Ayy @Jimmy De'Souza do you prefer to be called "defective moron" or "dumb fuck" yourself? Why would the concept of manumission existing imply that a slave's owners INTEND to free him? I don't think it's in the desert wasteland slaver handbook. Anyway, you tried, please delete your account
@@howardroark252 Even with manumission, what the slave 'earns' to buy themselves out of slavery isn't remotely anything to do with the transaction where they were sold. They never see a percentage of the money used to buy them. In short, Jimmy De'Souza, delete your account.
The best part is, after unlocking himself and looting a battlefield, he immediately trespasses into a tower and ignored directions to leave, then wonders why he was getting attacked while being imprisoned yet again.
what always gets me is how optimistic he is in the beginning to go on some grand adventure, just to be repeatedly mauled by desert life, then mercilessly sold into slavery on the brink of death
@Fundamentally Unorthodox I think it's a lot, lot different if you go with the standard start than with the one his chat made him pick. As long as you don't have "looks like a slave" the slavers are pretty nice people who defend you from Hungry Bandits.
@@Kryptnyt yeah as long as ur dude doesnt look like a shit kicker and his stats arent poo then youre sweet. Even then, my main man Max steps too close and "this one looks like a slave" they say as they meet my 50% armour penetration and limb lopping Naginata. Have fun picking up slaves with no arms
The key reason he managed to have a decent time playing this is because he got knocked out and enslaved at the start and had time to actually read the tutorials lmao
It's funny that he didn't know that the guys at the beginning we're going to sell him to slavery, and for a while he thought they were bringing him in their squad.
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin I mean, lots of gangs and groups have some sort of haze as a initiation, so being beaten up could be one in some groupings. Kenshi does technically welcome you to a group if you get beaten up sometimes... Just not what you'd want. :D
Just a little goblin man running around stealing food and shoving it in his mouth, you chase him, turn a corner and see him waddling off into the sunset with an unconscious dog over his shoulder
28:28 is like something out of a movie, jesus christ the timing and everything he creates a character and learns the basics in 20 minutes and then is immediately attacked by slave traders lmao
Making 1st Character 4:10 Playing Game 20:00 Making 2nd Character 1:53:20 Game Starts 1:59:50 1st Brb Ends 3:55:05 2nd Brb Ends 6:53:22 3rd Brb Ends 7:00:39
It's not hard to see why jerma would like such a great game with overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam,compared to the tons and tons of crap he usually plays for the lols and morbid curiosity. In fact I wish he would stream himself playing kenshi at least twice a week.
5:54:37 i swear to god, Jerma's biggest gift is his perfect comical timing. Right while he was yeah-ing to a success thievery, a guy fucking sonic'd at him just to hit the hay
the sick dog arc was probably the most emotional thing I've ever witnessed. watching the homeless guy try to feed his dog but accidentally eat the food he was supposed to feed it was incredible storytelling
"Backseated" More like, led a stray by people that clearly never played the game, other than the guy who said that reloading is a big loss of skills. :p
I'm so glad Kenshi is getting attention. I bought it like 7 years ago and it's been great watching it get updated Edit: "I'm thinking we go north here." *points to the Leviathan Coast* yeah sounds great
Idk the best way to describe it, but like, imagine a line where one end is single-person focused survival games where building never gets past like, chests and boxes. Games like Don't Starve or whatever, and the other end is city builders, where any individual person is completely irrelevant, like Banished or City Skylines. Kenshi sits somewhere in the middle between those depending on how you choose to play. In terms of quality, I have a few hundred hours sunk into it and don't regret it at all. It's a good sandbox, and you can play for a long time and still not see everything it has to offer.
Can I just say that all the music from 4:22:00 to 4:27:00 was ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. Like, how can you not only perfectly fit the songs from a different ost, but also sync them 100% with what's happening on the screen.
This is SO WEIRD. I've been playing Kenshi since like 2012 when it was in alpha. I've never known anyone else who played it, and to now suddenly see Jerma streaming it is so jarring.
