What If Jupiter Never Existed?

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  • @dreamersofdays
    @dreamersofdays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    TH-camrs who put links in the description for us mobile users are the True MVP

    • @Hotrodd48
      @Hotrodd48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @ninjanovaguy8289
      @ninjanovaguy8289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      media0.giphy.com/media/l2JdZtu84rJXb9c8o/200w.gif

    • @japzone
      @japzone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed.

    • @lifenoggin
      @lifenoggin  8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Jose Martinez We gotchu 😘

    • @HumanManufactured
      @HumanManufactured 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what does this have to do with the video

  • @dustalesans9687
    @dustalesans9687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Jupiter is like a big brother who watches your back but can't help but pick on us every now and then.

    • @TeenyTonnie
      @TeenyTonnie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So true XD

    • @predotor1017
      @predotor1017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      true

    • @vifurawa2715
      @vifurawa2715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sans The Skeleton My brother is Jupiter... shit

    • @231swift
      @231swift 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      not long till the comets break jupiter apart and chunks come flying

    • @bawlsinyourjaw1293
      @bawlsinyourjaw1293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dustale Sans

  • @infiniteflame8633
    @infiniteflame8633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    The Solar Family :
    Sol : The Grandfather (The Sun)
    Mercury: Brother
    Venus : Sister
    Earth: Sister 2
    Mars: Brother 2
    Jupiter: The Big Daddy
    Saturn: The Big Mommy
    Uranus: The Rich Uncle
    Neptune : The Coolest Auntie
    Pluto: Mickey Mouse's Dog

    • @lendopignvil1506
      @lendopignvil1506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      EDITED*

    • @824-q4l
      @824-q4l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LENDOPIGNVIL And why would you think that?

    • @rela424
      @rela424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LENDOPIGNVIL earth is a girl

    • @w6ckhardt
      @w6ckhardt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      STRIFE here comes the feminazis

    • @rela424
      @rela424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GasMaskMusic what does this even have to do with feminism

  • @saturn9083
    @saturn9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    The moment when Jupiter leaves the
    solar-system
    Everyone:NOOOOOOOOO
    Saturn: yeaa I'm the biggest

    • @crazydog1847
      @crazydog1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @loeimatt6629
      @loeimatt6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me : *Takes Jupiter back* F*CK U SA4URN

    • @saturn9083
      @saturn9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LUCAS MARGA oh yea free style but.... I hate Jupiter sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me

    • @bruvlolruvlo2107
      @bruvlolruvlo2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait there's two Saturn's that commented + jupiter commented

    • @MrPositiveguy
      @MrPositiveguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ninja- roblox there are many people with Saturn profile pictures.

  • @starless4146
    @starless4146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I Love these little videos!! So interesting........ Wish school was like this.....
    THE ONLY Thing that sucks about these Videos is that they are TOO SHORT ! !

  • @saturn1779
    @saturn1779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    If Jupiter never existed, i will become the biggest planet in solar system (I didn’t count sun because it’s star)

    • @Assault_king
      @Assault_king 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Hey saturn i heard u married Jupiter!!!

    • @transam33o
      @transam33o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jupiter is smaller than u...

    • @afghani_stallion5613
      @afghani_stallion5613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      transam33o Jupiter is bigger, do your research buddy.

    • @fairypotatoe
      @fairypotatoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey how old are you Saturn?

    • @tristoons3503
      @tristoons3503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey I saw Jupiter in the comments

  • @AniPlayFilms
    @AniPlayFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    In my opinion, I find Astronomy or anything space related to be the most interesting out of all the sciences. That and Psychology

    • @600-i8e
      @600-i8e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AnimeGabe12 Studios ikr

    • @jinswonderland6798
      @jinswonderland6798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnimeGabe12 Studios same

    • @sanstheskeleton4525
      @sanstheskeleton4525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime Gabe Studios I'm taking GCSE psycology, it's terrible.

    • @bananateam5740
      @bananateam5740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @TheGeorge2277
      @TheGeorge2277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anime Gabe Studios psychology was the most boring subject I’ve ever taken

  • @maya-vj2gl
    @maya-vj2gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Earth: bro close your eyes
    Jupiter: ok bro
    Earth: do you see anything bro
    Jupiter: nothing bro
    Earth: that's my life without you bro
    Jupiter: bro....

    • @immrcontagious9096
      @immrcontagious9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maria elisha Sumalbag lol

    • @zukarinkuari6842
      @zukarinkuari6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thatd a gay

    • @sync6804
      @sync6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jarech Gaming what does this comment of yours mean by thatd a gay

    • @autumn7341
      @autumn7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stolen meme

    • @cyber8206
      @cyber8206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U stole it

  • @ruben1475
    @ruben1475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    If Jupiter had never existed, we would've had one less Sailor Soldier.

    • @Kuro-xt9vv
      @Kuro-xt9vv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ruben Hulsewe Sailor Moon fan?

    • @ruben1475
      @ruben1475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ch4rle3 Yeees

    • @kaguraslayer2260
      @kaguraslayer2260 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruben Hulsewe dddd

    • @idontwanttogo3140
      @idontwanttogo3140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ruben Hulsewe we would dead because Jupiter takes most astoids 1come,for us but Jupiter being the cop like nope

    • @smile-rq9kz
      @smile-rq9kz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruben Hulsewe lpdmzm∆¶\℅=[\.

