Council: "It is our decision that you are banned from going to Ilos." Shepard: "I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision I've elected to ignore it."
I don't know how it is with femshep but the game really wants you to romance Liara as male Shepard. First of all Liara pretty much throws herself at you while Ashley the first chance you get to flirt tells you she will get you written up for this.
@@jasperzanovich2504 All of the romance options in Mass Effect 1 throw themselves at you. It's why it's so hard to complete the game without accidentally romancing someone.
0:39 Shepard, Garrus, and Kaidan. My favorite three. Shep and Garrus causing chaos and Kaidan, being fondly annoyed that they’re doing dumb stuff but going along with it anyways as the Designated Voice Of Reason(TM).
Shepard: Hey those machines you made, they're out Reaping again. Can you help? Leviathan: Ah, you know, I would but I'm just really busy. *plays underwater keyboard*
the Avengers quote one is just iconic 🤣 my Paragon Shep was always too lawful good to hang up on the Council, but my next Renegade Shep is going to disconnect every opportunity she gets 🤣
Council: "It is our decision that you are banned from going to Ilos."
Shepard: "I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision I've elected to ignore it."
That first one so perfectly encapsulates Liara's "romance" in the first game lmfao
The number of space thots I have to fight through to romance Tali is ridiculous.
Seriously, get off me you blue bastard!
choke
I don't know how it is with femshep but the game really wants you to romance Liara as male Shepard.
First of all Liara pretty much throws herself at you while Ashley the first chance you get to flirt tells you she will get you written up for this.
@@jasperzanovich2504 All of the romance options in Mass Effect 1 throw themselves at you.
It's why it's so hard to complete the game without accidentally romancing someone.
That Council one is so accurate 😂😂
I recognize the Council has made a decision. But given that is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.
That damn Council one got me rollin
That one was probably the most accurate, especially if you keep choosing to hang up on them.
0:39 Shepard, Garrus, and Kaidan. My favorite three. Shep and Garrus causing chaos and Kaidan, being fondly annoyed that they’re doing dumb stuff but going along with it anyways as the Designated Voice Of Reason(TM).
2:06 the kai lung one was so perfect lmao
2:31 He is the very model of a scientist salarian.
He's studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian
He's quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because he's an expert (which he knows is a tautology).
Shepard: Hey those machines you made, they're out Reaping again. Can you help?
Leviathan: Ah, you know, I would but I'm just really busy. *plays underwater keyboard*
Lol, this is a good one! if I make another one, I’ll add it
3:07 Should have been Garrus and Tali. They're the ones that are recruitable all three games.
0:13
Shepard and Joker on their way to hang up on the council again
The Kai leng one is perfect
I love how Kaidan is portrayed as the just the most well-meaning dork
Ah, yes, "the council's decision". We have dismissed that claim.
no matter how many times I see the Nick Fury clip re-contextualised as Mass Effect it never fails to make me laugh
the Avengers quote one is just iconic 🤣 my Paragon Shep was always too lawful good to hang up on the Council, but my next Renegade Shep is going to disconnect every opportunity she gets 🤣
Shepard, Kaiden & Garrus. My favourite trio. Those vines encapsulate what I love about them and why I drag their asses everywhere I can😂
2:00 is even funnier when you realise Jack makes a 69 joke with Tali in the citadel DLC.
that one at 0:32 is so dAmN ACCURATE
I fucking laughed out loud on the nick fury one, the first one and micheal jackson one
Where's mY HUSBAND THANE?!😭
Great video, tho. I laughed at every single one of them😂
Given the ones with Shepard, Kaiden and Garrus, I can tell my new playthrough is going to be a big vibe. 😎
The council one should've had Anderson & Udina as well lmao
Why does this remind me of pre-2017 internet?
thank you
1:41 is clearly my fav so far could totally see them get drunk and do that kind of shit thing with Tali being like why dont they invite me
1:04 made me laugh so hard
Nobody:
Tali to Legion if Shepard chooses the Quarians over the Geths: 3:33
0:32 is literally perfect 😂
Holy shit that Chambers one is too accurate.
I feel like a lot of these don’t really fit, but the God+anime kid as Kai Leng was amazing.
1:22 it's funny bc it's true 💀
I really thought the kermit one was gonna be Thane😂
Travel with Mordin must be funny... He performing silbert and gullivan
Kai Leng got me rolled LOL
I love this so much
PLS MIRANDA AND JACK GOT ME CRYING
3:28 Grunt is in fact 0 years old
The garrus and maiden ones were the best
A child 💀
1:30 she's my favorite I love her
That last one i think the bald guy shoulda been Mordin and the dude beside Shepard shoulda been Wrex lol
Kei Ling is accurate
KAI LENG IS TOO FUNNY
My chicken nugs
No Daddy Issues memes? Disapointing lmao
w h o a
XD
It’s so bad it’s good I mean seriously I’m cringing but I can’t start watching
I forgot how terrible vines were lol