Vader: All this death and destruction is going to scar me for life. Tarkin: Is that so? In that case, initiate destruction of Scarif! Vader: No, that's not what I... Tarkin: Fire! Vader: Oh well. Scarif gone, carry on.
Well at least Vader won't have to return to the planet he hates ("I hate sand!"), and they're doing Han a favour by getting rid of the Hutts in one swift stroke. Hopefully, he and Chewie are off-planet and it's destroyed AFTER they leave with Ben and Luke. Luke did say he wanted to get off that rock and there was nothing left for him there.
@@andrewmurray1550 Seeing as this happened during Leia's interrogation and before Leia was brought to the command deck of the Death Star, they'd be cutting it very close. Alderaan was destroyed while the Falcon was in flight, but that was significantly after the prison cell scene.
wow its amazing how vader teleported from the death star to bespin and how luke teleported from bespin to endor and then leia teleported from the death star to alderaan and became younger, truly talented people
*Vader:* Dang... on my boots, there's alien slime. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Hosnian Prime. *Vader:* The casinos were shut down tonight. *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Canto Bight. *Vader:* Remember that salt planet raid? *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Crait. *Vader:* Beskar plates? I need more! *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Mandalore. *Vader:* That domed planet in between- *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Plazir-15. Casinos gone. _Carry on._
Tarkin: [still quite miffed, marches right up to Dart Vaporator in his fluffy pink slippers] As stated previously, Darth, I am destroying all the _right_ planets. But not _necessarily_ in the right order.
Vader: "What did you do? Why do you blow up Naboo?! It's my ex wif-" Tarkin: "Initiate destruction of Exegol, FIRE!" Palpatine: "I sense my secret planet is in danger"
*Vader:* Man... I really need some alcohol. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Exegol! (seconds later) *Palpatine:* Oh well. My cloning facilities are gone. _Carry on._
Vader: What's the matter with you? Are you deaf? Pay attention to the conversation before- Tarkin: Target Coruscant, FIRE! Vader: ... Senate gone, carry on.
Tarkin: "On second thoughts, we'll just sit on our asses waiting for the Rebels to exploit the ONE weakness none of us saw coming - that darn exhaust port!"
lol imagine that a bunch of planets blowed of nowhere, the rebelion fully destroyed, the leaders of the empire gone and no idea what happened bc no one who knows about the death star is alive
Vader: STOP IT! You MUSTN'T let all these deaths tarnish -- Tarkin: What's that? They're hiding in a Death Star niche? FIRE! Vader: WHAT? NO, YOU IDIOT! HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSS -- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Vader on the phone: "No I didn't order that. No, who in their right mind would order a dark mirror?" Tarkin who was walking by: "Initiate destruction of Dathomir. Fire!"
Vader: I think we should paint this room fuchsia. Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Felucia. Vader: What? No! Someone should stop giving you the power! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Utapau...er... Vader: WHAT? NO! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Ach-To. Vader: NO!
Vader: "I was only being curious and..." Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate the destruction of Coruscant" Palpatine, back in Coruscant: "The republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society" *Everyone gets blown up*
Bro, blowed up half of the planets and when it’s indoor he’s like are you sure about that Darth I don’t wanna blow the wrong planet It will be a disaster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vader: "Tarkin, did I ever tell u how my wife died at childbirth?" Tarkin: "Understood. Initiate destruction of earth. Fire!" Me just relaxing peacefully at my back garden: "Man I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to our planet. Hey why's that giant green laser heading towards us?" 💥
Leia should have told him it was a secret cell on Coruscant. Tarkin: The death of the Emperor is a small price to pay to assure the destruction of every last rebel.
Oh yes, this is very good indeed. When they blow the planet with darth but darth is also in the other room, I thought to myself, this is really something fresh. This is really going somewhere that most narrative never goes. Thankyou for all your short star wars parody videos, they are very artful and I enjoy them a lot.
VADER: Don't underestimate the raw power of the Dark Side. If I had you in an arm bar, I'd make you tap out! TARKIN: Understood. Initiate destruction of Utapau.
Vader:"Tarkin be you start firing at Planets my friends on...." Tarken:%Ok, that is good is enough for me, FIRE!" Vader:"Dude, I was going to say my friends are on Moon, but since you interrupted me and Moon is gone I don't get see my friends anymore" Tarkin:"Oops, I was having to much fun, oh well, FIRE!" Luke Skywalker:"Don't worry Yoda, I will try not do or much not there's no try, and I get my airplane out of this pond" Yoda:"First off, This not pond it is swamp, Second, you don't have airplane and that is not airplane either that is space ship and you have space ship, also are you sure you can able get your space ship out that swamp?" Luke Skywalker:"Yes I'm sure Yoda"
So much unnecessary destruction, lord Walkie and grand moff Talkie are gone feel bad when they realize what they did. Anyway, ewok party gone, carry on.
