The TermiNOTors - Grading Every Faction's Terminators

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  • @thepoorhammerpodcast
    @thepoorhammerpodcast  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +502

    For those who stick around for the credits, do you like the new setup? The effect is cool, but we were concerned people may not like it. Also, when we hit 98-99k subs I'll post the Q&A community post for people to toss questions in and vote for ones they want to see answered. So look for that sometime soon!
    Also for those wondering, no we didn't know Auspex would cover the exact same topic on the exact same day. It was bound to happen eventually and with Auspex's upload rate it's bound to happen again. His video was cool too though, go check it out.

    • @humiekitten7818
      @humiekitten7818 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Great minds think alike lol

    • @auspextactics
      @auspextactics 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Great video guys, yeah with the amount of every X in 40K videos we both do it was bound to happen eventually :D

    • @ts.butch.69
      @ts.butch.69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I don't know if y'all know each other, but an Auspex/Poorhammer collab would be neat

    • @hirostroud
      @hirostroud 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd say tone down the vcr wibbles, they're a bit strong, but otherwise looks cool

    • @labancz8038
      @labancz8038 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alright, you convinced me. I hatefukked the subscribe button.

  • @SockimusPrime
    @SockimusPrime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +825

    Eric is that teacher who absolutely refuses to deviate from the grading rubric. You find a different way of presenting the solution and he’ll dock you marks just for making him have to think it over.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah because that's extra work nobody wants to fucking do.
      "Oh I found a new method" shut the fuck up you just gave both of us two more hours of this shit. You need to explain the method and I need to compare it, and that was _entirely_ avoidable had you _just used the_ *Throne-damned* _GIVEN METHOD._

    • @sam3drinks
      @sam3drinks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What about: which primarch stat lines would have the best chance against Superman
      Love your show

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@sam3drinks Magnus, and it’s not even close.
      Superman is weak to magic (IE he gets affected the same way a normal person would), and so Magnus just turns him inside out.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mattiismouse1086 yes. But against Magnus (who is immaterial and therefore can’t really die), it’s a toss up.

    • @Halo2Jackel
      @Halo2Jackel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LordCrate-du8zmdepends which Superman

  • @Fell-Handed_Bjorn
    @Fell-Handed_Bjorn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +742

    Bricky out here expanding his forehead ripping out hair trying to get them to shill the merch.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Holy shit a fellow dreadnought. How's the sarcophagus been treating you, bro?

    • @Echo_Underscore
      @Echo_Underscore 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Greetings, dreadnoughts of the lake 🫡

    • @hardcorelace7565
      @hardcorelace7565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@ManwithaCator "gus"

  • @AAw3s0m3
    @AAw3s0m3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    Brad and Eric: "Tau are the ripoff."
    Berellio: "Nah, they're the upgrade!"

  • @LadyMikoEN
    @LadyMikoEN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    Alright, now we need a “Every Army’s Warglaive” just so the Knights can feel happy for once.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah, let's let the knights have something for once

    • @maelwys5432
      @maelwys5432 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd like to see this, haha

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd love to see my boys and girls in steel get some over

    • @the_king_of_kings_3413
      @the_king_of_kings_3413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Every armies mech.

  • @MalcadorTheSigilite
    @MalcadorTheSigilite 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1389

    Auspex and poorhammer lol

    • @FirstLegion123
      @FirstLegion123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      Auspex beat them by 5 hours 😂

    • @ger5956
      @ger5956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I just noticed that 😂

    • @behemoth9543
      @behemoth9543 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

      Considering both their release schedules, I would assume Auspex started making that video yesterday and Poorhammer had it planned for weeks already

    • @FirstLegion123
      @FirstLegion123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Yea probably, these guys also have day jobs, Auspex does not.

    • @tylerholmes2727
      @tylerholmes2727 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's like they didn't unofficial collaboration lol 🤣

  • @461Dragonman
    @461Dragonman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    "Wraithblades, don't have an invulnerable."
    On screen: "Forceshield: Bearer has a 4+ Invulnerable Save"

    • @tankmlee
      @tankmlee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the tau got an A+ why are yiu complaining

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@tankmlee idk wtf T'au getting an A+ has to do with them getting a completely different datasheet in another faction wrong.

