I broke my arm once and it was in a cast. Me and my brother were mucking about a few weeks later, and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a coin in it. I couldn’t get it out, so my dad took me to the doctors and had to get a new cast, just to remove the coin. I had a mark of the coin imprinted on my arm.
Last month when I was really sick with bronchitis and the doctors thought I had Coronavirus. Stayed for 8 hours. All I needed was antibiotics and cough syrup.
i was at school and i broke my wrist in two places the school called my crazy mom after an hour of sitting in the office.Once my mom picked me up and took me to the ER.When we got there she got all worried as if they where gonna drug me or sumthin .One of the doctors took me into a room for xrays a my mom has to wait outside the room (she wasn't happy abt that) but the doors where still open my mom notice that i was tensing up bc my wrist hurt from being moved around.This was the time my mom freaked out on the doctors for no reason .As the doctors tried to calm her down i sat there in a chair EXTREMELY embarrassed over the fact my mom was having a public freakout. i now no longer live with my mom but i was very used to her freaking out over nothing the last i heard from here she was in jail again for domestic violence and the assault of a police officer.
Went to hospital because my doctor thought I had scoliosis (which I have) never knew in that hospital appointment I had to get into my underwear and bend tf over, lmao
I'm someone who unintentionally stuck something up my ass and it was painful as fuck. Basically when I was much younger (10 I think maybe younger) I wanted to see my hair on the mirror, but couldn't because it was hard to for me to see (probably because of the fog but I was fucking stupid). So to get closer I climb and sit on the ceramic sink. The second I sat on it, it breaks into pieces and some of those got up my ass and the rest just cut and went inside my buttcheeks. I can't begin to explain how horrible I felt and how much it hurt. Now I just have a scar on my ass to remind me of how stupid I was.
I heard a story where a guy put a bottle up there and when it was about half way in he hit it on a desk and it broke. The pieces of glass stabbed him and every time he moved it was extremely painful. So, yeah, glass objects arent very smart.
My friend had a guy that stuck glasses and a fork (plastic, handle first) up there to get out of prison for a little while. Well, he shoved up something else RIGHT AFTER THE SURGERY-the fork came out in tact, if bent btw-WHILE STILL IN THE HOSPITAL which was caught on security. For the second surgery, he was in a conscious sedation, so he knew well what was going down. This is the real effect of solitary confinement guys.
i worked in a hospital years ago. my two favorites were: 1. a guy came in with a cue ball up there. and wanted it back "for sentimental reasons" after it was removed. 2. but i guess my favorite was the guy who came in with an empty Green Goddess salad dressing bottle up there, bottom end was inserted first, with the empty neck facing outwards. this really stymied the guys in radiology and the ER but they finally filled the bottle full of plaster, let it harden and then extracted it under anesthesia. oh, but the mess it would have caused if someone hadn't thought of that!
I agree 100% with your comment! I do also believe dolphins deserve legs because right now they cant go shopping which is really sad as they are very talkative and friendly creatures! I actually knew a dolphin his name was Dominick and he told me he would sell his voice for legs and I had to warn him about what happened to aerial, I havent seen him since, maybe I offended him I'm not sure 🤔
This is just too funny 🤣😂🤣 I do need to add I've been gardening for over 15 years and not a single veg or gardening instrument has ever ended up my butt and I'm as clumsy as it gets 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I once even ended up loosing my hearing in one side when I fell on that side of my head. Nothing went into my ear, just hit my head very badly 🤕🙄🤷♀️🤦♀️
6 minutes in and I'm noping out. Yikes, my god. The pool noodle one made me almost ill. Listened to the priest one before leaving. That one was rather hilarious. I also laughed at the one who said something flew into their ass. Then I felt bad for the poor creature that died that way and that made me sad.
I feel like I’d rather just own this sort of thing. Like, we all know you didn’t accidentally sit on a coffee mug, just own it... It’s basically a choice of being an idiot who stuck something up there AND a liar or just being an idiot who stuck something up there...
