Haaland Is NOT Human (but his one flaw could ruin his career)
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How good was Haaland actually? #GOAT
New video about one of the most talked about players we've seen over the 2020's in football. In this episode we take on Haaland who played for Man City, Dortmund and Red Bull Salzbrug for most of his career.
00:00 What is happening with Haaland?!
1:20 A really bad take... i mean it
3:27 Absurd records I can't wrap my mind around
5:25 He's been breaking records since he was a baby
8:16 How Mino Raiola and Alf Inge created a monster
13:00 What is Haaland flaw? - กีฬา
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His size could cause him injury problems, however it could also help him age better. Look at other big strikers like zlatan. Dzeko who have continued scoring goals well into their 30s
true, getting slower from aging is not that bad if you are tall and can still act as a target man
@@JPIQQG not true
@@lexkanyima2195 🤡
@@JPIQQG you cannot slowing down if you can take care of your self
@@lexkanyima2195 _You clearly never kicked a ball and base your entire football knowledge on FIFA._
In reality he’s just an overall good athlete born with the perfect height & build. His speed comes from track and field. Mix all that with the kids hard work & you get a monster! His dribbling is definitely improving as well so he’s just going to get better! Amazing how we got front row seats to the next best.
He is a total package as a striker, he is like Lukaku
@CoreyMakesVids 😄
He’s much more than just a great athlete that can finish, his IQ for the game is incredibly high…
His off the ball skills are the best in the world rn, it’s why he’s so effective, matched with his size, strength, and speed…
Especially as a striker…
He’s a special kind of different.
Also, idk if you watched him when he first started but he’s always been great at dribbling the ball on the counter break aways…
He’s been doing what he’s doing now since day 1, he’s just on better team now…
Don't forget that he knows how to position himself and scoring through weird position. Relentless chasing the ball until it end
@@lexkanyima2195 Lukaku? 🤣 You joking right 🤡
Whatever Haaland touches turns into goals
King Midas
Your pfp is my wallpaper lmao goat reus
Whatever my uncle touches turns into a crime
@@wallahuwhite Did he touch you?
@@wallahuwhite _thanks for the vital information. We will do our best_
Its not even the goals he scores, its his movements inside the box, its a wonder if everyone in the City team doesn't have an assist to him. He's bloody relentless, and i would be surprised if he isnt on for a hattrick EVERY SINGLE GAME
Kevin de bruynes loving it
This man is insane they will probably win the champions league this season because of him he’s a machine
Hopefully
I haven't seen haaland scoring against actual good clubs yet. Soi'd take that back
@@theclasher1432 so bournemouth are one of the best teams in the world then if that’s your logic 🤣🤣🤣
@@theclasher1432 you cleary don’t watch football😂
@@theclasher1432 wake up from that dream then 🤣
Halaand is a player u would love to hate but he just surprises you and makes you love him. I am a Liverpool fan
I am a Manchester United fan and I just laugh every time Haaland scores. I am probably a Haaland fan also since I have watched all his games since he scored 4 goals in 17 minutes when he was 17 years old in Molde. We are watching history here.
Liverpoll suck's
@@inaasadam321 sucks*
@@inaasadam321 come back when you know how to write "liverpool" and "sucks"
@@elijahjakobsen7898 ur gay
his stats are insane right now, ive only seen his highlights and hes an incredible striker and im rn watching man city vs brighton and already 2 goals...what a beast
As a youngster my manager used to say "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". It's very true, but hopefully not the case for Haaaland (even though I'm a Gunners fan). Love watching him make defenders look like Sunday leaguers. He's a beast!
He’s so good. The only thing that can stop him is injuries. Look at Brazilian Ronaldo. So fast and quick movement changes. But those are also the thing that wore down his knees.
Hopefully Haaland can take care of his knees
healthcare is also much better compared the ronaldo fenomeno's time.
R9 was bulked up at inter too fast .. by stupid trainers.., then his tendons didn’t keep up with the extra tension / load they needed to bear at certain moments.
Yea, if the medical department does its job appropriately he'll go where Ronaldo failed, and Ronaldo was very successful as is.