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Dont worry. I survived it. Planets gone, carry on.
Wow, no way!
@@-Alfox- it helped that i was high on deathsticks.
@@GeneralKenobi03 hardshit done and more to come!
You are a bold one
General Wasabi!!
It’s reassuring to know that Tarkin would never kill innocent people by mistake
Phew, that’s a relief!
only on purpose. he's evil, not a monster
It IS the mark of a gentleman not to hurt people unintentionally.
That was funny
Vader: All this death and destruction is going to scar me for life.
Tarkin: Is that so? In that case, initiate destruction of Scarif!
Vader: No, that's not what I...
Tarkin: Fire!
Vader: Oh well. Scarif gone, carry on.
Leia: "They're on Dantooine!"
Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate destruction of Tatooine"
_End Credits_
Robot chicken did it
Well at least Vader won't have to return to the planet he hates ("I hate sand!"), and they're doing Han a favour by getting rid of the Hutts in one swift stroke. Hopefully, he and Chewie are off-planet and it's destroyed AFTER they leave with Ben and Luke. Luke did say he wanted to get off that rock and there was nothing left for him there.
@@andrewmurray1550
Seeing as this happened during Leia's interrogation and before Leia was brought to the command deck of the Death Star, they'd be cutting it very close. Alderaan was destroyed while the Falcon was in flight, but that was significantly after the prison cell scene.
@@andrewmurray1550 I thought there were other Hutt planets besides Tatooine?
@@colej.banning2419 yeah they own their own section of space called Hutt Space. Tatooine was the only Hutt-controlled planet outside of Hutt Space.
wow its amazing how vader teleported from the death star to bespin and how luke teleported from bespin to endor and then leia teleported from the death star to alderaan and became younger, truly talented people
Let's not forget Obi-Gone's ability to grow a beard at will
@@Aquilenne of course, obi-dog is a very wise and poweful bounty hunter that some consider his abilities to be unnatural
Han manages to survive the destruction of Hoth, but did he survive the destruction of Endor?
The force works in mysterious ways…
“Dude… I feel I’m on another planet!”
“Who are you??”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
high ground🍁
He's stoned as shit😂
let's go
Evoks kinda make sense now.
Obi-gone, carry on.
We’re slowly approaching the final Obi-gone
🦾
no that's Qui-GONE.
Nah i survied
Qui-gone. Carry on.
Vader: Oh, man, I dropped my Cheeto.
Tarkin: Initiate destruction of Mygeeto.
*Vader:* Dang... on my boots, there's alien slime.
*Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Hosnian Prime.
*Vader:* The casinos were shut down tonight.
*Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Canto Bight.
*Vader:* Remember that salt planet raid?
*Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Crait.
*Vader:* Beskar plates? I need more!
*Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Mandalore.
*Vader:* That domed planet in between-
*Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Plazir-15.
Casinos gone. _Carry on._
Vegeta
Tarkin: [still quite miffed, marches right up to Dart Vaporator in his fluffy pink slippers] As stated previously, Darth, I am destroying all the _right_ planets. But not _necessarily_ in the right order.
Ah, the slippers. One of my favourite bits of useless star wars trivia.
Nods in Eric Morecambe
@@jojotheswede8444 imagine right hands of emperor wears slipper like a boss.. i know i would be disturbed at minimum. Even shat in mine pants a bit
And they all were a good friends.
*-a
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
@@Atommagi dude, you telling that story every time we meet!
@@TheTranscendentForcedid you ever hear tradegy of Darth Plaguies the Wise?
“I don’t want to hurt innocent people” 😂
I love how all of Star Wars is happening at once.
And Vader being on the death star while getting shot by it
Tarkin is a good man, he totally doesn’t like to hurt innocent people!
Trillions gone. Carry on.
Let's destroy a random one😂
Afterall they dont want too destroy wrong one, XD
Sir, you're blowing up all the wrong planets
Very well, initiate destruction of alderaan planet
Vader: "What did you do? Why do you blow up Naboo?! It's my ex wif-"
Tarkin: "Initiate destruction of Exegol, FIRE!"
Palpatine: "I sense my secret planet is in danger"
Palps: oh well, secret planet gone, carry on.
*Vader:* Man... I really need some alcohol.
*Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Exegol!
(seconds later)
*Palpatine:* Oh well. My cloning facilities are gone. _Carry on._
Vader: "It's on Endor, but they have the best croissants in the galaxy"
Tarkin: "Very well, commence destruction of Coruscant"
"Jeez, relax" talking to himself, actually.
Vader: What's the matter with you? Are you deaf? Pay attention to the conversation before-
Tarkin: Target Coruscant, FIRE!
