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3:25 this one had me crack tf up because when I was a kid I thought that giving someone the middle finger meant I was flipping off God, so I'd point it at the ground and tell God I'm flipping off the devil lmfaooo
11:15 you know damn well that kid's parents scared the hell out of him with American healthcare cost. "Yeah, if you break your leg we might need to sell our house and live on the streets" and he ain't DARE do something reckless since. I'd be proud of him!
My son draws pictures of me with six pack abs. I thought “oh that’s cute, he does it cause he thinks I’m strong.” Then one day he shows me a picture and says “I draw you with abs cause I feel sorry that you’re fat.” I’m still trying to recover.
My parents never lied to me about anything because they didn't want me or my brothers to have a meltdown when learning that Santa isn't real or that chicken is actually the meat of a chicken, but got upset whenever we told other kids. Also one really dumb thing I remember I used to do is count to 100 whenever my parents said "in a minute" because I thought they meant it literally and I thought that a minute was a hundred seconds.
The meme at 15:07 makes me VERY mad as a nature nerd. Hippos can tank four-Inch deep wounds due to how thick their blubber is, and have one of the worlds strongest bites. A lion with a knife can’t do nothing to a hippo.
14:25 its weird but when I was little I always felt like I knew chicken nuggets were made of chicken but would still cry when someone smashed an ant. I still cried when people smashed ants until I was 9
Here’s a stupid story from when I was in kindergarten. We had a garden with strawberries at my school. And this preschooler said she was allergic and proceeded to eat the strawberries *ah yes, logic*
I remember as a kid I thought I could walk on walls because of a random music video so every night I would turn on that video and get on my parents bed to sprint full force at the wall trying to walk up it
As a child I was drawing pictures of ducks on the wall with a pencil My mom walked in and yelled “no drawing on the walls with a pencil” I looked her dead in the eye, and pulled out a crayon
@mxloukaplayz9487I could understand if the light literally changed at the last millisecond, but if he ran it several seconds after it changed, I could see why the kid called 911.
somehow even as not a parent most of these seem like the parent just forgetting kids are VERY curious and even if you describe something as bad to them they wanna know what it's like
Here’s a summary of a Christmas story I wrote in 3rd grade: There was this guy and he was friends with the mayor, he joked about his daughter getting married by Christmas or else the mayor would kill her, and the mayor didn’t realize it was a joke. Now his daughter had to get married by Christmas. She met this guy, the Guy, (that was his name) and went on a date with him, and asked to go to the bathroom, after leaving the bathroom she saw her neighbor, Santa Claus, there and then the Guy was rude to her for taking too long in the bathroom, so Santa drop kicked him. Then here’s the conversation they had “Hey” I said, “hey” he said. We got married 17 days later
One time after watching Revenge of the Sith, I scribbled black marker all over my face before putting on my big Darth Vader helmet and costume because I wanted to be “Burned Anakin” underneath it
11:31 I did this, minus the vulture part in 2nd or 3rd grade aswell. I lied on the woodchip playground near the monkey bars and after 20 minutes, someone had called the school nurse because they thought I fainted. They poked me, I got up, and never did it again.
When I was 6 I broke my arm and had a bright pink cast. I also had a sling that was black. At one point someone in my class asked me "how do you keep changing the color of your cast??" and I just had to think for a second before realizing that she thought the sling was a different cast.
One of the worst feelings in life is when you think back to your childhood and realise how absolutely dumb some of the things you said or did were. And you feel like punching your past self.
Once my dad was giving some people a tour of our house at one of our parties, and he told me to tell them what he did for a living (because they asked). I said “He drinks.” And they couldn’t stop laughing. He still tells that story to people. And, when I was little I thought firing someone meant you shot them out of a canon. Man, some kids are stupid.
