WHY ): I MEAN I CANT WAIT BUT THERES SO MANY GOOD GAMES COMING OUT THIS MONTH...if only I was a reviewer so i could get a free key but alas I'm not afraid if it comes out in May might not pick it up I'm hyped for this but mullet mad jack is coming out in 5 days
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I loved how he just kicked all thare asses the was just and then calmly said "wonder if thare's any food left" then just eats a sandwich and says even calmer "hmm not bad"
I don't know why people loves Triple As so much when the funniest games are either indie or in beetwen (don't know If wheres a term for that, but games that are not triple A but also not Indie?).
@@thesurvivor6430games made by big studios, like Bethesda or EA, just any largely successful company with a large backing, it’s expected that they are the highest quality games thus the were named triple A games but as we’ve seen the usually suck nowadays
""Why I outta" ah" In 2012, some scientists mashed togheter some gold ions in like this giant machine, producing the highest man-made temperature on Earth at 7.2 trillion degrees. 250 thousand times hotter than the temperature at the core of the Sun, and that pales in comparison to the amount of hatred that I have towards you right now.
Episode 1 of FALLEN ACES is out SOON: FallenAsses.com
WHY ): I MEAN I CANT WAIT BUT THERES SO MANY GOOD GAMES COMING OUT THIS MONTH...if only I was a reviewer so i could get a free key but alas I'm not afraid if it comes out in May might not pick it up I'm hyped for this but mullet mad jack is coming out in 5 days
You should pls give me a early copy🙏
Hopefully this month!!!
@@NoPantsOn311lol you wish
Bro I thought this was a video game 💀💀💀💀💀
this is literally out of a movie scene holy shit. absolutely incredible.
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@@rockharvey4225bro I know that meme I love it so much
@@rockharvey4225 so true bestie
you threw his ass in the fridge and got yourself a sandwich crazy
Naw, the crazy part is that when he threw him in the fridge he became the size of the sandwich 💀
Next meal stored
That's a big fridge and you don't want to leave food and "science projects" in the same fridge.
Tf2 heavy
Meal for the next day
"Ruff em up, boys!"
_The Chair going 500 KM at his skull:_
Velocity = distance / time
*Chair going 500 V at his skull:*
well it could've been traveling at 500km...
@@himybro2 _CRACK_
well it did vaporise him
I loved how he just kicked all thare asses the was just and then calmly said "wonder if thare's any food left" then just eats a sandwich and says even calmer "hmm not bad"
Wow we watched the same video what a coincidence
*their
*there's
@@trevpanda852you exist why?
@@Baggedman your mad why?
@@trevpanda852 you exist why
why does he sound like calm duke nukem
Boy do I have some news for you
Oh boy oh boy
Probably it's Gianni Matragrano who does a lot of duke nukem voice overs
It's the same voice actor
“These bitches gay, good for them!”
L + hit the bricks + bozo + sleep with the fishes + eat ya heart out
+ walk it off
+gaba go
+ No Broads
+no more teeth
"Yeah, + ratio"
"what the fuck is a ratio"
That " ohhh~ ohhh~" got me into the floor 💀
Ong I was waiting for someone to say something 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ong I was waiting for someone to say that 😂😂😂😂😂
Gianni's voice noticed
immediately a must-have game
KNEW IT
Uh oh... no no not now not now...
It's not Gianni. It's River Kanoff. He's the PC voice in V Rising and has a bunch of NPC credits as well.
"Ruff 'em up boys!"
*Gets instantly fucking evaporated via chair going mach 5*
NAH💀💀💀💀
nah bruh this needs more comments lmao
*life span gets ruffed up*
That first Goon will never see the sight of lasagna again 😢
I'm pretty sure he's dead on the spot from that collision with chair and wall
Bro got hit so hard he forgot how to exist
First goon hit the wall but got up after. He's the same as the "third" goon. The one shafted into the fridge
@@TheKikolitoyeah, but where’s the lasagna?
