Jesse's Diet, Fashion, Experiments

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  • @leow3696
    @leow3696 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My mom once opened a meeting at work by saying "This week, I 'ave been mostly doing photocopying". She's still proud of the laugh she got.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic!

  • @WyreForestBiker
    @WyreForestBiker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Possibly the funniest series of sketches ever created .... 20 years on I'm still cracking up and the thing is ..I don't really know why !!

    • @mynciboiV8
      @mynciboiV8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, soooo much better than little Britain. This sketch in particular and the Julio El Geordio ruins me!

    • @susanknowles8511
      @susanknowles8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely 😆

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like verbal slapstick (with a bit of actual slapstick when he walks funny). But then, added in some context humour with some of the suggestions (my favourite being the honey diet one). Bit akin to performance poetry. :)

    • @samprizeman4509
      @samprizeman4509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cos…. ITS BRILLIANT!!!!

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These sketches were written by the man himself, Bob Mortimer!

  • @colshythecomedian
    @colshythecomedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mark Williams is one of the funniest actors I've ever seen. "Slithering thing ..." 🤣🤣😆😂

    • @PolakInHolland
      @PolakInHolland 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They stole that joke from Dad's Army :)

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Stuck in a hole! In the fog! Stuck in a hole in the fog in the middle of the night! WITH AN OWL!!!

    • @chrisburn1365
      @chrisburn1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With multi wing span!

    • @martinelode31
      @martinelode31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best ever he was hysterical...love Mark.

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @theangryyamyam713
    @theangryyamyam713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Still kills me that this guy was also Arthur Weasley. Imagine if this had been his audition show reel. This week I have mostly had a massive load of ginger kids while stuck in a hole, in the fog, with an owl.

    • @dandyx12
      @dandyx12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and a Slytherin thing

  • @patrickhannon4217
    @patrickhannon4217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love "This week, I have followed through!" hilarious!

    • @ghengiscant538
      @ghengiscant538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and the coil fitting walks were spot on .

  • @ebutuoyYT
    @ebutuoyYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This predicted social media, random people, saying random rubbish, on a massive scale. We are all Jesse, now.

  • @xkitejunkie
    @xkitejunkie ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still giggle every time I see a bourbon biscuit

  • @atomiccritter6492
    @atomiccritter6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I dont know why the "this week I have been mostly eating taramasalata" is funny

    • @drinkupmeheartysyoho
      @drinkupmeheartysyoho 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Makes me giggle everytime I see it in the shop 😂

  • @aryasayne
    @aryasayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the flies buzzing, really recreates the atmosphere

  • @keithterry2169
    @keithterry2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jesse must have the same barber as Boris Johnson.

  • @IAmPez
    @IAmPez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The addition of the "includes paid promotion" disclaimer was a great touch.

  • @peterelmer9114
    @peterelmer9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “This season I’ll be mostly wearing Ishi Zaki ! “ cracks me up every time 😂 Just brilliant delivery and body language 👍

    • @darthdaver868
      @darthdaver868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Issey Miyake

    • @peterelmer9114
      @peterelmer9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthdaver868 ; thanks 😂😂😂 it’s even funnier now 👍

  • @irwinmccook7942
    @irwinmccook7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best comedy sketch show ever!!!

  • @clairecarlia-jones5979
    @clairecarlia-jones5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's 2019 and this is still the best! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved the fast show.....🤣

  • @rookieslr
    @rookieslr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best one I saw was ‘This week….I ar be mostly eating….TWAT!’ Flipping brilliant! They don’t make ‘em like this anymore!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Genius that is Mark Williams, a joyous actor superb

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff ปีที่แล้ว

      With the genius writing of Bob Mortimer

  • @Redmanb11
    @Redmanb11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    'Today, I have been mostly having a coil fitted.'

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's a coil?

    • @IIDeCkArDII1
      @IIDeCkArDII1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Williamson ...women have them inserted as a form of contraception.

    • @IIDeCkArDII1
      @IIDeCkArDII1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...🤣😂🤣😄...I miss Harry & Friends/The Fast Show/Harry & Paul, it was when comedy was worth watching!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good grief. Jesse, what were you thinking?

    • @mynciboiV8
      @mynciboiV8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielwilliamson6180 I love it when comedy goes over my head, makes me go out and learn. But what a way to find out what the coil is Daniel! 😂

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "this week I aren't been hungry" 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisburn1365
    @chrisburn1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If you can't give directions or refer to a tree without saying "lovely old tree" are you truly a Fast Show fan?

  • @66marshallandrew
    @66marshallandrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agreed! Absolute Genius. My particular favourite is Jazz Club

  • @nrellis666
    @nrellis666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You've missed the one where Jesse IS MOSTLY EATING PROZAC!!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS WEEK I'LL AVE BEEN MOSTLY EATING - PROZAC!!!

