I remember hearing about one, about a guy who went to a local gas station and pretended to buy something. He handed the cashier a twenty dollar bill to pay, before pulling out a gun and demanding all the money in the register. He got the money and got away, but the funny part is that the money in the register only amounted to about fifteen bucks, and he has forgotten to get his twenty back from the cashier, so in the end he LOST money.
I was in a bar when a guy decided to jump the bar, mug the bartender. As he jumped back he found someone trained in unarmed combat. The weasel screamed until law enforcement picked him up. Said weasel screamed how he’d been violated. I had a drink with the arresting officer later that night, we laughed.
Unfortunately I never see Karma working. I just see really bad people get away with really horrible things & being manipulative, & really good people always having horrible things happen to them.
Yeah, some karma I witnessed was in California. I was walking with a friend, someone was about to throw coffee at us but they dropped the cup, and an f-bomb, then tried to take off. Not far behind them was a cop car who quickly pulled them over. Fine for littering there is $1000.
This really happened. My house was broken into last year we just moved into our house and to the West Coast less then a month before so we couldn't figure out who it was. A hour after the cops and CSI left we were cleaning our house. I found a strange phone. I went through it I didn't recognize anyone on it so I called the cops when the cops were on their way the owner of the phone Facetimed looking for his phone guess not thinking he left it behind he threatened me called me a thief I laughed and told him come to the house he just burgled that's where he left it he said a few choice words then hung up I took a screenshot of him knew he could access his photos remotely so sent it to a text to my phone. We didn't get all our stuff back but we got the guys and that is what counts
Awesome video. I remember one time one of my old school bullies attacked me in the street. She head butted me, trying to knock me out, and ended up breaking her nose on my forehead. It was instant karma. She and her gang left me alone for a long time afterwards.
*The fire hose through the car windows is standard practice, and sadly a common issue. There are TH-cam videos showing multiple situations where fire crews did what they had to do and went through the offending vehicles. Quite a lot were VERY expensive vehicles...* 🤣
I've found people with expensive cars are often the worst drivers; I think it's because they feel entitled to be, because they're just that awesome. I would not be at all surprised if many of the people doing that kind of parking are people with more money than sense.
Hydrant Parking - I served on my local Volunteer FD for a few years, and hearing other firefighters talk about how "their heart broke as they smashed a BMW's window" or the like is always just great.
@@seanns1945 Yeah. Delaying a fire being put out could literally cost lives. Or help spread a fire to another building. They guy should have been dealt with MUCH more severely.
I've got one (although, this has not been 100% confirmed and may be just an urban legend): This group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas heard that some Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere and decided to go and harass them. Finding the spot where the other vehicles were parked, they donned their hoods, assembled a cross and strode off into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the fluffybunny pacifist Pagans. To their surprise they ended up staring down the business end of at least two spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives, and more than one shotgun. Seems they had crashed an Asatru (as in, Norse reconstructionist) blot, and didn't realize that this was one Pagan sect NOT known for pacifist beliefs. From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out: "If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it. I've got my hammer right here..." They left in a hurry.
Considering I'm friends with, and was a practicing pagan this is very believable. When they cast circle that is sacred ground. And most of them while generally pacifist, they do believe in self-defense when diplomacy is unachievable.
I need ask one thing.. from when Pagans are pacifists? Yes, there are many kinds of pagans and mot generally avoid to be considered as Satanist, but generally it is better to avoid people who can literally eat you as some rituals are downright insane.
And as for "insane rituals", need I remind you that communion in the Catholic Church consists of drinking wine meant to represent blood, often done under a likeness of a man dying on an ancient torture device? Seriously.
I love Matt! He did such a great job of pointing out that some Christians aren’t the greatest at representing God! We need more people like Matt who understand social truths! Love you Matt!
I was at a gas station nextdoor to a flower shop when the elderly lady that owned the shop came in. She said her store was just Rob. A guy came in acting like he wanted to buy flowers and laid a twenty dollar bill on the counter. He then demanded the money that the lady keep in a cigar box. He took the box with only $17 in it and left his twenty. The police was able to get fingerprints off the money and arrested him.
