The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated
14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.
The year is 2589, another assasination attempt has failed as The Cosmic Warlord known as Chad cut Obamatron 5.0 in half using his ultimate infinte omnytrix duel gauntlet 3000 in a milisecond. Humanity's last push against the tyrant seems in vain as the world falls into the darkness under the hand of Chad.
Probably too many people who were fooled. Before you argue about how dumb it would be for them to believe that something like this is real, remember that not everybody is aware of the actual state of the law and the way the world works...
I cannot believe she said that. The parents could stop this. This is a child, a very sick child. He is not the devil. Do not wish him to die soon. Adults can stop this. Let the parents take Make a Wish to court, but quit granting him every wish and change the rules, now.
"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America
As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes. (And yes, I know it's satire!)
Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies." Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon." _hahahaha_
Starla Anne I agree, this is outrageous. They should stop catering to him and just throw him out of the hospital....then see how the little turd likes it.
***** 'Scuse me, but I don't think that the boy is being "catered" to......he's probably eating the hospital food. (Unless he wished for a caterer to bring him his meals from outside the hospital.)
Also, the Onion's inability to fix it and its overall downfall that they don't even have the resources to back up and reupload an old video despite it being an issue for at least a few years.
I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.
It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit. I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die. All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.
If you don't look at who uploaded it you'll most likely think it's real until like halfway into the video because they make it a bit obvious on purpose.
Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.
***** Wow, that's a good point. I never thought of that. What if it threw off the space-time continuum for the whole galaxy and even beyond. We could literally have a universal catastrophe. That's messed up!! I didn't have a headache until I started thinking about this.
***** Unplugging the life support permanently is a little drastic. They should unplug it for just enough time to give the kid a some serious wacks with a belt.... or if that doesn't work, tie him to a whipping post and thrash the shit out of him (*_~)
***** It's understandable that he didn't think of wishing for his leukemia to disappear. The selfish little turd was probably thinking too much about all the other stuff he wanted and all the people he wants to hurt.
it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.
I actually suspect this child may have overcome his illness and grown up into bane the Batman villain. It'd explain his breathing apparatus, it's another thing he asked the make a wish foundation to create for him!
Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience
1:57 Now I want the next Star Wars film to include Anakin fighting Jack Sparrow alongside a charizard and T-Rex. Knowing Chad he'll probably wish to make it canon.
I love all the comments talking about people in the comments on onion videos thinking it's real, when I have yet to find one of these illusive comments..
Denver Scott It’s easy. Go under the comments that have the “we can only wish that day comes sooner” line and under it are idiots that think this is real and that the lady is being serious.
GUYS! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT IS FAKE. The point is to play along, the onion is more fun that way, and hell; if someone believes it: mission accomplished!
monkeyboy8me I used to think this was real, about 5 years ago (Never herard of The Onion before) but then I realised about 5 minutes into the movie that it was bullshit lololol
2:03 "...The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies" "Well and we can only hope that that's coming soon."
I remember watching this last year and there was glitching at the beginning but most of the video was fine. And so I thought I'd check it out today... and now the entire video is glitched out. wtf is going on???
"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies. Well then we can only hope that that's coming soon." Priceless
Honestly, the only thing Chad could do was "wish for unlimited wishes." He couldn't actually use any of the unlimited wishes he was granted because his only choice was more wishes. Make-A-Wish didn't have to get him anything since wishes have no value. Their legal team sucks that they didn't know this.
Hilarious - What a work of genius!!! Bankrupting Make-A-Wish -- soooo funny! You guys have created a gold mine of humor!!! And your production quality is so high that it is almost believable (and you evidently do fool a lot of us!) Great writers, too! Keep pumping out the great humor.
This was actually said in this “Until the day he dies.” “Well, we can only hope that that’s soon.” Edit: Oh my God I didn’t know this was fake the onion is so good at this
Never said it was an American F-14, Iran still flies F-14's and this would not be the first time Iranian hardware ended up in Afghanistan. Jesus, do some research.
