POV: Your Okay Looking Friend Just Told You They Do Orgies - Jon Bander

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  • @CharactersWelcome
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  • @scottreid4739
    @scottreid4739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14069

    "You'd say I had a good heart, and that's not even medically true" is just fantastic

    • @tia9331
      @tia9331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I died at that 😂

    • @hopscotch39
      @hopscotch39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loved it

    • @izzatirfan1995
      @izzatirfan1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      “Dolphin laugh intensify”

    • @TheObliviousDelight
      @TheObliviousDelight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Idk about y'all but im totally using that! Who heard that amazing laugh out in that audience?! Priceless!

    • @ToasterInaFridge
      @ToasterInaFridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is just me tho xD like seriously it’s fucking accurate

  • @parnaz1623
    @parnaz1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11560

    WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TED TALK

    • @dannysantos9140
      @dannysantos9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ParnazDoesStuff RIGHT???

    • @TheCodeVertigo
      @TheCodeVertigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol!!!

    • @selkokieli843
      @selkokieli843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I thought it was a ted talk till the end. Maybe it should be!

    • @RastaLlama
      @RastaLlama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahaha a hahahahaha XD

    • @dillonm913
      @dillonm913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Was it *not* ? Did I *misinterpret* this? I went out and had 5 orgies after watching this.

  • @mattbritzius570
    @mattbritzius570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11684

    If you listen closely you can hear the mating call of the golden eurasian shortbill in the audience.

  • @melware1372
    @melware1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    Him saying "The ugly have sex too!", then proceeding to devour a peach is something I would expect to see in a postdramatic play

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      its a nectarine

  • @nevenagavric29
    @nevenagavric29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5737

    You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there’s an exorcism going on in the audience

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Demons: *Listen, you don’t have to do us like that. We don’t claim her.*

    • @_elevenofspades
      @_elevenofspades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      PLEASE 😂😂

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an *orgy* on in the audience"

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be the 9 who's never going to an orgy again

    • @gavinlucas1111
      @gavinlucas1111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an exorcism going on in the orgy

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "A bunch of fives and a nine who is never coming back" is a great line

  • @TheCvlt
    @TheCvlt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16851

    Not gonna lie, whoever played SpongeBob in the background laughing deserves a Grammy

    • @demonicgaara0862
      @demonicgaara0862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I somehow didnt even notice that

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      I was at this performance and I was too busy looking around for who was laughing like to notice that he even ate the peach

    • @OjaZack
      @OjaZack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ZeppelinPietrPryor were you able to find the person?

    • @GalaxyStudi0s
      @GalaxyStudi0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That’s Arthur Fleck laughing

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    For that man to keep his cool with that laugh in the audience is most impressive

  • @sarahholman2570
    @sarahholman2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.

  • @olivegorl8671
    @olivegorl8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    My Psychologist: they’re not real they can’t hurt you
    Me: **hears the dolphin/spongebob laugh at 3am**

    • @PokeyStix
      @PokeyStix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤭

    • @thierrycerdeira206
      @thierrycerdeira206 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn it I'm at work here and trying not to loose it XDDD

    • @thepestilence7939
      @thepestilence7939 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mans got the angry bird laugh

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4881

    This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to!
    And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.

  • @junehatter8479
    @junehatter8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.

    • @derljackson5365
      @derljackson5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@dunnotck1 at least he tried :). Dude deserves medal for that

    • @Ricardowieringa
      @Ricardowieringa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@dunnotck1 i can respect his mad confidence

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.

    • @frnkrry8938
      @frnkrry8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@derljackson5365 lmao why would someone deserve a medal for making another person feel uncomfortable

  • @suisui7481
    @suisui7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7527

    Someone in the audience is undergoing a seizure

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      aaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaA

    • @electropicks
      @electropicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Muhammad Barakat Right!!?

    • @leonardoribas6974
      @leonardoribas6974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's just joker

    • @Devinfrbs
      @Devinfrbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, shes doing seizure.

