great use of the flamethrower on Homer. I hope the hammock district survived the blast.

  • @thomasmurgatroyd3824
    @thomasmurgatroyd3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How did Hank have time to do this? I thought he was in the middle of a fun run.

    • @JavertRA
      @JavertRA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He called it off because somebody ate part of his lunch.

  • @animegamelover6368
    @animegamelover6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hank Scorpio's a great villain (along with Russ Cargill)!

  • @andorchadas7407
    @andorchadas7407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really thought that Homer was about to SCORE-pio!

  • @crusherm3316
    @crusherm3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never knew Hank and Russ Cargill were related!!!!

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They originally considered making Hank the villain in the movie, but they decided he was too likeable, but kept the actor.

    • @xxxsupersonicxxx
      @xxxsupersonicxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@byronic-heroine yeah SCORPIO SCORPIO!!!!

  • @dindings
    @dindings 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa, it's the best since ages

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like turning The Simpsons into an action movie. There's a lot of McBain.

  • @heinzie5
    @heinzie5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at least he has returned. at last... he will have his REVENGE

  • @neetamoori8690
    @neetamoori8690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most unbelievable part is Hank being that mean to Homer.

  • @MartKart8
    @MartKart8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish Hank Scorpio would return, the real Simpsons hasn't been that good for years.

  • @DMMDestroyer
    @DMMDestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, this is the follow up episode we needed.

  • @efa666
    @efa666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stellar work

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nicely done, Mr. Scorpion.

  • @TotalTech2.
    @TotalTech2. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frank Scorpio is EASILY the best one-off character ever

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never even realised how similar the voices of Russ Cargill and Hank Scorpio were... and the acid vat was a nice touch too! 😂👏

  • @dansoloskywalkerproduction4329
    @dansoloskywalkerproduction4329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want him return!

  • @HughJass-313
    @HughJass-313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Spectacular*
    ❤😁❤

  • @RotundRager
    @RotundRager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can say a lot about Hank Scorpio's villainous deeds, but not many villains would be willing to stay at ground zero setting people on fire by himself to ensure Springfield was destroyed.

  • @s4494r
    @s4494r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow excellent work! 👏👏

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homer should've worn his goggles, then that acid would do nothing.

  • @overlordofthepies
    @overlordofthepies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing job on this one!

  • @Neilhammond64
    @Neilhammond64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending of Hatred in a nutshell.