3:25 this one had me crack tf up because when I was a kid I thought that giving someone the middle finger meant I was flipping off God, so I'd point it at the ground and tell God I'm flipping off the devil lmfaooo
My son draws pictures of me with six pack abs. I thought “oh that’s cute, he does it cause he thinks I’m strong.” Then one day he shows me a picture and says “I draw you with abs cause I feel sorry that you’re fat.” I’m still trying to recover.
11:15 you know damn well that kid's parents scared the hell out of him with American healthcare cost. "Yeah, if you break your leg we might need to sell our house and live on the streets" and he ain't DARE do something reckless since. I'd be proud of him!
My parents never lied to me about anything because they didn't want me or my brothers to have a meltdown when learning that Santa isn't real or that chicken is actually the meat of a chicken, but got upset whenever we told other kids. Also one really dumb thing I remember I used to do is count to 100 whenever my parents said "in a minute" because I thought they meant it literally and I thought that a minute was a hundred seconds.
I remember as a kid I thought I could walk on walls because of a random music video so every night I would turn on that video and get on my parents bed to sprint full force at the wall trying to walk up it
Here’s a stupid story from when I was in kindergarten. We had a garden with strawberries at my school. And this preschooler said she was allergic and proceeded to eat the strawberries *ah yes, logic*
14:25 its weird but when I was little I always felt like I knew chicken nuggets were made of chicken but would still cry when someone smashed an ant. I still cried when people smashed ants until I was 9
The meme at 15:07 makes me VERY mad as a nature nerd. Hippos can tank four-Inch deep wounds due to how thick their blubber is, and have one of the worlds strongest bites. A lion with a knife can’t do nothing to a hippo.
Here’s a summary of a Christmas story I wrote in 3rd grade: There was this guy and he was friends with the mayor, he joked about his daughter getting married by Christmas or else the mayor would kill her, and the mayor didn’t realize it was a joke. Now his daughter had to get married by Christmas. She met this guy, the Guy, (that was his name) and went on a date with him, and asked to go to the bathroom, after leaving the bathroom she saw her neighbor, Santa Claus, there and then the Guy was rude to her for taking too long in the bathroom, so Santa drop kicked him. Then here’s the conversation they had “Hey” I said, “hey” he said. We got married 17 days later
As a child I was drawing pictures of ducks on the wall with a pencil My mom walked in and yelled “no drawing on the walls with a pencil” I looked her dead in the eye, and pulled out a crayon
One of the worst feelings in life is when you think back to your childhood and realise how absolutely dumb some of the things you said or did were. And you feel like punching your past self.
@mxloukaplayz9487I could understand if the light literally changed at the last millisecond, but if he ran it several seconds after it changed, I could see why the kid called 911.
One time after watching Revenge of the Sith, I scribbled black marker all over my face before putting on my big Darth Vader helmet and costume because I wanted to be “Burned Anakin” underneath it
somehow even as not a parent most of these seem like the parent just forgetting kids are VERY curious and even if you describe something as bad to them they wanna know what it's like
When i was 7,i was going outside with my mom and before we were ouside i said, don't forget about your cocaine mom! Also at that time my mom drank coffee to not get tired and at that time i didn't know the diference between "caffeine" and "cocaine"
11:31 I did this, minus the vulture part in 2nd or 3rd grade aswell. I lied on the woodchip playground near the monkey bars and after 20 minutes, someone had called the school nurse because they thought I fainted. They poked me, I got up, and never did it again.
When I was 6 I broke my arm and had a bright pink cast. I also had a sling that was black. At one point someone in my class asked me "how do you keep changing the color of your cast??" and I just had to think for a second before realizing that she thought the sling was a different cast.
Once my dad was giving some people a tour of our house at one of our parties, and he told me to tell them what he did for a living (because they asked). I said “He drinks.” And they couldn’t stop laughing. He still tells that story to people. And, when I was little I thought firing someone meant you shot them out of a canon. Man, some kids are stupid.
0:44 Way back when i was 5 i did this exact same thing too, however my story of doing this ended way way darker, i was stupid enough to try and yank myself off of the pull which ended up ripping out half of my tongue, a decade later and it still can barely reach out of my mouth now, and occasionally i slur my words too
1:20 Smoke alarms in large numbers can be used for making nuclear reactors, one kid already did it in history. Hes trying to build a nuclear powerplant, or a nuke.
