Fun fact: According to Bob in his book, every part of this story is true EXCEPT the egg in the bath. The bit about recording with Chris Rea on an island and the gold doily, which they found questionable, all actually happened :D
He (Chris Rea), explained on TV once that he wrote "Road to Hell' whilst stuck in traffic on the A19 after deciding that they didn't need to stop at the last services for cigarettes as they were only ten minutes from home. I think he said it took four hours.😊 Without cigarettes 🚬
@jeremymerrifield219 I said this in an earlier post but TheLoneRanger, he said No! No idea why? Eel Pie Island was famous for being a recording studio/House on the Thames.
Bob Mortimer was part of a double act with Vic Reeves which was completely surreal. He does a great fishing programme with Paul Whitehouse. Try to get hold of his autobiography it is brilliant and all the WILTY stories are there in context.
Fun fact about Bob - he’s a fully qualified solicitor and he represented Jarvis Cocker (singer in the band Pulp) when he was arrested following him protesting against Michael Jackson at the Brits.
British eggs don’t have salmonella and they are not stored in fridges either. The reason being is because GB is a small country the distance between farms and shops is quite small too so they don’t spend days or weeks being transported.
One of my favourite Bob WILTY moments. I must have seen this about 20 times, i always burst out laughing when Bob says Chris Rea told him 'i popped an egg in there for you '. Crazy as this sounds, one day, i plan to pop an egg in my bath lol
I love this show, just watching David Mitchell sitting there being sarcastic the whole time is so entertaining. And a rich representation of accents around the UK, David Mitchell being posh southern English upper middle class, Rob Brydon South Welsh, Rhod Gilbert valleys Welsh, Lee Mack (Northern), Sarah Millican(Geordie) etc and Robert Webb who's actually from Lincoln but learnt to speak with a refined Southern accent
What's more is that Bob and Sarah live maybe 40 miles from each other and have vastly different accents. In the U.S that's the distance from North Dallas to Waxahachie. Imagine if you lived in Dallas, barely drove outside of Dallas and people started talking with a New jersey accent.
Hi Jodi! 😉Great reaction! There are so many hilarious WILTY clips but *Would I Lie to You - Kevin Bridges - I once accidentally bought a horse* is arguably the best. Thanks!
This story is true except for the egg in the bath. Bob did record a single with Chris Rea. Rea later sent Bob a gold doily in the post, in lieu of a gold disc.
I can remember decades ago there use to be an Egg shampoo/ Body wash that was sold in Tubs. Bob' playing it as if it is just a matter of fact whether it is true or not is priceless. 😄
In the UK we don't have salmonella in eggs. As far as I know Americans have to keep eggs in the fridge right? In UK we store in the cupboard, Eggs last 3 weeks.
In Australia I've only kept them in the fridge. They're not chilled on the shelf though so I suppose it's not required. My cousin has a chook pen so weekly I just pop by and grab some now! They wouldn't last 3 weeks at mine.
When a egg is layed it comes out wet (I forget the name for it). When that wetness dries it forms a protective barrier around the shell making it unnecessary to put in frig. In the US, that barrier is washed off making it necessary to put in frig.....or so I have been told.
In the UK it would be hard to catch salmonella from an egg as our chickens are all treated to prevent this. This is why our eggs are kept at room temp rather than the fridge.
You know Jodi is right- it’s not that obscure- women use egg white face masks (they’re amazing) and an egg yolk is the best scalp conditioner, packed with protein. So an egg bath isn’t such a bad idea 😂 Also you won’t get salmonella unless you drink your bath water.
Bob Mortimer, is a British National treasure, he's just wrote a great novel, called The Satsuma Complex, a great read, also he does a fishing programme with another funny comic & actor Paul Whitehouse.
You have to eat it to get salmonella.... If you recall it's on an island in the Thames. So as a private studio it will have facilities, you're not jumping in a boat everytime you want the toilet or need to wash or even bath. So it's not unreasonable to have facilities available on site.