@@VeteranVandal The big difference being that the Norwegian national team is way worse than the Brazilian team, meaning it's going to be way harder to win anything for his nation.
If Haaland improves his dribbling and I don't mean he needs to dribble like Messi...
but if Haaland can skip past just one player on dribbling runs his pace and power would pretty much set him up for chances.
So kinda like Mbappe but with more physical
@@abdiabdi3225 bruh mbappe is really skillful, he is pretty close to messi and neymar in terms of dribbling. If messi is 100, neymar is 99 in dribbling , mbappe is 97.
If Haaland actually improves his dribble he’s going be very deadly since he already has finishing, physicality, positioning, and also speed
Haaland scored twice today and looked fit and ready for bvb on Tuesday 22 goals and 3 assists already for Manchester City . This injury prone myth has been put to bed by him playing for Manchester City with better medical staff who will make sure he is in shape. No need to overthink this one. Haaland is here to dominate all competitions.he could sign a new contract next season. He loves the champions league he could be the missing piece to take us to glory.✅💪👍🌟🔥💥
You can tell that Guardiola is cautious with him. Haaland has been subbed off in multiple matches around the 70 minute mark when he had a chance at a hattrick. No need to invite injuries when the match is secured.
Theyre ass without KDB
Like an engine, it can explode if overheated. Haaland is one of the most explosive strikers in this era. However, he needs to be careful with the intensity of his playing style.
His playing style is to just wait for the ball in te box. Very tiring
@@theclasher1432 he probably meant the physical playing style of haaland. Haaland uses brute force to shrugg defenders rather than technique and dribbling. If he continues playing like this he might get injured.
@@theclasher1432 what meme page do you smoke?
@@theclasher1432How high are you?
As a man united fan I might not be one of his fans but l respect his craft and it would be sad if such a once in a long time player's career end because of injuries, we would all love to see how the rest of his career plays out.
u Roy Keane?
@@terjefevag2455 hahaha awesome comment
And then imagine Haaland has a son and his son is even faster and better
Bro your videos are amazing ! well documented , very nice put on words , your voice fit perfectly on these kind of videos ! You'r one if not the only one channel that i watch from start to finish without skipping anything ! Great job;) Great videos ! +1sub bro ! keep doing you !
After a game his city teammates were throwing their kits at the kit boy but Haaland walked up and handed it to him. This small gesture showed me what kind of person he is and i hope he stays fit and wins the world.
Watched plenty of Videos on him recently yours is the best!
Thanks so much man
I'm so jealous as a united fan. I love him, I can't help it.
I'm arsenal's fan, but when I first saw Haaland I thought to myself: "He must play for Man United along with van de beek". Van de Beek was still in Ajax at the time and as I remember Man United tried to buy Haaland, but he refused.
I'm missing the days United, Liverpool and Arsenal dominated Europe.
@@lalon2337 He's just so BIG🥴🤤
@@Elross_ :D
Another player took a very similar route. Ronaldo Luís Nazário De Lima moved to the Eredivisie before moving to Barca, who were not the club they became with Messi, and then making the step that defined his career, Inter.
He's scoring more goals even as I watch this
I love your channel there is a vibe that I love keep up the good work
That Rory Jennings clip is gold 😂 he's been wrong with predictions so many times and flips flops his opinions all the time
Hes almost turned green he's that jealous of city getting haaland. Surprised he didn't say Sterling would outscore him this year. I hope city win the champions league and league double and the treble would be amazing possible with haaland if he stays fit and kdb will be big big part of it too .
I so dislike Rory jennings he wines more than kloop.
@@archmetcalfe9663 tbh haaland wouldn’t be that important in a treble. with that midfield they could do it with 10 men
@@archmetcalfe9663 He has a drinking problem?
Amazing player. Said in an interview he was inspired by Michu. Would love to see a video on him
Michu is such an underrated player to be inspired by.
I think a Prime Haaland will be a better version of Prime Michu where he just bangs in goals every way possible
I absolutely love your videos man God bless you for making my Saturdays a lovely thing to wake up to
I'm a man United fan and I knew he'd be a huge success in England.