I worked in the ER of a local hospital few years ago. One day I heard a ruckus coming from the central desk (near the coffee machine of course). I asked what is was about and someone just showed me an x-ray of an abdomen. And there was this massive thing inside the patient. And when I asked what it was the people around just lost it. It was a tee-shirt. An entire tee-shirt wrapped in duct tape. This was apparently the first time it ever happened in the entire hospital and it was quite the story.
00:05 overheard a similar conversation while getting my stats taken before checking out my obviously broken foot. Voice cracks and all (pre teen?) girl used the end of Swiffer duster to break up constipation. Had been in* her for hours and she was sobbing uncontrollably. I could barely make out the words “I didn’t know it was a muscle” when she learned that her digestive track was muscular... smh. Anyway, respect to doctors that question their patients in private rooms. I did NOT need to hear that crap. I am scarred.
When I was in high school over 40 years ago my mom worked at a hospital as a housekeeper. She was working near the ER when a lady came in with a crescent wrench suck inside her yooha. They had to have someone from maintenance come in to show the doctors how the crescent wrench work so the doctors removing it didn't do any more damage. Mom didn't stick around to see how it ended because she had only been working there for a few months and hadn't made friends with the nurses yet.
.... And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I never even considered going into the medical field. With that said, I SALUTE all those who are! You all have my complete respect!🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
Lol my daughter left toys in the tub, she ran water and told my she was out, I thanked her and took my bath, I sat on barby and it bruzed my right butt cheek. After this video, I am thankful it missed.🤣😂🤣😂
13:53 "Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I got a cucumber stuck way up there"
3:31 reminds me of a dodo, when they were alive they would eat rocks so that they would smash up the food they ate. But they didn't insert hammer heads into their butts....
Nearly every bird will eat rocks to smash up food in their crops, but sticking something up in the other end to do something similar is rather stupid, as by the time it reached that far, it wouldn't do much good.
If you got constipation, milk of magnesia helps soooo much. I think I took a little much or had a blockage, but it was gone by the time it was working fully
When dad took things to literally when he said "You keep acting like that I'll have my foot up your ass!" . . . Call help please he's wearing soccer cleats
One of my friends in high school's father is a surgeon. She showed up to school one day saying he was called to the hospital urgently at 3 am that morning to remove an entire wine bottle from some guy's ass. And that was when I first learned that people do this kind of stuff.
Not in my ass, but in my ear. I needed a place to put a small piece of sea glass i found, so i put it in my ear, then realized my mistake. Trying to grab it got it stuck even worse, so i whipped my head left to right really fast, then it was out far enough to pull. I'm glad I can still hear out of my right ear like before. My hearing suffered no damage. So never put anything in your ear that can easily get lodged in the canal. I was lucky to get the glass out. Exercise caution when using tissue or cotton as ear plugs, and when using a q-tip to remove earwax
This reminds me of " It was like that when I got here". I dont know what to tell you doctor,I just woke up and there it was like a third leg. By the way, do all pool noodles soak up this much "stuff"?
I literally clenched my vag and my legs when I read that catfish story. I've gone fishing with my dad and have gotten stabbed by those fins enough to know I wouldn't want anything like that up there!
The Buzz Lightyear one reminds me of a different post! Someone else said that a patient came to the hospital they were working in and had also Buzz Lightyear stuck inside then! They could have easily pulled him out, hadn't the toys wings extended themselves inside the patient!
My teacher who used to be a nurse told us about a guy who shoved three silver cigar cases up there. They were a PITA to pull out due to the smooth round shape.
"I fell/sat on it" No. Stop being ashamed of trying new stuff. It's okay to experiment and discover your body. However there are specific objects that were created directly for that purpose, so try using those and you'll be good 👌
My thought is that everyone who has something up their hind, do they have to lay on their stomach on their way to the ER? Sitting down would be painful.
@@erikdavidson4914 Haha People will still be inserting all sorts of things into all sorts of places even after 3 months Erik! Maybe icicles would be a good one for winter as they would numb too much pain and could not get stuck and are cheap and easily replacable!