    • @krTog1
      @krTog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As well as the one where he'll mostly be giving head.

    • @Dee.K.Mikaelson
      @Dee.K.Mikaelson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes,, my favourite

  • @wayneharding6594
    @wayneharding6594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder if this is who Boris Johnson styles himself after, I mean just check the hair.

  • @summus314
    @summus314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If this guy was around today he'd be a youtube megastar.

    • @MrBlaine1234
      @MrBlaine1234 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s still alive bro

  • @bradleyturner8173
    @bradleyturner8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember this line from Fast Show live: “This month, I have been mostly infected with....Diehorrearhay!”
    XD

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, that's one that stayed with me as well!

  • @gregthebaker829
    @gregthebaker829 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A fully experienced rambling hiker! 😂😂

  • @IrishNational
    @IrishNational 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bring Back Jesse!!!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A couple of hours ago I uploaded a video called Jesse Jr.'s Diets which is a spoof of the Jesse's Diets sketches.

  • @tonyhedgewolf
    @tonyhedgewolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:52 is the one I was waiting for 😎

  • @keithterry2169
    @keithterry2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesse the dentist " This week, I shall be mostly extracting molars "

  • @davekochanski8756
    @davekochanski8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He runs the country now !!

  • @russellrawling274
    @russellrawling274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of a old man I used to go shopping for. He would ask only for certain things to eat this week. The next week he said he never like the previous weeks food. Never had and never will!

  • @She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-
    @She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    *mark williams walks outside and shuts the shed door* me literally dying from laughing for no reason

  • @bottletree33
    @bottletree33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely stark raving mad.

  • @stevehawthorn8733
    @stevehawthorn8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With an Owl

  • @TheCarpentersDaughterUK
    @TheCarpentersDaughterUK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:28 🤣 this week, I ant bin hungry LOL

  • @fluffyfour
    @fluffyfour 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:45 - My absolute favourite xxx

  • @skawashers
    @skawashers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is Boris Johnson looking more n more like Jesse each year.
    'This week I 'ave been mostly found guilty of lying to the Queen'

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:26 The young man with the curly red hair is Paul Whitehouse.

  • @noradosmith
    @noradosmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:04: the way the tyre falls lol

    • @mcloughline
      @mcloughline 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And next week, the tyre is still there on the ground. Good continuity!

  • @purpleturkey1792
    @purpleturkey1792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fecking stupid ....
    Fecking brilliant 😂

  • @nedsdark8044
    @nedsdark8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oooh suits you sir, suits you down to the ground

  • @markhayes4149
    @markhayes4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Boris Johnson memes of this is hilarious.

  • @austinreid5032
    @austinreid5032 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @eileensmyth4688
    @eileensmyth4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't know "directions guy" was Jesse! (Since hair on Jesse was combed and no tash!) Hilarious character.
    This season b mostly wearing nipple clamps! 😂😂

  • @aclementine9928
    @aclementine9928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the original influencer

  • @freakish87
    @freakish87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This season, I’ll be mostly wearing, Nipple clamps. I always thought he said clumps and it was still hilarious! 🤣🤣

    • @popflickbogeypoo
      @popflickbogeypoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was my favourite too!
      I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe! 🤣

  • @pre-groupingrailways8689
    @pre-groupingrailways8689 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boris is bac

  • @MrMr-fo8st
    @MrMr-fo8st 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The secret door brought me here

  • @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262
    @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one with the tash wasn't Jesse

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:57 You can tell that he's wearing a thong by the way he walks.

  • @johntyfleming4581
    @johntyfleming4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just awesome...😆

  • @Reman1975
    @Reman1975 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was sure I remembered one where he kicked the door open, ran towards the camera, and screamed "THIS WEEK...... I 'AVE MOSTLY BEEN...... DOING COCAINE !", then stood there twitching for a moment before storming back into the shed and slamming the door.
    Anyone else remember that one, or was it a mistaken memory of someone else doing a parody on TV?

  • @charlestaylor8566
    @charlestaylor8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He must have seen the future , today I have been mostly having a coil fitted !

  • @davidtyler6329
    @davidtyler6329 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cracks me up.

  • @charikloangel33
    @charikloangel33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS WEEK I ARE BEEN MOSTLY EATING...PROZAC!!!

  • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
    @AustinTheWeenieTickler ปีที่แล้ว

    This week! I have been mostly eatin’…
    Acorns.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:49 and 7:48 "I'm a fully experienced rambling hiker!" LOL

  • @danielcaloe6632
    @danielcaloe6632 ปีที่แล้ว

    COMEDY GOLD😁😁😂😂

  • @stevejenks9735
    @stevejenks9735 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it's weird - if you just read the script it's not funny but Mark Williams saying it - laugh out loud funny

  • @garysmith4418
    @garysmith4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine if the scarecrow scetch was real and in that position :-) :-)

  • @zandermorris6707
    @zandermorris6707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A C O R N S

  • @jesusiscomingbacksoon3384
    @jesusiscomingbacksoon3384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where was this week I have mostly been eating cheese?!

  • @Miss-Placed.1
    @Miss-Placed.1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came here for Taramasalata(r) 😂

  • @warrenthomas3168
    @warrenthomas3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    PROOOOOZAAAAAKKKK!!!!!

  • @JesseStiller
    @JesseStiller 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It me :D

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesse's Diet, Fashion, Experiments
    Father "Brown" Sound. Undone By London ~ Do Noble On Dunny

  • @rondunnett7204
    @rondunnett7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just shown Brian

  • @blustulagu
    @blustulagu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought he did one where he ate prawn cocktail

  • @holly9464
    @holly9464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would it be possible for you to add a warning for the bulimic comment please? Thank you in advance :)

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pause at 5:57. If Jesse had a Facebook account, that would be his profile photo.

  • @mhl8396
    @mhl8396 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is it me or is there something missing from comedy these days?

    • @geowynleda4641
      @geowynleda4641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is. Humour.

    • @philippepalmer2968
      @philippepalmer2968 ปีที่แล้ว

      not this old chestnut that keeps coming round over and over again.All the creative arts including comedy changes as it goes along,that's the whole point of creative arts,to challenge us on how we interpret it.I'm sure if someone dived into the archives of the Daily Telegraph they would find a letter from 1982 that says,Dear Sir,last night I sat down to watch a programme on BBC2 called The Young Ones,I have never seen so much disgusting rubbish blah blah blah in all my time.Back in my day,we would all gather around the wireless set to listen to The Goon Show,Is it me or is there something missing from comedy these days?

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the more you die inside you lose your capacity to have appropriate emotions so what ought to be quite funny doesn’t even resonate anymore and what ought not to be funny because it’s inappropriate or disgusting becomes funny to you. It makes some sense that a dead spirit can’t really process comedy in the same way as a living spirit so you go looking for things to make you feel emotions again, to make you feel alive, and you’re just all sad and dead inside so then you don’t understand that what you’re finding amusement in is profoundly immoral, inappropriate, abusive and actually quite tragic..

  • @bennyjg4449
    @bennyjg4449 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's Jesse, not Jessie. Says it right there on the screen several times.

    • @chrisprice4221
      @chrisprice4221  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quite correct. A typo neither I nor anyone else noticed. Rectified now but, Calm down dear!

    • @bennyjg4449
      @bennyjg4449 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisprice4221 Saying obvious facts apparently makes you not calm now. Using eyes helps then

  • @kanervatie
    @kanervatie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the joke?

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesse is a scruffy homeless man who resides in a small shed or barn and he pops and tells out about what food he ate, clothes he wore and other things he did.

    • @CollaterlieSisters
      @CollaterlieSisters 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Today, you will mostly be regretting watching these sketches.

  • @ilovemalechickens
    @ilovemalechickens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about eels, with MIGHTY WINGSPAN!!!!!

  • @itsallrobbish
    @itsallrobbish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Fast Show, absolutely brilliant!

  • @jpw1490
    @jpw1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This week iy aave been mostly eating IT NEVER GETS OLD NOT FOR ME ANY WAY

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:14 That's not a Jesse sketch. That's a Rambling Hiker sketch.

  • @JamesMurray-iq5tz
    @JamesMurray-iq5tz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember being 5 or 6 and was laughing for days at the bourbon biscuits bit

  • @TheHippocrocapig
    @TheHippocrocapig ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still the greatest sketch show ever made

  • @Kingtrollface259
    @Kingtrollface259 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God I miss these ,hale and pace ,Harry Enfield, Whitehouse, Cathy burke

  • @FatLeonard84
    @FatLeonard84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ron's dad

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “This week I’ve been mostly bulimic.”

  • @1975supermike
    @1975supermike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me during lockdown

  • @TheBT
    @TheBT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait, this has been flagged as having paid promotion. That is so funny

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:00 The 1st Rambling Hiker sketch is a classic. Mark Williams was brilliantly hilarious. 5:45

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:06 Blooper

    • @jochenstacker7448
      @jochenstacker7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you watch the preceeding sketches, the tire remains on the ground. Methinks this was done in one go.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jochenstacker7448 Unless that sketch was filmed first.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:25 2:41 3:35 6:01 6:27 6:37 10:34 and 11:03 LOL