Gregory Mcallib: *breaks into my house* Me: Uhhh....,Gregory, can I help you? Gregory Mcallib: Gimme your money! Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gregory Mcallib: What’s so funny? Me: YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY!!!!!! Gregory: So you DON’T have money? Me: Oh hell no!
Years ago I had a neighbor who was cheating on his girlfriend. She torched his Caddy. He pulled up in his Mercedes to find his other car in flames. He hopped out and called the fire dept. They arrived. Karma was not done yet. He had parked his Mercedes in front of the hydrant. Like the one mentioned here, they broke the windows in his Mercedes to run a hose through it to his Caddy that was on fire. His insurance paid for his Caddy. He had to pay for his Mercedes to be repaired.
@@lillieskidmore5795 two? I re read the OP and still only read she torched 1 car... but anyways, why didn't he move his Benz for the firemen, I assume he was right there watching his other car burn?
Matthew. All of your videos are great. I watched your video on depression. I was once in a mental hospital and got help. You are very brave to open up about this issue and you continue to do videos. You are an inspiration. Truly a great person.
When the Eagles fans (a football team in America in case you don’t know) came to Minnesota to watch a game, they were very disrespectful and even made fun of an old lady When everyone was supposed to go back home there was a huge snowstorm so they couldn’t fly back to Philadelphia.
I have a lincoln but i follow the rules. The person is probably not rich but spent it all on the car, i've seen people who do that. I donate money and food anonymously, because i care about those in need, I do sometimes buy a homeless a take out with separate compartments that divide up with meat, veggie, rice, and a nice cold bottle of water with some napkins. Sadly because they are homeless it makes it hard for them to find a job. Edit: How did i go from a car to a homeless person?
Wow, the different types of videos you do proves just how good on film you are - there's not a trace of the spookiness that you portray in your horror videos. Nice ability to mold your presence to the theme of your videos :)
Whenever I am having a bad day all I have to do is watch some of your videos. I get such a kick from all of your cute humor I forget my hard day. Thank you so much.
You forgot Mengele. He got a heart attack while trying not to drown. An awful person died an awful way. Edit: for those of you who don't know who Mengele was, he was a German SS officer, a doctor who conducted some of the worst experiments during the holocaust.
I heard another one a young man broke into a house stole numerous things and used their computer but forgot to sign off Facebook. Needless to say the police had no problems finding him. In my local paper there was a story about two men who lived in the local projects across from the court house. They got into a fight and one shot and killed the other right in the open in front of dozens of witnesses. He was caught easily because he reported next day across the street for jury duty.
Awesome video Matt!! I love seeing those who do wrong to others get their just desserts!! Thanks for the smile my friend and keep the vids coming!! Your Fan Always - Carl
My favorite Karma story: my dad got a deerhound and was very harsh in his training, punishing the poor animal and keeping him on short rations, especially when the dog proved to be gun shy. But my dad's job required frequent travel and while he was away, we (my mom, siblings and me) treated the dog's injuries, fed him lots of good food, played with him and praised him (to build up his self esteem) as a good dog. On returning, dad pronounced that we had "ruined" his new hunting dog and told practically everyone in the county who would listen how all his time and effort had been wasted on a dog that was now "good for nothing" and "no account". How he didn't intend to feed a dog that wouldn't "earn his keep". But the next time he was away, leaving us all in our rather isolated farm house (nearest police an hour or more away and the phone was down since the night before), we heard something more than frightening on the porch, a stranger's heavy footsteps, the door being tried and a cold, vicious sounding voice saying, very low, "Git, dog! Git! Damn you, git!" Then there was a low growl, a scuffle, a piercing scream and the sound of footsteps running away. As soon as she loaded a rifle as a precaution, mom opened the door just wide enough to let the dog, who we'd been calling "King", inside. Where he got loads of praise and attention. In the morning, we found on the porch and steps some torn pieces of cloth, a lot of blood, and a butcher knife. When mom drove into town and made a police report, the news got around quickly. By the time the police arrived on the place, it seemed as though half the county had come along as well. My dad returned a day later to find that the "worthless" dog was a celebrated hero and the recipient of so many gifts of bones and meat that they took up half the space in our freezer. Then there was the new collar with his name on it. Nice new feeding dishes. Grooming brush. The blankets and dog bed. The visitors who wanted to see the dog rather than my dad. King and my dad never had a particularly good relationship, because dad was more embarrassed at being proven wrong than anything else. And because my dad, an avid hunter, had lost his reputation for being a good judge of a dog's quality.
