Die Hard Pitch Meeting

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  • @mikecauser
    @mikecauser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    When you accidentally drop a “well, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience” in a work zoom call and someone else in the meeting recognises the line 🤭

    • @1882Stu
      @1882Stu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Didn’t happen

    • @billkasperdotcom
      @billkasperdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@1882Stu Sure it did. I was on the call. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @1882Stu
      @1882Stu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@billkasperdotcom that doesn’t really work mate

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@1882Stu yes it does... barely an inconvenience...

    • @1882Stu
      @1882Stu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-Epiphany doesn’t work

  • @Or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again
    @Or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    “This guy’s really into communicating with dead bodies” pretty much sums up this and every other 80’s action movie I love so much.

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ Chris:
      I thought "ConAir" was a NINETIES movie...? 🤔

    • @Or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again
      @Or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joelspringman523 Eh? What’d I miss in the last year? I thought this was a Die Hard Pitch Meeting? Who said anything about ConAir?
      “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again
      About dead bodies as messages. Remember Dave Chappell in this movie?

    • @mccloysong
      @mccloysong ปีที่แล้ว

      John Wick likes

    • @ImDadidu
      @ImDadidu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbf he knows a fella that sees dead people so why not show them to others

  • @minimoe2807
    @minimoe2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    Answer for any plot hole, in any movie, ever:
    "Because that's what I wrote."
    "Fair enough."

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Okay then.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When that is said we "Need to get of my back", I mean his.

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I prefer "We need it so the movie can happen"

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On Xena they used "a wizard did it"

    • @Haannibal777
      @Haannibal777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Because that’s what I wrote” can be shortened to “Because “

  • @aidanweller8093
    @aidanweller8093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Literally anyone watching Die Hard for the first time when he cuts his feet: “Right, he’s not wearing any shoes and I know the entire history of that”

    • @meggypeggy100
      @meggypeggy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this comment at the exact moment that line played

    • @timothyhyena3106
      @timothyhyena3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Just the fax, ma'am..." lol

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like how in the NES video game of Die Hard you have a separate foot health and you're fixing your feet through the whole game. Foot HP is tight

  • @adarmironi5984
    @adarmironi5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Jake Peralta would be so furious about this video! 😂

    • @kennystudios126
      @kennystudios126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was looking through the comments just for this comment. Amazing

    • @agentcoulson2269
      @agentcoulson2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nice to see a fellow B99 fan here.

    • @donalvinwilson5177
      @donalvinwilson5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@agentcoulson2269 you are all good people B99 is tight lol

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coo coo coo coo cool

    • @michaelmacunfiltered667
      @michaelmacunfiltered667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fremulon Not a Doctor.

  • @yoyo21926
    @yoyo21926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    Only just realised how the computer changes in the background depending on when the movie was made.

    • @byronkennedy7203
      @byronkennedy7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Now I'm going to be looking in the background for that computer every time.

    • @yoyo21926
      @yoyo21926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@byronkennedy7203 It'll be super easy

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Even worse - I have to rewatch every episode ...

    • @signoffire9393
      @signoffire9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@yoyo21926 barely an inconvenience

    • @thetimk4720
      @thetimk4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Considering when the movie pitch is pitched is tight. Setting the background for the appropriate era is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @MrPuretrollin
    @MrPuretrollin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "So you got a Christmas movie for me"
    Liked in four seconds.

  • @DummyAccount
    @DummyAccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    "Villains with beauuuuuuuuutiful hair" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Villians with beauuuuuutiful hair are tight!

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It must have been really hard to cast so many bad guys with beautiful hair.

    • @dranzer5257
      @dranzer5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@artman2oo3 no it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dranzer5257 Oh REALLY?

  • @alekesam
    @alekesam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    In reference to the "Now I have a machine gun" bit, it's one of the really odd changes they made from the book. In the book it's,"Now *we* have a machinegun" because McClaine was trying to make Hans think there was more than one guy in the building roaming around.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Interesting, but unless we see John talking this over with himself in one of his classic talks-to-himself scenes, I don't think it would be very apparent why the message would read "we" and audiences would just be confused. If we do see him explaining it to himself for the benefit of an audience, it would lose its impact when we first see the message simultaneous to Hans reading it.
      When adapting any piece of work, always do what's best for the new medium.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@FlatOnHisFace IMO it's also better for the film that the bad guys know there's only one guy. Their disbelief and irritation with McClane being a "fly in the ointment" wouldn't be as effective otherwise.