In the UK our chickens are vaccinated against Salmonella so our eggs dont contain Salmonella. Which means we dont have to refrigerate our eggs. Eggs are sold in the supermarket on the shelf and are not refrigerated. When eggs are laid they come with a natural coating which protects the eggs and in America your eggs are washed which means they need to be refrigerated plus as the chickens aren't vaccinated you have a high chance of Salmonella if theyre not cooked properly, we dont have that problem in the UK. You really should watch these in order so there are no spoilers. Doing regular WILTY videos will definitely help you to get to 100k subscribers.... people absolutely love this show!!😁
Claudia Winkleman is funny on wilty. The best short clip is called does Claudia label everyone she meets as an animal. There is a 25 minute video which covers everything and it is probably the best one to watch. There are a few short ones on TH-cam too.
You guys come stay with me when you visit the UK. There will be a chocolate on your pillow fresh clean towels. I'll leave eggs in the bathroom. You decide between bath or shower and whether or not to utilise the egg.😁😉
Bob as well as being very funny and a national treasure is also very clever, there is a quite famous recording studio on an Island in the UK that has produced some very famous records, it is also a converted house that bands have used to deliberately isolate, he also did at least a couple of charting songs in the 90's with Vic and bands/artists, so it is told in a way that creates that doubt.
He's probably talking about Eel Pie Island, in the Thames. It was a real hotbed of fashion & music, in the 1960's, & frequented by all the 'cool' 60's characters, like The Beatles, The Stones, Peter Sellers, Hendrix etc etc etc!
A couple of different ones with Henning Wehn are very funny, "Interpol", "Train" and "Border" all three well worth a look. Also "Which WILTY panel member did Mel Giedroyc have a snog with?" is a good one.
The hint was at the end. They were leaning false but then bib begged not to base it in the egg turning white, which would have proved it was false. And they bought it
Great reaction video! As a long time fan of the show I’m excited to see you all doing reactions to it, and thrilled to be able to share the laugh with fellow Americans. As you have discovered the Bob Mortimer episodes are all gold. Other consistently excellent guests are James Acaster, Henning Wehn, and Chris McCausland. I noticed you all react to a lots of Sarah Millican, she is also amazing on WILTY, I would recommend any of her episodes. Looking forward to more WILTY reactions. Also if you want to go down the Bob Mortimer rabbit hole Taskmaster series 5 is a must!
Washing your hair with egg is a great conditioner, albeit with both the albumin & yolk. And Bob did have some experience with hair through his family's long tradition of haircutting. But has Chris Rea ever run a bath for anybody? Even if, like Bob, they are from Middlesbrough?
I can't believe you believed that to start with he said there's your bath and bed at the recording studio, also if another man ran me a bath I would off like sh*t off a hot shovel lol.
I'm sure I read somewhere that the "Geordie" or North East of England, accent, is one of the most trusted... it was something to do with telesales or call centers. So everything Bob says, sounds as though it could be true 😆
My mum used to regularly put egg in her hair with the belief that it is somehow good. Over the years her hair has fallen out dramatically. Bless her she is pretty much bold on top. Stop putting crap in your hair.
Good Reaction, as usual, Guys. Would your lovely Lady have told us about the knowing wink if she you,both,had been correct and it was True though:) This way you are covered ,either way.. lol
Once Bob has established a reputation for being strange knowing which is true and which is false becomes almost impossible to use logic making one go with gut feelings.
There's loads the one when helped a grand prix winner win a race and im sure theres another one about an old lady with a pony in her living room , ill be homest im from up north like bob n omg the weird shit you see or have heard is unreal 😆 🤣
You have to remember that almost all of that story was true, only the egg part was a lie. Bob and Chris Rea are old friends. Chris does have a song called "Let's Dance" which he re-recorded with Bob for a football match at Wembley, and there is a recording studio "Eel Pie" which is on a island in the Thames, so it probably was recorded there. The song in question can be found here th-cam.com/video/aHyvyuDaMk0/w-d-xo.html
chris rea isnt a random dude....he had known bob for about 10 years or so.(they made this record in 1998) I had it on cd single...may still have it somewhere...
I’ve just pressed pause. He normally comes up with some weird stuff, but it’s always true. I think this time it has to be false, a popstar running your bath and I’ve never heard of an egg to be put in anybody’s bath. Hell, must’ve frozen over, I got one right at last
Excellent, but I note that Nick asked Jody to guess if it was a truth or lie, yet failed to make a guess himself. Not fair. I hope you go on to do the collections of Mortemerian Tales and also Claudian Chicanary. No need to do all of them in one go, perhpas on or two from each completation at a time.
