My uncle bought a white Chrysler LeBaron convertible one time, it’s previous owner was Mark Stimlinson, who, in 1992 murdered and dismembered 31 cub scouts and ate their thigh meat.
Seinfeld. This clip was perfect because of it. If I remember correctly, this particular week he was going and going with the sienfeld references here and there. This was a wonderful surprise.
I HATE every caller with a passion…constantly lying their asses off….”my stepsister is from China…so we went there”…REALLY, DID YA?! “Hey I saw Jimmy in Chicago and he KILLED”….no…no you didn’t
You realize people from across the country call in, and not everyone is poor like you. I've been to Brazil, Canada, and Ireland. You couldn't afford to go if you hotel was paid for you bum
I had to do some plumbing work at a popular local Chinese place once. We worked in the basement in the morning hours before opening for about a month. Absolute horror show: - What we thought was dishwater left in a giant mountain of dirty pots in the sink. When they came in, they started boiling and stirring it. It was the soup :( - Tons of glue traps that you would see little tiny mice caught on, still alive. The worst was one guy who knawed his own foot off trying to get out, and then his buddy who had tried to help him and got his face stuck and it looked like half his eyeball had almost been pulled out trying to get away. I love animals so much I won't even kill bugs, but that one made me feel so bad that I borrowed the mallet to quickly put them out of their misery. - Dead cockroach next to the meat cutter. - Stack of ribs left out on the table overnight. You could see little rodent nibble marks all over it. -Trays of raw chickens left out, one of them on the filthy floor and another on a garbage can. - The employee bathroom was in the basement. It was just a toilet in a closet. No sink. - Removed a section of ancient rusted pipe. An AVALANCHE of roaches spilled out before scattering. It was like the scarabs in The Mummy.
I’m the same, why do people needlessly kill bugs, like outside stomping on little beetles and stuff? They only get one short life and who tf am I to kill them simply because I’m bigger? I’ll do it in the house if necessary, but I mainly let a few spiders live in corners to keep the pests away. In the grand scheme of things, every ant is just as important as every human life. I’m an atheist that grew up in a hunting and fishing religious republican family.
I’d love to read the texts between Ant and Jimmy after the Gregster didn’t get a reference. You know their eyes met in sheer bliss at some moment while Opie chimes in.
A little trick to not get sick from Chinese food: always go to one in an area where there are lots of them. The competition for better quality and service will keep them all in check. And when that doesn’t work: Panda Express.
my mom told me a story that when she was 8 years old the chinese old man that runs a bakery below was selling pork buns. after my mom took a bath at 5 am in the morning she was wondering why the whole place below was steaming when she look at the crack in the wall she saw the old man dunking cats in hot water to remove the fur and making pork buns with cats... thats why when i was born every time people buy pork buns they always say " its not made from cats do they"
They're so full of shit regarding Chinese food. Like Purdue is different from any other brand? They use the same kind of factory farmed birds as KFC and BK does.
When I was a kid, my friends and I used to catch snapping turtles and carp and sell them to our local Chinese restaurant for free food and cash. I believe they used the turtles to make boneless chicken dishes like General Tso's Chicken, and the carp for pretty much EVERYTHING that had fish in it. I don't know for sure, but they were definitely using them for something... So yeah, shady shit goes on at those places. If you've ever eaten at a small-town Chinese restaurant, you may have been eating parasite-filled meat that lived its entire life in shit water all along.
ShortFingeredShreder there was a Chinese buffet spot in my town. Behind it was a big field. One night we saw people from the kitchen come out and club the Canadian geese that were feeding in the field. They brought the dead birds back into the restaurant.....
This is all high quality, free range meat that yuppies pay highly for. It's not like they're out snatching cats and dogs. They're getting quality, fresh ingredients. You both fail to realize this.
The Chinese food spot by me growing up was cash only, no heat/ac for years. Then someone robbed them and shot a worker in the thigh they closed a year later. They actually had this best general Tso’s growing up only place where it was actually spicy.
It looks like a big plate of baby mice hahaha I'm funny I'm Opie hahaha laugh at my jokes please hahaha see I can be funny guy's. SHUT UP OPIE!! Just keep a watch on the time hole.
