@@lpflore i wish i could tell you. it happened another time when i was playing communist china, one of the chinas had a 537/10 infra for some reason even though it was still like the first year
But they are not, in the game Italy wins all the time because their lack of equipment and it gets worse after italy makes the frontline bigger or two fronts using Albania.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Wasnt because most of their forces went to fight Germany? Italians couldnt even beat Greece, which had ww1 rifles and no other equipment.
@@user-xc9od2zy9h "You already had Czechoslovakia!" "Ahh, shit, what about, what about Belgium, France?" "Ehhmm, ok, just wait, we need evacuate a few troops from Dunkirk" "Sure, sure...wait what?!!!"
This reminds me so much of a game where the commintern died, so (as greece) I made a faction, called the "Pact of Athens", invited basically all the neutral nations in europe (i did use console commands to make them accept, though) and called them all in to the war. *_they were all dead within a month_*
Yaroslav L The British fought on the african front and kept italy at bay and away from Iraq which had oil, since they couldn’t actually invade Germany as that was was too risky, they fought on other fronts like Egypt and kept the Germans from getting oil or other resources in Africa.
Yaroslav L I don’t believe the british backstabbed the poles and the chez, I think that goes to the leaders, namely chamberlain, also, If Germany got the oil it would be far more powerful and would cause more bloodshed on all sides
Ιωάννης Μπαλτουμάς Για καποιο λογο ολοι ασχολουνται με ολα τα αχρηστα κρατη πλην της ελλαδος...Καναμε περισσοτερα απο τις περισσοτερες χωρες των dlc αλλα σταρχιδια τους ολοι.Απλα δεν πουλαμε.
Young Stoney Bologna Yugoslavia, a monarchy at the time, was divided between pro Nazis and pro British. Communism was outlawed and the kingdom didn’t even recognize the Soviet Union as a country. So much for your attempt to be clever, ignorant fool.
@@otakurt1149 I’ve seen Yugo Greece and turkey whoop the axis without any outside help one time and it was funny since when I watched a replay all German divisions were all in Finland for some reason
Japan fights China for the whole time, Italy fights Greece and Yugoslavia and Germany beats everyone except China to death, then Switzerland comes back up and says: what the fuck happened?! Then URSS comes in and kills everyone.
@Andre Hpunkt Quick respond i like that. So first you seem to be a person knowing much about something you dont like wich is funny but anyways yes i realized that it is about hoi4 cause he mentioned divisions etc... I needed to respond to that nevertheless. Every empire rise and fall and the ottomans did a damn good job at staying long time on the gold age of the empire. Imean the british empire lived like 100 years same with French. Italy like a snitch we all know switch sides and attack when the empire is about to end. The got Lybia wich was a land of nothing they didnt found the oil there were just 200k people living therer and basically it was just a land to connect egypt with tunesia/algeria without sence. They spend actually more to Lybia in the war and after then they got from Lybia so i think it wasnt a lost at all. I am happy that the arab regions are not connected with the turkish land i mean a mixxed state is just shit. At the end the wanted the europeans and not the Turks and they got the Europeans and the wars up to today so karma is bitch i think. I am against Erdogan but i am a patritoc Turk and i am very proud of that. I also hate all people wich hate Me or my nationality my country or my religion. You just interpretated to much in an easy comment and people like you smell like dirt. Call me on phone if you are so interested on me
@Andre Hpunkt So just because you are aware i will quite? No i think things go different. So you are a Pole? hmm interesting. Your sayings about the war relations of poland are very false but i will not respond to that. Just look at that list en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Ottoman_Wars and look at your allies and the ottoman allies and look at the winner and the looser. Your sentences are pretty funny so are your stigmatize calls. You cant steal history from us steal it from anybody else Pole. Good day at work ;)
@@kasadam85 Bro I wrote this comment a year ago and I have no idea what I was talking about. And ofc I have no idea what you are talking about either. And it's too early in the morning to start a debate for souvlaki
![[HOI4] How it Feels Like to Play Democratic France](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P1R7rwq6esY/mqdefault.jpg)
*"Yeah, hang on, just going to build some forts."*
15/10
i once played a game where literally right at the start, no more than a year in, france had a spot with 873/10 infrastructure
@@rampagerslife how
@@lpflore i wish i could tell you. it happened another time when i was playing communist china, one of the chinas had a 537/10 infra for some reason even though it was still like the first year
@@lpflore It is lie, maxed is 256/10, everybody knows that
@@pshekchik Nah, 255/10, gotta count that 0
Imagine every time you watch a movie you start seeing hoi memes everywhere.
