That would of been epic , the need to source there sketches out too a TH-cam channel and have them described, that we can add in our comments how we would think it should go... Someone needs to get on that one and make it serious
Chris Kattan is brilliant in this. He gets the tone right, he gets the body language right, and he shouted Right Face as clearly as any other drill sergeant, which is to say all you can understand is the “right.”
100% right, his yelling and talking is perfect, I would say the only difference is a real drill sgt. you could understand more plainly, but when i hear him yell fast and not understandable, I think... that's a drill sgt. Obviously exagerated. The Lawyer Skit in my opinion is the best because its so far fetched. This one is great but could ALMOST be realistic
@@stevec7770 lemme guess, you voted republican down the line this month? i'm genuinely curious. cuz i've seen a lot of righties wanderin on over into snl comment sections just to state, very plainly, that they do not find modern snl skits to be funny. no jokes, no sarcasm, just "so and so is not funny" and/or "snl is no longer funny, like it used to be"
@@DonnyHooterHootyou should be able to infer from my comment that I am saying Chris Kattan’s drill sergeant character sounds like he is from Louisiana. Tell me, how does one so witless find themselves on a 10yr old SNL sketch replying to a 3yr old comment?
Can't remember how many times we got dusted off for laughing, but you can't help it. Most of the time you're either going "I can't believe that DS___ said that🤯" or "I'm not surprised DS___ said that".
The best part of basic is towards the end when the drill sergeants pull out all the people who do the best impressions. That happened basic and AIT and it was hilarious.
i was thinking the same thing. he obviously went to law school while earning his teaching credentials. first a lawyer.. he did well at first, but just couldnt gain any traction. his clients were claiming they felt 'misrepresented'. second a teacher.. well, substitute. his accent was so thick, they feared he wouldnt be able to 'get through' to the kids. he never passed his probationary period. with his dreams crushed, he had no idea what to do next. on his way home after being fired he thought to himself ''wumayn x'moogu-bee'' (whats my next move going to be?). he pulled into his driveway, sat on his couch, tears crystallized on his face as more started to drip over like an icicle on a warm winter day. he turned on the tv. blinded by his grief, thinking maybe if he flips it to his favorite show - 'southern auctions with jeremiah swain' - just maybe it could help sponge up his sight back. however, the first thing he sees when the tube flips on is army propaganda commercials. all he had to hear was 'BE! ALL THAT YOU CAN BE! - Army.' as soon as he heard that, he turned the tv right back off, got back in his car and drove straight to his nearest recruitment office. on the road, with sight as clear as a warm summer day, he thought to himself "byaukenbeeb-aybee"(be all that you can be, baby). just like that, he was signed up and drillin new recruits before he could say... well. you get the idea.
This was great, I have been researching "best stuttering treatment" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Rincaas Stammify Blocker - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some decent things about it and my m8 got cool results with it.
@@markb4101 Letting other people have their opinion is bullshit, you're right. That's the problem with this world. We should be able to tell people their opinions because their all stupid, and we know best. You should like what i like, because i know what's good, and what's shit.
I grew up in New England, when I went to Quantico with the Marine Corps I had to work directly with a great guy from southern Louisiana, he was in my platoon. We couldn’t understand each other at first. This skit is scarily funny and accurate
I studied English in NYC during 6 months for an intensive class living with an American family in Long Island, it was very good enjoying the Big Apple in 1997, until I got a contract to work in South Louisiana in 1999, when I got there I had to take again English classes with a local school teacher, and believe me, every cent I paid her worth it, I could understand most of my colleagues talking like this Drill Sargeant, and most of them chewing tobacco while talking. Cheers from Lima Perú.
I actually worked with someone like this once in South Carolina. Couldn’t understand a thing the guy said, but I remember doing a lot of head bobbing as though I understood what the hell he was saying. I laughed when he did and looked angry when he did. It was a good exercise in following ones lead.
I'm USA army retired and anyone who has been in the military can understand how funny this video is because you meet so many people but one good thing about the army we got along because at the end of the day we were going home together 😊
I just want to mention that at 00:01 they added the godamn Command & Conquer: Hellmarch song's sound. "DIE WAFFEN, LEIBT ANN!" as in "Your weapons, take aim!"
This series of Kattan skits were kind of like precursors to the Key & Peele skits years later with Key playing the angry substitute teacher that expects his students to answer to wildly mispronounced versions of their names. When they try to correct him he goes ballistic.
