@@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.
I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.
This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to! And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.
An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this
It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.
I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.
The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it
Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.
I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz
I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼♀️
i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man
The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that. Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao
I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.
@@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.
I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.
Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.
Can you imagine being the person with that laugh? Like does she not know? And if she does, how does she have the guts to go to a COMEDY show? I mean, the balls on that woman.
In the sentence "ugly people have sex too" I am most shocked about the "too". Because I am a college student and consider myself definitely above average looking, but I lost my virginity at 24 and haven't had any action in halv a year.
I'm 31 and probably around a 7 and I haven't done anything ero at all, I've only even been asked out 5 times and the last time was years ago by some skinny dude with a Jesus tattoo on his neck. I don't think it's that unusual or such a bad thing though. Not being popular.
As someone who's been a 5 among 9s and a 9 among 5s, I a can attest that looks have nothing to do with anything. Ranking others, and ranking yourself, just gets in the way. It dehumanizes everyone, and reduces sex to a game of wins and losses. Nothing is less sexy. Ya gotta stop thinking about your attraction as a numbers game. You either like someone or you don't. And if you don't know, try it out and see how you feel. You actually don't have anything to lose, except your hang-ups. Of course, this reply comes four years later, so you've probably figured it out by now.
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"You'd say I had a good heart, and that's not even medically true" is just fantastic
I died at that 😂
Loved it
“Dolphin laugh intensify”
Idk about y'all but im totally using that! Who heard that amazing laugh out in that audience?! Priceless!
This is just me tho xD like seriously it’s fucking accurate
WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TED TALK
ParnazDoesStuff RIGHT???
Lol!!!
I thought it was a ted talk till the end. Maybe it should be!
Hahahahaha a hahahahaha XD
Was it *not* ? Did I *misinterpret* this? I went out and had 5 orgies after watching this.
If you listen closely you can hear the mating call of the golden eurasian shortbill in the audience.
Matt Britzius you don’t have to listen closely
Crispy Egg I was about to say the same thing😂😂
Who are they?I must know! My heart demands it.
Lol
Fool...that is clearly the southern american shortbill
Him saying "The ugly have sex too!", then proceeding to devour a peach is something I would expect to see in a postdramatic play
its a nectarine
You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there’s an exorcism going on in the audience
Demons: *Listen, you don’t have to do us like that. We don’t claim her.*
PLEASE 😂😂
"You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an *orgy* on in the audience"
You must be the 9 who's never going to an orgy again
You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an exorcism going on in the orgy
"A bunch of fives and a nine who is never coming back" is a great line
Not gonna lie, whoever played SpongeBob in the background laughing deserves a Grammy
I somehow didnt even notice that
I was at this performance and I was too busy looking around for who was laughing like to notice that he even ate the peach
@@ZeppelinPietrPryor were you able to find the person?
That’s Arthur Fleck laughing
@@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.
For that man to keep his cool with that laugh in the audience is most impressive
I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.
My Psychologist: they’re not real they can’t hurt you
Me: **hears the dolphin/spongebob laugh at 3am**
🤭
Damn it I'm at work here and trying not to loose it XDDD
Mans got the angry bird laugh
This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to!
And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
I plead the fifth
The sixth has awoken.
An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this
It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.
@@dunnotck1 at least he tried :). Dude deserves medal for that
@@dunnotck1 i can respect his mad confidence
I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.
@@derljackson5365 lmao why would someone deserve a medal for making another person feel uncomfortable
Someone in the audience is undergoing a seizure
aaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaA
Muhammad Barakat Right!!?
that's just joker
No, shes doing seizure.
That is not what a seizure sounds like, most are actually quiet with some gargling of saliva unless they scream at the beginning
The peach bit killed me. I can't even explain why, but it was just right in the wrongest way.
That lady’s laugh is almost as good as the skit
The lady's laugh leaves a skit
That ladies laugh needs a burial with full military honours
what if it actually is even weirder and it was a man!
Spoiler: it's a guy
the laugh totally completes the skit
The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it
No one:
Not even the performer:
Person in audience: wwawawawwawawwawwaw
Rayi Jamona I was at this performance and I barely paid any attention to this routine because I was looking for who that laugh was coming from
Oh my God I thought I was the only one who heard that!
I was looking for this comment!
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I lost my shit when i heard that laugh! Ahhaahah like a Pterodactyl l
My friend who is really hot sent me this, and I was about to text him, "Lol wtf you're not ugl.....