Please, please, please don't take this as being disrespectful. I'm from the UK and was subscribed to your channel for a long while. But I found Jody a little bit 'introverted' if that's the correct term. So I unsubscribed. Your latest few uploads over the last few weeks popped up in my recommendations, and Jody has become much more chilled, laid back and seems more fun now. I'm from the UK and we notice things like this. I've spent tonight watching some of your latest reactions, and she's now become as laid back and funny as Nick. So I've re subscribed. Way to go Jody. Hope my resubscribing helps you towards your 100K goal. And God bless you both as educators.
Bob also appears in an unlikely successful tv series where he and a fellow comedian just go fishing even peopl not interested stalling fishing love this because of the interplay of the two guys both who have had health issues and were in recovery. Gone Fishing with paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer. Worth a look
Fun fact: According to Bob in his book, every part of this story is true EXCEPT the egg in the bath. The bit about recording with Chris Rea on an island and the gold doily, which they found questionable, all actually happened :D
How to construct a perfect lie.
He (Chris Rea), explained on TV once that he wrote "Road to Hell' whilst stuck in traffic on the A19 after deciding that they didn't need to stop at the last services for cigarettes as they were only ten minutes from home. I think he said it took four hours.😊
Without cigarettes 🚬
Yeah I remember the Fa cup song so shiny that def makes it believable- pretty sure the music video showed the studio on the Thames
Eel Pie island near Richmond
@jeremymerrifield219 I said this in an earlier post but TheLoneRanger, he said No! No idea why?
Eel Pie Island was famous for being a recording studio/House on the Thames.
It's best to watch these in chronological order, because there are constant references to older clips
It is the best way to see David slowly lose his mind.
@@dupersuper1938
Yup,
At this point Bob has completely broken poor David 😂
Has David ever got one right? This was the one i can think of where he went true and it was a lie.😀
@@mcannon1974 He has, but he agonizes over it every time.
Bob Mortimer was part of a double act with Vic Reeves which was completely surreal. He does a great fishing programme with Paul Whitehouse. Try to get hold of his autobiography it is brilliant and all the WILTY stories are there in context.
Fun fact about Bob - he’s a fully qualified solicitor and he represented Jarvis Cocker (singer in the band Pulp) when he was arrested following him protesting against Michael Jackson at the Brits.
It was the WAY he protested!
Chris Rea is famously quite a sullen man, which makes this even funnier. His most famous song is "Road To Hell".
Keep reacting to Bob Mortimer on WILTY. You can’t go wrong!
British eggs don’t have salmonella and they are not stored in fridges either. The reason being is because GB is a small country the distance between farms and shops is quite small too so they don’t spend days or weeks being transported.
We also don't wash our eggs like Americans do, which compromises the natural protection of the egg.
@@0ptriXI know I sound a bit thick saying this, but that's really interesting 👍
@@TomNoles007 You don't sound thick at all mate
Anything with Bob is brilliant. Someone else to check out on WILTY is Claudia Winkleman, she's mad as a box of frogs, but in a good way 😄
I agree. I've never seen any reactions to her on TH-cam and she's hilarious.
@@rosa32 I've seen a few reactions to her, She's a female Bob 😂
Bob, Claudia, Greg Davies and Lee Mack stories/lies are the best.
There’s weird, there’s “you what”, then there’s , Bob Mortimer . A master of misdirection,
One of my favourite Bob WILTY moments. I must have seen this about 20 times, i always burst out laughing when Bob says Chris Rea told him 'i popped an egg in there for you '. Crazy as this sounds, one day, i plan to pop an egg in my bath lol
I love this show, just watching David Mitchell sitting there being sarcastic the whole time is so entertaining.
And a rich representation of accents around the UK, David Mitchell being posh southern English upper middle class, Rob Brydon South Welsh, Rhod Gilbert valleys Welsh, Lee Mack (Northern), Sarah Millican(Geordie) etc and Robert Webb who's actually from Lincoln but learnt to speak with a refined Southern accent
What's more is that Bob and Sarah live maybe 40 miles from each other and have vastly different accents. In the U.S that's the distance from North Dallas to Waxahachie. Imagine if you lived in Dallas, barely drove outside of Dallas and people started talking with a New jersey accent.
I just loved you playing along with Nick then winking at us ! Lovely touch. Your hair’s fantastic by the way .