Key was on Mad TV & had the character Coach Hines! You gotta check it out if you haven't seen it, it's here on YT! It still cracks me up! Love the recognition they've both gotten they're crazy talented!
I feel strongly that he looks like Brad Pitt, full stop. And I always said that I could not be in the army, because all of that shouting will cause me to crack up laughing forever!! I’m so serious!! 😭🤣😂
So basically Suel Forrester is Forrest Gump with an outrageous accent, with all the different jobs Suel has had ocer the years including lawyer, teacher, coach, and drill instructor.😂
Very close to the DS's that I recall. All thats missing is the understanding check. "BIBOPDEEPOOF TARILOTRPUWFU!! AND SHHEEBOBDOOWOP!!!!!.....DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?" All you can do is say YES DRILL SERGEANT!
I once had a job where, every Friday, like clockwork, I’d get hauled into a “chew out” meeting. The “chew-er” was a cockney British guy, who managed over me and my manager. Every time he would yell at me, I’d turn my head sideways (like the RCA phonograph dog), look at my own manager, and ask… _”Whud he say??”_
My brain keeps telling me this is dumb, but my heart keeps saying this is HILARIOUS!!
Your brain and your heart are both correct.
That made me laugh more than the skit
Absolutely NOTHING dumb about this. This is what comedica geniusa looks like.
I laughed nonstop!!😂
Not dumb. Pretty accurate.
I was expecting a "3 months later" sign and then everyone in the platoon is talking like Chris and understanding him completely.
That's hilarious
I was expecting the last guy in the row understand him and then talk exactly like him but your idea was better.
That would of been epic , the need to source there sketches out too a TH-cam channel and have them described, that we can add in our comments how we would think it should go... Someone needs to get on that one and make it serious
**3 Months Later...**
I was expecting him to tell Mark McKinney to "SIT AND WAIT, FOR PRINCIPAL MOSS, IN THE HALL!"
Chris Kattan is brilliant in this. He gets the tone right, he gets the body language right, and he shouted Right Face as clearly as any other drill sergeant, which is to say all you can understand is the “right.”
right fffffffffwoiehfoiqhweqwf
Kattan always with the unintelligible rants, not even close to funny
100% right, his yelling and talking is perfect, I would say the only difference is a real drill sgt. you could understand more plainly, but when i hear him yell fast and not understandable, I think... that's a drill sgt. Obviously exagerated. The Lawyer Skit in my opinion is the best because its so far fetched. This one is great but could ALMOST be realistic
Kattan was great. I had a few belly laughs in this skit. The ending was too funny😂 😂
@@stevec7770 lemme guess, you voted republican down the line this month? i'm genuinely curious. cuz i've seen a lot of righties wanderin on over into snl comment sections just to state, very plainly, that they do not find modern snl skits to be funny. no jokes, no sarcasm, just "so and so is not funny" and/or "snl is no longer funny, like it used to be"
Drill instructor: "Tabada la da mabaladati, you understand!?"
Recruits: "Yes sir!" 😳🤨🙄
It's not "Yes sir!" ...It's "Yes Drill Sergeant!!" He's an E6 (promotable?)...a working class man son!
I remember I had a Drill Sergeant from Puerto Rico with a thick accent. This describes the situation for the first month perfectly.
Had the same thing happen in Sweden had a guy from Spain. Could barley understand a thing with the thick accent
Lmaoooo
Same happen to me in Puerto Rico with americans trying to speak spanish,,i dont understand shit !!!!
Had a fellow recruit from PR. Drill sergeant heard him ask for 'Shicken' in the mess hall. Drill Sergeant says: "You makeeng fun uv me pri-vit?"
@@problemon P.R. don't speak Spanish good either, so I guess your double fuked...lol!!
I too have met people from Louisiana.
So what? Who are you?
@@DonnyHooterHootyou should be able to infer from my comment that I am saying Chris Kattan’s drill sergeant character sounds like he is from Louisiana. Tell me, how does one so witless find themselves on a 10yr old SNL sketch replying to a 3yr old comment?
People don't realize but in real life basic training is one of the funniest places you will ever be. Drill Sergeant are like stand up comedians
100% after the shock of it all I had to bite my cheek to stop myself from laughing!
Can't remember how many times we got dusted off for laughing, but you can't help it. Most of the time you're either going "I can't believe that DS___ said that🤯" or "I'm not surprised DS___ said that".
