uh... buddy, news flash for ya: animals have a sex drive. this is normal as hell. ever seen a dog hump anything and everything? it's just what animals do...
Mandrills have been widely observed and documented engaging in homosexual behaviour. For example males mounting mounting other males including erections and ejaculation. This behaviour is not necessarily directly related to reproductive behavior and likely performs other social functions within the group.
You realize they fuck dudes too right. And he’d probably do it to a trans woman. It’s more how the person presents. How bout you use your brain before you yap weirdo
Qui vous fait parlé ? Il y a une histoire semblable dans l'une de nos régions Un arrière parent revenu sur le corps d'un cheval son propriétaire avait beaucoup de peine pour le faire passer devant la maison ou habiter ces petits fils ou il avait certe habité
Don't know if that stance was flirting. All to often, when an animal shows off his broadside, that's an intimidation. Look, I'm that big and strong, wonna pick a fight ? Could be meant for her companion though.
@@arikantal7591calm down they’re usually rescues. Nobody is just out there rounding up mandrills for prison. Go watch another Disney movie it’s alright little fella.
@sethwilliams8916 most zoo animals are born in captivity and traded from one zoo to another for other animals born in captivity. You know nothing Jon Snow.
@bigG485 yeh bro I feel you bro yolo my brolo gotta keep it real my brojelinos and hoes with six toes it's all brosephine in the submarine my brother brah bruh bro brondelbine feeling fine have a good one my bro from maybe the same hoe cause these days you never know get me bro cheers brother yeh bradda from another dadda
What a compliment! Wow, I see that she looked more than once. It looks like true love to me. The Baboon looks like he was going to get your number. 😂😂😂😂😂
but for real if the glass wasn't there it wouldn't be doing that, it would likely show aggression, its a Stress response, from being unable to shoe people away from their territory
Glad there was a glass barrier otherwise he would make her pregnant at no time he is on his mission😂😂😂 otherwise new species would be invented at that day😂😂😂
il problema è che l'italia è talmente un paese di merda che lo si considera pure come qualcosa di positivo a prescindere, e per eccesso poi diventa qualcosa come negativo (e altre stronzate come cornuto ecc...) così come girano voci sulle dimensioni del naso che... ecco puoi benissimo vedere il naso del mandrillo eheheh
Lip smacking in baboons is a happy gesture. This guy wasn’t stressed or aggressive regardless of the woman’s teeth showing. Take it into the fact that he sees humans bearing teeth every single day. At that point, teeth baring in humans to this mandrill is probably not an issue for him. I’m sure he can also distinguish visually a female human from a male. These animals aren’t stupid. He was absolutely “flirting” with that woman. Still, eww.
he aint flirting, he was ready to make a new species 💀💀💀
We already have blacks🎅🏿
@@tairo1092naw, your Mom already sucked Black dick.
Suction and handjob
@@tairo1092
How could you say that?
Reported, enjoy your ban, you uncivilized immoral being
Nah this is crazyyyyyyy @@tairo1092
That's actually the zoo keeper in a monkey costume. He's been getting away with it for years.
This is gold
😂😂😂😂😂
I know and its u all the time sensiguy
😂😂😂
Transmonkey ? 😅. Whats the pronoun 😅
Looks like they named them Man-Drill for a reason. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Ur comment shud get more likes..😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BRILLIANT!!
Man drill....🤣🤣🤣
That aggression turned into sexual frustration real quick
Lion King won't be the same for me Again 😢
Oh it's funny when they do it but when I do that people call the cops n shit
😅🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣👍
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
He's like, "Go ahead, call the Police. What are they gonna' do? Put me in a prison for Animals?
🤣😂🤣😂
He will go into non-binary prison section, because he identifies as a mandrill.
😂😂😂😂😂😂he is fear less.he know very well no can do anything.😂😂😂😂
Good one 😂
And also sad 😢
Hahahahaha😂
Funny because it's so 😅true
I think that's a little more than flirting 🤣
Thankfully there was glass in between. 😂😂
@@allahkakafirbanda1939Or it would have been e mess💦
It's not flirting it's jerking
He wants some of that.
@@allahkakafirbanda1939Gorilla Glass or Mandrill Glass?
This shows how unhealthy it is in a zoo for this poor animal
They do that in nature also.. it's normal
uh... buddy, news flash for ya: animals have a sex drive. this is normal as hell. ever seen a dog hump anything and everything? it's just what animals do...
Síii,necesita una rubia insalubre.😮😂😂😂
You're right, they are acting like people
….how?