Besides the things u talk about in ur videos, ur video is like mood lifting technique, I just watch ur videos when I really need a good laugh😂😂 Thank you for that
I have some Karma for you. When I was wearing a Spider-Man sweatshirt (Not on halloween) and running around not being able to see anything because the mask was a bit too big, so I could not see. I yelled YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE than ran into a fence at about 6 miles per hour. Ah, School.
You should be struck with Karma.... good karma, that is.. because you always do a lot of good to most of us by posting these educational and funny videos.. thanks, Matt!
"He who digs a hole (out of hate for someone) will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone (also out of hate), it will roll back on them". Proverbs 26:27
Claire Coffey I'm an evil bully and you're a piece of sh- no Mathew stop looking cover your ears and eyes for a sec please I need to do something (Joke please don't sue me)
Great to see Turkey's rainbow. I was in that parade and when me and other people saw the rainbow, including injured people began to be happyly screaming. 🌈
Just imagine that guy going into jail with his face all swollen and having to tell the other prisoners that he tried to rob a 72 year old and that was what happened 😂😂😂
I was mean to my nurse and one day i was bringing gouruse sorry i don't know how to spell that :l to my apartment and i had the milk while my mom had the other things and when i was on the last stair i droped my milk and it exploded and i had to clan it up. ( it took hours)
Love these videos!!
Hollye Rorabaugh me too
yesss
montanna Smith very much so I have been taught so many things I never knew.
This road leads to recovery Matthew Santoro is amazing!!!
My kids and I love your videos!!!
I remember hearing about one, about a guy who went to a local gas station and pretended to buy something. He handed the cashier a twenty dollar bill to pay, before pulling out a gun and demanding all the money in the register. He got the money and got away, but the funny part is that the money in the register only amounted to about fifteen bucks, and he has forgotten to get his twenty back from the cashier, so in the end he LOST money.
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omg that's amazing XD
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KARMIC RETRIBUTION
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That hockey one was insane. Around a 1/300 chance of hitting that one guy, also scoring 2 goals while injured. Wow
Yeah, that creep who mocked Sullivan deserved it for his appalling behavior.
Luis Andres Alfaro Rojas agreed
Even his own wife was happy about it lol
6335 no one will NO WAT this says
Eat ass
“You ever hear of old man strength?” Yep I work at a nursing home... it’s real 😂
Claudia Guajardo Agree😄
A few old geezers in anime are very strong... Kakuzu from Naruto,Roshi from Dragonball Z, Jiraiya from Naruto
@@minaashido5678 ............
lol
Same! Omg like where does the strength come from?!?! I've been beaten up by my residents more than my sisters growing up..and we fought alot! Lol
I was in a bar when a guy decided to jump the bar, mug the bartender. As he jumped back he found someone trained in unarmed combat. The weasel screamed until law enforcement picked him up.
Said weasel screamed how he’d been violated. I had a drink with the arresting officer later that night, we laughed.
👍😂
Yeah that’s definitely karma.
I'm a Christian and yeah, I agree, you shouldn't ask God to do bad things to people.
Lel im also a cristian sooooo true lel
Just hope instead
Or take matters into your own hands. Lol
congrats you're a christian with morals. want a cookie?
Sei-ji Park they’re coming for you Nimrod!!!
Yeah, who asks for permission anyways?