He's perfect for the league with his eye for goal, pace and power and his height.
I don't think he'll stay for good, but he's a shoe in for getting city that champions league.
As for his height being a problem... Zlatan.
Man was a machine for years and is a legend
I'm an Arsenal fan and I've never rooted for a City player until now. I hope the kid breaks all the records (and then leaves for La Liga immediately after :)
Dont get it how people could doubt this brutal force of nature... They can only be guys who never saw him play. He is the perfect striker, such an incredible combination of speed, strength and skill. Let guys like KdB feed him and its gonna be nuts. If Haaland doesnt get a major injury, he will crush the goal record into pieces.
youre doing good f..... job bro.... love youre style .....specialy kevins video thanks i didnt know his tuff story and it def insdpoired me
I really can't understand how people are unable to recognize world class talent. At the moment I saw him in Champions League (before he trasfered to Borussia), I realized he is something special. They are all admiring at his physics and that's normal, but the most important features are his maturity on the pitch and the perfect finish. Both of them are insane, especialy having in mind his age. Remember when Messi and Ronaldo were still known as just "good"? Haaland has everything needed to get on their level one day. And even beyond. I'd say he is more dominating than Mbappe.
nah i say mbappe has done more he was won a world cup scoring in important matches but i say if halaand keeps it up he’ll be the bettter player
@@fuhjrvr7474 I agree. What I'm referring is the quality. When I measure someone (and you are allowed to disagree on this one) I'm doing it based on the skills and not the achievements unless it's been a long time (because real skills will show up one way or another). Haaland didn't have the chances Mbappe had (I'm talking about the world cup) and yet he is more threatening.
same man!!! You could see gape when taking his age into consideration
@@fuhjrvr7474 As a Norwegian, Haaland shouldn't be held to the WC standard. Maybe he'll make Norway competitive but I'd bet on him never getting past the quarterfinals. If Haaland decided to play for England then you could surely say he needs that accomplishment. But imo WC wins are overrated. Messi was the goat even if France had won, and they failed to do so by the narrowest margin.
Nah … World Cup is the pinnacle.
Great content with lot of facts I didn't know about this wunderkind. Thumbs up!
Legends goes, he scored 15 times in this 15 minute video
The size to injury stats are relatively immaculate as there are significantly less players with big builds
To score 9 goals in a single match is absolutely insane. Imagine if he had Messi, xavi and iniesta in his team
he already has incredible playmakers like de bruyne,bernardo silva, cancelo etc.
@@ricewater794 You didn't ask a question... maybe you should understand english lol
@@shaybe8373 what a big fool 🤡
@@ricewater794 KDB has got to be a top 5 player in the world this season, and def top three mid, IDK what you are smoking
@@nathanjoe6655 your mom 🤡
Amazing video, great content!
Great video man. Very informative and well structured
Man that really warmed my heart, this type of video is a bit out of my comfort zone and I was afraid people would think it's messy and confusing
@@DailyDoseOfFootballYT LISTEN MATE I NEED TO SAY 1 THING IM FROM SERBIA AND HE COULDNT SCORE VS US. U KNOW WHY ALAIN SHEARER IS GOD ?? HIS NEWCASTLE GOALS COMES IN SOLID TEAM. NOT SUPERTEAM WHERE ANY PLAYER IS SUPERSTAR. EASY TO SCORE WHEN DEFENSE DONT DOUBLE OR TRIPLE TEAM U.
@@PIP...33 man you are crazy
@@josuke21 U R BLIND AND REPORTED
@@josuke21 Its ok you are blind. Show me why Cristiano Ronaldo cant dominate in Manchester now like he did in superteam Real ?? Because its easy to pile up goals when you play in superteam and nobody can double team you to leave Bale or Benzema open. Shearer 34 goals in solid Newcastle is worth 500x more than Halland 100 goals in superteam.
Great video, you should do one on Phil Foden next.
