That fake Breakfast Mess advert was creepily awesome. I wish Stuart would insert more pre-planned jokes into his videos, these days he just seems to go 100% improvised (Not that I'm complaining, because some of things he comes out with on the spot are freaking hilarious).
It's funny, but I absolutely agree and have actually never thought about that before. I've just noticed that his more recent videos are more reaction based stuff (still great) while his older videos liked to tool around with scripted comedy.
Coming back to this video in 2023. 5:50. "There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet." Aged like milk. Especially since it immediately follows an ad.
I don't. Can you imagine if people like Ashens, Nerd3, Totalbiscuit or CinemaSins didn't get paid for their work here? The standards would be nowhere near as high, quality would drop, videos would become much less frequent.
RenaissanceHeavy Most of the stuff he reviews these days is from Poundland (or viewer donations) anyway. if he needs ad revenue to afford that, he's got bigger problems to worry about.
Matthew Long Don't put words in my mouth, please. I was responding to a person claiming that it wouldn't be viable to produce the videos they do without ad revenue, which is nonsense. Ashens has been doing videos very much like this long before TH-cam partnership was a thing and apart from changes in recording equipment (which was optional and not required), the format has remained the same.
I know. I posted a comment (not related to or mentioning MLP) on a smosh video and it turned into a massive flaming chain attacking me because I hint at being a brony through my pic... so what?
It's quite funny to me that TH-cam has started adding commercial breaks whenever the screen fades to black in older videos, so THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET could trigger an ad.
regarding "new" and "old" on products, alot of corporations use "original recipe" or incase of coca cola (where they can not legally use original one) "classical formula" or taste or something
I think the preloading happens in the background, sometimes it's visibly shown, but most of the time right now it just seems like the bar (in proportion to how much has been loaded) simply follows the regular marker that hits play.
Wow, I clicked to explore a different tab of my internet browser when all of a sudden the Breakfast Mess ad came on. Let me just say...my heart skipped a beat. Creepy shit.
It's like some cruel, insane cartoon tyrant gave our poor, beloved Brta Smipons a haircut with a handheld paper hole-punch! This insult shall not go unavenged. Shame on you, China! Shame - on - you! There, all is well again.
They should make a flash game for ashens. Press "a" for overview of the box, press "s" for funny puns, press "d" for references of old movies, "f" for a picture of the sad onion, "w" for a rant on the crappy product, and "e" to chuck the system against the wall add more if you want haha
i have this same game-set, only mine didn't have a deformed, bart simpson on the cover, lol. but i agree that (loader/mario bros.) & (baby egg protecter)> are the 2 best-looking rip-offs, of real> (game & watch) games on this popstation-type system. even better because of the bigger screens. i also must note: that (baby egg protecter) is actally a rip-off of the (g&w) version of> donkey kong 3). it uses the same lcd character model in both (g&w) versions of (greenhouse) & (dk3), with the added (ladder-climbing ability) straight-off of the> (g&w: dk3). infact, even the screen-backgrounds of both games are an exact copy of both> g&w) games of (mario bros. aka: loader) & (donkey kong 3, aka: baby egg protector). the character known as (mr. game & watch), took alot of roles replacing/betraying other video-game characters, only in lcd format version, from arcade-games nintendo made around the same time. the very perpose of the (g&w series) was to be able to take arcade-games everywhere u go, in the palm of ur hand. it had both a built-in lcd watch, aswell as a single type of game. which is where the name> (game & watch) came from. think of (mr. g&w) as the pacman-eyed mickey-mouse from the old black & white disney cartoons. in other words, he is the first version of super-mario 2 hit store-selfs, even before they made the gameboy & nes. in which they started 2 make arcade-perfect versions of they're games by then. which is why he also played mario in the (g&w) games he was in, that were ment to mimic the arcade-games starring mario, such as> (g&w: donkey kong). in (g&w: dk3/baby egg protecter), (mr. g&w) plays as a character in> donkey kong 3, named> stanly the bug-man/exterminator. not well known, but stanly was actally the 3rd mario bros. although dk3 sucked so bad, that the game was extremely under-sold at arcades. sells were so bad 2 the point 2 where it was a huge waste of money 2 make more copies of the arcade-machines. like the fbi & aliens, dk3 was never spoken of again. although still aviable on the (wii-shop). its an ok 3rd (donkey kong) game. bout only 2 add 2 your first (donkey kong) & (donkey jr.) collection. atleast still beats (donkey kong jr. math) 100%.