I love the shot of his packed room. And: 'We hired a pro bono legal team, but Chad found out about them and wished away the legal team.' Ah, I love The Onion.
I personally never realized until I started watching them again like a few years ago lmao I thought the world was just insane and didn't question anything
This is so upsetting, to think this is going on in our world. There must be someone out there, who can bring this charity up again, it brakes my heart to think other poor unwell children are missing out because of this one selfish child. But in saying that, i really do hope the rest of his days are good ones, and that his family has good memories of him with his last wishes, god rest his soul.
The way the ceo talks about the kid like he’s a rival who he begrudgingly respects is my favorite part
Forget about his fat compensation-packages..
The ceo sounds like he's about to cry lmao
I’m broke
whom
@@NickyTheCatwhy
"He wished away our legal team". Best line there.
WELL THANKS FOR SPOILING IT IN THE COMMENTS
+tgbro123 Dude watch the video before going to the comments
I feel you dude, I always read the scripts before to go see a movie, sad...
"Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'"
tgbro123 why would u read comments then watch video
So there was a child cancer ad before this that was like 3 minutes. I sat there waiting for the punchline thinking it was the Onion.
Neronian Diamanti I bought ten tumors and gave them to the kids down the street! Doing my part.
Neronian Diamanti tubeworms may help as well! I will look into bulk buying options
God damn
Neronian Diamanti I give kids HIV in easier ways
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
Imagine if the kid's illness is actually real and his wish is to be in an Onion news video.
That's genuis
@@baconboy486 Your goofy misspell made Google think you said “that’s the knees”
I was thinking that too. If so, he has been immortalized.
@@technoeggnog Lol
Now you got me thinkin
The kid wished for the visuals to be destroyed so that no-one will pay close attention to what happens
last person I'd expect on a 12 year old Onion video is a minecraft youtuber im subbed to...
Man, I don't know what youtube did but so many old videos have broken footage now. Maybe something to do with flash support ending?
@@CaptainMaxwell7 I doubt they will. It's far from the first time they have irreparably damaged old content.
Oh no
Hi zyphon
The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed
Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated
Did this happen only recently, why did no one talk about ut
@@juch3 Yeah, it wasn't always like this, but I can't say for sure when it happened. I just know I've watched it before.
Yeah, it was working before. Here's the clip uploaded to Dailymotion and not glitchy if you want to check it out: www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lffn2
This is literally breaking the 4th wall
I thought it was just me
14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.
Underrated
I guess you could say Chad did some wishful thinking 🤓
The year is 2589, another assasination attempt has failed as The Cosmic Warlord known as Chad cut Obamatron 5.0 in half using his ultimate infinte omnytrix duel gauntlet 3000 in a milisecond.
Humanity's last push against the tyrant seems in vain as the world falls into the darkness under the hand of Chad.
@@sloft-70 what a chad
A shooting star.
I wish there were no wishes.
I’ll never understand why they stopped doing these skits. They were always hysterical and the acting was always great.
They didn't they just went on to be called CNN, FOX, BBC
Probably too many people who were fooled. Before you argue about how dumb it would be for them to believe that something like this is real, remember that not everybody is aware of the actual state of the law and the way the world works...
my guess is that they ran out of funding or it was too expensive
Because they were funny and The Onion is no longer funny.
@@ftroop8462 I was just getting ready to write that same thing and then I read your reply. Dammit.
"...from now until the day he dies"
"well we can only hope that's coming soon"
I had a near death experience omg
That was the funniest line ever! You beat me to it.
I cannot believe she said that. The parents could stop this. This is a child, a very sick child. He is not the devil. Do not wish him to die soon. Adults can stop this. Let the parents take Make a Wish to court, but quit granting him every wish and change the rules, now.
***** The movie is better IMO but these are still damn hilarious.
Louie Dicks just commenting to make sure you remind that you posted this 3 years ago
Louie Dicks Just commenting to remind you that you posted this bullshit 4 years ago
"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America
Nah he gon wish for the planet
I’d take him over Brandon. This kid clearly had a sharp mind
This kid actually grew up to be Donald Trump
@@ParksandPosh 🤓
@@ParksandPosh 🤓🤓
I love how these people say everything with completely serious faces.