Great video man! Btw where are you from? you sound like you have a portuguese or ucranian accent
Good luck to him. Never watched his matches, never heard of him before this WC.
lets not judge him solely on his 1st season in the premiership, a true great will be doing the same things or better year after year, a bright spark is good for one or two, the future sure looks bright for the guy tho.! many great players only have one or two seasons in the premiership, then with enough video footage it becomes hella easier to play against him, times a ticking bomb and we`ll see as it goes on
As a Norwegian I must admit I'm *very* disappointed with Erling so far.
If he doesn't *get his bloody act together* he'll be entire 6 - that's six - goals short of my modest pre-season prediction of 63 goals! Ungoddamnacceptable!
I agree. Would be a travesty if he doesn't even break the 50 goal mark in the PL. Anything less than that, City should just cancel his contract. We can't have a meager 57 goals scored by our fellow viking. I thought he was here for more than to just kick ass and chew bubblegum. Shame on him.
I didn't know about his upbringing, but it brings things into perspective. Makes it all the more fascinating to watch this absolute outlier dominate the game.
He comes from a family of athletes makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Built different
He just scored 2 goals in 2 shots. Like an hour ago 😩
I just came to say he is human, was responding to the thumbnail...okay I can go now
He's the best striker he's deadly energetic and sprinter,if he's free from injury 60goals is possible
Hopefully
Logo vi que esta pronuncia tinha de ser portuguesa.
Continua com o excelente trabalho :)
Lists strikers who were world class but flopped in the premier league all 5 played for Chelsea
Wouldn't VVD be a similar case? IK he's a CB but the traits line up pretty well, and still he could be one of the greatest cb's of this generation, so maybe things aren't horrible though, like Haaland, VVD has been sidelined and is familiar with his fair share of injuries. Could you do a video about a man that most of youtube doesn't talk about, like, at all? Not a single person, outside of fifa content creators, talks about the legend and hero that Di Natale was. It wasn't long ago when people were looking upto him. Just putting it out as an idea, love the content btw.
Remember how he scored 9 against my country smh
Este inglês só pode ser português!!
Encontrei agora o canal e tenho de dizer que é uma boa ideia, continua!
Todos os tugas comentam o mesmo Lol eu tambem
Nice video, thank you!
17 goals in 11 premier league games so far...
Love how he just trolled Rory for that stupid statement
nice analysis
Dixy Dean holds the record for most ever goals in a premier league season for Everton, they have a statue of him outside Goodison park it was like 60+ goals he scored I don’t remember how many but I know it was atleast 60 maybe even early 70s
The reason that stat does not count and the video is correct is because it was not the Premier league before 1992. However, you are right that Dixie Dean holds the record for the most season goals in the English first division.
@@jakobjuul5676 Factos
@@jakobjuul5676 Then that's the record that counts.
Bro went to Man city, the most dangerous attacking & top premier league club & passes balls into the net with style and everyone out here saying he’s better than all the existing & non existing players on the planet. No disrespect to the guy, luv him.
Haaland is a machine that can succeed anywhere tbh. Never underestimate a player who works like their life depends on it
Good analysis
As a chelsea fan 2:09 is a violation 😭
Man is playing fifa career mode in real life.
It's nice to see someone call out that Rory Clown
One thing for sure, he doesn't go down easily for a pk.
Haaland is just amazing
Tuga segue forte 💪💪💪
Everything about his life is perfect his athletics speed Strength and height
i can't express any feeling towards people comparing between Haaland and Ronaldo. they both are on their own way, there can be no comparison to be made between them!
They have never won the World Cup … very much alike
Rory Jennings loves embarrassing himself! 😂
10:43 Haaland really triggered a team of stars, he really is something.
theres a reason why thiago went for the balls against haaland in the liverpool vs man city game
Maybe we should give credit to the assist he gets from his teammates like Kevin De Bruyne......
With a physique like that one should know how to use it the right way and in haaland case he mastered it perfectly
It helps being in one of the best teams the premier has seen with the best manager in the world.
Haaland is unreal but he can only scores tap ins and headers and that’s just facts
Coz that's what a striker is for? But he can also score bangers sometimes, but Pep won't allow that rn.
