Paw Patrol Kart Is Better Than Mario Kart…?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ม.ค. 2023
- just kidding it's the worst game i've ever played
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In this video, I play the worst game ever. Paw Patrol: Grand Prix is a terrible racing game, and it's honestly kinda scary. A cursed game, almost. Like a creepypasta where the horror is the terrible controls. Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart Double Dash are much better games, and even have new stuff like the Booster Course Pass and Blue Shell only races! However I hate the stupid Waluigi Wiggler combination. 1/10. Maybe this is secretly Mario Kart 9. MARIO!
Music used in order:
Mario Kart Wii - Luigi Circuit
Banjo Kazooie - Pause
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Title Theme
Crash Bandicoot - Main Theme
Mario Kart Wii - Title Theme
Fantasy Life - Job Theme
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Rainbow Road
Mario Kart Wii - Race Complete
Banjo Tooie - Pause
Donkey Kong 64 - Pause
Donkey Kong 64 - Cranky's Lab
Super Smash Brothers 64 - Choose Your Fighter!
Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter - Ooh Wilfre!
Super Mario 64 - Infinite Staircase
Mario Kart Wii - Options
Super Mario 3D World - Double Berry Crossing
Luigi's Mansion - Floating Whirlindas
Donkey Kong 64 - Stealthy Snoop
Paper Mario 64 - Koopa Village - เกม
like the video if you giggled! GIGGLERS UNITE!!!!!
Or if i dont giggle 🤨
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i giggled reading the tweet
"That's like if Moo Moo Meadows was called Mario hangs out with cows" LOL
Yeah
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@@Nenzoses idk we got the same video
I need that to be the name of the Tracy on Mario Kart 9
LMAOOO
They should add dog treats as a special item for the booster course pass, then people would stop complaining about the stages being rushed.
DId I really just watch a review on a paw patrol game? absolutely and I don't regret it
This video was so fun to watch! I thought it was a video of a “big” youtuber at first because the quality was so good and the editing of the video actually made me laugh. Then i saw the views… you absolutely earned my subscription. Great content bro
thank you!!
@@MewZe 4:50 isn’t that what already happens in *ALL THE MARIO KART GAMES*
@@trainlover123trainsrock except they dont fill text on a screen but still
4:20 THIS HAD ME ON THE GROUND LAUGHING 😂
That's an expensive Steam game considering Sonic has better racing games that are constantly on sale...
Riders, All Stars Racing/Transformed and even Team Sonic Racing are great
Theory: Half the names of the track names were taken from actual Paw Patrol episodes. That's how we got stuff like "No Jungle is too Big"
Out of curiosity I looked up that track name and all I found was gameplay. So unfortunately I don’t think the tracks are named after episodes
@@agentblackbird9435 Aw man :(
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thank you so much!!
I seriously thought this guy had a mil subs until checked it
Honesty the TH-cam algorithm needs to give MewZe more attention
@@geckoking74 all you need to do it make approximately 969,000 alt accounts and i'll be there!!
That's the plan :D
PAW Patrol really looks like they designed the merch before they designed the show
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Paw Patrol Grand Prix. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ryders's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Paw Patrol Grand Prix truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chase's existential catchphrase "Idk," which itself is a cryptic reference to
Turgenev 's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Paw Patrol Grand Prix tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
#1 comment of the week.
As someone that watched the show while babysitting, I understand the jokes and references but I can totally see why this game is bad design-wise... the gameplay _definitely_ needs improvement though.
@@harpuavids Of the week? Nah, of the entire universe bro
@@kouroshyassini Tbh, yeah.
You forgot to mention the lore.
This game is like Mario kart if it was made in blender and was stuck in 50cc
Make more content like this and you'll be at 100k in no time.
In like 2 years...
2:33 Mario kart tour be like (although even in that game it’s still storta possible to fall off occasionally)
Wii rainbow road minus falling off the track
the one thing i have to say is that the graphics for the game are way better than i thought they would be
"Mario Hangs Out With Cows" That shit got me lmao! 🤣
I don't have money for the merch but I want to compliment it, I love merch like that, it's something I wouldn't be embarrassed to wear in public. Good job 👏
I love the editing in your videos it really adds to the humor!
