HiveSwap FriendSim Act 11: Mallek Adalov [NO COMMENTARY]

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  • Wait, how many piercings are there?
    So this dude and his crew drags you into their van and casually asks "sup"
    2:14 - Um, hey...
    3:02 - Hey, ASSHOLE
    YOU'RE A ROBOT???
    5:08 - I'm a robot!
    How is Mallek still convinced that you are a robot?
    10:45 - Tell him the truth
    19:21 - Keep living this lie
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  • @fruitpackette
    @fruitpackette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    there was no big yellow friendship in the opening bc mallek is our bf now sorry i dont make the rules

    • @nai9312
      @nai9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 years later i still agree with you.

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @persocomz
    @persocomz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    how to make homestucks question their sexuality: the game

    • @MiscEris
      @MiscEris  5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I just think he’s pretty

    • @iincandescentt
      @iincandescentt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm pansexual soooo, im not questioning anything 🥴😉

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he’ss cool in a platonic way

    • @heyhelloitsmilo
      @heyhelloitsmilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      homosexual activities

  • @khazel8757
    @khazel8757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "It does things to your guts. Friendship things."
    I ASSURE YOU, IT'S DOIN A LITTLE MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP THINGS FOR ME

  • @blackteabunny7317
    @blackteabunny7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Mallek: You can't what?
    MSPA: I can't swim
    Mallek: How old are you?
    MSPA: Six
    MSPA: 17:35

  • @alvarox951
    @alvarox951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    when i saw his character chard in troll call i taught "ugh, meaby is just one of those bully asholes who ditched school and like geting in fights or trouble"
    the you meet him at friendsim and you are like "holy hell, this guy is actually pretty chill and charming, hell he is reasonable and kind!"
    and then somehow malleks makes you question your sexuality

  • @jocojovo37
    @jocojovo37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love that excited wiggle of the mouse when Diemen comes up

  • @scribblescrabble9388
    @scribblescrabble9388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    i saw a man so beautiful i started crying????

  • @tangerinecceden1750
    @tangerinecceden1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    in this house we stan mallek

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *gets polypa's name tattoed on her butt*

  • @killerfox13
    @killerfox13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wow...these two were so thirsty for each other. like, IMMEDIATELY

  • @thisissomedumbshhh1790
    @thisissomedumbshhh1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Honestly, compared to all the other characters in this game, Mallek is one of the nicer dudes. Less murdery.

  • @nomihabo9752
    @nomihabo9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Damn I'm just now thinking abt how MSPAR has worn Malleks hoodie ever since this volume till the very end of pesterquest, changing every now and then but always coming back to it...
    MSPAR almost immediately fall for Mallek n he not only trusts them enough to tell them his fears but he also lowkey confesses in his good route... Their chemistry is better than with a lot of trolls too, it feels,, natural.
    I'd say Mallek n MSPAR were supposed be endgame but... y'know how Friendsim ended...
    Saddest thing is MSPAR will probs not be mentioned ever again after these games (maybe in HS^2?) n Mallek will have forgotten everything abt them and I'm 100% sure Hiveswap will HURT me bcoz of this
    Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go cry c ya

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Friendsim just really out here giving us Mallek and Lanque for the gays, Nihkee and Chahut for the lesbians, and panicked screaming for the bis

    • @monarchyyss
      @monarchyyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      extra screaming for the pans

  • @whoisyolanda5024
    @whoisyolanda5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    welp what pumpkin has officially made me gay

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is VIZ Entertainment I assume

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Coffee Jaytee well who ever made the games are amazing people and illustrator for this chapter did wonderful job at making me fall for a fictional character

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoisyolanda5024
      Theyre making us swoon more in this series than in the initial Hiveswap game ♡♡♡♡♡

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Coffee Jaytee Jegus heck yes they do legit fell for all of them except for Zebruh, Cronus can give the awarded trophy of worst character ever to him

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Coffee Jaytee Jegus heck yes they do legit fell for all of them except for Zebruh, Cronus can give the awarded trophy of worst character ever to him

  • @digaddog6099
    @digaddog6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    50% of comments: piercings are there
    30% of comments: I'm gay
    19% of comments: other
    1%: this

  • @lemnlyme
    @lemnlyme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    ooooh mygod. this one is a keeper.