Is that tune from the breakfast thing something from Buffy? The one with the gentlemen in it? "Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentlemen are coming by, looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to Mom, can't say a word, you're gonna die a-screaming, but you won't be heard". I might be wrong, but it sounded like it! x
It was greenhouse. I'd actually kind of like one of these things, that Mario Bros. one could be fun with one person on each side controlling a different person. (That's how we played it back in Daycare, on my old GBC) actually I still have my GBC... never mind.
@Tsteve08 Actually, this model came from an import store in Dallas; there's a street in Dallas lined with such stores. There are other models available in chain stores like Tuesday Morning and Family dollar, and I saw a version for sale in K-Mart a week ago. They're not in TRU...yet. --darkdriver, the donator of the item and head of the Cult of Lain
"THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET"
Oh 2010 i do miss you...
+Danny Stevenson there are no ads on twitch i think I have adblock so i don't know
+Thomas Pavlick Twitch has a pre video ad (regardless of partnership) and ads can be run whenever the streamer chooses.
4 years ahead of you m8
Danny Stevenson was watching on TH-cam mobile and the ad played right when that appears
Flora Sterling Same.
"There are no advertisements breaks,this is the internet"
*Gets an ad right as that part ends*
"Join me after the break", "THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET" [advert about some bollocks]
charly88888888 Breakfast mess
Breakfast mess
It's the one we love the best
I got an ad for thousand Island dressing by Kraft
Once upon a time TH-cam actually didn't have commercials 😢 (yes I'm sure you already knew that)
"There are no advertisement breaks this is the internet"
Ah if only he knew..
Hilarious in Hindsight, is it not?
OneOkChris best bit is legit as that faded out I got an ad break
Armedthedude465 Same
I think he does know since the ad is placed right there
Only if u knew u would turn out 2 be a prick
That fake Breakfast Mess advert was creepily awesome. I wish Stuart would insert more pre-planned jokes into his videos, these days he just seems to go 100% improvised (Not that I'm complaining, because some of things he comes out with on the spot are freaking hilarious).
It's funny, but I absolutely agree and have actually never thought about that before. I've just noticed that his more recent videos are more reaction based stuff (still great) while his older videos liked to tool around with scripted comedy.
Coming back to this video in 2023. 5:50. "There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet." Aged like milk. Especially since it immediately follows an ad.
'There are no ad breaks this is the internet' Eh i wish that was true now a days xD
I don't. Can you imagine if people like Ashens, Nerd3, Totalbiscuit or CinemaSins didn't get paid for their work here? The standards would be nowhere near as high, quality would drop, videos would become much less frequent.
RenaissanceHeavy Most of the stuff he reviews these days is from Poundland (or viewer donations) anyway. if he needs ad revenue to afford that, he's got bigger problems to worry about.
That's simply not true.
Matthew Long Do tell.
Matthew Long Don't put words in my mouth, please. I was responding to a person claiming that it wouldn't be viable to produce the videos they do without ad revenue, which is nonsense. Ashens has been doing videos very much like this long before TH-cam partnership was a thing and apart from changes in recording equipment (which was optional and not required), the format has remained the same.
2:13 Looks like the secret love child of Bart and the Cheesestring man
5:54 The new youtube ad system would like to disagree.
+nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 I've had adblock installed for so long that I completely forgot TH-cam has ads!
2024 it's worse...
"It's full of oats and things, and it's probably not poisonous at all!"