Sounds like a great time honestly.
>tfw you actually imagine scenes in movies as hoi4 memes
One cannot watch Hancock any differently anymore.
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy i dont think of hoi4 memes but i see history memes
So true
It is truly a desperate timeline when Turks and Greeks are working together
True
𝑻𝑹𝒀
@@kerpolhd6837 indeed
+9999
I imagine it being like “they might be my arch rival, but they’re MY arch rival damnit. If anyone is genociding them it’s gonna be ME.”
I love how Germany is eating Poland and Japan is drinking China
Dimitris 636363 Tibet
Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When you don't know why people love so much when Germany eats your country in memes like that XD
JMathias Japan's drinking Taiwan not China. If I'm looking at the right scene 🤔
tibet
Yugoslavia dropping the truth on Italy: "I'm stronger than you."
*Italy has become player controlled*
But they are not, in the game Italy wins all the time because their lack of equipment and it gets worse after italy makes the frontline bigger or two fronts using Albania.
@@britishgamer666Too much for the lack of love for history, this is mission impastable
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Wasnt because most of their forces went to fight Germany? Italians couldnt even beat Greece, which had ww1 rifles and no other equipment.
Mike Rodrigues Italy had ww1 guns and no other equipment too... ahaha
"Darling, please can I have another nation?"
*- Hitler to Chamberlain, 1938*
Here mah chaild have Czechoslovakia🤗
@@user-xc9od2zy9h "You already had Czechoslovakia!"
"Ahh, shit, what about, what about Belgium, France?"
"Ehhmm, ok, just wait, we need
evacuate a few troops from Dunkirk"
"Sure, sure...wait what?!!!"
"well, theres a little thing called trust, ey?"
*looks at germany*
Kommedaten Finn looks away from italy
I would like but it's at 666
YOOO LETS GO LMAO
KEEPING THIS AT 666 BOIS
Molotov ribentrop 😂
This reminds me so much of a game where the commintern died, so (as greece) I made a faction, called the "Pact of Athens", invited basically all the neutral nations in europe (i did use console commands to make them accept, though) and called them all in to the war.
*_they were all dead within a month_*
Did you annex Bulgaria?
nope
@@j.bproductions5424 now we gonna annex u c:
That's just sad. XD Even when cheating a little, you can't win.
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim i think he ment the other nations died, greece cant die, ive seen many ais hold off, almost every time greece takes albania
"Get ready to get rekt"
-Germany to all of Europe, 1939
"No U."-Soviet Union 1943 after stalingrad
"No U" Yugoslavian resistance thru whole German war campaign
@Yaroslav L I dont remember Britain surrendering
Yaroslav L The British fought on the african front and kept italy at bay and away from Iraq which had oil, since they couldn’t actually invade Germany as that was was too risky, they fought on other fronts like Egypt and kept the Germans from getting oil or other resources in Africa.
Yaroslav L I don’t believe the british backstabbed the poles and the chez, I think that goes to the leaders, namely chamberlain, also, If Germany got the oil it would be far more powerful and would cause more bloodshed on all sides
Germany literally eats Poland...
11/10 would watch again
The Mann I
The Mann love you channel
The Mann As German, I approve.
n
The Mann iiiiiiii
This is just perfect, oh my lord, one of your best out there
“There’s a little thing called a Non aggression pact”😂😂 I honestly find these videos funny I love them.
Best hoi meme EVER. That poland part was amazing!!!!
And finaly somebody bothered with Greece and Turkey
Ιωάννης Μπαλτουμάς Για καποιο λογο ολοι ασχολουνται με ολα τα αχρηστα κρατη πλην της ελλαδος...Καναμε περισσοτερα απο τις περισσοτερες χωρες των dlc αλλα σταρχιδια τους ολοι.Απλα δεν πουλαμε.
του μουσολινι του εφτασε και με το παραπανω :P
@@faniskou don't worry i think new dlc come for Turkey Greece and Bulgari maybe iran
@@au-7204 Where did you heard it? can you share a link?
@@Kronosfobi bence dedim bakılırsa öenmli olan ülkelerden bi oralar kaldı
Yugoslavia calling Fascist Germany Commie, Ironic.
Socialists and dictatorships- I mean communists get confused all the time
Young Stoney Bologna Yugoslavia, a monarchy at the time, was divided between pro Nazis and pro British. Communism was outlawed and the kingdom didn’t even recognize the Soviet Union as a country. So much for your attempt to be clever, ignorant fool.