You just do crimes.
Unfortunately I never see Karma working. I just see really bad people get away with really horrible things & being manipulative, & really good people always having horrible things happen to them.
Like Victor Salva for instance
Hiss
IKR, it's horrible.
Hey, if karma doesn't appear naturally, then be the bringer of karma!
i agree i always try to do right and i still get kicked down so karama is rubbish to me
Yeah, some karma I witnessed was in California. I was walking with a friend, someone was about to throw coffee at us but they dropped the cup, and an f-bomb, then tried to take off. Not far behind them was a cop car who quickly pulled them over. Fine for littering there is $1000.
Hyrum Johnson sweet!
$1000 for littering? Wow
Hyrum Johnson Serve them right!!😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣😈
Karma:Hehehehehe😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿
I just adore that the wife gave Sullivan a thumbs up! Like, yea I know he’s a jerk.
Right . One can only imagine how he is at home w her . She must've been so happy seeing that happen .
She should get a divorce then. If I was married to such a guy that would make me doubly happy.
This really happened.
My house was broken into last year we just moved into our house and to the West Coast less then a month before so we couldn't figure out who it was.
A hour after the cops and CSI left we were cleaning our house.
I found a strange phone. I went through it I didn't recognize anyone on it so I called the cops when the cops were on their way the owner of the phone Facetimed looking for his phone guess not thinking he left it behind he threatened me called me a thief I laughed and told him come to the house he just burgled that's where he left it he said a few choice words then hung up I took a screenshot of him knew he could access his photos remotely so sent it to a text to my phone.
We didn't get all our stuff back but we got the guys and that is what counts
Now that should havef been on list
Awesome video.
I remember one time one of my old school bullies attacked me in the street. She head butted me, trying to knock me out, and ended up breaking her nose on my forehead. It was instant karma.
She and her gang left me alone for a long time afterwards.
Karma can be both a blessing and a curse~!
no its a anti hero
But mostly a curse!
So THAT is the secret of Mr. Monk's abilities!
Sketchy Cricket with a ticket yes it can be I fully agree.
Sketchy Cricket with a ticket wrong! Karma isnt real *trips and falls on face* I stand corrected (joke)
*The fire hose through the car windows is standard practice, and sadly a common issue. There are TH-cam videos showing multiple situations where fire crews did what they had to do and went through the offending vehicles. Quite a lot were VERY expensive vehicles...* 🤣
Picked my car up and moved it. I so love and respect firefighters. Thanks again
I've found people with expensive cars are often the worst drivers; I think it's because they feel entitled to be, because they're just that awesome. I would not be at all surprised if many of the people doing that kind of parking are people with more money than sense.
Eat the rich.
I love it when burglars and thieves break in to the wrong houses 🤣😂🤣
Yeah mine.
Theves break into wrong houses are so💀
You picked the wrong house fool
Considering that old man was both an member of the military and was an boxer so it wasn’t surprising that criminal got his near end kick severely.
Random person:*does something bad and awful*
Karma: I'm about to end this man's career
Mephilis the dark /Elijah Ramatali also a sonic fan Good one!
@@MathNerd1729 thanks
Random person: *does something bad to someone
Karma: And I took that personally...
Hydrant Parking - I served on my local Volunteer FD for a few years, and hearing other firefighters talk about how "their heart broke as they smashed a BMW's window" or the like is always just great.
BMW owners are often incompetent dousches who think it makes their dick bigger. Spoilers: it doesn't. It just makes them dicks.
That clip was my favorite!
But a $100 dollar fine? That is pathetic.
@@seanns1945 Yeah. Delaying a fire being put out could literally cost lives. Or help spread a fire to another building. They guy should have been dealt with MUCH more severely.
"In mother russia, spam deletes YOU!"
Good Job mate, i am speechless. You should be a comedian!
That's like if you threaten Vladimir Putin. Do so and you'll bite the dust immediately. That's what happened to that terrorist.
That's AWESOME! (Dang, and I'm Russian blood!)