NOT A GUARANTEE!
“THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET”
that aged poorly
"I've told you before, don't make sweeping statements about my purchasing habits!"
"Sorry father..."
By the way, "Breakfast Mess" has now been re-branded as "Hot Mess". It's not just for breakfast anymore! Cheers!
An Excellent Hot Mess!
How about Flamin Hot Mess?
"There are no ad breaks..."
*immediently goes to an ad break*
ah how times change
I want some Breakfast Mess
"There are no advertisement breaks, this is the internet"
Then I get a T Mobile ad.
"Ooh! Clack, Clack, Ting! A bit of an upgrade." You are a genius of comedy, Mr. Ashens.
"There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet" ... If only :(
If you're using Firefox, install AdBlocker. I haven't had adverts on youtube since I installed that.
I'm going to go have some Breakfast Mess now. If I don't return then consider me dead.
you never came back so I guess you are dead
I'm watching this in 2017 and there was indeed an ad break right after, "there are no ad breaks, this is the internet". Glorious
Pop station is the reincarnation of tiger games
There ARE commercial breaks now, Ashens.
What WinVisten said.
He certainly knows now. Four years ago it was true. Honest.
***** This I know.
Dark times upon us.
Breakfast mess, breakfast mess, it's the one we love the best...
Watch the whole video.
***** When did I mention MLP or bronies?
I know. I posted a comment (not related to or mentioning MLP) on a smosh video and it turned into a massive flaming chain attacking me because I hint at being a brony through my pic... so what?
*****
* _sad trumpet_ *
* sad trombone *
Breakfast mess,breakfast mess XD
its the one we love the best
Surely we're not ones to jest
***** Totally safe to ingest
Once you swallow it'll hurt your chest
***** We are; and don't call me Shirley. :p
It will give you indigest...ion... i guess...
When you finally have the game handle, what should you do ? Through it on the wall ! Exactly !
5:55 Sadly even on the internet now there are advertisement breaks
Looking back at the joke at 6 mins in, how little did we know 3 years ago about what the future had in store.
Oh the irony of the "there are no advert breaks" screen. Especially on TH-cam.
can't sleep...breakfast mess commercial will eat me...can't sleep...breakfast mess commercial will eat me...
I know how you feel, scared the shit out of me!
It's quite funny to me that TH-cam has started adding commercial breaks whenever the screen fades to black in older videos, so THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET could trigger an ad.
"Breakfast Mess, Breakfast Mess, It's the one we love the best!"
regarding "new" and "old" on products, alot of corporations use "original recipe" or incase of coca cola (where they can not legally use original one) "classical formula" or taste or something
“THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENTS BREAK”
_gets 2 ads_
I used to eat Breakfast Mess for years, and I only got E.coli a couple of times. It was great!
"There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet."
Alas, this is no longer true...
"there are no advertisement breaks"
*ad plays*
I'm pretty sure the Simpsons would cross over with the Cthulu Mythos for a Treehouse of Horror episode if they could get away with it.
5:56
Ironic watching this three, four years later.
Eight years now.
It's 10 years later now!
@@Drew791 and a month.
Breakfast Mess, Breakfast Mess. It's the one we love the best...
Gonna make the best pop station. And I tell you. It's gonna be YUGE
You gonna make the Chinese pay for it?
+Ninjamohawk racist
kah junn That's the joke. Donald Trump is racist.
doyouhaveasinglefacttobackthatup.jpg
He wants a moratorium on Muslims, and he wants to keep Mexican aliens from crossing over. Racist.
I think the preloading happens in the background, sometimes it's visibly shown, but most of the time right now it just seems like the bar (in proportion to how much has been loaded) simply follows the regular marker that hits play.
please keep making more videos (and more often too) u actually make my day with all your intelligent and random jokes! :DDDD All Hail Ashens
I like how he put the ads just before his message of, "the are no advertisement breaks, this is the internet".
Breakfast mess, Grab a bite of the stuff nightmares are made off!