From Nepal 🇳🇵
Norway rising!! I guess.
Lol using Rory is awesome 🤣
well it is January and he has 21 goals...not quite 32 but still exceptional half the season left as well.
He is indeed not human, his base form is SSJ3!
He does got the eyebrows, right?
@@AlejandroCab98 obviously, make-up artists are really good these days ;)
All records will go
_Ibracadabra_ is the most impressive elite footballer where longevity is concerned. I doubt we will ever see a man that size play at the very highest level for so long.
I reckon _Haaland's_ explosiveness means he would do very well to have an elite career half as long as _Ibra's._ That said, his otherworldly hit rate and the fact he now plays for one of the most creative sides in history, featuring, among others, _KDB;_ means he will very soon own most coveted goal-scoring records. Many thought it hyperbolic the first time I mentioned it, but I feel even more certain of it now: _Barring_ a nasty injury, _Haaland_ and the new dimension he adds to _Citeh_ will see them finally win the _UCL_ this season. Further, he will help them achieve what we couldn't last term, namely the unprecedented clean-sweep, grand-slam _quadruple!_ It's almost unfair that a squad that didn't really need it now has the world's best CF in their ranks. Everyone else is now playing for runners up behind _Citeh_ in all competitions, especially with _Liverpool_ at their worst and aging out of our capability to consistently play the high-intensity football we need to win... .
1. dirty prem fan that can’t see anything but city and liverpool
2. What new dimension does haaland add. they don’t seem that much better as a team since last year, just a slightly different way of playing
There’s 3 kinds of player depending on when they achieve success and acclaim.
Those who peak Early in their career.
Those who are late bloomers
Those who plateau and stay there for many years albeit with out much fanfare.
Expect Haaland to have the first type of career, where his skill and natural ability will lead him to early success but after achieving it early his injuries will lead him to bow out much like Marco can basten
I don't think so. He's got a amazing drive to play and keep himself in top physical condition and now with a amazing team and staff around him and not needing to play every min like Kane has too for Tottenham. I believe unless someone hurts him he will have long career like cr7 or zlatan
Aguero can create as well as score goals, I'd say Aguero is the more complete player. But Haaland is built to score a LOT of goals, he is laser focused on that one thing and has this uncanny instinct to be in the right place at the right time. Basically if you can give him the service, he will score, simple as that.
Here’s some takes
Me: lol @rory
*plays Rory
Me:NOOOO
Tbf respect for his parents really had a kid and made him a football monster project
He only needs to play for 5 more seasons and his legend shall have been sealed. A top 5 best striker of all time.
I think he won't have an exceptionally long career. Something like the one Lukaku had would already be great. I know Romelu hasn't retired yet but he kinda looks like he is on his way out.
9:50 This disrespect towards Dortmund will not stand.
Haaland, the only striker in history that has been taking off multiple times after scoring 2 goals
Unfortunately he will have to consciosly decrease his performance, playing strategically to preserve himself.
Bro six years ago I dreamed of this a acutely and bow its happening 😳 DE JA VU
my stats are better.. i played 5 games, 6 assists and 2 goals in the pub league, only played striker once, and was CDM most the season
Bro is insane
He has discipline ! For this will be number 1
… so a goalkeeper?
You're EXACTLY right. Ibra has made it through. So we shall see.
Ibra wasnt the same after his injury at United, he had to go to MLS and then return as a half season wonder at Milan, now all he does is stay injured and get into fights and yes, bark all the time
@@ans7033 bro you talking like ibra ain’t 40 yet 💀
@@ans7033 He has still had a LONG fruitful career. That is what any player wishes.
Yeah saw this guy long before he joined man c , said then, he would be the best striker in prem League of he came.
60 million is absolute bargain
Brotha tás memo a viver bem porra views em alta 💯
I'll say it he will be the next big name in the game
Please Sadio Mane next
I live in Egypt and if halaand breaks that record well let’s just say it won’t end good in egypt
Ahah I'm sorry
Haaland with the mask in the thumbnail looks like bane
when score 4 goals against big team then can we say is legend. now is just good player who score against teams of down table