I would question the meat in a shitty ghetto hole in the wall place but for the most part the meat is what it is. It’s not mysterious or anything. Most of them get the meat from the same suppliers too. I order from a place where you know where the meat comes from. No worries! Plus there’s high scale Chinese restaurants that serve traditional and you’re getting what you pay for
Opie i had the same experience at this restaurant on Huntington boulevard called F.H.Rileys in the heart of Huntington village. Their chicken wasnt so fresh
If Anthony really lives the cliches he babbles on about, I feel really sorry for him. I think that while Jimmy and Opie may not live like "rock stars," I'd take their routine over Ant's.
"My stomach is killing me." -Erock
"It certainly is." -Ant
Best line ever
JSMHP such a funny line... ant was the king of the quick one liners.
...then completely steamrolled....
@@daxmiller35..... by the one and only.....
Anthony is so fucking quick man. It's insane. He could've SOARED as a comedian. Even some of the top comedians said the same.
That Seinfeld thing had me howling. They just didn't get it and then Ant transfers into another episode and keeps them going. So good.
Ant's Seinfeld bit had me dying with laughter - how does he play it so straight
Anthony should've gotten more on that "Erock, vomit?" line. That was a good one.
i lol'd
I love it when ant seinfelds the crew
9 out of 10 people who listened to the show had seen this episode I bet.
I am not a fan of Seinfeld at all, and I've seen those episodes.
Haha. Jimmy and Opie falling for the long-form Seinfeld storylines this week has been killing me.
Got him hook line and sinker
My uncle bought a white Chrysler LeBaron convertible one time, it’s previous owner was
Mark Stimlinson, who, in 1992 murdered and dismembered 31 cub scouts and ate their thigh meat.
Opie screaming over the Seinfeld bassline is hilarious
"It looks like baby covered mice" -Opie. Another gem there Gregorio.
I'm about 5 minutes in and he's already bombed three times and said seven idiotic things.
@@bobobandy9382this comment could be copy/pasted on 98% of all the other O&A vids.
I lost it when Ant started doing Seinfeld and fooled everybody
Good time to lose it
The Seinfeld bit Anthony does is pure gold (JERRY GOLD)
Ants "Erock, vomit?" Instead of comment had me laughing good.
"just maggots in the place of rice" I've heard this 10 times before, just noticed this line & it had me in tears
The Seinfeld gag. LOL.
Wow. Double Seinfeld!!! lmao
That fucking killed me, hahahaha!
Erock vomit? Lol good one Ant
The title is misleading. I was gonna say that the Chinese make me sick, too.
Boooo
Cartwright! Cartwright!
_”Erock, Vomit?!?”_
"You know it's a little different depending on where you go"....You mean like every restaurant on earth?
Seinfeld. This clip was perfect because of it. If I remember correctly, this particular week he was going and going with the sienfeld references here and there. This was a wonderful surprise.
I've been fasting about 2.5 days I'm about to break and eat something but if I can just fall asleep I might be able to last till the evening
@Tripple Nipple H well I did
14.7 days per meal? Nice stoichiometric blend? 😂
Cornish game hens: when you want to eat a whole chicken, but you live alone.
Shut it
Thanks opie for sharing more great stories. Shuuuut uup
I HATE every caller with a passion…constantly lying their asses off….”my stepsister is from China…so we went there”…REALLY, DID YA?! “Hey I saw Jimmy in Chicago and he KILLED”….no…no you didn’t
You realize people from across the country call in, and not everyone is poor like you. I've been to Brazil, Canada, and Ireland. You couldn't afford to go if you hotel was paid for you bum
the old guy was alright. He's probably DEAD now 😞
Seinfeld Lol
“Cause even the legs, ya get some nice white meat ya know?” Another of Gregg not knowing ANYTHING!
Don’t worry E rock Chinese making everyone sick nowadays.
That last story about the cats in the freezer happened in Philly too. I'm not surprised.
i swear to god i heard Ant's story about the asian restaurant & thought. "this sounds exactly like that episode of Seinfeld." 😆
I had to do some plumbing work at a popular local Chinese place once. We worked in the basement in the morning hours before opening for about a month.