@@GAtTheTop What did the UK recognize the U.S.S.R as then?
@@frenchsoldier8485 that nothing to do with this
@@user-lq1tp4yw3e My first or second comment?
Portugal goes like:
-Shit!I left the Cod fish in the oven!
bacalhau
@@DE_MEME I like to eat Bacalhau. It's delicious.
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 I like it too
You missed out the best bit. The actual fight scene.
Which basically is Treaty of
Germany took all states
Everyoen was annexed
@@otakurt1149 for about 2 years.
@@otakurt1149 I’ve seen Yugo Greece and turkey whoop the axis without any outside help one time and it was funny since when I watched a replay all German divisions were all in Finland for some reason
Japan fights China for the whole time, Italy fights Greece and Yugoslavia and Germany beats everyone except China to death, then Switzerland comes back up and says: what the fuck happened?!
Then URSS comes in and kills everyone.
@@0Ploxx hoi4's AI be like:
Germany: *CASUALLY EATS POLAND*
But where was russian?
@@mmmoo123 too busy doing the purge
Remember in Russia: Russia eat you
Lmao Switzerland who going build forts
1:24 Germany is eating Poland!!!😂😂
Hanif Shakiba when I was watching I was like "wait what is that" and then I realized oh its poland😂😂😂
:/
japan drinking china
When Germany was eating Poland I was waiting for Russia to come out of nowhere to eat the rest
I love how Luxembourg is just sitting in the Back and chillin
a masterpiece! 10/10
the fact that germany pulls out a luger makes this so much better imo
This is easily the funniest and most accurate one of these hoi4 videos
This is really well edited, nicely done.
Movies I’ll literally never watch but which are so good with the HOI4 filter and reference on
It's actually a fantastic film. I don't normally watch stuff like this, but this is definitely a good one.
1:56 look at portugal leaving the conflict what a mad lad
And my country is sitting in the background lol
1:16 "Darling, please can I have another nation? I've annexed this one."
IM CRYING
ahhahahaha it's fits literally perfect 10/10
Gerald Emenike get laid you fat virgin
Comfortably Numb Football No u
Gerald. Pathetic, grow up kid.
Well, that was idiotic.
Off to hang myself!
Watch and lea-
*CRITICAL HIT!*
The Fact that Tom hardy plays both Germany and Japan makes this even better
Portugal was pretty much "fuck this! Im Out!"
MokitaMoti hahaha you are right! I didnt notice that 😂 Obrigada!
Naaaa, he yust left the oven on
We prefere party , we are tired of wars lol
i love how japan just stays out of it once they finished with china
That claims on and fate of Yugoslavia tho.
But what if Austria-Hungary is reformed but remains Non-Alligned?
Then Austria-Hungary is non-alligned
Would probably get f*cked by germany and Italy
Amazing. This is only something a true HOI4 players would understand.
I love how at 0:17 nazi Germany is just casually eating Poland
:/
@@Nowak1918 wut?
Everybody gangsta till the snow starts singing Sakkijarven Polkka
11/10 quality meme
'Fucking prangle wing'
Well annexing turkey after 40 s are so hard they start with 27 divisons I see them builded 2 light tankII divisions at 41
@Andre Hpunkt You mean Çanakkale? The allies tried this in the first world war and lost.
@Andre Hpunkt Quick respond i like that. So first you seem to be a person knowing much about something you dont like wich is funny but anyways yes i realized that it is about hoi4 cause he mentioned divisions etc... I needed to respond to that nevertheless. Every empire rise and fall and the ottomans did a damn good job at staying long time on the gold age of the empire. Imean the british empire lived like 100 years same with French. Italy like a snitch we all know switch sides and attack when the empire is about to end. The got Lybia wich was a land of nothing they didnt found the oil there were just 200k people living therer and basically it was just a land to connect egypt with tunesia/algeria without sence. They spend actually more to Lybia in the war and after then they got from Lybia so i think it wasnt a lost at all. I am happy that the arab regions are not connected with the turkish land i mean a mixxed state is just shit. At the end the wanted the europeans and not the Turks and they got the Europeans and the wars up to today so karma is bitch i think. I am against Erdogan but i am a patritoc Turk and i am very proud of that. I also hate all people wich hate Me or my nationality my country or my religion. You just interpretated to much in an easy comment and people like you smell like dirt. Call me on phone if you are so interested on me
@Andre Hpunkt So just because you are aware i will quite? No i think things go different. So you are a Pole? hmm interesting. Your sayings about the war relations of poland are very false but i will not respond to that. Just look at that list en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Ottoman_Wars and look at your allies and the ottoman allies and look at the winner and the looser. Your sentences are pretty funny so are your stigmatize calls. You cant steal history from us steal it from anybody else Pole.