@@b2zfro this is first time i am hearing about this game. i watched couple videos on YT and people are saying that this game not getting attention it deserves. but really? i am big fan of fallout 1 and 2, but this game kinda sucks :D putting bread on the groud and people from all around city know that you stole it. tf :D
@@Satekas Yeah, it's definitely not perfect, and the style of play isn't for everyone. It isn't super intuitive, and does have a fairly steep learning curve. However, in my (admittedly biased) opinion, it does so many things right that it easily makes up for it. Kenshi combines so many of my favorite gameplay themes and mechanics into one cohesive experience, and I haven't seen any one game do the same nearly as well. Also, dropping stolen items on the ground doesn't alert anyone. I just tested it in-game. Jerma was probably confused. Picking a dropped item up while it's still marked as stolen, though, is a good way to get caught if you're stealing skill is low.
It is. Jerma is pretty attrocious at it though. He reduced his speed by 70% carrying way too much shit then mining rocks making to put him to 1% speed. If he could move faster than a boulder he could have sold a few copper rocks at a time to pay for cost effective foods like dried meat and oatmeal at the bar.
2:46:39/5:55:10 insults 8:00:22/8:42:09 Mini-Jerma Green Screen Movie Night during donations 4:56:57 mispronounces _Raspberry Pi_ as _Raspberry _*_Pee_* Whole stream Mispronounces _Masamune_ >:(
Reaching such a desperate point that your battling with the idea of eating your own dog to survive set to Animal Crossing music. That's the authentic Kenshi experience.
This is truly one of my favs something about these streams are just so fucking funny. The amount of times he gets arrested, makes himself a slave, the dog chronicles, truly iconic
There's like a giant fucking dude with a master swords killing every policeman in the area Then there's small goblin man, holding a dog just ready to fight him
3:11:09 he says, “here, eat it” and right when he says that, his little donation notification shows up in the top left corner and the logo eats it. it looks like it happened in game. i thought i was dreaming.
@@VonRibbittit's impossibly difficult if you play the intended way. The thing is Kenshi actively encouraged abusing all of its broken mechanics to not get bent over by random thugs in the desert.
@@7kiro787 no not really. mining copper isn't abusing mechanics since it's literally just like giving your characters a job, and buying a house in a city is normal. the only abuse I could think of is crafting and having your characters hit a legless skeleton on a repair bed to train their attack stat indefinitely.
I likeed the part when he tried to escape the acid rain by walking through the black swamp, one of the most dangerous places in the game that has constant acid rain
I'm interested to see if the reason this is one of the most viewed Jerma VOD is because it's really good or if it's just something TH-cam decided to throw into the algorithm.
The chat was giving him such shitty advice at the beginning of the game, it was funny watching them all fumble over themselves trying to figure out what to do and how to help him
![Old Jerma Streams [with Chat] - Kenshi](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OCT-V0eu-kQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"Somebody will buy me? Do I get a percentage of that money?" I don't think Jerma understands slavery
@Jimmy Uh... Knowing what manumission is, I get the feeling you don't know what it is.
@Jimmy De'Souza big oof
Jimmy De'Souza pretentious loser
Ayy @Jimmy De'Souza do you prefer to be called "defective moron" or "dumb fuck" yourself? Why would the concept of manumission existing imply that a slave's owners INTEND to free him? I don't think it's in the desert wasteland slaver handbook. Anyway, you tried, please delete your account
@@howardroark252 Even with manumission, what the slave 'earns' to buy themselves out of slavery isn't remotely anything to do with the transaction where they were sold. They never see a percentage of the money used to buy them. In short, Jimmy De'Souza, delete your account.
*Spends over a full hour trying to escape confinement
*Creates new character
*IMMEDIATELY cuffs self to pole
Presto majesto, ZAP!
The best part is, after unlocking himself and looting a battlefield, he immediately trespasses into a tower and ignored directions to leave, then wonders why he was getting attacked while being imprisoned yet again.