When i was 7,i was going outside with my mom and before we were ouside i said, don't forget about your cocaine mom! Also at that time my mom drank coffee to not get tired and at that time i didn't know the diference between "caffeine" and "cocaine"
0:44 Way back when i was 5 i did this exact same thing too, however my story of doing this ended way way darker, i was stupid enough to try and yank myself off of the pull which ended up ripping out half of my tongue, a decade later and it still can barely reach out of my mouth now, and occasionally i slur my words too
I remember when 6 year old me thought China was some chinese food restaurant in the middle of the sea, i only stopped thinking this when i was 8 and discovered things about chinese history and the fact its the 3rd largest country of the world
The fictionnal world I made when I was about three has become a planet of weirdness, gore, politics, realism, coffee-addicted asteroids, hairless cats and masses of glowing blue sentien crystals that can turn anybody into a mindless slave of the Kraystale
1:20 Smoke alarms in large numbers can be used for making nuclear reactors, one kid already did it in history. Hes trying to build a nuclear powerplant, or a nuke.
@@MrFirecastersAny child who can’t use a toaster without burning themselves by the age of six either has a severe medical issue, or some real shitty parents.
8:25 a thing i like to remember is that if someone ever says ‘year 7’ they’re probably from europe but i know that the number is always 1 less than the equivalent 'grade', like being in year 7 means they were in 8th grade
When I was 10, my parents were have a friendly fight of who will win in the 2016 presidential elections, and then they looked at me and asked “who would you pick? Red, or blue?” And I said “purple” I ended up getting a round of applause from my parents, like I did that on purpose
To the smoke detector kids parents: he has learnt how to make a nuclear power plant and over the years, as you give him smoke detectors he has been removing the traces of Americium-241 (a radioactive and hazardous material) and if my calculations are correct since he looks about 5 it’ll only be 8 more christmases until he makes a tiny nuclear power plant
When i was in 2nd grade, i used to think road bumps were just gnomes lifting up weak parts of the road, then moving to other parts of such road to bother whoever rode on them
2:00 This is SO true!!!!! Also, another thing little kids do: When you beat them at a game, they make up rules that don’t exist, and if you argue with them, they go insane.
My friend dared me to stick my tongue to a pole in winter time in 1st grade, I did it, and it actually got stuck and my tongue started bleeding afterwards
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I am once again requesting you to do donut memes
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6:55 No one is going to question what's underneath "how to fight my dad"
“NO HAROLD NOT THE HAMSTER!”
Ikr lol
Yeah
Yeah I noticed and questioned the kid’s age and sanity in that moment
@@minimeowanimations826 same
As a completely normal average person, I can confirm that stupid kids are both the best and worst memes ever to exist
as your mother I can confirm these are all accurate
@@CatsAreAwesome146and as your mother I can confirm these are also true
@@Butter_ftbl As the guy who delivers more than mail into the mailbox, I can conform both of you are correct.
Tbh this made me want to have kids
3:25 this one had me crack tf up because when I was a kid I thought that giving someone the middle finger meant I was flipping off God, so I'd point it at the ground and tell God I'm flipping off the devil lmfaooo
Have a classmate who still proclaims he does this so fucking nerdy
Genius
I used to do this as well lol
i used to put alcohol under my doormat and sofa because i thought "demons would come through it"
That’s adorable
F for cakey, he'll never be forgotten😔😔😔
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"Kid calls 911 after dad ran red light"
BREAKING NEWS:KID BECOMES ORPHAN!!!
as a stupid kid i can confirm these are all accurate
as a smart kid i can confirm these are all accurate
As a fetus I cannot confirm these are all accurate
as a cell i cannot confirm these are all accurate
as a fish I can confirm these are all accurate
As a smart kid I can confirm this is accurate
11:15 you know damn well that kid's parents scared the hell out of him with American healthcare cost.
"Yeah, if you break your leg we might need to sell our house and live on the streets" and he ain't DARE do something reckless since. I'd be proud of him!
6:49 that would be a rude awakening. Imagine thinking you had a disorder for all your life, just to be told that you are “thinking”. Lmao.