You stand up, they are comedians.
100% truth. God, every day in basic, something had us dying laughing or fighting the urge to bust out laughing.
The best part of basic is towards the end when the drill sergeants pull out all the people who do the best impressions. That happened basic and AIT and it was hilarious.
Criss is so underrated, he has so many hilarious characters.
Have you seen his movie Corky Romano? It is really funny 😆
I love his 'Mango' character
the poor guy's career was ruined after his neck injury. He should have been Jim Carrey before Jim Carrey.
Translation:
Shine your shoes you got some dirt on the edges.
Chin up,chest out!!
What’s your name soldier?
Was I talking to you?
How did you understand this?
You are remarkable.
I don't know but I been told... eskimo pu$$y mighty cold lol
@@yakou1621 because he was in the army :)
I thought he said “What a day, soldier”.
Suel Forrester should be back on SNL once again. He is funny.
I almost died when he said "rah face!" and nobody knew to turn left face or right face.
Turning left would have meant turning to the wall, though.
He's a teacher,a lawyer and a Sergeant wow
i was thinking the same thing.
he obviously went to law school while earning his teaching credentials.
first a lawyer.. he did well at first, but just couldnt gain any traction. his clients were claiming they felt 'misrepresented'.
second a teacher.. well, substitute. his accent was so thick, they feared he wouldnt be able to 'get through' to the kids. he never passed his probationary period.
with his dreams crushed, he had no idea what to do next.
on his way home after being fired he thought to himself ''wumayn x'moogu-bee'' (whats my next move going to be?).
he pulled into his driveway, sat on his couch, tears crystallized on his face as more started to drip over like an icicle on a warm winter day.
he turned on the tv. blinded by his grief, thinking maybe if he flips it to his favorite show - 'southern auctions with jeremiah swain' -
just maybe it could help sponge up his sight back. however, the first thing he sees when the tube flips on is army propaganda commercials.
all he had to hear was 'BE! ALL THAT YOU CAN BE! - Army.'
as soon as he heard that, he turned the tv right back off, got back in his car and drove straight to his nearest recruitment office.
on the road, with sight as clear as a warm summer day, he thought to himself "byaukenbeeb-aybee"(be all that you can be, baby).
just like that, he was signed up and drillin new recruits before he could say... well. you get the idea.
Renaissance Man.
@@Capcoor
Bicentennial man.
He's in everyday positions he shouldn't be.
Director, talk show host, basketball coach too. There’s a handful of sketches on the nbc website
I swear that Drill Sargent is channelling Donald Duck.
Dont know why this skit isnt listed as one of the funniest ever on SNL
mychal4895 its a shame
BECAUSE IT IS SHIT
This was great, I have been researching "best stuttering treatment" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Rincaas Stammify Blocker - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some decent things about it and my m8 got cool results with it.
Did we watch the same clip? He’s not funny. And the premise is recycled trash.
@@markb4101 Letting other people have their opinion is bullshit, you're right. That's the problem with this world. We should be able to tell people their opinions because their all stupid, and we know best. You should like what i like, because i know what's good, and what's shit.
I grew up in New England, when I went to Quantico with the Marine Corps I had to work directly with a great guy from southern Louisiana, he was in my platoon. We couldn’t understand each other at first. This skit is scarily funny and accurate
I went to TBS in Quantico in 81. Spent alot of time at Lunga Reservoir. The campground lake by FBI training academy. 0311 E4.
@ outstanding,hope you’re well sir. I went back to TBS in or about 2021-22 to take a PFT. It’s changed so much I got lost.
No joke, I had a drill sergeant who would tell us to get up and he would get down and vice versa. Reminds me of this guy 😂
I actually started to understand him more after watching this a couple of times.
Same 😂
Yes! he said give me 10 sit-ups right now!
@@mirellalastar umshshehh...i said...usmsh..10 usghgmis...moeee
If they ever sell the cue cards for this sketch with Kattan's lines, I might sell my house.
I studied English in NYC during 6 months for an intensive class living with an American family in Long Island, it was very good enjoying the Big Apple in 1997, until I got a contract to work in South Louisiana in 1999, when I got there I had to take again English classes with a local school teacher, and believe me, every cent I paid her worth it, I could understand most of my colleagues talking like this Drill Sargeant, and most of them chewing tobacco while talking.
