Hard-Hitting Turtle Violence | Critical Role C2E117

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  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Campaign ends and like 30 years later Beau is sitting at home when in the distance she sees an angry turtle charging towards her trying to attack.

  • @jjj7790
    @jjj7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Campaign end boss is just a revenge team of giant monsters they've polymorphed into little animals.

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And watching from on high will be Sprinkle.

    • @thatonebrit6736
      @thatonebrit6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CampaignerSC this has a different ring to it with recent developments

  • @bskec2177
    @bskec2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Did Matt say he bought a bag of turtles? ROFLMAO

    • @Delta3354
      @Delta3354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Either bought, or was given/sent a bucket of like animal toys/figures, and one such was a bag of turtles. Yes.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His cows are on the way.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnimeWolf5193 his pigs got stuck in delivery

  • @hobbitbobbitt
    @hobbitbobbitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    googled "critical role turtle curling" and of course there was an amazing picture already.

    • @FlorentiusIV
      @FlorentiusIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this.

  • @carpmerchant1318
    @carpmerchant1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    some people just want to watch the turtle spin...

  • @SCarr8813
    @SCarr8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Jester's desperate polymorph tactic is the best

  • @busshock
    @busshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I think polymorph might overtake counterspell as 'the best spell' this campaign.

    • @Digimastertwo
      @Digimastertwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Modify memory

    • @RadiantJo
      @RadiantJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ”Who's got the modify?” -Fjord/Travis

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Digimastertwo Polymorh has helped more times then Modify memory

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can't wait for the moment of "True Polymorph" and "Mass Polymorph"

    • @Dramoklos
      @Dramoklos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RadiantJo jester

  • @pablofierros6975
    @pablofierros6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love how Travis shrinks IMMEDIATELY from his ribbing Matt at 9:05, the 6’4” CEO knows better than to throw japes at the DM

  • @SolarComms
    @SolarComms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    As a Dungeon Master..... I feel Matt's Pain. So very much. At the same time he is such a good sport and I find it hilarious.

  • @mangopudding7245
    @mangopudding7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Travis loosing sight of the Glitter Turtle and Matt holding it in his hand gave me life.

  • @misfitdragonintheskyandsta6296
    @misfitdragonintheskyandsta6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That turtle worm had to have been one of the most ridiculous fights XD

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Making my way to the worm."
    Me: The song to sing when drinking tequila

  • @xazz
    @xazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This is what level 13 D&D combat looks like everyone!!

  • @alexdihl3629
    @alexdihl3629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how yasha just love to scratch polymorphed creatures

  • @Bunshorandomsletters
    @Bunshorandomsletters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i love how a few episodes after this one they fight an ancient white dragon as a random encounter

    • @ssfbob456
      @ssfbob456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fear the wrath of the DM

  • @CptPanda29
    @CptPanda29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Weird who knew this worm had a lich and beholder buddy to call for backup? Roll initiative.

  • @JustinSIsTank
    @JustinSIsTank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I feel like 5:20 is the unknowing predecessor to "Aimee Carrero-Croc Wrangler" in eXu.

  • @itslexactually
    @itslexactually 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I rolled a 20!”
    “...Whoever rolled the highest was going to be the target.”
    *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

  • @phantasieandmirare
    @phantasieandmirare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gotta be honest, I was half falling asleep during this encounter but wanted to finish the episode so I missed a lot of this so thank you for making the turtle supercut.

  • @joebearjohn
    @joebearjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Just saying: CR does the best strategy of ending conflict by removing the ability of the threat
    Counterspell - maaaaaany times; most notably Scanlan vs Vecna
    Polymorph - *insert Will Smith presenting meme here*
    Feeblemind - Keyleth vs Raishan

  • @b3ast895
    @b3ast895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:05 Matt said “yeah?” But what he was really saying was “fuck around and find out”

  • @Andy-iq6rk
    @Andy-iq6rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Step 1 Polymorph. Step 2 hand the now near harmless creature to the best thrower in the party. Step 3 throw it over a cliff like the one Keyleith jumped from and wait for the splat.

  • @Macabrebifidus37
    @Macabrebifidus37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Hey, so Im thinking of playing D&D. Like...what happens? What do you do?” “....uh....well....🤷🏻‍♀️” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lngbrdninjamasta
    @Lngbrdninjamasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I Definitely needed that dance break in my life today

  • @Grimfaxe
    @Grimfaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wait what, how did Ashley know about our weird potato saying!? XD

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Polymorh and Plane shift are the most op combo to work.

  • @-X3R0
    @-X3R0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was such a funny and amazing episode.