*goon*
Ain't no way dude just threw him inside the freezer like that
Why every New Blood game has to be such a masterpiece
What are their other top games? I know ultrakill for one
@@jishan6992 unholy trinty
@@jishan6992 dusk is also pretty good
Now those goons will think twice before gooning on this side of town again
uhhh.... you may want to check defination of goon lmao
@@ege8240 im gonna goon you
@@ege8240 he used this word on purpose
Bro?
Me gooning with the boys
"ROUGH EM' UP BOYS!" *proceeds to get a comicaally large spoonful of CHAIR*
i hella loved that
you new generation kids are weirdos.
That last thrown was Personal. Bro braked his eggs 😂
Girls: He's probably cheating on me!
Me and the boys after 1 argument:
NOOOOO MR JOE ROGAN WATCH OUT WITH THAT WINDOW
JOE ROGAN 💀
"Ruff em' up boys!"
The chair going the speed of light towards his cranium
Bro violated that guy threw em into the fridge ☠️
I love this historically accurate game
Imagine getting your ass kicked, throen into your fridge, and the dude who kicked your ass decided to eat your food.
He also threw a frying pan at his nuts
How big is that fridge? You could fit like five dudes in those.
Lol glad I'm not the only one who noticed
Ikr its massive
@@mid1429i WISH thats what she said 😢
@@thiagoleonardo2484but she didn't instead she said
"Hey do we even have a fridge? I'm having a hard time trying to see it"
@@user-by1wg3xt1ihey it's a perfectly average sized fridge with a great personality
That guy you threw out the windoe looked like mussolini 😂
That fridge is a whole 2,400/month New York studio apartment
Between this and Gloomwood, y'all got me hyped in a way Triple A hasn't managed in a decade
U forgor ultrkil....
And ultrakill. And dusk.
I don't know why people loves Triple As so much when the funniest games are either indie or in beetwen (don't know If wheres a term for that, but games that are not triple A but also not Indie?).
@@guilhermeborbabrito3664 I don't even know what "triple A" is supposed to mean
@@thesurvivor6430games made by big studios, like Bethesda or EA, just any largely successful company with a large backing, it’s expected that they are the highest quality games thus the were named triple A games but as we’ve seen the usually suck nowadays
Is that Gianni matragrano's voice?
yup!
@@szkraft220 nice!
Gianni is the voice of new blood
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He’a been real active lately ever since the angel disappeared
I always enjoy it when games take a complete different approach on how they look. Looks awesome, it really radiates a certain vibe.
Bro threw the pan at his nuts that’s bananas 💀😭
Why is nobody talking about? That He threw the frying pan at his nuts.😂😂
Forget that! Why is the refrigerator big enough to fit an entire body on the bottom shelf with room to spare?!
@@ViperthesamuraiExactly for situations like that
Felt that one
@@Iforgothowtoforget mans thought ahead 😂
“ROUGH ‘EM UP BOYS!” *gets chair thrown at face*
they didnt specify who the boys was
“Ruff ‘em up boys!”
Gets chaired
"why i oughta..." ahh game
This game is like Kazuya and Paper Mario had a child.
Yakuza?
Kitchen basicly has a whole kind of weapons you need in this fight
That first guy entered lightspeed through that wall 😂
The inside of the fridge was very deceiving for him to throw a person in there like that 😂
"Now selling the ultra deep deep DEEP refrigerator!"
When you picked the guy up and he went "oh, oh" I thought it was really funny
When I saw the chair get chucked at someone, I was dying!
i think im like the only person that recignised that the jug made the same noise as lethal company
That frying pan hit the worst spot possible
I felt that
I was looking for this comment. 😂😂
Bro got hit in the nuts with a frying pan after being smacked in the face by it and thrown into a wall 😂
Gianni is recognizable from anything
Bro took it personal with that pan throw right between the legs
Never seen such a unique art style on a game, looks incredible.
all i can hear is doom music played by 1920s piano
Nah
I Wish I could Imagine that
I half expect the goons to scream "it's the bat!"
