Rivers crisis: These Issues Are Bringing Calamitous End For Nigeria - Obahiagbo PT1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Patrick Obahiagbo, Chief of Staff to the Edo State Governor featured on Sunrise one of the Guests to discuss State of the Nation on Channels TV with Kayode Akintemi and Adesewa Josh anchoring the show.
Who's still watching in 2024😂😂 Never gets old
I'm right here in 2024 and still find this hilarious. It never gets old 😅😂
I’m here oh 😂😂
I’m here 😂😂
This is still so funny until today😂😂😂😂
Hello😂
Who's still watching in 2020 😂😂 Never gets old
Sure, would not.
Teniola O I’m here 😂
Lmao...those journalists should have been paid for not bursting out in laughter😥😂😂😂😂
Teniola O I am ooooooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am
Round of applause to the people sitting with him for keeping a straight face and not laughing lol
Lol I wonder how they managed
Me too o. I wonder how they managed.
Will Montague They were stunned. You can see that it took them almost 154 seconds to interrupt him LOL
he is ridiculous
Was there anything to laugh about Sr?
May 29th 2023. I’m still here 😂 This man’s English should never be forgotten. His efforts to learn these grammars should never be in vain, we must listen forever!😅😂😂
10 June, I'm still here
I’m here 2 July 2023 😂😂😂😂
July 15 2023😂😂😂
August 16, 2023 I am still here😂
This is not communication
Whenever I feel smarter than the average person, I come back here and I am humbled.
Not only u even me
Having an excessive amount of vocabulary in your bag doesn’t make you smart lol just means you know a lot of words
😂
We are back again.
I borrowed some of his political language in my english essay my teacher did not mark it
lmao
Lol
Olodo
Ori e o pe
Fela Orafidiya who wan mark am
This man is a legend; bombastic most of the time, but if you ever want to hear some obscure and grandiloquent words in speech, then, he is one who, unapologetically, expresses with an admirable sobriety and profundity in a manner that always leaves his interlocutors risibly amused but obfuscated. His pronunciations are mostly on a tangent, but, nevertheless, still a spectacle to watch. I, therefore, leave the transcript here for your perusal; “for this is my humble logomachy, and the logomachy that I have made without logopartia” - if you know, you know
*Transcript*
Let me say prestissmo, that is: “as quickly as possible,” that the political Crinkum-crankum or if you like, the political higi-haga that has enveloped the politics of Rivers State for a period of eye-on-now, has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga _cum gargantuan gaga_ .
And I am maniacally bewildered that this flashpoint is of no serious concern to the commander in chief of the Federal republic of Nigeria. This is because all the flashpoints of war that has snowballed and transmogrified into bringing about a calamitous end for Nigeria always have their _terminus a quo_ , their source of origin that is, either in one state or in one region.
For me, as far as I’m concerned, I can see the ship of the Nigerian state hovering around the political Bermuda triangle, and if we don’t take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschew-able cataracts, landmines, waterfronts, icebergs and oxbow lakes, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in a disastrous and pestilential aqua of a _terminus ad quem_ .
Let me say, let me say, that my critical history and historiography of the study of the war of attrition and belligerency in Rivers state did not commence with the Obio-Akpor [ _the largest Local Government Area in Rivers state_ ] political tendency. It commenced, strictly speaking, with the suspicion that some power centres that governor Rotimi Amaechi nurses an ambition for the vice presidency of this country
Oh, it’s very crystal clear like the biblical " _teke teke mene upharsin_ " ! [ _ref: Daniel 5:8_ ] It’s audible to the deaf and visible to the blind and any case, no less a political personage than the president of the Federal republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan have been heard to have confirm that … we read that in the papers that 2015 is the _fons et origo_ of this crisis is the _fons et origo_ of the political tension and he urged political _dramatis personae_ to put their sheathes in their swords [‘… _to sheathe their swords,’ he probably meant_ ] that 2015 is still far away.
But if you look at the totality of the crisis in Rivers state just now, it leaves me with just two conclusions: *1.* That 2015 is inherently laden with a political and democratic ‘ *Thalidomide* :’ stillborn, stillbirth!