Awesome. Glad you enjoyed that. Thanks
@@BoringReviews Don't want to upset hubby but yeah your hair does look great...have you been using eggs to condition it ??!!😂😂
It’s because of the albumen it adds that shine
Comedic genius. Everyone, contestants and audience love him so much and hang on his every word.
Hi Jodi! 😉Great reaction! There are so many hilarious WILTY clips but *Would I Lie to You - Kevin Bridges - I once accidentally bought a horse* is arguably the best. Thanks!
Yes, what he said. Kevin Bridges is probably the best one
WILTY. I once accidentally bought a horse. A MUST WATCH. THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!
This story is true except for the egg in the bath. Bob did record a single with Chris Rea. Rea later sent Bob a gold doily in the post, in lieu of a gold disc.
American's will not know what a doily is...
Always looking forward to see Bob Mortimer on WILTY every season.
Bob is amazing and my favourite guest on the show but my two favourite stories are "Lee's royal wedding invite" and "Kevin Bridges bought a horse"
i love bought a horse, but my fav is bobs sick owl, lol.
Many pro recording studios have residential facilities, baths included. Bands don't like to have to be in and out all the time.
Or showers..The Rolling Stones had a recording studio in Suffolk called Octopus...
I can remember decades ago there use to be an Egg shampoo/ Body wash that was sold in Tubs. Bob' playing it as if it is just a matter of fact whether it is true or not is priceless. 😄
In the UK we don't have salmonella in eggs. As far as I know Americans have to keep eggs in the fridge right? In UK we store in the cupboard, Eggs last 3 weeks.
In Australia I've only kept them in the fridge. They're not chilled on the shelf though so I suppose it's not required. My cousin has a chook pen so weekly I just pop by and grab some now! They wouldn't last 3 weeks at mine.
When a egg is layed it comes out wet (I forget the name for it). When that wetness dries it forms a protective barrier around the shell making it unnecessary to put in frig. In the US, that barrier is washed off making it necessary to put in frig.....or so I have been told.
I think there was a case of Salmonella from egg decades ago
@@GenXHBReacts This is correct
@@annother3350 Yes, it was called Edwina Curry! 😬
If a man runs a bath for you and you find something slimey and gelatinous floating in it, even if he says it's an egg, don't get in.
Or sip it..... Saltburn...
I've seen this many many times and I'm still cracking up.
Perfect timing, I'll sit and eat breakfast while I watch this with you guys before I go to work 😊 it's 6.15am here
That's so cool to hear. Thanks for starting your morning with us.
In the bath?
In the UK it would be hard to catch salmonella from an egg as our chickens are all treated to prevent this. This is why our eggs are kept at room temp rather than the fridge.
Correct: and NOT washed or bleached like Americans have...
You know Jodi is right- it’s not that obscure- women use egg white face masks (they’re amazing) and an egg yolk is the best scalp conditioner, packed with protein. So an egg bath isn’t such a bad idea 😂 Also you won’t get salmonella unless you drink your bath water.
Bob Mortimer, is a British National treasure, he's just wrote a great novel, called The Satsuma Complex, a great read, also he does a fishing programme with another funny comic & actor Paul Whitehouse.
Anything with Bob Mortimer in it is going to introduce you a whole universe of unlikely things.
Just sit back and watch.
You have to eat it to get salmonella....
If you recall it's on an island in the Thames. So as a private studio it will have facilities, you're not jumping in a boat everytime you want the toilet or need to wash or even bath. So it's not unreasonable to have facilities available on site.
...sure it was a least a little feasible but if you recall....it WAS bullshit!
Lee Mack's "Wok Around the Clock".
Comedy gold.
Good episodes 😊😊 , one of the best Wilty episodes is James Acaster and a game called Squirt .❤.
Good one guys, Bob Mortimer's brewing buddy story is also good
Bob is the only guest to be questioned by both teams :D
Love these reactions, more WILTY 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #NicksRight 😆👍👏🏻😍🇬🇧
I crack up every time I even think about this...
🤪🤪🤪👍
In the UK our chickens are vaccinated against Salmonella so our eggs dont contain Salmonella. Which means we dont have to refrigerate our eggs. Eggs are sold in the supermarket on the shelf and are not refrigerated. When eggs are laid they come with a natural coating which protects the eggs and in America your eggs are washed which means they need to be refrigerated plus as the chickens aren't vaccinated you have a high chance of Salmonella if theyre not cooked properly, we dont have that problem in the UK.