Even the animals knows if a person is a male or female without asking their biologist 😅😂
Mandrills have been widely observed and documented engaging in homosexual behaviour. For example males mounting mounting other males including erections and ejaculation. This behaviour is not necessarily directly related to reproductive behavior and likely performs other social functions within the group.
I can think of a test for that....
You realize they fuck dudes too right. And he’d probably do it to a trans woman. It’s more how the person presents. How bout you use your brain before you yap weirdo
Since when do people have their own biologist? Couldn't even get this tired ass joke correct lmao
Mmm no you have to triggered enough to not WANT to get the joke. That's subjective.
At least he believes in eye contact.
😂
😂 damn, amazing comment 👏👏👏👏
😂😂😅
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 top tier
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals 😂
Throw back 😂
Saw it on the discovery channel
🎶So let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel 🎶 🐒
My favorite song to karaoke!
You Stupid! 😆
Every time I flirt like that, I get arrested! This is privilege
Rafiki was getting freaky 🤣😭💀💯
That’s not Rafiki thats Rafreaky
Lol damn I wanted to comment that 😂@@theatrak1272
"Asanti say a squished banana....!"
@@BytheTicket222😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you should be in jail. !!!!
@@BytheTicket222lmaoooo
You want a show… I’ll give you a fucking show! 😂😂😂
😅😅😅
Encore, encore...
Lol 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He looked so dejected when you started laughing at his man-drill
....with a dull bit!!! 😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know he did. I felt so bad for him.
😂
😅
He go ape for a pretty lady.. best chat up line..😂😂❤❤❤
Ah yes the old zookeeper in a baboon suit trick. 😅
😂😂😂😂he would be the smartest perv ever
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Qui vous fait parlé ?
Il y a une histoire semblable dans l'une de nos régions
Un arrière parent revenu sur le corps d'un cheval son propriétaire avait beaucoup de peine pour le faire passer devant la maison ou habiter ces petits fils ou il avait certe habité
😂😂 yes!🎉
These guys are as smart as humans, they just don't want wanna pay taxes.😂😂
LoL 😭
Lmaoooo
Who are you 😂
Smarter than some humans
That makes them smarter
Mandrill: *sees woman of different species*
Mandrill: *AGRESSIVE JERKOFF*
It was a calm jerkoff signifying that he was in love
Primal instincts
Is it odd that semi intelligent animals find humans attractive but not the other way around? Like they want access to our gene pool?
We humans do the same. Just look at the furry community. Lol
@@DrawinskyMoon I'm not included with that lol.
Well, I never thought I'd see a baboon having a tommy tank😂😅
*Mandrill
She was showing her teeth back to him. That must mean, "Yea, I want to do it with YOU!"
Language barrier...😂
It's how she was sitting waiting
Even a male monkey know a human female, wow
Then she got up and blue balled him. Sad bro 🙈
She knew what she was doing
No, it's just glass barrier
He got sad when he noticed she was laughing at him 😭🤣
That wasn't sadness brotha and those weren't tears
Maybe he has a humiliation kink
I felt sorry for him that they were laughing at him they don't know better. They are smart enough to know they were laughing though!
His hearth broke 😂
@@ct_folkeslee2676 yea bruh. It looks like he came 😂
I can't believe Rafiki would stoop so low like that
Your comment is r*cist..🌴✌🏽🐵👍🏽😂
😂
Lmao! That's gotta be Rafikis' cousin because I feel he has more class than that! Great comment !!!
Rafiki gets pay to do this
😂😂😂
No es racista, ni especieista!!!!
Bravo por su inocencia y sus ganas de vivir.
Hermoso.
That’s one glass pane between a giggle and a lifelong therapy session.
😂😂😂
That's fucking funny
😂😂😂😂
Oh shit.😃😄😀
😂😂😂
The way he was standing all sexily at first was the only flirting. The rest was a complete loss of self control
Esse não perdeu tempo foi direto ao ponto 😂
Don't know if that stance was flirting.
All to often, when an animal shows off his broadside, that's an intimidation. Look, I'm that big and strong, wonna pick a fight ? Could be meant for her companion though.
En su expresión se vió.
The other woman saying, "It's a compliment." Had me dying. 😂
She got jelous
😂😂😂😂
She said cumpliment.
Dicks out boys these woman finally understand us now smh lol
She was jealous.