Paramedic/Corpsman hanging out in local ER early on. Man in ER comes in walking funny. Refuses to sit. Paperwork done standing. Get him in a bed. Doctor comes to see him, he’s got a live iguana shoved up his ass. Not a huge one, not a baby one, but about the length of my forearm head to tail tip (I’m 6’0” for arm reference). Just up to its chest and chilling. a little scratch damage, but it wasn’t going nuts. Called animal control because we didn’t know what else to do. Eventually had to do a little surgery because of the ridge on its back and it’s feet gripped on I suppose. Got it out, I think it lived. Hoo yah.
20:35 that's some straight Talladega nights logic that's like when they had the knife stuck in Ricky Bobby's leg and use another knife to try to pry out the first knife or even you know cutting around the first night cutting the meat around the first night to get it out like it's amazing the level of expertise there it's otherworldly
I was ice skating in like 3rd grade and I wiped out right onto my ass. About a week later I was having terrible back pain so we went to the ER after the school nurse sent me home. The doctor got me ready for an X-Ray and I had to strip my pants of to find out I had a fricken bruise on the bones off my ass. That one was embarrassing for a 8 or 9year old girl...
What is the most awkward experience you have had at the doctors 😬
I broke my arm once and it was in a cast. Me and my brother were mucking about a few weeks later, and I thought it would be a good idea to stick a coin in it. I couldn’t get it out, so my dad took me to the doctors and had to get a new cast, just to remove the coin. I had a mark of the coin imprinted on my arm.
Last month when I was really sick with bronchitis and the doctors thought I had Coronavirus. Stayed for 8 hours. All I needed was antibiotics and cough syrup.
i was at school and i broke my wrist in two places the school called my crazy mom after an hour of sitting in the office.Once my mom picked me up and took me to the ER.When we got there she got all worried as if they where gonna drug me or sumthin .One of the doctors took me into a room for xrays a my mom has to wait outside the room (she wasn't happy abt that) but the doors where still open my mom notice that i was tensing up bc my wrist hurt from being moved around.This was the time my mom freaked out on the doctors for no reason .As the doctors tried to calm her down i sat there in a chair EXTREMELY embarrassed over the fact my mom was having a public freakout.
i now no longer live with my mom but i was very used to her freaking out over nothing the last i heard from here she was in jail again for domestic violence and the assault of a police officer.
Went to hospital because my doctor thought I had scoliosis (which I have) never knew in that hospital appointment I had to get into my underwear and bend tf over, lmao
I was 7 and somehow got mom’s nail polish in my eye. Luckily my mothers an optometrist. The doctor, however, was not amused.
For the buzz lightyear one, somebody replied on it and said "he had a friend in him"
yep and he fell with style on it!! :)
To infinity and beyond!
WHYYYYY
r/cursedcomments
I read this and then got recommended an acoustic guitar version of the song in my recommended
the dude with the cue ball absolutely owned it.
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@@ngu-phxntom3252 shut
i laughed so hard 💀
Lmao gotta stan that honesty
Probably the actual best thing you can do in that situation is to just own up to it.
i wonder how many people died in like 10th to 19th century doing that
Holy cow!! What a thought
Levinia Hill lol.. what a thought indeed.
yeah i'm pretty sure this didn't start with modern medicine :D
I wonder what happened to those noble men who “peacefully died in their sleep”
Someday someone will have actually fallen but not a soul would believe them
They will have been the million to one shot. Quite possibly the unluckiest person alive.
I'm someone who unintentionally stuck something up my ass and it was painful as fuck. Basically when I was much younger (10 I think maybe younger) I wanted to see my hair on the mirror, but couldn't because it was hard to for me to see (probably because of the fog but I was fucking stupid). So to get closer I climb and sit on the ceramic sink. The second I sat on it, it breaks into pieces and some of those got up my ass and the rest just cut and went inside my buttcheeks. I can't begin to explain how horrible I felt and how much it hurt. Now I just have a scar on my ass to remind me of how stupid I was.