The Wii version of MySims Racing from 2009 did boosted starts in a similar way to PAW Patrol: Grand Prix - during the starting countdown, you had to balance the meter within the green zone, and then if it was in the green you would get a speed boost when the race started, only in MySims Racing, this ‘sweet spot’ zone was much narrower than it is in PAW Patrol: Grand Prix.
Any day MewZe uploads is a good day.
Cars 2/Disney Infinity had a similar style of starting a race, it’d be where you’d mash the A button to get a speed boost. The boost would give you a window where you didn’t have to hold the gas button for a bit.
MySims Racing on the Wii from 2009 also did something similar - during the starting countdown, you had to balance the meter within the green zone, and then if it was in the green you would get a speed boost when the race started, only in MySims Racing, this ‘sweet spot’ was much smaller than it is in PAW Patrol: Grand Prix.
Cars 2 and Disney infinity are brilliant, paw patrol kart is poo.
Those 2 games made me hard
Yknow, this is the first video of yours I've ever watched. Gotta say, you've definitely earned my sub 😋
Great vid man
Wow! This video was super cool! It has really enlightening me to take so many different paths and future careers in life. Please make more videes. These are radical dudeeeeee
I was kind of interested, because I like the Artstyle of the show, and to see how many trophys I can easy get... and the the price...
Why are these games always so overpriced.
Might actually get the beenie ngl
beanie supremacy
What are your thoughts on Cars 3: Driven to Win? I actually kinda like it but the models of the characters DEFINITLY needed more time in the oven, also there is no Luigi (no not that green plumber who made speedrunners happy with his own 2D platformer game.) but you can play as Guido.
As a lifelong Cars gamer, I can say that Driven to Win has flaws. The models and graphics are good, but the voice lines are mostly awful. They didn't try and hire any actors from the films or even good soundalikes, and this still the only piece of Cars media over 16 years where Mater isn't voiced by Larry the Cable Guy. The tracks vary from great to meh and there isn't a battle mode, just this small hubworld. The retro tracks from the Cars 2 game are ok but I feel like they picked the least interesting versions of some locations (exceptions for Italy and the airport track), but neglected to bring back the oil rig. And the character roster is too small. 20 characters, not even half the previous game, with it being padded out by a few alts and so little returning characters.
I can firmly say that the Cars 2 videogame is miles better, same can be said about the film too, it's super overhated.
as an owner of that game i’ll say this: it’s ass
it’s literally cars 2 the game, but rushed to look like cars 3 and has really bad controls
voice acting sucks, graphics suck and i hate it
don’t get it
especially on switch
No way you did a scratch reference joke!
Your editing and channel are very underrated.
This video got a few giggles out of me. Imma subscribe and like.
thank you for being gigglepilled
Holy shit dude you're so underrated, I love this type of content and yet you only have that many subs?????
holy shit dude last time i checked your videos you were at 6k subs, you’re growing like crazy man keep it up
No way someones parents pay 35 for that instead of Sonic Racing
my brother on the switch lite:
do you mean the Apple Arcade game?
The count down system in this game it's kinda similar in Cars 2 the video game and Cars 3 Drive to Win. You have to tap fast the button but in the Cars games case, the quick you tap the button, the much energy you'll get!
The studio that made this (Outright games) is by far my least favorite studio in gaming. They might not be as bad as EA, but I hate them more. Their games are absolute garbage, and extremely expensive for what they are. They completely rely on their IP to sell, their games are practically copy pasted from each other.
Don’ worry ‘bout it.
OH MY GOD MEWZE THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE GREEN GOO T SHIRT I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
i'm literally the 'green goo' guy how am i not going to capitalise on my MAIN ATTRACTION
i think im gonna have to buy one
Not even 10 seconds into the video and I already spit my drink! Cheers 😂
ty for using fantasy life music, i just got a wave of nostalgia from it
You’re all wrong, Team Umizoomi: Math Racer is THE best racing experience.
The best review for Paw Patrol Kart I've ever seen.
