Iran's Response To Donald Trump
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Iran's leader holds a press conference following President Trump's controversial decision to withdraw from the historic nuclear deal.
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Iran should have learned from Native Americans. The US doesn't keep it's deals.
mondovb *By whom.
The thing here is that they didn't just have a deal with the US, but wth other countries that did make the deal worth it.
Every president does things differently. This really isn't that controversial considering the deal itself was hugely controversial in america at the time it was made.
anom
Complete nonsense! Even if presidents do things differently, they keep international aggreements, because if any president or head of state would only keep the contracts he negotiated himself, international agreements would be entirely impossible.
How would you feel if the US had just negotiated a deal and one year later other countries would say: "Well, we don't care, that was our former president."
Especially in a case where US wants to get a new nuclear deal with NK in order. NK isn't getting rid of nukes because of Trump, but despite Trump.
I speak farsi, and i approve the authenticity of the translation here
Sam Masghati
You may at this point go out and buy yourself a medal.
You'd probably be better off saying 'Iranian language', most Americans wouldn't have a clue what Farsi is.
Professicchio lol 😂😂 just say persian for the americanos
That's not going to help either, most Americans don't even know Persia and Iran are the same thing 😂
I love the human squash line.
Trump thinks pulling out of the Iran deal is like pulling out of Strormy Daniels. No consequence.
3rdsun Star BUT THAT HAD CONSEQUENCES TO
semillakan6 and she was only one person not 81 million
Trump's dad should have pulled out.
3rdsun Star I agree. Iran is not the ones to play with. Iran is dangerous
Charisse w US govt is in self destruct mode. It doesn't need Iran or DPRK to destroy them.
"Even Satan keeps his deals."
Comedy show or not, that is a _brilliant_ line.
Jexxer sad but true
"The Human Squash Donald Trump" makes my day.
This isn't really a laughing matter. It's potentially very serious.
Tinstrings grow up
Tinstrings is of course correct and BTW needs to research more (at least). "And Iranian President Hassan Rouhani said shortly after Trump's announcement that he had ordered the country's "atomic industry organization to be fully prepared for subsequent measures if needed so that in case of need we will start our industrial enrichment without limitations." "
Tinstrings yes it is indeed a serious matter but apparently you are on a comedy show's channel.
Tinstrings
Agreed. This is a very serious matter. But Stephen's job is making light of very serious things.
then why the fuq are you here?
So...how do you expect to convince North Korea to sign any kind of deal when your leader pulls out of one because of his very very fragile ego?
Kate oooh, that lesson already learned by North Korea and South Korea back in 1940s. You think S.K is whole ignorant of it's status as US' "pretext" to keep Asia in check? Asian have long memories. We do not forgot what US and Allies done to us. We might look meek, but if US ever remembers vietnam, cambodia and plenty of "rice paddy rascals" in asia, we ALWAYS returned the favor of our friends, and 10 folds to our enemies. Most of them dont realized it while they died slowly but surely.
The only thing Trump knew about the Iran deal was whose signature was at the bottom.
If presented with the identical deal now, he would happily sign it.
The reason his "best people" appointees wanted out was more nuanced, but only barely: it was so they could focus on their primary objective which is to punish Iran for resenting the US for their major role in ruining a great nation.
If there's one thing self-styled US "Patriots" detest more than being unfairly accused, it's being fairly accused.
"give us our hostages back" XD XD XD I'm weak
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Foreign Policy as Sport (aka Trump's Mental Gynmnasium)
The policy upon which Trump ran
Was not to play ball with Iran
"It's a terrible game
And Obama's to blame
And mine is a far better plan"
But this plan he had yet to decide
His main thinking was just to deride
And say "I hate you all
So I'm taking my ball"
Then shout out and complain from the side
Horrible and One Sided (aka Fox News)
Trump said "there is more than one side to me"
Ask Sean Hannity if you don't agree"
But there was no dissent
For we knew what he meant
There was both lying and hypocrisy
For that is Trump's mass appeal
It's all in the "Art of the deal"
He breaks them of course
Whilst trying to endorse
Policies that are simply surreal
The first was that old travel ban
The latest one is stiffing Iran
With some odd rhetoric
And a weird Bolton dick
To give meat to his base is his plan
You have way too much talent and free time... Please, do something with it. Don't squander it in a TH-cam comment.
human squash? epic burn.
Iran: We don't know about his wife, or Stormy Daniels, but we are glad Trump pulled out early.
😂😂
As an Iranian, I thoroughly enjoyed the video. *thumbs up*
”the human squash ”
😂😂😂
The only remotely funny thing about this is that his followers think this destabilizing madman should get, or even has any chance to get, the Nobel peace prize...