You really should watch these in order so there are no spoilers.
Doing regular WILTY videos will definitely help you to get to 100k subscribers.... people absolutely love this show!!😁
Claudia Winkleman is funny on wilty. The best short clip is called does Claudia label everyone she meets as an animal. There is a 25 minute video which covers everything and it is probably the best one to watch. There are a few short ones on TH-cam too.
You guys come stay with me when you visit the UK. There will be a chocolate on your pillow fresh clean towels.
I'll leave eggs in the bathroom. You decide between bath or shower and whether or not to utilise the egg.😁😉
what software do you use for your vids and dont you any copyright issues with the videos of these shows and all
Great reaction video. Love the England cricket cap 👏
Jodi is played by Carrie-Anne Moss.
Bob's scotch egg story on wilty is funny
Without knowing the answer i thought it was a lie bob played that so well tho Lol
Bob as well as being very funny and a national treasure is also very clever, there is a quite famous recording studio on an Island in the UK that has produced some very famous records, it is also a converted house that bands have used to deliberately isolate, he also did at least a couple of charting songs in the 90's with Vic and bands/artists, so it is told in a way that creates that doubt.
According to Bob, the whole story is true, apart from the egg part.
He's probably talking about Eel Pie Island, in the Thames.
It was a real hotbed of fashion & music, in the 1960's, & frequented by all the 'cool' 60's characters, like The Beatles, The Stones, Peter Sellers, Hendrix etc etc etc!
Eel Pie Island was a recording studio, but I think he might have been referring to Sol Mill in Cookham, which Chris Rea I think owned at some point.
A couple of different ones with Henning Wehn are very funny, "Interpol", "Train" and "Border" all three well worth a look. Also "Which WILTY panel member did Mel Giedroyc have a snog with?" is a good one.
Every episode with Bob on it is just brilliant
I just love your channel, you're
both funny and great to watch, sending love from Essex, England ❤️🏴😂
Appreciate this comment and you very much for taking the time to tell us.
The hint was at the end. They were leaning false but then bib begged not to base it in the egg turning white, which would have proved it was false. And they bought it
Another great WILTY moment to watch is James Acaster and the cabbage boy…
Or..wearing a dress in a hedge
Great reaction video! As a long time fan of the show I’m excited to see you all doing reactions to it, and thrilled to be able to share the laugh with fellow Americans. As you have discovered the Bob Mortimer episodes are all gold. Other consistently excellent guests are James Acaster, Henning Wehn, and Chris McCausland. I noticed you all react to a lots of Sarah Millican, she is also amazing on WILTY, I would recommend any of her episodes. Looking forward to more WILTY reactions. Also if you want to go down the Bob Mortimer rabbit hole Taskmaster series 5 is a must!
I do know of older hairdresserers who used to use eggs as a hair conditioner 😊
Washing your hair with egg is a great conditioner, albeit with both the albumin & yolk. And Bob did have some experience with hair through his family's long tradition of haircutting.
But has Chris Rea ever run a bath for anybody? Even if, like Bob, they are from Middlesbrough?
there is a sketch with a guy called big narsty its brilliant
I can't believe you believed that to start with he said there's your bath and bed at the recording studio, also if another man ran me a bath I would off like sh*t off a hot shovel lol.
Lies make baby Jesus Cry - Todd Flanders
you have to watch wilty with bob and his standard box of fireworks it`s a classic
Chris Rea's The Driving Home for Christmas man amongst other great music.
Dion Dublin gets everywhere now on the telly. The male Alex Scott or Claire Balding.
You need to watch WILTY Kevin Bridges nearly bought a horse, LOL
Bob is the most brilliantly consistent nd shout out to Kevin Bridges for probably the best ever one. Henning Wenn also should be checked out 👍
I'm sure I read somewhere that the "Geordie" or North East of England, accent, is one of the most trusted... it was something to do with telesales or call centers. So everything Bob says, sounds as though it could be true 😆
My mum used to regularly put egg in her hair with the belief that it is somehow good. Over the years her hair has fallen out dramatically. Bless her she is pretty much bold on top. Stop putting crap in your hair.
Good Reaction, as usual, Guys.
Would your lovely Lady have told us about the knowing wink if she you,both,had been correct and it was True though:)
This way you are covered ,either way.. lol
I thought the wink was just for me.