I've got one (although, this has not been 100% confirmed and may be just an urban legend):
This group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas heard that some Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere and decided to go and harass them. Finding the spot where the other vehicles were parked, they donned their hoods, assembled a cross and strode off into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the fluffybunny pacifist Pagans. To their surprise they ended up staring down the business end of at least two spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives, and more than one shotgun. Seems they had crashed an Asatru (as in, Norse reconstructionist) blot, and didn't realize that this was one Pagan sect NOT known for pacifist beliefs. From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out: "If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it. I've got my hammer right here..." They left in a hurry.
Considering I'm friends with, and was a practicing pagan this is very believable. When they cast circle that is sacred ground. And most of them while generally pacifist, they do believe in self-defense when diplomacy is unachievable.
Life is a cycle, and if you disrespect our rit we'll send you to the next one.
I need ask one thing.. from when Pagans are pacifists? Yes, there are many kinds of pagans and mot generally avoid to be considered as Satanist, but generally it is better to avoid people who can literally eat you as some rituals are downright insane.
And as for "insane rituals", need I remind you that communion in the Catholic Church consists of drinking wine meant to represent blood, often done under a likeness of a man dying on an ancient torture device?
Seriously.
I would love that if it were true
The phone company kind of saved New Year's Eve.
I love Matt! He did such a great job of pointing out that some Christians aren’t the greatest at representing God! We need more people like Matt who understand social truths! Love you Matt!
The hockey one even made ESPN highlights too... I remember that very well and the best part was guys wife was laughing at her own husband lol
Thank you Mr. Santoro, you really make the day, and put a smile on my wife's and I faces.
I was at a gas station nextdoor to a flower shop when the elderly lady that owned the shop came in. She said her store was just Rob. A guy came in acting like he wanted to buy flowers and laid a twenty dollar bill on the counter. He then demanded the money that the lady keep in a cigar box. He took the box with only $17 in it and left his twenty. The police was able to get fingerprints off the money and arrested him.
David Yoho Is Rob the store's first or last name? Or wait, you said it's 'just Rob'? As in 'Just Rob'?
LOL
@@darklord884 . ROBBED!
@@labelledamedumanor4876 Is that the longer version of Rob?
PICKPOCKET -3
When I am dealing with my depression these videos are a big help in getting through the day
Same
Stop playing Xbox and Google last page of the internet....YOU'RE WELCOME!!! LOL
Yet another home run of a video! I especially liked the one where the internet troll got trolled in real life. I hope that he learned his lesson.
Those who troll via internet are worse cowards than those who do face to face.
Gregory Mcallib: *breaks into my house*
Me: Uhhh....,Gregory, can I help you?
Gregory Mcallib: Gimme your money!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gregory Mcallib: What’s so funny?
Me: YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY!!!!!!
Gregory: So you DON’T have money?
Me: Oh hell no!
For some reason, I believe this story.
Years ago I had a neighbor who was cheating on his girlfriend. She torched his Caddy. He pulled up in his Mercedes to find his other car in flames. He hopped out and called the fire dept. They arrived. Karma was not done yet. He had parked his Mercedes in front of the hydrant. Like the one mentioned here, they broke the windows in his Mercedes to run a hose through it to his Caddy that was on fire. His insurance paid for his Caddy. He had to pay for his Mercedes to be repaired.
Jeffrey Gray that's what happens when you're materialistic and cheat, kids. Everything you love will not last. Don't cheat.
Jeffrey Gray That's just too far...
That's just illegal. She set TWO of his cars on FIRE. Of course you should never cheat, but that's illegal. Its called property damage.
Why not just drive the mercedes like 5 meters away...?
@@lillieskidmore5795 two? I re read the OP and still only read she torched 1 car... but anyways, why didn't he move his Benz for the firemen, I assume he was right there watching his other car burn?
Number #3 old guy was not just a retired boxer but also a retired military veteran.
alexander hood Really? 😲 Wow, the old man is a badass! Never judge book from it's cover
konnichiwa yes that true!
i mean, old men were once young men that did stuff. they just got old.
