I got reminded of a similar story by my father. He was new in a company in a cubicle office. And while he walked around getting to know everyone, he saw a nail in the middle of one of those fabric walls. And he thought: "Strange, let's pull that out". Well, it turned out that this single nail kept the wall attached to the side of another. The whole wall tumbled over and took the two other walls left and right with it. The support feet of one wall was put under a heavy file cabinet, and the weight just tumbled that one over, crashing into an office chair where the lady from accounting just sat five minutes before. Suddenly, there was a lot of open space around my father, and he stood there, petrified, with the nail in his hand, while everybody was looking at him. p.s.: No, my father's name is not Boris.
There's no shortage of skilled players, they're always on the other team while you're stuck w/E100s parking next to Arty while your IS7 goes out into the wide open kill box avoiding the hull down position as your scout is in A0.
In floor heating is amazing, no slippers needed, your toes will be toasty! However, while you are marveling at how warm your feet are, you will get tracked, ammoracked, set on fire, and yeeted back to the garage!
One problem is that contractors pay Taco Bell wages. There's a painting contractor here where I live that thinks $19/hr is a good starting wage for a Lead Painter.... Idiot!!!!!!! I can make $20/hr at Taco Bell on the night shift and not have to buy tools, not work in bad weather, not having some idiot telling me to get moving on nailing down a roof deck two stories high in 100f temperatures, not have to risk cutting myself or driving a nail in my foot or smashing a thumb. When companies pull their heads out of their collective asses then they'll find people they'll want to keep.
Yes, most companies are greedy and want to minimise their costs (wages) to maximise their profits. But remember they're competing for business from people who want something for nothing; that's you and me who want a $30,000 product for $20,000 or less. Obviously there are exceptions, but in general the price is driven by the market, which is driven by the customer.
Yep. Fault was not with Boris...it was with contractor. Don't hire bottom of the barrel and then expect top notch performance. Also with a job that you could lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in problems then stay on site. Two mistakes in a row.
Even more stupid (way more!) are tier 10 playing in a tiny shitty tier 3 map that used to be restricted to tier 3 because it's a joke of a map. But since WankerGoats decided to remove lots of good maps where players had to use their head, ruined most of those good maps left and introduced only a few mediocre direct confrontation maps, they had to remove restrictions of tier 3 maps so they have enough of them.
Sums it up nicely. Too many cry babies playing WOT and WG listened to them and made very bad decisions as a result. Ruined the game cow towing to whiners on the forum. As the whiners are probably the only ones left playing WOT they've got what they deserve!
And rightfully so, WG has been steadily destroying the game for years on end. At this point in time they're just milking the players who are left - I predict this game will not last very long.
AND there is a lack of quality players. I know they are easy meat, but im sick of it, I want decent even games against other players that know what they are doing, so many T8 prems with people that have only played a handful of games, because some moron on utube said they are the best way to make money. Clause could do a similarly named follow up video of people that have paid $100 plus and got a tank they have no idea what to do with.
Well it's definitely not a mystery as to why, I played for years then quit for couple years, wot wants to try and be realistic with their vision range, armor depth etc but I get on and play a tier 10 game and see the complete opposite, everybody is riding around in tier 10 looney toon tanks, the newest one I seen was the war hammer one it looks goofy as hell 😂 no wonder they've lost serious players its a joke
When anybody says they know what they're talking about and then calls it a hot water heater if the water is hot why do you need to heat it ? just proves you don't know what the hell you're talking about😢
Reference? Gomer Pyle, played by Jim Nabors. Many people don't know that Jim Nabors had a beautiful baritone voice and he recorded several albums. I remember Christmas at my grandfather's house hearing Jim Nabors singing "O Come All Ye Faithful". Memories.....
Happy algorithm comment I've worked with a Boris he decided to do his toast for breakfast in a incinerator which also heated the place. The incinerator did what it said on the label and the smell of incinerated bread filled the place we all new what it was the boss didn't he spent the next hour panicing looking for the fire we never told him
It says a lot about the people Boris worked around wherever he came from that he feels like he has to nail his lunch down to keep someone from eating it. Natasha must make a hell of a lunch though, I'll tell ya that!