Classic WILTY!!
WILTY best TV quiz show we have here in the UK :)
Once Bob has established a reputation for being strange knowing which is true and which is false becomes almost impossible to use logic making one go with gut feelings.
I take it he was talking about Eel Pie Island?
No
@@LoneRanger100 No! Expand Kemosabe!
There's loads the one when helped a grand prix winner win a race and im sure theres another one about an old lady with a pony in her living room , ill be homest im from up north like bob n omg the weird shit you see or have heard is unreal 😆 🤣
You have to remember that almost all of that story was true, only the egg part was a lie. Bob and Chris Rea are old friends. Chris does have a song called "Let's Dance" which he re-recorded with Bob for a football match at Wembley, and there is a recording studio "Eel Pie" which is on a island in the Thames, so it probably was recorded there.
The song in question can be found here th-cam.com/video/aHyvyuDaMk0/w-d-xo.html
chris rea isnt a random dude....he had known bob for about 10 years or so.(they made this record in 1998) I had it on cd single...may still have it somewhere...
The Greg Davies WILTY clips are brilliant. And Henning Wehn
Is that an England Cricket Cap. Class 🤗 🏏
Salmonella has been eradicated in British eggs so you wouldn’t have to worry about that!
My mum used to put egg in her hair when I was a kid.
I’ve just pressed pause. He normally comes up with some weird stuff, but it’s always true. I think this time it has to be false, a popstar running your bath and I’ve never heard of an egg to be put in anybody’s bath. Hell, must’ve frozen over, I got one right at last
Excellent, but I note that Nick asked Jody to guess if it was a truth or lie, yet failed to make a guess himself. Not fair. I hope you go on to do the collections of Mortemerian Tales and also Claudian Chicanary. No need to do all of them in one go, perhpas on or two from each completation at a time.
I thought I made a guess. I intend to each time. Did I forget this time?
If Nick stays at an Air BnB on his UK visit, I am running a bath for him.
You should do the compilations and divide them up into smaller segments. Bob is the best
Chris Rea great singer .Driving home for Christmas ,great song
Bob is also a hairdresser who used to be paid in egg sandwiches
The Happening pitch meeting reaction please.
Please, please, please don't take this as being disrespectful. I'm from the UK and was subscribed to your channel for a long while. But I found Jody a little bit 'introverted' if that's the correct term. So I unsubscribed. Your latest few uploads over the last few weeks popped up in my recommendations, and Jody has become much more chilled, laid back and seems more fun now. I'm from the UK and we notice things like this. I've spent tonight watching some of your latest reactions, and she's now become as laid back and funny as Nick. So I've re subscribed. Way to go Jody. Hope my resubscribing helps you towards your 100K goal. And God bless you both as educators.
Thanks for the honest comment and the kind words. Jodi is the best.
Remember he is a lawyer, if l need anyone to defend me l choose him.
I found a fried egg in public swimming pool 😮. Thinking it was a fake one I picked it up but it fell apart. It was real 😮😂
Bob also appears in an unlikely successful tv series where he and a fellow comedian just go fishing even peopl not interested stalling fishing love this because of the interplay of the two guys both who have had health issues and were in recovery. Gone Fishing with paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer. Worth a look
If you watch any Gone Fishing clips you need to watch the clip with Chris Rea, great follow up to this vid.
Keep doing wilty and you'll get your hundred thousand
I just watched Memento & I can't unsee it, I think jodi kinda looks like a young Carrie Anne Moss am i wrong
You can't go wrong watching Bob on Wilty
Wonder how many people up and down the country are going to try this tonight 🤪
Ahem, I once was a hairdressers model with bleached blond hair, he told me to use an egg yolk as conditioner, I did, but rinsed in hot water!!
@@margaretflounders8510 oh no. Poached !
Great to see that Americans get British humour!
Thats my favourite wilty story. 😊
Loving the cap.
Jodi great outfit and hair
Bob's Brewing story is holarious
Great cap by the way.
If Bob claims anything any normal person might do, then you know its a lie.
just watch the mortimerian tales from the beginning, but obviously just do 1-3 at once.
Remember the whole of the story does not have to be true, just the statement on the card the rest can be rubbish.
Salmonella doesn't exist in the UK. We have better hygiene laws.