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    “I can’t just have people taking off their shoes without some juicy back story.”
    I’m dead.

    • @mantrox
      @mantrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's great, now we can use your body to communicate

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quentin Tarantino would approve....or maybe not, he likes feet....so he'd probably say "screw the story!"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dying is TIGHT

    • @alefhenry9361
      @alefhenry9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quentin Tarantino in a nutshell, i guess

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tarantino has entered the chat.

  • @SavageDawgJoshua
    @SavageDawgJoshua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Fun fact:
    Hans Gruber's (Alan Rickman's) look of panicked shock when he's dropped is real. They dropped him early to achieve that look.

    • @SirSpinalColumn
      @SirSpinalColumn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Savage Dawg I do remember hearing that somewhere. Effective but super mean lol

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Method directing.

    • @grigorov3323
      @grigorov3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Memorizing facts from documentaries on Netflix is TIGHT

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      B Grigoroff - 😂😂😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼

    • @r_a_
      @r_a_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

  • @opinionatedbachelor5803
    @opinionatedbachelor5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Streching Bad Boys? Pure Gold

    • @awfulbill9283
      @awfulbill9283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *t i g h t*

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @jemielnic not sure you know what feminist means

    • @DummyAccount
      @DummyAccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was that a jab at the movies Bad Boys?

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awfulbill9283 they were tight until they were stretched. Now they're supe easy.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DummyAccount yeah. But what ya gonna do?

  • @fishyc150
    @fishyc150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Die hard". First used in 1811 in the peninsula war. During the battle of Albuera Lieutenant-Colonel inglis was wounded by canister shot. Despite his injuries, Inglis refused to retire from the battle but remained with the regimental colours, encouraging his men with the words "Die hard 57th, die hard!" as they came under intense pressure from a French attack.The 'Die Hards' subsequently became the West Middlesex’s regimental nickname."

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really do appreciate a bit of history now and then, especially from someone who seems to have done his (her?) homework.

    • @timothyhyena3106
      @timothyhyena3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I think they pretty much missed the point of the entire movie.

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the screen writer couldn't think of a movie name until he looked under the hood of his car and saw a Die Hard battery. That battery company should sue.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds incredibly implausible - derivations from unverifiable utterances are very rare indeed, not least because the originator cited in Wikipedia from which you lifted this is an undistinguished officer carrying a workaday injury in a humdrum battle. Besides, these sentimental gleanings tend to be more frequently derived from American military folk tales, eg 54 40 or fight (yuk).
      The older phrase is "old habits die hard": almost literally, it is difficult to give up an ingrained habit held for a long time. Here's a better citation.
      According to Gregory Titleman's America's Popular Proverbs and Sayings, this expression has been traced back to 1450, but it does provide references to this earlier use and we were unable to find any verification online. The first known citation in the USA is in an article by Benjamin Franklin printed in London Chronicle in December 1758.
      The noun die-hard, meaning a person who vigorously resists changes, is extrapolated from this proverb.

  • @datboi7669
    @datboi7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    This series is like legal crack my dude. Keep up your amazing work!

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've done crack?

    • @alphanova01
      @alphanova01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably still do

    • @downrightfiercerare1565
      @downrightfiercerare1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear I've been watching these vids for like the past 2 days lol

    • @am234523
      @am234523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Analogies comparing things to illicit street drugs is TIGHT!

    • @bigguy8435
      @bigguy8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@am234523 yeah yeah yeah

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6014

    Having a debate for 3 decades if Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not is *TIGHT.*

    • @Arunanshu_Shukla
      @Arunanshu_Shukla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ryan is just awsome , he is a nightmare for all production houses!!! 😆😆

    • @ura4321
      @ura4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just like "Home Alone"

    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I never realised people ever considered it a Christmas Movie

    • @myaccount__7269
      @myaccount__7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@liamwalton4183 why isn't it? It has santa hats, Christmas party, and it's awesome. Def a Christmas movie

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's not

  • @rooseveltNovember
    @rooseveltNovember 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I love watching the evolution of these two characters. If you watch an early episode and then a recent one, you can see the difference in enthusiasm. Seriously awesome to see the development here.