  • @aniyacob1513
    @aniyacob1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    What if uranus never existed
    There will be no "uranus jokes"

    • @user-ov9wg3qs7u
      @user-ov9wg3qs7u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You silly

    • @ngaomitaiaroa9845
      @ngaomitaiaroa9845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's rood to the planet uranus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @photonic4394
      @photonic4394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would like this comment but there’s 69 likes

    • @curtlollis6922
      @curtlollis6922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaaaa

    • @ngaomitaiaroa9845
      @ngaomitaiaroa9845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I'm being serious about this that is really really rood to the planet

  • @orrithoreggertsson3000
    @orrithoreggertsson3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Jupiter is the big brother protecting his younger brother earth

    • @seanoshea6544
      @seanoshea6544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Orri Thor Eggertsson Like a stillborn fetus taking bullets to the head, as the live baby gets devoured from the inside out by maggots.

    • @TekkitForTheFunOfIt
      @TekkitForTheFunOfIt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Overcooked Turnip .... Interesting analogy.

    • @evansanmillan3666
      @evansanmillan3666 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      this feels like my brother

    • @etikalovesminecraft7844
      @etikalovesminecraft7844 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shandi Ward :)

    • @erickvillegas2544
      @erickvillegas2544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey earth is not the only one here

  • @heheheheheehhaheu
    @heheheheheehhaheu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If people lived on Jupiter: *What If earth didn’t exist..*

    • @Ukball2
      @Ukball2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @conorwalsh767
    @conorwalsh767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Jupiter: "I CAME IN LIKE A RECKING BALLLL"

  • @mileenaandscorpionfan4110
    @mileenaandscorpionfan4110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Jupiter has joined the game
    Rocky Bodies 1, 2, 3 and 4 were slain by Jupiter.
    Saturn joined the game
    Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars joined the game
    Uranus joined the game
    Neptune joined the game
    Jupiter: ...
    Amoeba has joined the game.
    Amoeba evolved into life!
    Life has joined the game.
    Adam joined the game
    Eve joined the game
    Eve: Hi...
    Adam: Hi...
    LATER...
    Mercury has left the game
    Venus has left the game
    Earth has left the game
    White Dwarf has joined the game
    LATER....
    Universe has left the game
    This server is empty
    Join a new server?
    [Yes] [No]

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _Singularity has joined the game_
      _Singularity expanded suddenly_
      Later..
      _Stars joined the game_
      _The Sun joined the game_
      (and so on..)

    • @fromlaoswithoutlove
      @fromlaoswithoutlove 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mileena and Scorpion Fan according to the Bible,Adam and Eve was the first people on earth

    • @LitDaWae
      @LitDaWae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes yes that is true but in logical way... NOT MAGICAL LIKE GOD USES HIS HAND TO CREATE THIS WORLD, No...

    • @arschlochverzogern5176
      @arschlochverzogern5176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE SUN ALSO SWALLOWED MARS

    • @akidoesrandomthings9125
      @akidoesrandomthings9125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [Yes]

  • @rat9822
    @rat9822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    *Planets (and the sun) as a family*
    Sun: Proud mother
    Mercury: Little brother
    Venus: Evil sister
    Earth: Good sister
    Mars: Smart brother
    Jupiter: The over protective father
    Saturn: Oldest brother
    Uranus: Teen sister
    Neptune: Boyfriend of Uranus
    Pluto: the good doggo

  • @rixel2288
    @rixel2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mercury-little brother
    Venus-older sister
    Earth-young sister
    Mars older brother
    Jupiter-dad
    Saturn-mom
    Uranus 2nd oldest brother
    Neptune-Frist Born
    Pluto-younger brother
    Sun-grandpa
    Planet 9-3rd oldest
    Senda-young traveler from the ort cloud

  • @navaraabs7595
    @navaraabs7595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    What if Jupiter never existed? Simple answer: This video wil never exist; Also us, too.

  • @jkl6759
    @jkl6759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    earth = you
    jupiter = internet

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, TON 618 = internet

    • @xdcovey8667
      @xdcovey8667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew A it's a joke. Don't take it seriously.

    • @Walkerl-zc6dp
      @Walkerl-zc6dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Replicanoob soooooooooooooooo true 😂👌

    • @gamicxsam3793
      @gamicxsam3793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Replicanoob YUPP

    • @mmmmmmok5292
      @mmmmmmok5292 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @jupiterthegasgiant9315
    @jupiterthegasgiant9315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    I'm you're savior be grateful humans

    • @justarinnegan8593
      @justarinnegan8593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      you are bodyguard for us
      thanks lol

    • @dagoldentaco7987
      @dagoldentaco7987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      peasants*

    • @miamineighborhoodrealty2873
      @miamineighborhoodrealty2873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We need you ether we like it or not

    • @pecanpie8888
      @pecanpie8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jupiter The Gas Giant hi Jupiter! Aren’t you proud cybernova favorited you and she named her daughter Jupiter!!

    • @Vein2384
      @Vein2384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never knew you had arms Xr

  • @waterbuffalo9862
    @waterbuffalo9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Me: if Jupiter didn’t exist then we wouldn’t be talking about it not existing because we never knew it existed.