OH SNAP
Aaand a black blelt im beeing sarcastic but still cool
To quote Elivira " revenge is better than Christmas".
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I like Elvira
So true
Yes
I have to disagree
I love how he used the “ha ha!” meme from the Simpsons in the intro
Matthew. All of your videos are great. I watched your video on depression. I was once in a mental hospital and got help. You are very brave to open up about this issue and you continue to do videos. You are an inspiration. Truly a great person.
When the Eagles fans (a football team in America in case you don’t know) came to Minnesota to watch a game, they were very disrespectful and even made fun of an old lady
When everyone was supposed to go back home there was a huge snowstorm so they couldn’t fly back to Philadelphia.
I thought you meant the rock band for a second.
i am a eagles fan, and i must say we do get kind of disrespectful sometimes
Serves them right.
Of course the illegally parked car was a BMW
Sube Tube entitled rich people
Pretty sure cars don’t have a mind of its own
I have a lincoln but i follow the rules. The person is probably not rich but spent it all on the car, i've seen people who do that. I donate money and food anonymously, because i care about those in need, I do sometimes buy a homeless a take out with separate compartments that divide up with meat, veggie, rice, and a nice cold bottle of water with some napkins. Sadly because they are homeless it makes it hard for them to find a job.
Edit: How did i go from a car to a homeless person?
Ghostwalker CIA can u give me 5 bucks?
True
ah the hockey karma was very satisfying
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Karma comes for all people. Sometimes for those who deserve it and those who don’t.
Karma comes to all. Good and bad. It's not a one way thing.
Karma, yes. Instant, no.
I dunno, plenty of people are rude all their lives. Or at least all their youtube comment section careers.
Everyone should know that Karma is Chameleon! You come and go .🦎
😂😂😂
loved the last one, "Happy new years ya filthy animal"
Let us all be honest here the best type of karma is the instant kind
You picked the wrong house, fool!
Alex FRD oooooooohhhhh
Alex FRD read it with a big smoke voice the first time 😂😂😂
OOOOOOOOHH
Alex FRD Yes He dun definitely donkey’d that one! 😂
ITS ME CARL, CHILL CHILL
Karma needs to come to isis and animal abusers like for real they need to get what they deserve
Well, Isis got our weapons we left at the middle east and with the artillery shells, they blew them selfs up
I hope you're vegan then. For consistencys sake.
And Christians!!!! they worship a deity that tortures people for all eternity!
Yes I agree
@@blesslovekindgood7328 That's Satan btw.
Wow, the different types of videos you do proves just how good on film you are - there's not a trace of the spookiness that you portray in your horror videos. Nice ability to mold your presence to the theme of your videos :)
In America, karma comes for you. In Soviet Russia, you come for karma.
Hey karma
Karma no nooi
all of these were hilarious. especially the accidental rainbow!
Phone: Happy new year!
Terrorist: *boooooom*
Florida man goes on crime spree and leaves wallet 😂
Once I forgot to like your video and a chandelier fell on me...
Sorry for your back/face/whatever is injured. But never forget to ❤️ his vids!!! 👍🏻 👍🏻👍🏻
heee
Jack L if that’s true I feel so sorry for you.
Jack L ha
Jack L The karma tho
Who hates internet trolls raise your hands up ✋
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11. The clone trooper that said: "Good thing those bugs can't aim!"
old man strength is a thing . look at master roshi in Dragon Ball Z
Yeet
or Jiraya from Naruto
My favorite story in this lineup is when the kid with the knife basin to the home of a retired boxer now that’s karma for you
Dude, Karma isn't just "what goes around comes around", it's the system of cause and effect which means that it's either good or bad.
Anonoymizu so basically "what goes around comes around". Like he said
True.
Who Loves Matthew
Macky MooHoo meeee
Me
Meeeeeeeee
Macky MooHoo me.
Same
Glad to see Matt getting back to his old self again :)
Amazing video!!
