Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet." Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!" "Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!" "Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!" Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says: "This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it." The way he says it is just brilliant.
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
Best one from this go: Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!" Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!" Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!" Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
@GoldenGal42 Is it hard to figure out what 'butthurt' means? Well, it is a reboot. If you can deal with something being different from what you've always seen, you'll probably like it.
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
"What's it like not being able to feel anger?"
"I HATE IT!"
"Or Heartbreak?"
"It's very devastating"😢
4:02
Nero: "Hi Chistopher."
Everyone: "Hi Nero."
The She-Hulk line is just classic.
"...and this flask,and this paddle game,thats all i need" Wow a The Jerk reference!
"Grandma!"
"Go on witho-"
"Okay!"
XD
"Not sure which one I'm jealous of."
and
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
KILLED me. XD
One of the BEST Rifftrax compilations I've seen. Awesome job :)
"Spock."
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAHK"
Killed me I played it 3 times
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
"Somewhere there's a Blue Man Group missing a couple of drummers."
Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet."
Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!"
"Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!"
"Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!"
Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
"scotty and his wife have wierd relationship"
Seriously, if I was directing Into Darkness, I would totaly make it official.
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says:
"This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it."
The way he says it is just brilliant.
"It's all twitchy and confusing, it must be a Transformer."
I lol'd so much at that.
"In space, no one can hear you break every law of physics"
"He's going into labor!"
Slash fanfic writers: Hey, I just got an idea!
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
"Emotions run deep in our race."
"No they don't, GO TO HELL DAD!!"
"Hi Nero
Hi Nero
Hi Nero"
Blahahahaha, this is awesome
Every time the Rifftrax guys do their Shatner "SPOOOOOOCK" I laugh a lot.
5:46. "Ah. Both *lucky* and *INCREDIBLY* unfortunate" LOL
“Spooooocccckkkkk”
“Sulu?”
“No has gone here before, permission to boldly go?”
Along with a character resembling the Creature From The Black Lagoon, that looks like a Rondo Hatton mask that man is wearing in the bar scene.
"So, are we winning, or...?" My exact thought during almost any battle in the entire Star Trek franchise.
"Nice.." Nice.." Nice.." Noiceee" xD xD xD
"Kirk is betrayed by his natural oiliness."
4:29 The WILHELM Scream never gets old!
Ayiia
Ayiia
Ayiia!!
Did you get that over there?
No....
Well, Ayiia!
scottie and his wife have a weird relationship
"Nice"
"Nice"
"NIYAYEECE"
That was my favorite joke.
"Nice"
"Nice"
Nieeeeeeouceeeeeeee"
LMFAO XD
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
"SHE HULK IS PLEASED!"
"Are you done now?" "I LIKE MOTORCYCLES"
"I'm using every obligatory catchphrase I've GOT!"
"Yes, but we pronounce it--the FUTURE!!!"
The Porcupinians are attacking, sir!
Those darn Porcupinians!
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
+Holly Huffstutler Who?
...WHAT thing?
Exactly. Nimoy is the only one that comes to my mind when thinking of this movie.
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
How many people are going to choke me today!?!?!?!
No one has gone here before. Permission to boldly go?
"Is that a Tauntaun? You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise!!" Hehehehee...
01:12 - After his death George Kirk ascended to Asgard and became Thor.
She Hulk is pleased.
"you'd think they would've fixed this problem after the horrible death of agustus floop" OMFG
*gloop
“I got a long-range sensor for ya baby” 😂
“Didn’t realize Wylie E. Coyote was on their jump team”
"Marooned in the wrong franchise" pretty much perfectly describes the Kelvin movies.
deturium, antimatter and now redbull WOW
What about Spock with his mom? "Quit trying to shoplift me." LOL.
Kevin's motorcycle bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great video, man. It almost *almost* makes this movie watchable.
that was nothing short of excellence
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
Best one from this go:
Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!"
Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!"
Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!"
Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
"GRANDMA!"
"Go on without m-"
"Okay"
I've always loved Kevin Murphy's motorcycle sound effects.
"Kirk is ejected along with a copy of Twilight!"
"Ah they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful!"
LMFAO!!!! Greatest Twilight insult ever!!!
Lol I still love this. I wish the other one was still up because you missed a couple of the ones I like. Especially the Funky Spock scene/song. c:
"He looks lot scarier then he is. These guys are the Romulan equivalent of mall security."
"Ah, we went to Detroit by accident!"
what the hell? is that a taun taun? you guys marooned me in the wrong franchise! priceless
@trainchugger53 that is actually the part where he lays the smack down, or is it...... spockdown?
so they now do new movies too awesome I did not know that I miss mst3000 it was a great show so how do you get this.
"Nice"
"Nice
"Nice"
"NEYIEEEEEEECE"
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Could you imagine the jokes if this rifftrax came out after Thor?
My only regret is that I can only give one thumbs up!!!!
haha the jerk reference was great
That young gary busey line was harsh man.
Why have I only found this now 😂
NIYAIS!
I totally lost it there.
HI NERO!
lol DID YOU FIRE EVERYTHING YET? & Charlie the alien death machine, kill ya later! HEE HEE! ...omg. So fucking hilarious.
Back streets back, alright right!
"Spock,"
SPOOOCCK
And there goes my cookie all over my computer
AYA! to you too, pal.
(that's my favourite part. Along with FIRE EVERYTHING!!!! But did you FIRE EVERYTHING?!)
Thought 0.07 was a shaggy impression, then re-watched Aliens on tv last night. Its now even funnier than before XD
"It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk." lol
I wish they would do the theater seats on the video.
The warp drive has been knocked out, ive never seen anything like it
"Also the soda machine on deck 6 wont give change!"
"I dont know which one im jealous of" best ever
"Think they'd fix this problem after the horrible death of augustus gloop." XD
"I'm cathleen turner" BAHAHAHAHHAAHH XD XD XD XD DX DX DX DX DX
So if I understand their plan correctly it was: fall out of ship.
KungfuBetty69
You gave it a lot more thought than *they* did.
“Look, honey... there’s daddy at work”
“Quite Jetsonian”
“You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise you idiots”
"HI NERO"
I liked the line:
"Oh, Gross! Budweiser? The Future SUCKS!"
You left out Funky Spock!
"Hi Nero."
oh wow. I havent laughed that hard in awhile... XD
@GoldenGal42 Is it hard to figure out what 'butthurt' means?
Well, it is a reboot. If you can deal with something being different from what you've always seen, you'll probably like it.
"Twilight paper" good one.
"Spock."
"SPOOOOOOOCK, SPOOOOCK, Spock..."
@StrongIntelligent Was dying laughing on that one.
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
4:04
Hi Nero! Best. Moment.Ever!
3:50
"Ahhh! We went to Detroit by accident."
SHE HULK IS PLEASED!
"Why did Heroes suck so much after Season 1?"
hi nero
@2:24 - Alex James from Blur!
Love 'The Jerk' reference!