8:25 a thing i like to remember is that if someone ever says ‘year 7’ they’re probably from europe but i know that the number is always 1 less than the equivalent 'grade', like being in year 7 means they were in 8th grade
I work at Child Watch. Coworkers who have kids are allowed to bring them during their shifts as long as they’re added into the attendance. First ever shift I had, I was drawing with one of my coworkers’ kids who’s around 2. I look away for a second and look back to see she had taken this massive fucking stamp and rubbed it all over her mouth. We stare at each other for a second before she smiles and yells “PRETTY!!! 😃😃😃” like no bestie that’s called poisoning yourself by contaminating all the snacks you put in your mouth with stamp ink My sister used to work with this dude who faked his age to get a job at the same place she works and w/ the same kid just a different time as her (she does early intervention for autistic 1-6YOs) and one of the many times that her drugged-out-his-wits coworker isn’t actually watching the kid he (the kid) comes sprinting by her desk while she’s doing paperwork and yells “Running Away! 🤩” like lil man gonna be the worst criminal there is 😂
I remember when 6 year old me thought China was some chinese food restaurant in the middle of the sea, i only stopped thinking this when i was 8 and discovered things about chinese history and the fact its the 3rd largest country of the world
@@MrFirecastersAny child who can’t use a toaster without burning themselves by the age of six either has a severe medical issue, or some real shitty parents.
3:43 bruh what??? 4:14 there is *o n e* paw print in the center so they're technically the kids are not lying 5:09 who is the leader in all that I w a n t t o m e e t t h e m 6:49 he made worms Christian that's amazing
7:14 ??? i thought it was dumb kid cause its half a year since here last birthday but she thinks its her birthday but if so why did the person cross their fingers am i missing something
I tried translating this comment to English: 7:14 ??? i thought the kid was dumb because she said it was her birthday even though it's only been half a year since her last birthday, so why did the person cross their fingers, am i missing somthing?
10:37 the fact that i’ve been there before, i can say that the Loch Ness monster (It’s name is “Nessie”) is harmless, and it just wants it’s peace and quiet.
The fictionnal world I made when I was about three has become a planet of weirdness, gore, politics, realism, coffee-addicted asteroids, hairless cats and masses of glowing blue sentien crystals that can turn anybody into a mindless slave of the Kraystale
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I am once again requesting you to do donut memes
You
Should
Do
Bloopers
As a completely normal average person, I can confirm that stupid kids are both the best and worst memes ever to exist
as your mother I can confirm these are all accurate
@@CatsAreAwesome146and as your mother I can confirm these are also true
@@Butter_ftbl As the guy who delivers more than mail into the mailbox, I can conform both of you are correct.
Tbh this made me want to have kids
6:55 No one is going to question what's underneath "how to fight my dad"
“NO HAROLD NOT THE HAMSTER!”
Ikr lol
Yeah
Yeah I noticed and questioned the kid’s age and sanity in that moment
@@minimeowanimations826 same
3:25 this one had me crack tf up because when I was a kid I thought that giving someone the middle finger meant I was flipping off God, so I'd point it at the ground and tell God I'm flipping off the devil lmfaooo
Have a classmate who still proclaims he does this so fucking nerdy
Genius
I used to do this as well lol
i used to put alcohol under my doormat and sofa because i thought "demons would come through it"
That’s adorable
F for cakey, he'll never be forgotten😔😔😔
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"Kid calls 911 after dad ran red light"
BREAKING NEWS:KID BECOMES ORPHAN!!!
6:49 that would be a rude awakening. Imagine thinking you had a disorder for all your life, just to be told that you are “thinking”. Lmao.
My son draws pictures of me with six pack abs. I thought “oh that’s cute, he does it cause he thinks I’m strong.” Then one day he shows me a picture and says “I draw you with abs cause I feel sorry that you’re fat.” I’m still trying to recover.
atleast your son being honest.
thats a glow up
11:15 you know damn well that kid's parents scared the hell out of him with American healthcare cost.