He is looking at her like he is ready to create his own GMOs! Dayum! Haha
Mandrill: She came for a show and she's gonna get one!!!!😮😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Que horror de animales 🤮
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, the show must go on, dude 😅
“Flirts with you” is putting it mildly
They was trying to keep the words clean since the primate made the video all good and nasty
😂😂😂
He trying to smash 😂😂😂 not flirt
Her Mom or the sisterhood really played with this girls mind
No chocolates, no flowers, just straight down to business and right up in your face 😂🎉
😂😂
Hahahaha!!!!
Hshaha 😂😂😂😂
Well, at least he gets shit done.
@@Leprutz I can relate.. just got some shit done 🤙
Jack I know it’s you. Pull the costume off😂
For the apes the window is just the connection to the internet
Mandrills are monkeys not apes. They are bigger than any other monkey but are not our very next cousins
Mandrills are monkeys not apes. They are bigger than the other monkeys but they are not our very next cousins
Best description
I'm gonna be "that guy" and say that Mandrills are monkeys. Laughed at your Internet joke though.
That monkey is a pervert 😅
I tried flirting the same way he did. I got 6 months in jail and 2 years of community service.
What you're not talking about is all the new friends you made on the inside
Only 6months did you try the same thing with the inmates how did they react
Why you think the mandrill is locked there in the first place? It's exactly the shit like that.
😂😂😂...🤭
Uhh the community would have had enough of your "service" sir...
That's why I don't believe your story😂😂
they always fall for the blondes....even king kong could not resist
Facts 😂😂😂
Even hip hop people
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Hhhhhhhhhhh
@@assassin3003huh…
@@assassin3003At least they don't fall for little kids like the ice-hockey people 😂
Bro is ready to create new Species 😂😂
That’s enough TH-cam for today
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
Mama you turn me on 🤣😹☺️😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except I’m still here. 😬
😂😂😂
I cant believe this is a thing. When and why? Animals shouldnt know these things.
Flirting? He got right down to business! 😂
Skipped asking her out and dating Apps 😂
😂😂🤣🤣
He standin on busness
He HORNY horny
Bro said "fuck it, im in for life anyway..what they gonna do about it!" 😂
Yeah, sad actually. An entire lifetime in a cage.
@@arikantal7591calm down they’re usually rescues. Nobody is just out there rounding up mandrills for prison. Go watch another Disney movie it’s alright little fella.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@sethwilliams8916 You're great at condescension but not so great at understanding the point.
@sethwilliams8916 most zoo animals are born in captivity and traded from one zoo to another for other animals born in captivity. You know nothing Jon Snow.
I mean, she is gorgeous. The lady, that's a compliment 😂
Agreed
He got real shy when she started laughing😂
Quizás el tamaño😂
You're worried about size when he has such a good looking face? @@ctorresct658
😂
Horny mandrill
@@ctorresct658She made him complex😂
😂😂😂 when she started laughing hes like okay I'm ashamed of myself
ehhh…. your’s ain’t funny compare to other comments
@@heartpirateyl7393stop hatin
Never seen him act sorry
@@namesake7139nah he's lovin not hatin
But imma keep going
"Just ask her out, the worst that can happen is she says no..."
😂😂
Don't laugh. It's a compliment that he finds you so attractive. ❤
He is a Mandrill of culture😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Aye
Haha this comment is very underrated
Man-drill even. Ok, i'll show myself out.....
Men of culture comments are sexist and objectifying of women. Please stop
Definitely not shy about expressing his true feelings, that's for sure 😂
Well…he knows the Drill.
Nice
Noice
@@powerbamgaming9395 nooice
Nice
You must mean the “Man-drill” 😅
Mandrill fails No Nut November.
😂😂
Ayo😂
🗿
It’s No Nut 10 years until December 2033 for me.💀
Why?@@WorldUnity-dq4ln
Hes like, "Oh, thaat mandrill over there is hoooooot"
The Eye Contact is what kills me the most 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Actually it was the tongue wagging that got me. If you are going to do it in public, you might as well go all out.
And the hip swinging 😊
Bro is on diddy time, "He's like, take that, take that" 😂😂
The dumbest comment because the male animal saw a female.... Diddy seems to go after men before hr foes a women
She's laughing, but imagine the royal drilling she would get from a baboon.