1:15 technically as long as the kid sings all 26 letters, it’s sang correctly
Yes girl, remix!!!
6:55 Their biggest concern was how to fight their parent, but right below that... THAT is what I would be way more concerned with a child searching!
Whooosh
@@DrewWatlock-bt4yd but there wasn’t a joke?
I WAS THINKING THIS! 😭 😂
My son draws pictures of me with six pack abs. I thought “oh that’s cute, he does it cause he thinks I’m strong.” Then one day he shows me a picture and says “I draw you with abs cause I feel sorry that you’re fat.” I’m still trying to recover.
atleast your son being honest.
thats a glow up
My parents never lied to me about anything because they didn't want me or my brothers to have a meltdown when learning that Santa isn't real or that chicken is actually the meat of a chicken, but got upset whenever we told other kids. Also one really dumb thing I remember I used to do is count to 100 whenever my parents said "in a minute" because I thought they meant it literally and I thought that a minute was a hundred seconds.
one minute is at least 2 seconds smh
One minute is 60 seconds
I know.
If I were the dad of the child in the thumbnail I would put him up for adoption
(It was a joke why is everyone fighting about it 😨)
just another reason why kids shouldn't have phones
Snitches get stitches
Same
Yup
Termanation would do it for me but they're you're children
0:21 ngl the crowd raising their hands after the kid did was kinda cute .
The meme at 15:07 makes me VERY mad as a nature nerd. Hippos can tank four-Inch deep wounds due to how thick their blubber is, and have one of the worlds strongest bites. A lion with a knife can’t do nothing to a hippo.
Wrong, the lion has a gun
I'm just joking
@@KentaQ lions can’t use guns last I checked, and typically a gun doesn’t kill a hippo
@@Train_lizard Lions can't use knives either, yet it was perfectly legal when you first made your comment.
@@masonnelson6710 I mean, it takes multiple fingers in different positions to use a gun, a lion could use the knife with its mouth
@@Train_lizard if it is a laser gun yes, so no, you are wrong again.
I daydreamed a lot when I was a kid. My daydreams were:
Debating whether mice or Bluetooth operated the traffic lights
mice duh
@@balls_gamingfr fr
14:25 its weird but when I was little I always felt like I knew chicken nuggets were made of chicken but would still cry when someone smashed an ant. I still cried when people smashed ants until I was 9
Here’s a stupid story from when I was in kindergarten. We had a garden with strawberries at my school. And this preschooler said she was allergic and proceeded to eat the strawberries
*ah yes, logic*
that fact that you remember her may imply that that person is you or someone who you made memories with
I remember as a kid I thought I could walk on walls because of a random music video so every night I would turn on that video and get on my parents bed to sprint full force at the wall trying to walk up it
High hopes?
Did it ever work?
6:54 "how to fight my dad" was the search he were most concerned about? 💀
As a child I was drawing pictures of ducks on the wall with a pencil
My mom walked in and yelled “no drawing on the walls with a pencil”
I looked her dead in the eye, and pulled out a crayon
These aren't stupid kids. They're smart as hell. 🔥
Not always...
yeah they re giving this man a living
@mxloukaplayz9487I could understand if the light literally changed at the last millisecond, but if he ran it several seconds after it changed, I could see why the kid called 911.
i ate ketchup thinking it was blood
@@Kawf._.is-trashI eat sand
7:50 Murr's on his quest to get his hair back I see.
Fr. At least he looked happy
ok but why is it actually wholesome
6:57 I think everyone should be more concerned about what’s under “how to fight my dad”
What? He simply wants to become a camel
11:16 that kid isn't stupid, he's thinking ahead
5:39 is like an AI captcha
somehow even as not a parent most of these seem like the parent just forgetting kids are VERY curious and even if you describe something as bad to them they wanna know what it's like
Here’s a summary of a Christmas story I wrote in 3rd grade:
There was this guy and he was friends with the mayor, he joked about his daughter getting married by Christmas or else the mayor would kill her, and the mayor didn’t realize it was a joke. Now his daughter had to get married by Christmas. She met this guy, the Guy, (that was his name) and went on a date with him, and asked to go to the bathroom, after leaving the bathroom she saw her neighbor, Santa Claus, there and then the Guy was rude to her for taking too long in the bathroom, so Santa drop kicked him. Then here’s the conversation they had
“Hey” I said, “hey” he said. We got married 17 days later
6:55 the fourth one is the most concerning
Everyone’s going to ignore how good the elephuck looks?