@@dimitriscollier9918 I didn't have to read this. Why tf did I read this??
@@dimitriscollier9918 oof
when i was a kid i fell on the pole of my bedframes. grandma saw everything and just laughed at me while i was on the ground with my ass hurting XD
“Please don’t tell me wife” at around 5:08 made me imagine Mr. Krabs... Spongebob me boy
lmaoo
Spongeboy me bob, I've shoved 20 Roman candles up me ass, and I have 3rd degree burns on me colon! Arg arg arg arg arg arg arg!
@@michaelbutler1619 michael my butler, you're not funny! argargargargarg
I hate the term “pass that loaf” and I don’t know who said that but I *will* find you
Pass that loaf. 🤣😂 Catch meesa if yousa can!!
Ah lalala🍞, lalala🍞, Lee lolo🍞
Pass that load please mhmhmmmm do love me some good bread Loaf
@@ChimeraGuy 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
i prefer the term pinch a loaf
Oh, god. The number of stories with glass objects in them. Who would do that? what if it breaks?
Well...... all I can say is that would hurt and they would need extensive surgery. Jesus can you imagine if it broke?!?!😂😂😂😂
Exactly my thoughts!! and when people use food like wtf.. what if it causes disease/infection/unsanitary?
Look up 1 man 1 jar, or jarsquatter
I heard a story where a guy put a bottle up there and when it was about half way in he hit it on a desk and it broke. The pieces of glass stabbed him and every time he moved it was extremely painful. So, yeah, glass objects arent very smart.
i saw another story on reddit where a girl stuck a test tube up there and it broke 😭
“Hope they caught the cucumber bandit.” LOL
At least it was not chillie peppers!
My friend had a guy that stuck glasses and a fork (plastic, handle first) up there to get out of prison for a little while. Well, he shoved up something else RIGHT AFTER THE SURGERY-the fork came out in tact, if bent btw-WHILE STILL IN THE HOSPITAL which was caught on security. For the second surgery, he was in a conscious sedation, so he knew well what was going down.
This is the real effect of solitary confinement guys.
"this was the kind with slits in the plastic and his formerly prolapsed hemorrhoid tissue..."
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPE
Me when i hear this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yep, most common excuse, "I fell on it".
My thought is always, 'do you really want a doctor stupid enough to believe that treating you?'
Oh dear gods among us
damn the only good shit that can come out of this reddit is the phrases & puns
My sentiment exactly. *shivers*
1) There is only one- myself.
2) It’s spelled “Deer”.
I sure hope theyre not cuz the finna give us a sinflood
He has left
i worked in a hospital years ago. my two favorites were:
1. a guy came in with a cue ball up there. and wanted it back "for sentimental reasons" after it was removed.
2. but i guess my favorite was the guy who came in with an empty Green Goddess salad dressing bottle up there, bottom end was inserted first, with the empty neck facing outwards. this really stymied the guys in radiology and the ER but they finally filled the bottle full of plaster, let it harden and then extracted it under anesthesia.
oh, but the mess it would have caused if someone hadn't thought of that!
Not a doctor, but I've heard of doctors using the term "Eiffel syndrome" to refer to patients "falling on" something that is stuck in their rear.
"Let's get this ball rolling"
That man is a BOSS!!!
his lines vvere more fire than actual fire.
Used to be a medical records tech at a major Midwest hospital. This topic was continually addressed in trade publications.
I agree 100% with your comment! I do also believe dolphins deserve legs because right now they cant go shopping which is really sad as they are very talkative and friendly creatures! I actually knew a dolphin his name was Dominick and he told me he would sell his voice for legs and I had to warn him about what happened to aerial, I havent seen him since, maybe I offended him I'm not sure 🤔
Why are all these people "falling on potatoes." 😂
@Mia Smith Omg I'm dying 😂😂🤣🤣
@Mia Smith Just forbid you ever eating a raw potato
How do some of these people get these things to fit? I didn’t think that half kid there were even possible.
