[Vinesauce] Shitty [REDACTED] Fan Games - The Full Supercut

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  • EDIT: Throughout this video, I use a specific word to refer to the loud and sudden noises present in the games (ear r*pe). I was young and did not have the context or the knowledge as to why that word might be offensive to survivors of sexual assault and for that I would like to apologize. Words like that should not be thrown around and compared to things that, being honest, do not compare to the horrors and traumatic repercussions of sexual assault. For this, I would like to apologize for my past language used in this video and the Sonic video. Sexual assault is a serious topic not to be joked about in any sense and I regret putting that kind of language in a video.
    Vinny goes through hell and back to play the worst of the worst that fans of the [REDACTED] series have shat out on the internet for the world to see, with Sticky Keys, bad MIDIs at full volume, and other things that only cause pain and anguish. NOW OVER 37 MINUTES LONG
    Here it is, the full cut of both parts. This version is updated with better looking fonts and drop-shadows over certain text to make them stand out more.
    CHECK OUT VINNY'S ORIGINAL VIDEOS AND SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
    / vinesauce
    • [Vinesauce] Vinny - Sh...
    • [Vinesauce] Vinny - Sh...
    • [Vinesauce] Vinny - Sh...
    • [Vinesauce] Vinny - Sh...
    Music -
    "Move to the Mambo" - [REDACTED] Party 2
    "Happy Happy Christmas" - Drax

ความคิดเห็น • 297

  • @CrazyRiverOtter
    @CrazyRiverOtter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I'm actually the developer of Super Anjelo Province, and I'm working on a sort-of sequel to it. A friend is planning out a remake for it, too. I'm glad my actions have created the timeline where Sargent Pepper never came out, Kennedy is alive, and Clinton never met Monica.

    • @JettJamesGD
      @JettJamesGD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      thats pretty nice

    • @nitroturbo7869
      @nitroturbo7869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's pretty cool, honestly. Your game is fairly good for what it is, but just remember to address the control issue. All ya have to do is reduce the sliding and it would be fine.

    • @samurairedneck7289
      @samurairedneck7289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, I think Angelo's Province was radical.

    • @sumspartan8396
      @sumspartan8396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good gam looks like a game you would play on a T-i83 calculator

    • @kmoney2334
      @kmoney2334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also think that timeline prevented the Twin Towers from getting destroyed

  • @personalaccount7130
    @personalaccount7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Does anyone else find it suspicious how both Vinny and Joel once knew a kid who ate glue and expected there to be Super Mario 65?
    #joelisnotreal
    #joelisjustaswedishimpersonation
    #vinesauceconspiracy

    • @CrazyRiverOtter
      @CrazyRiverOtter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I feel like everyone who grew up in the 90's has met a kid like that.

    • @cafuneandchill
      @cafuneandchill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Vinny and Joel are the same man, come on

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      One of them ate glue.

    • @yupjuliansje
      @yupjuliansje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i had a friend in high school that liked to lick a congealed ball of glue throughout the day. at the time i had no judgement over his habits, but now it's just funny, he turned out alright.

    • @bungholio1586
      @bungholio1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CrazyRiverOtter I was that kid that ate the glue

  • @kazumakanjifreak3010
    @kazumakanjifreak3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?
    Are you desirable in enabling the function known as Adhesive Plastic Inputs?
    Would you be remiss in procuring functionality toward an operating system's handicaps accessible feature which owns the forthright title of Adhesive Plastic Panel Inputs?

    • @joeybear8277
      @joeybear8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      wanna tern on stiky kees brah?

    • @wohdinhel
      @wohdinhel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      wan stik

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stikeys.

    • @amoru1012
      @amoru1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sticky?

  • @HelixSquid
    @HelixSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Incase anybody is wondering what the image at 3:06 says, it says:
    "Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech.. I don't have any stars of invincibility... but your the brightest star in the sky tonight for me.. I'm your Luigi"

    • @Snowifawn
      @Snowifawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eyy Starbomb

    • @johbo81
      @johbo81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ballad of Luigi Bullshit

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      typical nerdcore trash

  • @biddyfox
    @biddyfox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I think it's under appreciated that Super Mario Pandemonium ended with MIDI Louie Louie

  • @cadabuginarug
    @cadabuginarug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    3:06 I refuse to acknowledge that picture’s existence

    • @ravenholm3775
      @ravenholm3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I second that

    • @MegaMawileTheNommer
      @MegaMawileTheNommer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What? You don't like Ninja Sex Party Lyrics?