I hope he's sad
This is an old video.
I'm just tryna be a better person, my name is Earl
Whenever I am having a bad day all I have to do is watch some of your videos. I get such a kick from all of your cute humor I forget my hard day. Thank you so much.
*Watch out for banana peels*
ITS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah in the last vid did you get nonification
I'm A BANANA but I don't see banana peels though😂😂😂
dave forfav No
Jeryd Yes...Its me
You forgot Mengele. He got a heart attack while trying not to drown.
An awful person died an awful way.
Edit: for those of you who don't know who Mengele was, he was a German SS officer, a doctor who conducted some of the worst experiments during the holocaust.
Is That Really Karma?
Elianna M umm how is that karma I need some backstory
Yeah, that’s more divine retribution!
...That’s not really karma. That’s a case of unluckiness.
Didn't he survive 1945 and lived on with a normal life
Matt, your videos are always informative and you bring an unmatched humor in your videos. they make my day! Thank you!
I know right?
Number 1: “killer queen has already touched that phone.”
I heard another one a young man broke into a house stole numerous things and used their computer but forgot to sign off Facebook. Needless to say the police had no problems finding him.
In my local paper there was a story about two men who lived in the local projects across from the court house. They got into a fight and one shot and killed the other right in the open in front of dozens of witnesses. He was caught easily because he reported next day across the street for jury duty.
That’s a true one. I saw that too
Love when thieves get caught.
What a foolish one.
i love u matt. this is my 1 year anniversary of being subbed. ive seen all of your vids 2 times! never stop what u r doing
Awesome video Matt!! I love seeing those who do wrong to others get their just desserts!! Thanks for the smile my friend and keep the vids coming!!
Your Fan Always - Carl
So satisfyingly good !😂😂 Better than 1000 degree knife videos and slime vids combined!! THANKS MATT!!
My favorite Karma story: my dad got a deerhound and was very harsh in his training, punishing the poor animal and keeping him on short rations, especially when the dog proved to be gun shy. But my dad's job required frequent travel and while he was away, we (my mom, siblings and me) treated the dog's injuries, fed him lots of good food, played with him and praised him (to build up his self esteem) as a good dog. On returning, dad pronounced that we had "ruined" his new hunting dog and told practically everyone in the county who would listen how all his time and effort had been wasted on a dog that was now "good for nothing" and "no account". How he didn't intend to feed a dog that wouldn't "earn his keep". But the next time he was away, leaving us all in our rather isolated farm house (nearest police an hour or more away and the phone was down since the night before), we heard something more than frightening on the porch, a stranger's heavy footsteps, the door being tried and a cold, vicious sounding voice saying, very low, "Git, dog! Git! Damn you, git!" Then there was a low growl, a scuffle, a piercing scream and the sound of footsteps running away. As soon as she loaded a rifle as a precaution, mom opened the door just wide enough to let the dog, who we'd been calling "King", inside. Where he got loads of praise and attention. In the morning, we found on the porch and steps some torn pieces of cloth, a lot of blood, and a butcher knife. When mom drove into town and made a police report, the news got around quickly. By the time the police arrived on the place, it seemed as though half the county had come along as well. My dad returned a day later to find that the "worthless" dog was a celebrated hero and the recipient of so many gifts of bones and meat that they took up half the space in our freezer. Then there was the new collar with his name on it. Nice new feeding dishes. Grooming brush. The blankets and dog bed. The visitors who wanted to see the dog rather than my dad. King and my dad never had a particularly good relationship, because dad was more embarrassed at being proven wrong than anything else. And because my dad, an avid hunter, had lost his reputation for being a good judge of a dog's quality.
Besides the things u talk about in ur videos, ur video is like mood lifting technique, I just watch ur videos when I really need a good laugh😂😂
Thank you for that
I agree. He's pretty funny.
When the lightning struck at 3:31, My lights started to flicker
Why is my son clapping in his room at 2 am
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Meme Review???