Oh 😔
Ouch
you didnt complete the quetation
@@thepoppersshow "
He wants to be the nine. He is inviting you to an orgy. Don't throw this away
R. I. P.
This performance is incredible. The performer has such a way with story telling. Like, I believe this character is a thing.
12/10
go to any orgy and you'll meet this exact person.
Very true! Couldn’t agree more!
The way they are the peach was honestly brilliant
What do you mean "character" 🤔
@@sir-ani8927 was it not a nectarine?
I came for the comedy, I stayed for the woman cackling like she was sending the Flying Monkeys after Dorothy.
I took a drink before reading this and nearly just a literal spit take
*Calm down, Janice, it's just a bit.*
I'm sure she's lovely tho. I'm glad she's enjoying herself.
nightowl aww that took a wholesome turn
omg, it sounds like a dolphin.
Oh. My. God.
This @@nightowl8477 guy is a class act! :)
As an okay looking person that has been to a few orgies, everything this man said is gospel. (Except for the cat hair, cleanliness is key)
Have you ever bitten a skin tag?
@@Up10tionslayyou don’t know lol
Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.
I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz
Tfw the orgy scene from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is more realistic than "Eyes Wide Shut"
I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼♀️
If that's true that's super smart
Nah, she was just a regular audience member! UCB doesn't put that much into it haha.
i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man
Bethany Clayton I have a friend who straight up sounds like the cackling one. Every time she laughs
This is like the 3rd time i wouldn’t be surprised
0:51 damb who let da red angry bird in
I think Spongebob and Waluigi's love child is in the audience
They probably do orgies
@@jamescanjuggle I'm sure, so many holes that can be filled!
Wah
@@OjaZack You are funny. Wanted to tell you that :) Two for two in your responses :)
POV: Your friend who cackles like a witch just told you she goes to comedy shows
That dolphin in the back really liked this bit.
The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that.
Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao
Body positive is just code for ugly and desperate
If by beautiful you mean turn-off, anti-hard-on, boner-shrinker, then yeah it's the most beautiful thing in existence.
LMAO, that noise freaked me out... like what the f is that????
3 types of comments on this vid.
1: He's really good!
2:WTF IS THAT LAUGH
3: haha yeah that's true! I have sex *awkwardness intensifies *
0:46 why is no one talking about that laugh ??
*Starts muff diving the peach*
Woman in the audience: No....
Him: Overruled.
I didn't catch that the first watch! That might be the best punchline in the bit 😂
His reaction and timing was perfect 😂 he is so talented!!!
Dolphin intensifies***
And he even kind of breaks character with the nod‐and-smile
...Nicholas Cage would like to know your location
Lmao they got joker in the audience taking notes for his comedy routine.
UCB has really increased it's accessibility, what with a dolphin managing to make it out there. I'm proud of them.
Seth 69 likes now. Nice
I bet a freakin astronaut snuck it in!
I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.
“In the land of 4s the one eyed 5 is king!”
HELP HAHAAHAHAHAH
Takes a really good performer to make the audience howl in laughter from just the way you eat a peach
I unironically adore that laugh in the background.
Jesus I sat here and watched him eat the whole peach
Bryce Johnson 🍑 💦 🍆
The lady that literally said NO, then he overruled her. XD
This guy isn't even ugly, he's just a bit overweight.
TheVaultdweller Yeah, he’s okay-looking, like the title says
Of course a 4 is gonna think he looks just fine.
@@RowdyBoy82 The salt 😂
@@RowdyBoy82 goddamn
Just more of him to go around
The guy laughing like an exotic bird is having a good time. That's the kind of positivity I need to have in 2020
the fucking peach in the coffee mug is the most brilliant bit ive ever seen
Why?
bro i have to agree. that got me worse than anything else. 😂
@@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.
so my man out here eatin a whole ass peach on stage
interesting choice of words.
like the Peach Scene in call me by your name lmao
alway sunny in Philadelphia peaches lol
Indeed, he ate an entire ass peach
I lauded hard at the jokes but laughed even harder at the person in back going ahahwwhahahwshahahaw
I don't care what you guys say. That one laugh just adds to it.
"Tractor accident Phyllis, oh yes! and she's the best one.....grooves..help," This absolutely executed me
me when ed sheeran came out with “shape of you”
EYE-
Underrated comment
SIS
LMFAOO
💀💀💀💀💀💀
U could see that man take psychic damage every time he heard that laugh
Hilarious skit but the cackling witch in the audience is super distracting.
The dolphin people are taking over.
I thought it added to the performance
Honestly added to it.
Its funny
She's an orgy person
I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.