@@shadow101classthey gave him three warnings too
old habits die hard
what always gets me is how optimistic he is in the beginning to go on some grand adventure, just to be repeatedly mauled by desert life, then mercilessly sold into slavery on the brink of death
That's literally just the premise of kenshi unless you get a good start
@TH-cam is highkey garbage just run and steal ez
@TH-cam is highkey garbage Calm down, captain autismo
@Fundamentally Unorthodox I think it's a lot, lot different if you go with the standard start than with the one his chat made him pick. As long as you don't have "looks like a slave" the slavers are pretty nice people who defend you from Hungry Bandits.
@@Kryptnyt yeah as long as ur dude doesnt look like a shit kicker and his stats arent poo then youre sweet. Even then, my main man Max steps too close and "this one looks like a slave" they say as they meet my 50% armour penetration and limb lopping Naginata. Have fun picking up slaves with no arms
from rag to rags
yo
@@michaelstilon6770 yo
@Brick yo
@@cornegeyer2681 yo
@@viktoria848 yo
His first character had the shittiest life out of anyone who’s ever lived
You've obviously never played Kenshi
You might be depressed, homeless, and in debt, but at least you aren't Naked Dude.
Being a Cannibal toy is much worse.
@@Sam-fi7zj Is it possible to get cannibalized while being alive and conscious ?
@@vrmvrm6055 I think so. I haven't screwed around with the cannibal yet. Been hanging out in the South West
The key reason he managed to have a decent time playing this is because he got knocked out and enslaved at the start and had time to actually read the tutorials lmao
Sounds like the only way to get some people to follow hints and tutorials.
I read the tutorials while my bonedog and I slowly starved to death. I had fun after I restarted lol.
>"This is like Sims but in the wasteland."
He never stood a chance.
It's funny that he didn't know that the guys at the beginning we're going to sell him to slavery, and for a while he thought they were bringing him in their squad.
@@Gunmils It's funnier to think that it wasn't.
Kinda hard to believe it wasn't since they beat his ass.
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin I mean, lots of gangs and groups have some sort of haze as a initiation, so being beaten up could be one in some groupings.
Kenshi does technically welcome you to a group if you get beaten up sometimes... Just not what you'd want. :D
Are you not a part of your slavers squad?
@@FirjiwaterNo
Just a little goblin man running around stealing food and shoving it in his mouth, you chase him, turn a corner and see him waddling off into the sunset with an unconscious dog over his shoulder
Underrated-Comment-Andy :Kappa:
The captivating story of a man carrying his dog across the desert.
I'll see you in 3 years when this is a Disney Pixar movie
I read that as hot dog and laughed for a good 5 minute. Now I am disappointed.
A boy and his dog. Or a boy and his boy 2 electric boogaloo.
@@Bitter-Wounds Not yet sadly.
@@FG-dh6pr give it another year
Local streamer is surprised prison was not made to accommodate escapes.
Watching Jerma play a new game is like watching an old lady figure out how to use internet explorer
Hi
hi@@vvocal
honestly with kenshi anyone will be like that
Average chat member right here. Eager to ridicule Jerma at every turn.
28:28 is like something out of a movie, jesus christ the timing and everything
he creates a character and learns the basics in 20 minutes and then is immediately attacked by slave traders lmao
In all the games i started there always was a group of hungry bandits waiting to pummel my crew
Sick dog arc.
This is the most precious Kenshi Gameplay I’ve ever seen. This needs to be the official Kenshi tutorial.
Ong
Kenshi's character creation must be a real paradise for the Jerma's collection of abominations from the most nightmarish corners of the Abyss.
I almost pissed myself laughing when he locked himself on the prisoner pole as the second character and saw the big battle. This is hilarious.
Man sinks his entire life savings to prolong the miserable existence of his dog.
Making 1st Character 4:10
Playing Game 20:00
Making 2nd Character 1:53:20
Game Starts 1:59:50
1st Brb Ends 3:55:05
2nd Brb Ends 6:53:22
3rd Brb Ends 7:00:39
Bless for adding the second character timestamp
You are spoiling the stream.