    • @cadabuginarug
      @cadabuginarug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mega Mawile I mean I can’t take them seriously when I’m looking at bomberman in a dress

    • @hollyfelis4197
      @hollyfelis4197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      then why _did_ you acknowledge it

    • @johbo81
      @johbo81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Acknowledge what

  • @citrus183
    @citrus183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I now realize that vinny had no idea who Popple was when he played this

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Or a New Age Retro Hippie from EarthBound.

    • @dededethesuperstarwarrior
      @dededethesuperstarwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Which is pretty sad. Imagine his reaction if he already had played Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.

  • @lizardfishbird
    @lizardfishbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The “wtf is this music” in Super Mario Melatonin was one of the bonus soundtracks from Wario Land 4, I believe

  • @ethanmontgomery6132
    @ethanmontgomery6132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I love the scale of how hard the ear rape is by Vinny's barely audible scream as it pops up.

  • @guil4916
    @guil4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Why did I go through so much trouble to see Bomberman as Peach? Kill me already

  • @Consleazy
    @Consleazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That snare at 12:40 fucking slayed me

  • @SkelWT
    @SkelWT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    19:45 Legend says that Thomas is still screwing tanks to this day

  • @lyoselli
    @lyoselli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love the "all rights reserved" in one of the games. Like, whose rights are you reserving here?

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All’s

  • @PS3tronic
    @PS3tronic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    13:28 That scared the bajeezus out of me more than the bahs.

  • @inscottable
    @inscottable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I waited 9 months for this.
    Gotta say, it was absolutely worth the wait.

  • @snowblind112
    @snowblind112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    15:07 The editing here made me laugh so hard.

  • @meatblazestudios3778
    @meatblazestudios3778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:13 Funny how the clock reads "420" when Gabbie dies...

  • @davidchirinos1366
    @davidchirinos1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know, for being a fan edit, I’d say it’s pretty good! The edits were on point at times, and it never was too obnoxious. I enjoyed it from start to finish. Nice job man!

  • @hamburgerhelper1828
    @hamburgerhelper1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    super mario melatonin accuratly depicts what it is like when I take melatonin. I think some people just have a nightmare response to melatonin, and the creator tried to replicate that

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sticky Keys: The Stream: The Experience: The Suffering: Coming Soon to DVD and VHS.

  • @vanille0378
    @vanille0378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The drug-trip Mario game looks like absolute fun. I think that's the only good one here.

  • @racheltiffany9892
    @racheltiffany9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:05 o h

  • @gunner9037
    @gunner9037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the editing is so fucking good im dying from laughter the entire time

  • @filletofish2200
    @filletofish2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nobody:
    PC: *do you want to turn on sticky keys*

  • @nolan8598
    @nolan8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I need a "Just What I Needed: But It's Sung by Mario"

  • @nolan8598
    @nolan8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wish OJ Simpson and Cthuhlu never left SNL. Their later work was just never as good.

  • @tidemarks
    @tidemarks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i don't know why but i think i burst a lung when the legend of popple opened 17:13

  • @Coaltergeist
    @Coaltergeist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    17:56 did Ben Garrison make this game?

  • @Grovfu
    @Grovfu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:52
    LUT

  • @ShielderCortolo
    @ShielderCortolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:19
    Cowboy McKraid.
    I'm not sorry.

  • @dhappy1220
    @dhappy1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:52 dat timing tho

  • @Taha632RMF
    @Taha632RMF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I can walk on the water, thank god because there's no way I was gonna be able to platform across that"
    -Jesus

  • @kazumakanjifreak3010
    @kazumakanjifreak3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    LET'S

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's something very nostalgic and charming about mario fan/flash games. The compressed music, the mismatched assets, the general incompetence combined by the earnest effort to make something fun...
    ...on the other hand there's also something quite creepy and uncanny about them. Seeing these familiar characters, graphics and music in a weird unofficial game made by some random guy from Russia or something and played on a seedy website is unsettling to say the least.