*2.* Whereas some social scientists, like myself, have gone to town for donkey years now saying that what we have is not a democracy but what we have is civilian rule but by recent events I’m even tempted to say no no no no no no no no, Nigeria is neither witnessing civilian rule nor is Nigeria witnessing even democracy. What we have at best is a form of government I call ‘kakistomoboplutocracy’ [ _most likely an eclectic hybrid of kakistocracy, mobocracy and plutocracy_ ] and that is bad for the nation.
Is it within the Obio-Akpor context, or is it within the NGF election contest; where sixteen persons are more than nineteen persons? If we think the microscopic ceramics and cadence of thirty-six governors who are supposed to be suzerains of democratic ethics and ethos in their respective _terra firmas_ , you cannot adjudge democratic scores …
Thank you.
Thank you for this God bless u
Thank you so much for this transcript
Wow! You did a great job ! I used to wonder if those things were real words or words he just made up .
Higgy hagga
How can one remain so calm after saying "crincum cramcum" in a serious interview 😅
you forgot odiferous saga...kum gargantuan Gaga😒😂
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PLEASE😭😭😭
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@okorochukwuchiedozie3084 odoriferous is a real word
2022 and we are still here.....legendary🤣🤣😍
Presti si mo quick register
We are here ooo
🤣🤣🤣 never gets old
Gud guy
😂😂😂
I'm sure he's making a great point but no one will listen if they don't understand.
my point is that you are quite hot :D
Uju Eneh
@Uju Eneh,I am maniacally bewildered to see an omalichanwaleted girl like you ,to meander into political nkparitaukasion like nke a ,and àhuru m gi na love because of nke a.
See my telephone ákàrà here. 08142089629 Lawrence o
That's because he is saying alot of nonsense fyi.
Hi uju
how are these guys not laughing, they are so professional lmao
hassan oye Lmao they trying so hard to figure out what he is trying to say.
@@mustang13990 Exactly!!! -:)
There were many audible sighs tho
I would be on the floor!!!
Amazing kkk
I cannot sit on that bench with a straight face without bursting into laughter🤣🤣🤣. One love from Kenya.
Me too . lolz
kabisa
Say it again
Who is still watching and enjoying this in 2021😂🤣😂🤣
We dey here o 🤣🤣
Me
It's timeless oo
The fact that I’m still watching is a crinkum crankum
No matter how angry I am this man cheers me up for life
When he said "kakistomoboplutocracy" I heard a loud relieving breathing sound in the studio by one of the interviewers
😂😂😂😂😂
I heard it as well
All his big grammar are actually in the dictionary and are in conformity with what he's saying. He's a legend, I respect him a lot.
This dude said everything and Nothing at the same time 🤣
Your head dey there
The guy is an idiot
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually thought he was joking wit those languages lol
How did you know that
That lady that is pretending to understand him is a good actress 😂😂🤣🤣😂
Lol you are so funny
Who's still watching this? It is 2019 tho,😅😆🤣😂
Me
I am watching in December 2019 . Just to smile a day after Christmas
It's impossible not to come back to this hahahaha. It's classic!
Still in 2023 🤣
How does he talk to his wife or kids? " my gagarifouras partner, let us go to our abode and copulate... " or something like that
omogaju lmao
omogaju HAHAHAHHAHHAHHA! I'm in pain from laughing so much at this! LOL!
🤣🤣🤣😂
His wife speaks more of this English than him
This never gets old. It's the way they're all looking at him, I AM CRYING
The paradox in his expression is worth noting...he distracts you with his unique way of communicating yet he manages to keep one's attention focused on his assertions...Interesting!
Nana Boakye THe mark of a charismatic politician!
that’s a great title of a book to be written!!
Very interesting
He speaks the sort of English dat even English people do not understand... this one na one EBORA oo.... I keep checking his words on Google and its there damn! very suitable and right words for what he is talking about presently....
Rewatching in 2024😂
"hovering around the political Bermuda triangle" LOOOOOOOOOOOL IM FINISHED
Recently he said...the "political cinematography"
Wondering why this video wasn't subtitled in English :/
lmao
haha
Chukwuma Njoku lmao!