    • @brunofreitas9314
      @brunofreitas9314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's more character development in this serie, than in almost all characters in movies today.

    • @frontiergibberish
      @frontiergibberish ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seeing character development in series is tight!

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also think that in the current ones he goes a bit more in depth. For example, if it was done today he would likely question that Al as a desk jockey has a marked police car for driving to and from work, or that he says he hasn't been able to fire his gun in years but LAPD requires firearm qualification every 6 months.

    • @thedoctor3528
      @thedoctor3528 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think the difference is just that ryan is more comfortable on camera now and his comedy/acting skills have naturally gotten better along with his charisma

    • @joeweaver9913
      @joeweaver9913 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The actor who plays the script writer is a more nuanced actor

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I watch this film every year no matter wether people say it's a Christmas movie or not

  • @ericfisher9513
    @ericfisher9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    That kid that guy shot.....was Steve Urkel

    • @alecpowers3453
      @alecpowers3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      After that he said did i do that

    • @soulassassin4847
      @soulassassin4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment lol

    • @legolad7477
      @legolad7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deserved it

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You peeped that

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then Urkel’s ghost gave him a disapproving frown and said, “Look what you did.”

  • @Dmassey21990
    @Dmassey21990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Half screen rants views have to come from pitch meetings (and people like me who leave autoplay on and end up on a list video), literally the only content of theirs that I'll willingly click to watch

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is other stuff on this channel?
      Actually would like to know what else on screen rant he does, cause I'd watch it. The rest of their stuff is so eh.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This Ryan guy is selling himself short, he need to be producing these things for himself and not Screenshit.

    • @heavymetalmusichead4969
      @heavymetalmusichead4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Everything else is an absolute waste of time

  • @Milan-db3uy
    @Milan-db3uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I watched all pitch meetings in 2 days after finding these videos including Ryan's other funny videos still no sign of getting bored!

    • @Jdub22447
      @Jdub22447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sonu Sharma binging pitch meetings is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @Milan-db3uy
      @Milan-db3uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jdub22447 You are Tight!
      I mean right"

    • @Jdub22447
      @Jdub22447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sonu Sharma whoops

    • @Milan-db3uy
      @Milan-db3uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jdub22447 whoopsy

    • @FatThor55
      @FatThor55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Milan-db3uy i think its whoopsie, but if not whoops

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "So you have a Christmas movie for me?"
    "Yep..."
    Debate. Settled.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's almost like you didn't watch the rest of the video. lol

  • @daywalker3735
    @daywalker3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Anybody else LOVE when he says "I don't know!"

  • @Argythecorgi
    @Argythecorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Making an action movie into a Christmas movie is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @hseldon524
      @hseldon524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh really

    • @yuothineyesasian
      @yuothineyesasian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shane Black does it on accident sometimes...

    • @chriswyatt9869
      @chriswyatt9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fitting how your profile pic is Jake peralta. The biggest die hard fan ever

    • @Sir_Zombie1ted
      @Sir_Zombie1ted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is tight

  • @setokaiba6758
    @setokaiba6758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Die Hard” died while testing errectile dysfunction medication. I just about died laughing, and stopping was super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just bought some Depends because I thought you said "very much an incontinence."

  • @griffin3508
    @griffin3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "He killed a kid and lost his cop mojo, it was tragic tht he lost his cop mojo"
    90's movies were just straight up savage😂😂😂

    • @nikolatovar9884
      @nikolatovar9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Except this was an eighties movie, but fair enough.

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pretty sure in the movie it was sad that he shot a kid.

    • @lajeandom
      @lajeandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it was pretty close to the 90s...I feel like all the best 80s movies were released in the second half of the 80s

    • @dy120481
      @dy120481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lajeandom Your feelings are wrong.

    • @imperial109
      @imperial109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He must have shot a white kid. Pretty sure that during that time in LA if he shot a black kid he would have probably been promoted.

  • @Guiltyconscience83
    @Guiltyconscience83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    He's really into communicating with people using dead body's... I'm dead

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The suspense is killing me - dead body's what?

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The main plot of 'Sixth Sense' :
      HJ Osment: "I see dead people! ... They don't know that they're dead!!"
      B Willis: "Have you tried... *communicating* with them?"
      :)

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@demizson576 THIS comment was TIGHT! :)

    • @johncelcius2976
      @johncelcius2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it bad when i heard that one!!! Genius!