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I LIKE HIS THEME HOLY SHIT
    ITS SLICING ME BETWEEN TAGORA AND MALLEK

    • @Big_Fella_Guy
      @Big_Fella_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah its reminds me a lot of uuuh, ghost mound from the grubbles (well the base line does a lot)

  • @haliquinn7008
    @haliquinn7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    20:25 "I'm gonna own your entire system"
    Me: Please. Do it.

  • @williamwonker6558
    @williamwonker6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i am in love with him

  • @theredvelveteer4721
    @theredvelveteer4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    i'm just going to say it: two of his piercings are unaccounted for

    • @theredvelveteer4721
      @theredvelveteer4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ghost-ql3pb Two on his eyebrow. Piercings have to have a backing :)

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U guys wanted the answer, not me so stop complaining

    • @user-bw6ju8ve2c
      @user-bw6ju8ve2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghost-ql3pb nose ring too

    • @bloomy2121
      @bloomy2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bulge piercings must hurt like a bitch tho

  • @phantomnight3466
    @phantomnight3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the person who disliked it was Zebruh

  • @lekswig3316
    @lekswig3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Theory: Malleks name is based off of Rami Malek, who played a hacker, and Ada Lovelace, a mathematician

  • @aw4085
    @aw4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    For Mallek, there are three piercings on his horns, two on his eyebrow, three on his ears, two on his chest, one in his nose, and one on his tongue... but that's just twelve. He's meant to have thirteen... WHERE'S THE THIRTEENTH PIERCING?

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Mallek cleared it that Ceruleans are just upper midbloods :/

    • @visionofsolace8961
      @visionofsolace8961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But, each caste is higher than the other, and since ceruleans sit at the edge of high society, it's really fucky and shifty and they have to play by their higher castes rules as well.

  • @f.z6938
    @f.z6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i honestly came into this one thinking i wouldnt like him so much but i ended up in friendship love so that's great! also GRUBSCARS CONFIRMEDDD

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mallek is a few months away from exile; but the protag didnt comment about his height.

  • @drgreenberg4682
    @drgreenberg4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wait we hook up with this guy.....
    Yes

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damn ceruleans and indigos have a big barrier too

  • @muccaronee6747
    @muccaronee6747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Where's my heterosexuality.
    Oh wait i never had one.

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    -ITS BEEN CONFIRMED! TROLLS HAVE EARS!!!-
    He looks awesome. :3

  • @azealot7112
    @azealot7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Alternian translation time
    TV in the car:
    NUBDAY FORECAST
    SOLAR RESPITE
    (perhaps "cu")LLDAY DRONE INSPECTION LE- (the letters are too blurry for me past this point)
    Boxes in kitchen (left to right)
    WEETABIX, TROLL CHEX, FURY POPS, FIDDLE FADDLE, (perhaps "gr")UB CRUNCH
    Box in room:
    E
    Sign in underground river:
    DO NOT BLOCK
    Graffiti in underground river:
    SUCK MY NOOK

  • @kesitepe
    @kesitepe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    13:20 THAT'S MY ZODIAC ON THE WALL

  • @deactivated399
    @deactivated399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OH NO HE'S HOT!!!!

  • @namelessnarrator7271
    @namelessnarrator7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol, the player is like: "My name is Connor, I'm the android sent by Cyberlife!"
    Furthermore, grubscars have finaly been confirmed. Fuck yes!

  • @Blitz-tk4jh
    @Blitz-tk4jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    wait so he has horn piercings? youd think that horns are all hard and shit and not that easy to pierce but apparently troll horns and eyes are made of the same material. squishy horns confirmed?