💀
@bigG485 yeh bro I feel you bro yolo my brolo gotta keep it real my brojelinos and hoes with six toes it's all brosephine in the submarine my brother brah bruh bro brondelbine feeling fine have a good one my bro from maybe the same hoe cause these days you never know get me bro cheers brother yeh bradda from another dadda
😅😂😂😂
That mandrill was like "Hey baby... how do you like my man-DRILL!!"😂😂
Underrated comment
😂
This needs to be top comment
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Oh,it's ok and funny when the baboon does. But,when I do it ,they want to throw me in jail 😂
Bro looked so ashamed when he finished "damn randy you told yourself you'd stop doing this"
"I offered the yellow top hooman my all, and she laughed at me! She LAUGHED AT ME!!!!" *sits and finishes, mournfully weeping to himself* 😢
Rejection 😂
Shame boner
Lamo I was looking for this comment
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂he feels rejected after showing his love to her😂😂😂
That's just sex, not love.
Die Beiden hätten vielleicht viel Spaß gehabt wenn nur die Barriere nicht wäre und all die ungebetenen Zuschauer... 😋
The mandrill wants to party and you got to tell him nooo - Katt Williams
😂
😂 You win the internet today. lol. that’s hilarious
Hell nah lmao 🤣💀
OMG YESSSSS!!! THIS RIGHT HERE IS FUNNY AF!! 😂🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a compliment! Wow, I see that she looked more than once. It looks like true love to me. The Baboon looks like he was going to get your number. 😂😂😂😂😂
Who wouldn't look more than once
Y’all weird
You are so lucky that there's glass between you and him 😂
Flirting ??? No girl, he’s ready for something else !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has😂😂
Baboon need her pussy
Yes you 😂 @@sanjaymehra7625
If that glass wasn't there, you'd be integrating the species. 😆😅🤣😂
She would of told the cops he touched her
interacial xxx
It will be a new evolution...😂😂😂
@@stickyballs1no, even if they really mate, the egg & the sperm can't mix
but for real if the glass wasn't there it wouldn't be doing that, it would likely show aggression, its a Stress response, from being unable to shoe people away from their territory
Bro was like
"This hairless monkey is kinda...😏"
He’s like “I’ll give you something to gawk at” 😂😂😂
"You wanna see a man-drill, do ya?"
I think he wanted her to gawk him
She was about to give him that hawk tuah 🤣
Baboon does it : " I think he likes you " , " it's a compliment"
Some dude does this on a bus : " disgusting, call the cops ! "
Because humans are not cute. Especially males.
End of.
Well this is also a disgusting animal
Why is he going to another species? Wtf?
Bro you're a smart guy dude
Brilliant observation. People are in fact different from animals.
@@Iluvpie6Oh. So it's funny when the baboon does it but I'm put in jail for doing the same thing! We live in a society!
He says “it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean!!”
It's not the size of the banana....it's the size of the balls hanging from the banana. What?
@@arielperez797what about the curvature? 😏
It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
So a factor that you have no control over?
Sounds like small boat cope.
@@thenifell its not the size of the boat...but the size of the balls hanging from the boat.
Wow!! Amazing!!!!! I just found the fastest anymal in the planet!!! Everybody thinks that the cheetahs are the fastest.😂😂
Mandrill: "(singing) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"
Lol
Weren't those guys
(Bloodhound Gang)
wearing some sort of costume supposedly resembling apes ?
😂😂😂😂
Baby, once you go baboon, you'll come back REAL soon! 😅😂😂
Lol
It’s a mandrill not a baboon
North St.Louis... in a nutshell
Ahhhhhhhahaha! The comment I was hoping for 😂
@@sticksnstonespatriot1728 ha... racism.
His tongue was moving fast like he was an old man trying to freak off on a young woman 🤣😭💀
He was showing her what he can do with his educated tongue!
I thought he was doing some Gene Simmons impersonation for a second.
How many of these old men have you seen and why? 🧐
Master Roshi
how many? 😲🪖✅🤫 hmmmm SO many 😲😯🧑🏻🔬👽🤫🪖👽🥹🤭
Glad there was a glass barrier otherwise he would make her pregnant at no time he is on his mission😂😂😂 otherwise new species would be invented at that day😂😂😂
Mandrill recognised quality in another species. This guy has vision!
yes
White wimmin top tier
El alma gemela reencarnada en mandril les tocará en otras vidas . Que pesar
I've complimented many women just like this, but for some reason nobody laughs.
They just call 911.
😂😂😂😂
Because it's not funny!! You know better and who says it's a compliment
😂😂
Você é sem vergonha, vem fazer isso aqui no Brazil que temos uma lição para caras como você.
😂😂😂
Mandrill: "come here baby...mandrills do it better!"😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂❤!
shall i 🎉😂❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😅
Talk about him feeling like a MAN AGAIN. LOL😂😂
The irony is she got an ego boost.