"Yeah, if you break your leg we might need to sell our house and live on the streets" and he ain't DARE do something reckless since. I'd be proud of him!
as a stupid kid i can confirm these are all accurate
as a smart kid i can confirm these are all accurate
As a fetus I cannot confirm these are all accurate
as a cell i cannot confirm these are all accurate
as a fish I can confirm these are all accurate
As a smart kid I can confirm this is accurate
My parents never lied to me about anything because they didn't want me or my brothers to have a meltdown when learning that Santa isn't real or that chicken is actually the meat of a chicken, but got upset whenever we told other kids. Also one really dumb thing I remember I used to do is count to 100 whenever my parents said "in a minute" because I thought they meant it literally and I thought that a minute was a hundred seconds.
one minute is at least 2 seconds smh
One minute is 60 seconds
I know.
1:15 technically as long as the kid sings all 26 letters, it’s sang correctly
Yes girl, remix!!!
I remember as a kid I thought I could walk on walls because of a random music video so every night I would turn on that video and get on my parents bed to sprint full force at the wall trying to walk up it
High hopes?
Did it ever work?
Here’s a stupid story from when I was in kindergarten. We had a garden with strawberries at my school. And this preschooler said she was allergic and proceeded to eat the strawberries
*ah yes, logic*
that fact that you remember her may imply that that person is you or someone who you made memories with
14:25 its weird but when I was little I always felt like I knew chicken nuggets were made of chicken but would still cry when someone smashed an ant. I still cried when people smashed ants until I was 9
The meme at 15:07 makes me VERY mad as a nature nerd. Hippos can tank four-Inch deep wounds due to how thick their blubber is, and have one of the worlds strongest bites. A lion with a knife can’t do nothing to a hippo.
Wrong, the lion has a gun
I'm just joking
@@KentaQ lions can’t use guns last I checked, and typically a gun doesn’t kill a hippo
@@Train_lizard Lions can't use knives either, yet it was perfectly legal when you first made your comment.
@@masonnelson6710 I mean, it takes multiple fingers in different positions to use a gun, a lion could use the knife with its mouth
@@Train_lizard if it is a laser gun yes, so no, you are wrong again.
I daydreamed a lot when I was a kid. My daydreams were:
Debating whether mice or Bluetooth operated the traffic lights
mice duh
@@balls_gamingfr fr
>makes videos where he reads memes
>adds long memes
>refuses to read long memes
Here’s a summary of a Christmas story I wrote in 3rd grade:
There was this guy and he was friends with the mayor, he joked about his daughter getting married by Christmas or else the mayor would kill her, and the mayor didn’t realize it was a joke. Now his daughter had to get married by Christmas. She met this guy, the Guy, (that was his name) and went on a date with him, and asked to go to the bathroom, after leaving the bathroom she saw her neighbor, Santa Claus, there and then the Guy was rude to her for taking too long in the bathroom, so Santa drop kicked him. Then here’s the conversation they had
“Hey” I said, “hey” he said. We got married 17 days later
0:21 ngl the crowd raising their hands after the kid did was kinda cute .
As a child I was drawing pictures of ducks on the wall with a pencil
My mom walked in and yelled “no drawing on the walls with a pencil”
I looked her dead in the eye, and pulled out a crayon
6:55 Their biggest concern was how to fight their parent, but right below that... THAT is what I would be way more concerned with a child searching!
Whooosh
@@DrewWatlock-bt4yd but there wasn’t a joke?
I WAS THINKING THIS! 😭 😂
7:50 Murr's on his quest to get his hair back I see.
Fr. At least he looked happy
ok but why is it actually wholesome
One of the worst feelings in life is when you think back to your childhood and realise how absolutely dumb some of the things you said or did were. And you feel like punching your past self.
If I were the dad of the child in the thumbnail I would put him up for adoption
(It was a joke why is everyone fighting about it 😨)
just another reason why kids shouldn't have phones
Snitches get stitches
Same
Yup
Termanation would do it for me but they're you're children
1:43 That’s True and the Rainbow Kingdom!