“until the day he dies-“
* nod * “we can only hope thats coming soon”
They're professional breakfast news hosts reporting serious news, of course you want them to take it seriously.
Yeah, it’s called acting.
That’s literally the entire point of these?
There's nothing at all amusing about the Make-A-Wish Foundation going bankrupt.
this kid being named "Chad" is prophetic
Ikr
944 likes and posted a year ago and only 1 reply? let me fix that
😂
@@TheGreatestSoul its a comment dude
@@Edvit40 ?
"He wished away our legal team" - I died XD
Emxblues rawr xd
So did Chad after that.
And the editing crew
rawr XD
@@riku30005 XD
Is it just me or is the video is glitching
3 incher yeah its happening to me too
@@kexin5768 do you remember watching this video
David yeah i do remember watching this
David I watched this a few years ago and it was not glitching. What happened?
Me too
Oooh a broken video in TH-cam this is my 1st time 😮
@@MarkSir thanks
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! th-cam.com/video/b86SSlSJAoM/w-d-xo.html
@@MarkSir and now it's private. Starting to think the kid is wishing the video away
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
You can also watch it here: th-cam.com/video/DLzxrzFCyOs/w-d-xo.html
Only the Onion has the comedic brilliance to satirize such a dark subject. I wish I knew where these writers are now.
Cancelled to oblivion, most likely
@@armelior4610oh shut up
On strike
@@armelior4610ain’t that the truth
Okay…I only knew it was fake when the lady host said they can only hope the kid dies soon 🫥
Before you ask, yes. It's happening to everyone.
Is your- oh, sorry
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
What's happening to everyone? What are you talking about?
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s true can confirm
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html probably it’s just a bot lol
As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes.
(And yes, I know it's satire!)
what was your favourite band?
Happy for u brother
It's been 31 years now
@@double6530 and we still don't know his favorite band :(
Your name is in the dexter series Shawn Decker, who have you murdered?!
He wished away the legal team... Lmao
800th like
courtney wedderburn. That killed me😂💀
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you.
repent to God
2:10 SHE DID NOT 😭🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies."
Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon."
_hahahaha_
Starla Anne I agree, this is outrageous. They should stop catering to him and just throw him out of the hospital....then see how the little turd likes it.
***** 'Scuse me, but I don't think that the boy is being "catered" to......he's probably eating the hospital food. (Unless he wished for a caterer to bring him his meals from outside the hospital.)
Alex Korova
LOLOLOLOOL
*****
*****
Totally agree! There's never an unhinged homicidal nurse around when you need one.
The glitched video is honestly fascinating. Goes to show how much youtubes back end has changed in 13 years.
Also, the Onion's inability to fix it and its overall downfall that they don't even have the resources to back up and reupload an old video despite it being an issue for at least a few years.
@@sws212 they fixed a few other videos that were broken though
Wheres the glitching tho? I don't see it
@@DJSamsonofficial I've watched the video twice, and this time the corrupted footage isn't there.
@@DJSamsonofficial They must’ve fixed it, I remember the video being glitchy
Who gave Darth Vader a blue light saber?
Justy Whos defending a continuity error lol
tapport Chad did. He wished it...
SeraphimRoad Well Chad is killing me.
He took Obi Wan's
Execute order 66. And by order 66, I mean Chad. The kid, not the country.
I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.
😂😂😂😂
These Onion news segments and these two actors/comedians are absolutely amazing.
Good evening Mr. Obvious. Must feel pretty special as no one else in the world knows what The Onion is.
RetroMute it does!
It feels amazing!
@@romanfox5368 its ok I didnt know who they were
No offense, but they're called news anchors (or something). Not actors/comedians. Leave your politic out of this bro!!
@@RetroMute Well i didn't know what The Onion is
"We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes, until the day he dies."
"Well then, we can only hope that is coming soon."
LMAO.
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY
Dang
It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit.
I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die.
All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.