Singularity's Marauder shut the fuck up
@@crimsonlanceman7882 then don’t read it
"You've been enslaved!" in that congratulatory tone, I love it so much
Diminutive, starving vagrant drags dog across the desert in desperate search for beef jerky.
I Almost died when the dog got thrown out of the Bar while Jerma was shopping i was legit in pain of laughing so damn much.
Timestamp?
@@Mahoxy 3:10:08
3:14:25
3:17:03
The fact Jerma escaped from enslavement twice despite being unconscious the whole time is some impressive shit
“Do you have the necessary resources to make a wrestling game?”
Get the dev studio on the horn, they have some important work to do
Yall Toilets B Talkin Shit hopefully after making this game, they’d have the resources, but like this game took 12 years to make
Also, no idea why but his face cam on the character's face was absolutely priceless.
got a timestamp?
@@g-rid 2:59:15
This anime was pretty good, but I could've done without watching the Sick Dog Arc. 8/10
torknick try watching beatless
The show could’ve been less racist and less racist, this is where I will go on a rant.
The whole character creation thing gave me abs from laughing
I'm always impressed when you guys get these nearly 9 hour streams uploaded so quickly.
This game is awesome.
Wow it's OST is incredible.
"Hey , don't go to the northwest , it's full of deadly monsters"
Jerma , 10 min later : "mmh maybe they're just liars"
this poor dogs entire life is just suffering between being unconscious and starving
Hahshaga ikr
Jerma is the last person I would imagine playing Kenshi
So, who is The Person playing Kenshi?
@@crimsonlanceman7882 Anybody but jerma
this is exactly the game Jerma would play
@@misterman8671 Perhaps THE most Jerma Game
It's not hard to see why jerma would like such a great game with overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam,compared to the tons and tons of crap he usually plays for the lols and morbid curiosity.
In fact I wish he would stream himself playing kenshi at least twice a week.
kenshi mutant for jerma rumble 2019
5:54:37 i swear to god, Jerma's biggest gift is his perfect comical timing. Right while he was yeah-ing to a success thievery, a guy fucking sonic'd at him just to hit the hay
I love how he just picks up the heaviest gear on the field and expects his character to be any good.
4:58:00, To the gentle sound of Animal Crossing music "...I'm gonna have to eat my dog"
I noticed jerma speed up in the middle of battle or running away like it gonna help him move faster than enemies
Streamer eats entire bag of potato chips whilst saying “just one more and then I’m done”
the sick dog arc was probably the most emotional thing I've ever witnessed. watching the homeless guy try to feed his dog but accidentally eat the food he was supposed to feed it was incredible storytelling
Imagine playing a true open world RPG and still getting backseated by chat.
"Backseated" More like, led a stray by people that clearly never played the game, other than the guy who said that reloading is a big loss of skills. :p
Kuz Netsov i know right. Nobody told him to go mining for the starting income?
Chat clearly wanted him to be surprised, the experienced players in chat only gave him tips at that moment, damn complainers.
@@Zumbah2 booring
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin besides constantly telling him not to go places he wanted to go
I'm so glad Kenshi is getting attention. I bought it like 7 years ago and it's been great watching it get updated
Edit: "I'm thinking we go north here." *points to the Leviathan Coast* yeah sounds great
what is it like compared to other games?
Idk the best way to describe it, but like, imagine a line where one end is single-person focused survival games where building never gets past like, chests and boxes. Games like Don't Starve or whatever, and the other end is city builders, where any individual person is completely irrelevant, like Banished or City Skylines. Kenshi sits somewhere in the middle between those depending on how you choose to play.
In terms of quality, I have a few hundred hours sunk into it and don't regret it at all. It's a good sandbox, and you can play for a long time and still not see everything it has to offer.
@@jaredvargas5785 Seems like a more action based rimworld. I loved rimworld for a few weeks but it ran its course.
Basically, there's turrets and crossbows now.
Wait what. It's 7 years old?! I thought it's like a year old. How have I never heard of it past these 7 years?