Cheers from Lima Perú.
I'm from Texas, English is my native language but I needed to take English lessons when I moved to Manchester, England. Lol
@@forgottenpalace4472 hahahahaha
That one guy who kept crying had me on the floor wheezing 😂😂
One in every group.
This was actually a good SNL skit. They're hit or miss most times.
Reminds me of my basic training with Drill Sergeants yelling in my face at 3 AM. Great memories
Me too! Good times & one of mine was 5”2 and hit me in the face with his hat brim.. while screaming 😆
When in doubt- SIR, YES SIR! 💯😆
Man, when he tells them right face and they all do something different. ☠️🤣
I remember hearing drill instructors at Parris Island shouting at the top of their lungs and thinking, "What the f did he just say?"
I actually worked with someone like this once in South Carolina. Couldn’t understand a thing the guy said, but I remember doing a lot of head bobbing as though I understood what the hell he was saying. I laughed when he did and looked angry when he did. It was a good exercise in following ones lead.
"Eskimo kitty with a mighty cold". Close enough.
I feel like it can't be easy to scream completely unintelligible nonsense with this much confidence
RLE got nothing on this Sargent.
This character is movie worthy. I want more
Nooo, you don`t!..........remember "night @the Roxbury.
The Drill sergeant is based on the drill sergeant from full metal jacket
I'm USA army retired and anyone who has been in the military can understand how funny this video is because you meet so many people but one good thing about the army we got along because at the end of the day we were going home together 😊
expressions and tonality and body language....he was genius
has to be the funniest drill Sargeant of all time😅
jestione nah not close... Watch full metal jacket
That's Riiiiiiiiiiight!!
😂
Suel and Cheri Oteri's character need to appear in court. They deserve some Maine Justice.
Simma down now, ya hear!
Just realized he was saying "Keep your feet at a 45°angle to the 'gordon lightfoot' guy" and this is accurate.
And I think before that part, the drill sergeant was asking where the other guy is from.
Glad to see Private Ferrell eventually made Drill Sergeant
I was a DI and there actually were a few DIs that sounded like this, However within a week their platoons understood them perfectly.
This is exactly how confusing the first day of basic is.
Kattan's drill sergeant was worth at least a season of SNL.
I just want to mention that at 00:01 they added the godamn Command & Conquer: Hellmarch song's sound. "DIE WAFFEN, LEIBT ANN!" as in "Your weapons, take aim!"
"legt an"
OMG!!!! U r right!!!! I just noticed it now!!!
"Eskimo kitty with a mighty cold". Close enough.
Kattan was the most underrated SNL cast member in history.
He was one of them.
Kattan was a hoot. He's so little. I also liked when he did Mango!
Closer to accurate than most people probably realize
Agreed!
totally agree
This series of Kattan skits were kind of like precursors to the Key & Peele skits years later with Key playing the angry substitute teacher that expects his students to answer to wildly mispronounced versions of their names. When they try to correct him he goes ballistic.
Key was on Mad TV & had the character Coach Hines! You gotta check it out if you haven't seen it, it's here on YT! It still cracks me up! Love the recognition they've both gotten they're crazy talented!
J Qualin!!!
Listen to the babble, just say YES SIR! to everything? Sounds like the army.
Sir? Imma wonka forty women!
In basic training we learned that Sir is addressed to officers only. Sergeants were addressed as “yes” or “no” drill sergeant.
I feel strongly that he looks like Brad Pitt, full stop.
And I always said that I could not be in the army, because all of that shouting will cause me to crack up laughing forever!! I’m so serious!! 😭🤣😂
Don maaer waa he saeed, jus foow du oduuurs!
Sir! Yes, sir!
@@peterl.104 THASS RIIIIIIIIIGHT
😂😂
@@peterl.104 😂
HEY HABBA DO HEEE HODO WHA HOY DOO HA!
s.. s.. SIR YES SIR!
DA WHAAAAAAA!!
**enters a sweaty panic**
jmsta2011 GIMME YA WHOO CAH!
Whats is this means?wich language is thus?
Chris Kattan........natural comedic genious
I was in the service and I admit if I had a drill sergeant like this I would cry cause I couldn't understand him lol.