Absolute horror show:
- What we thought was dishwater left in a giant mountain of dirty pots in the sink. When they came in, they started boiling and stirring it. It was the soup :(
- Tons of glue traps that you would see little tiny mice caught on, still alive. The worst was one guy who knawed his own foot off trying to get out, and then his buddy who had tried to help him and got his face stuck and it looked like half his eyeball had almost been pulled out trying to get away. I love animals so much I won't even kill bugs, but that one made me feel so bad that I borrowed the mallet to quickly put them out of their misery.
- Dead cockroach next to the meat cutter.
- Stack of ribs left out on the table overnight. You could see little rodent nibble marks all over it.
-Trays of raw chickens left out, one of them on the filthy floor and another on a garbage can.
- The employee bathroom was in the basement. It was just a toilet in a closet. No sink.
- Removed a section of ancient rusted pipe. An AVALANCHE of roaches spilled out before scattering. It was like the scarabs in The Mummy.
dorpth what the FUCK. I’ve had Chinese maybe 5 times in my life. Never having it again.
I've avoided all Chinese places ever since, and only trust other Asian places where you can see them preparing the food from the table.
But we need to have a rich, multicultural tapestry! Having low standards isn't a bad thing, it's just different!
Eh haven’t gotten sick yet. The world isn’t perfect
I’m the same, why do people needlessly kill bugs, like outside stomping on little beetles and stuff? They only get one short life and who tf am I to kill them simply because I’m bigger? I’ll do it in the house if necessary, but I mainly let a few spiders live in corners to keep the pests away. In the grand scheme of things, every ant is just as important as every human life. I’m an atheist that grew up in a hunting and fishing religious republican family.
28:07 this was so spontaneous and beautiful. i love Ants family stories
I wish I didn't read the comments before ants Seinfeld story
Oh God I fell for both...
Talkative Opie drove this bit right into a Redwood tree.
That guy at the end sounded like Al Pacino haha. I'm sixty-fiiiiiive yeeeeaaaaa!
I’d love to read the texts between Ant and Jimmy after the Gregster didn’t get a reference. You know their eyes met in sheer bliss at some moment while Opie chimes in.
14:00 Nice one, Ope. Keep whining about how you didn't catch the Seinfeld reference. Constantly droning on about it is great radio.
How did you break your adicktion?
A little trick to not get sick from Chinese food: always go to one in an area where there are lots of them. The competition for better quality and service will keep them all in check.
And when that doesn’t work: Panda Express.
my mom told me a story that when she was 8 years old the chinese old man that runs a bakery below was selling pork buns. after my mom took a bath at 5 am in the morning she was wondering why the whole place below was steaming when she look at the crack in the wall she saw the old man dunking cats in hot water to remove the fur and making pork buns with cats... thats why when i was born every time people buy pork buns they always say " its not made from cats do they"
Chinese food (strip mall stores, not your high end) is garbage. Its the cheapest possible ingredients and the owners despise the customers.
They're so full of shit regarding Chinese food. Like Purdue is different from any other brand? They use the same kind of factory farmed birds as KFC and BK does.
Love Erock abuse
it’s 2022 and i can tell erock is lying
So ants Chinese restaurant experience was an exact episode from Seinfeld
That Chinese food thing explains so much about why opie changed he got kuru from "long pork"
Is there a video listing all of Anthony's brilliant Seinfeld references... Mr Knight... please!! :)
Lol I love the Seinfeld stories
Haha. Cumbia party of four
I loved the Seinfeld bit. Can't believe opie didn't know what was going on.
How many times?
It's enraging to hear E-Rock call it General "So's" Chicken. It's General "SOW"!
General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.
Hello Newman!! Love the Sein:-)
Eight years later it made everyone sick lol !
tss... tso sorry about the chicken slobbo .. tss....
ERIC_uzi fukkkkk
FUKKKKKK
oh. i already said this.
Is it the famous “Seinfeld four” Opie?
You could tell Jimmy knew but Opie was fuckin clueless lol
Seinfeld Bit starts @11:27
"you gotta tape your eyes back" brilliant Opie. that wasn't funny even when I heard it in 5th grade...