  • @himisuda9589
    @himisuda9589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Mercury: Why am I irrelevant?
    Venus: Hey man! I'm your hot sister!
    Earth: I am possible the least cool out of everyone here.
    Mars: Don't worry Mercury, I'm lowkey irrelevant, too.
    Jupiter: Haha, Earth, I got your back! Oh.. Woops, I accidentally sent an asteroid your way. Well, have fun lil bro!
    Saturn: I've had 4 husbands yet they all left me. They even kept the ring on. Why.
    Uranus: I get bullied by the things on Earth.. They make jokes about me..
    Neptune: Ohoho, you've got a big storm coming.exe
    Pluto: Speak for yourself, Mercury and Mars! I'M NOT EVEN A PLANET!

    • @planetearth2249
      @planetearth2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Orcus, Sedna: HUMANS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE FREAKING LOOK LIKE!
      Ceres: Hey! You left me out of the mix!

    • @lighttank3905
      @lighttank3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a diamond planet I know but its a star dammit

    • @planetearth2249
      @planetearth2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lighttank3905 55 Cancri e.

    • @bitchrat1123
      @bitchrat1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY LEFT THE RING OLSDNANVDJKSALFJ

    • @catwich
      @catwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha lol

  • @olishere1059
    @olishere1059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Why can’t they name the planets like bob or something???

    • @alxan7227
      @alxan7227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Gaming with Amanda so we would ask them why the hell did they name it like that?!

    • @gamaliel5584
      @gamaliel5584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      because the romans/greeks discovered them first and we just kinda adopted their names

    • @gamaliel5584
      @gamaliel5584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or no actually, it was made popular by the romans and greeks.
      regarding WHO discovered it first, i'm not sure. definitely not those 2.

    • @gamaliel5584
      @gamaliel5584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but nowadays new celestial objects are named by the one who found it or just simply a set of number + a few letters.
      the satellites, however, are named accordingly to their planet. phobos and deimos are the embodiment of fear. it matches with mars/ares, because he is the god of war.
      miranda, ariel, and all of neptune satellites are actually nereids in the mythology. theyre like, neptune's servants or something.

    • @farmerjoe124
      @farmerjoe124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KING GEORGE

  • @sachikochan988
    @sachikochan988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Jupiter's thug life

  • @Betis91
    @Betis91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jupiter is Earth's big brother; That's why it protects Earth from asteroids and comets lol just like an older brother protects his younger sibling from danger, it's the same case

    • @guyontheinternet8891
      @guyontheinternet8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in my case my older brother is super mean to me.

    • @sarahreeve442
      @sarahreeve442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guyontheinternet8891 same

    • @abelgonzalez4
      @abelgonzalez4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guyontheinternet8891 same

    • @rozenoid0600
      @rozenoid0600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mars and venus: am I a joke to you?

    • @Yesnt0073
      @Yesnt0073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @armanvandijk5133
    @armanvandijk5133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Who does also agree with me that Life Noggin should make a 'draw my life' in Life Noggin style (animation type)? Like this comment please so he can see it.

    • @emcwoo
      @emcwoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes plz!

    • @jd2586
      @jd2586 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody like it

    • @thefunwackos2669
      @thefunwackos2669 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeeeeeeeesssss

    • @weirdthing3799
      @weirdthing3799 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's LiGe Noggin?

    • @armanvandijk5133
      @armanvandijk5133 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +EasternShellos Haha thanks, should be Life Noggin :3

  • @ninasolomon8598
    @ninasolomon8598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Well I guess I should tell my mom that I can survive my life and learn anything without going to school and just watching TH-cam? This channel teach me better than my annoying sister

    • @hairu4022
      @hairu4022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Craimiel Swenchzer Yes.Quit school don't go to university to learn more important shit and get a high paying job as a street sweeper

    • @lisamoonbyulseulgimomotaey7776
      @lisamoonbyulseulgimomotaey7776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hairul aqmal that is too much harsh

    • @Dillepo14
      @Dillepo14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hairul Aqmal the:youll never get a good job if you don't graduate starter pack: Hairul Aqmal

    • @DanA-vj4ws
      @DanA-vj4ws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if your dream job is anything tha pays above average then 9 time out of 10 youll need a degree

    • @antoniomiguel3789
      @antoniomiguel3789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's is just trying to help you become a respectful adult. Give her a break!

  • @nidhidave8173
    @nidhidave8173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    his voice is nice

  • @mayasummer3329
    @mayasummer3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jupiter : i miss my sis
    Venus : shut up
    Mars : oi
    Earth :papa
    Ui scuti : im way hoter
    Mercuey : aHhHh
    Pluto : why did the planet colide?
    Saturn :oh no PLUTO CAME BACK!
    Sun bruh
    Neptune : me fart
    Uanus : why do planets make fun of my name
    Us :...

  • @neptune9693
    @neptune9693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    MY BROTHER

  • @dweepamdas5348
    @dweepamdas5348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    make a video what if earth had no moon

    • @chasemyers8580
      @chasemyers8580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dweepam Das I agree Life Noggin PLZ DO THIS

    • @andreibr2539
      @andreibr2539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chase Myers

    • @lee177swgoh
      @lee177swgoh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dweepam Das i think it might be shorter days

    • @jeaya
      @jeaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dweepam Das THAT'S EASY AF! Short days, tides will be out of control, we'll be shorter and I know most but I forgot XD

    • @chirped3759
      @chirped3759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we'd look weird

  • @AndrewGunner
    @AndrewGunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    As a believer in Roman mythology, I find this very offensive. How dare you propose something so foolish as a notion that Jupiter could never have existed?! Rude. Very rude.
    you already know this is a joke

    • @shadowcakesxp5181
      @shadowcakesxp5181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      roman mythology doesnt exist its just a copy of greek mythology with latin names

    • @AndrewGunner
      @AndrewGunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shadow annonimus XP Yes, and Islam is a copy of Christianity, yet it's still considered a religion. You were saying?