Some maps should have a tier cap. It's funny that WG can make skill based MM in a pay to win mode like Ranked....but can't MM via skill based in regular games. Because the unicums don't really want to play each other
That's why Russia is such a shithole! But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some bullshit every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up crap. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
That's why Russia is such a sh*thoIe! But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some BS every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up crap. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some BS every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up cr*p. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
Apparently if you play the bz75 and heave your mouse forward when you fire, the hit percentage goes up. Gomer Pyle, Introduced on the Andy Griffith show as mechanic Goober's cousin.
Having lived in Europe for more than 20 years I could tell you a couple of those kind of Boris stories. Like a Russian electrical engineer Who said, he was there takng the electronics class so that he could learn German.( the rest of us were there to learn the trade.) he ended up blowing up an direct current generator and didn't understand how a Diode would change the current flow. Great engineer huh?His German didn't get any better either.
I worked on a new-build school once that had underfloor heating installed. The main contractor forgot to tell all the following trades, and when the system was turned on it was like one of those garden water features people pay a fortune for.
Skilled workers stopped entering the workforce about 20 years ago. Come to America though, we have a surplus of baristas and burger flippers with college degrees in gender studies, basket weaving and professional victimology.
Live by the numbers; die by the numbers. Currently 10,975 players in N.A. 301 currently waiting to enter. That is a high number. Typically it is the 200s. The queue a year ago approached a high of 400. 300s were the norm. For all its stupid efforts: cartoon character crew members, rocket powered tanks, and a litany of other bright, shiny objects to amaze and impress, players are tired of the game. How much longer will it last?
Just write in the insurance papers: One of the workers (Boris) found a nail in the floor and pulled it up without telling about it. A leaking hot water pipe was found later, when we got back to laying new floor in that corner. I once found a nail in my bathroom floor. It went through a 40 mm drain pipe which undermined the shower stall floor... One day it broke, and I went through that shower stall floor. A foot sized hole 20 cm deep and me getting a bad knee. Had to dig up the bathroom floor to replace the pipes, the concrete floor, the floor tiles, the missing sand beneath it, the broken sewer drain below that and install new bathroom fixtures. It cost me 40000 Danish Kroner aka. 8000$ and the scare of my life.
Hey Claus, that's a Great story, and it really does demonstrate Boris's single-mindedness-not in nailing down his lunch box, of course. But in these exact situations where you only have a hammer but the job requires no nails and a "softer" impact, you simply find a scrap piece of soft wood like pine, put the scrap between the work and the hammer, and let the scrap piece take all the impacts from the hammer. Of course, that requires thinking minutely outside the box/hammer, and therein lies Boris's problem.
Boris reminded me of a story my father told me, about a guy he worked with in a steel mill. This guy just made a pot of tea, then got called to a job in the mill. To prevent anyone from drinking his tea while he was doing the job, he took out his false teeth, and put them in the tea pot. True story.
Boris is the average WOT player, usually ending up im my team. I like Boris. Boris makes gaming experience special, and has always good advice in chat :)
I work as a roofer. I hired a guy as a walk-on. He had his own nail gun so. I was like yeah dudes been on a roof before NP…. Well; we get up on the roof in the morning after hooking the air hose’s to the mail guns to start nailing shingles. All was quite. Everyone getting into there starting positions. Then All at once four nailers start rock’n. I climbed down the latter. After about 10 minutes or so. I realized I’m only hearing 4 mail guns not five. Wondering what the problem was I go back up, and notice that someone was smacking the side of his nail gun and fighting with it because it wasn’t working. I automatically thought “oh ok” gotta cink in the air hose some where. I trace the line back to find that dude nailed his air hose line to the roof. So, I walked up and asked. Who nailed the air hose to the roof? He said “I do that so I don’t have the weight of the hose pulling against me when I work. I said….. ok, what’s wrong with your nail gun? He said it’s not working. I said I know, what’s wrong with it. He said without missing a beat. It’s not getting air. Yeah!!!! There is a shortage of skilled workers.