    • @vichevy8320
      @vichevy8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is not what a seizure sounds like, most are actually quiet with some gargling of saliva unless they scream at the beginning

  • @SugarDemon1035
    @SugarDemon1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    The peach bit killed me. I can't even explain why, but it was just right in the wrongest way.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5494

    That lady’s laugh is almost as good as the skit

    • @MaestroTunes
      @MaestroTunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The lady's laugh leaves a skit

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That ladies laugh needs a burial with full military honours

    • @asura8495
      @asura8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what if it actually is even weirder and it was a man!

    • @altobonifacio8936
      @altobonifacio8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spoiler: it's a guy

    • @darwiinn8666
      @darwiinn8666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the laugh totally completes the skit

  • @willd.4808
    @willd.4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it

  • @rayijamona497
    @rayijamona497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14761

    No one:
    Not even the performer:
    Person in audience: wwawawawwawawwawwaw

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      Rayi Jamona I was at this performance and I barely paid any attention to this routine because I was looking for who that laugh was coming from

    • @A-man1998
      @A-man1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Oh my God I thought I was the only one who heard that!

    • @OjaZack
      @OjaZack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @NyanNegotiable
      @NyanNegotiable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ᵂ ᵃ ʰ

    • @euricequeen842
      @euricequeen842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I lost my shit when i heard that laugh! Ahhaahah like a Pterodactyl l

  • @lolitis01
    @lolitis01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    My friend who is really hot sent me this, and I was about to text him, "Lol wtf you're not ugl.....
    Oh 😔

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Ouch

    • @thepoppersshow
      @thepoppersshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      you didnt complete the quetation

    • @lolitis01
      @lolitis01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@thepoppersshow "

    • @davidrp39
      @davidrp39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      He wants to be the nine. He is inviting you to an orgy. Don't throw this away

    • @kirkpatrikballares3291
      @kirkpatrikballares3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      R. I. P.

  • @ratrace111
    @ratrace111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2744

    This performance is incredible. The performer has such a way with story telling. Like, I believe this character is a thing.
    12/10

    • @Officialencode
      @Officialencode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      go to any orgy and you'll meet this exact person.

    • @gobarber2
      @gobarber2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true! Couldn’t agree more!

    • @sir-ani8927
      @sir-ani8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way they are the peach was honestly brilliant

    • @kumada84
      @kumada84 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What do you mean "character" 🤔

    • @Eternally_Moon
      @Eternally_Moon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@sir-ani8927 was it not a nectarine?

  • @OwentheKingofDudes
    @OwentheKingofDudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I came for the comedy, I stayed for the woman cackling like she was sending the Flying Monkeys after Dorothy.

    • @amycox5733
      @amycox5733 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I took a drink before reading this and nearly just a literal spit take

  • @nightowl8477
    @nightowl8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8002

    *Calm down, Janice, it's just a bit.*

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      I'm sure she's lovely tho. I'm glad she's enjoying herself.

    • @Toasted.Pencils
      @Toasted.Pencils 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      nightowl aww that took a wholesome turn

    • @samjones0528
      @samjones0528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      omg, it sounds like a dolphin.

    • @EMWelder
      @EMWelder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh. My. God.

    • @pjharper2643
      @pjharper2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This @@nightowl8477 guy is a class act! :)

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    As an okay looking person that has been to a few orgies, everything this man said is gospel. (Except for the cat hair, cleanliness is key)

    • @Up10tionslay
      @Up10tionslay ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Have you ever bitten a skin tag?

    • @_Sloppyham
      @_Sloppyham ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Up10tionslayyou don’t know lol

    • @peterisawesomeplease
      @peterisawesomeplease 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.

    • @rebeccagibson9644
      @rebeccagibson9644 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz

    • @galanopouloc
      @galanopouloc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tfw the orgy scene from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is more realistic than "Eyes Wide Shut"

  • @bethywho27
    @bethywho27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

    I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @mewdrarkham5293
      @mewdrarkham5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      If that's true that's super smart

    • @rchcc122
      @rchcc122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Nah, she was just a regular audience member! UCB doesn't put that much into it haha.

    • @madeofcastiron
      @madeofcastiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man

    • @kittykat5797
      @kittykat5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bethany Clayton I have a friend who straight up sounds like the cackling one. Every time she laughs

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is like the 3rd time i wouldn’t be surprised

  • @galeriadesebastian
    @galeriadesebastian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    0:51 damb who let da red angry bird in

  • @OjaZack
    @OjaZack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    I think Spongebob and Waluigi's love child is in the audience

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They probably do orgies

    • @OjaZack
      @OjaZack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jamescanjuggle I'm sure, so many holes that can be filled!