One time after watching Revenge of the Sith, I scribbled black marker all over my face before putting on my big Darth Vader helmet and costume because I wanted to be “Burned Anakin” underneath it
W for all the worms who woke up early for worm church
19:35 this is exactly why you don't lie to your fuckin kids.
real
18:31 as a guy named James I can confirm I Am watching this under an escalator and am this kids real dad
6:10 Sulution: 🖐
YEAAAAAAAAAA
4:41 bro rewrote romeo and Juliet
I was looking for this comment, like he literally did
"Man, these children love their phones"
-some grandpa on tumbler
On Facebook
7:52 For a moment I thought that was "Murr" from Impractical Jokers. Turns out IT IS James Murray!!
>makes videos where he reads memes
>adds long memes
>refuses to read long memes
Ok but chugging Parmesan cheese is a vibe like eating shredded cheese out the bag at 3:27am while wrapped in a blanket
11:31 I did this, minus the vulture part in 2nd or 3rd grade aswell. I lied on the woodchip playground near the monkey bars and after 20 minutes, someone had called the school nurse because they thought I fainted. They poked me, I got up, and never did it again.
When I was 6 I broke my arm and had a bright pink cast. I also had a sling that was black. At one point someone in my class asked me "how do you keep changing the color of your cast??" and I just had to think for a second before realizing that she thought the sling was a different cast.
One of the worst feelings in life is when you think back to your childhood and realise how absolutely dumb some of the things you said or did were. And you feel like punching your past self.
4:51 Okay, but this is actually genious.
Looks like a god damn prehistoric animal 💀💀💀
@@liminalreality9617 I know. That's what also makes it great. 😁
"elePHUCK"
Next video: history memes
Hitler was a good man
Joke
im with you on that
Yes I need Vaazkl to read my memes, no I'm not disabled
and i cannot even read half the time
Once my dad was giving some people a tour of our house at one of our parties, and he told me to tell them what he did for a living (because they asked). I said “He drinks.” And they couldn’t stop laughing. He still tells that story to people. And, when I was little I thought firing someone meant you shot them out of a canon. Man, some kids are stupid.
When i was 7,i was going outside with my mom and before we were ouside i said, don't forget about your cocaine mom! Also at that time my mom drank coffee to not get tired and at that time i didn't know the diference between "caffeine" and "cocaine"
3:32 I need to read that when it comes out.
9:45 Fair point
For the first post, this lad is going to be an absolute skilled climber in his later life
0:44 Way back when i was 5 i did this exact same thing too, however my story of doing this ended way way darker, i was stupid enough to try and yank myself off of the pull which ended up ripping out half of my tongue, a decade later and it still can barely reach out of my mouth now, and occasionally i slur my words too
Oh my god...
Balls
3:28 that is unironically more interesting than most stories I’ve read
Lol that elephuck actually looks cool.
18:41 "No I'm not his dad, hopefully."
-James, probably
06:56 so we not gonna talk about him searching how to hump but talk about how to fight my dad
I was looking for this comment
4:17 Ok, I would cry too if my kid also said that😭
When I was a kid, I didn’t understand how songs were produced so I thought they spun a wheel and it would land on a random song for them to release.