They are in order of the time they aired, from end of show (latest upload) to start of show (earliest uploads).
12:00 lol
It’s not baking soda it’s corn starch
Chuck sounds like Bill
A Chinese restaurant is the complete opposite of Noah's Ark
Fun fact: There are nearly zero pidgins in China. They literally ate them to near Extinction there.
Deer wouldnt make you sick, cat might......
Opie is fucking.unberable in this.
ciscornBIG thank you for the heads up, I shall find another clip
ciscornBIG baby covered mice
Weird Science reference
Hahah Ant is really awesome sometimes
Opie never said anything hurtful about other races 12:00
Ant had a chance to triple-seinfeld them if he complained about the delivery guy crashing his bike and threatening to sue.
Similar to alcohol poisoning.
Chuck at 26:30 ish is CIA. The corporation in Virginia.
When I was a kid, my friends and I used to catch snapping turtles and carp and sell them to our local Chinese restaurant for free food and cash. I believe they used the turtles to make boneless chicken dishes like General Tso's Chicken, and the carp for pretty much EVERYTHING that had fish in it. I don't know for sure, but they were definitely using them for something...
So yeah, shady shit goes on at those places. If you've ever eaten at a small-town Chinese restaurant, you may have been eating parasite-filled meat that lived its entire life in shit water all along.
ShortFingeredShreder there was a Chinese buffet spot in my town. Behind it was a big field. One night we saw people from the kitchen come out and club the Canadian geese that were feeding in the field. They brought the dead birds back into the restaurant.....
This is all high quality, free range meat that yuppies pay highly for. It's not like they're out snatching cats and dogs. They're getting quality, fresh ingredients. You both fail to realize this.
The Chinese food spot by me growing up was cash only, no heat/ac for years. Then someone robbed them and shot a worker in the thigh they closed a year later.
They actually had this best general Tso’s growing up only place where it was actually spicy.
No…no you didn’t
I'm picky as hell when it comes to chinese food spots because most are awful
God, I fucking miss this show
It looks like a big plate of baby mice hahaha I'm funny I'm Opie hahaha laugh at my jokes please hahaha see I can be funny guy's. SHUT UP OPIE!! Just keep a watch on the time hole.
Its a greasy pork sandwich not chops served in a dirty ashtray. Bill Paxton one of better lowlife character actors from 80's, 90's
I think I got food poisoning.......
Do you know how many tons of poison it would require to do that?
Seinfeld 4!
Holy shit a double from Anthony.
This fits into 2020 nicely
am i still tripping or does anthony’s left arm look mangled
Gotta correct Anthony on the move quote. it's "How about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"
Ant will never see this comment, so you aren't really correcting him. You're just commenting on audio from nearly 4 years ago.
It works either way.. way to be a nag... haha
WRONG
There's a Chinese restaurant in my city with pigeon on the menu
Then you know it’s an upscale traditional place. You get the meat you pay for
I just got laid off due to the coronavirus and this was the first thing in my recommendations. Thanks TH-cam
How's that going
@@Wutaskier I got back to work in a week, but my 2020 was as shitty as everybody else's lol
Eveeybody knows General tsos chicken
I would question the meat in a shitty ghetto hole in the wall place but for the most part the meat is what it is. It’s not mysterious or anything. Most of them get the meat from the same suppliers too. I order from a place where you know where the meat comes from. No worries! Plus there’s high scale Chinese restaurants that serve traditional and you’re getting what you pay for
I don't think I can't eat Chinese food again!
baby covered mice
I love the Opester but my god the last 10+ minutes of awful callers is insufferable
Erock should of stuck to krill
Opie i had the same experience at this restaurant on Huntington boulevard called F.H.Rileys in the heart of Huntington village. Their chicken wasnt so fresh
opie fake radio voice is annoying
If Anthony really lives the cliches he babbles on about, I feel really sorry for him. I think that while Jimmy and Opie may not live like "rock stars," I'd take their routine over Ant's.
Chad Fresno u fell for the Seinfeld
Holy shit does this guy think the Seinfeld episode was real?
aaaaaand covid happened
Seinfeld Fawwww!!!!
General Tsos chicken is the only thing that made me violently ill too. I’ll never eat it again.