    • @shadowcakesxp5181
      @shadowcakesxp5181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would you believe in a copied version of something ?

    • @AndrewGunner
      @AndrewGunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shadow annonimus XP because that comment was a joke?

    • @shadowcakesxp5181
      @shadowcakesxp5181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Andrew Gunner go eat snickers and then come back

  • @Aden068
    @Aden068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Sun:I’m so big
    Uy scuti:hold my beer

    • @SubjectYeti
      @SubjectYeti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sun: yo thats bigger then me

    • @botiktokvnnhacchill6438
      @botiktokvnnhacchill6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @duckypanda
      @duckypanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arcturus: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @moved_accounts1934
      @moved_accounts1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duckypanda cat's eye nebula :pffffftttt

    • @duckypanda
      @duckypanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moved_accounts1934 The Milky Way: Whats going on ya little dudes.

  • @magmaishredeh6242
    @magmaishredeh6242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mecury:midget planet
    Venus:the twin of our earth
    earth:our home
    mars:the alien planet
    jupiter:the biggest planet
    saturn:the married planet
    uranus:the coolest planet
    neptune:the stormy planet
    pluto:the long lost planet

    • @aircraftenthusiast2207
      @aircraftenthusiast2207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soo Hahahhahahahahah Saturn is Married Planet So who is Saturn’s husband

    • @thegachagamermia322ndchann8
      @thegachagamermia322ndchann8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maderato It Use To

    • @cocoapuff_x
      @cocoapuff_x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magma Ish Redeh
      Venus is more like the hot planet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wendy’s Number 1 Fan • Jupiter 😂😂

    • @janesverbic8662
      @janesverbic8662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the Lord of the universe! If a black hole comes, he runs away

  • @chrisbarke7669
    @chrisbarke7669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    it's like:
    Jupiter: GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY oh shit woops

    • @lifenoggin
      @lifenoggin  8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +House Maker WATCH YOUR MOUTH! You can't say "woops" in the comment section!

    • @augustlundin
      @augustlundin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jupiter: Hey Earth, wanna play cathing meteorites?
      Earth: (a little bit scared of Jupiter's power) No, I feel a little bit... Um... Sick(?), I'm so polluted by China.
      Jupiter: Wow, China must be terribelle because you always feel sick when I wanna play. (disappointed)
      Earth: Yeah... You know how it is when humans are having fun. The US is taking my oil and f*cks up the middle-east.
      Jupiter: No, I don't know how it is, I've never had humans. (sad face)
      Earth: (feeling guilty) Play with Pluto instead.
      Jupiter: Thanks man, wanna play Pluto?
      Pluto: Sure!
      Jupiter throws an meteorite at Pluto
      Pluto: Here it comes back!
      Jupiter: Oh no! I can't take it, you threw it way too close to Mars.
      Pluto: Sorry! Oh wait! Earth! Watch ou...
      BOOM!!! Humanity was destroyed!

    • @l3eoOontoto
      @l3eoOontoto 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +UpZet Brainz I think you put too much time in this huh

    • @chrisbarke7669
      @chrisbarke7669 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life Noggin Ah! Sorry...uh... I don't actually know your name! Do you have One?

    • @DominatorBuilder
      @DominatorBuilder 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life Noggin y b0ss
      Also, thanks for giving me a shoutout.
      :D

  • @thebigcfunimations1347
    @thebigcfunimations1347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    We love you Jupiter!

  • @squishyyyyi
    @squishyyyyi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: if Jupiter never existed then Mars would have no moons and saturn will be the biggest planet and also Saturn's moon Titan would be the largest moon in our solar system

    • @lilianrubi764
      @lilianrubi764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND de would have no life

    • @man_imbored171
      @man_imbored171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the Saturn thing is pretty obvious but the Mars thing is cool

    • @squishyyyyi
      @squishyyyyi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@man_imbored171 updated my comment

  • @ArcticAJ-mt6tf
    @ArcticAJ-mt6tf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    idk why but Im feeling bad for poor Jupiter, Jupiter protects us from things.... oh gosh is it weird feeling bad for a planet?

    • @Deez2004Nuts
      @Deez2004Nuts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :'(

    • @domib.3924
      @domib.3924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its weird because jupiter has no consuisnous

    • @altazure7057
      @altazure7057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i mean jupiter does get hit by giant space rocks but... lets face it those rocks probably just tickle like a feather on your skin.

    • @shaibautista1853
      @shaibautista1853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arctic9876 AJ no its not weird

    • @harrym1862
      @harrym1862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arctic9876 AJ it's not a planet

  • @tylererer
    @tylererer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jupiter, Florida ;) You guys need us

    • @royaleroque7716
      @royaleroque7716 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No matter how crazy things get, I feel like Florida is much needed for everyone. 😎

    • @chucknorrisfan47
      @chucknorrisfan47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Royale Roque Florida will always be needed

    • @slopez-ey6bh
      @slopez-ey6bh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But what about Lil' ol' Nevada? Our state gives the US most of the currency we use today

    • @chucknorrisfan47
      @chucknorrisfan47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Savvy Gaming you missed the point.