Chukwuma Njoku hahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching this while preparing for a Presentation i have today. So helpful... all the best to my classmates as they try to understand me :)
Lol
Crazy you
This video never ceases to amaze no matter how many times I come back
It's astounding how he manages to keep a straight face when he says this stuff!
BrotherDarky cause he says those things organically!
Ive never laughed so hard in my entire life. I must learn this man's way of speaking.
The Obiokpo way
OH IS IS IS IS...ITS VERY CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE THE BABYLICAL TEKETEKEMENEYUFASIIIIN
Thedudewiththethings But even that got translated! lol!
The Fakey Cake Maker hahaha
yes the obiokpo style
one of my best comedians
I love this man... To hell with those who have an issue with his grammar
Then Nigeria is trouble.
coming back to this after so many years and it still has me crying lmaoooo
*It's 2023 and am still here struggling to keep up with SIR OBAHIAGBON😂😅*
Omo
I don laugh tire
This video never gets old 😂
For them not to laugh they all deserve an award ...and for that man that didn't even bother to ask him a question..trust me did the best thing
once he opened his mouth i started laughing
I'm still laughing in 2022. Where this man gets his English is a mystery ScoobyDo and co. should unravel. 😅
Whenever I want rib cracking I look for Patrick obahiagbon's interview 😂😂😂
Patrick obahiagbon na fool 😅😅😅
It never get old who is here 2 of October 2024
That moment when the journalist had asked for a clarification on the meaning of “ TALLYDOMAI ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. how many people burst into laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fearless!!! This man is great :) Nigeria needs to publish its own dictionary. I have watched this video at least 10 times, I now completely understand him!
Are you sure?
I just thank God that WAEC English examination did not use this English standard during my time cause I can swear I will come out with F9 no sorry F18
9ja Boy lolzzzzz
Lmaoo
I had to come back to this. It's been a while. 2019 anyone?
I'm still watching and borrowing words to bamboozle my caucasian colleagues who are usually TRANSMOGRIFIED when I say HIGI HAGA and Crinkum Crankum LMAO
2020
Who else want to see *BEHIND THE SCENE OF THIS SHOW*
Who's watching in 2024 because of "delve"? 🤣
Burna boy: “Nobody paved the way for me”.
2Face Idibia: 1:53-1:55
D’Banj: 2:16
P-Square: 4:58-5:02
I googled every term he used and it’s accurate. Poetic
Due to the exceptional enunciation of Hon. eloquence in English command, many abdicate not to acknowledge his intelligence, apparently his WACC English result was held 3 times due to his eccentric grammatical crincum crancum. Salute Hon,
you are a clown
Lam Zie Hahaha, Soft Lam Zie catching feelings, is an opinion not a fact, and dear Zie life is all about perspectives and individual opinions. Don't be agitated if my opinion is paradox to yours towards Hon., get educated.
No matter how eloquent you are, if your audience fails to understand you, the true essence of communication remains unmet.
Simple terms and English remains the true means on expression.
The sad part is that the problems we have in Sub-Saharan Africa will not go away even if he coins a million more words. This is more of drama. Not much will change after this eloquent speech.
The real heroes are the interviewers who managed to keep a straight face.
I for done laugh fall for chair.
Mr Patrick Obahiagbon's situation is worse than abnormal. What is the purpose of talking when no one understands what he says? Allowing him to talk in public is a huge mistake that cannot be corrected! Any reasonable person should know where he (Mr Patrick Obahiagbon) belongs!