I used to love that show
These aren't stupid kids. They're smart as hell. 🔥
Not always...
yeah they re giving this man a living
@mxloukaplayz9487I could understand if the light literally changed at the last millisecond, but if he ran it several seconds after it changed, I could see why the kid called 911.
i ate ketchup thinking it was blood
@@Kawf._.is-trashI eat sand
One time after watching Revenge of the Sith, I scribbled black marker all over my face before putting on my big Darth Vader helmet and costume because I wanted to be “Burned Anakin” underneath it
W for all the worms who woke up early for worm church
11:16 that kid isn't stupid, he's thinking ahead
Everyone’s going to ignore how good the elephuck looks?
somehow even as not a parent most of these seem like the parent just forgetting kids are VERY curious and even if you describe something as bad to them they wanna know what it's like
7:52 For a moment I thought that was "Murr" from Impractical Jokers. Turns out IT IS James Murray!!
Ok but chugging Parmesan cheese is a vibe like eating shredded cheese out the bag at 3:27am while wrapped in a blanket
6:54 "how to fight my dad" was the search he were most concerned about? 💀
6:57 I think everyone should be more concerned about what’s under “how to fight my dad”
What? He simply wants to become a camel
5:39 is like an AI captcha
one to add to the list is its legal to turn on the car light
When i was 7,i was going outside with my mom and before we were ouside i said, don't forget about your cocaine mom! Also at that time my mom drank coffee to not get tired and at that time i didn't know the diference between "caffeine" and "cocaine"
"Man, these children love their phones"
-some grandpa on tumbler
On Facebook
11:31 I did this, minus the vulture part in 2nd or 3rd grade aswell. I lied on the woodchip playground near the monkey bars and after 20 minutes, someone had called the school nurse because they thought I fainted. They poked me, I got up, and never did it again.
When I was 6 I broke my arm and had a bright pink cast. I also had a sling that was black. At one point someone in my class asked me "how do you keep changing the color of your cast??" and I just had to think for a second before realizing that she thought the sling was a different cast.
Once my dad was giving some people a tour of our house at one of our parties, and he told me to tell them what he did for a living (because they asked). I said “He drinks.” And they couldn’t stop laughing. He still tells that story to people. And, when I was little I thought firing someone meant you shot them out of a canon. Man, some kids are stupid.
6:55 the fourth one is the most concerning
4:51 Okay, but this is actually genious.
Looks like a god damn prehistoric animal 💀💀💀
@@WOWHOWDIDYOUDOTHATIDKIJUSTDID I know. That's what also makes it great. 😁
"elePHUCK"
6:55 How to fight my dad isn't the worst thing on there
18:31 as a guy named James I can confirm I Am watching this under an escalator and am this kids real dad
at 6:55 are we just gonna ignore that he also searched how to hump?
For the first post, this lad is going to be an absolute skilled climber in his later life
6:10 Sulution: 🖐
YEAAAAAAAAAA
0:44 Way back when i was 5 i did this exact same thing too, however my story of doing this ended way way darker, i was stupid enough to try and yank myself off of the pull which ended up ripping out half of my tongue, a decade later and it still can barely reach out of my mouth now, and occasionally i slur my words too
Oh my god...
It must have hurt 😳🫡
6:56 bro read the one below the circled one..
💀
18:41 "No I'm not his dad, hopefully."
-James, probably
14:16 actually tvs do run out of batteries, well atleast the remote does
Next video: history memes
Hitler was a good man
Joke
im with you on that
1:20 Smoke alarms in large numbers can be used for making nuclear reactors, one kid already did it in history.
Hes trying to build a nuclear powerplant, or a nuke.
