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UFC 303: Predictions and Breakdown & All Bets
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ส.ค. 2024
- Here are my official predictions, picks, breakdowns, and bets of the entire UFC 303 card headlined by Alex Pereira vs Jiri Prochazka 2.
0:00 - UFC 303 preview
4:22 - Ricky Simon vs Vinicius Oliveira
5:48 - Rei Tsuruya vs Carlos Hernandez
6:51 - Andrei Arlovski vs Martin Buday
8:27 - Michelle Waterson vs Gillian Robertson
10:01 - Payton Talbott vs Yanis Ghemmouri
13:56 - Charles Jourdain vs Jean Silva
15:48 - Cub Swanson vs Andre Fili
18:35 - Joe Pyfer vs Marc-Andre Barriault
20:16 - Mayra Bueno Silva vs Macy Chiasson
21:12 - Anthony Smith vs Roman Dolidze
24:26 - Bets
28:24 - Ian Garry vs Michael Page
32:43 - Brian Ortega vs Diego Lopes
36:00 - Alex Pereira vs Jiri Prochazka
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0:00 - UFC 303 preview
4:22 - Ricky Simon vs Vinicius Oliveira
5:48 - Rei Tsuruya vs Carlos Hernandez
6:51 - Andrei Arlovski vs Martin Buday
8:27 - Michelle Waterson vs Gillian Robertson
10:01 - Payton Talbott vs Yanis Ghemmouri
13:56 - Charles Jourdain vs Jean Silva
15:48 - Cub Swanson vs Andre Fili
18:35 - Joe Pyfer vs Marc-Andre Barriault
20:16 - Mayra Bueno Silva vs Macy Chiasson
21:12 - Anthony Smith vs Roman Dolidze
24:26 - Bets
28:24 - Ian Garry vs Michael Page
32:43 - Brian Ortega vs Diego Lopes
36:00 - Alex Pereira vs Jiri Prochazka
Ayo🎶I'm gonna bussaNut Bussanut 🎶Hey Imma Bussanut Wow!!! 🎶
whats up with a bird scream in the end? xD
Charles Oliviera and alex perera doing some magics...
Charles vs kevin lee, you can see him holding a stone after announcer announced winner name..
Brazilian fighters and some african fighter do that .. And alex didn't refused. That mean he is doing some shaman magic( peje )... Without shaman magic he is nothing
I assumed the taping of Ortegas mouth was to train nose breathing, according to izzy breathing through the nose under pressure was key
@@AXharoth Ortega flew away
Jiri: you use magic.
People: No he doesn't!
Pereira: I do. 🗿 Chama
Bro Pereira pretty much said, "and what you gonna do about it?" 😭
@@TheWeasleMMAlmao
@@TheWeasleMMA they should have them all fight with their fifth limb. Could get some long thick dock. Make it happen.
Where I'm from mix martial is always mix with some spiritual stuff when you get to a certain level... It's a choice tho
@@graigkaniki2165nice.. where I’m from we just go straight to wands/staffs, casting spells
Guys don't get surprised if they start using fireballs during the fight 😂
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Been waiting for this all week. Now I can eat.
“Chama Chama Chama Chama” 💀
Bedtime?
Sometimes I really think about this😂😂
"No Jones" is crazyy 🤣🤣
No Sean, no Leavitt... No Payton
Looool is it tho? The evidence is palpable
1:40💀
Crazy jones inch taller than garry but 12inch reach advantage
I love it that the truth came out. And it's so funny
"Michelle's Thick base" made me laugh out loud 😂
I was looking for this comment😂
UFC 303 should be billed as "Cursed", not only because how many fighters pulled out, but Pereira is casting a spell on Jiri's defense 😂
It's hard not to root for AP. He has made so many cards watchable lately.
Eh if u listen to his fans for long enough it’s pretty easy.
@@Cagefighter209cope
@@Cagefighter209says the reggin lover, would you rather watch fagsanya? Nigrmal? Ghetto green? Which one?