Moon Jae-In/Kim Jong Un joint Nobel Peace Price
Oh don't get me wrong I really doubt he will, but that was a hype point for his followers at a recent rally, because he claims credit for getting the peace talks between the Koreas going...
Somebody forged his name on a Nobel submission, both last year and this year. I wonder if this is one of those things (like the Presidency) that he's always wanted.
What I'd like to see is Trump gets the prize and Kim screws everybody with another backstabbing deal. Don't suppose then that they can ask for it back?
I don't want to see him get it at all, but it would be nice if the Koreas could get a proper arrangement going.
So glad we pulled out of the Iran deal! Woke up this morning feeling like we needed some more nuclear uncertainty to really live our best lives.
no way in hell are you taking Batman from us, Iran!
" we used to call America Satan, but even Satan keeps his deal."
Wow savage🤣
I’m really scared now. I’m gonna find out more about this right now.
So where are the Trump supporters yelling Nobel now?
thank ya j...for Colbert and late show to get thru the human squash
Lol the audience sounded so relieved when they realised that sketch was over
Same response the rest of the world has for Trump.
Remember when USA shot down an Iranian passenger plane killing all 290 civilians on board in 1988?
dckaelin yep. Remember the Iran contra? And Iraq war? What about USA wmd unproven accusations? Really, it's time to put US in time out.
Joshua Hunt google pictures of Iranian society before the revolution
"The human squash"
Me: XD
As an Iranian I gotta say that never take Iran serious in anything our country and politics is a joke
jy jy actually people of Iran are doing that not regime!
Epic.
It had me fooled for a minute
So shameful and embarrassing. Who will trust U.S. now?
Orange squash? Lol
How much further does Trump need to go to get people to realize- Trump is _not_ trying to defend America.
I don't get what's the meaning of this deal, will the US attack Iran?
Now that the Iran oil will be pull out of the market, watch the Gas prices skyrocketing... Thanks Chump 😎
First of all 😂 that was so cool
Now ; as an #Iranian that's my only concern if they give Ben Affleck to Iran it will be good to keep him away from new batman movie , lousy Snyder 😒
Too bad but i think Most americans lack the education to know how serious this is.
Is it bad that I didn't know this was a fake when I heard the "human squash" remark. I had to wait until "no backies clause".
That was weird....
"we've seen argo, we know he was here." it's funny 'cause it's so close to being the way things really work out there, innit.
That was dark
They can’t take Batfleck. He’s the -second- -third- fourth best part of the DCEU!
UN mandate #2231, passed unanimously by the UN Security Council, which includes Russia andchina forbids developement of a nuclear program by Iran.
The human squash
Next, the EU, Iran and North Korea agree on a NATO like alliance.
Hahaha Awesome 😎
"Even Satan keeps his deals."
Here comes WW3! Season 1: Nuclear Deal Breakdown.
God fucking damn it.
For a moment I thought this was legit news
It truly baffles me that Americans are for Iran in this. I can only account this to ignorance. I’ve often thought that perhaps people ought to travel more to help with ignorance. We’re all ignorant on various subjects, but if we are going to have a stance at the very least we should know what we believe in and why. It’s truly not that hard to be honest with yourself and form your own opinions. I’ve lived in third world countries and I’ve been to several countries in the Middle East. I learned valuable lessons from my time there. I am far from an expert, but first hand experience is important. Education is, of course, also incredibly valuable, most of us can not afford a trip around the world. My point is, being a parrot and repeating what you hear because it sounds good is idiotic. Even if your heart is in the right place, it does no good if you’re blindly fighting for the wrong cause, a false cause. You do a disservice to you more than anyone else when you have a closed mind and deprive yourself of information. Know what you believe and why! I am convinced- I’ve heard both sides, but in this particular case it wasn’t exactly difficult to make a decision- that anyone who is upset with America because they pulled out of a deal from a country that chants “death to America” and also wants to wipe another country from the face of the earth (Israel) Refuses to see the evil and hatred right before them. America is far from perfect, but the fact that it has an unmatched military and hasn’t tried to completely destroy an entire country or hasn’t turned against its people (thank God for that 2A eh) speaks volumes about the overall morality of its culture. Were other countries to have said power, I’m not sure things would be as they are now. Evil is everywhere, but let’s not pretend that beliefs and culture have nothing to do with how people behave.
End rant.
I want to know what he actually said
Elmer Mexia
i don't know about the full speech, but i think he said that the iran now has a deal with 5, instead of 6 countries and that he was going to have talks with the remaining states that want to keep the deal. He also threatened that the iran could, if really necessary, start enriching uranium again.