Vader: ... Senate gone, carry on.
Looks like me in childhood playing with all lego mini figures i have, breaking all the laws of logic and lore
Tarkin: Okay then. Initiate destruction of Mandalore. FIRE!
I love how they blow up Darth Vader on Bespin while Darth Vader is on the Death Star at the same time.
0:23 "she is kinda hot"
How can a father crush on his daughter??
It's okay. Obi-Wan is the father. 😂
To be fair... he never knew that he was Leia's father at the time.
Stepfathers do it all the time. He just steps up his game.
Kinda Hoth.
Sweet home Alderaan
Vader: I'm gonna have to visit a meth bar after this.
Tarkin: Initiate the destruction of Death Star!
Vader: What!?!
Tarkin: "On second thoughts, we'll just sit on our asses waiting for the Rebels to exploit the ONE weakness none of us saw coming - that darn exhaust port!"
so what he just initiates self destruct
lol imagine that a bunch of planets blowed of nowhere, the rebelion fully destroyed, the leaders of the empire gone and no idea what happened bc no one who knows about the death star is alive
Vader. Man you’re getting the lore all wrong. Tarkin: Ok initiate destruction of Mandalore. Vader: No not yet! Oh never mind.
Well……there goes Alderaan planets😂
Vader: Are you deaf! You must to fire on...
Tarkin: Mustafar? ok!
Vader: Wait no...!
💥
Vader: My fortress was on there!
Tarkin: Oh… fortress gone, carry on.
Your fortress wasn't there? What a relief.
And it wasnt paid yet
Vader:"The rebels weren't on my fortress, nor my planet!"
Tarkin:"Commence destruction of Nur!"
Vader:"You idiot, my inquisitors are there!"
@@sugdolomarthe real reason Vader ends up having a fortress on Vjun.
Vader: Man, I love martial arts...
Tarkin: Initiate destruction of Mars
Vader: STOP IT! You MUSTN'T let all these deaths tarnish --
Tarkin: What's that? They're hiding in a Death Star niche? FIRE!
Vader: WHAT? NO, YOU IDIOT! HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSS -- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Vader: Man, this Death Star is awesome.
Tarkin: You said it. Initiate Death Star self Destruction.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jack
Jack who?
Alright, intiate destruction of Jakku!
Audience cheering.
Planets gone, carry on👊
Vader on the phone: "No I didn't order that. No, who in their right mind would order a dark mirror?"
Tarkin who was walking by: "Initiate destruction of Dathomir. Fire!"
Vader: I think we should paint this room fuchsia.
Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Felucia.
Vader: What? No! Someone should stop giving you the power!
Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Utapau...er...
Vader: WHAT? NO!
Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Ach-To.
Vader: NO!
Planetcide done, carry on
my wayward son,
There'll be peace when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest,
Don't you cry no more
The roger roger from the Death Star trooper made me burst out laughing more than it should have i didn't expect it lol
The guy saying "roger roger" like a battle driod took me out, lmao.
When Palpatine invented a Time Travelling Death Star and put wrong people in command.
Anyway, should've blown up Coruscant.
Senate gone, carry on!
Vader: "I was only being curious and..."
Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate the destruction of Coruscant"
Palpatine, back in Coruscant: "The republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society"
*Everyone gets blown up*
Vader : i need to go get a loaf of bread. My diet isnt going very well.
Tarkin: alright commence destruction of lothal
the last one is the best "I am your father comes from other clips Obi-worm smashing Padme
Oh my God the Allthewrong Planet joke flew over my head completely lmaoooo
the Emperor: "Hm, maybe building a planet killer was not that good plan after all... wait a minute... Naboo?! That's my homeworld, damnit!"
Bro, blowed up half of the planets and when it’s indoor he’s like are you sure about that Darth I don’t wanna blow the wrong planet It will be a disaster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vader: "I need to get back to my desk soon, I left my lightsaber in it."
Tarkin: "Alright, if you're sure. Initiate destruction of Duxn. Fire!"
- Let's destroy a random one
- WHAT?
dude you are funny AF. hese videos you make have me in tears seriously you bring joy to my life lmao. planets gone, carry on
Leia: the rebels are in Amsterdam
Tarkin: blow up Mustafar
Fans: nooooooooooo
Tarkin: logic gone, hearing test coming on
I love this Vader he's just so done with everyone 😂
Vader: "Tarkin, did I ever tell u how my wife died at childbirth?"
Tarkin: "Understood. Initiate destruction of earth. Fire!"
Me just relaxing peacefully at my back garden: "Man I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to our planet. Hey why's that giant green laser heading towards us?"
💥
Vader: What is that star?