  • @AguzSuiCaedere
    @AguzSuiCaedere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Expected from best Sailor Scout

    • @Bickyball
      @Bickyball 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @-Joyfull
      @-Joyfull 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AguzSuiCaedere Amen! Makoto Kino protects us all, and I love her so much!

  • @NolimitCris00
    @NolimitCris00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “YOU HUMANS”💀😂MY MANS A ALIEN

  • @giantrunt
    @giantrunt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mercury:Little dude
    Venus:Scorching Sister
    Earth:Us
    Mars:BFF
    Jupiter:Gassy Daddy
    Saturn:Mom who has a fetish for rings
    Uranus:Punny Uncle
    Neptune:Cool Auntie
    Pluto:Disowned kid
    Asteroid belt:The group who separated gassy guys from Rocky guys
    Kuiper Belt:The group that surrounds us

  • @KSR585
    @KSR585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    OH DAMN SON JUPITER NEEDS SOME MILK

  • @brokebentsubliminals
    @brokebentsubliminals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    *I just wanna know why you were called, “Hot Jupiter.”*

    • @christianbuntan1138
      @christianbuntan1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait let me introduce im just an subscriber and some times i see comments, and why its called an hot Jupiter because there are look like Jupiter and really close but it is sometimes different to Jupiter, and im so sorry if i comment to you because your asking the creator of the video im so sorry and why i read comments because i want to see there opinion and im so so so sorry again.

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christianbuntan1138 That's the highest brained thing I have ever read.

    • @abbacchio7281
      @abbacchio7281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo so they are called Hot Jupiter cuz they are big as Jupiter and they are closer to their star, so they are hot...

    • @genericlozfan9862
      @genericlozfan9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think so
      Kinda makes sence.!

    • @jmtorzar5039
      @jmtorzar5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericlozfan9862 *jahsoaplwbwupwiwusjakahialagskalabzkalbscdkalbsgskalvacskalbafskalbacsumwnsbaopalwbwopwhueopwnabialaksvusjslsnhaoapnahsvsupslnalspkasnlslpsosins sguspslmsbsvysjmsnvcsgsiospslnavgaosplnsvsgsuyhuoplnvscuspsavcsgsuos*

  • @progressbarcallisto4744
    @progressbarcallisto4744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mercury-baby
    Venus-sister
    Earth-kid
    Mars-collage
    Jupiter-our dad
    Saturn-our mom
    Uranus-very smart
    Neptune-uncle/grandpa
    Pluto-our dog

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hot Jupiter's aren't especially common, they're especially easy to find with current imaging systems. Closer and larger planets have a bigger impact on their host star's wobble and perceived brightness and with close planets we can see the effect more often in a shorter span. We need to see the planet cross the star twice to confirm it exists. If the orbit takes several decades, we won't confirm the existence for over a century with current methods and we've only been looking for a few years. Using current technology, we might now ( only very recently) be able to spot a planet like Earth. We still would have trouble confirming the existence of one as far from the host star as Jupiter.

    • @hugouribe1442
      @hugouribe1442 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      k

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sam True.

    • @professorracc.9780
      @professorracc.9780 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sam yes, It's wrong of him to say our solar system is weird for not having a hot jupiter.

    • @jazzeyyyy7
      @jazzeyyyy7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hugo Uribe 😂

    • @Naz-tj2hv
      @Naz-tj2hv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sam STOP BEING SMART

  • @aiharuka358
    @aiharuka358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jupiter is love
    Jupiter is life

  • @l4ur790
    @l4ur790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What if before Jupiter camed in our solar system and destroyed the other little planets there have been another intelligent form of life living on one of this?

    • @freeliks
      @freeliks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sucks for them

    • @l4ur790
      @l4ur790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't think about that, but how can be grass on a newly formed planet with no water and atmosphere as you said? Explain.

    • @nightfury3866
      @nightfury3866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laur that's why there's GOD read the bible

    • @juanford55
      @juanford55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laur i really doubt that, since that was at the very begining of the solar system, in so few million years is imposible that the life develop so fast, more if that planets had endless lava oceans.

    • @l4ur790
      @l4ur790 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, true..

  • @PoochiePookie12
    @PoochiePookie12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The top comments are named “Neptune” “Saturn” and “Jupiter the gas giant”
    This is great

    • @Suavs
      @Suavs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @user-mc6tq7xb2q
      @user-mc6tq7xb2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha fake planet

  • @jasontoddman7265
    @jasontoddman7265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What a coincidence that your first statement about the number of known exoplanets got outdated within a day of its release. They just doubled the number of confirmed exoplanets to about 2500! :-)
    It's amazing how fast science progresses sometimes!

    • @gonehollow99
      @gonehollow99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)

    • @masashing4892
      @masashing4892 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jason Toddman Maybe to Mars.