    • @internetartpaints3465
      @internetartpaints3465 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@461DragonmanI think they’re calling you a weeb? Maybe?

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@internetartpaints3465 idk man I don't even like Eldar, I just wanted to point out they missed the wargear.

    • @robbiepeacocke2465
      @robbiepeacocke2465 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They mentioned the invuln at 24:01 🙂

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Eric seething over the superiority of Allarus

  • @jukehero461
    @jukehero461 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Brad - 'The worst fate, having to play with Old World players!'
    Me, with my dwarven gunline - 'That's going in the Book.' *scribbles*

    • @MasculineSkeleton
      @MasculineSkeleton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me with my chariot legions: Gonna put so many curses on them for that...

    • @diestormlie
      @diestormlie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you considered using that book for something useful? Like using the pages for making cartridges?

    • @carlost856
      @carlost856 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@diestormliescribbles furiously.

  • @aidxenostar9139
    @aidxenostar9139 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +446

    Berillio on tau’s side giving us an A+ is great

    • @MatchaMakesThings
      @MatchaMakesThings 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I thought it was an error!

    • @thomasfox0
      @thomasfox0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I mean Tau melee is just shooting at point blank

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He is your FNP 😊

    • @tristanemery8748
      @tristanemery8748 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean, they could have just gone with kroot rampagers instead, but idk

  • @Hydus
    @Hydus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    I like how the Tau actually got an A+ by editing mistake

    • @MatchaMakesThings
      @MatchaMakesThings 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      yes yes... a "mistake"

    • @waltereadie3620
      @waltereadie3620 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      The Water Caste infiltrated the editing process and helped the Poorhammer boys see the way

    • @titansquirrel4408
      @titansquirrel4408 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It counts!

  • @UmbraPsi
    @UmbraPsi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    Eric is always so down on custodes, and the fact that hes a GK player makes it so much better because GK and 'stodes are always at odds with each other lmao
    Just face it Eric, your grey knights just dont have the luster that stodes do! All that glitters may not be gold, but sometimes its fucking Auramite!

    • @Argorok87
      @Argorok87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Eric: "It's so strong it becomes something else."
      My brother in the Emperor, it has Terminator in it's name. Brad shouldn't have relented for that A-.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Argorok87 ^This. "So strong it became something else" is just nonsense. The Custodes Terminators completed their assignment. It's unreasonable to punish them for going above and beyond the call of duty. That's the kind of thing that makes students decide to stop trying and just work to rule. And no one wants that.

    • @belgerod
      @belgerod 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I came here to say this.

    • @Sha_Bingus
      @Sha_Bingus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Argorok87 > Poorhammer
      > actually saying something that isn't retarded

    • @craggylotus
      @craggylotus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he argued for Custodes getting A- so had to accept his own Terminators only getting a B. GK Termies are Exactly Space Marine Terminators.

  • @YaGirlGumption
    @YaGirlGumption 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Blud is trying to justify Custodes losing points for having too many HP. That's dumb as hell. "You're doing your job too well, we have docked you points"

    • @wherebethecrack
      @wherebethecrack 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s a Grey Knights player, what do you expect?

  • @BR-bn1mz
    @BR-bn1mz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Fun Fact: in an interview on Jordan Sorcery, a game dev literally said that they try not to give everyone the same things so they can feel more unique (probably why Guard don’t have modern jetpacks and SMs don’t get jet bikes in 40k), and the wraiths were literally stated to be the Aeldari equivalent of Terminators

    • @Spaced92
      @Spaced92 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Meanwhile, SM get super specialised units and hover tanks. Elves in disguise.

  • @magnus0017
    @magnus0017 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I feel like, based on what i know about 10th, you should do an episode on tank killers. Ostensibly, because i think trying to show off each faction's way to deal with an opponent would be interesting. But actually, because i want to listen to Eric be disappointed in his Grey Knights more.

  • @joelkurowski7129
    @joelkurowski7129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    Did Berillio make the awesome intro animations for each faction logo? They're beautiful.