  • @babserella2778
    @babserella2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My heart gets happy every time they make a Hamilton reference.

  • @Thomas-dw1nb
    @Thomas-dw1nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Somehow methinks this band of brave adventurers has not seen the last of that tiny turtle...

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The turtle snaps back into the worm in an hour... So spoilers, that's a no.😅

  • @skracha2
    @skracha2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Its not that Polymorph is a powerful spell
    Its not even that two casters in the party have that spell
    its that Matt doesn't fudged his dice for the purposes of an epic encounter
    Because that led to the whole table laughing their ass off
    And I think at the end of the day, that's the important of a dnd session

  • @PixelSageYT
    @PixelSageYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's funny when Travis is going really Matt you don't have a smaller turtle and Matt thinking no I don't but I have a second worm at 9:05 lmao

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'll be honest about these Hamilton jokes...
    _I'll never be satisfied._

  • @fire_playz5110
    @fire_playz5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love the Ashely dance break

  • @inkymermaid4041
    @inkymermaid4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is no one going to talk about the Mollymauk sticker on Taliesin's tablet?

  • @remmingtonreyburn8884
    @remmingtonreyburn8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is Travis just completely encompassing a soda can in his hand? Holy shit 0:15

  • @Mightymajin
    @Mightymajin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *MINOR SPOILER FOR EPISODE 120*
    So I'm guessing because of stuff like this is why Ep 120's encounter and assuming that future major enemies will have True Shape/can't be polymorphed.

  • @mariaelenagarciamolero1437
    @mariaelenagarciamolero1437 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really really hope they animate this fight xD

  • @darkdragonite120
    @darkdragonite120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    polymorph=get out of combat free card

  • @iasonastzene9151
    @iasonastzene9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's amazing how many things i don't notice during the stream O_O

  • @Krensharpaw
    @Krensharpaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This turtle is a BEAST!!! Lol

  • @XCrawlFan
    @XCrawlFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isocross' answer to Cadeusis' Control Water.

  • @mangopudding7245
    @mangopudding7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I just noticed: did you use the lemon-milk font? It’s literally my favorite font of all time.

    • @marisharaygun
      @marisharaygun  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha no, i use futura. they're pretty similar though!

  • @DrNeonGaming
    @DrNeonGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael Reeves is insanely proud

  • @tallysingatsby
    @tallysingatsby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    turtle supercut when

  • @Gyrhoe
    @Gyrhoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pet the totle!

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:35 Yasha fails the Voight-Kampff Test.

  • @MegaJufy
    @MegaJufy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Polymorph it into something weak, then cats paw it high up into the sky, then pop the Polymorph and let it take massive fall damage.

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wouldn't a Galapagos tortoise be taking damage over time from the cold climate or something?

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boring

    • @michaelturja1849
      @michaelturja1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For weather below 0 degrees Fahrenheit, at the end of every hour a creature who is exposed to the cold must make a DC 10 Constitution saving throw or gain 1 level of exhaustion. Creatures with immunity or resistance to cold damage automatically succeed along with any creatures wearing cold weather gear. So aside from Matt’s insane hail storms, the tortoise doesn’t have to worry about damage. It does however have to worry about levels of exhaustion if it were to be stuck as a tortoise for longer than an hour. If you get 6 levels of exhaustion, you die and thus a True Polymorph that kept it as a tortoise would most definitely be a death sentence.

  • @TheSpectacledSteve
    @TheSpectacledSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone noticed Matt's red hot chili peppers reference?

  • @madpuppysenpai
    @madpuppysenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    NooOO Tortoise cant swwim!!

  • @Zebulization
    @Zebulization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Turtle Kombat! a lesser known video game title by Midway Games

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder if they would've been able to attack the ice and not the turtle. Breaking the ice and having the turtle fall into the ice cold water.

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the turtle would have died and ice worm would have came back

    • @ashthathoth
      @ashthathoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SPACEHARICE I think as a turtle it would have been fine, it’s the tortoise that can’t swim which I think would have made it even funnier.

    • @gav7497
      @gav7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ashthathoth the turtle would die
      from the freezing water though.

  • @Sylani
    @Sylani ปีที่แล้ว

    still asking ... can I get a Marsisha?
    ore one bigger sister= :D

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why has snow and ice not killed a polymorphed but still seriously heavy and shrunken Galapagos Giant Tortoise being used as a curling stone?
    Did I Miss Anything?

  • @CRWM987
    @CRWM987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Attacking the highest roll just seemed dumb.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Resulted in a funny moment so I don’t really care