Good day at work ;)
*I love how 🇦🇫 didn't even care enough about this to stand up.*
Love how in the first scene Romania is the bartender fueling them just like in WW2
0:11 Franquist Spain is in there litellary seeing Europe burn meanwhile they rebuild the country cause the civil war.
I’m crying this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in months LMAO.
Portugal walks out as usual
not as usual , Portugal had all military in their colonies, and Portugal have the most old traty whith england
This is q masterpiece
This shit is a masterpiece
Germany slowly pulling out fate of Yugoslavia😂😂😂
Germany: *Gets ready to declare war on the entire bar!*
Germans: A lie; take it- actually that’s pretty accurate!
0:12 “I will fucking annex you, yugo” 😂
0:14 *gets triggered
*plays hoi4 as Poland
*destroys both the soviets and Germany
*01:34 am now I can go to sleep
Japan: "I know Europe"
Me: LUL
Portugal just says nope I’m out
as a greek person, I approve of Greece being bullied-
As a Turkish person,I approve of Turkey having kebab as a weapon.
@@biliminsrlar5752 as a German person, I approve that Germany is eating Poland
Hahahaha
@@Heisenberg929 FDon't forget Japan drinking china
Bilimin Sırları I was offended of him not having ayran as well
Netherlands : Aight imma head out
1:18 “Darling Can I Have another Nation.I’ve annexed this one”
And after some years passed, Turkey literally invades Germany with kebab(its actually döner btw).
Again, it is SOUVLAKI
@@johnsoth8888 no, it isn't
@@kasadam85 Bro I wrote this comment a year ago and I have no idea what I was talking about. And ofc I have no idea what you are talking about either. And it's too early in the morning to start a debate for souvlaki
@llyunnie I am here, 9 days later to start a debate about souvlaki
Beautiful - the Kray twins playing Japan and Germany. Brilliant!
Bulgaria is like
But... I held of the entente in world war 1
2:19: "I COME HERE FOR A FUCKING WAR, RIGHT?"
"Switzeland, can I get some lend lease, please?
"Yeah, hang on, just going to build some forts."
xD xD xD
The best HOI4 edit imo
I laughed so hard at Germany eating Poland and the fate of Yugoslavia gun briljant!
Only to get fucked by the Partisans afterwards
@@Imnotsmg4bob Took 4 years to do though
I love how Switzerland just dont give a fuck
No one:
Literally no one:
The Nederlands,Switzerland and Portugal after Japan and Germany arrives: Ight Imma Head Out
The neutral fucking blinders
9001/10 Would watch for an hour and I'd still won't get bored
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
I lost it when Swiss just bounces out
I love it's actually a Luger Germany pulls out from under the table
Germany eating Poland haha 😂
Now this
This is a Good edit
Great work
Nice choice
Lmao at the fate of Yugo bit
I just love how Germany is speaking with a british accent
The movie is called Legend btw
I like how it’s all Europe and Japan
God this is brilliant
Portugal: aight imma head out
**Non-Aligned nations become Player controlled**
And Italy gets into a shout out with Greece in which italy gets absolutely rekt by Greece to the point that Germany and Bulgaria for help
Greece holding a gyro pita !!!
Lmao 😂😂😂
actually it was turkey if you pay attention :)
2:19
Turkey: No me, You will got fuck up
Good scene, great edit.
Well done!
I can't breathe I'm laughing so much
This is fucking art
Switzerland away!
100/10 historical accurate
ポーランドがドイツに喰われてくの笑えるんだけどw
KEBAP ACTIVADED
I'm here eating popcorn and watching the drama like a true swede!
#neutrality
My smile grew wide when Netherlands (???) Called Nazi a commie xD
Subtitles like this are so much better than the text-to-speech voice interjection.
Switzerland hides in the basement. Lol
I love how the gun is the "fate of Yugoslavia" focus
Germany just sitting there eating Poland 😂 so accurate
Greece should have given a knockout punch to Italy
Switzerland was the cameraman as well
The funniest thing is that germany comes back sneaking like no one would notice her)))0)
This was video perfection
Me: *plays Non-Aligned Britain*
Also me: *joins the Axis*
And France becomes communist for some reason.
Germany eating poland
Is just hilarious
Saabat pact after this conversation:
Damnit they got good divisions