    • @looruria8410
      @looruria8410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wah

    • @Wolkenphoenix
      @Wolkenphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OjaZack You are funny. Wanted to tell you that :) Two for two in your responses :)

  • @SarahSnow99
    @SarahSnow99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    POV: Your friend who cackles like a witch just told you she goes to comedy shows

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    That dolphin in the back really liked this bit.

  • @thesaltybeard1793
    @thesaltybeard1793 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that.
    Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao

    • @yesterdayseyes
      @yesterdayseyes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Body positive is just code for ugly and desperate

    • @uadhlagash7280
      @uadhlagash7280 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If by beautiful you mean turn-off, anti-hard-on, boner-shrinker, then yeah it's the most beautiful thing in existence.

    • @teckzilla108
      @teckzilla108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LMAO, that noise freaked me out... like what the f is that????

  • @dazberry4038
    @dazberry4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    3 types of comments on this vid.
    1: He's really good!
    2:WTF IS THAT LAUGH
    3: haha yeah that's true! I have sex *awkwardness intensifies *

  • @aaron-ll6rd
    @aaron-ll6rd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    0:46 why is no one talking about that laugh ??

  • @DarkAuraLord
    @DarkAuraLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    *Starts muff diving the peach*
    Woman in the audience: No....
    Him: Overruled.

    • @odinhonour2170
      @odinhonour2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I didn't catch that the first watch! That might be the best punchline in the bit 😂

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      His reaction and timing was perfect 😂 he is so talented!!!

    • @Castheknotted
      @Castheknotted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dolphin intensifies***

    • @stroud9208
      @stroud9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And he even kind of breaks character with the nod‐and-smile

    • @w1ck3dz0d1ac
      @w1ck3dz0d1ac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...Nicholas Cage would like to know your location

  • @emoneytrillionaire5016
    @emoneytrillionaire5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Lmao they got joker in the audience taking notes for his comedy routine.

  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    UCB has really increased it's accessibility, what with a dolphin managing to make it out there. I'm proud of them.

    • @fever4174
      @fever4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seth 69 likes now. Nice

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet a freakin astronaut snuck it in!

  • @dreamerdoes_is_love8986
    @dreamerdoes_is_love8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.

  • @minniem-ms
    @minniem-ms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    “In the land of 4s the one eyed 5 is king!”
    HELP HAHAAHAHAHAH

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Takes a really good performer to make the audience howl in laughter from just the way you eat a peach

  • @kroissant5601
    @kroissant5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I unironically adore that laugh in the background.

  • @TrueHimbo
    @TrueHimbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Jesus I sat here and watched him eat the whole peach

    • @fondantswirl2019
      @fondantswirl2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bryce Johnson 🍑 💦 🍆

    • @Leadman1989
      @Leadman1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The lady that literally said NO, then he overruled her. XD

  • @PCLHH
    @PCLHH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    This guy isn't even ugly, he's just a bit overweight.

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      TheVaultdweller Yeah, he’s okay-looking, like the title says

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Of course a 4 is gonna think he looks just fine.

    • @cairparavel587
      @cairparavel587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@RowdyBoy82 The salt 😂

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@RowdyBoy82 goddamn

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just more of him to go around

  • @plutokitty3386
    @plutokitty3386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The guy laughing like an exotic bird is having a good time. That's the kind of positivity I need to have in 2020

  • @jay-tbl
    @jay-tbl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    the fucking peach in the coffee mug is the most brilliant bit ive ever seen

    • @recklessnotion1899
      @recklessnotion1899 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why?

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bro i have to agree. that got me worse than anything else. 😂

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.

  • @jadenschultz4634
    @jadenschultz4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    so my man out here eatin a whole ass peach on stage

    • @QueenZsWorld
      @QueenZsWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      interesting choice of words.