    • @jasontoddman7265
      @jasontoddman7265 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Masashi Ng Hopefuly. Someday. Though having been already alive when Sputnik was launched, and just entering my teens when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, it seems like we're not progressing in that direction as far as I had thought we would when I was a dreamy-eyed kid watching the stars. I thought sure I would see people land on Mars by the time i was in my 40s, but here i am entering my 60s and it still seems almost as far away from reality as ever. I fear now i won't live to see it happen myself.

    • @scorpioserket4205
      @scorpioserket4205 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jason Toddman Sputnik though.
      that word is too funny.

    • @jasontoddman7265
      @jasontoddman7265 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scorpio Serket It *does* sound like something disgusting you occasionally find on the city street, doesn't it? But some English words undoubtedly sound as funny to Russian ears.

  • @vincymais3037
    @vincymais3037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mercury: Baby
    Venus: Sister
    Earth: Brother
    Mars: Dog
    Jupiter: Dad
    Saturn: Mom
    Uranus: Uncle
    Neptune : Aunt

  • @friendlyhoovy4244
    @friendlyhoovy4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Jupiter your awesome

    • @friendlyhoovy4244
      @friendlyhoovy4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or not

    • @jsmith8964
      @jsmith8964 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jupiter is yay it is good

    • @aoifeisasocialdisappointme7210
      @aoifeisasocialdisappointme7210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panda Guy thanks a lot

    • @sanjee9261
      @sanjee9261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aoife is a social disappointment wtf man u just stole what i was going to say now im sad i have nothing else to do

    • @jeaya
      @jeaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panda Guy he doesn't have an awesome because it's you're

  • @ismaelvillalta3407
    @ismaelvillalta3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mercury - the speedy one
    Venus- the veiled sister
    Earth- us
    Mars- the warrior bro
    Jupiter-the caring older bro
    Saturn- the popular gal
    Uranus- the dizzy one
    Neptune- the chilly one
    Pluto- the long lost baby bro

  • @cognito7199
    @cognito7199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nice video! However I'd like to add that we actually do know why our large gas giants are far away from the sun. When the planetary nebulae formed into our solar system, radiation pressure from the sun pushed the gas further out creating the Jovian planets while the rocky debris remained where it was closer to the sun.
    The wandering Jupiter hypothesis tries to explain why we don't have any Super-Earth sized planets.
    The reason we are detecting all these "hot-Jupiters" is most likely due to the fact that they are much much easier to spot using the current methods of exoplanet detection such as photometry.
    But it's astrophysics and we have a lot more to learn before we can be absolutely certain..

    • @jimmym9947
      @jimmym9947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cognito Ehhh...... please use human language :D
      jk, understood it.

  • @iveedoodle
    @iveedoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jupiter always fascinated me, since I was a kid and learned how to read and understand what pictures ment, I reread that small portion about Jupiter in our encyclopedia for kids like a thousand times. I even made a small project in school about it lmao. And it turns out Jupiter is so important to our earth, like wow

    • @HandleDisliker
      @HandleDisliker 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you. didn't. read. more. into it?

  • @AuthorSharuru
    @AuthorSharuru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Jupiter is now gone!*
    Neptune:"hey Pluto!"
    Pluto:"😔"
    Neptune:"your the 8th planet now"
    Pluto:"YAS!!!"

  • @Reeceeboy
    @Reeceeboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mars: can I have some carbo-
    Earth: *TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT PLEASE PLEASE*

  • @ayalaamana7989
    @ayalaamana7989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jupiter for president

  • @Soliloquy084
    @Soliloquy084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It might be that it is easier to find a Hot Jupiter since one way we find exo-planets is by observing the dimming of light caused by the planets transit across its star. Just because we haven't found 'cool' Jupiters doesn't mean they are not there, it just means we haven't seen them, either because we're not good at seeing them or because they aren't there to see.

    • @MrVicke03
      @MrVicke03 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Soliloquy God dammit. I was just about to comment that :( :D

  • @rahul7090
    @rahul7090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The next kurzgesagt is here ! Awesome video man, your channel is gonna blew up ! Thanks for Making science amazing..

    • @igneelralte
      @igneelralte 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep

    • @musmerabdulrehman8147
      @musmerabdulrehman8147 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deserves soooooooo many more subs

    • @rahul7090
      @rahul7090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Musmer Abdulrehman Yeah ! He does...and he will get those subs

    • @deniz343
      @deniz343 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rahul Jha indeed

    • @PiggoAmigo
      @PiggoAmigo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No nobody can replace kurz

  • @cas4018
    @cas4018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Omg a line of planets commenting
    First Jupiter
    Saturn
    Neptune
    then Jupiter The Gas Giant
    (these are ppl that commented in a row)

  • @ngkrksh7030
    @ngkrksh7030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This is simple if Jupiter didnt exist this video would not too

  • @chatgptnewslive2023
    @chatgptnewslive2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Short answer: "God placed them there. He's so amazing at letting us live." lol XD

    • @asfalt2166
      @asfalt2166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No

    • @borischan5920
      @borischan5920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No because I'm a Buddhist

    • @chatgptnewslive2023
      @chatgptnewslive2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boris - videos and gaming you do realize I'm kidding right...

    • @tarynash3167
      @tarynash3167 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      U athiest?