Upvote for d and d
Nerd
547265626f72 Quite original comment there.
VoltanIgor Sorcerers have wish, not mages, if so remember correctly
547265626f72 video games are gay, I'm one of the few my age who dont even play them. Most people under 30 play video games now it seems.
2:04-2:13 that newscaster had no mercy
😂😂😂
he deserves it
😂
"we can only hope that comes soon".... This woman!
"Chad"
At least we know why he is so alpha
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
The Onion, omfg they got me finally.
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I knnnoooow I didn’t pay attention to who uploaded it I thought it was real fuck
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I was pretty sure it was fake, and I knew after the news anchor wished the kid would die soon.
Holy shit, I can't belive I fell for it
AppleToaster don't worry, you're not the only one...
If you don't look at who uploaded it you'll most likely think it's real until like halfway into the video because they make it a bit obvious on purpose.
They should’ve gotten another kid in there to start counter-wishing that kids wishes
"He wished away our legal team" LMAO!!! I wish he wished away our corrupted government.
+hhds113 that would have been even better...LOL
+hhds113 This >
Do you live in Mexico?
Heidenriech gee somebody doesn't get what I'm saying
Heidenriech I ran over somebody's cat.
Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.
This is easily one of the best Onion reports ever, bar none. Never get tired of this.
Iv seen this channel 100 times and yet yall still manage to fool me, you guys are absolutely awesome, great job!!!
I really thought it was real until the part where they called Johnny Damon a slugger
Those of us who were there in '04 will always love all forty of them
And that the kid is from boston
They need to get another ill kid to wish that this boys wishes would stop. It's the only way!
*****
Wow, that's a good point. I never thought of that. What if it threw off the space-time continuum for the whole galaxy and even beyond. We could literally have a universal catastrophe. That's messed up!!
I didn't have a headache until I started thinking about this.
*****
Unplugging the life support permanently is a little drastic.
They should unplug it for just enough time to give the kid a some serious wacks with a belt.... or if that doesn't work, tie him to a whipping post and thrash the shit out of him (*_~)
***** It will spiral into a Spiderman VS Hulk Hogan VS Godzilla VS The New York Yankees! It would be a war of wishes!
Starla Anne I think he should have made a wish for the leukemia to vanish overnight.
*****
It's understandable that he didn't think of wishing for his leukemia to disappear.
The selfish little turd was probably thinking too much about all the other stuff he wanted and all the people he wants to hurt.
Is this video messed up for anyone else? Audio is OK though...
Yeah, it's corrupted for me
ProgrammaticallySun7 MUSGOV it's as corrupted as this kid
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! th-cam.com/video/b86SSlSJAoM/w-d-xo.html
@@ChrisSchaff bless you my child
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
"What is your wish?"
"Treat my cancer?"
"Uh... well, that's expensive, but technically doable. The kids don't usually ask for that."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.
I actually suspect this child may have overcome his illness and grown up into bane the Batman villain. It'd explain his breathing apparatus, it's another thing he asked the make a wish foundation to create for him!
i can't tell if this is a joke or not
Please... Be joking... Please be...
@@Sarackosmo imagine being unable to detect sarcasm LMAO
@@jamesjohnXII seriously?
wonder where the legal team went after being wished away. The pits of hell maybe?
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Nah. They went to the place where everything is gone from existence.
He sent them to the shadow realm
They jus didnt feel so good i guess
The corn field.
If you know, you know.
They just went home
Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience
I swear that's my go to!!!....love doing that to people
1:57 Now I want the next Star Wars film to include Anakin fighting Jack Sparrow alongside a charizard and T-Rex. Knowing Chad he'll probably wish to make it canon.
Apparently, Chad survived and got a job at the Disney corporation.
I always love the comments on the Onion videos, people thinking its real lol.
albertjace can’t find them comments
I love all the comments talking about people in the comments on onion videos thinking it's real, when I have yet to find one of these illusive comments..
Denver Scott It’s easy. Go under the comments that have the “we can only wish that day comes sooner” line and under it are idiots that think this is real and that the lady is being serious.