"From the dozens of people who have invited me to orgies..."
We live very different lives lol
This is the specific humour I pay internet for
0:52 who let a bird in?
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Alternate title: Man does comedy for dolphins
Jokes on you, all this video did was give me hope.
@Grey Bear The door girl at a swingers club wow you must have some pretty good stories!
"Comedy shows are just a bunch of people laughing and one dolphin who's never coming back"
Dude: Just sitting there
Audience: BWAH HAH HAH HAH
Jesus that laugh at 1:27
No One:
Spongebob in the audience: wAAAAAWAAAWAAHAAHAAAAAA
"If someone asked you how I look you'd say I have a good heart."
Surprisingly a lot of laughter for a phrase I've heard most of my life...
It's because it works so well within the context of his skit. Delivery is also important
“No”
“Overruled”
The person laughing like an angry bird just sells this skit.
Why is there always that one audience member in every single UCB video
"If you're cute you can even rule us. In the land of the 4, the one eye 5 is king"
Bahaha!! 😆😆😆
That "no" at 4:50 😂
Then the "overruled"
that took me tf OUT 😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴🙃
4:47 is more accurate
"In the land of fours, the one-eyed five is king" 🤣🤣🤣
Idk what’s better, the monologue or that one persons laugh in the audience 😂
I stayed for the laughs tbh
The peach was the most clever thing in that whole bit. I'm crying, holy shit - from the reveal to the finish.
The performance and delivery of this guy is amazing
His physical timing throughout was impeccable
The laughter of that one woman is funnier than the whole performance! :'D
Egh...
I thought it was disrespectful
Mega Man what?! How? They’re laughing at his performance. That’s exactly what’s supposed to happen
Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.
Shout outs to Flipper in the audience
Regina Spektor: "Dreaming of the dolphin song"
audience member: "ahehehehe"
4:46 that “No.” from the audience KILLED ME!
Cool that a passing shepherd saw this sketch comedy night and decided to bring his sheep in to watch with him
it sounds like high lil' wayne is cracking up in the audience 😂😂
random girl really do be laughing like a villain's sidekick
1:42 Odile from Barbie swan lake is among us !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how everytime the lady laughed (you know which one) audince got a little boost of laughter aswell 😅
Poofessure in the back losing at wii party
An underrated comment tbh
The charisma on that dude, i feel a light to decent 7 with lighting.
1:40 that laugh is the best part of the show
The dolphins are taking over
Good on Spongebob for broadening his horizons by attending this event.
I love that they let a dolphin in to enjoy the show
Spongebob sitting in the crowd like, "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!! Awawawwawawwaw!"
This is basically the only UCB act that had me rolling from start to finish. Great auditory and visual storytelling
i'll never be able to unhear that laugh
Whoever brought their pet parrot into the audience-
thank you.
Jokes on me, I think he’s really handsome
i loved this and his character he played it so well
props to him he’s funny but not over the top i love it!!!
Can you imagine being the person with that laugh? Like does she not know? And if she does, how does she have the guts to go to a COMEDY show? I mean, the balls on that woman.
I get the feeling that was a particular laugh, like a "can confirm" laugh.
There is a giggling satan doll in the audience. Oh wait that’s just me
In the sentence "ugly people have sex too" I am most shocked about the "too". Because I am a college student and consider myself definitely above average looking, but I lost my virginity at 24 and haven't had any action in halv a year.
I'm 31 and probably around a 7 and I haven't done anything ero at all, I've only even been asked out 5 times and the last time was years ago by some skinny dude with a Jesus tattoo on his neck. I don't think it's that unusual or such a bad thing though. Not being popular.
This 23 y/o, definitely above average, definitely horny, kissless virgin feels you
As someone who's been a 5 among 9s and a 9 among 5s, I a can attest that looks have nothing to do with anything. Ranking others, and ranking yourself, just gets in the way. It dehumanizes everyone, and reduces sex to a game of wins and losses. Nothing is less sexy. Ya gotta stop thinking about your attraction as a numbers game. You either like someone or you don't. And if you don't know, try it out and see how you feel. You actually don't have anything to lose, except your hang-ups.
Of course, this reply comes four years later, so you've probably figured it out by now.
wtf is that one laugh
Luigi died
Spongebob
Honestly, this feels like the start to a supervillain movie...
as some who is also ugly and would probably be called someone with a good heart but medically doesn't I loved this
Female spongebob in the back definitally related to this skit as one of the 5's.
This guy comes across as a professor who lost his tenure, and I love it.
Plot twist: This was performed at the local Aquarium.