Yes I need Vaazkl to read my memes, no I'm not disabled
and i cannot even read half the time
8:25 a thing i like to remember is that if someone ever says ‘year 7’ they’re probably from europe but i know that the number is always 1 less than the equivalent 'grade', like being in year 7 means they were in 8th grade
6:56 HOW TO HU- WHAT THE HECK
Yea very interesting
I work at Child Watch. Coworkers who have kids are allowed to bring them during their shifts as long as they’re added into the attendance. First ever shift I had, I was drawing with one of my coworkers’ kids who’s around 2. I look away for a second and look back to see she had taken this massive fucking stamp and rubbed it all over her mouth. We stare at each other for a second before she smiles and yells “PRETTY!!! 😃😃😃” like no bestie that’s called poisoning yourself by contaminating all the snacks you put in your mouth with stamp ink
My sister used to work with this dude who faked his age to get a job at the same place she works and w/ the same kid just a different time as her (she does early intervention for autistic 1-6YOs) and one of the many times that her drugged-out-his-wits coworker isn’t actually watching the kid he (the kid) comes sprinting by her desk while she’s doing paperwork and yells “Running Away! 🤩” like lil man gonna be the worst criminal there is 😂
I remember when 6 year old me thought China was some chinese food restaurant in the middle of the sea, i only stopped thinking this when i was 8 and discovered things about chinese history and the fact its the 3rd largest country of the world
"No, it's a threek"
"No, it's a trident"
4:17 Ok, I would cry too if my kid also said that😭
the Shrek kid omg lol
06:56 so we not gonna talk about him searching how to hump but talk about how to fight my dad
I was looking for this comment
6:55 we gonna just ignore the stuff under how to fight my dad
3:32 I need to read that when it comes out.
When I was a kid, I didn’t understand how songs were produced so I thought they spun a wheel and it would land on a random song for them to release.
4:41 bro rewrote romeo and Juliet
I was looking for this comment, like he literally did
“AbEGAIL” 💀
17:50
I'm going to make my own book on this
When I used to color on things I wrote my brothers name on it.
19:35 this is exactly why you don't lie to your fuckin kids.
real
3:28 that is unironically more interesting than most stories I’ve read
14:03 such a wise man
6:55 are you sure “how to fight my dad” was more concerning? 😂
4:27 if i were the kid's parent i would calmly ask where in the student handbook it forbids brining toasters for lunch.
Yeah of course, entitled parents are there second half and worse part of the problem.
Like, what makes you think toasters are not a hazard for kids?
@@MrFirecastersAny child who can’t use a toaster without burning themselves by the age of six either has a severe medical issue, or some real shitty parents.
3:43 bruh what???
4:14 there is *o n e* paw print in the center so they're technically the kids are not lying
5:09 who is the leader in all that
I w a n t t o m e e t t h e m
6:49 he made worms Christian that's amazing
3:59 should've thrown it like the luggage crew does
Nahhhh 💀
3:36 that is ACTUALLY LIT writing skills tbh
Balls
Maybe that smoke detector enthusiast was trying to repeat the “young Sheldon” incident and make a destructive rocket from their radioactive batteries.
8:33 😂 he looks stoned as fuck
6:56 this son learning the dawg style😂😂😂😂😂
6:35 -50,000 IQ
0:37 bro she ain’t lying 😂
so NOBODY else sees that at around 7 minutes in right below how to fight my dad it says how to hump? just me? ok.
4:51 “elePHUCK”
6:55 also are we not gonna talk about the “how to hump”💀💀
That's what I was thinking, too.
9:45 Fair point
When I was 6 I glued all ashtrays, glasses and stuff I could find, and turned the table sideways. I’m still not hearing the end of it.
3:38
nice cards... call 911..
“Has been crying for 10 minutes because he can’t get in the oven with the cornbread” help I can’t breathe 😂
7:14 ??? i thought it was dumb kid cause its half a year since here last birthday but she thinks its her birthday but if so why did the person cross their fingers am i missing something
did you just have a stroke
I tried translating this comment to English:
7:14 ??? i thought the kid was dumb because she said it was her birthday even though it's only been half a year since her last birthday, so why did the person cross their fingers, am i missing somthing?
1:03 Ah yes, the old art of NAMASTE with a DoomSlayer helmet...
2:09 if a play make believe with someone the give themselves like 100 superpowers and the stop playing if I try to stop them
0:21 bro has stage fright ❌
Stage fright has bro ✅
10:37
the fact that i’ve been there before, i can say that the Loch Ness monster (It’s name is “Nessie”) is harmless, and it just wants it’s peace and quiet.
The fictionnal world I made when I was about three has become a planet of weirdness, gore, politics, realism, coffee-addicted asteroids, hairless cats and masses of glowing blue sentien crystals that can turn anybody into a mindless slave of the Kraystale
Ahh yes the planet of randam evant
As a person who doesn’t want kids, I can confirm that these are some of my reasons.
Lol that elephuck actually looks cool.