Yes, but I’ll be betting my car on Jiri 💜
@@Cagefighter209how can you not like the guy. I like Jiri a lot too though. Don't want to see either guy lose. Have a feeling Jiri will get it this time
Jiri just needs to acquire some ancient samurai scrolls to learn the forbidden jutsu, and he'll be on an even playing field to combat Pereira's Shaman magic. Simple!
not enough people are saying this☝️
Jiri went through his Hashira training arc to slay this demon
@@jmz2144don’t think he did enough train unfortunately . He’s not facing a demon , he’s facing the devil himself 😅
@@jmz2144he can do all the samurai shit he wants pereira is gonna demolish him Alex is the best LHW of all time
I love how Weasel incorporates all of these memes into his breakdowns. I laughed my ass off at your „I’m glad you asked” impression
The "No Jones" when talking about Talbot got me 😂
Can someone explain what he meant?
No homo @@victorsilvapacheco9630
I can see it too, really, but it's an observation not a confirmed fsct
@@victorsilvapacheco9630Some members of the MMA online community postulate that Jon Jones might be gay, so it's a play on common phrase "No homo", or "No Diddy", in reference to sexual crimes of P. Diddy.
@@victorsilvapacheco9630 Jones is gay, and Talbot is fruity
Did anybody else hear that weird interview with ortega saying he was only taking this fight because of his church and this "one guy" especially. And now he's training with tape over his mouth?? I think we found joshua Fabias next victim. Please look into this and save ortega 😂😂
Haha. Glad you asked.
I think it's all the damage he's taken over the years finally rearing its ugly head.
Ortega been sus since day one
MVP is like over 50 professional bouts got caught once by Lima
Would love to see Pereira send jiri a chickens foot before fight, black magic. Lol
He gave him a foot alright🤣🗿
Watching this I just remembered I dreamt of Alex Pereira tonight lol.
Alex is a black belt now he’s going to submit the samarai
Via left hook again
J.a.g. exactly
Yup submission via left hook 😅😂
*samurai
@@CarlosSanchez-ip1vsno glover said he’s been working on an armbar for this fight
Weasel enjoyed using the words “ThiCC base & Michelle Waterson” in the same sentence, I would
Said it at least twice and then said it was a big defense.
I also believe Michelle Watterson-Gomez’s THICK BASE will be a HUGE factor
Drinking Ocean Spray before fights is Cub's secret to a great chin.
Cranberry juice 100 concentrate
Thanks Weasel! I won $2k because of you, parlay Alex and Ian
Good predictions brother, also the eagle meme with ortega was hilarious
Michelle Waterson kept her maiden name because she was already famous as Waterson. Lots of prominent women like politicians, professors, basically anyone who's name has already been published might be inclined to do it.
The rematch we all wanted
I didn’t want it
but why. its a great fight@@meatrocket6979
The weasel with the waterson name thing sometimes they keep both last names especially if theres is connected to a business, or a brand
I've always been confused on it, but that makes sense
Payton got that Izzy/Jones energy and I'm not talking about fighting
You had me at "performance enhancing magic". LOL
I’m glad you asked 🦅
23:04 interesting weasel, didn’t know Anthony Smith was such a natural 170 lber
Yooo brother you’re a great content creator keep it up . Immaculate 💪🏼
That autism joke sent me bro 😂😂😂😂
I am the complete opposite of your prediction for the main! May the best man be right! Can’t wait. Good stuff as usual!
Bro Thank you for the 7 pick parlay tonight 🎉🎉🎉🎉
You should add a “squash match of the card” section at the start
Talbot vs yanis, nickal vs Brundage etc
Great information. I subscribed.
32:49 That is cool, lol. Excellent picks! It's cool to see magical battle from Jiri and Alex
No way you gave Ortega a weight of 180 that’s the same as Garry 😂
Now that we are here, Im happy for the new main event but Its a feeling of what may have been had we gotten McGregor/Chandler.
Great video!
Michelle Waterson-Gomez actually changed her name in honor of her husband (Gomez). Apparently it was a surprise for him. They got married after she was well into her career, so didn't want to compromise her name value. Then she premiered her name change a couple of years ago
Bro beat the ‘Not picking the prelims’ allegations
What?