Eren Junior ok, I'll check it out thanks.
Denver Scott I was one of those comments until I did research😂
I heard that Chad hasn't even wished away his cancer.
What? And lose all his wishing power? Nonsense.😏
LMFAO "he wished away our legal team" hahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chris Godwin
fr
2:08 "and we can only hope thats soon" is crazy
😂😂😂
“He can make a wish until the day he dies.”
“Well let’s hope that’s soon”
10/10 delivery, Oh my gosh 😂
Owner: "The worst case is that we grant chad his wishes until the day he dies"
Reporter: *"And we can only hope that day is soon".*
Holy shit 😂😂
The virgin Wish maker vs the chad Chad Carter
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
I am indeed a chad.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html probably it’s just a bot lol
@@simcity4111 Can’t fool me, I have that link memorized
You have only one wish
Ok… I wish I weren’t dying
GUYS! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT IS FAKE. The point is to play along, the onion is more fun that way, and hell; if someone believes it: mission accomplished!
only a fucking idiot would think this is real
monkeyboy8me I used to think this was real, about 5 years ago (Never herard of The Onion before) but then I realised about 5 minutes into the movie that it was bullshit lololol
It’s fake?
Fordalels Fordalels no, it's more accredited then CNN
Fordalels Fordalels and FOX combined
*adjusts the antennas on my phone*
I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! th-cam.com/video/b86SSlSJAoM/w-d-xo.html
@@ChrisSchaff If this is a rickroll...
@@scottowens398 I figured most people would think that lol.
@@scottowens398 it is not
2:03
"...The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies"
"Well and we can only hope that that's coming soon."
JonPoncho Holy shit.
I actually read this as they said it holy shit💀
alejandro riiighhttt😂😂😂
What the fuck i read that as they said it and the comments bellow 😂😂
This is so funny on so many levels. Why is The Onion so much better than any mainstream TV or film entertainment?
Such a shame the video is broken, this was one of my favourite Onion clips
th-cam.com/video/OSYtXZjFb7c/w-d-xo.html you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
its fixed now
I remember watching this last year and there was glitching at the beginning but most of the video was fine.
And so I thought I'd check it out today... and now the entire video is glitched out. wtf is going on???
Same what the hell is going on
Chad found out about the video and wished it away.
cobradragon4373 he wished it away
The hard drive holding ancient videos is start to corrup
the kid wished that anyone would only be able to see his face once
I can't believe people think that this is real...
I can't believe people think the comments are real
GameCaffeine I can't believe your name is game caffeine. Did your parents hate you?
Dude Duderson 2/5.
NatetheGreat620 dude you need to delete that shit, it's near the top where the people who think it's real can see it.
Jeffy Paul This was 3 years ago, likely that there was a change of comment rankings.
Well we can only hope that's coming soon HAHAHAHA
That's dark
stop trying to make "hope" happen, Karen!
"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies. Well then we can only hope that that's coming soon." Priceless
qwerty
for some reason the delivery of “fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks. The kid doesn’t even DRIVE” just gets me
1:15 run that by me again
"Don't want the wishes to ever end."
Even 14 years ago The Onion was still the best news source.
Kids with cancer are the most selfish people I know!
I love how clear the camera quality was in classic Onion
Wishing away the legal team is hilarious!!😂😂😂
The video actually looks normal in the loading bar.
This is so old but still so good, I miss this type of comedy
I love Tracy's hostile indignation.
"until the day he dies"
Female reporter "we hope that's very soon"
I've never lost so hard
"Well, we had gotten a pro bono legal team, and of course Chad found out about it, and guess what, he wished away our legal team." xD
This video is broken
The kid probably wished away the editing team, too.
since the video was wished away, here is the backup: th-cam.com/video/CnC_qRML1v0/w-d-xo.html
He wished away the video quality.
Honestly, the only thing Chad could do was "wish for unlimited wishes." He couldn't actually use any of the unlimited wishes he was granted because his only choice was more wishes. Make-A-Wish didn't have to get him anything since wishes have no value. Their legal team sucks that they didn't know this.