I had a 5k damage game in the teir 6 JU-NU which is part of this line on Prok. I basically sat in the middle since there was no arty and farmed the entire enemy team.
If there is something I know is that in the economic model we have in the west there is never really a shortage of good workers there is just a shortage of good workers for the price that you want. Worked in fast food during college and the placed I worked payed by far the best and was competing with McDonald's somehow and was the only other place with a line during meal times due to being able to be picky about the workers and be able to send people that aren't up to the task away. If you pay more you get your pick of the litter and you are less likely to have to spend a lot more money because Boris was scared for his sandwich
Boris is not stupid though, he knows what's truly important in life and guards it seriously with nail and metal lunch box. Should hire Boris to guard lunches instead. Leave Claus to fix the floors & play tank game.
What we have here is a failure to communicate, to communicate that is. The foreman should have gotten all the crew together and made sure none of his crew had any nails. Then explain to them the reason why.
Nailing a lunchbox was the kinda thing done to apprentices back in the day ( can't do it now, might hurt their fee fee's ) I just got my hair cut with a hammer and chisel, long haired lout that I was lol.
Ok, got to ask, what is with the BZ-75 shots? Did they even miss a shot!? Is this a new way of shooting, where you raise the gun with each shot!? Is that why every shot hit? lol. That was crazy! Raising the pee-pee with each shot, does that confuse the rng? lol. I mean it obviously works for them, strange how RnG was like perfect for them. I do that and get armour not hit, armour not pen’d etc.
Ya know I believe it's true? Why Shmoe you say? I see usually 4 or 5 players hiding at the edge charge in when the enemy is split, ok they take the base nearest enemy is 1:30 min away, base timer says 1:00 , count down clock going, they leave the base with 20 seconds left, and get their asses shot off? Snatching defeat from victory? Why? Just tell me why, this happens so much....
@@ThePhoenix198 Nope... nothing to complete the circuit. The elements for the electric versions are typically only one wire, and the neutral contact is at the controller. Not advisable to touch it due to heat, but you're not getting zapped. Similar scenario to an element on a stove, it gets hot, but it doesn't suddenly weld your pans to it.
Boris isnt guilty! He came from far away and maybe he was traumatized in the past. The Employer has the fault, he should know this. LunchBoxes are in other countries like gold.
@@ThePhoenix198 Look, i am from Germany. My english isnt so good, too. And i also dont hear "no nails" for doing the job, and nothing how this poor russian can secure his food in the Lunchbox. Trudeau should make some new "LunchBoxLaws" in Canada. I wish u best SLURPS every day🖖
Good sign of Russian approach to and level of problem solving is that of the 4 or so million players left playing this game, about 40% are Russian (this includes Russians that have switched to EU server since WG sold its Russian region operations). They seem to love this insanity, just like how Boris loved his lunchbox. At least that is what Gomer Pyle told me.
Great meal security move by Boris. The only problem with his cunning plan is that in Canada, unlike ruSSia, there’s more than one hammer on the construction site.
numbers your throwing around are bs 20000 is what case of coke cost +20000 large first aid +20000 large repair so your 60k in the hole b4 the game starts and even at tier 5 theres 2 k gold rounds tier 6 theres 3200 and theres 10k rounds at tier 10 > shoot 20 gold at tier 6 $64000 then theres repairs and bond and crew buffs you can add so even at tier 6 you can drop 150k +12 bonds or 20k more for crew so were talking about 80k b4 game starts and you can ez get to 100k in ammo so spend 190k + repairs and if its a win you might make 20 or 30 k back
I'm not sure what "skill" you think is being employed when the vast majority of shots go somewhere other than where you are aiming. I think what you really mean is luck/favorable rng.
Time to play Squad 44. Try driving a Matilda when you realize the gear downshift key needs remapped to something else. :P The infantry or logistics support is fun, but now and then getting into a tank wipes those old WoT cheesy games away.
Yes Super Stupid but what the hell do you expect it’s WG home of the toy themed skins for WW2 tanks. And did anyone notice the BZ player jerks his gun every time he shoots ? Weird
Boris is not a Russian name. It's a Bulgarian name. One of the Bulgarian kings in 9th century was called Boris, long before there was a country called Russia. In ancient proto-bulgarian it means wild mountain cat.