And became a compliment💀
How is it an ego boost for a mandrill to find you attractive?
White women...
@@dentkortand m0ney kits black man?
In Italy we say often that a sex addicted is a Mandrill. The video is well explaining why 😂😂😅
En España también, decimos "estás más caliente que un Mandril"..
You learn something new everyday
il problema è che l'italia è talmente un paese di merda che lo si considera pure come qualcosa di positivo a prescindere, e per eccesso poi diventa qualcosa come negativo (e altre stronzate come cornuto ecc...) così come girano voci sulle dimensioni del naso che... ecco puoi benissimo vedere il naso del mandrillo eheheh
Now i know why im single, ive been doing it wrong
Eye contact and keep that tongue flappin
@@lowcountrysmoke yoo bro🤣
@@lowcountrysmokelmao😂
@@lowcountrysmoke Most forget the tounge part. It's the most essential move!
😅😅😅😅😅
The female Zoo Keeper needs to be investigated!!!! 💯%.
Proof that love will find you in the least expected places.
Sex and love are two different things.
Are you understand it?
@@explorer-a-z DO I UNDERSTAND? YES!!!
YUO?
DUMB DUMB DUMB.
For white people love means sex. Animal instincts. Which even the monkey understood....😂😂😂😂
First time in a long time that the title of a TH-cam video undersells what is happening in the video. It's the opposite of clickbaity.
😂😂😂😂😂
You can see his knees buckle as he reaches peak babboongasm
👏👏
😂
These comments 😂😂😂
I do the same thing when it's really good. 😂
Baboongasm?😂😂😂😂
That tongue action 😂😂
Genetic
Showing his skills to impress her. Imagine if dudes did this when flirting. Would save us time.😂
@@DarkAngel2512 lmao 🤣 😂
@@DarkAngel2512 Well, inventive pickup lines are a way of showing intelligence.
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 true. But we need to know if guys have skills too.
He's like" Hey who's that" 😂😂
The "it's a compliment" had me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 X
I doubled over laughing after hearing that.😂😂😂😂
He is not flirting, direct action😂😂😂😂
You should be proud, that is one handsome Mandrill showing off to you.
Se vació como una jaiba vieja 😂
Are you a zoophile?
Ew no besty ality
The baboon was shaking everywhere even in the mouth too lol🥴
Welcome to the jungle, baby!
"Let me show you why they call me a Mandrill."
😂 Dat boi said...I got that tongue action AND that beat-it-up girrrl.... shiiiiid!
😂😂😂
Ok looh' ok maynnnee you got dat funny comment doe shiiiidddd' my mayne 2 funny dough' we str8 ballin dough 🏀💰🤑
@@Sillywithscissorstell us how you really feel
Rafiki be like "Don't be shy, it will be de past, de past can't hurt."
The baboon showed you his feelings, the boy is falling in love!!!😂🤣🤔🤨😉😳🤯😎
Wanting to hump something isn't love.
It's a mandrill
He's obviously a seasoned male of culture! 😅😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Man-drill of culture jeje
TOO BAD ZOO HAS TO PUT HIM DOWN 😅😅
@@jamesevans2286Why in the world will a zoo kill an animal that just masturbated? I dont even know how your brain works. Who is the monkey brain?
wtf
GOT THE NERVES TO SMILE FIRST AT HER & THEN WACK HIS WINKER😂😂😂
And his tongue lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Villige GOGOLEV
When she started laughing hard he looked defeated.😂
heyyyyyyy, he recognized you , he knew that you belong to his species. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Real facts 😂
😂
What the...😂😂😂😂😂
she was White, not black lol
"Honey, he likes you." 😂😂😂😂
Her man is a cu**old
"Bro, I got rizz"
The rizz in question
At least he's free to express himself...😂
"it's a compliment" 💀💀💀💀
Lip smacking in baboons is a happy gesture. This guy wasn’t stressed or aggressive regardless of the woman’s teeth showing. Take it into the fact that he sees humans bearing teeth every single day. At that point, teeth baring in humans to this mandrill is probably not an issue for him. I’m sure he can also distinguish visually a female human from a male. These animals aren’t stupid. He was absolutely “flirting” with that woman. Still, eww.
Thank you Captain obvious.
@@slystally9874 glad to be of service
He's not a baboon! He's a Mandrill
Men will be Men. 🤣🤣🤣🔨
Hey that's a trans woman chill
@@benbryan4489 🤝🤣
Thats dracqueen
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badan monyet...nafsu manusia..🤭
She laughing but she definitely checking out what he packing 😮😜😂