    • @ihhhrr5ty773
      @ihhhrr5ty773 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Key | iamSmexx Thank you

  • @ShadowNov-oi4rg
    @ShadowNov-oi4rg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Teacher: Name all planets!
    Me: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

  • @davidcowanfanpage9799
    @davidcowanfanpage9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you say “hey there” at the beginning of all ur videos, it sounds like my grandpa talking 2 my dog 😂

  • @BananaWrathful
    @BananaWrathful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man space is scary and cool. The footage showed Jupiter being hit by an asteroid and the collision looked tiny, but if you replaced Jupiter with earth that collision would have probably killed us all

  • @fendelacruz3918
    @fendelacruz3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mercury = The baby sister
    Venus = The annoying sister
    Earth = uhh you decide
    Mars = Small brother
    Jupiter = Our big bro
    Saturn = Our doggy
    Uranus = The bad brother
    Neptune = The annoying brother
    Pluto = Quiet sister
    (The sun is our dad)

    • @catwich
      @catwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SATURN DOGGY? Saturn is mommy

  • @progressbarcallisto4744
    @progressbarcallisto4744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sun:what happened to earth he's big?

    • @mirandamusprime
      @mirandamusprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🦔💨

    • @LithuanianMaps62
      @LithuanianMaps62 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Earth goes 10x the size of now
      Jupiter, saturn, mars, Venus, mercury, Uranus, Neptune and others: holy s---

  • @ecastle1646
    @ecastle1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    what if magikarp never existed ?
    there would be no gyarados.

    • @h2squared
      @h2squared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Life would be bad

    • @thecatman42
      @thecatman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @mixmax1710
      @mixmax1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some reason Venus reminded me of chicken nuggets.

    • @kasperfo9207
      @kasperfo9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mixmax1710 lol

    • @kasperfo9207
      @kasperfo9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol chicken nugget

  • @damianluckyy
    @damianluckyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a planet and I spin "right round baby right now like a record baby" and " I'm never gonna stop spinnin, I'm never spin around away from you" and if you turn around there's a bright light and some people think it is a star, some people think it's a planet".

    • @augustlundin
      @augustlundin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you're talking about Uranus now

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snake you're not a planet unfortunately

    • @damianluckyy
      @damianluckyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Sun I would be a REALLY GOOD PLANET

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Solid Snake PROVE YOUR WORTH!

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Number one toys fan ,Lily I think, do you remember which video and the topic?

  • @StinkyKatter
    @StinkyKatter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    lmao mercury almost hit mars

    • @mercury2116
      @mercury2116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't blame me.

    • @janesverbic8662
      @janesverbic8662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Merc? Wth are you doing here?

    • @potatopie4954
      @potatopie4954 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mercury HI LITTLE BROTHER

    • @ushdhyxywb
      @ushdhyxywb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Jupiter] the prophecy completed

    • @saturn5206
      @saturn5206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jupiter Sorry for pulling you away from the sun

  • @markusTegelane
    @markusTegelane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Funny thing is that "Jupiter" is codename for Windows 8 RTM

  • @theeighthwonder3523
    @theeighthwonder3523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    For some reason venus always reminded me of a mcdonalds chicken nugget

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mars: Hey, where did Jupiter go?
    Saturn: I don't know, but now I'm the biggest so I don't care.

    • @lendopignvil1506
      @lendopignvil1506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sun: U WOT M8
      Saturn: Never mind
      Jupiter: Hi guys!
      Earth: Where have you been?
      Pluto: (shrieks) YEAH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
      Neptune: SHUT UP
      Jupiter: I don't know actually I've probaly been protecting Earth, Mars, Venus, and Mercury
      Sun: No I have
      Jupiter: 1v1 me

    • @lourdesguardian5902
      @lourdesguardian5902 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ponderer Of Pointless Dreams lmao

    • @lourdesguardian5902
      @lourdesguardian5902 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sun: hey where is Jupiter? Pluto: idk. Saturn:well atleast I’m the biggest now. Jupiter: hey guys Neptune: where were you? Jupiter: proctecting the inner planets. Sun: NO I WAS!! Jupiter:how? Sun: I- uh.... Jupiter: the only planet you keep nice is earth! Uranus: ooh roasted! Sun:...... darn

  • @barronhung8246
    @barronhung8246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Flat earther: gravity is nonsense and fake
    Me: hold my beer

  • @BaxterDaTrashball
    @BaxterDaTrashball 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:28 Savage Jupiter

  • @Maarz99
    @Maarz99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Life noggen: what if Jupiter doesn’t exist
    Me : we will half seven planes without pluto

  • @kitsune-changreentea4256
    @kitsune-changreentea4256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Thank you Jupiter! Just thank you.

  • @Matth.U
    @Matth.U 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've got a video idea, what about 'What if we were the only planet in our solar system.' ;)

    • @SrGabito
      @SrGabito 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Hickman He just explained without jupiter we would die so...

    • @jmcq3028
      @jmcq3028 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if NASA meant deception and was founded by free monster satinists

  • @helookswaggy
    @helookswaggy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    [starts to question my whole existence]

    • @Tanker-bl1xb
      @Tanker-bl1xb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Monta Lūse Thats too deep bruh, dont go there!

  • @noobguy5962
    @noobguy5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it's cool how Jupiter is so far away from us, yet it keeps us from dying

  • @soybins6902
    @soybins6902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    earth = girlfriend
    jupiter = you

    • @bootylicious5
      @bootylicious5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thrilling Hazardous
      Oh hey I'm a girl ;))))

    • @rennabreu2788
      @rennabreu2788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop copying comments.