    • @Isa-tn7ex
      @Isa-tn7ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like the Peach Scene in call me by your name lmao

    • @tiamat9360
      @tiamat9360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      alway sunny in Philadelphia peaches lol

    • @CrisSelene
      @CrisSelene 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed, he ate an entire ass peach

  • @theoptimisticpessimist5227
    @theoptimisticpessimist5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I lauded hard at the jokes but laughed even harder at the person in back going ahahwwhahahwshahahaw

  • @herzen9857
    @herzen9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I don't care what you guys say. That one laugh just adds to it.

  • @haley2772
    @haley2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Tractor accident Phyllis, oh yes! and she's the best one.....grooves..help," This absolutely executed me

  • @SeaSparklesLP
    @SeaSparklesLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    me when ed sheeran came out with “shape of you”

  • @yeehaw2844
    @yeehaw2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    U could see that man take psychic damage every time he heard that laugh

  • @FozzyFUCT
    @FozzyFUCT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2922

    Hilarious skit but the cackling witch in the audience is super distracting.

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      The dolphin people are taking over.

    • @dangermenatwork
      @dangermenatwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I thought it added to the performance

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly added to it.

    • @deanrichard1770
      @deanrichard1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its funny

    • @pestoriusj
      @pestoriusj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She's an orgy person

  • @KesslerCOIL
    @KesslerCOIL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.

    • @kirbylover37
      @kirbylover37 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "From the dozens of people who have invited me to orgies..."
      We live very different lives lol

  • @victorfurtado5578
    @victorfurtado5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This is the specific humour I pay internet for

  • @albertlauridsen5362
    @albertlauridsen5362 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    0:52 who let a bird in?

  • @ceedubelu
    @ceedubelu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Non premium Spotify: you will hear the ads!

  • @r.s.4085
    @r.s.4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Alternate title: Man does comedy for dolphins

  • @noarsy7716
    @noarsy7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Jokes on you, all this video did was give me hope.

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Grey Bear The door girl at a swingers club wow you must have some pretty good stories!

  • @KarmaCifer
    @KarmaCifer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Comedy shows are just a bunch of people laughing and one dolphin who's never coming back"

  • @gz277
    @gz277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Dude: Just sitting there
    Audience: BWAH HAH HAH HAH

  • @Justin-ou5yo
    @Justin-ou5yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jesus that laugh at 1:27

  • @gomimi4226
    @gomimi4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    No One:
    Spongebob in the audience: wAAAAAWAAAWAAHAAHAAAAAA

  • @boiledcrap
    @boiledcrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "If someone asked you how I look you'd say I have a good heart."
    Surprisingly a lot of laughter for a phrase I've heard most of my life...

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's because it works so well within the context of his skit. Delivery is also important

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “No”
    “Overruled”

  • @trollster7133
    @trollster7133 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The person laughing like an angry bird just sells this skit.

  • @MrFloyd-jf6fh
    @MrFloyd-jf6fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Why is there always that one audience member in every single UCB video

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "If you're cute you can even rule us. In the land of the 4, the one eye 5 is king"
    Bahaha!! 😆😆😆

  • @Lucas51397
    @Lucas51397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That "no" at 4:50 😂

    • @evanroden2225
      @evanroden2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then the "overruled"

    • @jomanikarani
      @jomanikarani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that took me tf OUT 😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴🙃

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:47 is more accurate

  • @xandramuse777
    @xandramuse777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "In the land of fours, the one-eyed five is king" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylev6063
    @kylev6063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Idk what’s better, the monologue or that one persons laugh in the audience 😂

    • @devinngeorge
      @devinngeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stayed for the laughs tbh

  • @SlyBlu7
    @SlyBlu7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The peach was the most clever thing in that whole bit. I'm crying, holy shit - from the reveal to the finish.

  • @mikasaackerman1410
    @mikasaackerman1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The performance and delivery of this guy is amazing

  • @radical6905
    @radical6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    His physical timing throughout was impeccable

  • @nsimba_777
    @nsimba_777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    The laughter of that one woman is funnier than the whole performance! :'D

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Egh...

    • @OK-qb8yy
      @OK-qb8yy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was disrespectful

    • @heysilly1341
      @heysilly1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mega Man what?! How? They’re laughing at his performance. That’s exactly what’s supposed to happen

  • @ZhaneAlliyah
    @ZhaneAlliyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.