    • @Tipzyyy
      @Tipzyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did he communicate using your body

  • @burhanullahkhan8712
    @burhanullahkhan8712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Do a pitch meeting of The Mask

    • @razoranderson38
      @razoranderson38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So much yes.

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then Son Of The Mask.

    • @anugrahashok2914
      @anugrahashok2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes please

    • @DavidRay39
      @DavidRay39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@giovannigiovanni.7220 that'll be tight.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd vote that sometime during the pitch meeting, he wears the mask. Then everything becomes super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @KDP_Beaver
    @KDP_Beaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every person who disliked this video grew up with parents that didn’t love them...
    Brilliant pitch meeting. Please never stop making these.

  • @martinmccomb2856
    @martinmccomb2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Would you please do a pitch meeting for RoboCop? The original

    • @Reggie2000
      @Reggie2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doing Robocop is tight. 😁

    • @martinmccomb2856
      @martinmccomb2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doing Robocop might be tight... But shredder is most likely lmao

    • @GreatQubik
      @GreatQubik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG yes this we really need!

  • @kegsofvomitspit
    @kegsofvomitspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “But this guy’s really into communicating using dead bodies” is a beautifully crafted Sixth Sense/Bruce Willis crossover reference.
    Well played, good sir.

    • @michaelmacunfiltered667
      @michaelmacunfiltered667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ahh, nice catch there. I didn't get that til' now. 👍👍

    • @johndough4422
      @johndough4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      didn't even think of that

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelmacunfiltered667: I don’t think I noticed till I’d seen this a few times myself. Ryan George (and his writing team, if he has one) truly puts some work into these.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wished that he ended the sentence with "...using body language.".

    • @CCFONESOL
      @CCFONESOL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think they are only talking about all of the dead bodies he used in Die Hard to communicate things...Ho! Ho! Ho!
      Sixth sense was dead people (ghosts) not corpses.

  • @otiliadragan7963
    @otiliadragan7963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I want that t-shirt saying ‘super easy barely an inconvenience’

    • @MadaraUchiha116st
      @MadaraUchiha116st 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otilia Dragan Facts 💯💯💯

    • @ravpowell4362
      @ravpowell4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Otilia Dragan I’d buy that ... for more than a dollar!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make it a Tight one

    • @Dudemon-1
      @Dudemon-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tobyhart8515 Undersized shirts are TIGHT!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dudemon-1 yes sir they are.

  • @Cross3061980
    @Cross3061980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Right off the bat calling it a Christmas movie gets all my love and respect

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "Died while testing erectile dysfunction drugs"
    Ryan, you have a dark, dark sense of humor.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is by far not even close to the darkest thing he has said in any given episode.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SmokeymcJoint420 Not denying that. For example, "nuns are tight".

    • @arabemmy6229
      @arabemmy6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget baby junk (deadpool2)

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arabemmy6229 Oh yeah, that one was good!

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought he was going to say he was electrocuted by a car battery

  • @BrianJChagnon
    @BrianJChagnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As much as I absolutely love these old pitch meetings, it’s unreal how much Ryan has improved over the past few years.

  • @philipyoung333
    @philipyoung333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If I was told I could only watch one TH-cam channel I would choose this one. Just endless laughs. You guys do a great job with these.

    • @CaptainSlow2469
      @CaptainSlow2469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watching one TH-cam channel is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. There isn't a single entertainer on this platform, that I love more than Ryan.

  • @keithtelesmanich2058
    @keithtelesmanich2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “My uncle died while testing erectile dis function pills”. Same bro😔

    • @davidgifford8112
      @davidgifford8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was the funniest line.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That...was the funniest joke ever in Pitch Meetings.

    • @horyalpr
      @horyalpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did he die harder with a vengeance?

    • @keithtelesmanich2058
      @keithtelesmanich2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayzenitram9621 yea his mega boner was vengeful

  • @kellymartin8090
    @kellymartin8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You, sir, are simply brilliant! If Hollywood had any brains at all....and gathering from your screen rants, they don’t, they’d grab you up in a hot minute.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw Die Hard rereleased in cinema on Christmas Eve 2018 with my brother and our buddy. Worth every penny.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "It's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
    I love that every time.