@@Cryptum404 he was getting called a casual bc he usually doesn't do predictions for the prelim fights, pretty self explanatory bro
he always does tho? at least for the ppvs @@Braydenf55
Nobody gives a shit about prelims, as harsh as that sounds and that's a reality!
thanks for your content as always i got ricky simon and jiri for the upset and new!
Great breakdown
Bonus points for referencing "The Hokey Pokey". 😆😆😆
Love the breakdowns #Weasle!
Ian Garry Notable Wins:LI JINGLIANG or mostly known Chung Lee according to Diaz
2nd round knockout, but with the switch kick!
“She’s got a thick base” 😂😂
Hi! Just a suggestion - can you have a summary at the end of these videos of your best bets?
The fight will be a lot more even with 2 week notice. It takes time for incantations to take effect
Ricky Simon is a - 250 Favorite, where you getting these odds from
Man, that win Ian got over Li Jingliang was incredible! Still remember it like it was... Uhh...
Waterson Gomez with the thick base 😂👀
You listed Li Jingliang as a notable win for Garry, who never fought Li. I think you might've meant Song Kenan...
the thumbnail returns
you were very funny in this episode
Bro is on fukin 🔥 with his picks
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21:21 "but in the 3d world" hahaha
We need a video like this for UFC 304 please and thank you!
I was wondering about Waterson. Can't remember the las time she won a fight and at 38??
When has Ian fought the Leech lmao? Do you want an editor or something, there’s always a bunch of mistakes when you put these out that can be caught on the first listen. also said Anthony is used to fighting at 170 accidentally lol
Performance enhancing magic 😂
Another banger by the goat weasel, no jones
Ortega vs Lopes is now at lightweight! Anything change with your pick or comparison?
Ortega looks like a miniature version of Jason Momoa
😂🤣🤣
Anthony Smith putting his 46-0 record on the line against Roman is a bold move. He has nothing to gain from that fight and everything to lose. What a legend.
Daaan Ige stepping up big!! This has been a haunted card though
the card has changed from pull out fest into a pretty awesome one
How did u get Brian Ortega fight night weight
Is cub vs fili over 1.5 rounds good?
Spiritual doctors 😂
Preformance enhancing magic is a genius way to get around tests.
Alex and jiri gunna be fighting like naruto and sauske 😂😂
I was craving this
70-30 Pereira vs Jiri seems crazy to me considering how fast Jiri can turn a fight. It takes just one storm with one good unpredictable hit and Alex is out as well.
You’re right. Should be 100-0 Alex
You really think Jiri can beat magic?
@@metalheadjakob Absolutely, when Izzy can smoke him, so can Jiri.
“Now for the second hardest puncher in human history Pyfer” lol I’m dying
‘I’m glad you asked’😭
Women traditionally give up their surname as most marriages were considered patrilineal in terms of inheritance. So when a girl married a man, she was marrying into his house, and would take his surname. Modern emancipated women apparently take issue with this custom, and thus you have the hyphenated surname
Late night upload saved my boring night 😭
“Looking very good NO JONES” 😂😂😂
I very much agree on Smith vs Dolidze but I'm surprised you have it so close % wise.
6:52...Wonder how Bisping's going to pronounce Martin Buday?
"She's got a thick base"
Smith reminds me of Cowboy. When he's good, he's really good, but sometimes he just doesn't seem to show up.
Weasle, if someone falls down from a leg kick, is that a knock down in your opinion? It is in mine. In that case (unrelated to this video ) that means Justin knocked down max twice in their fight.
I feel like the ufc is missing a huge marketing scheme with this dark shama magic ha😂😂😂😂
New thumbnail.
End of an Era.
When did ian garry fight li jingliang??
The PEM joke was 👍
Is Garry winning and is the main event going over 1.5?
Pretty sure Ortega needs to speak to a professional.
when did jingliang fight Garry?
Many many pull outs…story of my life.
I am hyped
Ate a shroom before AP beat izzy in the ufc, I swear I saw AP in his tribal gear blending in well with the patterns on the walls! Lmao😅
Garry fought Li???
Poatan v Jiri needs to be made into an anime movie
I think weasel has a new man crush... Mister payne talbot 😂😂😂
Cub Swanson and Andre fill tattoo comment has me dying brother 😂
that natural eye? are you saying talbot has the sharingan?