    • @wandering.albatross
      @wandering.albatross 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Fr Fr. Looks amazing

    • @thepoorhammerpodcast
      @thepoorhammerpodcast  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Yes, he saw The Command Phase's visuals for factions on one of their episodes, got jealous, and spent the next 2 days watching tutorials and whipping those up. Shout out to The Command Phase for the extremely cool visual flair.

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Except there wasn’t a Votann one.
      0/10 grudgeworthy content

    • @thepoorhammerpodcast
      @thepoorhammerpodcast  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      @@reginlief1 Thank you, more ammo to not give him his one meal a day.

    • @joelkurowski7129
      @joelkurowski7129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@thepoorhammerpodcast he's still poor? I figured he'd be a 'Brazillionaire' by now. :D

  • @jcmsaucey6555
    @jcmsaucey6555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Allarus Custodians are just the terminator version of the Custodes statline, whereas Paragon Warsuits are double the battleline infantry's toughness, quadruple the wounds, faster instead of slower, don't have deep strike, and are vehicles. All the issues Eric had with Allarus Custodians are even more egregious with the Warsuits, plus some more.
    Great episode though, can't wait for next week :)

  • @AidansBoyz
    @AidansBoyz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    I clicked the Auspex video thinking it would be this and then was pleasantly surprised to see this uploaded

  • @Warhammer3025
    @Warhammer3025 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    "Every faction's Hive Tyrant"
    End Imperio-centrism! :D

    • @Alpha-zb8sp
      @Alpha-zb8sp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Space marines are getting automatic A+ for everything, this is nepotism as it’s most obvious!

    • @Alpha-zb8sp
      @Alpha-zb8sp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maybe gaunt too

    • @dizzycriminal
      @dizzycriminal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      "Every Factions Distraction Carnifex" would make a solid discussion

    • @dragonqueenniisan4122
      @dragonqueenniisan4122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dizzycriminal GSC has to be the Rockgrinder or Patriarch. Love my cult dad, but he gets so much target for basically no reason on the table.

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dragonqueenniisan4122 He's big and scary I don't care if he's good

  • @philiphamel8504
    @philiphamel8504 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    Last time i was this early, the two missing Primarchs were still here.

    • @pancakemogul
      @pancakemogul 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Please tell me more about them.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@pancakemogul yes Interrogator-Chaplain, this comment right here.

    • @Atiredproblem
      @Atiredproblem 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It sure is odd that we can count to 20 using only 18 numbers.

  • @McZippyMedia
    @McZippyMedia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    About GK terminators, the spacer trick does work. You will have to shave down the spacers a bit for proper posing, and to avoid having a wasp waist, but even a thin spacer makes a lot of difference.
    Also, if you are doing this you will have to add spacers between the torso and the arms as well to broaden them out a bit in order to keep their proportions. The best way to do this is to get a sprue frame and slice a THIN piece out and stick it between the arms and the torso. You won't need much and any more than 1mm will be too much, but it will make the terminators look very good.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very good advice bro

    • @speaktome4778
      @speaktome4778 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah it's fairly popular amongst the GK community. I was kind of surprised that Eric hadn't heard of it before.

    • @claytonmccune507
      @claytonmccune507 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can even use like 1 or 2mm plasticard and give oldmarine termies “shoes” which bumps up their height that slight amount

  • @Dramatic_Gaming
    @Dramatic_Gaming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Knights are that one meme of Sheen constantly bringing Ultralord for show and tell.

    • @Kcitz_
      @Kcitz_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of these days the Armigers are gonna work

  • @knightofthefallen7416
    @knightofthefallen7416 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    I love that Birillio (sorry can't spell) accidently gave Tau an A+ instead of a C+.

    • @chadnine3432
      @chadnine3432 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A few mistakes like that in there.

    • @BeckettBaladas
      @BeckettBaladas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      yeah, "accidentally" xD

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There are no accidents

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@murphy7801 I was actually the only kid in my family who wasn’t an accident, which is unfortunate because I can’t make that self deprecating joke

  • @VictorHoyseth
    @VictorHoyseth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I’m already mad about custodes getting the A- because it’s too good. Good video boys

  • @starsidescav9487
    @starsidescav9487 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Damn giving Tau an A+ how generous!