  • @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka
    @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lethal Weapon, Die Hard 1,2 & The Long Kiss Goodnight are great Christmas classics lol !

  • @cyronara2344
    @cyronara2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "so you have a Christmas movie for me"
    Me a person who has never seen die hard: *WHAT*

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You should definitely see it. One of the greatest films of all time.

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a good action movie but don't start thinking it is an actual Christmas movie. It's like he said later in this episode. The only reason people call it a Christmas movie is because it takes place at Christmas time and the Christmas party as a reason for going to the building.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ericbeilmann3649 Booo! Die Hard is totally a Christmas movie! It features a main character who recognizes the importance of love and family, and the film ends with "Let It Snow" playing over the credits. If you can't feel the holiday spirit from this movie, then you don't have a soul!

    • @foxbat1766
      @foxbat1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christmas Double Feature: Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.

    • @jonb338
      @jonb338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ericbeilmann3649 no it's my favorite Christmas movie followed by home alone. What do you watch for Christmas?

  • @stevespyder
    @stevespyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love how you always throw in the phrase 'something something something is tight...' in every meeting

  • @dustinhooks7122
    @dustinhooks7122 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please do a pitch meeting on Heat!!!!! I am surprised that you haven't already.

  • @kungfucommando1642
    @kungfucommando1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It just ain’t Christmas at our house until we see miracle on 64th st, it’s a wonderful life, and Hans Gruber falling off of Nakatomi tower.

  • @zelgkopitar8799
    @zelgkopitar8799 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Stretching out bad boys is tight" is going to live rent free in my head now.

  • @nickgreen4731
    @nickgreen4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love it that this treatment works even on movies that are genuinely good.

  • @danielheflick1529
    @danielheflick1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Normally am on board with the superfluous plotholes you criticize, but honestly, having McClane lose his shoes because he was "changing" would have seemed far more contrived than the actual reason given in the film.

  • @EnigmaSixx
    @EnigmaSixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like when he says things are tight and then realizes how wrong it sounds.😂😂😂 Always my favorite part of these videos.

  • @hexistenz
    @hexistenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Was he killed in the line of duty? No, he died while testing erectile disfunction drugs”
    LOOOOOOOOL

  • @drw4ever57
    @drw4ever57 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    we have two types of people in this world, those who think die hard is a christmas movie and those who are wrong

  • @anjelom3018
    @anjelom3018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that watching all his pitches basically gives me a fair idea of each movies in minutes. and catch up on all the ones I haven't ever seen XD thank you got saving me the hours Ryan!

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Please do the Back to the Future movies. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

    • @mujariwa3696
      @mujariwa3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Brian Cairns 😂 I'm just imagining Scriptwriter Guy's expression when he hears that.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Brian Cairns His super hot mom is TIGHT, wait, that sound wrong! LOL

  • @cymbol73
    @cymbol73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These are such great, fun, insightful deconstructions. Please don't change a thing. So well done!

  • @jadon2712
    @jadon2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    If Jake Peralta watched he’d be Pissed
    99

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i am re-watching pitch meetings. I think I finished them all and a pitch meeting weekly is not enough to satisfy the craving...

    • @woodbbl
      @woodbbl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam constantly suggests pitch meetings I've already seen multiple times. I constantly click through to watch them again. No, this isn't a complaint.

  • @JayJay-sk3iu
    @JayJay-sk3iu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Stretching out bad boys is tight.” Best line ever.

  • @drumhead89
    @drumhead89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I've started saying "Whoops. Whoopsie" way too much in my everyday life lmao

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoops!
      Whoopsie!

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try to wean yourself to just saying, "Whoops!" Then, be pleasantly surprised when someone replies, "Whoopsie!" I know it looks kinda like the same guy, but these two words are always said by different people in these sketches.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Right, he's not wearing any shoes and I know the entire history of that."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonyprice434
    @anthonyprice434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I told my Wife who had never seen it before that it was a Christmas movie just so I could watch it again!! Hahaha

    • @LeoTheDarkAngel
      @LeoTheDarkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what my ex-boyfriend told me, too. You could say I was a "die hard fan" of Alan Rickman back then (which my bf also knew) and now I hate this film with a passion.