I remember when 6 year old me thought China was some chinese food restaurant in the middle of the sea, i only stopped thinking this when i was 8 and discovered things about chinese history and the fact its the 3rd largest country of the world
The fictionnal world I made when I was about three has become a planet of weirdness, gore, politics, realism, coffee-addicted asteroids, hairless cats and masses of glowing blue sentien crystals that can turn anybody into a mindless slave of the Kraystale
Ahh yes the planet of randam evant
3:59 should've thrown it like the luggage crew does
Nahhhh 💀
6:55 the search below " how to fight your dad" what is that someone bring that child to therapy
1:20 Smoke alarms in large numbers can be used for making nuclear reactors, one kid already did it in history.
Hes trying to build a nuclear powerplant, or a nuke.
6:35 -50,000 IQ
4:27 if i were the kid's parent i would calmly ask where in the student handbook it forbids brining toasters for lunch.
Yeah of course, entitled parents are there second half and worse part of the problem.
Like, what makes you think toasters are not a hazard for kids?
@@MrFirecastersAny child who can’t use a toaster without burning themselves by the age of six either has a severe medical issue, or some real shitty parents.
Maybe that smoke detector enthusiast was trying to repeat the “young Sheldon” incident and make a destructive rocket from their radioactive batteries.
When I was 6 I glued all ashtrays, glasses and stuff I could find, and turned the table sideways. I’m still not hearing the end of it.
14:03 such a wise man
8:25 a thing i like to remember is that if someone ever says ‘year 7’ they’re probably from europe but i know that the number is always 1 less than the equivalent 'grade', like being in year 7 means they were in 8th grade
8:33 😂 he looks stoned as fuck
6:49 bro worm church is absolutely GENIUS
6:55 are you sure “how to fight my dad” was more concerning? 😂
3:36 that is ACTUALLY LIT writing skills tbh
17:55
The minecraft we dont think about.
17:50
I'm going to make my own book on this
17:32
Teacher: Let’s make a creative story!
Student: *Makes a two page story of a squid dying instead*
the Shrek kid omg lol
When I was 10, my parents were have a friendly fight of who will win in the 2016 presidential elections, and then they looked at me and asked “who would you pick? Red, or blue?” And I said “purple” I ended up getting a round of applause from my parents, like I did that on purpose
4:49 this story was absolutely beautiful. The teacher wouldn’t know true literature if it hit them in the face.
6:55 we gonna just ignore the stuff under how to fight my dad
“Has been crying for 10 minutes because he can’t get in the oven with the cornbread” help I can’t breathe 😂
To the smoke detector kids parents: he has learnt how to make a nuclear power plant and over the years, as you give him smoke detectors he has been removing the traces of Americium-241 (a radioactive and hazardous material) and if my calculations are correct since he looks about 5 it’ll only be 8 more christmases until he makes a tiny nuclear power plant
6:55: The search right below how to fight dad is even better XD
so NOBODY else sees that at around 7 minutes in right below how to fight my dad it says how to hump? just me? ok.
I was thinking that too and scrolling through comments to see if anyone else noticed lmao
3:38
nice cards... call 911..
2:22 saddest deaths in history
Bruh this is amazing why did the teacher get you in trouble 4:50
I think it’s because Elephuck sounds like elefu-
6:56 they’re concerned about the child wanting to fight him.. but look under it.
1:03 Ah yes, the old art of NAMASTE with a DoomSlayer helmet...
As a kid, the worst thing I did was cry so hard, a screw fell out of our kitchen door
Taking the belt out to help the lord sounds like what some people said in the 1800
14:16 actually tvs do run out of batteries, well atleast the remote does
When i was in 2nd grade, i used to think road bumps were just gnomes lifting up weak parts of the road, then moving to other parts of such road to bother whoever rode on them
1:19 this is the true scariest Halloween costume
1:19 same for my brother, everywhere we go the first thing he does is look for the smoke detectors
19:28 anon is just like me fr fr
2:00 This is SO true!!!!! Also, another thing little kids do: When you beat them at a game, they make up rules that don’t exist, and if you argue with them, they go insane.
My friend dared me to stick my tongue to a pole in winter time in 1st grade, I did it, and it actually got stuck and my tongue started bleeding afterwards