An asshole can stretch up to 8 inches so even 2 raccoons could fit inside
@@RoyaltoonzHD why do you know that
RoyalToonz
I wanna know what made you search this.
@@NeoBladeXx he didn't search it, he experienced it.
@@RoyaltoonzHD ABOMINATION
100% believe this
People do stupid things when in pain, it's a fact
Yep
And when they're horny LMAO
This is just too funny 🤣😂🤣
I do need to add I've been gardening for over 15 years and not a single veg or gardening instrument has ever ended up my butt and I'm as clumsy as it gets 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I once even ended up loosing my hearing in one side when I fell on that side of my head. Nothing went into my ear, just hit my head very badly 🤕🙄🤷♀️🤦♀️
6 minutes in and I'm noping out. Yikes, my god. The pool noodle one made me almost ill. Listened to the priest one before leaving. That one was rather hilarious. I also laughed at the one who said something flew into their ass. Then I felt bad for the poor creature that died that way and that made me sad.
Rofl. I came across ur comment and i looked up and it was literally playinf the pool noodle one
The-the one at 15:15 was so much worse 😱
I feel like I’d rather just own this sort of thing. Like, we all know you didn’t accidentally sit on a coffee mug, just own it...
It’s basically a choice of being an idiot who stuck something up there AND a liar or just being an idiot who stuck something up there...
I worked in the ER of a local hospital few years ago. One day I heard a ruckus coming from the central desk (near the coffee machine of course). I asked what is was about and someone just showed me an x-ray of an abdomen. And there was this massive thing inside the patient. And when I asked what it was the people around just lost it. It was a tee-shirt. An entire tee-shirt wrapped in duct tape. This was apparently the first time it ever happened in the entire hospital and it was quite the story.
Wow
14:36 I like how it censors 'behind', but not actual swearing.
00:05 overheard a similar conversation while getting my stats taken before checking out my obviously broken foot. Voice cracks and all (pre teen?) girl used the end of Swiffer duster to break up constipation. Had been in* her for hours and she was sobbing uncontrollably. I could barely make out the words “I didn’t know it was a muscle” when she learned that her digestive track was muscular... smh. Anyway, respect to doctors that question their patients in private rooms. I did NOT need to hear that crap. I am scarred.
I saw this sentence on another video like this and I’m just gonna say it here for everyone
“Without a base, without a trace”
The fact that this is actually very common is a reason for concern lol
Ummm. My granddad was a psychiatric nurse, this was a regular thing with one patient, one time they retrieved 13 table tennis balls...
The catfish wtf
When I was in high school over 40 years ago my mom worked at a hospital as a housekeeper. She was working near the ER when a lady came in with a crescent wrench suck inside her yooha. They had to have someone from maintenance come in to show the doctors how the crescent wrench work so the doctors removing it didn't do any more damage. Mom didn't stick around to see how it ended because she had only been working there for a few months and hadn't made friends with the nurses yet.
.... And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I never even considered going into the medical field.
With that said, I SALUTE all those who are! You all have my complete respect!🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
The A** is an exit only zone, live by that rule and you won't ever have problems.
wise
Unless ur gay
@@georgie3593 that is an netrual term anyone can get a$$ f*ckes.. even the dog
Indeed. And if you're a lady, no catfish.
What about for gay dudes?
"Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
No, not Lemmywinks!
my name is brodie
@@brodotzip so, did you guys get the gerbil out?
Ask Richard Gere.
I have so many questions, and I want answers to none of 'em
“hee hee rifle go pew pew” made me wheeze at 2am
I slipped on my plunger
sure you did...
Jamie Ferrie oh NO
Welp thank God I am sane
"How'd you get a lightbulb stuck in your rectum?"
"Well, I had to change a light and I had nothing to hold the bulb while climbing the ladder."