    • @anthonyprice434
      @anthonyprice434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeoTheDarkAngel hahaha, so he played the ole "his your favourite actor" routine, whilst I went down the Christmas movie route!!! Hahaha🤣🤣 classic guy moves!!

    • @LeoTheDarkAngel
      @LeoTheDarkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonyprice434 Well, I read in the internet that Alan Rickman was in Die Hard and mentioned it and he was all like "It's a christmas movie actually and it's christmas soon. Wanna watch?" I really wish we would've watched "Love actually" instead 🙄😂

    • @anthonyprice434
      @anthonyprice434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeoTheDarkAngel 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @LeoTheDarkAngel
      @LeoTheDarkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyprice434 Was probably my first reaction, too, when I watched it with my mother 😂
      But I liked some of the actors.

  • @adiosm57
    @adiosm57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reason that you don't get enough "likes" from all great quality and full of wit is, we just wanna keep seeing more and more of this!

  • @superverse6367
    @superverse6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have decided that i never need to watch another movie these pitch meeting sum it up to well.

  • @marclewis5505
    @marclewis5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've become a big fan of these pitch meetings it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!😂😁

  • @rc-wl6od
    @rc-wl6od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I expected this one to just be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" over and over.

  • @caseywalters6197
    @caseywalters6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So you have a Christmas Movie for me...The best opening for this

  • @Y0deler
    @Y0deler 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You really should do the rest of the series!! Love the videos!!!

  • @StoriedTreasures
    @StoriedTreasures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "So you have a Christmas movie for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, its gonna be super violent'
    "What?"
    *Mashes like button*
    Thats all it took LOL had me at the opening line HAHAHA!

    • @sysaysyvoravong6676
      @sysaysyvoravong6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That kid that guy shot.....was Steve Urkel

    • @kernm6400
      @kernm6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have enough faith in Ryan to like before the video starts

  • @hunterhanley524
    @hunterhanley524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need pitches for all of the Die Hard series. Especially Die Hard 2 and Die Hard with a Vengeance!

  • @An0nymous_L0gic
    @An0nymous_L0gic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    die hard is a Christmas movie, confirmed

  • @bleckybob
    @bleckybob 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Stretching out bad boys is tight”
    Oh dear god. An apology isn’t enough for that sentence lol

  • @davidwilliambarker
    @davidwilliambarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Recently saw Die Hard for the first time. Loved it. This. Was. Hilarious. Thank you, Merry Christmas, and never stop Pitch Meetinging!

  • @wills2397
    @wills2397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pirates of the Caribbean pitch meetings! One for each movie lol I love these they’re hilarious!!

  • @markschepker6506
    @markschepker6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would love to see all of the Die Hard movies done. Love your videos. Awesome content.

  • @Silverheart575
    @Silverheart575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Being early to a Screen Rant video is tight!

    • @calebwilson7084
      @calebwilson7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It doesn't get any TIGHTER then that

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being late is barely an inconvenience 👍

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kobrien4121 And Super Easy!

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I admire your restraint in not adding, "I'm sure that won't age poorly," after the line about the cop killing the kid who was playing with a toy gun. But clearly I don't have the same restraint.

  • @Jaxom35x
    @Jaxom35x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason why this is a christmas movie is because christmas is an intregal part of the plot. A corporation having a christmas party for the higher executives is the only way to have those executives all together after hours in the workplace that would be known by anyone that might be interested in that knowledge as it wouldn't be really work related. The pure fact it happens on christmas isn't the key factor, but that happening on christmas is why it happened at all is the reason it's a christmas move.

  • @alexr.3136
    @alexr.3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Die Hard: A Christmas Story" should be the new movie title, from now on!

  • @RehctubNomis
    @RehctubNomis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this movie, it's practically perfect, apart from all those things you mentioned...

  • @sfer1
    @sfer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Die Hard isn't A Christmas movie. It's THE GREATEST Christmas movie of all time.

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved it when Ritchman looked at the camera and went "It's Gruberin' Time!"

  • @bozedewolf1234
    @bozedewolf1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This guy is like really into communicating using dead bodies!"

  • @alexanderunguez9633
    @alexanderunguez9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "How did he lose the bad guys if he's leaving a trail of blood?" Let's be honest, Die Hard's KD ratio is so the only way that they'd be able to track him is by following the clean mop trail that he'd leave through the pools of blood.