Earthbound's Franky playing while Jerma zips along towards a town with his dog flopping around on his shoulder was a great moment.
Can I just say that all the music from 4:22:00 to 4:27:00 was ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.
Like, how can you not only perfectly fit the songs from a different ost, but also sync them 100% with what's happening on the screen.
My question is what are these tracks?
@@darkmasterchief227 Don't know what specific tracks but they're from the Earthbound OST.
I love the stark disposition of the Kenshin wastelands and the Animal Crossing OST
The first thing Jerma's character does is DAB WITH ONE ARM
He spends nearly 2 hours locked in a cage blaming chat for making him play the hardest scenario....
I love this man.
This is SO WEIRD. I've been playing Kenshi since like 2012 when it was in alpha. I've never known anyone else who played it, and to now suddenly see Jerma streaming it is so jarring.
Now, to watch this whole stream video *while* playing more Kenshi!
@@b2zfro this is first time i am hearing about this game. i watched couple videos on YT and people are saying that this game not getting attention it deserves. but really? i am big fan of fallout 1 and 2, but this game kinda sucks :D putting bread on the groud and people from all around city know that you stole it. tf :D
@@Satekas Yeah, it's definitely not perfect, and the style of play isn't for everyone. It isn't super intuitive, and does have a fairly steep learning curve. However, in my (admittedly biased) opinion, it does so many things right that it easily makes up for it. Kenshi combines so many of my favorite gameplay themes and mechanics into one cohesive experience, and I haven't seen any one game do the same nearly as well.
Also, dropping stolen items on the ground doesn't alert anyone. I just tested it in-game. Jerma was probably confused. Picking a dropped item up while it's still marked as stolen, though, is a good way to get caught if you're stealing skill is low.
@@Satekas Really? Thats the only thing that makes you think it sucks?
@@ethanbrock5453 did I say that is the only thing?
5:15:00 Peaceful animal crossing music plays while robot kills everyone
I love that the most replayed part is where a bird flies by the camera. that's the most interesting part apparently
I'm literally dying laughing... I NEED to play this game over, over and over again... This looks so addicting
It is. Jerma is pretty attrocious at it though. He reduced his speed by 70% carrying way too much shit then mining rocks making to put him to 1% speed. If he could move faster than a boulder he could have sold a few copper rocks at a time to pay for cost effective foods like dried meat and oatmeal at the bar.
@@BunnyHoppin- that’s a Jerma Stream. Pro gamer level with an enigma brain.
Its now been 5 years. Did you get addicted?
*breaks into Holy Nation house. runs around stealing shit*
“i have a 2,500¢ bounty on me, and why is that exactly?”
"That's the point of the game, you just are a.. piece of shit." - PC Magazine, 2013
"I got a book called How To Read" is the best joke ever told.
Jerma thinking getting beaten up to toughen up means get savaged in the desert by a band of giant spiders
5:07:00 This dude is actually Guts.
watching jerma discover this games mechanics really makes it a joy
I hope Jerma looks more into the base building aspect of this game. I'd love to see him create an army
2:46:39/5:55:10
insults
8:00:22/8:42:09
Mini-Jerma Green Screen Movie Night during donations
4:56:57
mispronounces _Raspberry Pi_ as _Raspberry _*_Pee_*
Whole stream
Mispronounces _Masamune_ >:(
Massamoon :D
i've been watching this video in small doses all day and the thumbnail gets me everytime.
The constant holding of right mouse is driving me mental. Just click where you want to go. 💀
Reaching such a desperate point that your battling with the idea of eating your own dog to survive set to Animal Crossing music. That's the authentic Kenshi experience.
This is truly one of my favs something about these streams are just so fucking funny. The amount of times he gets arrested, makes himself a slave, the dog chronicles, truly iconic
Really hope Jerma takes a stab at Kenshi 2 when that comes out in 2060
this steam is longer than my last work shift.....
Fractalis Omega not mine :(
8:42:11 for our belated 12 days of Jermsmas video.