Wow, I clicked to explore a different tab of my internet browser when all of a sudden the Breakfast Mess ad came on. Let me just say...my heart skipped a beat. Creepy shit.
Uh what the heck was that? That ad thing with the puppet and the devil? that was weird and scary
Tell me about it, it's creepy...
+cutemimi25 did you see it to or I'm I crazy?
RAINBOW DASH IS COOLER PAST 20% Oh I saw it and if you're crazy then I'm crazy too.
+cutemimi25 really we both crazy then
RAINBOW DASH IS COOLER PAST 20% I guess you're right.
50 years in the future, pop station is going to actually be like game boy.
It's like some cruel, insane cartoon tyrant gave our poor, beloved Brta Smipons a haircut with a handheld paper hole-punch! This insult shall not go unavenged.
Shame on you, China! Shame - on - you!
There, all is well again.
Bart Simpson*
Bart Simpson*
"Figure blood can resist the attack of 255 points."
That's pretty dang good. I mean, my figure blood can only tank like, 175 points, tops.
I would watch a Lovecraftian Simpsons episode. I would watch the hell out of it.
When you eat Breakfast Mess, you end up like 'Bart' there.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Oh my god, that Bart Simpson thing. I lost it at the past where he said "be dammed for all eternity." if he touches it.
This was 4 years ago already? damn, I feel like it appeared in my subscriptions just this morning! Where does time go?!
They should make a flash game for ashens. Press "a" for overview of the box, press "s" for funny puns, press "d" for references of old movies, "f" for a picture of the sad onion, "w" for a rant on the crappy product, and "e" to chuck the system against the wall
add more if you want haha
on the Breakfast Mess Advert the voice sounds a lot like Eddie Hitler from Bottom
that breakfast mess add creeped me out
I happen to be a _big_ fan of dull text.
I enjoy these videos very much. Keep em coming.
I wonder when someone will make a pop station emulator; I'd download it.
Popstation Emulator for the PSP. Strange Paradox...
well it would be hard to emulate a dot matrix lcd screen, but i would love to see one/
If one could make an emulator using the assembly language I would even pay for it. (Hell, I'd even make it if I could)
I've being tempted to fire up Game Maker 8 & recreate Submarine Invasion.
Knuxfan24
Do it. And make the graphics reminiscent of the lcd display.
Bort Sompsan is both terrifying and hilarious.
I Can Has Breakfast Mess?
he flipped the package during the "break"
i have this same game-set, only mine didn't have a deformed, bart simpson on the cover, lol. but i agree that (loader/mario bros.) & (baby egg protecter)> are the 2 best-looking rip-offs, of real> (game & watch) games on this popstation-type system. even better because of the bigger screens. i also must note: that (baby egg protecter) is actally a rip-off of the (g&w) version of> donkey kong 3). it uses the same lcd character model in both (g&w) versions of (greenhouse) & (dk3), with the added (ladder-climbing ability) straight-off of the> (g&w: dk3). infact, even the screen-backgrounds of both games are an exact copy of both> g&w) games of (mario bros. aka: loader) & (donkey kong 3, aka: baby egg protector). the character known as (mr. game & watch), took alot of roles replacing/betraying other video-game characters, only in lcd format version, from arcade-games nintendo made around the same time. the very perpose of the (g&w series) was to be able to take arcade-games everywhere u go, in the palm of ur hand. it had both a built-in lcd watch, aswell as a single type of game. which is where the name> (game & watch) came from. think of (mr. g&w) as the pacman-eyed mickey-mouse from the old black & white disney cartoons. in other words, he is the first version of super-mario 2 hit store-selfs, even before they made the gameboy & nes. in which they started 2 make arcade-perfect versions of they're games by then. which is why he also played mario in the (g&w) games he was in, that were ment to mimic the arcade-games starring mario, such as> (g&w: donkey kong). in (g&w: dk3/baby egg protecter), (mr. g&w) plays as a character in> donkey kong 3, named> stanly the bug-man/exterminator. not well known, but stanly was actally the 3rd mario bros. although dk3 sucked so bad, that the game was extremely under-sold at arcades. sells were so bad 2 the point 2 where it was a huge waste of money 2 make more copies of the arcade-machines. like the fbi & aliens, dk3 was never spoken of again. although still aviable on the (wii-shop). its an ok 3rd (donkey kong) game. bout only 2 add 2 your first (donkey kong) & (donkey jr.) collection. atleast still beats (donkey kong jr. math) 100%.