We have far too many Boris, Dimitri, Arthur, Alexander in Germany who love Putin, they create a mood for Putin and against the EU here, but they definitely don't want to live in dirt-poor Russia. The approximately 260,000 Russians living in this country were the eleventh largest group among the foreign population at 2.1%. Most of them work as unskilled assistants on construction sites or in our recycling centers, where they receive around 2,500 euros gross plus 500 euros in child benefit for 2 children, for each additional child there is up to 600 euros more. In Russia they would earn a maximum of 500 euros a month and receive 14 euros in child benefit. Since the beginning of the war, if they have a Russian passport but not yet a German passport, they have not gone to Russia because they would then be immediately sent to the army.
Happy weekend to all you magnificent morons!
Is it just me or is WoT's Lagging lately?
It's not my connection
The Russians did actually test rockets on tanks, its not entirely made up :P
Lol Klaus good Boris story. Do you see the connection between Boris and Russian WoT Management?
I got reminded of a similar story by my father. He was new in a company in a cubicle office. And while he walked around getting to know everyone, he saw a nail in the middle of one of those fabric walls. And he thought: "Strange, let's pull that out". Well, it turned out that this single nail kept the wall attached to the side of another. The whole wall tumbled over and took the two other walls left and right with it. The support feet of one wall was put under a heavy file cabinet, and the weight just tumbled that one over, crashing into an office chair where the lady from accounting just sat five minutes before.
Suddenly, there was a lot of open space around my father, and he stood there, petrified, with the nail in his hand, while everybody was looking at him.
p.s.: No, my father's name is not Boris.
The same for you jerk number 1
There's no shortage of skilled players, they're always on the other team while you're stuck w/E100s parking next to Arty while your IS7 goes out into the wide open kill box avoiding the hull down position as your scout is in A0.
I am confident Marty is smarter than Boris.
In floor heating is amazing, no slippers needed, your toes will be toasty!
However, while you are marveling at how warm your feet are, you will get tracked, ammoracked, set on fire, and yeeted back to the garage!
One problem is that contractors pay Taco Bell wages. There's a painting contractor here where I live that thinks $19/hr is a good starting wage for a Lead Painter.... Idiot!!!!!!! I can make $20/hr at Taco Bell on the night shift and not have to buy tools, not work in bad weather, not having some idiot telling me to get moving on nailing down a roof deck two stories high in 100f temperatures, not have to risk cutting myself or driving a nail in my foot or smashing a thumb. When companies pull their heads out of their collective asses then they'll find people they'll want to keep.
Yes, most companies are greedy and want to minimise their costs (wages) to maximise their profits. But remember they're competing for business from people who want something for nothing; that's you and me who want a $30,000 product for $20,000 or less. Obviously there are exceptions, but in general the price is driven by the market, which is driven by the customer.
ANd biden is Importing Cheaper and Cheaper labor Every day and the MORONS that run our unions are good with it.
Yep. Fault was not with Boris...it was with contractor. Don't hire bottom of the barrel and then expect top notch performance. Also with a job that you could lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in problems then stay on site. Two mistakes in a row.
floor heating "what did the romans do for us"
Apart from floor heating and indoor plumbing, what did the Romans ever do for us?
Brought peace maybe?
WTF?
Nobody doing this?
Suppose I must.
"I'd say Boris NAILED IT!"
yes. he certainly did!
:)))) great!
Even more stupid (way more!) are tier 10 playing in a tiny shitty tier 3 map that used to be restricted to tier 3 because it's a joke of a map. But since WankerGoats decided to remove lots of good maps where players had to use their head, ruined most of those good maps left and introduced only a few mediocre direct confrontation maps, they had to remove restrictions of tier 3 maps so they have enough of them.
Sums it up nicely. Too many cry babies playing WOT and WG listened to them and made very bad decisions as a result. Ruined the game cow towing to whiners on the forum. As the whiners are probably the only ones left playing WOT they've got what they deserve!