Tarkin: Alright, initiate the destruction of Death Star
Vader: Wait wh-
Tarkin: Fire
Vader: So did you see the last episode of Doctor Who?
Tarkin: Jakku!?! Initiate firing sequence!
1:27 Tarkin destroying planets when vader is while talking with the vader. seems logic
Vader:….
Tarkin: what do you say when oops does not cover it?
Oh no! I've bingewatched all your videos and want more!
Backlog gone, Carry on.
This proves that the Empire doesn’t give physicals. They could have caught Tarkin’s bad hearing.
He is just overly excited at destroying the rebels so he jumps to conclusions.
Obi Gone carry on is the best catch phrase ever!
Man, this was hilarious! 😂 I love how the Imperial guy said: "Roger, roger."
Leia should have told him it was a secret cell on Coruscant.
Tarkin: The death of the Emperor is a small price to pay to assure the destruction of every last rebel.
It was destroyed in a previous episode.
Oh no Vader just called his daughter hot.
It seems some of us have corona. Tarkin: got it, initiate destruction of coruscant"
Oh yes, this is very good indeed. When they blow the planet with darth but darth is also in the other room, I thought to myself, this is really something fresh. This is really going somewhere that most narrative never goes.
Thankyou for all your short star wars parody videos, they are very artful and I enjoy them a lot.
Haha, thank you ;)
lol let’s just blow up the all the know planets in the galaxy 😂😂
Camino and Coruscant must be first
Darn, I need that Endor Vibe soundtrack
Roddi · Chibi Power. I found it guys
Anderson getting forgetful in his old and incredibly burned and scarred age
VADER: Don't underestimate the raw power of the Dark Side. If I had you in an arm bar, I'd make you tap out!
TARKIN: Understood. Initiate destruction of Utapau.
"obi wan never told you about your father"
"he told me enough. he told me you are my father"
"no, i am your fath- wait, what?" XD
Thank you again, Alfox! 😄
My pleasure! ;)
the funniest version of :- i am your father.thanks luke! 😂
More planets gone, carry on.
Planets gone, carry on
Okay sir now you have out done yourself. It killed me when you made Obi-Wan make the joke that he's padme's father.😂😂😂😂. Holy cow
Imagine if Leia had said the rebels were on Exegol and Tarkin went ahead and blew it up.
Haha-- noble, proper Qui-Gon giving Maul a, "what's up my dude?" was priceless!!
Darth Sidious: Remind me to order Tarkin execution
Wow. The death star laser transcends time and alternate dimensions!
Okay this one actually got me laughing so hard that I had tears, it was awesome
Darth vendor: i dont like sand
Tarkin: blow up coruscant?
When he told about destroying Endor i thought it would destroy indoor (self destruct)
Meme done, carry on.
I should not have given the empire that pelter-D turbo v2.
Surprised they blew up Naboo and not Achto.
Love your videos
“Yanno what, stuff it. Destroy the galaxy!”
How is Vader on Bespin and on Death Star? 0% logic, 100% laughter
warp 10 barrier. YOu're everywhere at once. Without the salamanders.
Rebelion is crushed :)
That work will make peace forever.
The moment when Vader got a bounty on a planet
Vader:"Tarkin be you start firing at Planets my friends on...."
Tarken:%Ok, that is good is enough for me, FIRE!"
Vader:"Dude, I was going to say my friends are on Moon, but since you interrupted me and Moon is gone I don't get see my friends anymore"
Tarkin:"Oops, I was having to much fun, oh well, FIRE!"
Luke Skywalker:"Don't worry Yoda, I will try not do or much not there's no try, and I get my airplane out of this pond"
Yoda:"First off, This not pond it is swamp, Second, you don't have airplane and that is not airplane either that is space ship and you have space ship, also are you sure you can able get your space ship out that swamp?"
Luke Skywalker:"Yes I'm sure Yoda"
Oh yeah, this fights gonna be one for the history books -darth mauls last words
Every dream has meaning
My dreams:
That naboo part was great man😂
Tarkington is triggerhappy.
hahaha you made a German laugh congratulations 😂
Haha, bin selber halb Deutsch ;)
@@-Alfox- Ok das kam unerwartet :D
2:40 "I shall buy all the drugs."
Guardias universe mad: HEY HOW DARE YOU DESTROY UNIVERSE
This time he Blew up Bespin, Endor and Alderaan.
Vader casually disposing of obi wan's and his own ghost clones like in that one rick battle royale episode of rick and morty
Hold up, doesn’t the lore state that the Death Star needs to consume an entire star to fire? Sheesh, how many stars did it eat?
I didn't realize this was a series 🤣
So much unnecessary destruction, lord Walkie and grand moff Talkie are gone feel bad when they realize what they did.
Anyway, ewok party gone, carry on.