"Goodness, gracious, potatoes."
I'm gonna start saying that.
I feel raped after that "ad"
"There are no advertising breaks, this is the internet" can't tell if this aged like milk or wine.
I dunno about anyone else, but directly after the "no ads" caption, I got an ad for bud light.
There is literally an ad at the end of the "there are no advertisement breaks" card.
i swear i had a nightmare very similar to the Bart simpson thing when i was young, it genuinely terrified me.
There is an ad break after the "there's no ad breaks" part.
That Breakfest Mess interlude always kills me! It's so random, but so funny!
Any one notice, on the back of the package, the "babyegg protecter" thingy actually was spelt somewhere along the lines of this "babyegg protettion" ?
"It's so massive i can barley fit it in the camera" -Ashens -2010
I like how an ad played during the brake.
I wonder, what was that mystery switch on the pop station? Did it turn on a backlight or solve world hunger? We may never know...
that bart picture looks like that one creepypasta of where bart jumped out of a plane
I will say the electronic reproduction of the SMB theme is pretty amazing... and I'm only mostly surprised the SF ripoff didn't also have it. :P
Is that tune from the breakfast thing something from Buffy? The one with the gentlemen in it? "Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentlemen are coming by, looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to Mom, can't say a word, you're gonna die a-screaming, but you won't be heard". I might be wrong, but it sounded like it! x
Is the post-it note covering up chef excellence?!
"Oh my goodness gracious potatoes." That should be the next most popular phrase said at school.
THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET
Ad plays
baby egg protection... never did i imagined those words together and above all, in that order
2:16 It's Burt Sompsan. With his famous catchphrase "Don't have a sheep, mister."
the music on that advert is the same as the "Hidden Page" on Ashenthology 1. its bringing back a surpressed image.
It was greenhouse.
I'd actually kind of like one of these things, that Mario Bros. one could be fun with one person on each side controlling a different person. (That's how we played it back in Daycare, on my old GBC)
actually I still have my GBC... never mind.
@Tsteve08
Actually, this model came from an import store in Dallas; there's a street in Dallas lined with such stores. There are other models available in chain stores like Tuesday Morning and Family dollar, and I saw a version for sale in K-Mart a week ago. They're not in TRU...yet. --darkdriver, the donator of the item and head of the Cult of Lain
that monstrous Bart Simpson terrified me. i'll be having nightmares for weeks.
Bart: I'm not Bart, I'm my original character, Bert!
Ashens came up with a new Treehouse of horror segment.
Fox are you taking notes?
That one falcon game looks like a different version of that G-Pod game you reviewed. The one where you have to make sure the cars get across.
"There aren't any advertisement breaks, this is the internet"
I... Friggin... Wish...
Brilliant videos! We are big fans here at Duelforce, and I am told that Alex can do an impression of you!
PROTEETION
laughed so hard
"I told you before, don't make sweeping statements about my purchasing habits!"
Could you record Loader's version of SMB theme? I kinda liked it and would like to put it as my ringtone.
"AND.....LODAER"?!?
Ah, Street Fighter. Guys ripping their arms off and throwing them at each other. That will never get old.
The music was from the original Super Mario Bro not Super Mario World
"There are no ad breaks. This is the internet. Please ignore the Ad button in the lower right corner of this video."
@rineccompany No, it's from an import store on Harry Hines Blvd. in Dallas, Texas. --darkdriver, the donator of the item and head of the Cult of Lain