And people still talk about winrate
the real question is what did Boris have for lunch that he though it was worth stealing
It was a 'liquid lunch', available in all sorts of flavors (lemon grass, pepper, black cherry ...)
A shortage of all players. The number of players has fallen at a worryingly staggering pace. All time lowest and still drops
And rightfully so, WG has been steadily destroying the game for years on end.
At this point in time they're just milking the players who are left - I predict this game will not last very long.
AND there is a lack of quality players. I know they are easy meat, but im sick of it, I want decent even games against other players that know what they are doing, so many T8 prems with people that have only played a handful of games, because some moron on utube said they are the best way to make money. Clause could do a similarly named follow up video of people that have paid $100 plus and got a tank they have no idea what to do with.
@@marklocker8042 PL SIEMKA reporting for duty
Well it's definitely not a mystery as to why, I played for years then quit for couple years, wot wants to try and be realistic with their vision range, armor depth etc but I get on and play a tier 10 game and see the complete opposite, everybody is riding around in tier 10 looney toon tanks, the newest one I seen was the war hammer one it looks goofy as hell 😂 no wonder they've lost serious players its a joke
Dah, Comrade. Is floating floor. Need water to float. Easy peasy.
I admire your thinking. But you're still fired ...
NO STEAL FOOD FOR YOU!
When anybody says they know what they're talking about and then calls it a hot water heater if the water is hot why do you need to heat it ? just proves you don't know what the hell you're talking about😢
i got no skill, i'll always just go to any mid bush and do nothing in my light tank.
As long as you pick one somewhere close to the middle, ill see you there :)
Reference? Gomer Pyle, played by Jim Nabors. Many people don't know that Jim Nabors had a beautiful baritone voice and he recorded several albums. I remember Christmas at my grandfather's house hearing Jim Nabors singing "O Come All Ye Faithful". Memories.....
For decades, he used to sing "Back Home Again in Indiana" before the Indy 500.
If there is any group that could easily defeat Boris' nailed down lunch box, wouldn't it be other construction workers?
Shout out to Boris. Yuri’s cousin?
...and Ivan's friend.
No way!
Yuri is so much smarter - he works with pixels
So Boris thought nobody else had a hammer and could just pull the nail and still eat his lunch... wow..
Gomer Pyle.
Of course nail lunch, dinner one has to screw to the floor !
Happy algorithm comment I've worked with a Boris he decided to do his toast for breakfast in a incinerator which also heated the place. The incinerator did what it said on the label and the smell of incinerated bread filled the place we all new what it was the boss didn't he spent the next hour panicing looking for the fire we never told him
It says a lot about the people Boris worked around wherever he came from that he feels like he has to nail his lunch down to keep someone from eating it. Natasha must make a hell of a lunch though, I'll tell ya that!
he's probably from Ukraine dodging mobilisation
Some maps should have a tier cap. It's funny that WG can make skill based MM in a pay to win mode like Ranked....but can't MM via skill based in regular games. Because the unicums don't really want to play each other
they should do testosterone therapy to unicums
My sone worked with a bunch of Russians. They told him all kinds of crazy stuff that made no sense, but they lived their lives like that.
That's why Russia is such a shithole!
But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some bullshit every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up crap. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
That's why Russia is such a sh*thoIe!
But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some BS every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up crap. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
But still they fantasize that they are the greatest nation in the world. I guess that's what happens when the dictators you've been ruled by for centuries tell you some BS every day. Then you start to believe it and lie to yourself until you are convinced of this made up cr*p. Even if it is completely at odds with reality.
That's why Russia is such a sh*thoIe!
Apparently if you play the bz75 and heave your mouse forward when you fire, the hit percentage goes up.
Gomer Pyle, Introduced on the Andy Griffith show as mechanic Goober's cousin.
Having lived in Europe for more than 20 years I could tell you a couple of those kind of Boris stories. Like a Russian electrical engineer Who said, he was there takng the electronics class so that he could learn German.( the rest of us were there to learn the trade.) he ended up blowing up an direct current generator and didn't understand how a Diode would change the current flow. Great engineer huh?His German didn't get any better either.