    • @lizethjayasi1552
      @lizethjayasi1552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thrilling Hazardous lol

    • @thingythesigma
      @thingythesigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thrilling Hazardous mkllkiijk,hjjgmh gjmy

    • @duckingtonquacks2274
      @duckingtonquacks2274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thrilling Hazardous i dont have a girlfriend cuz im a girl

  • @jacksonworthy5624
    @jacksonworthy5624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oooo i wonder why they called him "hot jupiter" 😉😏😜

    • @grey_real
      @grey_real 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jackson Worthy stfu

    • @mrdonutboi8373
      @mrdonutboi8373 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson Worthy Jupiter is our earth's protector,hot protector I guess??

  • @eazyd34
    @eazyd34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Jupiter is friend?

  • @dark-hf6wx
    @dark-hf6wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:00 the voice lmfao

  • @aleph.nought
    @aleph.nought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:23 - 2:28 earth have been noscoped by jupiter

    • @xdcovey8667
      @xdcovey8667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Radovan Sk 360 NO SCOPE MLG

  • @ItsmeL1-t6s
    @ItsmeL1-t6s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jupiter is MLG

    • @superboylnda6972
      @superboylnda6972 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Jupiter like hupiter upppppp

  • @adym3981
    @adym3981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sun - teacher
    Mercury - little brother
    Venus - Annoying sister
    Earth - us
    Mars - dog
    Jupiter - big daddy
    Saturn - big mom
    Uranus - Doctor
    Neptune - big grandpa
    Pluto - puppy

  • @Charolette_Katakuri
    @Charolette_Katakuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What if Jupiter didn't exist?"
    Mars: it's free real estate.

  • @bodhoyita906
    @bodhoyita906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    if Jupiter would not exist, i would not be watching this video.. so sad

    • @monstur148trash3
      @monstur148trash3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bodhoyita Nath EXACTLY

    • @EpicSandra
      @EpicSandra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that sarcasm

    • @aint_no_waybro
      @aint_no_waybro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong God made Earth. want to know how I'm right? I go to church

    • @retroprime6206
      @retroprime6206 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      M. Stephens there is no god

    • @aint_no_waybro
      @aint_no_waybro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh sorry not talking to you my brother typed it

  • @njcwolf4654
    @njcwolf4654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Jupiter is basically our planetary dad. It created us and is now protecting us. Well thanks Jupiter!

    • @rafaelmacapagal7097
      @rafaelmacapagal7097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      earth. i am your father

    • @bozkurt158
      @bozkurt158 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that what your momma told you?

    • @tiberiuscaesar1925
      @tiberiuscaesar1925 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jupiter Is The Father Of Everything. He's King Of The Gods.

  • @syrianiac
    @syrianiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:32 *mr stark, I dont feel so good*

  • @CatCat-lu7uq
    @CatCat-lu7uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jupiter-I’m going on vacation
    Saturn-Has anyone seen Jupiter?
    Uranus-...
    Mars-I think he went to get more gas.
    Earth-.......
    Venus- Yea he might went to get more gas
    Sun- WHERES MY SUN
    Neptune-.....?

    • @loeimatt6629
      @loeimatt6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jupiter : Battle for B.F.D.I replaced with f4ur is Pillow

  • @shawn9652
    @shawn9652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We named Jupiter ! If not jupitor it would be another planet .

  • @hew2936
    @hew2936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Planets on school:
    Sun: Teacher.
    Mercury: The annoying clingy teacher's pet that keeps getting up in class and hugging the teacher for no reason.
    Venus: The kid that is only quiet because they sit in front of the teacher's desk but is a little pesky child.
    Earth: The kid that doesn't necessarily like school but behaves.
    Mars: The annoying kid that annoys you in the middle of class asking to borrow something because he has no school material.
    Jupiter: The bossy kid who gets mad if someone make them not focus in the class and yells at everyone.
    Saturn: The behaving kid that is fun sometimes but behaves in class.
    Uranus: The nerdy kid who studies a lot and gets good grades AND NO, HE DOES NOT FART IN CLASS. (I'm sorry but the Uranus jokes are getting annoying now).
    Neptune: The kid that sits in the back that is really quiet, shy, introvert and behaves.
    Pluto: That one kid that everyone hates and that is bullied by everyone (come on, there's always the lame person in class that everyone picks on)
    Planet 9: The main bully that is a complete jerk to everyone

  • @captainjacksparrow8136
    @captainjacksparrow8136 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    what if rum never existed? savvy..

    • @Janye0West
      @Janye0West 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jack Sparrow (Captain) Made my day

    • @sav9475
      @sav9475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      savvy is my nickname

  • @lightfury4543
    @lightfury4543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jupiter: I NEED A VC FROM EARTH
    earth: not my fault

  • @lahsbt1399
    @lahsbt1399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If we don't have Jupiter it means Pluto is a planet😂😂😂

  • @atifmirza7076
    @atifmirza7076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Hi random person scrolling through the comments!!!!!

  • @SunnySideUp000
    @SunnySideUp000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Title: What if Jupiter wasnt there
    Comets,Meteors : YES FINALLY WE CAN HIT EARTH
    Earth : Well,Sh---

  • @cubifl2010
    @cubifl2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When all the planets but earth is blocky in texture
    Planets: am I a block to you?