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    I'd love to see you do "every faction's Primaris lieutenant"

    • @calebkooy2241
      @calebkooy2241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That would be hilarious

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hour long just to cover the _actual_ Primaris lieutenants...

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It would be outdated in half a year when they introduce a new Lieutenant

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Every faction's Sturmtiger equivalent

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Calvin_Coolage Ah, but would it be _another faction's_ lieutenant? I didn't think so.

  • @TheConchNorris
    @TheConchNorris 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    For the Votann Hearthguard, you CAN get both an invuln and deep strike! Attatched characters also come with a crest wargear option, and you'll pretty much always attatch a character to Hearthguard to get their bodyguard ability. An attatched Kahl can give the entire unit a 5+ invuln (or deep strike, but you get that from the squad leader anyway), or an attatched Einhyr Champ can get the same crest option (personal invul or deep strike).

    • @WarewolfSonic
      @WarewolfSonic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The fact we have to say "No no, our captain let's the termies get an invul" makes me so sad. Our factions thing is supposed to be slow and tough, but not having a standard invul and trading a wound for a toughness (definitely a downgrade) on our beefiest toughest infantry is borderline pathetic.

    • @TheConchNorris
      @TheConchNorris 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WarewolfSonic I miss 9th. :c

  • @anophelesnow3957
    @anophelesnow3957 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Meganobz are such Orky fun. Imagining some Mekboy in times past checking out Terminators and furiously taking notes. Then giving his boyz a cooler and sillier name. Good work, Orks.

  • @tjv2446
    @tjv2446 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You said C+ but gave my T'au boys an A+ in the video. Can't take it back now - now you have to do an "Every factions Crisis Battle Suits" episode (which means we'll finally see Centurions in a faction comparison).

  • @598019001
    @598019001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Omg, I never noticed that the grey knight models have NO stomach, It goes from Chest straight to groin! I can't unsee this, It looks so wrong!

  • @MichaelJ.Caboose-u5w
    @MichaelJ.Caboose-u5w 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Allarus Custodians gotta be an A+, absolutely cool fucking model

  • @ShiroShouten
    @ShiroShouten 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Wraithblades I was happy to see, they do really need their Spiritseer leader with them, gives them +1 to hit so hitting on 3s plus Lethal Hits

  • @thrango2379
    @thrango2379 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "oh Custodes have 2 more toughness and 1 more wound, you did too good at the assignment." Man, teachers really are arbitrary.

  • @BL_Lusha
    @BL_Lusha 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I feel like Eric was wayyyy too pedantic for Custodes Terminator. A-? Really? For being 'too good at terminator'? And you give the Exalted 8 bound who are way different *also* an A-. Or fuck, the Sisters Paragon Warsuit which just also does 'better' terminator.

  • @shadwkeepr9107
    @shadwkeepr9107 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Berellio's editing gets an A+ Keep up the great work!

  • @darthnox8286
    @darthnox8286 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Eric really looked at a unit with "Terminator" in its name, has the exact stats expected of a Terminator, and is literally just a Terminator, but because it's a Golden Boy he gets pissy.

  • @MrShukaku1991
    @MrShukaku1991 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I almost want to offer up Killa Kanz as the Ork terminator. They have 2 wounds too many, one less save, but they have an invuln while still being mostly right for move, toughness, shooting and melee.

  • @magostarmus3705
    @magostarmus3705 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    To grade Necrons' Terminators, you'd have to grade most of their mini range 😂

    • @craggylotus
      @craggylotus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I see what you did there, nice.

    • @Jfk2Mr
      @Jfk2Mr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't worry, they'll be back

  • @lobo2367
    @lobo2367 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Deep striking is important for terminators." ... First entry is admech Breachers -_-

    • @joshwright7229
      @joshwright7229 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And then proceed to say "deppstrike is just a bonus" for like 4 factions after that.