Lol my daughter left toys in the tub, she ran water and told my she was out, I thanked her and took my bath, I sat on barby and it bruzed my right butt cheek. After this video, I am thankful it missed.🤣😂🤣😂
How does one accidentally sit on something? Would their pants have to be off?
the object vvould create a hole in the pants or undervvear.
or already be nuded xd
I laughed to « I’m pickle shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! »
13:53 "Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got a cucumber stuck way up there"
3:31 reminds me of a dodo, when they were alive they would eat rocks so that they would smash up the food they ate. But they didn't insert hammer heads into their butts....
Nearly every bird will eat rocks to smash up food in their crops, but sticking something up in the other end to do something similar is rather stupid, as by the time it reached that far, it wouldn't do much good.
Dear lord help us
Indeed
If you got constipation, milk of magnesia helps soooo much. I think I took a little much or had a blockage, but it was gone by the time it was working fully
I feel like the best thing you can do is just own it and make the doctors laugh at how dumb it all is
I was eating and started watching this the first one was a game changer for my stomach
When he said 'gloriously funky chunk' I just lost it 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The golden excuse:
"I fell on it"
When dad took things to literally when he said
"You keep acting like that I'll have my foot up your ass!"
. . .
Call help please he's wearing soccer cleats
9:02
You got a friend in me.
One of my friends in high school's father is a surgeon. She showed up to school one day saying he was called to the hospital urgently at 3 am that morning to remove an entire wine bottle from some guy's ass. And that was when I first learned that people do this kind of stuff.
That robotic voice reading "I took a walk outside and something just flew into my ass" almost made me pee myself
7:20 I think he was feeling a bit festive.
Not in my ass, but in my ear. I needed a place to put a small piece of sea glass i found, so i put it in my ear, then realized my mistake. Trying to grab it got it stuck even worse, so i whipped my head left to right really fast, then it was out far enough to pull. I'm glad I can still hear out of my right ear like before. My hearing suffered no damage. So never put anything in your ear that can easily get lodged in the canal. I was lucky to get the glass out. Exercise caution when using tissue or cotton as ear plugs, and when using a q-tip to remove earwax
damn you... stable condition... can't stop laughing...
105 people who disliked:
*Jokes on you I’m into that-*
Wait no.
*Jokes on you I like horses*
The,"slipped and fell on it" is such an interesting excuse..🤔
No no no! No sex is worth that kind of pain and humiliation...unless you’re into that sort of thing...🤢
Some of them might’ve been telling the truth...
Several of these made me laugh far more than I probably should have.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Thank you planet reddit for this beautiful title!
"We don't have a lost and found box, we have a butt box." I think this was said on Scrubs (or something like that)
This reminds me of " It was like that when I got here".
I dont know what to tell you doctor,I just woke up and there it was like a third leg. By the way, do all pool noodles soak up this much "stuff"?
every time you show a horse and i don't like and subscribe i don't get a horse T_T
Same. Been trying for months. Like all the ones that don't have horses but man.. maybe I'm jinxing myself.
I did the same. But I did get a bunch of cows
I want a horse.. Too
Plot twist you gotta like and subscribe.
You don't get them because they're all up my arse
yes severe constapation is hell
Ah yes an entire horse on a porch in my bed tonight
Wut????? 🤔
@@Bee-zr5pb The intro.
I literally clenched my vag and my legs when I read that catfish story. I've gone fishing with my dad and have gotten stabbed by those fins enough to know I wouldn't want anything like that up there!
i watched this with my girlfriend. lots of laughs. best 22 minutes of my life
lmao you dated august
*I took a walk outside and something just flew into my ass*
My son put a marble up there years back and he was like “I fell on it”
Jesus Christ...
The Buzz Lightyear one reminds me of a different post! Someone else said that a patient came to the hospital they were working in and had also Buzz Lightyear stuck inside then! They could have easily pulled him out, hadn't the toys wings extended themselves inside the patient!
Make sure it has a sturdy base, just in case!
Yup. Or maybe put a condom on it, so if it's too small, you can pull the condom out. And of course, don't put it too deep.