He wished away their legal team, what are they supposed to do?
Chad wished for unlimited wishes. That's all he gets as his Make-A-Wish fulfillment. A wish costs nothing.
The lawyers were probably going to make that argument but he wished them away.
You don't understand. Once he wished away their legal team they quite literally crumbled to dust. Completely gone.
@@MossMothMyBelovedyes 😂
Had to check the comments to reassure myself that my phone wasn't broken
Does nobody recognise the Onion anymore? There are a nonzero amount of people in these comments that believed it.
Real
The video isn't glitched, he's wishing away the Onion.
“We can only hope that’s coming soon” was when I realised this was fake 🤣🤣
Hilarious - What a work of genius!!! Bankrupting Make-A-Wish -- soooo funny! You guys have created a gold mine of humor!!! And your production quality is so high that it is almost believable (and you evidently do fool a lot of us!) Great writers, too! Keep pumping out the great humor.
This might be the oldest comment I've ever seen on TH-cam. To think this was written when I was a toddler, not even in grade school...
@@baranorak4080 Damn. Same bro. Also, with how sarcastic people are online now, I couldn't tell if OP was being sarcastic or not.
I wish powerdad replies back
@@srajanrawat328 they are subscribed to channels that are relatively new so it’s not impossible
@@baranorak4080 i wasnt even born
I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was all true
This was actually said in this
“Until the day he dies.”
“Well, we can only hope that that’s soon.”
Edit: Oh my God I didn’t know this was fake the onion is so good at this
Well it’s simple, the sooner the child dies, the better. Duh
Lol
"well, then we can only hope that that's coming soon" cracked me up
Completely unbelievable; the F-14 Tomcat was decommissioned in 2006, would not have been in Afghanistan in 2008 in the first place. Lazy journalism!
Never said it was an American F-14, Iran still flies F-14's and this would not be the first time Iranian hardware ended up in Afghanistan. Jesus, do some research.
These here are the best comments so far!
Cammanjam It's a joke.
*A Talentless Idiot* no
Cammanjam Why are you so concerned about a damn plane?!? When that poor boy is going through disease hell!!
I love the shot of his packed room.
And:
'We hired a pro bono legal team, but Chad found out about them and wished away the legal team.'
Ah, I love The Onion.
Classic Onion. 13 yrs ago? Look at me, communicating with the past.
@@sathvikg.5729 Look at me communicating with the past and present
I remember being a teenager catching some onion news clips here and there and thought it was real news lol i cant remember which bit made me realize
I personally never realized until I started watching them again like a few years ago lmao I thought the world was just insane and didn't question anything
If anyone is curious, the game the kid is playing at the start is Robocop (2003) for the original Xbox
Was gonna comment the same thing, the game is also available on the PS2 and PC, and before anyone asks.. yes, you should be buying it for a dollar.
Thought my internet was wished away by the kid
My favorite part was the part nobody could see.
This is the funniest shit “he wished away our legal team”this kid could’ve single handedly killed thanos in seconds (even with the infinity gaunlet)
I am sure that there are people who believe this is real, and I don’t feel one bit of sorry for them if they do, this channel is a gold mine
AHAHAHA!!!
I completely lost it at "All Bat Mobiles Ever".
"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad his unlimited wishes until the day he dies."
"Well and we can only hope that's coming soon."
You could never get away with this today, such a creative, comedic twist😅
R.I.P. Chad Carter. (2001-2020)
Gone too late.
This is so upsetting, to think this is going on in our world. There must be someone out there, who can bring this charity up again, it brakes my heart to think other poor unwell children are missing out because of this one selfish child. But in saying that, i really do hope the rest of his days are good ones, and that his family has good memories of him with his last wishes, god rest his soul.
GOD FUCK HIS SOUL YOU MEAN!?
This is actually becoming the most viewed video glitch in history.
And he doesn’t even die at the end.
it's 2023 and I still enjoy seeing them at home.
"MORNING NEWS! Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'"
God, my sides.