  • @jackdelacamp6533
    @jackdelacamp6533 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Custodes are space marines but better they are perfect in every way for it if they were T5 and 3. Wounds that would be worse than a custodes guard squad so t7 And 4 wounds is 1 extra than a custodes guard squad but tougher. And all custodes have 3 wounds and t6

  • @titansquirrel4408
    @titansquirrel4408 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like the homework should have been: to be a Terminator, you need +1 toughness, +1 wound, +1 to save and -1-2" move. That wouldve solved the allarus question imo

  • @colonelherpderp1824
    @colonelherpderp1824 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    First time seeing a video so soon after posting. Finally TH-cam actually showing me new content from my subscriptions in recommended!

  • @sethcarcare7467
    @sethcarcare7467 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    To defend the A- for Votann, if they are lead by a kahl with a rampart crest the whole unit gets a 5+ invuln and then the squad themselves get to take the teleport crest checking both boxes but maybe the fact that you need a character to become terminators docks them points too. Great video!

  • @KrakDuk
    @KrakDuk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The guard’s terminator armor is their giant balls of steel

  • @holokom3330
    @holokom3330 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    For Wraithblades I feel like you need to look at the Spirit Seer - Nobody would ever run them without - In lore or on the table. That way they get Regen and Hitting on 3+ - Also since they are Eldar Infantry they got more movement shenanigans than any other faction, so I feel like Deepstrike would be overkill.

  • @whippetdoge
    @whippetdoge 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hi Brad and Eric, have been listening to you guys a lot on Spotify and out of all the episodes you upload my favourite ones by far are the ranking/ homework assignment episodes like this one. Hope there are more to come in the future and keep up the good work

  • @CirclMastr
    @CirclMastr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I defy you to come up with a "Grading Every Faction's _____" that you can give both Knights and AdMech an A on.

    • @nobodyimportant5417
      @nobodyimportant5417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Most metallic"

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every faction's AT-ST, get them chicken walkers and warglaives in here

  • @ThatCrazyWizard
    @ThatCrazyWizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    35:38 You can hear Eric's defeat. He tried to hide it, but I heard it. James Workshop, give the man his Thunder hammers back

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Entertaining from start to finish, as usual! But holy moly, good to know you are NOT teachers... some aweful grading inconsistencies there. As a student I would be furious once again!
    Also: Berilio is just knocking it out of the park! Those faction intros are sweet, and that summary at the end... *chef kiss* so good!

  • @definitelynotlazav
    @definitelynotlazav 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As soon as this video popped into my feed, I knew it was gonna be the day where my darling aberrants were going to get their day in the grading pile. Honestly shocked they shook out so well!

  • @erikm6941
    @erikm6941 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bricky yelling at us to buy merch was GOLD!! Watched it a few times and I'm still laughing
    "YOU'LL GET SEX WITH THIS MERCH!" 😂😂

  • @BrysonLeigh
    @BrysonLeigh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The "Space Wolf Terminator" comment on Bloodcrushers destroyed me! 😂

  • @asgerlakkenborg2435
    @asgerlakkenborg2435 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For what it's worth, CSM has a secondary option (albeit not necessarily A+ material) that they could've turned in, instead of copying loyalist homework.
    Possessed. They're huge, chunky, similar base size, 3 wounds, and slap in melee (although mainly due to Dark Pacts and dev wounds). They can't shoot, have too high toughness and speed, and worse save, but that's about where the differences end.
    A third, and significantly shootier option, would be obliterators.

  • @danielmartens6369
    @danielmartens6369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I thought it would be fun to do an episode on factions "Lone Ranger", a loan operative character that is some sort of blender, I'm thinking Kelermorph, Hexamark Destroyer, or Solitaire equivalent!

  • @Prince_Of_Fish
    @Prince_Of_Fish 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ive been waiting for this one for a while.
    Every Factions Librarian next please.
    i want TSons to get an A+ and to highlight how Dark Eldar need something like an Etherial where they have a Homonculus who can weave waves of pain or something.

  • @metnah1
    @metnah1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nice to see the t'-au taking an A+

  • @rickkcir2151
    @rickkcir2151 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Damn, no Death Wing Knights? Have Dark Angels not suffered enough?