I love how jerma’s guy with a dog looks like a dark souls character
There's like a giant fucking dude with a master swords killing every policeman in the area
Then there's small goblin man, holding a dog just ready to fight him
Who ever suggested the Earthbound ost is a genius
Mister Man so are you
Taking a break from playing Kenshi to watch this
The Earthbound music makes this so much better
3:11:09 he says, “here, eat it” and right when he says that, his little donation notification shows up in the top left corner and the logo eats it. it looks like it happened in game. i thought i was dreaming.
One of my favorite Jerma streams. I liked getting mad at this little man fumble his way about this game for like 7 hours.
This is easily the most hilarious start of a game I've ever seen.
Makes the most horrendous character creation ever “… yea that’s fine”
This game is widely regarded as impossibly difficult and confusing af so it's hilarious that Jerma tried to play it.
Its regarded as impossibly difficult by people who didnt bother to learn the game, once you get to know how things work its not that hard
@@VonRibbittit's impossibly difficult if you play the intended way. The thing is Kenshi actively encouraged abusing all of its broken mechanics to not get bent over by random thugs in the desert.
@@7kiro787 no not really. mining copper isn't abusing mechanics since it's literally just like giving your characters a job, and buying a house in a city is normal. the only abuse I could think of is crafting and having your characters hit a legless skeleton on a repair bed to train their attack stat indefinitely.
38:51 "Hello?" *desert warrior runs over to adjust his comrade's crotch*
cannedroth's desendants will be the best triple a workers
I was screaming at jerma when he was WALKING INTO A TOWER AND BEING TOLD TO LEAVE, and he just stays there and proceeds to ruin his save
"do you have any food?" immediately attacked by ALL guards
Gotta say the Animal crossing music makes this game a lot more chill
Starts the stream by getting caught and imprisoned for a long ass time. Starts the new character out by imprisoning himself.
Closest thing to jerma laughing at a car accident in this stream is this 5:17:25
Love this comment dude
dealing with the consequences of your actions = soft locked
This was a really good season but I think it dragged in the beginning, the Sick Dog arc was when it really went crazy thoygh
So many great people in the comments
This seems like an interesting game, but what will probably happen is i'll put it on my wishlist and it'll sit there forever.
There's a free demo available - it's the entire game with no restrictions, but your skills are capped to 20.
Did you end up buying it? I just did and I can can't stop playing it.
That's what I did, then one day bought it on a whim and its now one of my favorite games ever
It's on sale on steam right now, 40% off
I took that
Totaly worth in lockdown for the 16 bucks i pay
I likeed the part when he tried to escape the acid rain by walking through the black swamp, one of the most dangerous places in the game that has constant acid rain
I'm interested to see if the reason this is one of the most viewed Jerma VOD is because it's really good or if it's just something TH-cam decided to throw into the algorithm.
verdict?
@@TheStilletos It's alright. Better than I thought, not as good as I hoped.
11:19 he looks like Dr. house
"This game is about getting your ass kicked"
Jerma accurately reviewing Kenshi
These streams are so freaking entertaining, I love the constant failure lmao
I was so proud when he started mining and actually kept doing it and managed not to starve
*puts mouse literally on the guy's weapon* "Where's his weapon? I can't take his weapon."
This stream made me want to try out this game, and it's perfect
First a slave now a dwarven miner
The chat was giving him such shitty advice at the beginning of the game, it was funny watching them all fumble over themselves trying to figure out what to do and how to help him
"This is so brutal"
Passes out from hunger. Just Kenshi being a masterpiece.
jerma getting attacked by 10 people immediatly after saving was perfect
Jesus, 8 hours? Well, still gonna watch it
5:17:15 has to be one of my favorite jerma moments of all time, so underrated too I've never seen this in a comp
1:51:30 "i think i might just have to serve my time" _in fucking slavery_ lmao
Doctor house instead of losing most of his leg lost an entire arm and went insane, killed foreman and went into the wild for the rest of his life
3:56:22 jerma shamelessly eats straight whipped cream from the can