Elmer Mexia
He said that it's not up to the US to cancel the Iran nuclear deal as it was a multi lateral agreement between a number of countries. The US simply being one of them.
He Sid fuck America 😁
DavinciCOde the Iran. Lol
Mike Vaughan ?
We are all brothers and sisters belonging to the same human family.
Promote oneness of humanity.
❤i love iran❤
We need to send our sons to study in Europe and avoid the war that's coming.
You can't make funny a war-starting decision by Trump.
directfunebru yeah. A bone-spurred draft dodger calling every USAn and leads them to war. How rich indeed.
No wars going to happen
Hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah 🖐🏽😂🖑🏽
He was so proud of himself. He just wants a war with someone.
I want to turn America into the Great Seitan!
This isn’t funny. This is serious. Wtf
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I actually think this is a good idea.
such a nasty joke , reminding the viewers ,the hostage crisis which took place years before US kills 204 innocent Iranians and pay some money to the families and apologize and still nobody ever talk about that event and everybody in us media still prefer to stress on an incident that took place BEFORE that with NO loss of lives and done to people who were accused of spying for USA (they would have been immediately convicted for life in USA with the same accusations)
Trump pulls out too early and says it's her fault ....SAD!
Setting aside the ironic humour, there's something deeply unfunny about the most ironic touch of all:
Trump says it was a "terrible deal" because it had a defined end date.
So he ended it, because he was unhappy at the prospect that it would end.
He ended it because he wanted to please his base, all-right cock riding all day.
The trend in conducting foreign policy from domestic politics, is more broadly talking also the reason the United States makes so much of a mess.
*I am an Iranian and I think Donald Trump is a very good president Iran is getting worse each day*
Take Ben Affleck, please!
They can have Ben Aflac. He's just like Ben Affleck but he's a duck.
Who the fuck gives Iran a nuclear deal in the first place.....Trump is right on that 1 i am sorry
loooooooooooooool accurate
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One gotta have to wonder since the Birth of Shamerica i.e. The Doctrine of Discovery 1493 till today... what kind of Legacy it has established!!! :)))
Yo honestly can trump even see? I almost cant see his eyes, is he always squinting or does he just have too much eyelid
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall ..... :-)
goodwiccanwitch hope his fall crack his thin shell!
Lost your touch colbert
is it all you care about Iran deal? be frank about your content
😂😂😂😂😂
United Ssshtatesh?
Lol
Son in-law 🎁
Just to think that there might be a toddler with the clown's genes out there. The world is doomed. Maybe the Russians had it right many years ago.
Fooled you Me, took the Iranian leaders translation literally and scrambled to Wikipedia, for nothing
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JESUS CHRIST BLESS ARE PRESENTED AND HIS FAMILY AND ARE NATION
What’s funny
Oh rouhani that's why we love you our badass president
united shtatesh
Iran now slapping themselves hah
motshi iran should stop supporting terrorist groups? I think you mean Saudi Arabia.
farbod gh Iran support terrorists groups around world and Saudi I didn't hear or watch if they support them. And I'm not Saudi by the way
I guess you don't consider ISIS, Al Qaeda, Al Nusra and Boko haram and so on, as terrorist organization then. all supported by the Saudis. Then again I wouldn't expect anything less from a salafist.
farbod gh isis kill everybody not only shia they buy weapon from Iran check habib alhabib iraqi shia clerk he speak about that. If Saudi support terrorists groups why a lot of them in Saudis prisons? And why they bombs mosques in Saudi and why they killing Saudi policemen. And why isis or al-Qaeda bombs mosques or killing people in Iran? Give 1 terrorist attack happened in Iran done by al-Qaeda or isis there is nothing
The following link is only one of many sources but this one is coming from Julian Assange the founder of wikileaks:
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/julian-assange-clinton-foundation-isis-same-money-saudi-arabia-qatar-funding-a7397211.html
And the reason why no terrorist attacks has happened in Iran apart from proper border security and the competent intelligence service is that ISIS can't get any recruits in Iran, as easily as they can for example in Saudi Arabia. When a country is being run by rotten salafist ideology a large portion of their population will be adherents to salafism (same ideology which ISIS follows). IF there are any real terrorist attack in Saudi Arabia or similar majority salafist countries it's because of the fact that ISIS can easily penetrate their society and find recruits who would carry out such attacks for them. Although i still strongly believe that those "terrorist attacks" in Saudi Arabia are orchestrated by Saudi themselves to fool the rest of the world.