  • @itsrp53
    @itsrp53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Die Hard joke was one of the best i have heard in my entire life.... Lmao!🤣🤣

  • @rumanuu
    @rumanuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite series on TH-cam hasn't let me down 👍

  • @rajaiyer79
    @rajaiyer79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only have 1 gripe. When Ryan breaks character and says that "This is Ryan" and that there are "Tons of other videos." Dude! We know. We are all binge watching this awesomeness. Have a less ScreenRanry outro :)

  • @matthaeus7762
    @matthaeus7762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The best Xmas film

    • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
      @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Iron man 3*

    • @HorrorMetalDnD
      @HorrorMetalDnD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Eyes Wide Shut. Is that the kind of world you want to live in?

    • @matthaeus7762
      @matthaeus7762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Wales i was joking

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it's a God damn Bruce Willis movie."-Bruce Willis.

  • @hansgrueber8169
    @hansgrueber8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Die Hard?!, naming movies after car batteries is Tight!!"

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, we WERE gonna go with Megatron but, ya know, Transformers, LOL

    • @Robi2009
      @Robi2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's nothing. In Poland they didn't know how to translate "Die Hard", so they went with "Glass Trap". It was all OK, until sequels came and there wasn't any glass but the title stayed...

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Robi2009 wait they went with Glass trap? I don't why but I find that hilarious. Did they just watch the first hlf hour or so and go, Hey he's trapped and there's glass. we gotta get going so Glass Trap it is.

    • @Robi2009
      @Robi2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memyself898 yup, really. Polish title is "Szklana pułapka", which means "Glass trap". TBH, diehard is difficult to translate, but they could've think of something better. I remember when in high school during English class we had charades, when you had to show the title of a movie to the class. I got "Die hard" and asked the teacher can I show Polish one, she said no and my classmate immediately guessed the correct movie just because it is so hard to show the original one :)

    • @Tim_the_Enchanter
      @Tim_the_Enchanter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Bruce Willis is now actually advertising those batteries in a parody of this movie is the very definition of America.

  • @TheDoomWizard
    @TheDoomWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's 2021 & I regularly catch myself walking around my apartment saying "barely an inconvenience!" & "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."

  • @BandidoInocente44
    @BandidoInocente44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:41 - Of course it s a christmas movie,it has chistmas songs snd everything

  • @kylek9684
    @kylek9684 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They obviously wanted it to be a Christmas movie ...the wifes name is HOLLY...... this debate is over.

  • @Ravens_and_Lilies14
    @Ravens_and_Lilies14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one ever brings up the other epic Christmas action movie gifted to us by the 80’s - Lethal Weapon.

  • @SamLowryDZ-015
    @SamLowryDZ-015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's up there with other great Xmas movies such as
    Terry Gilliam's Brazil and The Wild Geese.

  • @MetalGamer666
    @MetalGamer666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have a few disagreements with the studio guy:
    0:55 - John doesn't want to just leave his wife behind.
    1:09 - Argyle didn't know about the terrorist attack until much later.
    2:30 - By firing his gun he would risk revealing his position to the terrorists. Throwing a body doesn't really make much sound from the position he throws it.

  • @parrishhetzler8809
    @parrishhetzler8809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey how bout 90'S ROMEO AND JULIET

  • @outofthegrave4073
    @outofthegrave4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'd be curious to see how you would pitch The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet it would be the same as every other episode.

    • @WillRobinson
      @WillRobinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be the only other use for "stretching bad boys is TIGHT!"

  • @2-minutephysiatry506
    @2-minutephysiatry506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Communicating by dead bodies" is tight !!

  • @silviadipez6585
    @silviadipez6585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Producer's facial expressions are TIGHT! ❤

  • @itsaashish
    @itsaashish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please do a hilarious one for the Alien Vs. Predator ones. Both of them! 😂😂😂😂

  • @aidanweller8162
    @aidanweller8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The greatest Christmas movie, Die Hard is tight, old sport.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just rewatched it yesterday, still an awesome movie and some of the effects are realy great

  • @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS
    @CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Shoe removal exposition is TIGHT!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can just picture CinemaSins actually complaining that the bare feet weren’t explained before. Ding! 🛎

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad the consensus now is that Die Hard IS a Christmas movie! 🎄🎅