  • @SonicPman
    @SonicPman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Interesting to see how the March 31st joke is still in effect.

  • @Pc_98_Fan
    @Pc_98_Fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What if you
    Wanted to save the princess
    But the game said
    "Just what i needed!"

  • @anonymouscat02
    @anonymouscat02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:17 - And that's how Luigi got terminal 7 brain cancer

  • @Carson2127
    @Carson2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The editing is phenomenal.

  • @elizabethbuczkowski7188
    @elizabethbuczkowski7188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite part was Vinny complaining about the unnecessarily loud snare drum.

  • @thepoppets1052
    @thepoppets1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking see what you did there you clever bastard putting the fatal exception at 4:04

  • @kingding9542
    @kingding9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:14 when you want to be a loving parent

  • @chuckporter9526
    @chuckporter9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No, I *don't wanna* TURN ON *STICKY KEYS*!!!

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of grammatical errors in these games is quite upsetting.

  • @goldensans115
    @goldensans115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:06
    imagine being asked to draw this

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    _let's_ -

  • @frozenwario5799
    @frozenwario5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    vinny has tiny babby hand
    small hankndd

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:07 I’m just gonna spare you the pain of what it is, so I’m just gonna say: it’s bomberman and luigi, you can figure out the rest

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, funny story about that. When I was making this way back in August 2017, I was trying to find a picture of luigi in a bomberman suit like in the game. So I looked up "bomberman luigi" on google images and found that image that you are refering to. I decided that it would be funny to put it in the video anyway, so I did.

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sponge Magic god why

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not?

    • @CrusaderX20
      @CrusaderX20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You keep apearing everywhere

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What can I say? I get around.

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gabbie from Super Mario World 8 is litterally Giana from The Great Giana Sisters...

  • @rpm297
    @rpm297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's the Mario version of Action 52, but far worse.

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, at least 2/3 of the game library aren't space shooters.

  • @GarfQC
    @GarfQC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:10 dongey kong

  • @vincells
    @vincells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    [REDACTED]

  • @raxdrawings2-canalsecundar760
    @raxdrawings2-canalsecundar760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:37 oh wow, this drums is so fucking loud!

  • @steventechno
    @steventechno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These games= when you prefer Drag n' Drop over proper Coding (or copy/paste code from examples/modified libraries)
    ....With obvious exceptions, such as Normal Mario, Angelo Province, and a few others.

  • @FlareShift
    @FlareShift 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    you found a way to make the bahs more annoying! "bah!" i died.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    31:48 Mario gets Gonorrhea

  • @luchoyt510
    @luchoyt510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:12 That Is a Creepy Luigi

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!

  • @sillyname3969
    @sillyname3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Song when toad consume drung is Tenacious D - Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) in case anybody is wondering

  • @SomeGuy-tr2hi
    @SomeGuy-tr2hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:00
    Sticky Keys: Activates
    Mario: *oof*

  • @goose6360
    @goose6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vinny actually correctly referred to tremolo with the shit map song in "kill bowser", BUT, only if he was talking about guitar pedals. Since, for whatever dumbfuck reason, they named the two backwards. So if you bought a tremolo pedal, it'd have a vibrato effect, and if you bought a vibrato pedal, itd have a tremolo effect. I dont know why sweetwater and overloud do that, but, they do, so, now we know. Vinny probably made the mistake because he mainly plays the guitar and, speaking as a guitarist, probably doesn't immediately think of music theory when talking about music, which is... look we're all frauds pretending we know how music works because we're confused. In conclusion,
    Haha binty funi maro gaeme I lick funy duckk sonde

  • @shibakun8700
    @shibakun8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Snare drums were kind of lit.

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    S U P E R
    *N U T*
    S U P E R
    *N U T*

  • @johbo81
    @johbo81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:30 Oh really? Good thing I chose sedation

  • @tamacat2001
    @tamacat2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 for "Toad #12".

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this, thank you so much 🙏

  • @notoriousZeD
    @notoriousZeD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Unauthurized distibutation of this comment is prohibited.