They falling on it. Apparently many people doing activities half-naked down and have some 'cucumber' 'standing' around...
Once, when I was seven years old, I sat on a banana and of course, that changed my life.
probably isn't the best video to be watching while shitting out explosive tacobell burritos 🙃
20:16 He got screwed hahaha!
Dam that comment really screwed with me 😂
My teacher who used to be a nurse told us about a guy who shoved three silver cigar cases up there. They were a PITA to pull out due to the smooth round shape.
On the topic of flared bases, also make sure the base does not break off. And yes I have read case studies describing that exact scenario.
16:22 HAVE MERCY ON ME I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS ON-
I got a barbie leg up there once-
Edit: I was able to get it out without going to the Doctor :P
Your whatever that got it out: *searches how to break itself*
Poor thing.... Imagine some lady coming into the Er with a fish hanging outta her taco tho lmao
12:38 "May i offer you a glass of sh*t in these trying times?"
Omg lol
"What was the best excuse"
So, that means it already happened more than once
"I fell/sat on it"
No. Stop being ashamed of trying new stuff. It's okay to experiment and discover your body. However there are specific objects that were created directly for that purpose, so try using those and you'll be good 👌
@Slugjie PLT 100
1:37 if that was me i would've most likely said "not gonna lie i kinda wanted to know what it felt like and now a carrot is stuck"
11:26 I laughed out loud to this
Doctor: So how did the needle get stuck up there?
Me: You put it up there.
Yes sometimes medics accidentally leave things behind (and maybe even IN the behind!)
I never want to see a cucumber again
Or a potato
My thought is that everyone who has something up their hind, do they have to lay on their stomach on their way to the ER? Sitting down would be painful.
It must depend how far up it has gone I suppose eh?
@@georgealderson4424 This showed up as a notification 3 months later lol
@@erikdavidson4914 Haha People will still be inserting all sorts of things into all sorts of places even after 3 months Erik! Maybe icicles would be a good one for winter as they would numb too much pain and could not get stuck and are cheap and easily replacable!
@@georgealderson4424 Haha. No problem. One thing I know, it hurts sometimes when stuff comes out, so I will never put anything in. Just saying.
@@erikdavidson4914 Wise!
Paramedic/Corpsman hanging out in local ER early on. Man in ER comes in walking funny. Refuses to sit. Paperwork done standing. Get him in a bed. Doctor comes to see him, he’s got a live iguana shoved up his ass. Not a huge one, not a baby one, but about the length of my forearm head to tail tip (I’m 6’0” for arm reference). Just up to its chest and chilling. a little scratch damage, but it wasn’t going nuts. Called animal control because we didn’t know what else to do. Eventually had to do a little surgery because of the ridge on its back and it’s feet gripped on I suppose. Got it out, I think it lived. Hoo yah.
What's the wurst that can happen? "Wurst" is a kind of sausage. Think about it. Liverwurst, bratwurst, etc. Thats the connection.
I was in stitches with that pun.
Yay! I get to not sleep alone tonight!
20:35 that's some straight Talladega nights logic that's like when they had the knife stuck in Ricky Bobby's leg and use another knife to try to pry out the first knife or even you know cutting around the first night cutting the meat around the first night to get it out like it's amazing the level of expertise there it's otherworldly
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Me after seeing this story: now that’s taking it to infinity and beyond.
this video gets me every time!!!!
But-
15:24 oh dear god this hurts to read
A whole catfish....I have many questions....
Don't forget it was alive.
I agree with the comment.
while watching this a giant 3 inch spider crawled onto me and i screamed so loud lol
I am watching this in a pitch black room. Thanks!
I was ice skating in like 3rd grade and I wiped out right onto my ass. About a week later I was having terrible back pain so we went to the ER after the school nurse sent me home. The doctor got me ready for an X-Ray and I had to strip my pants of to find out I had a fricken bruise on the bones off my ass. That one was embarrassing for a 8 or 9year old girl...
Some of these objects seem so painful- how- how did they survive?!
Justin Mineta