South Park recently made an episode where the skilled laborers were in high demand and everyone with a college degree was useless.
You mean, like real life? Why do they call it 'common sense' when it is so rare?
I worked on a new-build school once that had underfloor heating installed. The main contractor forgot to tell all the following trades, and when the system was turned on it was like one of those garden water features people pay a fortune for.
yep sitting around a campfire with you would definitely be entertaining...you have so many stories
The scary thing is that Ju-To could end up getting Boris working in your house one day.
Skilled workers stopped entering the workforce about 20 years ago. Come to America though, we have a surplus of baristas and burger flippers with college degrees in gender studies, basket weaving and professional victimology.
The Soviets actually did test rocket boost on tanks, but it was on medium tanks for trench crossing purposes; there's a video out there somewhere.
Live by the numbers; die by the numbers. Currently 10,975 players in N.A. 301 currently waiting to enter. That is a high number. Typically it is the 200s. The queue a year ago approached a high of 400. 300s were the norm.
For all its stupid efforts: cartoon character crew members, rocket powered tanks, and a litany of other bright, shiny objects to amaze and impress, players are tired of the game. How much longer will it last?
My son in S. Korea has that kind of heating in his apartment. Loves it. Thanks for letting me know how his floor stays warm.
Reference: Gomer Pyle - Shazam ! 🤘😎
Just write in the insurance papers:
One of the workers (Boris) found a nail in the floor and pulled it up without telling about it.
A leaking hot water pipe was found later, when we got back to laying new floor in that corner.
I once found a nail in my bathroom floor. It went through a 40 mm drain pipe which undermined the shower stall floor...
One day it broke, and I went through that shower stall floor. A foot sized hole 20 cm deep and me getting a bad knee.
Had to dig up the bathroom floor to replace the pipes, the concrete floor, the floor tiles, the missing sand beneath it, the
broken sewer drain below that and install new bathroom fixtures.
It cost me 40000 Danish Kroner aka. 8000$ and the scare of my life.
Hey Claus, that's a Great story, and it really does demonstrate Boris's single-mindedness-not in nailing down his lunch box, of course. But in these exact situations where you only have a hammer but the job requires no nails and a "softer" impact, you simply find a scrap piece of soft wood like pine, put the scrap between the work and the hammer, and let the scrap piece take all the impacts from the hammer. Of course, that requires thinking minutely outside the box/hammer, and therein lies Boris's problem.
Boris reminded me of a story my father told me, about a guy he worked with in a steel mill. This guy just made a pot of tea, then got called to a job in the mill. To prevent anyone from drinking his tea while he was doing the job, he took out his false teeth, and put them in the tea pot. True story.
was his name boris?
@@ClausKellerman Boris doesn't bother with something as effete as false teeth.
Boris is the average WOT player, usually ending up im my team. I like Boris. Boris makes gaming experience special, and has always good advice in chat :)
I work as a roofer. I hired a guy as a walk-on. He had his own nail gun so. I was like yeah dudes been on a roof before NP…. Well; we get up on the roof in the morning after hooking the air hose’s to the mail guns to start nailing shingles. All was quite. Everyone getting into there starting positions. Then All at once four nailers start rock’n. I climbed down the latter. After about 10 minutes or so. I realized I’m only hearing 4 mail guns not five. Wondering what the problem was I go back up, and notice that someone was smacking the side of his nail gun and fighting with it because it wasn’t working. I automatically thought “oh ok” gotta cink in the air hose some where. I trace the line back to find that dude nailed his air hose line to the roof. So, I walked up and asked. Who nailed the air hose to the roof? He said “I do that so I don’t have the weight of the hose pulling against me when I work. I said….. ok, what’s wrong with your nail gun? He said it’s not working. I said I know, what’s wrong with it. He said without missing a beat. It’s not getting air. Yeah!!!! There is a shortage of skilled workers.
Gomer Pyle AKA Jim Nabors. Yes, I'm old.