  • @thecourier2956
    @thecourier2956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Even tho the vidoe has been relised a minute ago, i can assure you ive watched it all and i assure you that its top notch Poorhammer content

  • @xenonhhd8383
    @xenonhhd8383 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The editing this episode is gloriously done!

  • @bigterry5005
    @bigterry5005 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Shoutout to barellio for those sick army icon vignettes very well done

  • @Bob-Dole-Hole
    @Bob-Dole-Hole 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Chasing the auspex video with this one is nice

  • @amycox7508
    @amycox7508 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Votann player I feel like Hearthguard should go down a step because 2 wound’s really sucks. There are way more 2 wound weapons than 3 wound weapons, so having a model eat 2 attacks instead of having 2 models dead makes a huge difference.

  • @specs.weedle
    @specs.weedle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Episode idea: Grading Every Faction's Leman Russ (reasonably cheap vehicle that fills the role of a main battle tank and has variable primary and secondary weapon options)

  • @justsomedude3762
    @justsomedude3762 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Knowing that both auspex and poorhammer recorded these episodes prior to the knowledge of each other then released it 5 hours from each other is pretty funny

  • @caladen2423
    @caladen2423 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Eric (the grey knight player) being salty at custodes for having the terminators be "too good" made my day.

  • @IsonDaya
    @IsonDaya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Bricky cut-in is great.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Poor Knights, they can't catch a break here lol.

  • @Diseptibots
    @Diseptibots 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    33:58 yes tau got A+

  • @jamesn2830
    @jamesn2830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ah yes, sleeveless 8 bound is just plain silly but the thousand sons walking around with a giant sphynx/cobra thing on their head is both sensible and cool 👍🏻😂

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean yeah, I can get sleeveless angry jocks at any gym, it takes dedication and skill to not break your neck holding up those giant hats

  • @garethlamb6923
    @garethlamb6923 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would almost have put forwards wraiths for the necrons. Have one more wound and toughness, and move too fast, but they have the invuln and they have shooting that wasn’t worth it until the wargear was free.
    Likewise, Ophidians nail the toughness, wounds and deepstrike, but are too fast with a worse save.

  • @educatedlaziness3268
    @educatedlaziness3268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got into a warhammer store a few days ago and i was actually tempted to get some Paragon Warsuits or maybe the Nundam herself, but i instead bought a second set of Kataphrons for my Mechanicus army

  • @tiredtortoise3396
    @tiredtortoise3396 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My World Eaters friend is longing for the day that 40k World Eaters get the Red Butchers. They are such a neat concept. Heck, I would like to see a Blood Angels version for Death Company.

    • @woahhbro2906
      @woahhbro2906 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My theory is GW doesn't want to make them for 40k, because Eightbound but will probably cave to the overwhelming push from the community. Our Terminators don't even have a leader and are trash. Drop them for Red Butchers. But at the same time, I don't know how much different they could be from Eightbound, gameplay-wise. I see Juggernaut Cavalry and Berzerker Surgeons coming out before Red Butchers, in my opinion. Who knows though? Maybe all 3 will drop.

    • @tiredtortoise3396
      @tiredtortoise3396 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@woahhbro2906 True, there are only so many ways you can do 'melee killy marine elite'. Personally, I think the solution would be to change Eightbound to better reflect the daemon-side - reduce their durability but lean more into the fun mobility options. Then Red Butchers could be the tankier but slower lot.

    • @woahhbro2906
      @woahhbro2906 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tiredtortoise3396 Agreed. The two different Eightbound/Exalted units are too similar and look too similar as well. I'd say keep the Exalted Eightbound for anti-tank targets and drop regular Eightbound and replace them with Red Butchers who kill infantry (essentially what regular Eightbound do now)

  • @mochatoast887
    @mochatoast887 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how each faction is talked about like an acutaky student. I think it adds so much more character to the factions.

  • @matel4692
    @matel4692 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Nice Auspex collab, lol

  • @Daemonik
    @Daemonik 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wraithblades also get bonus durability - stick a spiritseer with them and watch them get back up again once you manage to knock 'em down 😊

  • @Bob_cheese-22
    @Bob_cheese-22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the video we all needed. Thank you for this amazing video. Keep up the good work! 👍

  • @AGuyOnline-rp5we
    @AGuyOnline-rp5we 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

  • @Illindi
    @Illindi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just have to say, the notebook with inking and the grades, beautiful, just beautiful. Classy way for the wrap up of the show.