Maybe he’s watching 👏family 👏 friendly 👏 alternative 👏 content
The Old Man In #3 Has To Be My Favorite. No Shame In That Old Man's Game!!
I have some Karma for you. When I was wearing a Spider-Man sweatshirt (Not on halloween) and running around not being able to see anything because the mask was a bit too big, so I could not see. I yelled YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE than ran into a fence at about 6 miles per hour. Ah, School.
I love that story of the guy breaking into the home of a retired boxer, makes me smile every time. 😁
You should be struck with Karma.... good karma, that is.. because you always do a lot of good to most of us by posting these educational and funny videos.. thanks, Matt!
SilverLake Ascroft what if karma builds up and suddenly the flood gates open and you are suddenly fabulous
I love the old boxer's story.
"In a tale that would be hilarious if it didn't end so tragically."
Are you kidding?! The fact he died makes it all the more hilarious!!
That last one...I couldn’t stop laughing. Almost like they were mocking her.
The hockey one is legendary. I love it!
I remember watching that Hockey game too with the Black Hawks on TV.
Does this count as a troll?
Pickle cheese McQueen
DimitriMiataDonski1359-63 I’m majorly offended
Lol
no?
I'm with grant Turk IM OFFENDED BY THAT INFURIATING AND RASIST WORDS AGAINST PENGUINS!
*yes*
The old boxer one was my favorite.
Robber: *Breaks into house*
Old man: You picked the wrong house fool!
"He who digs a hole (out of hate for someone) will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone (also out of hate), it will roll back on them". Proverbs 26:27
Someone: i am going to rob some one
Karam: this is going to be good
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Read the 1st word😀
best
you are the most nice person I have seen in comments and I have been on youtube for 10 years
Aww thank you
You're the best trash ever 😂😂😂😂😏
Ayyyy
Yay Karma!! You go girl 😂 I don’t know what to say to an ideology
Cody Whitlock How do you know Karma is a girl?!
Did you just assume Karma's gender!!
Cody Whitlock thank you, and I am a girl!
Karma Bermuda lol
Aaron Archer 😁
You have a scary face when you go up close to the camera lol
Insurance won't cover that BMW either. Ha!
I would love to see it for bullies, some pick on me as I am nervous.
Claire Coffey
I'm an evil bully and you're a piece of sh- no Mathew stop looking cover your ears and eyes for a sec please I need to do something
(Joke please don't sue me)
Great to see Turkey's rainbow. I was in that parade and when me and other people saw the rainbow, including injured people began to be happyly screaming. 🌈
You all deserved that rainbow!
Snow Wolf Don't worry, they will get eternal death if they don't repent.
Snow wolf You too
pained1786 gods not real
Leave it to a Canadian to sneak a hockey clip in there...
Lol
Just imagine that guy going into jail with his face all swollen and having to tell the other prisoners that he tried to rob a 72 year old and that was what happened 😂😂😂
6:54 Love how his name is Nimrod like even he knows he’s a disappointment
Matthew, I love watching your videos, and yes I am a conservative Christian Republican, please be kind!!!!!
BMW- Break My Windows
*TROLLOLOLOL HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
7:22 The face I see in my nightmares seconds before I wake up.
3:29 "Ok, everybody. Pray that it rains."
Gunvolt: "Crashabolto!"(Crashbolt)
3:31 "Aaahhhh!"
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL! CJ? Oooooh
99 Gaming Lives ha!
I was mean to my nurse and one day i was bringing gouruse sorry i don't know how to spell that :l to my apartment and i had the milk while my mom had the other things and when i was on the last stair i droped my milk and it exploded and i had to clan it up. ( it took hours)
Gouruse? You mean "Gauze," as in the stuff you put on a freshly applied tattoo, right?
@@theluckygamer10 no a items
Groceries.
How can this video by brought to me by Squarespace when Matthew talked throughout the entire video?
This is sarcasm though right?
i actually heard about some teens that went on a crime spree and butt-dialed the cops who heard the *ENTIRE* spree!
You’re my favorite! You are so funny! Love this channel!❤️