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe there are people still tying game speed to frame rate in this decade. I mean I can believe, I just don't want to live in a world where there are programmers that misinformed.

  • @vinesauce9502
    @vinesauce9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Great edit

  • @hiide0us123
    @hiide0us123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What do sticky keys do anyway ?

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Basically, with it enabled, pressing the shift, ctrl, alt or windows key once will act like you're holding it down until you hit another key. It's meant for people with disabilities or poor stamina when it comes to using a keyboard.

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SpongeMagic oh I thought it just made funny noises

  • @someredplayer9688
    @someredplayer9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:59

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm happy Vinny played the Normal Mario games. Those were my jam as a tot.

  • @ExileLinkv2
    @ExileLinkv2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the music after 13:50 is from Wario Land 4, where there's an avant-garde music room

  • @JettJamesGD
    @JettJamesGD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    very happy to find this

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have no idea why, but I recognize the music at 20:37

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's from Super Bonk on the SNES

  • @JordanViknar
    @JordanViknar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:10 I heard, the full music in a J2ME Minion Bootleg. I'm wondering what its name is though... Because it's too good to end up in bootlegs and stuff.

    • @SpongeMagic
      @SpongeMagic  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's from Mega Man 8, the intro stage I think

    • @JordanViknar
      @JordanViknar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpongeMagic Thank you ! You're right ! But the version that I know is actually a midi in the .jar file. It is also higher pitched and faster at some points... I wonder where the midi comes from originally. Time to look it up on VGMusic !

    • @JordanViknar
      @JordanViknar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpongeMagic In fact both bootlegs use the same music i think. So that means either one stole from the other ?. Or they stole it both at the same place...

  • @oom-1828
    @oom-1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know vinnys sticky pain

  • @its_4life
    @its_4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i legit thought this actually was vinesauce lol

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH LOOK IT’S CHRIS PRATT

  • @janaed744
    @janaed744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    im probably not the first one to say this but the music around 14:30 is from warioland 4 in the beachy area except really fucky

  • @knapfordman1984
    @knapfordman1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    .... I can slowly feel myself dying

  • @SalamanderSquirrel
    @SalamanderSquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vinny was the only thing to scare me

  • @lvn4t1c41
    @lvn4t1c41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Open wide kiddes

  • @febrianitagewea8525
    @febrianitagewea8525 หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:50 mario 64 at home look sick!

  • @cushionydragon3850
    @cushionydragon3850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    D o y o u w a n t t o t u r n o n s t i c k y k e y s ?

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you wish to activate Tacky Buttons?

  • @404_coffee9
    @404_coffee9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are some good mario games

  • @djmaple5940
    @djmaple5940 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is the stream where he played Mario's Banging Day Out? This has been bugging me for a solid year.

  • @luchoyt510
    @luchoyt510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:12 Funny Luigi Puppet

  • @heheheiamasupahstarnatsuki3768
    @heheheiamasupahstarnatsuki3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Normal Super Mario Bros series is god their fangames.

  • @PotatoSoupThe64th
    @PotatoSoupThe64th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *_Would you like to turn on sticky keys?_*

  • @sava28
    @sava28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the moonslide was invented in super mario bros deluxe for the gameboy color. you can only do it in a emulator tho

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly really like Gabbie. A bit generic but cute.

    • @Kirby1313
      @Kirby1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it just me, or is Gabbie one of the protagonists from Dino City SNES?

  • @Tyler-hk1bl
    @Tyler-hk1bl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this while making a deathcore logo

  • @NezomiFloof
    @NezomiFloof 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    there are no more levels.

  • @bobbarker3069
    @bobbarker3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    SUPAH MEHRIO 65 IS HERE

  • @Evarace
    @Evarace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06
    Oh shit, it's Qeva! I used to follow them in DeviantArt, but the account was deactivated because of disturbing incident of harassment in Tumblr. It's been years, but I think the harasser has disturbing content in their account (gore, blood, just your typical shitty creepypasta wannabe). Anyways, the harasser harassed qeva's sister(?)/friend(?), I don't remember their connection, but I just hope they're still okay.

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lot of these like using tracks from All-Stars.

  • @Qualske
    @Qualske 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The answer is 14 ? Blocks

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The shit-cut