  • @mayorkoopbob
    @mayorkoopbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well we now know that grubscars are canon

  • @finalechance7756
    @finalechance7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    17:58
    ╹ਊ╹
    ՞ਊ՞

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finale Chance bdhfjrbjsjxhdbejwjbd

  • @tangerinecceden1750
    @tangerinecceden1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    12 we know of and 1 that is to be announced :3

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rhea Lin
      3 on horns
      3 in ears
      4 on eyebrow
      2 on nipples
      and 1 on tongue
      3+3+4+2+1= 13

    • @tangerinecceden1750
      @tangerinecceden1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ghost-ql3pb actually, the "four" on his eyebrows are only 2. Those are bars, not studs. We have
      3 on his horns
      2 on his eyebrow
      3 on his ears
      1 for his nose
      1 for his tongue
      2 in his chest meat
      And that adds up to 12 + 1, and we see he has none on his belly button.

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well sorry for trying to answer your question
      I rlly shouldn’t get bullied for trying to help

    • @tangerinecceden1750
      @tangerinecceden1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ghost-ql3pb but I didn't ask? In which way is this bullying? And besides you missed the nose one both times lmao make your own comment

    • @nicolassieh6799
      @nicolassieh6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghost-ql3pb lmao bullying k

  • @axeburningfire2507
    @axeburningfire2507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    his hiveswap & troll call sprite looks like a fucking gremlin, but the dude's chill.

  • @taeyeonsnose7003
    @taeyeonsnose7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh prettyboy

  • @appojuce1286
    @appojuce1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    His theme kind of sounds like one of the grubbles songs
    And I forgot what it was called

    • @appojuce1286
      @appojuce1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3:52
      And also that cursor is me when I saw him

    • @coiledAgent
      @coiledAgent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like ghost mound to me, the one used in the hiveswap trailer.

    • @appojuce1286
      @appojuce1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      coiledAgent
      Yeah that one

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also sounds a bit like Rustblood in some parts

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:of know nothings and know it alls
    Shit were having galekh next time

  • @mateusoliveira2776
    @mateusoliveira2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    fuck it happened again... i'm in love with a fictional character...

  • @wormtime8890
    @wormtime8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

  • @burning.at.topolla
    @burning.at.topolla 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    we are getting a little more than friendly up in here

  • @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035
    @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is definitely more than just one of these desperation-motivated friendships, maybe even something more

  • @corydalis6347
    @corydalis6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    hm. im gay!

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    YEEEEE BOI

  • @esn_64
    @esn_64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also he has airpods

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The nose piercing made him look a little silly tho

  • @esn_64
    @esn_64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ITS SAUSAGE BOY!!!!!!!

  • @guydisorder
    @guydisorder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ok so
    Where's the 13th one piercing

    • @MiscEris
      @MiscEris  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh, you know ;)

    • @guydisorder
      @guydisorder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MiscEris
      Is dis serious.

    • @nightmarefuel1391
      @nightmarefuel1391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HIS BU-

    • @guydisorder
      @guydisorder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nightmare Fuel *N O-*

    • @Notheter
      @Notheter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tallywhacker

  • @themagnificencesandwich6519
    @themagnificencesandwich6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:26 *:)*

  • @drewdrewdrew6032
    @drewdrewdrew6032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who is Treyaf? Treyaf Dammek? Idk im just thinking that maybe this is why he got DVD's on his hive... he got it from mallek... or maybe is another troll and im just saying shit...

    • @MiscEris
      @MiscEris  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait where does it say Treyaf Dammek?

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe it is cause Dammek would use a bunch of fake names cause you know or it is another troll

    • @drewdrewdrew6032
      @drewdrewdrew6032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MiscEris it only says treyaf im just assuming it could be dammek

  • @caesars.bubbles
    @caesars.bubbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    niC E

  • @kittykittybangbang9367
    @kittykittybangbang9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    punk rock boyfriend

  • @trixabellian
    @trixabellian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Why does he have a nose*

  • @wizardwyrm2805
    @wizardwyrm2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like seeing some creative license being taken with the original social order as much as the next person, but cerulean as a mid-hue? Seriously? Equius only described Vriska as being "a little bit worse" than him. They're still nobility and entitled to live in castles and shit. Maybe they're writing it this way so they can make ceruleans to be more convincing spunky rebel types.

  • @Dearestofthemdeers
    @Dearestofthemdeers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    El xokas

  • @_err0r.m4sk_
    @_err0r.m4sk_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why Hiveswap friendsim has so many fan service for no reason? Not that i don't like it ofc but like whyy ahah