This is one of the best interview done by him where is English was kind of understood by minority
This man said this things over 9 years ago and everything has manifested and it is still manifesting
There wasn't a single sentence in this that I was able to understand. It's not everyday swallow the thesaurus. Sometimes throw in some colloquial terms for us commoners! Lol
Hahhhh
This man is not bluffing. The words he speaks are real and fall within the context of what he is trying to say. I did not get it right the first time he spoke too but yes, the words are real: 'contra bono'
mores is a law term derived from latin that loosely means 'against good morals'
Munhu Afro seriously? Hahahahaha
Except for Thalidomide! At least I know that one for sure as a pharmacist. Thalidomide isn’t a word meaning still birth, it’s the name of an experimental drug that caused phocomelia (congenital deformities or birth defects) when taken by pregnant women decades ago.
this guy is special. he got a thesaurus as a child and he molested it every night and this is the outcome
who si stillcoming to check in 2023... never gets old
It's good to see these channelsTV guys quiet, confused and lost. When they interviewed the 'Oga At The Top' guy, they were acting like some special kind of experts.
I am humble with his command of English
This shit still cracks me up lmao. I like how that girl acted as if she was understanding everything he said. The guy in gray, his face says it all.
LMAO! i would've been nodding my head with a straight face XD
Osiyor see me ooo
Osiyor loLzzzzz Hahahahhahaha
Lol
“That this FLASHPOIIIIN”😂😂😂 July 2023 I’m still here. Legendary.
To think that this isn’t even his best one is wild
Crinkum crankum hahahaha!!! didn't know that was a word until now. Shit is still dope....."Yo that chillies had my stomach on some crinkum crankum"
Griffith Greeff lmao
Griffith Greeff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah LMAO!!
Thozama Maqungela gnvxmgs
LMAO
You must be a happy person! Lol
2020 i am still here to see this brilliant man speak
Who's still watching 2022 ?? 😂😂... never gets Old
And in 2024, Rivers State is still experiencing political crincum crankum. This interview is evergreen
Omo this man has taking me on ride
April 2024 and I'm still here watching here watching this 😂😂😂😂
Just pointing out that he said "Put the sheath in the sword." Yes, I caught an actual mistake. Yay me.
Who's still watching in 2022... this guy na lecturer
August 2023... I'm still here from Ghana😂
Whenever I am bored, I search for this video and laugh 🤣
This man reads alot
his is just my man, i like this man to the call!
2022 December and I'm still enjoying this masterpiece 😂😂
Everyone sat speechless looking at Patrick
That was when Nigeria was still sane. Now it's like we are under a spell
This guy makes my day everyday
The other people there are amazing! How did they sit there with a straight face and not laugh at anything he said!? I would have needed to be carried out of there!
The great patrick obahiagbon, I greet you sir🤚🏾
Odouriferous gaga. Tun gaga twan gaga. This is hilarious. I love this dude.
Who's still watching Oct 2023,,,, this video always cracks me up.😂😂
The Political crinkcum crankcum & the higa haga
Nigerian & Rwandan morning news shows are some of the hottest shows in the world i swear
The most painful thing is that, he is not just blabbing. All his words have meanings, be it biblical or otherwise 😩
thank you Annie,this man is another American buckminiter fullala in our territoriale
I came here for a therapeutic session 😂😂😂
This will never get old...
Commander in SHIEF LOOOL
Debbie A 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a Nigerian
I heard that too. He only talks to himself.
Who’s still watching in 2022! This video will never get old! 😂😂😂
The political krinkun krakun or the political higi haga....this wan no be English again, na speaking in tongues
lol, crinkum crankum.
lalas232 lmaooooooooooooooo
lalas232 dude you are funny, no be fight ke. no vex i beg. lol. Thanks.
loooooooool
I love this man soooo much
Ur grammer dey inspire me
I am amazed at the ability of the people sitting with him there in the studio to keep a straight face. The man makes me laugh...na wao.
Still watching decemeber 27th,2021! I hope all these things u said u are enjoying it today. APC change! Thank you
I don laugh tireooo, I can’t get tired of watching this
i’ll never get over this. it’s CRIPPLING like the very first time i watched it, years ago 😭⚰️
Why am I just hearing about this guy now?
He was spot on. Almost 10 years ago. Nigeria's situation is actually getting worse.
😂😂😂"Political higgie hagga", wtf man.
THIS GUY IS A LEGEND
Kumgaga twangagaaa 😂😂😂 I'm dead
Khalifa Yusuf I m weak!
"Cum gargantuan gaga"
Spelt canaga tuaga