  • @asaucedude
    @asaucedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Shout outs to Flipper in the audience

  • @sawyer2044
    @sawyer2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Regina Spektor: "Dreaming of the dolphin song"
    audience member: "ahehehehe"

  • @elysemeyers1256
    @elysemeyers1256 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:46 that “No.” from the audience KILLED ME!

  • @dantevitale5714
    @dantevitale5714 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Cool that a passing shepherd saw this sketch comedy night and decided to bring his sheep in to watch with him

  • @razvanstan4689
    @razvanstan4689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    it sounds like high lil' wayne is cracking up in the audience 😂😂

  • @francescovittorino528
    @francescovittorino528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    random girl really do be laughing like a villain's sidekick

  • @acaciaeugenia4386
    @acaciaeugenia4386 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    1:42 Odile from Barbie swan lake is among us !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrHopran
    @MrHopran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how everytime the lady laughed (you know which one) audince got a little boost of laughter aswell 😅

  • @johnnyenglish1043
    @johnnyenglish1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Poofessure in the back losing at wii party

  • @evagrius3818
    @evagrius3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The charisma on that dude, i feel a light to decent 7 with lighting.

  • @l_w6041
    @l_w6041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:40 that laugh is the best part of the show

    • @SSSpencer413
      @SSSpencer413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dolphins are taking over

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good on Spongebob for broadening his horizons by attending this event.

  • @tephy-t4i
    @tephy-t4i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love that they let a dolphin in to enjoy the show

  • @GrimAsythes
    @GrimAsythes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Spongebob sitting in the crowd like, "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!! Awawawwawawwaw!"

  • @ilovecodemonkeys
    @ilovecodemonkeys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is basically the only UCB act that had me rolling from start to finish. Great auditory and visual storytelling

  • @CasulGAmer
    @CasulGAmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i'll never be able to unhear that laugh

  • @Chloe-ub7em
    @Chloe-ub7em 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whoever brought their pet parrot into the audience-
    thank you.

  • @kafkaesqui5874
    @kafkaesqui5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jokes on me, I think he’s really handsome

  • @saff1257
    @saff1257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i loved this and his character he played it so well
    props to him he’s funny but not over the top i love it!!!

  • @siripremfors8425
    @siripremfors8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can you imagine being the person with that laugh? Like does she not know? And if she does, how does she have the guts to go to a COMEDY show? I mean, the balls on that woman.

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I get the feeling that was a particular laugh, like a "can confirm" laugh.

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    There is a giggling satan doll in the audience. Oh wait that’s just me

  • @AntonFetzer
    @AntonFetzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    In the sentence "ugly people have sex too" I am most shocked about the "too". Because I am a college student and consider myself definitely above average looking, but I lost my virginity at 24 and haven't had any action in halv a year.

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm 31 and probably around a 7 and I haven't done anything ero at all, I've only even been asked out 5 times and the last time was years ago by some skinny dude with a Jesus tattoo on his neck. I don't think it's that unusual or such a bad thing though. Not being popular.

    • @tiyas5378
      @tiyas5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This 23 y/o, definitely above average, definitely horny, kissless virgin feels you

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As someone who's been a 5 among 9s and a 9 among 5s, I a can attest that looks have nothing to do with anything. Ranking others, and ranking yourself, just gets in the way. It dehumanizes everyone, and reduces sex to a game of wins and losses. Nothing is less sexy. Ya gotta stop thinking about your attraction as a numbers game. You either like someone or you don't. And if you don't know, try it out and see how you feel. You actually don't have anything to lose, except your hang-ups.
      Of course, this reply comes four years later, so you've probably figured it out by now.

  • @alexpenneytration699
    @alexpenneytration699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    wtf is that one laugh

  • @le9038
    @le9038 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, this feels like the start to a supervillain movie...

  • @AUnicorn666
    @AUnicorn666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as some who is also ugly and would probably be called someone with a good heart but medically doesn't I loved this

  • @LegDayLas
    @LegDayLas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Female spongebob in the back definitally related to this skit as one of the 5's.

  • @HomersIlliad
    @HomersIlliad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy comes across as a professor who lost his tenure, and I love it.

  • @ayebarberfuckmeup4689
    @ayebarberfuckmeup4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Plot twist: This was performed at the local Aquarium.