So basically Suel Forrester is Forrest Gump with an outrageous accent, with all the different jobs Suel has had ocer the years including lawyer, teacher, coach, and drill instructor.😂
‘YOU CAN CALL ME DARGE-A!’ 🪖🤣
😂😂
Mark McKinney looks genuinely terrified lol
I love it when Chris does this skit
The Christopher Lowell one is funny
I m laughing my freakin ass off and rolling on the floor... Funniest skit everrrrrrrrr.... 😅😄😂😅😄😂
I can't believe the other cast members didn't break...I was dying over here
What’s so funny is that they do mess with you like that and you will get smoked 😂
That weird period where Mark McKinney was on SNL 🤘🏼
My favorite SNL character ever!!! Only CK could pull this off. ❤️❤️❤️
Lived in Alabama for some years. I can understand most of what he says. Then the yankee kicks in and I’m lost.
I went to Basic Training and Military Police School in Anniston decades ago!
Ft. McClellan!
My Papaw was stationed there from 1958-1959.
Got many stories from that base.
Is that fourth from the left , young comedian Jim Bruer😂?!!!
this is the best sketch! I laughed so hard!
THAT'S RIGHT !
@RonnyDonny13 so is the air traffic controller!
This one of the funniest ever
I would’ve love to see Bill Hater in that lineup!
He would break for sure.
holy crap! laughing so hard my eyes watered!!
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This is actually the most accurate depiction of military service 👍👍🤣
Takes geniuses to creat such masterpieces.
It’s 3a and I’m laughing my ass off.
🤣 Pure gold!
This is sooo good, when you’re literally learning how angels talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍊🍊🍊🤣🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Chris Kattan is so underrated
He started crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't care for the lawyer or teacher, but this character is MADE to be a drill sergeant.
I ALWAYS feel the same way when I work SO HARD in college to understand Algebra II! LLLLLLLLOL!
Drill Sgt sounds like he's one of those alligator hunters from Swamp People
I mean, I would love to see the cue cards on this one.
A Marine Drill Sergeant for a bunch of ARMY recruits. Too funny.
DRILL SARGEANT FUNNY AS HECK.... WHENEVER I'M HAVING A BAD DAY I JUST LOOK AT THIS AND IT JUST BRIGHTENS MY DAY.....!!!!
i never laughed this much im crying! hahaha
Im watching this for the billion time drinking wine wasted this one is just best😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
TE THA SHAW
DS Suel produced the finest warriors this country has ever seen.
i had chemistry teacher talking like that because he was talking soooooo fast and i was not able to understand any word.
...and then the lab exploded.
I'm pretty sure he said "Turds at a sock hop" 😀
Kattan has a real gift for jibberish, lol.
The background actors ability to stay in character is truking awesome
Indeed Drill Sgts appear to go out of their way to be loudly incomprehensible like our fella here!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I got tears rolling down.
"High butt hole but hive been hold, eskimo hussies mighty bold."
-Me and my horrible audio processing, the first 13 weeks at Benning
He broke character before roll call, I thought they were gonna call him out on it. Lol
Reminds me of my son's drill instructor at Parris Island . . .
Chris was highly UNDERRATED on SNL.
Call a drill sergeant Sir 😂
I had seen a different sketch yesterday also named Suel Forrester but in which he is the an southern lawyer(episode of 98)..
There’s several Suel Forrester sketches. He was also a teacher and a game show host.
Very close to the DS's that I recall. All thats missing is the understanding check. "BIBOPDEEPOOF TARILOTRPUWFU!! AND SHHEEBOBDOOWOP!!!!!.....DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?" All you can do is say YES DRILL SERGEANT!
This might be the single greatest thing I’ve seen.
He said, "Drop on the floor and give me 10 right noooooowwwwwww!"... The guy couldn't contain his laughter for Chris Kattan for shit. 😂😂😂
that was actually funny. i never knew it was like this.
I once had a job where, every Friday, like clockwork, I’d get hauled into a “chew out” meeting. The “chew-er” was a cockney British guy, who managed over me and my manager. Every time he would yell at me, I’d turn my head sideways (like the RCA phonograph dog), look at my own manager, and ask…
_”Whud he say??”_
Now imagine if Jimmy Fallon was in this sketch, he would have cracked like a million times!!
Jimmy Fallon The Skit Destroyer!
Please don’t ruin it. Fallon sucks assssssssssss
@David Howard the worst
Fallon sucks
He would have ruined it like he ruined life
Full Metal Jacket 2: "You wib no kryay! You wib nah layahah! You wi lahn by de numah, ahh wi tayych ya!"