Got this on my recommended. Best thing the algorithm has made for me
Has nothing to do with the actual topic of the video but the FantasyLife OST in the beginning was a nice suprise :))))
0:35 omg plainrock footage
Paw Patrol Kart, that’s crazy 💀 PPK
I found it odd that Nickelodeon released 2 kart racers around the same time. This and Nickelodeon kart racers 3
Mario Kart Tour also has lots and lots of invisible walls
Ah yes, my favorite Mario Kart Wii Track:
"Mario Hangs Out With Cows" 💀
I found this randomly........
Subbed
"Imagine you're playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe"
Me who still owns the Wii U and never got a Switch: 👁👄👁
I laughed at what rider said at 4:48
I'm a huge PAW Patrol fan, but I probably wouldn't pay 35 bucks for this
0:37 Me after seeing Joe Danger: **neuron activation**
Underrated channel here
5:02 When you said Its just PNGs, My PC shut off
I laughed too hard at the thumbnail
5:02 Literally Sonic team racing
most underrated youtuber fr
I genuinely thought this was a f2p game. Jesus Christ, what the fuck are they thinking?
can't wait for the debate if garfield kart is better than paw patrol kart
34 pounds? This looks like something you would get for free on the app store!
BRO YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED
2:24 yeah,they truly got jerma's iq
Stunning review of one of the greats!
Good content
Ok, you won a new subscriber.
2:08 i genuenly laugh
IDK why but 1:34 made me laugh my heart out
that's a lie, you KNOW there's more kart racers in modern times than you showed.
Wonder what other lore will eventually come from this series?
Why tf to I want to try it for myself now even though it's so expensive.
“Mario Hangs Out With Cows” ☠️☠️☠️
Mario kart ain't got nothing on this game 😤
Custom race makes me think that you get to build your own race track.
This game changed my life, live laugh love Paw Patrol Kart
Don't forget that Team Sonic Racing does the same in its campaign.
Would you believe that this game cost 40 bucks while the pepa pig game is 60 dollars
To be fair, Outright Games usually churn out good, quality games on unusual licences.
I NEED to know where you got that clip at 0:35
Fantasy Life music is a bop :D
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was on the fence to buy this game as my kids love Paw Patrol, even had it in my cart. But as a good parent, I i feel that I shouldn't allow my kids to suffer through such low-quality, low-effort cash-grabs. The only worse feeling than watching a child's excitement get slowly chocked to death by cheap garbage is for the same thing to happen but with expensive garbage. The game is $50 friggin bucks here, i'd feel a little better if it was closer to $15 or even $20, but this is a ripoff.
Ngl i would like to play track "Mario hangs out with cows"
This video made me laugh so much
Yes paw patrol grand prix is a kids game but arguably Mario kart is as well
I got one like if Mario kart stadium was called Mario’s first race
Or if "Twisted Mansion" was called "Luigi Haunts for Ghost" or "Sweet Sweet Canyon" was called "Peach Bakes a Cake for Mario"
@@shrek-itgamer6214 or if mushroom gorge was called Mario eats mushrooms
I honestly LOVE this channel, and with the launch of MewZe merch, remember us when you’re as rich as Mrbeast.
hate to burst your bubble bud, i AM mr beast
@@MewZe Does that mean Mrbeast supports child murder confirmed??!??!
DUDE THE 35 DOLLARS JUMPSCARED ME I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FREE
I hate how Mario Kart is so accessible yet so technical in high level play. Nah give me a basic racer with little substance.
0:36 lol plainrock
Team Sonic Racing is pretty decent and could yield an improved sequel
42 DOLLARS???? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
i love mario hangs out with cows
no racing games mario kart or paw patrol racing will ever compare to the masterpiece that is garfiled kart racing
Daniel give me coffee.
The funniest bit is me 100% the game bc I wanted to see Marshall with a Christmas hat and I had no idea how tf to unlock it ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Did you know sky is a human
This was hilarious
if cars 2 the video game and cars 3 driven to win had a baby
0:35 hi plainrock footage
0:20 factually incorrect, those racing games in arcades where you drive the cars and you get like tornadoes tearing around the track and you get to drive like a massively drunk crackhead and it’s super fun and insane. Mario kart is the best kart racing game
OH Joe Ranger my childhood