I had a 5k damage game in the teir 6 JU-NU which is part of this line on Prok. I basically sat in the middle since there was no arty and farmed the entire enemy team.
bz75 wins the game with 12k damage and loses 30k credits WITH premium XDDDD
A tank with rockety launchers to propel itself forward is pretty stupid
Not Boris,the name is Volodymyr :)
If there is something I know is that in the economic model we have in the west there is never really a shortage of good workers there is just a shortage of good workers for the price that you want.
Worked in fast food during college and the placed I worked payed by far the best and was competing with McDonald's somehow and was the only other place with a line during meal times due to being able to be picky about the workers and be able to send people that aren't up to the task away. If you pay more you get your pick of the litter and you are less likely to have to spend a lot more money because Boris was scared for his sandwich
Boris is not stupid though, he knows what's truly important in life and guards it seriously with nail and metal lunch box. Should hire Boris to guard lunches instead. Leave Claus to fix the floors & play tank game.
The stories you tell is one of the reason I like watching you. Keep'em comming Claus. Happy weekend to Ju-To.
Also Boris: "I am died!"
What we have here is a failure to communicate, to communicate that is. The foreman should have gotten all the crew together and made sure none of his crew had any nails. Then explain to them the reason why.
Nailing a lunchbox was the kinda thing done to apprentices back in the day ( can't do it now, might hurt their fee fee's ) I just got my hair cut with a hammer and chisel, long haired lout that I was lol.
Surprise surprise surprise! As a Brit, I only know it from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall', but I guess it's some old US TV show?
Boris is Premium Ammo Avoider!
Wow, the BZ missed only one shot. All other 20 were bulls-eye and penetrating!
What weird floors you have in Canada. Pipes right under the floor.
It's just radiant heat. A ton of American homes have it also.
yea its pretty amazing its called in floor heat its some nice maybe someday the states will smart enough and try it
We have it in the UK too...
Your story about Boris was far more interesting than any WoT battle with a ridiculous rocket powered tank.
In Russia, Lunchbox nail you to ground. Borscht!
I'm from Australia and I know that was a Gommer Pile reference,love it channel!
I`ve experienced the same thing. The only diference was that the numbnut carpenter did it on the second floor. Disaster!
Ok, got to ask, what is with the BZ-75 shots? Did they even miss a shot!? Is this a new way of shooting, where you raise the gun with each shot!? Is that why every shot hit? lol. That was crazy! Raising the pee-pee with each shot, does that confuse the rng? lol. I mean it obviously works for them, strange how RnG was like perfect for them. I do that and get armour not hit, armour not pen’d etc.
Reference - Good Morning Vietnam
Gomer you here in Vietnam?
Yes I am. Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!
Ya know I believe it's true?
Why Shmoe you say?
I see usually 4 or 5 players hiding at the edge charge in when the enemy is split, ok they take the base nearest enemy is 1:30 min away, base timer says 1:00 , count down clock going, they leave the base with 20 seconds left, and get their asses shot off?
Snatching defeat from victory? Why? Just tell me why, this happens so much....
What a home owner/contractor horror story. No fun for them!
In the us, we call the hot water through the subfloor... Drumroll please... "Heated Floors"...
'Under-floor heating' in the UK. Can also be simple electric elements. Now that would have give 'Boris' a shock ...
@@ThePhoenix198 Nope... nothing to complete the circuit. The elements for the electric versions are typically only one wire, and the neutral contact is at the controller. Not advisable to touch it due to heat, but you're not getting zapped. Similar scenario to an element on a stove, it gets hot, but it doesn't suddenly weld your pans to it.
the economy in this game is wrecked
my clan had 3 - 15 man teams not long ago
we now cant even get one team together!
I can't imagine why Claus hasn't gotten his own in-game Commander 😅😅😅
Boris isnt guilty! He came from far away and maybe he was traumatized in the past. The Employer has the fault, he should know this. LunchBoxes are in other countries like gold.
What, you mean after being specifically told 'no nails', he still uses one for personal reasons, so is 'blameless'?
@@ThePhoenix198 Look, i am from Germany. My english isnt so good, too.