After replaying arkham .....I'm like now I know why nobody likes this guy the ass whooping kinda look on par to this
This feels like a 2D version of Blade and Sorcery, looks sick
I’m absolutely ecstatic about the level of goons in here. I’m glad to see gooner representation while I’m playing fallen aces
360 roundhouse kick is crazy
“Why I outta” ah game 💀
""Why I outta" ah"
In 2012, some scientists mashed togheter some gold ions in like this giant machine, producing the highest man-made temperature on Earth at 7.2 trillion degrees. 250 thousand times hotter than the temperature at the core of the Sun, and that pales in comparison to the amount of hatred that I have towards you right now.
Absolutely love the art style, this is the first time I've encountered this game.
Me fighting off the IRS (I told them I wouldn’t pay my taxes no matter what)
That poor last fella, he'll never have children
Balls?
G O N E.
Bro got that SSadistic combo
Nah he got the SSShitstorm combo
If this becomes available on both Playstation, Xbox, PC and Nintendo... TAKE MY MONEY!
that pan into the balls was personal
GOONS?
It's a term for a bad guy, a grunt, etc
we gooning with this one
I’m gonna choose to believe this is satire
*goons furiously*
Brain rot
This feels like a DOOM mod, its beautiful
Yo crazy artstyle, didnt thought it would look so good on gameplay
that’s one massive ass fridge 💀
Bro really had to give'em Rapunzel treatment.
"Not bad"
I just love newblood’s “doom clone” style so much, makes a nerd like me smile more than a grammatical error
even the sandwich is so scared it fly right into his mouth without him picking it up.
“I wonder if there’s any food left” *throws body in the refrigerator* “ah.. that’s better.”
this looks like too much fun, imma get addicted to that gane realll fast honestly
“ROUGH EM UP BOYS” processes to get hit by a chair and no clip through the wall
Gianni my beloved
yakuza 9 trailer looking a bit different
Holy shit the turn around into a kick was epic as hell
yall know how to promote your games, you make GOOD shorts, im always happy to watch them
"ROUGH EM UP BOYS"
*gets absolutely sent into a second dimension by a chair*
That round house kick had me SCREAMIN!
John roblox when he got intruders inside his home
Bro got domed by a chair.💀
The guy who got yeated out the window was an absolute jump scare
That "come here" was a little more personal than it should have been
That sound of pickuping glass: Look, someone's behind you!
"ROUGH EM UP BOYS!"
*Not even ten seconds later, gets thrown out of the fucking window*
Imagine tryin to punch someone and they parry you with a frying pan, that's the day you might learn true fear
What in the crazy world of fridge is that big fridge?!
Shut up and take my money.
You're telling me I get to fuck up LITERAL GOONS with literally any object in the nearby vicinity?
When my wife in the 50s didnt make dinner properly
Drake fighting over the last minor:
New Blood: *I am hungry for humans 🍖*
Him after completely destroying them “wonder if there’s any food left, hmm, not bad”
I've never seen a game with this art style and I love it
When you're so full from kicking ass you decide to leave some for later
I know wacka would go crazy if he played this. He'd be screaming YEEE YEEEE. 😂
Thats one big ass fridge
“Rough ‘im up, boys”
Sounds like Joe Swanson from Family Guy! 🤣
The absolute killing FORCE behind the first chair is hysterical
That frying pan throw in balls was personal
That kick at that window was personal 💀
"Rug em up boys!"
**Player does chair attack. Its super effective!**
That skillet throw was personal.
This has that sertant kind of style that sticks out and adds a flavor of uniqueness that factory produced games just dont provide
Aye we need more games like this. The art style and the feel of the game transcends the genre it's a parody of.
Picking a guy up and punching him trough a windwo is just brutal😂
Throwing the guy in the fridge looked like an optical illusion, that made my brain wig out for a sec.