  • @canceledlogic7656
    @canceledlogic7656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This series is a neat way of showing the math and such underneath the skins: how despite the aesthetic differences many units are kind of the same unit for game purposes across factions

  • @sambojinbojin-sam6550
    @sambojinbojin-sam6550 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thousand Sons have normal terminators (Scarabs), small terminators (Rubrics), fast melee terminators (spawn), and giant terminators (vortex beasts). We've earned that A+

  • @caboose759
    @caboose759 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Just got done listening to the audio twice.
    Now it's time to listen again on the TV

  • @B00Radl33
    @B00Radl33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven't played in years. I watched this entire video because
    1- it was well made and a lot of fun.
    2- I wanted to know how Thousand Son Terminators compared to normal space Marines. I was also excited to learn about Grey Knights... Although they really need those hammers.

  • @Et_Exterminatus
    @Et_Exterminatus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Bricky doing the advertisement. He must have had a lot of fun with that one.

  • @alBoomer19
    @alBoomer19 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love to see every new episode drop. Keep up the good content!

  • @TheBobWizard
    @TheBobWizard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Next episode should be a tier list of Poorhammer podcasts episodes

  • @GeneralJerrard101
    @GeneralJerrard101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wow, I know some TH-cam channels change the thumbnail after posting, but it has only been five hours. I guess it was a good change since the old thumbnail made me think this was an auspex tactics video. How silly.

  • @zelculothesquid8201
    @zelculothesquid8201 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly the funny thing with necrons is that I think in lore lychguards are probably bigger than terminators in every dimension, but the nature of the necrons is such that you don't really seem notably large unless you go out of your way to become a massive abomination suited only for battle. The one exception to this is Vargard Obyron, who is consistently described as an absolute unit even by the standards of other necrons. This is actually why they had to make him legends, he was intimidating the other units.

  • @patchcoatgrey3434
    @patchcoatgrey3434 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "So they spent all night with the paper mache working on this!" 🤣

  • @AWPtical800
    @AWPtical800 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Problem with the T'au Crisis suits is that this was recorded before GW broke up the datasheet into various weapon loadouts. Stats didn't change, but the abilities and wargear options did (RIP cyclic ion blaster and shield generator on flamers)

  • @tylerchadwell1267
    @tylerchadwell1267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shout out to whoever did the thumbnail. Allarus terminators are indeed very "tought"
    Seriously though, another good episode

  • @InvinciblKillerQueen
    @InvinciblKillerQueen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Appreciate the aberrant love, their model got me into GSC

  • @DJ-LAZ
    @DJ-LAZ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ANOTHER POORHAMMER UPLOAD RAHHHH

  • @legatetheanime9827
    @legatetheanime9827 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You should do every faction’s Sturmtiger

  • @HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin
    @HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    after making it through an hour of your content i did double check at myself being a subscriber, just to make sure i still had reasons to doubt myself

  • @thatziggy2843
    @thatziggy2843 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Always the funniest and best takes, best 40k podcast out there 💪

  • @Orpheus_Vault
    @Orpheus_Vault 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'll point out that Crisis Suits can shoot in melee, so they kinda count?

    • @Bishop5466
      @Bishop5466 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or that they can take a shield and 3 guns so I dunno why they thought it made their shooting terrible

  • @davidspumpkins686
    @davidspumpkins686 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Screw breaking bad. Breaking Eric is my new favorite thing to watch. Thank you Brad!

  • @TacDonut
    @TacDonut 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmao Bricky merch dropping at the end killed me 😂

  • @charybdis1618033
    @charybdis1618033 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should do one where someone who isn't a Space Marine gets an auto-pass. Maybe a caltrop unit? Like the cannon fodder one, but more focused on "My purpose in life is to get underfoot." The Nurgling would be the shoo-in for that one.

  • @7hird3ye
    @7hird3ye 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1 in the morning in aus. Just got my new Tau codex and Kroot army. And then this video...hell yes