And i also dont hear "no nails" for doing the job, and nothing how this poor russian can secure his food in the Lunchbox. Trudeau should make some new "LunchBoxLaws" in Canada. I wish u best SLURPS every day🖖
Well Boris got to have his lunch and your friend ate it the hard way .
Good sign of Russian approach to and level of problem solving is that of the 4 or so million players left playing this game, about 40% are Russian (this includes Russians that have switched to EU server since WG sold its Russian region operations). They seem to love this insanity, just like how Boris loved his lunchbox. At least that is what Gomer Pyle told me.
gomer pyle nobody but us old farts is gonna get that reference
9:41 for sure Boris is ucrainean. They are all over the place...
Well poor Boris was the new guy and was probably pranked as such in the past so.....
Staramuha translation is oldfly, second player
@ClausKellerman Yuri would be used rocket boosted hammer 😆
Great meal security move by Boris. The only problem with his cunning plan is that in Canada, unlike ruSSia, there’s more than one hammer on the construction site.
1:15 Yes. Enough is enough.
god....that game got even worse. Good, that I have had uninstalled that stupid game since 6 years.
Boris got Canadian rng
Cause hitting the water pipe with 2 nails is clearly bad luck 😅😅
numbers your throwing around are bs 20000 is what case of coke cost +20000 large first aid +20000 large repair so your 60k in the hole b4 the game starts and even at tier 5 theres 2 k gold rounds tier 6 theres 3200 and theres 10k rounds at tier 10 > shoot 20 gold at tier 6 $64000 then theres repairs and bond and crew buffs you can add so even at tier 6 you can drop 150k +12 bonds or 20k more for crew so were talking about 80k b4 game starts and you can ez get to 100k in ammo so spend 190k + repairs and if its a win you might make 20 or 30 k back
BORIS GOT 2 CHECKED 1ST AND LAST THE SAME DAY
Hydronic heating Claus.
We need rocket boosted clown cars next. 👍😍
Call it underfloor heating
I'm not sure what "skill" you think is being employed when the vast majority of shots go somewhere other than where you are aiming. I think what you really mean is luck/favorable rng.
Ok why do people zoom out really quick before they fire???
Time to play Squad 44. Try driving a Matilda when you realize the gear downshift key needs remapped to something else. :P The infantry or logistics support is fun, but now and then getting into a tank wipes those old WoT cheesy games away.
Here a suggestion, Claus. Create a community poll, here on TH-cam, to see at what time of the day your viewers watch your videos.
There is nothing wrong, Boris nailed it
BORIS SHOULD BE MADE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS FOR FREE
borus sounds like the perfect z general
Ol Gomer that was lol
Yes Super Stupid but what the hell do you expect it’s WG home of the toy themed skins for WW2 tanks. And did anyone notice the BZ player jerks his gun every time he shoots ? Weird
I thought that he was possibly playing WoT one-handed. Which would be weird.
that story is so crazy it has to be true
Boris is not a Russian name. It's a Bulgarian name. One of the Bulgarian kings in 9th century was called Boris, long before there was a country called Russia. In ancient proto-bulgarian it means wild mountain cat.
why is he moving his aim on up everytihng he shoots ? is that some sort of secret skill or cheat ?
We have far too many Boris, Dimitri, Arthur, Alexander in Germany who love Putin, they create a mood for Putin and against the EU here, but they definitely don't want to live in dirt-poor Russia. The approximately 260,000 Russians living in this country were the eleventh largest group among the foreign population at 2.1%. Most of them work as unskilled assistants on construction sites or in our recycling centers, where they receive around 2,500 euros gross plus 500 euros in child benefit for 2 children, for each additional child there is up to 600 euros more. In Russia they would earn a maximum of 500 euros a month and receive 14 euros in child benefit. Since the beginning of the war, if they have a Russian passport but not yet a German passport, they have not gone to Russia because they would then be immediately sent to the army.
Germany will be dirt poor soon thanks to your friends across the Atlantic
Jou too could nail your lunch box to the floor but now jou won't!
Hope you having an absolutely fantastic day
You too!
Putin is looking for that Boris! 😁
Mute the sound and the video is better